WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19TH, 1922 MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Unioa MOUNT JOY BULLETIN MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PEN~STY) —— = Sv WELL, \ SEE "MENS STILL A FEW B\LNEISMEN WHO WANE GOY ‘HER HENS BLRIED WN TH SAND Ln ba YHAY Yi IMES ARE GITYIW' GOOD 'N = SS SHAT THEMNS A RAINBOW WW SKM YH RAINBOW “THESE SCARED GUNS OLGHT YO GAY THER WEADS OUT OF TW SAND Nl L\SSEN CARN This Ain’t so Dern Funny, But It's True — QPRIMG |S QOMING *N GOOD TIMES ARE HEADED OLR WAY ‘WN TW G\Z |, ‘THAX'S ALL pp —————————— ADVERYISER GETS “TH! { U's the balloon dance and it's from | dear old London, don't you know, It's ON Real Estate Within the past few days I have listed some “real bargains” in rural real estate, and when | say bargains | mean it. Here You Are A 70-acre farm, 50 acres tillable and 20 acres pasture, on state high- | way adjoining Elizabethtown bore, good house, newly remodeled and very mndern barn for 45 head of stock, water in every stall, concrete floors and entries, new silo containing nearly $1,000 worth of feed, new feg sty, shedding for tobacco, wagen shed, large poultry house, slate roofs on nearly all buildings, goed water. THINK OF THIS In addition to the farm here’s what goes with it. Four Head of Horses, from 4 to 8 yrs old. 12 Head of Cows, some registered, 8 Chester ‘White Sows, some with pigs, 1 Boar, 200 Chickens, about 40 Ducks. A large and complete line of farm implements, including 4 wagons, reaper, dobacco planter, harrows, plows, in fact everything. 9,000 tobacco lath | lice will bear closest inspection. If interested get Lusy as this vrop- seitiom cau’t last lone, demi EE RE et sea ld ‘WATCH THIS LIST WEEKLY IF, YOU ARE REAL ESTATE. No. 160—A ES god Busses q proposition in Mount Joy including INTER [Lropen houses on Main street. Price | will astonish you. No. 172—An acre of ground in Mt. Joy Twp. with a large frame ice house, levator, two ponds, etc. cheap. LARGE FARMS No. 42—An 8b6-acre tract of farm timber and pasture land in West Donegal township, tract adjoins Ma- sonic Homes ground on two sides. Price very low. No. 94—A 149 acre farm, iron stone soil, on Scravel pike, bank barn, 8-room house, shedding for 20 acres tobacco. $90 per acre. No. 956—A 6b acre farm near Con. ewago Station, all farm land, running water, bank barn, brick house, ete. for $6,000. Immediate possessicn. No. 102—An 86 acre farm in West Donegal, finest farm I ever offered, good buildings, on piked road, 4 acres timber ready“to cut. No better farm in the county. DWELLING HOUSES No. 81—A 3-story brick mansion in Maytown, excellent location, has all improviments—a 1eal home. Has large storegroom and would be fine for busines@and dwelling combined. No. 834 frame house and busi-| No. 128—A 3l-acre tract of ness stand fn E. Main st., Mt. Joy, gravel land at Union Square, | in business Jnter. All improvements. house, lot of shedding for eattle, No. 84—) frame house adjoining scales, etc., good well, also running No. 83: fine shape, all improvements. water. Cheap. Prefer to sel! bo ! No. 138—A B8l-acre farm of all limestone soil in East Donegal, 11- frame house room stone house, barn, tobacco __A 23 -sto 4 2A 2% t Joy. Price Mea St., ‘can remain. —An 8-room bhungalc iu! No. couveniences, *hard wood ;io50n6” soil in East Donegal, 9- » wolley at door. Price right. room brick house, barn, tobacco No. 117—Lot 40x200 in Master- shed for 9 acres, 10 acre meadow, % i sonville with frame house, stable, of money can remain. butcher shop, ete. Must be sold | quick. Bunngside, 10 Juses nealsw, snd re ound with 10- land, rame houses, big barn, oe : 14% TAT of grauns repair, bacco shed, etc., good