bi gE SSSR EE RN —— “x FY nt \ THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN. MOUNT JOY, 1 LANCASTER 3 tt! yA COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U. S. A ’ Jo, AY \ 4 30x3% non skid 8,000. | 30x33 tubes all makes, each..... \ c In the above lot of tires are Goody: I, Pa. Vaccum Cup, Ajax, Fisk, Black Bob, Diamond, All firsts wi erial numbers. Take ad- vantage of this special sale, 33x4 non skid 8,000 34x4 non skid 8,000 Ziles guarant: ‘ FABRIC C... 3 30x31 non skid 6,00 miles guarantee 31x4 non skid 6,00D miles guarantee 32x4 non skid 6,000 miles guarantee 34x4 non skid 6,000 miles guarantee BERGER oy 5. . $15.00 $24.00 $28.00 . $28.50 Frank B. Groff HARNESS—SADDLERY. MOUNT JOY, PA. AUTO TIRES AND OIL Bachman Chocolai§ Mig. Co. Mount Joy, Pha. List of Specials SOME OF THESE TIRES ARE NEW — OTHERS ARE RE- PAIRED. No Size Make 3 32x3% 32x4 33x4 34x4 30x31 30x31 32x4 37x5 3ix4 31x4 33x4 34x41 34x41; - TRIUMPH TRIUMPH TRIUMPH GOODYEAR PERFECTION DIAMOND ..60 “p. ..45 p. GOODRICH DIAMOND ....50 p. GOODYEARS . 95 p. 1 2 2 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 2 2 Cc. c. veo + B80 Pe, UNITED STATES 35 p. c. good . . C c. Cc. LEE PUNCTURE PROOF new good good good good good good List $25.05. $30.00. $32.00. $33.00. $20.00. $20.00. $32.50. $60.00. $34.00. $28.00. $35.00. $47.95. GOODYEAR PLAIN 85p.c. good $43.00. Sale . $15.00 .$18.00 .$19.00 .$20.00 .$ 8.00 .$ 6.00 .$15.00 . $15.00 .$ 8.00 .$ 8.50 . $15.00 . $35.00 .$30.00 MT. JOY AUTO SUPPLY CO. 208 E. Main Street, MOUNT JOY, PA. ture. use are not alwa said about furniture. something you expect to buy it here, because here wi ture we buy must measure exac make as to the manner of workm long run, well-made furniture is the c buy. We invite comparison, look around, prices and then come here and see ur vast MEDIATE DELIVERY. TN THE QUESTION Often ip. you are buying It will if you ~~... OF FURNITURE OUALITY are few things that quality effects so vitally as furni- that people buy fo personal wear and for home expected to last a long time, but this connot be en you buy furniture der you long service. nk of quality first. All the furni- up to requirements which we And, after all, in thé pest sort of furniture to ompare qualities and rtment. Westenberger, Maley & Myers 128-131 East King Street -— 0 LANCASTER; PA. CE 0 OOO OO. COAL COAL ALL SIZES-AND KINDS OF COAL ON HAND FOR IM- CARDS ARE NOT USED ANY MORE. F. H. BAKER TRY SUCRENE DAIRY FEED FOR MORE MILK. USE SUCRENE DRY MASH FOR CHICKI FOR MORE EGG! LUMBER and GOAL Both Telephones EO MOUNT JOY, PENNA. 11 TOLD 0 To OD VER 10 1 O11 ST | bringed olles PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To Say This Week Ich wore der onner dawg drunna om encampment on Shikillimy, un es hut mich ons badolya ga-mauned woo mere ols g’hot hen far em greek. Mindsht du nuch we farichderlich os de soldawda ga-gooked hen ivver em exitzeera un wos duch de officers uff weedlicha gile room garidda sin, mit grosse wisa giles-schwentz uff era heet un reff-sensa far daega. Ich hob ols g’mained anes fun sella grosa officers kenta en gonse ous-lendishe armae leddera—so risend hen se ga- gooked. Un de soldawda hen grose flinda g’hot mit grosse grumma bom- anetta draw. Mer hut g'wiss g’'main- ed os won greek ous-brecha set don daida de en breckfesht maucha ous- era gonsa armae. De officers sin ols naiva nows ga-ridda un mer hut g'mained der freeda fun unserem gonsa lond daid henka uff wos os se now cshwetza—un duch is nix lose ga-brucha os der korrick funera g'ward buddle os aner fun ena in sina saddle-bags g’hot hut. Mindsht du nuch we g’schwint os es exitzeera g’shtupped hut we der greek ous ga- brucha is? De grossa officers hen era giles-schwentz fun da heet un sin unnich de dish g’shlooped. So hens marrick ollamohl dreffa kenna mitera { gward buddle, awver mit bulfer un i bli hen se net fechta wella, un de oldta soldawda woo ols in line g’'sht- elt sin warra mit da grossa reff-sense daega hen net mae larna wella waega greek. Won aner en grosser drom drinka hut kenna un en grosser bully si don hen de leit