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THE BULLETIN, MOUNT JOY, PA.
Climbing for Cats,
A boy in northern Michigan was out
hunting and saw two cats up a tree
The family needed a pussy about, and
80 he laid down his gun and took a
clumb, What he didn't know until too
late was that the anima were wild
cats, Before he could lay hold of the
cats they id hold of him, and the
doctor wl \ nded his hurts count
ed up 41 bites and scratches
ing for cats areful that
get the wrong b
In hunt-
you don’t
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A Beggar's Luggage.
When Bridget Flanigan, who de-
scribed herself as “a poor lone Irish
widow woman,” was arrested for beg-
ging at Wells she had the following
articles distributed about her person:
Tea, sugar, fresh cut beefsteak, piece
of bacon, two bloaters, bread and
cheese, four buns, bag of biscuits,
cooked fagot, two apples, onions, two
clay pipes, tobacco, cigarettes and
snuff.—London Evening Standard.
The Man That Counts.
“Remember each of you that the
chance for herolc endeavor of a rath-
er spectacular kind does not often
count; that the man who really counts
in this life fs not the man who thinks
how well he could do some bit of
heroism if the chance arose, but the
man who actually does the humdrum,
workaday, every-day duties as those
duties arise.”—Theodore Roosevelt.
Browning Temporarily Forgotten.
Professor Underdon (at the Boston
Browning Club)—No, my hearers, we
can not linger too lovingly on the
grand words and refining thoughts of
our great master of—" Child of the
House (entering suddenly)—"John
L.'s goin’ by, 'if yer wan’ ter see him.”
(Club suddenly adjourns to the win-
dow.)—Puck.
Local Pride.
“Why do you insist on investing
your money away from your home
town?’ “Well,” replied Farmer Corn-
tossel, “I've got a good deal of local
pride, I have, and I regard the people
in this here township as bein’ so
smart that none of em is goin’ to let
any real bargains git away from him.”
Editor's Mean Revenge.
An editor who was courting a wom-
an of uncertain age, but positive bank
account, was cut out by a gentleman
from a neighboring town, who married
| her and took her home. Whereupon the
editor sought a mean revenge by head-
ing account of her wedding: “Another
Old Resident Gone.”
Turn to Wooden Flooring.
The use ef wooden flooring is on the
increase in Italy, taking the place of
the former extensive demand for mar
ble, tiling and cement. Oak, larch and
pitch pine are mostly adopted, and but
little, if any maple, birch or beech hag
been brought to the market.
Not to Speak Of.
“Has anything ever been discovered
on Venus?” the student of as-
tronomy No,” replied the old pro.
| fessor, whose mind had slipped a cog
and transported him into mythological
fields; “net if the pictures of her arg
authentic.”—Chicago News.
asked
The Man of the Hour.
The country is filled with reformers,
But where i? the man to be found
that will stand for the things pro
posed by anoti faction aside from
his own bec it is everlastingly
right?—Des Moines Capital.
Where Tea Is Eaten.
The tea grown in Burmah is almost
entirely made into letpet (pickled tea)
and eaten as a condiment, It therefore
does not affect the world’s supply of
tea for drinking.
What Was in Her Heart.
“Tell me,” he sighed—'tell me,
| beautiful maiden, what is in your
| heart?’ The girl gave him a look of
icy disdain, and then vouchsafed the
| monosyllable, “Blood!”
Early at the lvories.
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CASUALTIES Cii LI
THIRTY PER CENT, OF FATALM
TIES ARE OF EMPLOYES.
Despite Pest Equipment the Grue
some Record Diminisnes Little
Figures That Seem Appaliing
to the Average Reader.
About thirty per cent. of railroad
fatalities are suffered by employes
Furthermore,
most of the fa
talities to em-
ployes, as well as
to passengers, are
not aue, as Is as
serted, to defects
of the physical
equipment of rail
ways: nor is a
large proportion
of them due to collisions and derail
ments. The total number of employes
killed in 1911 was 3,608. Of Wess $08
were killed while coupling and um
coupling cars, In spite of the fact that
99.3 per cent. of the locomotives and
cars in service have been at heavy
expense equipped with automatie
couplers. One thousand, four hundred
and twenty-nine were killed by being
struck or run over by engines or cars,
¥hich, of course, were being operated
by their fellow-employes It is impos-
sible to see how can attrib-
ute these fatalities to defective equip-
ment; the best car or lo omotive can
anybody
kill an employe who gets in its way
quite as easily as the poorest One
hundred and ninety-seven were killed
while getting on or off cars or engines.
