THE W IN AT OPPOSITE UNION NATIONAL SPECIAL REDUCTIONS CLOTHING, OXFORDS AND STRAW HATS Friday and Saturday Deneman’s Department Store BANK EEKLY 0 0 BULLETIN, MOU umor and Philosophy IT wouldn't matter so much about hav. ing an empty pocket if the stomach didn't emulate sheer sympathy. PERT PARAGRAPHS. the pocket through | There are people who can't tell the difference between beauty and adipose | tissue, | -— All talking machines are not phono | graphs, and some are good cooks. | -— | Most of us like the odor of burning money and are not in the least afraid the smoke will choke us to death. Let Time avenge you. | how and never forgets. | | He knows Being able to have what you want seldom causes you to want what you have. | | — There is only one thing that a bache- | lor is more afraid of than being emn- | gaged, and that is being married. Some men are so good that they are Charles Carson, clerk, E. Donegal. Samuel G. Engle, farmer, E. Done- zal, Simon Bishop, photographer, abethtown borough. Arthur O'Connor, gentleman, Mari etta. Samuel Eby, merchant, W. field. Francis Eliz- Hemp- Nauman, carpenter, East Donegal. Quarter Sessions, Monday, Sept. 17 Jacob Loraw, painter, Mount Joy township. Henry J. Engle, brewer, Mount ? ? ? ? ? 2? ? ? 9? ? 2 2 2 % Joy Borough. John J. Bossler, carpenter, East There's no question about the COLD FACT that we do the best printing in this town. Friis Hempfield. Cyrus Engle, retired, Conoy. Ww {field Samuel Kline, merchant, S. Bushong, clerk, ! 11! Jacob Shellenberger, farmer, West Hempfield. Common Pleas, September 235 > 1 | » . : BAINBRIDGE. | John K. Miller, merchant, Mariet- Mrs. John M. Good and family of | ta. Middletown, are visiting in town. | Evan Gockley, laborer, East Done Miss C. May Smith left for a trip |gal. abroad. She will be gone for some Oscar F. Donovan, bookeeper, Mt. months. Joyv Borough. Mr. and Mrs. Wiley Wambaugh Amos C. Friday retired, Eliza- famijly of Steelton, spent a few days |bhethtown in town with friends. Jacob L. Ebersole, farmer, Conoy. Mr. Harry R. Hoover and daught- Monroe Smith ,stonemason, Conoy ers of Harrisburg, spent several days Jacob Rutt, farmer, West Donegal in town with friends and relatives. Joseph Miller, retired, East Don- Mr. and Mrs. Galen Piper have re- egal. turned from a visit to Florida. They Jacob BE. Weidman, capenter, spent several years in the" sunny south. Miss Lottie Finley and Miss Edna Herring, of York, are visiting dela- Elizabethtown. John E. Schroll, publisher, Mount Joy borough. Common Pleas, October 9 Mr. and Mrs. John Green. They are the oldest married couple in town, field. and will soon celebrate their fifty- Simon P. Engle, merchant, Eliza- first wedding anniversary. betehtown. Wb LLL LS Martin R. Ebersole, farmer, West Donegal. Solomon Esbenshade, farmer, | West Donegal. Henry Baustic, cigarmaker, Man- | heim borough. M. R. Forney, laborer, Elizabeth- | town. Harvey Culp, laborer, Mount borough. Joy Common Pleas, October 16 Becker, teacher, Rapho. Benjamin W. Brown, manufactur- Mount Joy borough. Clayton H. Resh, insurance agent | West Hempfield. | Samuel M. butcher, Eliza- bethtown. Charles er, Rensel, | Jacob L. Myers, laborer, Conoy. Jacob R. Kob, farmer, Conoy. Samuel Moyer, farmer, Mt. Joy East Hemp- Marietta. | tives n tgwn. Before returning home Linn E. Hernley, farmer, East | they wil visit at Lancaster. Hempfield. Mr. Edward Green of Brooklyn, N. Harry Hoffman, laborer, East ¥Y., spent a few days with his parents Hempfield. John A. Fox, laborer, West Hemp- Master Leroy Houser, who acciden cap in his hand on the Fourth, and was in a serious tally discharged a condition, is about again. | dreadfully dull. JURORS FOR FALL COURTS twp. - , settings Peter M. Rutt retired, Elizabeth- | Don’t look for misfortune. If it | HOW'D YOU LIKE 10 BE 264 Names Are Drawn From the town. | comes your way it will thrust itself | Wheel. | Aaron Gepfer, farmer, Mt. Joy | upon you without any action on your twp. part, se APLPWhfr”tL® II =])n Judge Landis, Sheriff Landis and 4 : ' Feared the Drop. Jury Commissioners Hess and Bucher FALMOL TH. “I invited Mr. Truax to drop in any |this morning drew 234 names from Mr. Harry W. Cope is on a visit | gyme » [the jury wheel of men who will serve tO his brother in Philapelphia. “Why. John Jones!” exclaimed his | [in the September and October Courts : Mrs. Daniel Rehman returned wife, dropping into tears. “How could The lists are as i rs rom a visit to friends at Middle- | you?” { | The lists are as follows: LOWE. | © “What's the harm? Isn't he all| Grand Jury, September 11 Miss : is . | right?’ Jacob Henderson, bricklayer, East Misses Katie and Merle Stipe, of “Do you know what he has been do- | Royalton, visited friends in this lo- on . Donegal. ing?” | cality last week. “Nothing disreputable, I hope.” “Buying (boo-hoo) a flying machine.” Willing to Get NT JOY, PENNA. Wednesday, July 19, 1911. AUTOMOBILES Have taken the agency for the RIT - Automobiles unabout $800 Pass. Touring Car $900 ’ H. S. Newcomer MOUNT JOY, PENNA. Mr. and Mrs. William Horst, Mr. Even. | and Mrs. Jacob Horst, and son Har- “You want a old, Mr. and Mrs. George Foust, and horse that will William Horst, of Harrisburg, are not shy at auto-| visiting friends in this vicinity. mobiles 7” 1 -Snmrrr—— “Worse than thatt I want a Important. “I came from a good family.” “Indeed! thing to be considered.” | “No? “I think not.” “What is, pray?’ “Where you are going to.” Previous. “What has that got to do with it?” “He doesn't match the Defined. Par: “Yes, my son?" “What is a lawyer?" “A fracture of law.” lawyer is a man Surprised. “I have a good opinion of myself.” “Dear me!" “Well, what?" “How did you ever get it?” Just as Cheap. | “I should say so. ’ My city weary eye I re | | | | | | I must d | Which one to patronize. The pictures so inviting Appear upon their face. | It's hard to keep from writing | | | | | | | | cide, n, K To each to save a place. They surely make a showiag As pictured in the book. It sets a fellow going To simply take a He wants to drop his look And take an early Where he c¢ | And live without a s | i It's s to assure 71 | Th ures are a re | That threat will neve me, cure For haven't re? book | The bet ! But with a I'm crazy ere nforts scosr Of home and city bo The books were printed duly, With pictures primed and se’, To catch the suckers truly— They catch me, you can bet. But still that is hardly the “They have redecorated their house.” decorations.” skilled in the “Jenks is something of an optimist.” His clouds all is that you let us print the be wanting. | NOTHING TOO SMALL, Cards smd Wedding Invitations. { YOWR proposal and she will surely say yes. ean talk with you about those teeny weeny cards you'll OUR PROPOSAL Engagement Announcement Make that a part of Later we NOTHING TOO LARGE, FOR THIS SHOP TO PRINT. fierce, fiery nag that will walk up to the and bite them in a vital spot.” monsters Generous. his friends such hand- “He some presents.” “But I don’t see how he can afford to do it.” makes “Oh, you've no idea how expert he is . - keeping out of the way of his cred- Needs to Chan~> His Style. 2 Roop 1g.0 of the iy of b “Why does Brown stay away from ors ea home so much? Can't Round Him Up. “Isn't Maude’s husband's name Har- ry?’ “Yes.” “TI thought so too. call him Bill 7” “She says he is so hard to collect.” 3ut why does she The Perfect Player Piano THE AUTOTONE 24 West King Street. 060000008COHSVO0VDPBIOBHBBL 1 Kirk Johnson & Co. LANCASTER, PENNA. = Only Safe Way nes were norses If wi Then beggars might ride, But if they were autos The walkers would hide Those Girls Advertise in The “BULL Ey —d 1 TIN” “Well, I'd never marry a man to re- form him anyway.” HERE RE EERE RES RSET : “Oh, I see.” E ’ nu “See what?” n 1 “You'd be satisfied with any kind of | ® B h . 1 1 S and i i 7 a : a man.” mn . = rears?” 