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Public that They are Prepared to de J mn & -
Practical Horse Shoeing ; \ — Z yz"
At Jno. Bombach’s Stand, Mt. Joy . BFE & ¢ ¢
Special attention given to all werk ; AL AV (AB
All diseases of the feet promptly at RT oe
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How to remove this accumulation MARIETTA MAN GONE OO TO

HOME HEALTH CLUB
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By Dr. David H. Reeder, Chicago, Ill.
GENTRAL
HOUSE
JM Backenstoe, Prop.

Piles: Not a pleasant subject for |
discussion but much more unpleas-|
ant for the afflicted. When one finds |
am safe in estimating that
out that nearly all suffering
that trouble is entirely
the value of real information on the
subject is essential. I believe that
[ am safe in estimating that fully
75 per cent of the suffering from
piles is unnecessary and that 75 per
cent of the operations for the relief
of the trouble is also unnecessary.
As a matter of fact I have seen but
few cases of Piles, Hemorrhoids or
Fissure ina period of 25 years where
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from
unnecessary
Choice Wines & Liquors
At The Bar.
Aso Choice Oysters
ead tamvrser AAWICHES
and Limberger A
MOUNT JOY
ale PENNA. surgery was necessary or beneficial
and I have geen many cases.
9000000000000000000O000000 In the first place there is seldom

if ever a case of piles that is not
preceded by constipation. There are
few if any cases that will not get
well under a very simple form of
home treatment if the cause is en-
tirely removed.

Pure

Spring Obviously it ig impossible for me
A ater to go into a lengthy discussion of
why constipation causes piles, nor
ICE: is it necessary. Those who want to

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Don’t fail to see us before ac-
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Mount Joy, Penna.

To Weak, Nervous, Run-Down Women
So. Cumberland, Md.—‘‘ For a long
time I suffered from a nervous break-
. I could not eat or sleep and was
80 weak I could hardly walk. My hus-
band heard about Vinol and got me to
try it. Now I have a good appetite,
sleep soundly and am well and strong.
Every nervous, weak, run-down woman
should try Vinol.—Mrs. D. W. KERNS.
Vinol is a delicious cod liver and iron
tonic, without oil, which we guarantee
$0 create a healthy appetite, aid diges-
tion and make pure healthy blood.
W. D. CHANDLER & CO.
/ DRUGGIST
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
RALPH F, ESHLEMAN
Show Card Writer
Paasche Alr Brush Used
Prices Reasensie
West Domegal St. MOUNT JOY, PA
JHICHESTER S PILLS
\ Pills in Red and Geld metallic
boxes, sealed with Blue Ribbon.

Take no other. Bay of our
Druggist. Ask for ONL.OMES. TERS
DIAMOND BRAND PILLS, for 25
years known as Best, Safest, Always Reliable
SOLD BY DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE
FOR SALE—A 1918 éeylindir
Mendersom motoreyele complete with |
fandom sttachment, presto tami, |
ote, 13 to 14 horsepower ang tn Al
oendition. Will be sold very cheap
goed. Bulletin office, Mt. Joy, 1!
#8 I have no further use for ft. Call |

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know all of the details will be able
to learn the entire story by procur-
ing my Home Health Club book, Vol.
3, which tells all about the whys
and wherefores in a way that you
can readily understand. It tells
many other things about health and
how to preserve it, but what we
want now is immediate relief. Well,
as I have always told you, first find
out the cause and remove it then
nature hag a chance at the job of
curing your ailments.
In this case it's constipation. Now
here comeg John Doe and Richard
Roe and both declare that they are
never constipated, but both are suf-
fering with piles. One glance in their
faces tells me that although they
are supposed to be truthful men they
don’t know what they are talking
about. Because they have a move-
ment of the bowels every day does
not prove that they are not consti-
pated and I tell them emphatically
that both are suffering severely with
bad forms of constipation. At once
they want to know what kind of pills
they should take and hardly know
| what to make of it when TI say,
“No pills.”
It is seldom, according to my ob-
servations, that the liver ig at all to
blame for the sort of constipation
{that causes piles. The fault is fn
| the individual Improper diet, afd
in thig is included not enough water,
| also careleseness.
| Neglecting to attend to the calls
of nature promptly causes what is
| known to “physicians ag reverse per-
istalsis. The feea] matter which
should have been expelled is return-
ed or forced back into the colon and
[there the putrifactive process cofi-
tinues,
There may be, ag in the case of
Roe and Doe a movement every day
and of proper proportion, but it is
from one to three days behind
time. The result of this delay is not
only a poisoning of the system
through the absorption of toxines,
but during this period of delay the |
natural moisture and lubricants of
the mucous surface of the colon is
absorbed and the result is such a
f
in an emergency and to prevent its
accumulation in the future as well
as to hea] the injury already done,
will be discussed in the next lecture,
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Odd Bits of News
Springfield, Ill.—Mrs. Isabella who
weighed pounds died recently.
[t was necessary to hold the funeral
on the porch as tke coffiin was too
through the doorway.
were required.
W. Va —Twenty years
ago Lewis M. Runner left home for
Washington to patent a device. He
had never bcen heard from since un-
til recently, when he returned home.
His wife who had alwayg said he
would come back welcomed him
with open arms.
Cottage Grove, Ore.—Bert Nokes set
a hen and then decided to move to
Spokane, 500 miles distant. He ship-
ped biddy, her nest and all, by ex-
press, and twelve of the fourteen
eggs hatched.
Rulo, Neb.—Years ago Arthur Ly-
tle, a fisherman, located his hut ona
small sand bar lying near the Mis-
souri shore. Dirt washed onto the
bar, and now it is the size of two
sections. Lytle turned farmer and
has made a small fortune. Neither
nor Nebraska demand tax-
es of him, but he cannot vote as his
holdings regarded ag under the
of the national govern-
recided on the land
100
large to pass
Ten pallbearers
Morgantown,
Missouri
are
jurisdiction
He
ment. has