reason for sell- steam heat, at railroad. Near Mari- ing. Price right. otta. ‘ Noy 15) 170 in farm, 50 A. oe iful 7-room and farm land, balance pasture, some tim- ra bd Ta Dea To boro. ber; good buildings, 2 silos, shedding Very modern, beautiful location and |for 7 «cres tobacco, a real farm. price right. No. 154—183 acres, 120 farm land No. 164—A la frame dwelling, barn, tobacco shed, etc, in Mt. Jo Boro. dhe thing for a retire armer. y No. 170—A beautiful newly built cluding silo, possession any time; a large portion of money can remain. No. 161=—A 285 acre farm in In-| © diana Co., 175 acres farm land, bal stucco mansion on concrete road, has| ance timber, good buildings, youny|™2nt in this list, call and see me. } all conveniences orchard, fine water and close to mar | have it No. 166—Fine corner lot in resi- | kets, schools and churches. tpt dential section of Mt. Joy, 18-room brick house with all conveniences, gas, steam heat, electric light, bath, etc. A wonderful buy at $7,500. Possession any time. No. 168—Lot 40x200 in Florin, frame house frame stable, ete $2,400 BUJINESS STANDS No. 63—The entire concrete block manufacturing plant of J. Y. Kline at Florin, together with all stock, machinery, buildings, contracts, etc. Price very low money can remain No. 161—The Clover Dale farm on state road 2% miles west of Eliza- bethtown, 95 acres, 15 acres meadow, brick house good barn, silo, ete., $187 an acre. No. 175—A 95-acre farm 21% miles from Elizabethtown on state road, brick house, good barn, silo, ete, 12 acres of good meadow. No. 176—3 acres on concrete high- way, near Florin, East Benegal twp., 8-room frame house, all conveniences barn 40x40. Price right and half ber of feet you want at $6 per foot. of Mount Joy, fine large lot and would be a money-maker for truek- ing or speculating on building lots. | ing 161% acres adjoining Manheim boro. East Main street. lime sto d in East Do LN |shed, 6 acres meadow, % of money ag Ina BegR . 139—A 89-acre farm of all/Mt. Joy and Florin. Areal invest- ment to some speculator. I can give Jou any number of lots No. 148—A 114: acre farm near |at any loca of land in East Donegal wit stone mill converted into flats for on the P. R. R. siding in 81 acres timber, good buildings in-|has many advantages and centrally located. One of the best in the town vertised. from 40 to 200 acres at $22,000.00, dno. E Schrol Another Good One 1 have for saie the former hotel property at Union Square which in- cludes an 11-room house, ice house, chicken house, lots of shedding, cat- tle yards, scales, and 81 acres of gravel land. Now who wants this entire outfit very cheap? Call, phone or write J. E. Schroll, Mt. Joy tf Crp No. 177—A 6b-acre farm in Mt. Joy Twp., buildings all new few years ago, all modern conveniences and $15,000 can remain on lst mort- gage. No. 178—A 30-acre farm in Rapho twp., near Manheim, good buildings, land very prodactive. Price inter- esting. TRUCK FARMS No. 107—An 8% acre tract of land in East Donegal, near Reich’s church frame house, tobacco shed, barn, ete. $4,000.00. BUILDING LOTS No. 2—Four Lots, each 650x200 £t., on North Barbara St., Mount Joy. No. 35—One Lot 50x65 ft., on West Donegal St., Mount Joy. No. 45—Four Lot. in Florin, 40x- 200 ft. They front on Church St. No. 77—Very desirable building lot fronting on the south side of Marietta street. Will sell any num- No. 57—A b-acre tract i.. the boro No. 145—A tract of land contain- Fine building sites. No. 163—A fine building lot on Price right. No. 167—A 4-acre tract of good No. 169—A 15-acre tract between No. 171— number of build- ng lots between Mt. Joy and Florin. on at any old price. FACTORY BUILDINGS No. 140—3 acres and 49 erches large