PAGE SIX
THE BULLETIN, MT. JOY, PA.

That is exactly what you will say
too—when you have tried them. Old
chronic gases, that had not enjoyed
a square meal in years, now swear
by our Gas and Dyspepsia Tablets.
{Combined Treatment]
They give you relief in two minutes
by the clock yet wouldn't harm a
kitten. Buy a package today. If
you don’t find them the best Remedy
for dyspepsia, gassy. sour stomach,
pain after meals, ete,. come and get
your money back. 50 cents for a
large box.
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CHANDLER'S DRUG STORE
Mount Joy

HE'STILL' CLAIMS
HE WAS RIGHT.
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Take Notice!
The Undersignea Wish to Inform the
Public that They are Prepared to de
Practical Horse Shoeing
At Jno. Bombach’s Stand, Mt. Joy!
Special attention given to ail work |
All diseases of the feet promptly at |
tended to. Your Work Solicited |
BONBACH & SHANK |
General Blacksmiths and Horse-Shoers |
MOUNT JOY. PENN’ |
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CENTRAL
HOUSE
J. M. Backenstoe, Prop.
Choice Wines & Liquors
At The Bar.
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.

Paasche Air Brush Used
Prices Reasonable
«] Don’t Feel Good”
That is what a lot of people tell us.
Usually theirbowelsonly need cleansing.
TS
will do the trick and make you feel fine.
A Soluble Antiseptic Powder to
be dissolved in water as needed
For Douches
In the local treatment of woman's ills,
such as leucorrhoea and inflammation, hot
douches of Paxtine are very efficacious.
No woman who has ever used medicated
douches will fail to appreciate the clean and
healthy condition Paxtine produces and the
mpt relief from soreness and discomfort
Rehich follows its use. This is because Paxtine
nfect-

superior cleansing, disi
bx and healing properties.
'or ten years the Lydia E.

2 »dicine Co. has rec- a
ymende’ Paxtine in their fill
With wo- rw
By Dr. David H. Reeder, Chicago, lil.
it contribute to your life, health and
questions
some thought,
| place let us
let a little bit of the skin get knock- |
tects

West Donegal St. MOUNT JOY, PA |.
& it’s
| venti
! If such a dream
[into a reality today T.
HOME HEALTH CLUB

: is filled two-thirds full. The water
The Skin: —How many uses has entering at the top filters down
vour skin? In how many ways does through this and is purified. The
1appiness? {
Rather hard to answer those two
without giving the matter
isn’t it? In the first)
put “protection.” Just|
ed off the body or a Hmb or even a|, it|e Talks on Health & Hygiene by
finger and it seems as if every thing |
that comes near will just manage to]
touch tha spot and hurt it. It pro-
us in many ways. There are
thousands and hundreds of thou-
sands of little holes through it and
although our bodies are made up|
largely of water, yet when in normal |
health these little holes automatical-|
ly close up tight and keep the water |
in unless we get too warm and then]
they let out just enough moisture |
to help us keep cool.

gravel,
thus continuing
opening should not be in the bottom
of about 6 inches of
6 incheg of charcoal,
to alternate with
the barrel
with a layer
then
gravel and charcoal unti]
of the barrel, but about 4 inches
above the bottom at opposite sides.
DEGENERATIVE DISEASES

Samuel G. Dixon, M. D.,, LL. D.
said, ‘Nine
”»
Benjamin Franklin
men in ten are guicides.
The indifference of individuals to
their continued personal welfare
which inspired this remark one
hundred and sixty-nine years ago
applies equally today. Conditions
have changed in many ways and]
some of them are less beneficial for|
] individual.
Carefully accumulated
the
statistics |

In addition to protection the skin | ; a ;
can properly be called a respiratory|ShOw that here has in all probability
organ. It igs an organ of excretion | '©€1 a steady increase in Bright's
also and throws off vast quantities|! and other degenerative dis-|
of poisonous and waste matter, It|eases incidental to advancing age,|
is an organ of absorption and jt|™! 1 the past few years. Certainly
sometimes becomes necessary to use|the number of deaths from this
this function to prevent starvation.