Wi
1 Kas.—Whenever Mrs.
Louis EB
Fister tries to telephone,
her right arm and side become numb
and she becomeg unconscious. Her
affliction is a case of nerves. Several
vears ago she received a shock while
telephoning.
Biddeford, Me.—James Sargent |
has the original human calf. It has|
human gkin, covered with human]
hair. A luxuriant beard hangg from
its chin. When it attempts to bellow,
it emits sounds resembling a child
crying. Otherwise it ig a normal
calf,
New Manchester, Ind.—For 90
days a hog belonging to C. 0. Hud-
gleson lived off the fat of its own
body. The hog got into a huge stack
of straw and couldn’t get out. It
weighed 250 pounds, but when found
had shrunk to less than 100 and was
still alive.
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BAD THINGS TO DO
Boy Stole Ride on Auto Truck and
Was Hurt

the 12 year old son of G.
Harry Gaus, who tenants the Senft
farm at Klinesville, wag the victim
of a painful accident on Tuesday af-
ternoon. The lad was on his way
home from the Sterline school house
on the Marietta pike a short dis-
tance west of Klinesville, and in
order to save himself a walk he
leaped on the rear of a passing auto
mobile truck. In getting off of the
rapidly moving machine at a point
near his home he fell and his face|
struck the road. He was later found
lying unconscious in the road and
wag rushed to the hospital where he
was soon revived. It was found that
his only injuries were a number of
lacerations of the face. After re
ceiving treatment the boy was able
George,
a ene if you want something dry hard mass, that injury Fa |to return to his home.
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{Who took part in such battles as

BOOSTING BEATS KNOCKING
is Sure Pur-
Methods
Former Mount Joyan
suing the Right
Collier's Christmas number con-
taing the following:
“Andrew Keiser, division superin-
tendent of one of the Eastern rail-
roads, wanted to cut down the num-
ber of cases of trainmen requiring
discipline, So, instead of the usual
bulletin of punishments for failure
to observe rules, he published an
“honor list” showing that some 400
of hig 700 conductors, engineers,
brakemen and firemen had gone
thru the entire year 1914 with a
clean record. The result for six-
months of 1915, as compared with
the same period of 1914, wag a de-
crease of over 60 per cent in the
number of such cases of discipline
and a decrease of over 70 per cent
in the amount of wages lost to
these employes because of suspen-
sion. The other 300 trainmen are
hustling to get their names on
that roll of honor! Why not? What
else could be expected of men with
energy and ambition enough to hold
a job at all? The challenge tO
make good if you can ig far superi-
or in inspiration to the challenge to
break rules if you dare. ANDREW
KEISER hag got hold of one true
principle of leadership, viz.,, to
make attainment visible, possible,
and desirable. That is what makes
a man put his back into it. This
world is going ta get ahead, not by
caging folks up ‘for doing wrong,
but by setting them free to do right
and eager to do it.”
The Andrew Keiser referred to
above is an old Mount Joy boy. His
father, the late George Keiser,
many years ago conducted a milling
business at the mill now owned by
Simon R. Snyder. Mr. Keiser’ ear-
ly youth was passed in this place.
He became a telegraph operator and
after many promotions finally at.
tained to his present position, that
of Superintendent of the Conemaugh Per: both of Mt. Joy township.
Division of the Pennsylvania rail
road.
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The Old Time Spelling Bee
Folks nowadays don’t have much fun | .
Compared to what we had
Back in the old Fourth Reader days, |
When girls in gingham clad, |
With pigtails hanging down their]
backs. |
(It all comes home to me) |
With boys in top boots met and held |
An old-time spelling bee. f
The teachers took a turn about
Pronouncing as we spelled,
And when one missed a word, it
was
The “trapper” who excelled;
Ah, that was life, the spelling match-
Salt of the earth were we
The old-time gpelling bee.
But, ah that braid of golden hair, |
The snow, the moonlight pale-
The homeward ride-the ylelding
walist-
And Love's sweet oft-told tale!
And ah, the love light in those eyes
(N>t seen on land or sea)
God Hless the hollowed memories of
The old-time spelling bee.
Ba —————
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Benjamin Rhoads of That Boro,
Disappears Very Suddenly
usual
After making his
ing, about 9:30 o'clock, Benjamin
Rhoads, aged about 75, a Civil War

