\WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 13th, 1919,

When the Week-Day
Grind Is Forgotten
A pretty grove nestling
beside a crystal lake,
basket of lunch, a few
jolly friends—and who
would not forget the
ay after day, eight-to-
ve grind in office or

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Happy days come often
to those who ride a

rley-Davidson

The op n places that are
not over-run by holiday
crowds belong to you if
you own ‘a motorcycle.
Outdoor men appreciate
Harley-Davidson
stamina, its rugged get-
there-and-back depend-
ability. Country lanes
are highways te this
Master of the Road.
E. S. Frey
15 West High Street
ELIZABETHTOWN, PA.
“The motorcycle that is being
talked about”

Gaduoyle Mobil Oils
A grade for each type of
C AR
100,865,000 piston stroke$, per year, the average of three
popular four cylinder cars show that during each mile on high-gear
there are 20,173 piston strokes—20,173 rubs within the cylinders—
Se pigeon, and cylinder walls separated only by about 3-1000 of an
inch of oil
At the end of the season, if the car has traveled 5,000 miles on
high-gear, the pistons have made 100,8 5,000 strokes.
There 100,865,000 piston strokes are made possible only by
the wearing quality of this protective oil film, seldom thicker than
this sheet of paper.
Let us explain why the correct grade of Gargoyle Mobile Oils
will protect your motor.
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FRANK B. GROFF
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
AUTO ACCESSORIES

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Mount Joy, Pa.
Corner Main and Manheim Sts.
Jacob G. Brown, Proprietor
GROCERIES, CANNED “GOODS.
CONFECTIONERY, TOBACCO, CIGARS
ICE CREAM, SODAS, SOFT DRINKS
" SANDWICHES, ETC. ETC.
Good Pure Milk For Sale. I also
Manufacture Butter.

Pool Room, Shooting Gallery, Reading Room—in fact all kinds
of amusement and entertainment for young men

Come Around Any Time
You're

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THE MOUNT JOY BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, LANCASTER COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, U.S. A, 5¥ km gems
Didn't Pay Here.
Down on Water street, Augusta, Me.,
the other day, two men met at the
corner of the street and they both step
ped to the outer edge of the walk to
avold two ladles whom they met. Both
men sald in chorus: “Pardon me,” then
both sidestepped to the left. When
they met again both sidestepped once
this time to the right, and met
again. Then they both stood still, and
as one man turned to the right and
extended his arms above his head as
he flattened himself against the build-
ing, he said to the other man: “Say,
when you get by, whistle.,"—Keune-
Journal,
Politeness
more,
bee
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Pie for Breakfast.
Some doctors are discovering and
asserting that ple makes a first-class
breakfast food. The decision is not
as shocking an innovation as it may
seem on first reading, for a good many
people, who are not doctors, have been
eating pie for breakfast many years.
If pie is the indigestible thing so many
people pretend it is, it looks like good
sense to eat it in the morning—if you
really have to eat it—and take the
whole day for the business of diges-
tion.—Philadelphia Press.

Quick Breathing an Anaesthetic.
United States scientists who have
been conducting experiments in the
art of breathing claim to have dem-
onstrated that rapid breathihg of pure
wets as an anaesthetic and renders
a person immune to pain as long as
it is maintained. Of course, after the
rapid inhalations cease the pain will
a little training, it is said,
air ¢
be felt. By
a person may induce sound sleep by
deep and rapid breathing for a few
minutes.

Early American Post Offices.
In 1775 the first post offices in Maine
at Kennebunk, Fal-
The malls were car-
on horse-
were established
mouth and Bath,
rled by carriers on foot
back and the average week's mall did
not amount to five letters at each office.
The rates were high, 614, 12%, 1834,
25 and 371 cents, according the
distance the letter had to be carried,
and double the rate when the letter
was of more than one sheet of paper.
or
to

The Word “Magnet.”
The word “magnet” is derived from
the name of the city Mugnesia, in
Asia Minor, where the properties of
the lodestone are sald to have been
discovered. It has, however, been as-
serted that the name comes from
Magnes, the name of a shepherd who
discovered magnetic power by being
held on Mount Ida, in Greece, by its
attraction for the nails in his shoes.
of

Hurry Gets Nowhere,
The man or woman who works in a
hurry, always at high tension, with no
knowledge of the value of relaxation,
produces results far inferior to the
quiet, composed worker, who knows
how to conserve his strength. He can
do more, do it better and at less cost
of strength and energy than his hur-
riled associate.