cause ig sufficiently high to warrant
the serious consideration of every in-

It is an organ of sensation and con-|'[*.
of to the brain ideas through the|dividual advancing toward middle
of touch. Through this means |life. Of course everyone now-a-days
and the deaf are enabled |is familiar with the doctrine of fresh
thine otherwise impossible|@!T. exerci and simplicity of diet,
for them to know. The sense of|etc. Which make up the creed of the|
touch or feeling is probably one of | S2nitariam. a |
the most important of the five], wv are willing to go to the
enses I iscomf f denying them-|
T another subject, D es 5 Sung gril
es. Did you know that! =," _ pre nthey are per-
\ixth sense andthat it is y aware to be sure that indul-|
i a nv the five that| 3°" e Ig 1 3 0 have been
heen told about since you yo ned by other people’ experiences
3 We od have ajo d hoi improbably have been ~ad-
d mn be paralized | Monished by tl eir medical adviser|
Tar or 3S to the evil effects of certain
othe as surely as can 7! ndvigences. . But the fact
he o feel smell- : gle tification of their
at 4 V weakne Ss NC ely to be accom-
2 Rearms. I 6d he ed by any of $nronation’ iY
n 3 ate
ba hen rr effects seems to lead the maj ity
12 omewhat on f people on regardless of the ulti
Lom oF The on xed py Mate accounting which Nature
jhe k the spini love) useq -~ certain to’ demand. The way of least
build A blow ack of the ear .....i nee seems to be the popular

liquid and the man drops
1 ow on some other
S it and he

| stagger Alcohol it and
|the drunken man staggerg and falls.
| Wonderful discoveri and inven-
r in these days, the most
most wonderful being
g discovery of the true rea-
son we are able to hear a man’s
voice. although he is thousands of
can see through
we
| mileg away, how

the wall of a bu 1g and fly thru
{the air. When observationg and
discoveries of Prof See have been
| herfeeted we may be able to suspend
the lawg of gravitation and thus, by

We know this positively. Take one | getting off the earth na flying ma.
ght. Sold only by us, 10 cents. | chime, let it revolve for 12 hours
{and then alight on the other side.
E. W. Garber. Perhaps that is too visionary for a
TTT | practical doctor to write about, but
{it’s always the dreamg that come
true that mark progress in the in-
ive world.
could be changed
could stop all
of the in TFEurope in a few
hours.
You certainly had your share of ex-
perience with the Small Pox, but
now that it is over you will feel
safe in that direction hereafter. In
a cistern I would suggest
wars
ask for a Farmer's Bulletin showing
the pest methods of building filters
and cisterns. It would not do at
all to put a brick filter in the bot:
tom of the cistern. As a rule the
best plan is to build your cistern of
the’ proper size and between it and
the down spout from the roof you
should construct a smaller cistern
which is filled with charcoal and
gravel and all of the water for the
cistern ghould be made Yo pass
through th smaller cisternfgor re-

ptac use an ofdinary
whisker nd have it @utside
fan i 4 2
th down
Mh
path
Probably every individual will ad-
mit to himself that he running a
risk and that the ultimate outcome
will probably prove serious, Never-
theless continue he will and so there
more than a modicum of truth in
what Poor Richard said
Self denial temperance may
seem Spartan virtues to the self in-
dulgent but they worth culti-
vating if one wonld challenge Father
Time and hig grim companion.
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and
are
DON'T OVERLOOK THIS
A Careful Perusal Will Prove Its
Value to Every Mount Joy Reader
The average man ig a doubter, and
there is little wonder that this is so.
Misrepresentations make people skep-
tics. Now-a-days the public ask for
r evidence thanthe testimony of
vers. Here is proof which should
convince every Mount Joy reader.
! Mrs, Frank Conrad, David St., Mt.
| Joy, says: “It would be hard to tell
all the misery I endured from kidney
ailments. I had near'y every symp-
{tom of that trouble and was daily
| growing worse, 1 had a constant, dull
| pain across my back that made my

regard to | houseworl burden, I had chills
it 1 sework a ‘
that you En en I and dizzy spells and the least bit of
Deparment 2a Pl work tired me out. \ When I saw
Doan's Kidney Pills advertised, Igot
a box at Garber’s Drug; Store. I had
taken but a few doseg when I felt
much better and I improved as I
using them. / Today I am
than/ I have been
continued
in better health
for a long time.”
Price 50c, at all dealers, Don’t sim-
ply ask for a kidney remedy-—get
Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that
Mrs, Conrad had, Foster-Milburn
Co., Props., Buffalo, N. Y.
cme A ——
Slow jmoving investigations can at
hgve the 0 ghness,