esidences. $2,000. FACTORY SITES No. 10—A tract Sroptins 107 ft ount Joy I also have a number of properties hat ownars do not care to have ad- If you don’t find what you Alsc many Lebanon Co. farme $4,000 to Gothamites Take to Importation From London, Though It Seems Rather a Chiluish Pastime. There's a new dance stunt in town a bit of all right, too. A few nights ago it was introduced at the Rendezvous—one of Broad- way’'s most exclusive supper clubs And it made a tremendous hit, suys the New York World, A toy balloon is tied to the ankle of each dancer of the fair sex and the idea is to get through a close-fitting foxtrot or a toddle with the balloon still intact. That is the girl's idea. The idea of the men dancers is to break as many balloons as possible without stepping out of the dance. On a crowded floor the balloons have about as much chance as a snowball in—well, a warmer place than New York. However, a prize 18 offered te the woman who can emerge from the maze of the dance with her balloon still flying. One young lady at the Rendezvous actually won the prize. But the pop- ping of the colored spheres reminded one of the popping of champagne corks, Anyway, it's a great boon for the balloon manufacturers. For the dance floors of the average toddle sanctuary are so small that the only way to keep off one’s partner's balloon is to step on her feet—and that Is not very pop- ular with the fair sex. RETURNING TO SWORD PLAY New York Children In Their Games, Seem to Have Abandoned “Mod- ern Warfare.” Playwrights and theatrical producers predict the return of the costume play und the swashbucklin’ melodrama, But the youngsters of New York seem to have realized this prophecy In thelr games, Wooden swords, umbrella rib dag- gers and crossbows have supplanted dummy rifles und barrel stave artll- lery pleces that were popularized by the World war. Sword play, with hickory raplers and tragile crate-cover cutlasses seem to nave asserted a romantic appeal over nfantry charges and vocal ‘bing! hungs!" The vacant lot is no longer 10 man’s land, but a rock-strewn heath r a tin can infested moor, where frankle and Johnny would “do each ther in mortal combat and Dutchman in the as Spaniard lowlands.” There Is more realism in the sword thal in the pistol, with which one must say “Bing!” Bang!” Rock piles ave become oustles after the fashion f the Arthurian legends and lance armed knights guard drawbridges of | planks or old doors over imitation | noats,—Pittshargh Dispatch One of Great City's Tragedies. An old-time tragedy of the Central Markets, illed by | che death at a ge of a mee rich woman years Paris, has been rec LO Hn) overturning inything of | ind there- | made a poor living ther zarbage cans and s value she might be vin, and for was merely In. Heranitie was 1 nearly half a century called “p* Annandale, N. J.: “Rats were costing rie hundreds yearly; tried dogs, fer- 'Bought $1.25 pkg. of RAT-SNAP (5 Iift VORrs ago it high was fush for pe f society i to pass a riotous night | i In the caf ul stalls of the market. | On cae o ion a fashionable woman, one of a gay party, was robbed of money and jewels, persumably by her escort, Left penniless, she efused, for reasons easily surmisable. to com municate with her hushand or her family in central France. Instead she sought employment and gradually fell into extreme poverty. She got her nick name owing to her invariable habit, when asked about her former life, of replying: “Ask no questions; I am a princess from a far country.” Smiling Porches, More houses are being bullt with inclosed porches than ever before; you may walk down long streets of dear little homes whose porches smile at you through tiny panes of glass. You pass medium-sized places with grounds, comfortable houses set hack from the road, and large mansions— in every one somewhere you catch the glimpse of an enclosed p reh-room Old-fashioned houses follow suit, and back of the rounded Colonial pillars are fitted small-paned glass partitions that inclose the porch as efficaciously as though it had been built that way nn the beginning. In the summer these are lifted out, leaving the porch as efore.