ed as
OL. I NO.26
WS TOLD IN BRIEF,
penings as Reported by Our
dlany Reporters.
ters was at Elizabeth-
V.
were at Lan-
yQhrata, is the
iertie Sprout
ille.
baugh of Lancast-
aturday.
itizens attended a
ast evening.
had a band saw put
nt this week.
teacher of Ginder's
pver Sunday.
ancaster, was the
#lesday.
rfield, arrived
ast his ballot.
fenny lind last
hr of Bellaire.
a)
ghter Bessie
1 this week.
tsiness trip
evening.
Mis.
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Fri-
t on 7T.
ing last
ed the Dis-
bwn last Sat-
Roosevelt cel-
niversary of
ville agenr
town on
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THE SATURDAY BULLETIN
Several desirable rooms for rent a
short distance north of town. Lady
occupant desired. Call on or address,
M. N. Stauffer, Mount Joy, Pa,
In Bainbridge the teachers have found
it necessary to open an additional pri-
mary school Since the beginning of the
term. Ida M. Singer is the teacher.
Mrs. Henry Breneman attended the
lovefeast of the German Baptist, de-
nomation at Harrisburg on Sunday.
She was the guest of Mrs. Geo. Stoll.
75 first-class apple trees for Fall
planting. Smith's Cider, York Imper-
ial and Smokehonse. Will be sold at
wholesale prices. Inquire at this office.
John H. Risser, a well known re-
sident of Mount Joy township in the
vicinity of Risser's meeting house, died
on Tuesday and was buried yesterday
forenoon.
Rev. Solomon Hummel of Derry
Church Dauphin Co., will preach aj
Strickler’s meeting house [Eby’s] north
of Mt, Joy, in the German language
Sunday forenoon.
Al Risser and wife, Michael Hoff
man and wife, John Rhoads and wife,
Frank Nissley and wife and E. L. Nis-
sley of Maytown attended the sociable
in town on Tuesday evening.
T. N. Hostetter received
of very fine apples which he is selling
at his warehouse in this place. They
consist principally of York Imperials
and other choice varieties.
Isaac Witmer and wife and son Har-
ry and wife, attended the German Bap-
tist lovefeast at Harrisburg on Sunday.
During their stay they were the guests
of Mrs. Isaac Witmer’s brother.
The sociable held at the home of
Mrs. Amelia Metzroth an Tuesday eve-
ning under the auspices of the Lutheran
church of Mount Joy, was very
largely attended about $50 being real-
ized.
Frank Mitchel teacher of the Wash-
ington Grammar School, left an Mon.
day evening for his home in Perry Co.
ta cast his vote for his favorite candi-
date on Election day, thereby closing
his school for one day.
nO
pike Officers Elected.
nd Maytown—D. M. Tyer,
R. Heisey; Secretary; Barr
F. Biestand, Joseph Miller,
ehafiy and Fzra B. Engle.
a,’carload
sn-J, XK. Ebersole
cretary; Farr
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FLORIN, PENNA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 0, 1901.
Mount Joy Items.
Muller Eros opened a rackt store in the
Wenger store-room, at the corner Delta and
East Vain streets
The Y M C A foot ball team lined up a-
gainst the Cotten Miils team and defeated
them by a score of 10 to 0, in a well-played
game
On account of the illness of Rev Downes,
Rev A UH Long, D D, of this place, preached
in the Nonegal Presbyterian Church last
Sunday
The horse of Wesley Dearbeck, a fine
black, dropped over dead on aturday,
while Mr Dearbeck was returning from
¢ olumbia
It is announced that our horonogh “will
have another industry in the near future
which will employ two hundred people A
representative was in town looking for a
building site
E+ Sen
Old Relices.
H. ©. Reem, of West Donegal, has an old
(terman paper printed in 1810 at ancaster,
and entilted * Der IWalire Amerikaner.”
Gadrukt Olle Somshdawyg by [Eeineich and
Benj. Grimie, Its size is ouly about 12x14.
Among the advertisements are those of a
reward for a runaway servant girl, a pe-
tition to Court for a turnpike from Lan-
caster to Columbia. Also a E£herfi’s sale
Lield at George Redsecker’s hotel in Mt. Joy
township, siezed and taken into execution
as property of Christian Newcomer and con-
taining 30 acres of land in West Donegal
tawnghip,
Mr. Reem is the owner of a clock that was
made in 1700. and was brought to this coun-
try by his great great grand father, Ever-
bart Reem, who founded Reamstown, this
county. The clock keeps very correct time:
«wr
Plenty to Shoot at.
“Any good shooting on your grounds?
asked a sportsman on Saturday of a farmer
in Rapho township. “Well, T guess!” re-
plied jhe farmer, with a twinkle in his eye.
“ here’sa drive well man down in the
meadow, a cloth peddler and book agent
at the house, a candidate out in the barn,
two tramps in the stock yard and a sewing.
machine agent in sight Climb over the
fence young man; load both barrels, and
gail in Fou can bag everything that you
bring down,” —Columbia Daily News
————
Marriage Licenses.
J. Henry Brubaker, of Rapho, and Annie
B. Groff, of East Lampeter.
Cuba H. Engle, of Conoy, and Katie F.
Wolgemnth, of Mount Joy township.
Lretor N Gish of West Donegal and Lizzie
L Landis of Conoy
David W Stoner of Rapho and Agnes L
Irvin of Penn
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Squirrels Plenty.
Squirrels are reported excdedingly pient-
iful this year, our hickory nuts and chest-
nuts are scaace. This isunsual, for it is
generally the case that when the nut crop
ig prolific squirrels are also plentiful and
vice versa, The squirrel shoofing season
opened on October 15 and will closd on
T