me

| tection

is ny
Farmers Column
VERY VALUABLE INFORMATION |
FOR THE FARMERS
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Always Breed Pure
Pays—Hatch Your Pullets so

its value.
[these men that
| interest to use his best efforts to edu
| cate the
{munity to the value of thig stock. It
may be
to sell
{ally for a little lesg
men of his home com-
necessary in the beginning
a breeding anima] occasion-
money than it
one familiar with
it ig demonstrated to
night bring from
As
willing to
3 |nearly what animals are worth for
They Lay Before Frost—Provide | ceding purposes, During the past
Shade for Your Poultry | season owing to bad roads and bad
| weather conditions many buyers
Egg-bound is a condition that is|from a distance were prevented
vour fault, not the hen’s. Hens|irom marketing. It has been interest-
sometimes die of it, without giving | ing to observe the instances where
notice that they wil] die. The egg|the home market had been system-
bound condition results in a weak-|atically developed to such extent
ening of the heart, and the hen is|that the offering was taken at fairly
sometimes found dead on her nest, |remunerative prices in spite of the
where she was straining to produce |absence of outside buyers, A gue-
the ece. The disease is usually cessful breeder of improved live
caused by an overfat condition, | stock who endeavors to build up a
which brings a pressure upon the|home trade in this way is a good
passage, weakening it. Some-|business asset in the community. In
egg ;
times the weak walls give way and
the egg or its contents pass in to
the abdominal cavity. This may end
in inflammation, followed by peri-|
tonitis.
Failure to provide shade for]
poiltry during the summer months
not only results in a large number
of deaths, but the flocks are less
productive. The importance of sum-
mer shade cannot be overestimated.
Poultry of all kinds require shade. |
Ducks and geese very quickly suc-|
cumb if they are unable to get pro-|
from the sun’s rays. It is|
easy to provide plenty of shade. The |

Missouri College of Agriculture re-
commends the following ways of}
|
furnishing shade for poultry. Port-|

able houses can be set up on bloc

so that the birds may run under-
neath: orchards, sunflower patches.
cornfields. etc, can he so arranged
that the young stock or mature hens |
may run in them. Cornfields make |
excellent summer range for young
stock. They furnish plenty of shade]
and other conditions for rapid |
economical! growth are ideal. A little |
ing on the part
nlann
will
of the farmer
ke poultry keeping more
hie. By providing shade the
are reduced, the flock is more
and the young stock will
make more economical growth.
Every farmer and poultryman, says
Professor Rice, must first solve to
hig n satisfaction the time of vear
in which to hateh birds so that they
will begin laying just before heavy
frost or freezing weather arrives in
his particular state. This is a very
simple problem, as a glance at the
government and state weather charts
will show the average date of frost
and freezing weather for any given
period of years. Then, taking into
consideration a particular breed and
familiarizing himself with its char-
agterigtics, a farmer or poultryman
can set the exact date when eggs
should be hatched so as to allow the
pullets ample time to come full
plumage and maturity before the ad-
vent of cold weather, If, for ex-
ample, White T.eghorng are the type
chosen. a farmer will learn that
these birds usually begin laying at
seven to eight months of age. He
strikes an average time for the ar-
rival of cold weather, probably No-
vember 15 to 25. He looks at his
calendar and earefully counts back
eizcht months and finds that March
15 to 25 is the logical time in which

losses
productive,

to hatch out the birds. Therefore,
if T.eghorng are to lay at eight
months they must have eight
months of weather absolutely |
ladapted to their fullest development |
|hefore they can be expected to lay. |
And they must not come into laying
except in mild weather before their|
|vitality has been taxed or impaired |
by eold.
| “Many breeders of pure bred stock|
|fail to
their local market. The excuse is
often made that the farmers nearby
will not pay the prices a breeder
ought to have for producing high
clags breeding animals, To fhe
breeder located in a community
where the use of such stock has not
become firm established this may
be true. It dll be to the

| Mt. Union

the course of time the whole com-
munity will benefit as a result of his
work for live stock improvement.
Such men should be given every en-
couragement possible.

