WN Tam Wy TTI | St St Sit Sh Sh Eh TT TS yd at 1! rd Ce | For Chr cefllllllikelllalae | You Will Need Money pe T IN, LIST OF SPRING SALES QQ Every One to be Held Hereabouts This Spring Q Herewith we have compiled one of the most complete sale lists ever We would a card from any person mentioned below. published in these parts. -* iIstmas ee whose sale is not This list is free. | HERE IS | An Easy Way to Get It A Sure Way to Have It JANUARY Peter Koser est., Milton Grove. 16 David C. Yost, BE. Hempfield. 17 M. G. Brubaker, Fruitville. 18 John D. Bair, Blue Ball. John B. Stark, Ressler's Mill, Christian Donecker, Mt. Vernon. FEBRUARY Andrew Wachstetter, Rheems. Henry R. Bomberger, Rapho twp. | | | | Join Our Christmas Saving Club 1 8 Henry Weaver, W. Donegal. 2 1 Wayne Stauffer, Sporting Hill, 5 Henry G. Sahm, White Oak. Levi Shank Est., Mount Joy. 5 Herman Martin, River Road. 6 Elmer H. Heisey, Rapho twp. First National Nathan Gibble, Mastersonville. Samuel Landis, Good's church. Bank BO = pe MOUNT JOY. PA. The Budding Humorist Was the | Terror of His Mother. HE YEARNED TO BE A PIRATE | Cruising the Mississippl, Fishing, Swimming and Marauding Struck Him as the Ideal Life—The Stiok He Selected For His Own Whipping. Mark Twain the boy was leader of a band of young incorrigibles, accord- ing to Albert Bigelow Paine, I'wain’s secretary and biographer, who in Har- pers tells something of their juvenile goings on: His mother declared that he gave her more trouble than all the other chil dren put together. { “He drives me crazy with his didoes when he Is In the house,” she used to say. “and when he is out of it | am | expecting every minute that some one | will bring him home half dead.” | He did. in fact, achieve the first of his “nine narrow escapes from drowning” about this time and was pulled out of the river one afternoon and brought home in a limp and unpromising con- dition When with mullein tea and cas- | tor oil she had restored him to activ | | | | . 6 A. S. Hostetter, near Manheim, ‘Which Starts Jan. 29th 1912 ? 7 Henry N. Fry, Mastersonville. ) ae || Frank G. Kline, near White Oak. a In Class 1, pay 1 cent the 1st week, 2 cents the 2d week, 3 cents the 3d week, 4 cents the 4th week, QO 19 Joseph Shearer, Mastersonville. Q b cents the 5th week, 6 cents the 6th week, and so on for 50 weeks, and two weeks before «|, Harry A. Miller, Naumanstown. Xmas we will mail you a check for $12.75 with interest at 3 per cent. Q 20 C. Y. Brandt, Conewago. ® Or in Class 2, pay 2 cents the 1st week, 4 cents the 2d week, 6 cents the 3d week, and so on and eo 22 M. W. Haldeman, Sporting Hill, ® we will mail you a check two weeks before Christmas for $25.50 with interest at 3 per cent. 3 ® (22 Ezra Gish, near Elizabethtown. . 22 Mrs. Noah Mumma, Mt. Joy. QQ Or in Class 5, pay 5 cents the 1st week, 10 cents the 2d week, 15 cents the 3d week, and so on, Q 23 J. G. Hollenbaugh, E. Donegal. and we will mail you a check two weeks before Christmas for $63.75, with interest at 3 per Q 23 Henry Dourte, Union Square, ® cent. | sal {24 Annie M. Gibble, Mastersonville. Q |24 G. Moyer, Mt. Joy. ® PAYMENTS MUST BE MADE EVERY WEEK, Qe: Amos Earhart, W. Donegal. [26 Cyrus Heisey, Mastersonville. OR MAY BE MADE IN ADVANCE Q Enos Miller, E. Petersburg. : : | 27 John Wolgemuth, Union Square. Can you think of an easier way to provide money