g'mained are daid en woonerbawrer soldawdt maucha, !un selly wora de arshta os sich de i finger odder dowma ob g'’hocked hen | far draft-fry warra. Un so is mer evva aw-g’feered mit da looks fun socha. We der greek our ga-brucha is huts badolya g’sh- shippa aw-g'fonga. De boova woo { [ | | | { | t | ga-mentioned warra, un feel fun ena | shlofa heit unich ma shtae os ‘“un- | known’ ga-marricked, is, wile de of- flcers woo ga-nunk ¢’wist hen far sich | ous g'fore holda, sin oldt g’shtarava. { Duch saencd mer in da picter-bicher koogla so dick ga-lega hen os wors net uft os aner wae ga-doo is warra. Won aner fun ena ¢’shtarava is don hut si widfraw finf dowsend dawler pension es johr ga- vote greeked by Congress usht os won’s era aega geld ware, un de awrem widfraw fum a private, mit welf dawler greeked der moonet. os olls g'sagt hut, “Der doch-shtool on. der blotz. ” Ich doubt eb der “doch shtool” olles aeva mauchet im greek. Won en of- | ficer g'suffa is warra un pawr dow- send soldawda unadich dote maucha | hut lussa don is are politely g'frogt | warrafar resigna. Won en private | ous ga-wora wore un is ei-g’shlofa uff | gaerd don hen se ene g'shussa odder | ins gaerd-house g’sheckt bis der naixt battle un derno ene rous galust far fonna hare gae un de rebel ranks { brecha. Won are umm cooma is don hut nemond en monument erect tsu eme—awver si dote hut usht so en grose luch gamauchet dahame in sinera house-holdting os der graesht general in der armae. patriotism un show sin fowla fish. CONOY Mrs. Amos Bricker, Sr. is ill with pneumonia. Abner Heisey visited in the James Rabuck home. Rev. Abner Martin spent Wednes- day in Harrisburg. Mr. Geo. Hossler, of town, was a Sunday visitor at Amos Heisey’s. Warren Chapman and family en- tertained a host of friends on Sun- day. The families quarantined for mumps are: Harry Hilsher, Millard Heisey, Abner Martin and Ed. Coble. ~ Rev. and Mrs. Abner Martin, Mrs. Harry Hilsher, and Emma and Irvin Heisey, visited Millard Heisey and family, Sunday afternoon. Amos Heisey and son Irvin, visited Jacob Heisey, Sunday. The latter with his family moved on the Samuel Snyder farm the past week. rere tl rene No The road iw were out, and did their best on thégroads. Henry Ulrich ad family moved to "Manheim on Tuesday. Jno. H. Koger, of hear Mount Joy, has now taken possession of the C. H. Brandt farm. } Prof. H. K. Ober apd wife, and mother, of Elizabethtown, visited in the family of C. G. Hollinger. The schools were outifor a short hike gathering arbutus? and other species of nature’s best,} for more knowledge of science. i Mrs. Frank Geib while taking carpet, had the her eve, Jus ca west Rapho pet tack hitting her eye, Gausing painful, though not serious ‘wound March 30, Mrs Maria Stauffer, Chiques Hill, will sell all her p sonal property, and will make h home with her son, Elmer Bagnha of Elizabethtown. \ i eet Ieee. § Read the Bulletin. Advertise in the Mt. Joy Bulle { tupped, un history hut es hero-wor-!} de koogla g'shtupped hen sin net feel Ich hob en oldter shriner ga-kennt | ' fum greek os de generals in bletz | room ga-ridda sin woo de canoona | | kar- | ribsa in ma welsh-karn feldt, un duch endlich | | | | era tzwelf kinner, hut ocht odder tz- | it | | : { Middletown, visited the former's par- De fact is, ae doter mon mauched (.piq My and Mrs. William Stump. usht so feel shtawb os der onner, un about fartzich per cent. fun unseram | Belle Fryberger, spent a few days at| | i and visited relatives there on Sunday. ERISMAN’S CHURCH Mr. and Mrs. Peter Witmer and family visited in the home of Ira Hess on Easter. Misses Ruth and Mary Rohrer| visited their parents Easter vacation. Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Metzler and during their family were guests of Clayton | Bucher on Easter. | Mr. and Mrs. Charles Weidman | and family spent Easter day with at Salunga KF. Keener and fam- s of Abram Eshleman | le on Easter. | Mrs. Walter Keener and | ly were guests of John Cassel| near the Junetion on Easter. Mr. and Mrs. Clayton Brubaker and sons attended Hernley’s church 1 Mr. and Mr. and Mrs. Christian Nissley and | Mrs. Laura Gockley did their Easter | shopping at Lancaster on Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Monroe Metzler en-| tertained Mr. and Mrs. Anthony Kreider and children from Elizabeth- town on Easter. Mr. and Mrs. Christian Brubaker had as their guests on Easter: Mr. and Mrs. John Brubaker and family and Mr. and Mrs. John Metzler and | family. { Many of our young folks attended | the special Easter and Palm Sunday | services at Manheim and Mount Joy. The observance of this brought this | thought to my mind. Any denomina- | tion or religious organization who | has its place of worship closed most of the time and allows its members| and young folks to be attracted vet where when they ought to worship at their parent’s church, will eventually | without a doubt lose many of its | young folks and its members. What | do you as readers say? i etl A en Mr. Abram Haines sold his auto-| mobile and bought a horse. | Master David Brock, of Chickies! was a visitor here on Sunday, Mr. John H. Fogie transacted busi- ness in Lancaster on Saturday. Mrs. Mary Mumma and children | were in Mount oy on Wednesday. Mr. Abram Haines transacted busi- ness in Manheim the other day. { Mr. Michael Musser of Landisville, was at this place last Saturday. Mr. Harry Hornafius of Mount Joy remodeled the garage of E. H. Myers. | Mr. Chas. A. Greider transacted business in Lancaster on Saturday. Rhoades of Mount Joy, visited friends at this place last week. . Miss Louisa Mr. Abram Geltmacher and Mr. Daniel Piefer were at this place on Saturday. Mr. Charles Beaston moved from the former Levi Shank farm to the vicinity of Mount Joy Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Zink and family visited the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Kemmerly on Sunday. Mr. John Haines, our enterprising merchant, purchased a new Dodge touring car from P. Franck Schock recently. Prof. H. K. Ober of Elizabethtown, will give an lustrated lecture de scribing his travels in Japan on Thursday evening, March 31. Mr. Clayton Mumma of York, a former resident of this place, spent a week here with aged parents, Mr. and Mrs. Abram G. Mumma. Messrs. Earl and John Mumma his | captured a large red fox at Isaac Gin- der's last week. The specimen was taken to N. J. Harmon, of Mount Joy, to be mounted. > © = BAINBRIDGE Miss Ella Sullivan is visiting rela- tives at Harrisburg. Miss Estella Schaeffer from a visit to Lancaster. | Mr. and Mrs. S. B. Martin were visiting dt Swatara Hill several days. | Mrs. I. Scott Smith has returned returned from a visit with relatives at Phila-| delphia. Mr. and Mrs. Chester Stump, of | Mrs. I. Oliver Fry and sister, Miss | Marietta, where they formerly re-| sided. i A farewell dinner was held in| honor of Mr. and Mrs. Harry Rider] and family and attended by a score of friends and relatives. The family | expect to move to Philadelphia in a| few days. Music was a feature of the! evening. | Wages of men employed by the | paper plant across the river, have been cut 15 per cent, to take effect] this week. Wages at the Baker quar-| ries have been reduced and there has| been a cut in the working hours. Eas- | ter day was fittingly observed in the | three churches with special services, | morning and evening. The children of the various schools rendered their | Easter programs, and eggs were dis- | tributed. All the music for the day! was of a high order. re tl nee DON'T RISK NEGLECT Don’t negle¢t a constant backache, | sharp, darting pains or urinary dis-| orders. The danger of dropsy or| Bright's disease is too serious to ignore. Use Doan’s Kidney Pills as | have your friends and neighbors. A | Mount, Joy case. Ask your nei hbor! Harry“Bgamesderfer, R. F. D,| says: Doan’s“Kjdney Pills have cer-| tainly done me highly recommend disorders and weak years ago I trouble with my kidneys, br by a strain from heavy work. time I stooped over and d heavy lifting, a sharp pain catch me across the small o back. m for kidney | k. Several | wotld and unnatural in appearance. I read h ! ; | | | { 