—The Designer, rr Riss “And There Wasn't the Slightest Smell From Dead Rats.” Writes John Simpkins, farmer of ets, poison, could not gt rid of them. akes.) Used half, not a live rat ince. CALL, PHONE OR WRITE i Mt. Joy, Pa. IRAT-SNAP because after killing rats Three sizes, 35c, 65c¢, $1.21. and guaranteed by H. S. Newcomer | Dr. W. D. Chandler, Brown Bros. and Dr. E. W. Garber, Mount Joy. Dead ones aplenty. I like dries them up—Ileaves no smell.” Sold ee ——- S— If you want to succeed—Advertise SURE TO HELP Lydia E.Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound, Anxious to Help Others Lebanon, Indiana.—*‘I wag complete work, I ful medicine, and I raph.”” — Mrs. EMMA BAKER, 310 S. East St., Lebanon, Indiana. These letters recommending Lydia E. to convince women of the great worth of this medicine in the treatment of ail- ments to which they are often subject. Mrs. Baker callsit ‘‘a wonderful med- icine.”” If you are suffering from troubles women often have, or feel all run down, without any ambition or en- ergy for your regular work, take Lydia E. Yinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It is a natural restorative and should help you as it has Mrs. Baker and many, many other women, HAMBONE’S MEDITATIONS HIT Don’ TAKE LONG FUH A “CHIP” ON Yo SHOULDER T° T A "KNOT® TURN ON Yo' PUBLIC SALE | AND | SEZ ® = | TH WOOMAN SEZLY, * THAT'S DURN STRANGE! {best coal burning Brooder Stove on ME {the market. Place your chicks un {der a Newtown amd you can sleep Mrs. Baker, So Much Benefited by [d¢ad in the ly run down from women’s troubles and stomach trouble and for a long time was hardly able to do my had some friendswho had taken Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound, and they told me about it. 1 know what it has done for me and I ; Jrecommend it to :jothers, as I am sure CLOVER, ALSIKE AND ALFALFA - —dit will bea great SEED help to all sick women. It is a wonder- ive you permission to use my testimonial and my photo- had. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound ought i Good Things The Newtown Brooder is by far the [without fear of finding your chicks | morning. The Newtown | means much to poultrymen and far- « mers. See this stove before buying omething just as good. { Have you trouble in hatching. with | chicks dead in the shell, The Circlet is more than a Brassiere, It’s Self-Ad- justing and simply slips over the head, clasps at the waist and under-arm The Brairie State Incubator Hatches every hatchable egg, and | gives you large lusty “peeps”. The Prairie State is different from others Costs a trifle more but is worth it Clover Seed WE HAVE A CARLOAD OF THE FAMOUS ..Globe Brand and smooths out ugly lines | | If your dealer can’t get it send actual | bust measure, name, address and | | $1.00. We’ll'send the Circlet pre. | paid. Sizes 34 to 48. | Nemo Hygienic-Fashion Institute 120 East 16th St., New York, Dep't M. (CTT EC ECT CE Eee CATARRH OF THE STOMACH 10 CT Ee CE gl CANT ENJOY LIFE § L—] with a sore, sour, bloated stom- H Reiss Food does not nourish. oan Every farmer knows. that Globe Brand Seed is the best seed to be The purity and germination of this seed is very high, the price is right and we will gladly send or show you a sample . Burpees