Three hundred and ninetv-one were
killed by falling from trains, locomo-
tives, or cars Part of these deaths
were due to defective equipment, alk
though probably most of them were
not. Seventy-eight emploves were
killed by coming in co while rid-
ing on cars with bridges. tunnels, sig-
nal apparatus, or some other fixed
structures above or at the side of the
track. Most of these deaths were due
to the fact that, owing to the increased
size of equipment and to other causes,
overhead and lateral clearances be
tween ca:is and structures have become
too small. Thig is a de‘ect in railway
plants f vhich the railway manage-
ments are responsible and which they
alone can remedy The deaths of 430
were due to “industrial accidents,” re
gulting from handling of tools, ma
chinery, s lies, etc., getting on or
off locomotives or cars while at rest,
and from other causes not connected
with the movement of trains, and
therefore no more chargeable to haz
ards of transportation than an aceci-
a farm or in a mill.
It is admitted that some of the rail
ways of the United States have been
and are excessively canitalized; but
owing to the conservative policy that
has prevailed on most roads for many
years, making extensive improve-
from 5s and to other
tid with more truth
that the railways of the T
dent happening on
of
ments
causes It may
'nited States,
as a whole, are undercapitalized than
that they are overcapitalized It is
well known that within recent years
large incre: have taken piace in
the value I real estate It is
also well k that have made
extensive reductions ades and
rectificati of curvature, have built
expensive tions terminals, bal
lasted and tie-plate tracks, laid
heavier rails and bette: ties, con
structed stronger nd more durahle
bridges, installel interlocking and sig
naling systems [ weed wooden
structures by struct made of
ceme=n masoniy 1 el, etc Be-
gides all thi du e ten years
fron 1899 t« 0 th \ of
fre‘ght per 1,000 mile increased
27 8 per cent., the Y sen
ger cars 12 per cent her
of locomotives 24 per ‘ther-
more, the eq ¢ ed and that
with which « nent wa re-
piaced, was of much gre "capacity
and much n exnensive that
superseded Meantime tl nileage
of additional main ind sidings
per 100 miles inc 36 per cent
The density of passenger tr per
mile increase 64 per cent, and the
density of freight trafliz 45 per cent.
The assessors evinced the belief that
there was a large increase in the
| value of railway property by advaneing
taxes per mile from $245 to $401, or
64 per cent Yet between 1899 and
James E. Zitek, three months old,
| has four teeth and is expected to be
able to play the piano when two years
old.—Chicago Evening Post.
More Than That in Life.
It would be a bad day for humanity
if a man’s debt to his fellow-men |
should come to be calculated and paid
solely in rates and taxes.
English Snobbery.
Many will open their purses to a so- |
ciety which has a countess for a pat- '
door.—London Mail.
bor next
Choice Reading.
There {8 no doubt that a good de
tective story is better than a bum love
story or a president’s message. |
Atchison Globe.
Endless Chain. |
A mouse is afraid of a man, a man
woman, a woman {8 |
afraid of a mouse—and there you are.
—Chicago News.
He Would Better Keep Still.
A man who smokes and belongs to
clubs never has any chance in an ar
gument with his wife about expenses.
—
From the way
was squelched
appears that
Women’s Clubs
and a steam
woman suffrage
in San Francisco, it
the Federation of
has an old guard
roller.
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Whom do you suppose the third |
party will nominate when it con-
venes in the Coliseum?
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Shoes for dress at Getz Brog.
$5.00 to $4.50.
I creased only
1909 the railway stocks and bonds out-
standing in the hands of the public in-
from $47,438 $59,259
per mile, or but 25 per cent. —Railway
Age Gazette
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Uncle Sam Owns Railroad.
The United States is about to be-
some a railroad operator. Within the
next few days trains will be running
over a federal road twenty-one miles
in length and extending from PBRoise
to Arrow Rock, Idaho.
The road was built to carry lshor-
ers and supplies for work during the
next four or five years on what is to
be the highest dam in the world, the |
uuditnaun dt iB BAT BT I AT ET EE A
Arrow Rock dam, which will tower
351 feet into the air. The flood and |
excess waters of the Boise river,
which the dam will hold back, will be
used in irrigating 250,000 acres of land
on the government irrigation project
near Boise.
In Training.
Father—-Well, my son, you have
now got your commission and are pre-
pared to join your regiment and fight
for the glory of our country. De you
think you have the necessary qualitt-
cations?
