WEDNESDAY, MARCH 15, 198:
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The Maxwell Cars
Models, are won-
alues worth twice
Made in Roadster, Touring, Coupe and Sed:
ders. Their general appearance indicates
their selling price. All are equipped with dtraight side 31x4
cord tires, and disc wheels. These cars are well made thruout 35
f. r. horsepower 4 cylinder motors, 56 inch rc#r springs and are
very easy riding.
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| ROADSTER ........-. Svrieie nding oie ihe $ 985.00
TOURING CAR ....i. vii maiicue } $ 985.00
COUPE ~........... vats ian 3s Ae dS 4 $ 1515.00
| SEDAN .......... aes sini initiate ines ..4$ 1615.00
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LIGHT FOUR TOURING. .....
LIGHT FOUR SEDAN...
WILLYS-KNIGHT ROADS TER
WILLYS-KNIGHT TOURING ........... $1675.00
WILLYS-KNIGHT COUPE................., $2345
WILLYS-KNIGHT SEDAN ............... $254500
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S. Army Goods
To do so, we are going to cut
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IN TINS
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35c size (1 cake) enbygh for Pan-
try, Kitchen or Cellar.
65¢c size (2 cakes) for
House, coops, or small build
$1.25 size (5 cakes) enough fomall
farm and out-buildings, storate
buildings, or factory buildings.
Sold and Guaranteed by H. S. New-
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TOLD OF KITCHENER’S DEATH?
interesting Story That Has Recently
Appeared in Book Published by
English Author.
Lady Angela Forbes in her book,
“Memories and Buse Details,”
that Lord Kitchener was interested in
spiritualisin, and that he was undoubt
Says
edly not only interested, but a be
liever in it:
“Count Hammon, better known as
Cheiro, told me a story which to the
incredulous may only appear as coinci
dence, but cannot fail to be interest
ing.
“Count IHamon was a friend of
8, and in reading his horo
scope hud, apparently, always told him
that Lis death would be a sudden one
but that he need not anticipate danger
in the field of battle. Just before Lord
K. went abroad, Count H, went to the
war oflice, and K. showed him a little
blue vase, which he had
and told him that he
always kept it on the table. He asked
Count H. if there was anything he
could do for him before he left the
once given
ascot,
tive, but K.
thing he would do—Iif anything hap-
pened to him he would give him a sign.
At the very hour the Hampshire went
down, Count Hamon was in the music-
room of his house In the country, at one
end of which was a large hatchment,
securely nailed to the wall. For no
reason at all it fell with a crash, and
might have been cleft In two by an ax,
Count Hamon guessed instantly that
something had happened to Lord
Kitchener, and that this must be the
promised sign,”
BUT HE GOT DATES MIXED
And So a Wily, Unscrupulous Rus-
slan Bachelor Was Forced to
“Kill Off" His Family.
Necessity has sharpened the wits
of the Russians and they discover
most Ingenious devices to profit at the
expense of the government.
A shrewd physician in Petrograd,
who was a bachelor with a hearty ap-
petite and a small Income, Induced the
president of the house committee
where he resided to give him a cer-
tificate saying he was married. In
this way he procured a double ration.
Soon his Imaginary wife fell ill and
he got a milk card on the strength
of it. Later a baby came to bless
this fictitious union, and he was en-
titled to additional delicacies as a re-
sult. Unfortunately, he got his dates
mixed up and announced the arrival
of three children Inside of six
months,
An Investigation was started, upon
which an epidemic broke out In his
family, which carried away, inside of
two days, his wife, two daughters and
little boy.
It was a dreadful massacre on pa-
per. But It saved the physician, who
got off undetected. —J. Kessel In Le
Figaro, Paris.
Story of a Famous O!d Timer.
An esteemed correspondent recalls
two little stories of that eminent Ohio-
an, Gov. David Tod. who, among his
other official disiine ti numbered
that of minister to Duzil, appointed
holdin
by President Polk and 1g the of-
fice five years.
