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THE WEEKLY ‘BULLETIN
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NEWS TOLD IN BRIEF,
Local Happenings as Reported by Our
Many Reporters.
All the news, 50 cents a year.
The Florin Hotel will be sold on
Saturday.
Ed Booth was off duty four days
last week.
Norman Menaugh spent Sunday
at Middletown.
John S. Widman is home from
Alliance, Nebraska.
J. M. Raymond visited friends at
Maytown on Sunday.
Miss Ida Easton of
was home on Sunday.
H. L. Stoll and family were at
Lancaster last Thursday.
The BULLETIN would be a good
Xmas present to a friend.
A. L. Yeliets and wife were at
Manheim on Wednesday.
David Wolgemuth was at Eliza-
bethtown last Wednesday.
Miss Stella Ishler is spending
some time at Elizabethtown.
Ephraim Balmer of Lancaster,
was in town last Wednesday.
Mrs. Mary Brandt of Salunga,
was in town visiting friends.
Joima Hambright left for ILeba-
non Valley college on Monday.
Harry Lutz and wife of Harris-
burg, were in town over Sunday.
Mrs. Fraley of Harrisburg, vis-
ited Mrs. Henry Baer, on Saturday
John Mumma and family of Sa-
lunga, were in the village on Sun-
day.
C. A. Wiley and Frank Mitchel
attended the institute at York on
Friday.
A. C. Grubb, of Ohio, spent sev-
eral days the guest of George C.
Martin.
John Menaugh of Philadelphia,
was home with his family over
Sunday.
George Dierolf of Ephrata, was
the guest of J. S. Carmany last
Thursday.
Al, Haines moved from the Cut-
pr property to the Jacob Seitz
Rerty.
in Houck and wife of Co-
visited Harry Stoll and
een ser
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B. church on Thanksgiving even-
ing.
Miss Miriam Baer of Harrisburg
is spending the week with her
grandparents, Henry P. Baer and
wife,
Fred Snyder witnessed the F. &
M.-Gettysburg foot ball game at
Lancaster on Thanksgiving after-
noon.
Frances Arndt and wife of this
place and Jesse Heisey and wife of
near town, visited relatives at Lawn
‘on Sunday.
Christ Charles, who is attending
college at Lancaster, will hereafter
board in the city instead of coming
home daily.
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Chrrserenyell have g hear Bain-
bridge, moved inté (he south side
of the new double house in the east
end of town.
- The spelling bee and entertain-
ment at the Donegal school on Sat-
urday evening, proved to be a
grand success.
S. S. Gingrich wishes to express
his thanks to Senator J. A. Stober
for a copy of the 1gor edition of
the Laws of Pennsylvania.
Presiding Elder D. D. Lowery,
of Harrisburg, held a quarterly
conference meeting in the United
Brethren church last evening.
J. Y. Kline and his force of ma-
sons finished the mason work on
the new building which is being
erected nearthe Farmers’ creamery.
75 first-class apple trees for Fal]
planting. Smith’s Cider, York Imper-
ial and Smokehonse. Will be sold at
wholesale prices. Inquire at this office.
A certain resident of this place
went to Highspire recently aud
had the misfortune of losing his
hat. That's why a new cap adorns
his head of late.
Any one desirous of purchasing
a fine, up-to-date dwelling in Mt.
Joy, should lose no time in calling
on A, S. Flowers. Read the ad. in
another column.
We call the attention of our read
ers to the new advertisements of
L. B. Herr, W. C. Sapp and John
Baer’s Sons, at Lancaster. Read
them for holiday bargains.
Henry B. Musser of this place,
was last Saturday intormed of the
death of his son’s wife, Mrs. Amos
Lusser, in Franklin county, casos
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FLORIN, PENNA, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 4, 1901.
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MOUNT JOY ITEMS.
I'he News of our Neighboring Borough in
a Condensed Form.
Charles Ricksecker is confined
to his home with a spell of sickness
The funeral of Irvin Kraybill on
Monday was very largely attended.
J. F. Fenstermacher was appoint
ed Mercantile Appraiser for 1902.
Borough Council held its regular
monthly mecting on Monday even-
ing.
The boilers at the cotton mills
were cleaned last Friday and Sat-
urday.
Mrs. Elizabeth Owens will offer
a large lot of household goods at
public sale next Monday,
Sheriff McMichael of Lancaster,
made a business trip from this
place to the country on Monday.
Benjamin Connelly jr. has im-
proved to such an extent that he
visited Amos Baker near Maytown
on Sunday.
Emanuel Greiner bought the
property of the estate of J. I. Am-
may, deceased, at public sale, for
$1,275.00.
A surprise party was held at. the
residence of Amos Shelly on the
Manheim road east of town last
Thursday in honor of Miss Ellen
B. Nissley.
Services will be held in the Un-
ion U. B. church on Sunday morn-
ing conducted by Rev. Martin
Groff, of Safe Harbor. Prayer
meeting the same evening at the
residence of Mrs, Mary Eby.
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Lookout For a Borough.