8a Es RE Ate 19 50 sus a SUITS, WASH DRESZES, SKIRTS, DRESSINC “So busy?" um » SACQUES AND KIMONOS “Yes; trying to get ahead.” di | The Modern Remedy. TO A RECORD-BREAKING POINT; ASSORTMENTS ARE LARGE AND YOU CAN FIND JUST 7 “What's the matter with your horse, mn WHAT YOU WANT AND sonny ?” : Ss = “Wind broken, sir.” E “Hasn’t your pa got a bicycle pump" = SAV E ON EVERY PURC H AS E wl = IF YOU WANT TO STRETCH THE PURCHASNG POWER OF YOUR DOLLAR—SUPPLY Troubled. x YOUR CLOTHES NEED NOW I'm very much distracted t pi Ss Bn necks ® whi ted GC Val i In which abroad I'll ride = This Sale Offers Positively the Greatest Values in Lanc. ; Although as yet some distance B Tn : 3 : m Ny 7 Away appears the prize, = TUB DRESSES | white; pink and white and black | TAILORED SUITS I walt to be all ready on . % 3 Stn hite: nes stripes vith | i Should one fall from the skies. The lest of styles and in many | An Hh hits Ph S1iipes > | Spring and summer models hat ve butidea ® instances half original prices. [beatin borders elects; . | black, navy and cream serges; all my garage be builde . . RN Sale rice. $2.98 | x 3 dated Orion. tons ar tin? |B $2180 Percale Wash Dresses; Sale Price, $2.98 | .;,oks and light colored high What pd of srohitectig |m Sailor Collar; three quarter sleev- $6.00 Silk Yingham Plaid | grade mixtures; " aalit ke Hnished IY os " es; trimmed in white; colors, | pregses: collar cut low: short $50 1 Tow ‘ ay back beneath a tree, m light blue, white and tan; sleeves: front tucked and trim- | Also 2 few all-silk JDatural color Where wi 'm Sale Price, $1.39 | meq with lace insertion; white | pongee; $25.00 to $35.00 Suits: . gp é i toa Sale Price 19 = As for the driving garments, = $2.98 Wash Dresses, percales grounds with pink, blue and | Sale Price, $1250 3 pat ang vo you advise? and Chambrays; plain colors, black checks. b ig | | nk a s of khaki . : Sse ice, $3.98 | S IT sACOUES I | Is pleasing to the eyes, checks and stripes; made in the Sale Price, $3.98 | SHOR SACQUES AND rn need 2 paje of goggles varied styles worn this season; | 2 KIMONOS | 1 ToS ms trom ihe dust. high and low neck; short sleeves | HOUSE DRESSES Part time and part on trust. lace and self trimmed; all sizes | $1.00 and $1.25 House Dresses | ; Figured Lawn Kimonos with Oh, it’s a lot of trouble! Sale Price, $1.98 | made neatly of Percale, Lawns | finished Scalloped edge; But it is worth the while. : and Striped Seersucker light |. Sale Price, 10¢ When riding in my auto Wash Dresses, the best values | i dork lors: “alls | { I want to go in style. over : ‘ 50 di ahd. dark. coors; a. mz | 25c. Figured Lawn -Dressi } Though it is in the distance— er seen in Lancaster; $4.50 an Sale Price, 79c. = # Tossing I hate to say how far— I'm very sorely troubled About the make of car. tl Qe The strength of a school can be measured by the work done by its faculty. The work in the class room lis the test of the school’s standing. { Look over the list of teachers that | are engaged at Millersville and you | will be impressed with their ability and understand why the Millersville a State Normal School ranks among =| the first schools of the kind in the |e country. 1t RE Et Read the Bulletin. { | | | | | J $5.00 Dresses in fine plaid ging- | hams; also the neatest of checks | and stripes; Dutch necks and sail- | or collars; all prettily finished and attractive; Sale Price, $2.69 $5.00 Gingham Dresses in neat | checks and plaids; lace trimmed | yoke good style skirt: three-quar- | ter sleeves: a good material; Sale Price, $2.98 $5.00, Fine Wash Dresses; bor- der Foglards with Dutch Neck: short sfeeves; and point Venice lace ingfprtion trimmed: blue and | low | and skirt trimmed with wide open 5 RICH WHITE DRESSES $5.00 White neck; short Lawn Dresses; sleeves; waist embroidery and lace insertion; Sale Price, $2.98 Dresses; richly Sale Price, $3.50 $5.00 White | | | | | | | trimmed; | $7.50 Fine White Lawn Dress- es: all elaborately trimmed in white laces: one lot is neatly fin- jshed with bands of Helen Pink; Sale Price, $4.98 8 J 0 den plain color; Sacques; with collar and belt; Sale Price, 19c. 50¢ Dressing line to select neat patterns; Sacques; from; a big large and Sale Price, 29¢ LONG KIMONOS A lot of long kimonos; good style figured lawns: with wide oy sleeves; Sale Price, 49c. > $1.00 Lawn Kimonos; printed : lawns; with a band trimming of “ *' Sale Price, 69c. 5 i