“Safety First.”
- Two recent cases of fainting in the
bath recall the advice that the late
Sir William Hingston, M. D., of Mon-
treal was wont to give his patients.
“Fill the bath,” he used to say, “pul
out the plug and then get in. If you
faint in the bath the water will run
out before you drown.”
Critic Colns New Word.
Tired of the hackneyed phrase, a
“gripping” story, originated by some
weary critic and eagerly snatched up
by book advertisers, it has remained
for a Boston dramatic critic to dls-
cover an new term. He has found a
play that is “riveting” in its Intensity
of interest.

See Others’ Point of View.
Half the troubles and miseries in
this life would be smoothed away, if
we would put ourselves in other peo-
ple’s places, and try to see things
from their point of view. It is the
great blank wall of self that hinders
us.
Why Librarians Go to Danvers.
Young Woman (to librarian)—*“I'm
sorry to trouble you, but I've forgot-
ten the name of the book I want. If
you'll just mention what books you
have I'll stop you when you come to
it.™—Boston Transcript.
Triumph Over Selfishness.
The toughest nut any man ever tried
to crack is a selfish heart. It takes a
glant hammer, swung by superhuman
power to do that. 3ut once the shell
is broken, the sweetest meat ever tast-
ed drops out.
Saint-Saens a Prodigy.
Saint-Saens commenced to play the
pia almost
to walk. He
1e learned
a child the
he clock chimes in
no as as 1
could tell
all t
soon
as
notes struck by
the house.

of comfo not f }
scl ; Confucius
ee
It pays to advertise in the Bulletin
Who Wants a Farm
I have for sale an 86 acre farm in
| West Donegal township, that is, be-
the best farm of its
Limestone
land excellent producer, good build-
yond a dobut,
| ings, excellent location. Must be seen
| to be appreciated. J. E. Schroll, gt.
Joy.
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Factory sale of Pianos at 41 East
Main street, Mt. Joy, Pa., by the
Weaver Piano Co., of York, Pa.
~aug.13-1t

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PENNSYLVANIA DUTCH
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To
Say This Week

Em Soondawg morga hen ich un
de Polly unser beshte glaider aw ga-
doo un sin nivver noach der camp
meeting. Es wora feel leit dart.
Dale hen Grishdendum g’sooched,
onera blesseer, un de ivvericha sin
cooma era glaider weisa. Ich glawb
awver os de ledsht lot de menshta
wora. Es wora leit fun olla sarta;
grossa un glaena, longa, un dicka,
shaena un weeshta. Un wos wora se |
ga-dressed! Whew! De maid hen
weisa dresses aw g’hot un shep-ga-
dradena shoe, fancia bouch-garta un
erosse bustles. Se hen, denk ich,
nuch ous g'’mauched de Queen Viec-
toria der Mrs Cleveland 10ach
e’'mauched hut un der bustle ob g’-
schnolled. De oldt Vie is so fet, se
brouch ken bustle mae os wos nod-
deerlich is, un sell is tsu feel far no-
dewennich. Hinner-g'scharr is oll}
recht uff gile far isht fora, aw ver |
uff weips-leit is es we en sischwontz |
|
ornamental o ful. De boova |