veteran, who resided with Mrs. A my Green House business,
Frank McCann, on Second street, a handle a complete assortment
Marietta, suddenly disappeared and |B of Fruit Trees, such as apple,
until a late hour last night, was|H
still among the missing. No reason |W Pear, .each, Plum, Apricot,
can be given for his mysterious de-|@ Cherry, Quince, as well as
parture, but it is feared that he]
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met with foul play or else suddenly |g smaller vEietie. I ean
became delirious and wandered off, 8 supply youwith orpementals of
- |
“The last porson to. see kim MOU 2 evdry. degrripdon.” Try me and
Marietta was Charles the 1H
Kraus,
mail clerk, who greeted him in the|
postofice that morning. When he|
left home, he is thought to have]
had nearly $300 on his person, but
is a man of very temperate habits
and always known to be a teetotal-
ler. Rhoads was a man of small]
proportions, weighing only little
more than a hundred pounds. He
was blind in the left eye, and dur-
ing an engagement in the Civil
war, sustained a fracture of the
frontal and parietal bones. To this
morning |i
trip to the postoffice Monday morn- =
fact
that he became
lirious spasm
A number
scoured
Monday
were unable to unearth a clue
h
price in Lancaster within the
week.
could be had at 50
and hundreds of
that price.
up to 80 and 85 cents.
| ter and Laura
| place.
‘Bring us your Films for
experience and expert equipment in-
sure the best possible results. Every
| care taken and quality of the work
guaranteed.
W.B. BENDER
East Main St,
WE HAVE EVER
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attributed the supposition
the victim of a de-
and wandered away.
of residents of Marietta
the surrounding woodland
afternoon and night, but
to
is
is recovery,
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A Little Like Gasoline
Potatoes have jumped rapidly in |
last
Three weeks ago the tubers]
cents a bushel,
farmers sold at |
Saturday the price was!
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Marriage Licenses
Joseph Bankus and Cora P, Gru-
Michael H. Showalter of Lancas-
V. Pennell of this
Development
‘We use thestank method, and our
BARBER
fre Joy, Pa.
HING FOR THE
AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER
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Fruit Tree

I will, in comnection with
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m be convinced that I eam saye
= you money. Will Guarantee all
u stock.
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= Carnations are now ready.
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If atany time you want potted
or cut flowers, try me.

E. H. ZERCHER
CONESTOGA TRACTION CO. |

LANCASTER, ROHRERSTOWN, MT
JOY AND ELIZABETHTOWN
DIVISION
Schedule in effort January 1, 1914.
Westward—Leave Lancaster, 4:00
5:15, 6:15, 7:15, 8:15, 9:19, 10:15,|
11:15 a. m.; 12:15, 1:15, 2:15, 3:16,

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4:15, 5:15, 6:15, 7:15, 8:15, *9:45, |
11:15 p. m. |
Hastward—Leave Elizabethtown,
5:15, 6:45, 7:45, 8:45, 9:45, 10:45,
11:45 a. m.; 12:45, 1:45, 2:45, 3:45,
4:45, 5:45, 6:45, 7:45, 8:45, 9:30,
11:15 p. m.; 12:30 a. m.
Additiona] car daily except Sunday
leaves Mount Joy at 6:15 a. m., ar-
riving at Lancaster at 7:16 a. m.
Saturdays cars every half hour
leaving Lancaster from 6:15 a.m, to
7:15 p. m. leaving Mount Joy from
7:16 a. m. to 8:16 p. m.
On Saturdays a car will leave Lan-
caster at 9:15 and 10:15 p. m.; leave
Elizabethtown at 10:45 and 11:45 p.
m.
Sundays, cars every half hour from
May 1 to Nov. 1, leaving Lancaster
from 7:15 a. m. to 11:15 a. m. and
3:15 p. m. to 7:15 p. m.; leave Mt.
Joy from 8:45 a. m,, 12:15 p. m. and
4:16 p. m. to 8:16 p. m.
Sundays, cars every half hour from
Nov. 1 to May 1, leaving Tancaster
from 3:15 p.m. to 7:16 p. m.; leav-
ing Mount Joy from 4:15 p. m. to
8:15 p. m.
Sundays, first car leaves Lancas-
ter at 6:15 a. m.; leaves Elizabeth-
town 7:30 a. m.
(*) Daily exeept Saturday.
SHAVING MAIR CUTTING
J. B. HERSHEY'S
Tonsorial Parlor
Three Chairs. No Waiting
Agent for the Middletown Steam
Laundry. Goods called for Tuesday
and delivered Friday.
Eagt Main St MOUNT JOY
CHARLES 8. FRANK
AUCTIONEER
MOUNT JOY, PA
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