The latest and largest addition to the
village of Florin was made last week
and to Henry B. Nisley lies all
the credit. Mr. Nissley resides in the
eastern end of town and owns the large
tract of land between \ireen alley east-
ward 670 feet to the property of Chris-
tian Shatz. This entire tract of land
was suryeyed and divided off into thir-
ty-two lots, the majority of which are
200 feet deep and 40 feet wide. The
land is laid off very comyeniently and
extends Square street Ww is forty
feet wide, several hundr
By the laying out of
new street and two all
gen alle
ts, one
pened.
General News,
Isaac Herr, attorney for John S.
Heisey, has ‘issued an execution for
#350 against John H. Heisey, of Mt.
Joy township.
Mrs. Lillie E. Nissley, of Lobata,
sent President Roosevelt a turkey for
Thanksgiving that weighed thirty-two
pounds dressed.
Tuesday noon while playing with
his schoolmates, Frank Spicker, a Mas-
tersonville lad, fell and fractured the
small bone of his right leg.
A monster spelling bee will be held
in the Manheim opera house on Satur-
day evening. Twenty-five valuable
prizes will be given the successful con—
testants.
The machinery for the new industry
at the Farmers’ Creamery, is being
erected under the supervision of Mr.
Roltheuser. The waste milk of cream-
eries will be used in the manufacture of
sugar.
John Lindsay, a well known resident
of Maytown, died last Tuesday at the
County Hospital, death resulting from
a cancerous affection of the neck. The
remains were interred at Maytown on
Thursday.
George Gould while engaged in tak-
ing out clay at Lenbart’s brick yard
near Maytown, on Wednesday, way in-
jured by the bank caving in on top of
him. Dr. G. A, Harter attended him.
No bones were broken.
An East Donegal man undertook to
pick up a stray kitten while he was at
work about his barn last week, but the
kitten proved to be of the wrong breed
of cats and now his clothes are buried
in the garden in the hope that thus the
perfume may be taken out. :
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Death of Irvin Kraybill.
Irvin Kraybill died at his home, in
Harrisburg on Friday morning, of ty-
phoid fever. Deceased was a son of
B. W. Kraybill, deceased, late of Mt.
Joy borough, and is survived by a wid:
ow, daughter of Lewis Seeman and two
children. Air. Kraybill was a printer
and for a number of years was foreman
of McFarland’s printing office at Har-
risburg. - The body was brought to
Mount Joy on Monday forenoon. The
funeral was held on Monday at 1.30 p.
m., with services in the Trinity Evan-
gelical Lutheran church and interment
in the Mount Joy cemetery.
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A Good Cough Medicine.
I find Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is
an exellent medicine. I have been sufter-
gn a severe cough for the las go
d it Ne a
He Ran Away
With an Auto
First Machine in Carson
County Tempted Piute Bill
HILE the talk had stuck te
WwW horses the ex-sheriff of Carsor
county had enjoyed the society of the
party of visitors whose liquid hospital
ity he had beeninvited to share. Wher
it took an up-to-date turn and switchet
to automobiles he began to be bored
The conversation wandered among
the intricacies of explosion chambers
notors, gears, and the like, and al
though the ex-sheriff's glass was fille¢
and emptied with the rest, a tived, far.
away expression crept over his face
and he spat at more frequent inter
vals into the sawdust box beneath the
bar.
“The only machine of that kind thal
sver come through here,” he reflective:
ly said at length, “stirred things uf
eonsiderable.”
Whereupon the entire company, hav
ing expressed its interest by the usual
invitation, the sheriff removed the
superfluous moisture from his sweep:
ing mustache with the back of Ris
hand and told how the first automobile
came into Carson oounty.
“'Twas a couple o’ years ago last
spring. A couple of fellers came
through goin’ to Chicago, at least thet
was their intention when they struck
this camp. The boys was naturally in-
terested in the machine they had, rath:
er big, olumsly lookin’ rig at that, but
it sure could throw dust. Some of the
boys wanted t’ race it first off with th’
fastest horses in camp, but after the
machine did the snake dance all the
way around th' speediest broncho in
th! buneh, the gang natcher’lly wanted
t' be put on how it was done. Well, the
chaps, bein’ good natured, showed 'em
where t’ pull a handle t’ set her goin’,
how t’ let her out or check her in, 'n
what an easy mouth she had,
“It panned out that twas a dern fool
trick t' put th' gang on, cause next
mornin’ when th' two fellers got up
bright 'n early fer a long day’s run;
no machine! Mike, that keeps th’ ho-
tel, and a few of th’ early birds was
standif’ lookin® at th’ broken lock on
th’ door of th’ little shack where it had
been put over night. A couple o' wide
tellin’ when lead might be comin’ aver
th’ bank in chunks. The game was
sure treed, an’ the boys went at him
kinder careful, havin’ him cinched as
they tho't. We gets into th’ bushes an’
covers th’ road an’ th’ ford with eur
guns. Horny Bill and Dave Smith
sneaks down stream a little ways from
th’ bank 'n lays quiet. Then every-
body waits awhile, cussin’ a bit an’
sweatin’ like th’ devil.
“Of a suddint up pops a Winchester
over th’ bank. He lets fly six times ug
th’ road, hit er miss, an’ by good luck
‘it was miss. Then he dodges down.