mae use
wora aw ordlich uff ga-doo. Dale fun |
ena hen kit henschi : hot
era hend safe. Ich will ay
es is hardt uff hend so en gor .
Soondawg room lawfa un nix shoffa |
won mer en gon wuch hovver bin-|
ned oona hensch Se hen orosse |
buggy-whippa g’hot, un se un era]
maid hen grundniss g’fressa os der|
shtawb eena tsu da ora rows g’flooga |
is. Ich will dere sawga, ich un de
Polly wora aw amohl yung, un won
mae blesser im Himmel is os we en
shae maidel om dowma room feera
on der camp-meeting don do mich
nunner far en kondadawt far en
glaener engle-war Schwetza waega
engel g’mawned mich on de i
dich. Es wore en boomer: vs she
breddich. Der porra hut widder fer-
tzaled fum woldfish woo der an
¢’shlooked hut, un fum Moses we are
shlonga g’onga hut in der wilderniss.
Derno hut are si discourse uff de
orma oldta Yutta ga-draid un hut se
duch gor sobberments g’shtrigeled.”
Ich gleich de>porra olls hara far de
oldta Yutta gae woo shunt fier
dowsend yohr dote sin. Es coomed
ena goot. Se hen ken friend in dara
nuchbershoft, un won so breddicha
nix bot don shots nix, we der oldt
bower g’sawt hut we are de gronk
sow ga grotsed hut mit ma walshkarn
grootsa. Es hut no en brooder ga-
bade. Es wore’s same ga-bade os ich
ene hara hob ob robbla far de led-
shta fartzich yohr. Un ich hob usht
gadenked won are net mae headway
g’mauched hut noach em Himmel in
denna fartzich yohr os are imbroofed
hut in sime ga-bade don gebts nuch
meede bae. Ich hob amohl en oldter
karl in der West ga-lobed uff si ga-
bade, don hut are mich aw ga-gooked
un hut g’sawt: “Oh. Golly-hill, Boon-
astiel, du hetsht mich hara sulla
bada we ich yung wore. Ich hob olls
woonerbawr bada kenna, awver sid-
der os ich de raidla g’hot hob will’s
nimmy recht gae.”
Ich un de Polly sin hame eb dg]
karrich ous wore. Mer hen feel
socha g’sana os es gevva hut un ich
denk es hut feel socha gevva os mere
net g’sana hen, awver selly socha
doona sich olls selver bakont maucha
wc 1 de recht txeit coomed. Ich hob
an ‘how g’woonered well os beed—
be gota odder de schlechta socha, aw-
ver we mere fardt sin hut der deifel
es long end fum bendel g’hot un
wore ols om uff wickla.
—— te ———
IT’S SURPRISING
That So Many Mount Joy People|
To Recognize
Are you a bad back
Suffer twinges;
spells?
vietim?
headaches, dizzy

It’s surprising on oy suspect the
kidneys.
It’s surprising Bow few know
to do.
Kidney trouble
what
needs kidney treat-

ment.
Doan’s Kidney Pills are for the
kidneys only.
Have convinced Mount Joy people
of their merit.
Ask your neighbor.
H awpralc «© M 11 y ~ ~
Here’s a Mount Joy case; Mount
Joy testimony.
Kidney sufferers hereaboutss
should read it
Mrs. Irvin Geistweit, W. Main St.,
Mount Joy, says: “Doan’s Kidney |
I have been used in our gg 4
as f: back as I can\remember
oli tidan Ar
ack used to pain and ache SO 1 had
to have rubbed. My dney
ce he or the '
S Ki dney Pills |
V ( say hout al
this i he best]
De : i
“ ed
1 t I }
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ir ri |
{ a Don’t |
pig *) |
pe

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Ww
, bottles,
ete 1 give
ssession. Will sell busi ness
i or rent the buildings to
pur chaser or will sell buildings with |
the business. Now who wants an old |
established business averaging 500!
quarts daily in a town with no com-|
petition. Don’t think long but act.
J. E. Schroll. Mount Joy. tf

Here's a Good Buy
The lot with two properties on E.
Main street, of the estate of the late |
B.S. Dillinger, One house has all|
conveniences.
Now don’t delay but see me at once
Jno. 48. Schroll. Mt. Joy tf

Kidney Weakness

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Krall’s

I always have on hand anything ks
the line of
SMOKED MEATS, HAM, BOLOGNA
DRIED BEEF, LARD; ETC.
Also Fresh Beef, Veal, Pcrk, Mutton
H. H. KRALL
West Main St. MOUNT JOY, PA.
Bell Telephone
For Sale
Choice Duroc
Jersey Boar
PIGS
February and April Farrow
Of Prominent) Blood Lines
Full Pedigrees) Furnished

Meat Market 3

Apply to
RAYMOND B. ZOOK
Route No. 1 Mount Joy, Pa.

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Hair Cutting
Jos. B. Hershey
TONSORIAL PARLOR

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Agent for the Manhattan Laundry. |
Goods called for Monday. |
West Main St., Mount Joy |
$95.50
Will buy a
Pipeless Furnace
Vrite for catalogue and particulars. |

D. K. Mohler
266 Woolworth Building
LANCASTER. PA.
, apr.16-6mo.

City Shoe
Repairing Company
OLD SHOES MADE TO LOOK
LIKE NEW, ONES
50 and 52 South Queen Street
LANCASTE

YOUR TOBACCO CROP
Can Be Ruined In a Few Minutes If a
HAIL STORM
Should Visit It At This Stage Of It's Growth
NO ONE CAN
PREVENT THE STORM
BUT A
HAIL INSURANCE POLICY
in The “Old Home” of New York
Will Pay The
DAMAGE
Better Attend To It At Once
Telephone Bell 24R2
HENRY G. CARPENTER
AGENT
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.

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