WILLIAM WALDORF ASTOR. |
Rich New Who Has Just
Apologized Having Aban-
doned His Country,
Yorker
for
William Waldorf Astor, who has
just apologized for his self-expatria-
tion by saying that the bitter criti-
WILLIAM WALDORF ASTOR.
(American Newspapers Drove Him from
the Country, He Says.)
cism of American newspapers drove’
him from the country, became a nat-
uralized British subject in 1899, about
one year or so after it became wide
ly known that he was intending to
renounce his allegiance to the United
States. Mr. Astor was born in New
York city on March 31, 1848, the ald-
est son of John Jacob Astor. lle was
married in 1878 to Mary Dahlgren
Paul, of Philadelphia, who, throagh
her mother, was descended from the
American naval hero, Dahlgren. Mr.
Astor occupied a few public offices
under the American government. He
served as a member of the New York
legislature in 1878 and in 1881, and
he was United States minister to
[taly from 1882 to 1885. He had lived
much in England, and about ten
years ago he started the Tall Mall
Magazine and purchased the Tall
Mall Gazette. Since then he has
lived almost entirely in the British
Isles.
—>
To the Public.
Allow me to a few words in praise
Chbamberlain’s Cough Remedy. I can rec-
ommend it with the utmost confidence. If
hag done good work for me and will do the
some for others. 1 had very severe cough
and cold and feared I would get pneumonia
but after taking the second dose of this
of

medicine I felt better, three bottles of it
cured my cold and the pains in my chest
disappeared entirely. Tam most respect-
fully yours for health, ralph S. Mey
64-Thirty-seventh St., Wheeling, W.
For sale by J, S. « armany Florin.
i
Church Chrdaijcle,
Methodist Episcopal Church—Preaching
every Sunday evening at 7 p.m. by the pas-
tor and Rev, John Boehm on alternate evo-
nings. Epworth League at 6 p m. Sab-
bath School at 9 a. m., Amos Risser Super-
intendent. -Class meeting Sunday morning

at 10 a. m. Prayer =
m. Rev. Wayne Chs3
John Foehm assistant
Wre L
A rear-g
Some NMecent Odd Patents,
The summer season suggests all
ports of means of waylaying the pes-
tiferous insects of the city and coun-
try. Numerous invei:tors have applied
for patents on schemes for destroy-
ing the black, hard-shelled bugs which
congregate about the electric lights
mn cities and are a terror and some-
thing of a menace to pedestrians. One
inventor has secured government pro-
tection on an insect trap whichis liter-
ally a bughouse. This is a shell of
translucent material framed in the
shape of a small house. Some sort of
poisonous powder i§ placed in the in-
side, and the outside of the house is
smeared with an adhesive compesition.
The equipinent of the home furnishes
a vast fielll for the inventor. One of
the most interesting of the recent in-
ventions of home comforts is that of
a New Yorker who hasinvented a glass
bathtub made to set in a false bottom
which aets as a hot-water passage.—
Philadelpkia Saturday Evening Post.
An Animal Curiosity,
There ave not. very many transpar-
ent animals, but recent studies of two
larval eels which possess this pe-
culiarity, and which belong to the Na-
tional museum, seem to show that
among the possible advantages of be-
ing transparent is economy in per-
sonal decoration. In ordinary opaque
animals the color markings are sym-
metrical on the two sides of the body
but this is not the case with the trans
parent eels. Each of them, when
looked at from one side, appears to
have seven large black spots arranged
at nearly regular intervals along the
length of its body; but closer examina-
tion shows that in each case three of
the spots are on the left side and four
on the right, and irregularly spaced,
but in such a manner that, on looking
through the body, all seven appear
a symmetrical row.—Youth’s Com.
panion.
The Southern Woman'g Voice.
1 think the reason southern women
have such deliciously soft voices may
be traced to the deference of the men
Southern men look upon their women
as angels. When a southern man’s
wife or daughter begins to talk she
doesn’t have to yell for the purpose gf
attracting hig attention ar getting
him te stop his story and give her a
chance. When a southern woman:
speaks the southern man is silent and
attentive. He listens to her words as
if they were honey dropping to his
lips. This attitude of respeet upon
the part of the man for the woman,
which seems to be universal through
the south, makes the southern w oman
the gentle, sweet-volced ereature that
she is.—J. Whitcomb Riley, in an In-
terview, !
Indictment of London,
London is possibly the most incon-
venient and most untidy city of Eu-
rope. The streetg are either muddy,
: a are littered with