nD

Unclaimed Letters
Unclaimeg letters in the post office
at Mount Joy, for the week ending
Aug. 18, 1915;
Norman Hiestand
Mabel Moor
Ruth Iornroed
Mrs, Hannah D. Johns
Mr. M. Sheetz
J. F. Fenstermacher, Postmaster.
lp esi
Eight Men Killed
Keystone Express on the P. R. R
to a gang of section hands at

killing eight
on
There
HER OF
SCHOOL GIRL
Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound Re-
stored Her Daugh-
ter’s Health.
iday,
of them.
MOT

Plover, Iowa.—‘‘From a small child

t good breeding pays '
Bred Stock, it)in dollars and cents they will grad- |
That | tally become pay more |
were fifteen in the
What Shwilkey Bumblesock Has To
Say This Week.
|huns tsu da gwestions
I
my 13 year old daughter had female |
weakness. I spoke |
o three doctors

not help her any.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Com-
ound had been of
great benefit to me,
50 I decided to have
her give it a trial.
She has taken five
bottles of the Vege-
table Compound ac-
cording to directions on the bottle and
she is cured of this trouble. She was
all run down when she started taking
the Compound and her periods did not
come right. She was so poorly and
weak that I often had to help her dress
herself, but now she is regular and is
growing strong and healthy.’ — Mrs.
MARTIN HELVIG, Plover, Towa.
Hundreds of such letters expressing
gratitude for the good Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound has accom-
plished are constantly being received,
proving the reliability of this grand old
remedy.
If you are ill do not drag along and
pay sufficient attention to| continue to suffer day in and day out but.
at once take Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege-
table Compound, a woman’s remedy for
woman’s ills.
It you want special advfce write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine C9, (confi=
dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by a
woman and held iy strict confidence.
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Ich hob duch shunt ae idineral
dousand moll g'winsht Ich waer aw |
n “Mind reader” we dael claima sie
waera. Waisht ferwoz Ich sell] wutt?

Ei no wist Ich waer seller unony-
mous breef g’shrivva hut woo Ich
g'rickt hob. Ich hob 'n noshun fuenf
dawler shpenda un’s hexa wennich
larna un der ker] ferhexa so os ehr|
i soch recht.
in macht sei sc
Ich geb gorenix drum eb’s 'n mons-
kerl odder ’n weipsmensch wore,
ovver ’'s is 'n glaenes ferschtond fer
'n breef tsu schreiva un sich net ba-
kont macha. Der breef hut 'n lot
questions os Ich ansra gull ovver lou-

der so os ar eagy sin, henyah tsu
mere, Der breef worh we des:
Doe finsht pohr gwestiong os du
ansera musht un won du der anser
net recht husht tsu ollie gwestion,
don brenn Ich dere house on shire
ner. 1. Wos grickt m’r fer onner
ihra bisniss tsu minda? 2. Woz
'n g'highered mon sei duty- 3.
Woz issaerlickeit? 4. We reich dumm
tzu greega? 5. Woz muss Ich du fer
'n laehva macha,
Well, du Hever laeser, luss mich
dere sawga son breef tsu greega
mached 'm de hohr in de hae gae.
Ich wore fa tzwae dawg gong ouse
'm kupp. Ich hob’s Webster's una-
britcher dicksunairy
fun deck tsu
deck ouse d’goockt
nun
leit
iss
fer de dephinis-
ovver's wohr
wohr net drin.
my gsoonder
net da awert. Sie
Owver we Ich, widder
ferschtond grickt hod bin Ich ons
ouse rechla, un mid der hielf fun
cullener un my frau. de Betz, hob
Ich de anser oll grickt.
Ich wil] eich se now grawd gevva
we Ich sie ouse rechl’d hob.
Nummer aense: Woz grickt m'’r
about it and they did |fer onner, leit ihra bisniss tsu minda
ebmoles 'n schwarty-un-bloe awg un
ebmoles druvvel, ’s depend yusht
wennich druff woz de bisniss iss. §’
nembt 'n mon mit 'ma hahn so full
ideas os 'n dishtla shtueck foll sch-
tachla iss fer sei bisniss recht tzu
minda un hut ken tzeit fer onner
leits bisnisgs minda, ehr hut blenty
ganoonk mit sylna aegny.
Nummer tzwae: Woz iss 'n g’high-
ered mon sei duty? 'N g'hired mon
sel duty iss aucht gevva uff de fraw
un kinner, won ehr henyah kinner,
won ehr henvah kinner hut. Net
nacht drong room lawfa, sie gelt der
fran gevva. ollie dawg schoffa. net
ofholla mit schlechtie koompany, net
fiehl “bitter-sweet” drinka, net fieht
schwetza mid voungie maid un fer-
luss dich net uff ebber sunsht won
dusht don bisht ferlussa.
Nummer dri: Woz iss aerlichkeit?
Aerlichkeit maent uffrichtiz in ollie
hesicht, woo du of kohrs net bight,
sunsht hetseht dich bakont macht in
dy'm breef. ’S sin tswae groszie
dinga os du mit uff de weldt bringa
musht. gel] 1g gsoonder ferschtond un |
aerlichkeit, un sell musg in dich
gebora sel. Nem ken oogarecht gelt, |
’s batazwled ken shulta, Shoff net:
uff der Soondawg, unnerschtitz kar-|
richa un grishtlicha fersomlling. |
Broveer net del aerlichkeit fer-!
hondla uff 'n sock foll gelt ’n friar
gawissa ig mae waerd os gelt.
Nummer fier: We reichdemm tsu
greega? Fer sell arlonga daufsht ng
leeag, ig nol shtaeal, ov