Young Officer—Well, I should thing
1 am the champion long-distance
-Tit-Bits.
TI I I I TI ITT PY
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runner of our club
Many “Holy Lands.”
Christians use the term Holy
Land to designate Palestine, as being
the scene of the birth, ministry and |
death of Christ, but, interestingly
enough, other religious sects employ
the same term for places sacred o |
them from association. Thus the Mo-
hammedans speak of Mecca as the
Holy Land, it being the birthplace of
Mohammed. The Chinese Buddhists
call India the Holy Land, because the |
founder of their religion was |
born |
there, while the Greeks bestow this |
same title on Elis, where was situated
hafbmple of Olympian Zeus.
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AIRS J ‘ ”
OMEN FOLLOW THE HOUNDS “Dad.
’ "Cad" and “daddy” were well known .
In No Country Is the Sport So Well In this country in the sixteenth cen. ’ Friday
Beloved by Women as It Is tury papa” did not come in, borrow. Penryn Park,
In Ireland ed from abroad, until the sevententh the
century wa well advanced Florio, churches in
Hunting absorbs keen sportswomen @! TN nd of the former century, de ill hold
In Ireland, and it is seldom that a frost fined the Italian “pappa” as “the first resort
drives the Irish followe to hounds Word that children are ta to call
i HOW ¥ 4 i 2 ured nN \
from the countryside. Irish women are their father, as ours say ‘dad, ‘dad. “Ve rom
enowned for their fearless prowess die’ or ‘bab Dad” seems to be the and frony
in the hunting field, where the terrible Commoner to mankind of the two, special, which
obstacles to be negotiated call for Nausica in the "Odyssey" calls her tation at
nerves of steel, and it is neck or noth father pappa phil dear Papa; but wed
ing in the distressful country, says the Greek has “tata” also, and Welsh has loc)
London Daily Graphic “ta,” and Irish “daid.’ . 3
mT V lete th
he fearsome stone walls, some- - i ae
times overgrown with turf and mask- on Tuesday
h ‘ ;
Ing a brook, appal all but the stout. I New York Ysey Mus Wace: nly E. Church,
n 1€¢ whole worl ere are o
est hearts, and even the most hard- bout 1.500.000 ) A } t a. m. trolley
i out § ( wople / 1c
ened sportswoman is known to quail avy road pavh « RB pch 0 nect with
at the commencement of the hunt Fain on our watershed normally would
Ing season, experiencing the sensa- give two gallons of water for every
tion of the heart In the mouth when man, woman and child on the surface 1
called upon to face the stiff going, Of the earth. Put it another way: If lose to
She finds her nerve returning, how every man, woman and child on the registered
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ever, after a day or so in the saddle face of the earth should walk up to bureau in
The ST PORS p rb to the lakes, reservoirs, etc., which 35 many
he late empress of Austria used hold N y a
to hunt regularly in Ireland, where a . ol ork a . a - ining building
and each pour in two gallons of wa > ;
her reckless and brilliant horseman- ee I 08 Ber, ihe first of
ship is still spoken of. With the It WOuld not be enough to last that
late Bay Middleton to give her a lead, city ten days
she was always in the first fight and
stuck at nothing. The famous happy-
go-lucky hospitality that marks the
Guide Fred
have had
Infant Mortality.
mortality is the most
known and
Infant sensi-
Irish temperament is exemplified In give index we possess of “social wel. BPD
matters sporting, and open house 18 4, of sanitary administration, espe- here from
kept by those having accommoda- giallv under urban conditions. A heavy of the Mississippi,
tion In a good hunting district. infant mortality implies a heavier Missouri
The Irish colleen will dance &ll gaath rate up to five years of age:
night at a hunt ball and turn up at a
distant meet as fresh as paint with-
out going to bed at all, full of life
and spirit, with wit and repartee bub-
and right up to adult life the districts
suffering from a heavy child mortality
have higher death rates than the dis- is
Notice
tricts whose infant mortality is low.— | .