for Christmas presents. Q | 27 Levi E. Miller, Penn twp. Join yourself—get everyone in the family to join. Show this to your friends and get them to | 27 A. S. Krelder, near Lawn. Q join. ‘ Qo 27 H. E. Garber, Bossler's church. | 28 Jacob S. Henny, Penn twp. EVERYBODY IS WELCOME TO JOIN QD: William H. Nauman, Rapho twp. ® The Christmas Savings Club opens Monday. January 29. Call and let us tell you all about eur ® 28 Al Shaefer, Rapho twp. plan. x Mrs. D. Hitz est., Elizabethtown. Q 29 Michael Grove, Maytown. Qo MAKE YOUR CHRISTMAS A MERRY ONE (29 Henry Hummer, Elstonville. Q 29 Isaac Witmer, Mt. Joy twp. MARCH 5 Michael Walkenbaugh, Mt. Joy. Savings Department MO Q eefllllllllllllalllllaakxn We Thank You! The Bulletin has just closed another successful year in business, and it is fitting that at this time a word of appreciation should be extended to the readers and advertisers who have helped to make its achievements possible, by their substantial support in its efforts to serve the public of Mount Joy and vicinity in all the legitimate functions of a newspaper looking toward sound home and business building. . e © Advertising During the year 1911 the Bulletin carried more local, more foreign and more classified advertising than any of its contemporaries, enabling it to distance them by a very substantial margin. Circulation The circulation is steadily increasing because we give such blg value for the money. From eight to fourteen pages of good reading matter is worth several times the subscription price. Our circulation has grown to such an extent that we feel free in saying it surpasses that of any weekly in this county. | 3 | During 1912 | It shall be the aim of the management to make the Bulletin a still | more welcome guest at every fireside in this section, and thus augment its value to the reader as a dependable news medium and to the adver- tiser as a business builder. This Store Is Stocked Up To Meet Your Needs In Men’s and Boys’ Hats| Caps and Goves OF EVERY DESCRIPTION | . | Buying here means style and comfort for them and | | economy for you. ga 2 KR p & £3 K 5 i % YER aWa da rt Va Gi Ch €% ON °F “wy i H { fa § g { Yi 4 1 & 3 +H hh > WW AEG LK UU WAS Me wate 0) QA NS L wi ids North Queer Street, LARCABT EE, PLAN A ed IE 611011 ORR mm HARRY E. BROOKS & CO. New Haven Street, Mount Joy, Penna All Kinds of Fruit in Season Fresh Fish Every Friday. OYSTERS Telephone Orders Will Receive Pro mpt Attention, Independent Phone = ETT TO TT, | aug23-3mo. PILES x: simi John Conrad, near Marietta. Reuben Ruhl, near Manheim. Mrs. Annie Boyer, Manheim. William Good, Mt. Joy twp. B. E. Brubaker, E. Denegal twp. Wm. Chapman, Elizabethtown. John Ginder, Ruhl’s church. samuel Holwager, Mt. Joy twp. Wm. Keenard, Peck’s church, J. H. Lindemuth, Mt. Joy. H. B. Gingrich, Union Square. C. C. Ebersole, Bainbridge. H. B. Shearer, Mastersonville, Andrew McKee, E. Donegal twp. J. L. Ebersole, Conoy twp. Geo. Demmy, Reich's church. Samuel Nornhold, Union Square. S. B. Fahnestock, Manheim, Samuel Tressler, E. Doregal twp. Henry Shearer, near Mt. Hope. Mrs. Jos. Habecker, Marietta. Isaac Moyer, Conewago twp. Walter Heisey, Conoy church. { Henry EB. Martin, near Florin. | John F. Landis, Penn twp. | Isaac Tschudy, near Colebrook. | 2 Samuel Hummer, Manheim. | | UNT JOY, PA. American Plan Rates Moderate [Exchange Hotel Mount Joy, Pa. J. M.. Backenstoe, Pro. [Has just been remodeled thruout. Has all modern conveniences such as Baths, Hot and Cold Water, Steam Heat, Electric Light, Etc. Table is Supplied With the Best the Market Affords. CROD OREO AI-TAAIDG BECO AA bose uk [ pe Se 12 Geo. Hall, near Marietta. 