VOL.1. NO. 2.
NEWS TOLD IN BRIEF,
Local Happenings as Reported by Our
Many Reporters.
El Weaver was at Lancaster on Mon-
day.
Mrs. H. E. Trout spent Tuesday at!
Lancaster.
Thomas Herzog of Lancaster, was in
town Friday. :
Many of our sportsmen were out
gunning yesterday.
Charles Menaugh, of Middletown,
was in town on Friday.
William Beamesderfer of Lancaster,
was in town on Tuesday.
Dr. Walch of New Holland; ¥as in
town Tuesday and Wednesday.
Christian Groff of Masterson’ ille,
was in the village on Wednesday.
David Landis treated his barn
coat, of whitewash on Wednesday.
Simon Menaugh lady friend
were at Bachmansville on Sunday.
to a
and
of
and daughter
Shencer Ibaugh
Downingtown, were here on Sunday.
Allen Ishler, a U. S. Marine, spent
several days in town with his parents.
Walter Rank of Lancaster, the
guest of Miss Virginia Myers on Sunday
Mys, Christian Groff of Hanoverdale
is visiting the family of E. H. Reider.
A son made its arrival in the family
of Wesley Royer in this place, last Sun-
day.
John Wittle, a Philadelphia drug.
gist, was the guest of his mother over
was
Sunday.
Revival services are in progess in all
the churches in town except Macedonia
A. ME,
Mrs. John Masterson and child of
Hackersville, were in tawn several days
ads week.
ew Market wagon for sale cheap or
exchange for pork ar beef. Apply
is office.
n't forget the sociable which will
Id at Mrs. Amelia Metzroth’'s on
py evening.
53 Ida Easton of Lancaster was the
guest of her mother Mrs. Mary Ann
Easton on Sunday.
Watches and clocks repaired prompt-
ly by Harry Peopple, Mount Joy, and
all work guaranteed.
he vigwers tq qpen a
this place to Columbia, held a meeting
town on Tuesday.
Rev J. M. Shelly of Alount Joy,
preached in the United Brethren church
on Tuesday evening.
K Wm. Shires killed a hog for Ars.
Amelia Zetzroth and also one for Ab.
Raver on Wednesday. n
rgad fram
THE SATURDAY BULLETIN
R 2, 1001.
Among the marriage licenses issued
at Harrisburg on Monday was one for
| Freeman Witmer, of Middletown, and
{ Emma Myers, of Mt. Joy.
The initial spelling bee of the season
was held at the Franklin school house
in East Donegal township, near Row-
enna, on Saturday evening.
Several desirable rooms for rent a
short distance north of town. Lady
occupant desired. Call on or address,
M. N. Stauffer, Mount Joy, Pa,
75 first-class apple trees fdr Fall
planting. Smith's Cider, York Imper-
ial and Smokehonse. Will be sold at
wholesale prices. Inquire at this office.
The Lancaster County Railroad and
Light Company has awarded the con-
tract for addition to its power plant,
which will make it the largest of the
kind in the state.
The general store of J. S. Carmany,
is undergoing vast improvements. It
is being repainted by Emlin Buller
and refloored by Jacob Snyder. The
barn is also being reroofed.
John A. Kuhns died at ‘his home in
Maunt Joyr on Wednesday. He was
ane the gldest citzens of that borough.
The funeral will be held this afternoon
at 1 o'clock from his late residence.
A, B. Eicherly made a trip to Hock-
ersville on Monday, where he adjusted
many of his patent weather strips. He
arrived there immediately after fire had
destroyed the hotel, general store* and
post office.
Jacob L. Amway of Aount Joy,
died at his home on Wednesday in his
sixty-first year death resulting fron a
complication of diseases. The funeral
will be held tomorrow with services at
the house at 9. 30. :
A spirjted digcussign took place at
Mount Joy ane day this week between
two of aur residents as tg which had
the fastest horse. ‘If wag finally de:
cided they give the harses trial from
Mount Joy to Florin and the person
arriviug there last must ‘set 'em up.”
‘as had to cough up.
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Journalistic Comment.
The Saturday BULLETIN. published at
Florin, not quite six months old, Saturday
appeared with seven columns ta the page
on account of increased advertising patron-
age. Brother Schrolt is giving the. péopleé’of
his section a newsy pant. ‘Sudtess' to’ you
—Neyw Hollgid Clarion,
The Florin BULLETIN came to hand last
week enlarged from twenty-four to twenty-
eight columns. This change the editor say
was made necessary by the increased
vertising patronage, and speaks we
the paper, which is less than a ye:
—Manheim Sentinel.
The Florin Saturday BULLETIN
ed four columns to its size and pre
improved appeirance. Tnere;
age hace od th ig