ling like a font. The Irfsh country Neusholme in the National Food Maga Yegilat
briugs out all the dare devil Irish 4ine. Cemetery
nature, and there is little searching at the office of
for gaps or gates when the blood of -—ddd— First National
Irish horse and rider is up. Sheer Waste. M a
Ireland is not overrepresented in “The coal supply of the earth 18 on, ondas
the matter of hunting, and Irish limited,” said the cientist. “No one © ©!O¢ ; A
packs are not by any means numer can say how long it will last.” “Great ©€I's Ol the
ous, and may be reckoned to number Scott!” exclaimed a man in the back will be held
a couple of dozen. Some only possess row; “and here we've gone and wast- o'clock for
quite a restricted number of couples, ed more'n a bushel of it heatin’ the candidates
and but few hunt four or five days a hall for thi lecture.”—Washington ‘ : qs
week, though an occasional by day Star. iN] Secretary
may bring the total up. The Meath sociation for
hunts flve days a week and is one of ee
the famous hunts of the United King- Ideal Temperature of Room.
dom, and the County Galway, the An ideal room temperature for the will
Blazers, has four days a week. sedentary is that between 66 and 70 The
eer ——— degrees. Below these temperatures the ull. to
heat regulating apparatus of > he ome
Dickens’ Care for His Guests. ro it Yale ti to 05, OF ue oy on a two
If Dickens was particular regarding peripheral vessels more or less, in- man, Walter
the equipment of his own bedroom he ternal congestion slowly begins and Long #corge
was equally careful for the comfort the conditions for a cold are secured. Walter
of his guests. Charles Dolby, in — arene
“Charles Dickens as I Knew Him,” ap SE Crarence
says of the bedrooms at Gad’s Hill: Reluctant Criticism, herger, Mdwin
“Bach of these rooms contained the “Augustus, dear,” said the girl, ten- man, Thomas
most comfortable of beds, a sofa, an derly, pushing him from her as the pghleman
easy chair, cane-bottomed chairs—in moonlight flooded the bay window a
which Mr. Dickens himself had a great Where they were standing. “I think
belief, always preferring to use one that you had better try some other Elizabethtown
himself—a large-sized writing table, balr dye; your mustache tastes like N
profusely supplied with paper and en- turpentine.” on : wh
velopes of every conceivable size and rrr lagt Saturday,
description, and an almost daily Going Over the Books. Bam. teams
change of new quill pens. There was Hie 3 : Elizabethtown
: T'his item in your campaign ex-
a miniature library of books in each i daly . : A Junio
9 pense account mystifies me,” said the
room, a comfortable fire in winter, : ’ 2 : Woatad
auditor. I don’t understand what defeated
with a shining copper kettle in each
: 3 . sa you mean by ‘raw material.’ ”’ “That's Saturda ¢
fireplace; and, on a side table, cups, >
a an error on the part of the stenogra-
saucers, tea caddy, teapot, sugar and * : ‘ x “«
Ik.” ¥ pher,” replied Senator Sorg It
milk :
J : should read, “hurrah materi I
A peculiarity of the household, adds - PE
Mr. Dolby, was the fact that, except Chinese Chorus Girls. E per
at table, no servant was ever seen In some Chinese theaters the stage lard, per
about mana has an economical custom potatoe I
a ————— of employing dummy figures cut out \wvpheat me
Wonderful Human Voice. of cardboard and the like, to swell Corn.
: : Toe n, per
In producing the tones or inflec- the ranks of the chorus witl t at the ;
g : rt 1 Sy Oa
tions of the human voice 44 muscles same swelling the se list. !
are brought into play Obviou such a device wot ver =
ne do in country, for a cardboard
chorus would hardly satisfy the Unlike
undame | Error 3 : i
Fundamental E rror. x matrimonial requi ents o ; ; ha
suf 1 1 fre t r It 3 ot
! I 2 from the oq youth. In China it is mos thea
meat eing ex the end for ¢ women to appear on the !
hi the feminine roles are taken
Wednesday, July
Methodist Day at Penryn
Epworth League societies of the
Special
indications the
arrangements
State Capitol Visitors
and probably
without
estimates made at the office of Ch
season
every State eas
been seen on the plaza as well.
Notice
meeting
the Treasurer, at the
of Mount Joy,
the same place at 8
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Hike to Mount Gretna
following
Mount
Pennet
Brubaker,
Balls and Strikes
Holland
Elizabethtown
settles
Our Home Markets.
TPP Y Eye Tyr PTR e Te PROP ROTO e ROI PRORIEINS
How About
CALENDARS =
Please bear in mind that we have
the finest assortment of calendars
ever shown In this town, We have
anything from the cheapest to the
best. Among them are novelties
from some of the foremost manufac-
turers in this and foreign countries. If
interested drop us a card and we
will call with samples. Our prices
are way bslowothers, , . . . .
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East Main Street, Mount Joy
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