12 Henry Fry, near Rheems. Also Liuneh Counter 12 Jac. Newcomer Est., Mt. Joy. Where Soups, Sandwiches, Cheese, 13 E. H. Zercher, Mt. Joy. 13 Samuel Lindemuth, Bainbridge. | 14 Emory Warfel, Mt. Joy. " | 15 D. C. Ebersole, near Marietta. 16 Lewis Farmer, Manheim. 16 Mrs. Ricker Est., Mt. Joy. | 16 W. S. Shank, Rapho twp. 18 M, Reed & Son, Lawn. 19 Tripe, Oysters in Every Style Etc., Etc., are served BAR IS STOCKED WITH THE BEST BRANDS | Florin, Pa. Frightful Polar Winds Blow with terrific force at the far| north and play havoc with the skin, causing red, rough or sore chapped hands and lips, that need Bucklen's Arnica Salve to heal them. It makes | the skin soft and smooth. Unrivaled for cold-sores also burns, boils, sores, ulcers cuts, bruises and piles. Only Graded Schools, Statesville, N. C., they do all’ you claim for them. Raven Rock, W, Va., wri faction.” Dr. H. D. M “In a practice of 43 equal yours.” Price, 50 ( by Druggists. maRTIN RUDY, LANCASTER, PA, . : 25 cents at S. B. Bernha : Ce’s. Sold in M1. Joy byE. W. Garber and W. D. Chandler | =~ “CD'S at 5. B. Bernhart & Sl & Co. Cali for free sample. Vt. Joy. | | to get him headed in the right direc- | tion, and he was a trifie dazed when | he got outside. ity she said: “1 guess there wasn't much danger. People born to be hanged are safe in water.” | She declared she was willing to pay | somebody to take him off her hands | for a part of each day and try to teach | him manners. | Besides his mother, who had to con- | tend with the bad boy, was his school- teacher, a certain Miss Horr. Mr. Paine tells how unlike to a bed of roses was her lot. Miss Horr received 25 cents a week for each pupil and opened her school with prayer, after which came a chap- ter of the Bible, with explanations and the rules of conduct. Then the A B C class was called, because its recital was a hand to hand struggle, requir ing no preparation. The rules of conduct that first day Interested little Sam. He calculated how much he would need to trim in to sail close to the danger line and still avoid disaster. However, he made a miscalculation during the forenoon and received warning. A second offense would mean punishment. He did not mean to be caught the second time, but he had not learned Miss Horr yeot and was presently startled by being commanded to go out and bring a stick for his own correction. This was certainly disturbing. It was sudden, and then he did not know | school. | or drown such people as Miss Horr. | | Was paid at a banquet to Henry Clay {in New Orleans | costly for those wit! stomach trouble {or indigestion. | where use Dr. King’s New Life Pills | # | kiduey and bowel | safe, sure. much about the selection of sticks. Jane Clemens had usually used her hand. It required a second command He had the forests of Missouri to select from, but choice was | difficult. Everything looked too big and competent. Even the smallest switch had a wiry, discouraging look. Across the way was a cooper shop | with a good many shavings outside. One had blown across and lay just in front of him. It was an