'richtiges
mid ’na fri-hartz un ’'n weisie hond
un gooter ferdrauer koomsht du om
rechta end rouse uff der long rum.
Nummer finf: Woz muss Ich du
fer ’'n lachva macha? Dei aegny bis-
minda un dei nuchber gae lussa,
nem ’n hondwarrig un shtick der
tzu. Mach ’'s gelt ol] os konsht aer-
licherwise un safe olles os konsht
unnie geitz. Des doe is gsoonder fer-
sctond, yaw 'wiss, Sei net fer-
schrunka won’s ebmole hinnershich
gaet, du konsht’s net egshpecta ols-
fart goote tzu gae. Du net tzarrafa
mit onner leit. Bleibe fun schlechtie
weibsleit, un fiehr ’'na aerliches, uff
un ferschtanniches leahva,
won du sell dusht bisht du ’n reicher
mon.
‘Sis net fiehl dawaert os ich des
ding ewiter uxplaina will Ich maen
aensich ebber sett’s fershtate. Now
luss mich dere sawga, won ich ouse
fin waer daer ivvertswarrich Kkerl is,
g
|’s macht mere nix ouse ebs ’n mons-
ker] odder 'n weipsmensch iss, un
meet ihn areyts . uff da shtrose den
mach Ich uff der budda un kick ihn
bis ehr groocht os we 'n butzaman
im welshken felt. Now wutt Ich’s
kaempta nine-un-ninsich shif-load
kesht-eag’la un des woo der breef
e’shrivva hut. mist de ol] uff beiza
unun het ken tzae im moul, no daets
ouse finna os sell ken wunonymous
breef g’shrivva waer, ves sir.
stesso a UM

iMlaytown Man's Success
Charles A, Harter, of Maytown,
son of Dr. and Mrs, George A. Har-
ter, has been elected assistant prin-
cipal of the public schools of
Duquesne, near Pittsburgh. He was
also chosen ag the coach of the
schools, and will have supervision
and control of al] sports. These
schools the past few years have
been doing things in the athletic
line, and their new head will be
equal to the occasion. Mr. Harter is
a graduate of the Maytown Central
high school and of the Faanklin and
Marshall college. He taught school
in several sections of Lancaster
county, and goes to his new fleld
very highly recommended.
AM At
Another Heavy Downpour
A tremendous downpour of rain
occurrej at about two o’cleck on
Thursday from Landisville to Eliza.
bethtown. Streams rose rapidly,
overflowing their banks in short
order. Fields and roads were inun-
dated and both were badly washed
out at places. Big ponds of muddy
water stood in tobacco fields at Lan-
disville and Rheems, covering the
plants for several hours afterwards.

Hatched
March 22,1910,
Weighed
May 2
>
2, 1910.
Raised o
Park & Pol
Growing
Food.
Can you
Drom
beat it?
Photo

Beat this
The only way possible is to feed
the Park & Pollard Gritless-
Chick and Growing Feed just
as directed in their Year Book.
We sell the feed and give away
the books free.
The book alone is worth a dollar
or more to you.
Wholesale Dwstributors
BRANDT gd STEAL
MOUN
recorcy. =

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