3 | | of light which would pass seven times | u case where n Moro has murdered an ry My kidneys were irregular in} action and the secretions were scanty f {frame house, BEWILDERING TO THE MIND Everyday Measurements of Science That Are Almost Beycnd Com- prehension of the Layman. One great difficulty in astronomy is the study of the Im and sizes in For Instance, we can form no conception of the size or to comprehend mensity of the distance volved distance of the sun | Suppose there was a splierical shell | of the diameter of the si Suppose a at genie should p Into this shiell, every second, n t and day, a ball the size of the earth. How long would it take to fill the shell? Would It take an hour, a day, or a week? In fact, It would take two weeks, and when full the shell would contain more than 1,000,0000 earths The distance to the sun 18 93,000,000 miley. How long would it take a can- non hall to reach the sun, if shot from the earth, and continued on its course | at a utiform velocity? In order to undarestimate the distance might suy a vear. In than 1,000,000 earths, Astronomieally speaking, the above distance is very short. The sun is our nearest star. Strain the Imagination by trying to comprehend the veloelty not some fact it would around the earth in one second of time. Now stagger the brain by trying to think of stars, so remote from us that a million years are required for their light to cross the enormous abyss that separates them from us. Think of it! When that ray of light, which now enters the started on its course, perhaps there was no life on this earth.—John Candee Dean in the Indianapolis News, eve, REFUSED HAND OF SULTAN Offer of Marriage by Ruler of Sulu Was Turned Down by Alice Roosevelt, The Moro is not all bad. his good points, He has There has never been American woman, and there are many American women in Morolund. This however, is not due to Moro chivalry, but to the fact that in the Moro thought women have no abstinence, iG TO | | ake your Ilm- 8 rovements beforg the Rush Comes Everybodys getting ready to build, rebuild and repair. Very soon the big rush will be on. Labor and ma- terials will be tied up. Avoid delays, worries and expense by starting your work right away. And plan to doit richt—permanently. Use concrete —Afireproof, sanitary, everlasting—requires no painting, no repairs. Come in and talk over with us what you have to do. Let us give you a useful Service Sheet of suggestions and directions for Driveway Spring House Fence Posts Small Bridges Manure Pit Garages Culvert Barns and Silos Porch, Cellar and Storage Cellar Poultry House Stable Floors or any one of 20 other improvements. Call, write or phone us for the sheet you want. E. H. ZERCHER, Mount Joy, Pa. WE CARRY ALPHA" THE GUARANTEED PORTLAND CEMENT THE UNIVERSAL CAR The Ford Sedan, with electric self-startin and lighting system and demountable rims with 3%-inch tires front and rear, is a family car of class and comfort, both insummerand in winter. For touring itis a most comfortable car. The large plate glass windows make it an open car when desired, while in case of rain and all inclem- ent weather, it can be made a most delightful closed car in a few minutes. Rain-proof, dust- proof, fine upholstering, broad, roomy seats. Simple in operation. Anybody can safely drive it. While it has all the distinctive and econom- souls, Not that the “believed soullessness of the sex keeps the Moro from be- Ing a ladies’ man. In fact, he is in clined to be very gallant. The fa mous visit of the Taft party, ac- companied by the then Miss Alice Roosevelt, some years ago (and long to be remembered In the Phil ippines), was attended by a char acteristic exhibition of Moro zal- antry, When this party visited Jolo——no trip to the islands would be complete without visiting this picturesque 1d—his royal high the sul of Sulu, immedi ately offered his hand in marriage the daughter of the President He addressed her as the Amerlean princess, and name of Princess \lice still to her in the Phil ippines. The raect that his highness already had a couple of