“ ‘Pinte Bill!’ we all yells as we sees
his ugly jaw just over th’ bank. So if
was, the skunk. In a minute th’ ma-
chine begins t’ chug 'n gurgle dowr
there. "T'was queer if he was startin
up, fer th’ creek was full high an’ rush:
in’ at a gait over. But Bill an’ Dave
from behind a tree down th’ shore lets
out a whoop an’ begins shootin’. Then
we jumps out t’ see th’ fun. The foo!
was sittin’ in th’ seat with a lariat
round his waist, one end tied t’ th
wagon body, an’ steerin’ her straight
into deep water.
“Of course, th’ dern thing didn’t float
but she was so heavy she run right
down inter th’ water an’ disappeared
under, runnin’ along th’ botton. Bili
he stays on top an’ it pulls him along
like a fish on a lige. Funny? Lord,
how we did howl! We was laughin’ se
hard an' most of us was so unsartin”
handed from th’ booze that not a man
could shoot straight enough t’ pop th
floater. So there was th’ machine get-
ting away safe an’ sound downstream
an’ takin' Plute with it.
“Then®¥loruy Bill steps out down th
bank an’ t%’ gang quit shootin’ t’ see
what was goin’ t’ happen next. Piute
was quite a little ways from shore by
this time an’ pullin’ away fast. Horny
whips out his rope. He wasn’t no
slouch with it neither, an’ though
‘twas a long distance throw he lands
th’ noose square over Piute’s head 'n
shoulders. Pi tries t’ fight it off, buf
‘twas no go.
“What with th’ machine an’ th’ creek
pullin’ one way an’ Horny an’ Bill
t'other t'was a tight squeeze [fer ol’ Pi
an’ no mistake. Th’ air tires on th’
machine, though, kinder lifted her a
little off th’ bottom, I suppose, an’ th’
steady pull swings her head in t’ shore,
Then they pulls Pi in, black in th’ face
an’ dead gone from th’ squeezin an’
bein’ under water off 'n on for several
minutes. Then comes th’ machine
climbin’ slow up th’ bank after Pi, all
by itself an’ sorter shamed like. The
paint was most all off her from th’
sand an’ rock in the creek, an’ th’ shirt
an’ th’ hide was mcst all off of Pi count
of th’ two ropes. Th’ machine had
barely ’nough spokas left t’ hold ’er
up.
“Well, say! Th' gang just lay down
an’ rolled over with joy an’ gasped fer
breath t’ see th’ pair of them. When
they got through they was so weak
r couldn’t hev strung Pi up ef
minted to. But they didn’t.
> on Pi an’ then
of it than
in’
50 CENTS A YEAR
His wife hastened into the hall to
meet him,
“What is it, dear?" she eried aa
he came springing up the stairs, two
steps at a time,
“Come inside, dear, and I'll tell you,
although I feel like taking the whole
world into my confidence.”
“Oh, what is it, Paul? Have you
sold the water-colors?”
“Better than that, my dear. I have
sold the oil that I did last summer!
And what do you suppose I received
Yor it?”
“Oh, I don’t know.
“Pouf! 1 received every cent
8500! Now I can face the world.”
And the twain went dancing around
the room like crazy marionettes. Five
hundred dollars! Prosperity! Pluto-
cratic wealth! Tb- _.p of joy bub-
bling over!
Fifty dollars?”
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What Jane Said,
“Jane, did yon say that George had
no strength ef character?”
“Do you mean George Strickland?”
“Yes, I mean GeorgénSgrickland, the
man IT am going to marry.
“Well, you see, dear, I ha
heard that George preposed to you,
and what I said was that he was very
easily suited.” —Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
A Professional Twister,
“Dr. Bingham's badly. used up by
his last case, eh?”
“I should say. He pronounced the
patient dead and sent for the under-
taker, when she came to life.”
“He ought to be glad .of it.”
“Not at all, Having pronounced
the girl dead, he considered her re-
covery a reflection on his kill.”—Den-
ver Times.
The Nearest to It Yet,
Blair—There goes Smith's widow.
See how bad she looks? Poor Smith
has been dead two months now and
his widow does nothing else but weep
from morning till night! That's what
I call devotion!
Syre—Devotion? Why, maa, that's
what I would call perpetual emotion.
—Judge. :
Only Natural,
Subbubs—I suppose you would scoff
if I told you that a man who used ta
live in our town, but afterward
moved to Colorado, had come back to
our town in search of his health.
Citiman—No; that's reasonable. I
suppose that's where he lost it.—
Philadelphia Press.
A Family Affair,
De Note (at the theater)—That or-
chestra that plays between the acts is
excrutiating. It’s enough to drive
folks out.
Lobblounger—The leader is a broth-
er of the man who has the saloon next
door.—N. Y. Weekly.
The Height of Improvidence,
Mrs. Lakeside—Mrs. Breezy has ap-
plied for a divorce, and yet she tells
me that she has no plans for inarry--e =
ing again, and no one in particular
nicked out.
Mrs, Packingham—Dear me!
very imprudent!—Town Topies.
How
ar’s Courtship,
Re O aesar