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if You Are So Disposed You Cannot
Bequenth Your Corpse to
the Doctors,
The supreme court of California
has decided in a contest between next
of kin on the one hand and claimants
under a will on the other for the
possession of a corpse, that a man
cannot by will dispose of that which
after his death will be his corpse,
says the Chicago Chronicle. The cus-
tody of the corpse belongs to the
next of kin in preference to the ad-
ministrator. This view is based on
the fact that the general English and
American legal authorities establish
the rule that, insthe absence of stat-
utory provisions, there is no property
in a dead body.
If this rule is correct, the sooner
statutory provisions are obtained en-
abling a man who feels that a great
benefit to humanity will accrue
through increase of medical knowl-
edge, by the continuance post mor-
tem of an investigation into his case,
or that new light may be shed upon
other scientific problems, to author-
ize by will such use of his corpse, the
better.
In a Tight Place,
“You look thoughtful
Smith,” vemarked Brown,
stretched himself on the bed,
“Yes,” sighed Smith; “I have just got
a note from the landlady.”
“What does she say?”
“She says that I must pay my back
board at once, or her daughter wili sue
me for breach of promise. I'm think
ing what 1’d better do.”—Tit-Bits.
to-night,
as he
His Pertinent Question.
“What was that?’ asked the old
Fentleman, suddenly appearing in the
doorway.
“lI guess it was a kissing bug,”
she answered, hesitatingly, while the
young man tried his best to appear
at ease.
'The old gentleman looked at them
both sharply.
“Docs the kissing bug make people
blush?” he demand:¢.—Chicaga Pest.
ES
The Ineviiable,
“Why don’t you make those
tiny children quit fighting?”
claimed the kind-hearted lady.
“Well, miss,” answered the mother
of the infants, “I done tried, but it
weren't no use. You see, I done name
one of 'em ‘Sampson’ an’ de yuthuh
‘Schley.’ And a white gemman tole
me I might as well give up. ‘Case dar
warn' no hope of ’em ever livin’ peace-
able.”—Washington Star.
two
ex-
The Roll Call,
“What's Bill a-doin® of?”
“Hoein’ cotton.”
“An’ Dick—whar’s he?”
“Splittin’ rails.”
“An’ whar’s Mandy?”
“Milkin’ the cows,
“Wall, whar's yer daddy 2d
gy

CENTS A YEAR
What Afled Him, :
Winkers—What's the matter with
your junior partner nowadays?
Minkers—In what way?
“He has become very absent-minded,
never seems to notice what is going on,
and appears to be drifting into a condi-
tion of chronic melancholia.”
“Oh, that's all right. He recently be-
came a proud and happy father, as the
papers say.” —N. Y. Weekly.
Evidence of Ignorance,
“Oh, she is the most ignoran
1 ever knew,” remarked the girl in
pink.
“Why do you say that?” asked the
girl in blue.
“Why, two foreign noblemen were
after her and the little ninny got all
mixed up and actually accepted the
one with the least important title. She
has no head at all.”—Chicago Post.
His Arrival Was Known.
“Tommy, run up and tell your sis-
ter I am here, will yon?”
“Aw, what's the use? She knows
it, cause when she see you comin’ I
heard her say: “Dear me, there comes
that empty-headed idiot again.’ '"—
Tit-Bits.
Good as Brass.
Englishman—Hov you brawss bed-
steads ?
Hotel Clerk—N-o0, the bedsteads are
made of soft wood, but you'!l find the
mattress nice and hard®=N. Y.
Weekly. aE
Good Boy! om
“Willie, I am glad to hear you say
you would like to be an angel. What
would you do if you were one?”
“I'd fly up to the top of that big
cottonwood tree in our yard an’ take
my kite out of it.”—Chicago Tribune.
Special Inducement,
Prospective Boarder—Why do you
offer to board young men for six dol-
lars less? Don’t they eat as much?
Farmer—More, but you see I have
six marriageable daughters to get off
this year.—Chicago Daily News.
Matchless,
She is a matchless beauty,
And that she can't forget.
A match to make she’s tried for years,
But all in vain, so It appears
That she is matchless yet,
—Leslie’'s Weekly.
arr
Doing His Best,
“What a nice, sensible
claimed he,
“I don't quite see why you speak ot
it in that manner,” she answered.
“I was simply doing my best te
cateh the proper phrase. I have ob-
served that whenever any garment
that makes a woman less attractive
romes into vogue it is invariably re-
ferred to as ‘semsible.” "—Washington
Star.
hat!” ex-
A Cautious Statisticlan,
“How large a permanent population
has Crimson Gulch?” inquired the
tour