When it was noised about among
the future governor's old friends and
acquaintances that he had been made
minister to Brazil, one them
drawled : “Wal, all I got to say is that
Dave'll make a sheol of a minister!”
When Minister Tod officially inter-
viewed Don Pedro II in Ric Janeiro,
he sald to his Interpreter: '“icil the
emperor that If he will hurry up the
carrying out of that request IT made
him I'll send him a car load of the
best Brier Hill coal my people can
mine.”
As coal wasn't used in Rio, the in-
terpreter collapsed.—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
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Grades for British Apples.
The British apple growers have
recently been devoting considerable
attention to the establishment of
grades for their product and much
progress has been made in this de-
velopment. The chief reason for the
movement is the desire to place on the
large British markets an apple grown
in England which will compare
favorably in price with the best Amer-
ican and Australasian “product. It
has often been stated in England that
the market advantage of the American
apple is entirely due to the fact that
it is correctly graded and packed.
There is no large supply of British
that she left some money in the pock
ets of one. She diun’t
til had arched them.
money was soaked, but when I
it and ironed it it was pretty st
resembled new currency. Ths
the grocer to ask me where I'd made
them,” she sald.
she st
aused
Besides, It Is Hard to Get Now.
“That's a bad cold you have, Ma-
hel,”
“Yes, Dorothy, it is.”
“What have you
dearie?”
“Everything.”
“In that case there's no use in me
offering you any advice."—Louisville
Courier-Journal.
taken for ft,
t Rats. Read It.
« S y place was alive
with rags. Losingy chickens, eggs,
feed. end told 1 to try RAT-
SNAP. I%did. Somewhat disappoint
ed at first not seeing many dead rats,
but in a few days didn’t See a live
one. What were not killed "are not
around my place. RAT-SNA
does the trick.” Three sizes,
50c, $1.00. Sold and guaranteed
H. S. Newcomer and Dr. W. D. Chand
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ler, Mount Joy, Pa. to-apr.1
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Subscribe for the Mt. Joy Bulletin.
styled a “conniption fit” recently. She |
was washing some aprons and forgot
remember it un- |
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country. The count replled in the nega- |
told him there was one |
apples which could be closely graded |
for market. The British growers |
generally have not paid much atten- |
tion to market requirements in the
selection of their trees nor to the
care and cultlvation of orchards.
Starched Cash Like New,
A Detroit woman had what she
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MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. 8. A.
© AND THEY SLEPT “UPSTAIRS
Childish Prank Not So Bmfoyable as
Youngsters Imagined It Was
Going to Be.
An Indianapolis woman is fond of
telling a story about her girlhood
days. There were several children in
the family and they went to school
with other children, perhaps a trifle
better off as to this world's goods
tan they were. At any rate, the
other children were always talking
about their upstairs. Aid ther
was no upstairs to the cotinge where
the Indianapolis woman's family lived
it was only a cottage. But children
like, they had to be able to say with
cool disdain when they went to
school: “Why, upstairs where we
sleep—"
50 when mother went downtown
one day these siaall children labor
iously took their little bed apart and
carried it up the narrow, steep dark
stairs that led to the attic,
carried up the bedclothes; then their
little chairs. They were indeed, going
to sleep upstairs,
When mother came home she found
| out what had happened. She
climbed the attic and there
amid the dust and dirt and whatnots
and cobwebs were the two beds.
So just to punish the children for
their disobedience mother made them
sleep up there a few nights in the
hot weather, until they were glad
| they had no *“‘upstairs.”
To CUT AUSTRALIAN ESTATES
Measure Almost Sociallstic in Charac-
ter Is Approved by Most of the
Landholders.
Large Australian estates may have
to be subdivided, according to the
Sydney correspondent of a London pa-
per.