inspiration. He picked it up and. solemnly enter- | ing the schoolroom, meekly handed it to Miss Horr. 3 Perhaps Miss Horr's sense of humor 5 prompted forgiveness, but discipline | 3 must be maintained. * “Samuel Langhorne Clemens,” she | & |. said (he bad never heard it all strung together in that ominous way), “I am 1 ashamed of you! Jimmy Dunlap, go 9 bring in a switch for Sammy.” And i Jimmy Dunlap went, and the switch |4 | | o was of a sort to give the little boy an d immediate and permanent distaste for [4 He informed his mother when |} he went home at noon that he did not [9 care for school; that he had no desire '9 to be a great man: that he preferred | to be a pirate or an Indian and scalp | L o : Young Sam conceived the notion that a pirate’s life would be joyous and. |4 J 4 ot AT ONCE, AND HAVE THE i Shoe Repairing Go. Wednesday, January 24) 1912. Shand Square & E. King St., Lancaster. 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S88 88800000 TP TPP YYYYYY™ While You Wait On Short Notice Repairing You can get your shoes repaired for a small sum, BeabesBeoaite diseloalioaaaibesiieaieuinatidietbediediedi dbo hh a TTT T TTT ITIP ITvrorvyrereeereyeodd a good job at that, work that is guaranteed, on very . G in 1842. Mighty |P Today people every or these troubles as well as liver, disorders. Easy, Only 2H cents at S. B. | OF BER, WINES, LIQUORS & CIGARS | 19 Milton Miller, Silver Springs. [2 Uinte td, | si wh : o , vrais’ 19 Elirabeth 8. Leib, Maniaim. | Wi sight of pals, cruised the Mis | short notice. For ey ery fifteen minutes disappoint— | 19 Samuel Gish, Bainbridge. FS { : : is . | ’ {Some of their expeditions were inno | ment we will paz 7 5 2 oo y > Good Stabling Accomodation 20 John Shultz, near Maytown. + cent enough. They often cruised up to | $ pay $5.00 Try us and be convinced. h Local and Long Distance Telephones | 21 H. S. Newcomer, Mount Joy. { Turtle island. about two miles above 5 . iii -* ls1 7. H Levenight, Elizabethtown. | Hannibal. and spent the day feasting. | New and modern machinery installed Jan 17, 1912. 23 0. H Musser, Manheim | You could have loaded a car with tur 3 J raRRpP LI MY | 23 A. M. Diehm, White Oak. | Bes acd ns Ip there 500 there | ¥ * 7 Sie 1 5a / y i, | were quan es of mussels and plenty | * i HARRY WILLIAMS % | 23 D. Blough, Elizabethtown. | of fish Fishing and swimming were | -* . 3 J , i | : : . $e + 28 Geo. Hall est., near Marietta. | their chief pastimes, with general ma- | u 3 BAR 3ER % 29 J. B. Keller, Mt. Joy. | rauding for adventure. Where the rail arxry 0 OoNnovitz 1 bo ——— 4 | 30 Mrs. Peter Singer, near Elm. | road bridge now ends on the Missouri | &* ¥ Shaving Massaging b f = nie | side was fuels favorite swihming hols > y ir 3 | s | —that and along Bear creek. a secluc | N IN’ . , ENN hb : Haj Cutting dpgory Boned | 3 How's This ? | ed, limpid ay with special interests | DONAVER'S OLD STAND MOUNT JOY, P A 3 3 Snambooiug 0 e a ers o 4 | We offer One Hundred Dollars Re- | of its own. Sometimes at evening they y : Singeing Shaving Soaps 3 | ward for any case of Catarrh that swam geross to Glasscock’s island, the | * 3 3 3 cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh | rendezvous of Tom Sawyer's “Black | 3 , 3 2 Agency For Elkhorn Laundry 3 | Cure. | Avengers” and the hiding place of | Don’t Forget The Place, Donovan’s Old Stand + lo