Garden Seeds Are in a class by themselves as those who have ever used them will tel you. Our shipment of these seeds will soon arrive and you can buy them here, just as cheap as if yor send for them. Instead it is a source of misery, causing F pains, belching, dizziness and head. J aches. q The person wita a bad stomach E should be satisied with nothing hess B than permanent, lasting relief. | : Mapes Tobacco Fertilizer We carry two kinds of this fam ous fertilizer. MAPES TOBACCO STARTER Gives the tender plants a good stan in the field and combined with you manure will improve and increase your crop. MAPES TOBACCO MANURE This is a more powerful and last ing fertilizer and will produce a fine crop, without barnyard manure. BAUGH’S FERTILIZERS We have sold this brand for year: and know, that for potatoes, corn and | B oats it is the best of fertilizers, and i the price is down. We have both A phones and will gladly give you any | go information on these good things. q The right remedy will act upon the linings of the stomach, enrich the blood, aid in casting out the catarrhal poisons and strengthen every bodily function. q The large number of people who have successfully used Dr. Hartman's famous medicine, recommended for all catarrhal conditions, offer the strongest possible endorsement for PE-RU-NA IN SERVICE FIFTY YEARS TABLETS OR LIQUID fi SOLD EVERYWHERE ‘Rock Bottom Prices on all Material, Fixtures, Electrical Supplies, Etec. G. MOYER MOUNT JOY | n business since 1888. Your Opportunity We Are Going to Sell More HOUSE WIRING A SPECIALTY | I ———— | 31IG REDUCTIONS ON OUR FINE LINE OF SHADES & FIXTURES 'A NEW LINE OF 1922 FIXTURES | Prices Very Reasonable THIS MONTH ORE BU |SEE ME BEFORE BUYING ELSE. | WHERE Than ever before. Bring i you: | THEM WUL My VERY WORDS ONLN LAST Old Clocks—will allow you Fair Price | [ FRIDAM (or WUZ |— IY SATTADAY ?) Bw | DISREMEMBER | WELL , WENNIRATE, in Exchange on a New One. d= JNO. H. DIETZ Bell Phone | E. Main St., MOUNT JOY apr.6-tf know we are doing the same thing with watches. The Largest Clock Store in Lan | caster. | JUST A FEW HATS LEFT Clocks Watches : Wp bHarna Ul Lalit < the Office Chair and emits a Steady Drizzle of Punk Chatte I helps the Bizzy Editor collect his Thonchts. A real Barnacle ean rid of by Dry Docking and g. but only Death can remove ti rir Shop Barnacle HAMBONE’S MEDITATIONS EF YoU FIGGUHS OUT DE MAN WHUT DONE MISSED HE CALLIN’ YOU GINALLY FINDS OUT HE SHOT TOO HIGH! | thruout this section by | | 128 Mt. Joy St. | | [ From my Easter selection. Will sell at great sacrifice bar, 3 2 to Haines silk hase, all shades $2.50. { Hair nets, blaek, dark, medium W, W. Appel & Son |... light brown, gmey and white 2 for 25 cents. 131 North Queen Street ; a Hair ribbons, Chiliren’s hand LANCASTER, t-2 PENNA | made and embroidered dresses. | Shop open Tuesday and Thursday evenings until 9 P. M. Miss M. K. SHELLY'’S MILLINERY SHOP MOUNT JOY Hamilton Beech Sweepers One of the most substantial ma- hines on the market ‘today. You 1ust see them demonstrated to real ze their many Sold advantages. E.K. Gerber | {ew Haven Street, Mount Joy, Pa mar. 1-tf Chapped hands and faces needn't bother. MENTHOLATUM soothes and heals chaps and chilblains quickly and gently « TRY ven RUSS BROTHERS VELVET ICE CREAM BRANDT BROTHERS | MT. JOY, PA N { WHY WAIT A WEEK? For spectacles or eye glasses? Horton, the“optician, has glasses rom $2 to $7.50, made within an nour after examination, no waiting several days, no second trip. HORTON, THE OPTICIAN The large circulation of the Bul etin makes it the best advertising medium in this section of Lancastey county. Give it a trial and be cone r 47 North Prince St., RA LANCASTER, PA. 7 hy