The new South Wales government
is reintroducing a large holding sub-
Then they
stairs,
division bill, compelling owners to
subdivide for closer settlement any
land exceeding $100,000 in value. If,
for Instance, the owner of land worth
$260,000 refuses to subdivide it the
government will compulsorily acquire
$150,000 worth and make It available
for closer settlement.
The intention is to pay immediate
cash or current rates of Interest to
the owners. The measure, which is
approved by most Australian individ
ual landholders, but bitterly opposed
by big land companies with headquar
ters in England, will have the effect
of opening for cultivation large areas
now utilized as sheep runs. Thus it
will afford an opportunity for an in-
creased agricultural population and
scope for immigrants.
It. Is designed to mitigate the ex-
isting serious unrest arising out of the
inability to provide Australian agricul-
turists with land. These people are
being driven to the citles to swell the
ranks of the unemployed, making dan
gerous centers of discontent,
Support of Royalty.
At the installation ceremony of
King Feisul of Irak nothing had been
left undone in producing the atmos-
phere necessary for such an occasion
In the country of the Caliphs of Bag-
dad. The throne—or rather the chair
of state—was a masterpiece In scarlet
rep, tinsel and gilt. After the cere-
mony, which, it will be remembered,
was an open-air affair, the ritual re
quired that the throne should be re-
moved. A stalwart Ethiopian raised
it above his head and bore it away
past the assembled multitude. The
frame beneath the seat was simple
deal, and across the boarding was the
legend In stencil of a firm that ex-
ports Scotch whisky. It shall be
nameless, because the most up-to-date
advertisement manager could never
have hoped for such a display. It
was worth a king's ransom and yet it
was free and unsolicited.—Manchester
Guardian.
Australia’s Water Supply.
Australia’s wonderful underground
water supply, her artesian basin sys-
tem, might well rank among her
| greatest assets. 3ut like other as-
sets, the arteslan water supply can be
wasted, and Australians are noting
with concern that in New South
Wales there has been a total diminu
{ tion In the flow of water from 2068
selected water bores of something
like 21,400,000 gallons a day, or about
28.8 per cent. It is now belng recog-
nized that the artesian water must be
conserved by the partial closing of
the bores, so that only the flow ca-
! pable of being used will be allowed
to issue, The Irrigation commission
Is taking steps to penalize the care-
less bore owner.—Christlan Science
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Gas Used.
| Not counting debate in congress,
! Americans used 319,888,000,000 cubic
| feet of art gns last year.
This is an achievement, comparing it
with a g m ago when mother
had to wi smoked chimneys of
| the kerosene oil lamps and _trim their
wicks daily.
In about one more generation the
only heating and lighti be by
lectricity. I Ss a good
i legacy for grandchildren.
The Flapper Dollar.
Already the critics—call ti hy
| pers, if you like—are knocking our new
silver coin + writer calls it the
“flapper and says the open-
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ipped girl thereupon looks as though
she might be saying “Line's bizzy!”
ar “Say, that sort of
zirl, you know. If the comment were
aot would say some
thing about money talking—-but we re
fraiu.—DBoston Transeript,
lissen!” Just
so obvious we
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Two Good Farms
I have two exceptionally good to-
bacco farms ir East Donegal that I
can sell right. They contain 81 and
89 acres. The largest can be bought
for only $150 per acre.
mortgage. Both these farms are close
to markets and are money makers.
. E. Schroll. Mt. Joy. tf
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A fellow at Lancaster found a
mew kind of hootch. He drank some
a then paraded the streets, yelling
that was John D. Rockefeller. Of
course the police thought different.
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PEOPLE OF OUR TOWN
The Old Fossil always Hollers
Agln Improvements and Progress and
Views the Boosters with Alarm. For
Years his Moans have fllled Our
Hearts with Glee as the Old Town
goes Marching on. Stop; Think; Lis-
ten! What kind of a Town would
Ours be If we had always Followed
his Advice?
Our Markets
The following prices are paid today
by our local merchants:
Bogs, vaivsese. “uve
Butter, per Ib ....... J
Lard, shioleie viv on ATR
I. D. Stehman Pays:
Wheat, per bushel ...