dozen ‘wives scattered around the town was n¢ deterrent in ease of a Mohammedan monarch Encouraging the Hen. The modern method of increasing he quantity of that may he ob aimed from hens is turning on electric lights in their pens In the middle of the night, thereby awakening them, to he end that they eat an extra meal ind thus approach closer than ever he- fore the ideal of laying an egg a day, week after - week. One cannot but think that this lengihening of the working day for hens 1s a device of the same genius who discovered that there was no need of arising at dawn to feed the poultry. He simply waited until after the henyard denizens had gone to roost, and then scattered their morning The hens found their for them In the morning, while the ingenious one arose ind went about the affairs of the day ouly when he felt so inclined. No chanticleer called him to work, meal. breakfast waiting “Automobile” Street Car. Mechanical arrangement similar in respects to that of an automo- bile is the distinguishing feature of a IHN new form of gasoline-driven interur- | han car described In Popular Me- chanics ine. Though the body, seating 30 passengers, Is like that of a standard modern street car, there is a ! long hood extending in front, in which | the 50-horsepower engine is mounted. An auto-type gear shift is provided, and a shaft transmits the power to | the rear wheels. Air brakes, electric | Hghts, and a hot water heating plant are other details of the equipment. The round firip of 40 miles in a little more than two and one-half hours, consuming about five and onpe-half gallons of gasoline, or car makes a one gallon to seven miles, Too Late. timed the fallen baseball “1% 1 had only thought about that song the young people were singing when I was a bush league player!” “Ah!” star as he wiped away a tear, excl: “What was it?” asked a sympathetic | friend. “Take Back Your Gold” ingham Age-Herald. —Birm- Bad Housing and Tuberculosis. Because of lack of housing in New York 0agtor Copeland, eity health commissioner, fears an increase in the tuberculosis mortality rate. He says insanitary conditions create san ex- cellent field for the spread of disease and are sure to result in a moral apd mental degeneracy, rr — —. A Here's a Bargain 1 I have just listed a very desirable fruck farm on Longenecker road, Mt. Joy, that will be sold quick. About Six acres of excellent land, large barn, tobacco shed and cellar, an abundance of fruit, a good investment for any one. Good lo- cation for warehouse or building purposes. Convenient tb industries, trolley, etc. Has boro water, li ht, ete. Act quick if interested. Jno. E. Schroll, Realtor, Mt. Joy, Pa. tf — Qe. It pays to advertise in the Bulletin if ical merits of the Ford car in operation and iil maintenance. Won’t you come in and look it | ih over? if GARBER’S GARAGE i 833-845 5. Market St. | i ELIZABETHTOWN, PA. I Benj. F. Garber John Groy il J. N. Gingrich il Dist. Salesmen = oD en | i © 5 Toh = i | We Pay Five Per Cent Interest For Mcney By The Year? PERSONAL CHECKS TAKEN FOR CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT SECURITY OVER TWO MILLION DOLLARS el. Le on ! ALL BUSINESS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL OPLES BANK OF MAYTOWN, } Maytown, Penna. Capital $50,000.00 Surplus $85,000.00 SIMON F. SNYDER, Cashier MICHAEL R. HOFFMAN, President Spri ng AS, a Z Here = Soin Spa Quah row ve » : < Pr Phy TI ARE RT NTOW cor J horses out the worms Dr. Hess Stock Tonic A Spring Conditioner and Worm Expeller Colts—Lambs. Time for work B Time to tone them up and drive » Pigs—Caly { mules to s Feed it to your cows for *, appetizing ef- ts svstem-toning, bowel-cleansi for } fects—and to cond r calv It means migre mi red it to brood sows and e lieves br constipation. Excellent fc Conic ¥ the digestion, Laxa- tives for the bo th 5, Vermifugesfor the worms. Why pay the Peddler Twice My Price? We have the Dr. Hess Agency. Call on us, CHANDLER DRUG STORE, Mount Joy, Pa. Tell us how much steck you have. We have a package to suit. N Dr Hess Instant Louse Killer Kills Lice