Opp. First National Bank oli FJ CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Huck and Nigger Jim. Once, though + % MOUNT JOY, PENNSYLVANIA + | ve, the undersizned slave ga Do: this was considerably later, when he {pig dpgegoddeodrdooiiododosdeiotobilodothi alt a a so a = a Boat 0 ian pina » edoddefoofedesfodootintefortocfeoforfosferfortoofecoofeciirjorforferte business | was sixteen. Sam Clemens swam across | © 7 © 75 77 TT rrp aepisshisdededsgedoduirbodudrieirarioiofedofogegu th A to the Illinois side and then turned | os — om C. S. MUSSER. THE BAKER 2( and swam back again without land ledo. O. | INZ. a ( *e¢ of at least two miles as | vesh Bread and Cakes Delivered [all's x y int ny, | be had t He was ed Clearance Sale of through town daily : re ha ARE i b np hd ‘resh Doughnuts, Crullers and Dewey | : I Sold |: DEGRIne | TS pel Lip: pm ~ J ¥ TY SH O — S * | by all Druggists. I he r distance with h 3 | £ ~~ ry Wednesday & Thursday Take Hall's "amily Pills for constipation arm it was a hardy life they « VU 5 Bend. 2 a | A — Funerals, Weddings and Suppe - > 3 d is not recorded that thev ever np { attention ® as did any seriou damag though they Owing to a backward season we fave hu dred Ooi pairs of shoes in ali re & Bakery, West Main le 00 0 9.00 per Week ; n m d 1 ) vles and leathers that must be sold tc ce room for our ng stock. M t Joy, Pa We Wily foagh you sak smanship There is no attempt at profit makin: ur sole object is immediate h I. Ream’s and frie: growing Will pay A Close Relation disposal of our broken lines. well for se our “Hig al- What hink ? ler am 3 p ‘ 1 } 114 , y vell for i 18 our igh Qual a thin Her aun See our windows for the Dollar Savin ile. Lights on until 10 o'clock tity,” Propagate i-from-prize-winning brou: less onl 1 string of cheap SveTY evening DOES UPHOLSTERING | parent, Guaranteed Nurs ry Stock. beads from I pe Jess—Well, what . = ———————— | No other er such great d sl peet from a close re 2 . | A y : oR adies’ —Ts a Metal Men's—Patent, G fetal, Ta ‘ersons having upholstering to | inquccments to the planter. Perma- '11101 pate Ladle: : Tan, Patent, Gun Mista ) nh and : ly is no Meta = lo, such as sofas, lounges, beds, or nent, year-round position. Pay , : th coon ud Romain Cloth, Welt Sole, Cubnz | Batt R V Oa ore and : : Mlessedness onsists pg Ho ye 3 E Now | street wear: alnes t 36.00: N. icing window shades or anything promptly. Outfit free Write be- or SX ¢ Ser a ee Re ot o [Heel Values up to $5.00. Now 5 a! 0 $6.00; Now o : % : lisnnie 0 our esires & 1 $2.85 P=.80. n general repair work, will confer fore your territory is taken §" sO : a yt having only regular desires.—St. Au- | joa" SB as Aca? 3 . favor and save money by calling PENNSYLVANIA NURSERY CO. aoe ) Ladies'—Gun Metal, Tan and Men’s and Boys’ Heavy Sole Lace =!on me. Prices are eright. Girard, Erie Co. Pa. i ” | Patent, Lace and Button, Values te and Patent Leather; Values up to sans 83 Hho : ? —_—————— ($3.50; Now $1.85. $3; Now $1.85. H. 8. MUSSELMAN, ; ; ete $100 Per Plate Misses’ and Children’s Shoes— Boys’ and Little Gents’—Tan, un Metal, Button and Lace, Vici. at. Tip; Values to $2.25;Now $1.15 Patent and Gun Metal; ues to $2.50; Now $1.15. Lace; Vai- EL EEA SHHAUB & CO. Bernhart & Co's, Mount Joy, Pa. . BOOTS. SHOES, RUBBERS and HOSIERY Read the Mt. Joy Bulletin IR ¥orth Mu ral x LANCASTER, PENNA