Dats, Per DU sees vinsiasnsonse
Corn,
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19 & 21c kinds of wagons and new and second-
v+v+...835c hand implements by G. Moyer.
..11¢ S. Frank, auct.
ees a8L.28 mises, in the village of Florin, op-
veesesssssesesss.TOc horses and mules from 8 to 12 years
SALE REGISTER.
Remember, if you have your ! 2 i
bills printed at this office’ we in ? rie 1
a FREE reader like the follo , | northeast of Mount Joy, f:
from now until day of your sale. The |plements by Frank E. Felker.
Bulletin is read by several thousand |auct.
people in this community every week i i“
which surely is worth considerable, Friday, March 24—At his place
to you as an advertising medium, Pusiness in Rowenna, a large lot of
Phone us your sale date mow and NeW and second-hand implements by
order your bills when you are ready. O. V. Rannels. Aldinger, auct.
Thursday, March 16—On the pros Fred SIE, 2440 Be Hock
mises, the Willow Spring farm. near |. 4 lot. of cows consisting of fresh,
the Grand View school, in Mt. Joy pringers and backward Nn Also
township, live stock and farming im- lg few stock bulls and a lot of home-
plements by Mr. Amos W. Mummag.} aised shoats by Messrs. C. S. Frank
Frank & Brinser, Auect. |& Brother. EE
Friday, March 17—On the premi-| Saturday, March 25-—On the pre=
ses in Rapho township, 3 miles east'mises in the village of Salunga, ®
of Mount Joy, near Strickler’s church large lot of household goods by Mrs.
live stock and farming implements Alice Kline. Waser, auct. sae
and some household goods by Aaron | Saturday,March 25—On the pre=
S. Landis. mises at Donegal Springs, entire log
Saturday, March 18—At his office of household goods, 150 chickens and
on West Main street, Mount Joy, at'some smoked meats by Mr. B. Frank
7 P. M.,, a large lot of stocks and Watson. Frank, Auct.
bonds by Mr. Henry G. Carpenter. | Tuesday, March 28—On the
Frank, auct. Ipremises on South Jacob street, Mt.
Saturday, March 18—On the prem |Joy, farming implements, and some
ises in the village of Florin, large lot household goods by Mr. Natham
of household goods, tools. few imple- Stark. Vogle, auct.
ments, chickens, ete, by Henry A.| Saturday, April 8—On the premise
Sheetz. Vogle, auct. ses in the village of Florin, a large
lot of all kinds of tools and a lot of
household goods by Mrs. Mary Batese
Vogle, auect. .
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Tuesday, March 21—On the pre-
mises on church street, Florin, al
large lot of household goods by G.
B. Geib. Vogle, auct.
Wednesday, March 22—At his
place of business on West Donegal
street, Mount Joy, Pa., a lot of all
he +. Shaving
Hair, Cutting
Jos. B. Herghey
TONSORIAL PARECR
Agent for the Manhattan I
Goods called for Monday
East Main Street, Mount Joy
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Thursday, March 23—On the pre-
posite the Florin Hotel, 50 head of
Taste is a matter of
tobacce_ quality
Ve state it as our honest
belief that the tobagcos used
in Chesterfield are of finer
quality (and hence of Bejter
taste) than in any othér
cigarette at the price.
Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co,
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Here's Your Opportunity
“To Get GOOD SHOES for Your Money
We are buying our Shoes from the Largest Shoe Manu-
facturers in the Country, which enables us to buy shoes at
rock bottom prices.
A Three Days’ Reduction of
On Our Entire“Stock of
Shoes and Dry Goods
promptly Free of Charge.
March 16, 17, 18
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OUR GROCERY DEPARTMENT is always rea-
dy to serve you at Lowest Prices possible,
Phone Orders received cheerfully and delivered
[ARAKRSRERREAmIES
H. E. HAUER
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
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