FLORIN, PENNA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBE
SCHOOL REPORTS.
The Regular Attendants of Our Variour
Township Schools.
Following is the reportof the Florin Gram
mar school for the second month ending on
October 25. Number of male pupils. enroiled
16, females 135, total 31. Average attend-
ance, boys 11, girls 14, total 25. Percentage
of attendance, boys 93, girls 93, average 94.
Paul Brandt, Walter Brandt, Darvey IK.
Geyer, arrison G. Stauffer, Mary U4, Long
enecker, Grace I, Icherly, Minnie M.Young
Stella, Anna and Gertrude S. Haldeman,
Dorthy Flowers, Ruth 8. Forney, Laura
Maitin and Lily F. Arndt were present ev-
ery day during the month, Clarence A.
Wiley, teacher,
The following is the report of the Ilorin
Primary school for the second month which
ended Oct. 25. Number of pupils envolled
male 18, female 14, total 32. Per cent, of
attendance during month 98. Per cent.
attendance to date 97. Pupils present ey-
ery day during month : Amos Bricker,
Frank Dyer, Grover Eichler, Guy !icherly,
Albert Frank, Arthur Tshler, Harry Kline,
Roy Stoll, Alvin Sides, Phares Weaver,
Willie Weaver, Oscar Young, Ada | rene-
man, Fdna Breneman, Minerva Dyer,
Esther Flowers, Mary Flowers, Mirigm
Guhl, Sadie [shler, Faunie Kline, 1 sther
Miller, katie Stauffer, Anna May Hoover
teacher,
of
Repart of the Tonegal schaol for month of
October, The following pupils haye been
present every day during the month ; Fan-
nie Brandt, Minnie Witmer, Ada Stoner,
Esther Hersh, Dora Wintermyer, lla Ston
er, Ada Hemsley, Carrie Hemsley, Elsie
Lutz, Annie Drager, Stella Brandt, Iatie
Zook, Ethel Hemsley, rlorence 8harer, Ka-
tie Hersh, Alice Nissley, Rober t Zook, Hir-
am Nissley, Walter Drager, Elmer Witmer
Harry Brandt, David Witmer, John Nissley
J. Henry Lutz, Chester Livengood and Jos.
Witmer. Whole number. of nupilg ii at-
tenddanpge duviyg the month 40. Per cent.
of attendance, females 99, males 92. John
ErD, teacher,
Fowlling is the repgrt of the Joint chaol,
for the gecand wontly ending Oct. 25th, 1901.
Yumber of pupils enrolled, girls 12, hays, 15
Percentage of attendance during month,
girls 98, bays 97, Percentage during term
till date, girls 99, boys 97. "hese in attend-
ance every day during month were: dna
Gish, Annle Kuhns, izzie Miller, dna
I nterline, * aomie Enterline, ‘una [Menry,
Sarah Henry, Gertrude Wormley, wrank
Peires, * orman * iller, Joseph Eshleman,
Levi Henry, Clement Wormley, Elmer
Zeiger, Elmer Newcomer, Morris Enterline,
J. W. Hershey, teacher,
——— A eee
A New Trespass Law.
Nl rg EE 3
The farmer will find amoung recent act of t
asscibly one that will agsure him protege:
tion from an objectionable form of trespass
that hag annoyed him for years. It provides
peng ;
i about t!
i body cat

SEASONABLE SUGGESTIONS.
The pain resulting from the sting ot!
a bee may be instantly relieved by ap-
plying a small piece of raw onion to
the affected part.
To remove sunburn wash the face at
night with either sour milk or butter-
milk and in the morning with a weak
bran tea to which a little cologne has
been added.
Persons who are troubled with
prickly heat will experience great ré-
lief if the parts affected are dusted
over three or four times a day with
common rye flour.
A glass of milk to which has been
added a raw egg beaten light, a little
sugar and grated nutmeg will relieve
the physical exhaustion so often expe-
rienced in warm weather.
Tan may be removed from the face
and hands by mixing magnesia in soft
watar to the consistency of paste,
whieh should then he spread on and
allowed to remain for a minute or two;
then wash off with castile-soap suds
and rinse in soft water,
‘No Head for Business,
“She's a dear little thing,” said the
ap-to-date young woman, patronizing.
ly, “but she had no head for business
you know.”
“Indeed?”
“Oh, not at all; ; she’s utterly lack:
ing in business forethought. Why,
what do you suppose she has been dos
ing?”
“What ?¥
“Carrying on a desperate flintgtion
with a man who actually isn't worth
suing for a breach of promise.—Chi:
cago Evening Post,
Meant What He sala,
“Oh, there goes Nell Gaddington
with her financee,” said old Mr. Grum:
pleson.
“Father!” exclaimed Gladys, who is
a graduate of Smith, “won’{ you evey
give up the hghit of butchering our
language You mean feeonsay.”
‘No, I don't mean feeonsay, nuth:
er! Ain't she goin’ to marry the
blame fool for his money ?”—Chicaga
Record-Herald. Z
A Wonderful Cate,
Casstdy—Yis, Oim all right now, dec-
ther, ’Tis the quare way ye hov 0’
curin' a man, intively.
Dr, Faykerr--Ah! You wouldn’t be
well now if you hadn't followed the
written directions as T told you.
Cassidy—TFoliered thim? Faith, Oi
thought ye said “swoller” thim, an’
that's what Oi donc!—Philadelphia
Press.
Setiled,
Willie Boerum-—Pa, why is a nauti-
cal mile longer than a statute mila?
Mr. Boerum-—W-{Vhy “ei we Hl, for
ate reason that when any-
$s a six-inch fish it al:
ways longer than an cpdinary theee.
foot rule, and when people see a six-
foot porpoise it is ever afterward a
“mammoth sea serpent.” Now
J o. 'Willie.— Da
is

SPIDER KILLS CATERPILLAR. |
Battle Royal Between Them in Which
Former Was Easily the
Victor,
An exciting battle between a spider
and a caterpillar, which lasted nearly
an hour, was witnessed by a erowd of
men and boys in West Manayunk, I'a.
one day lately. The spider won the
contest after losing two legs.
The fight occurred on a rail fence on
William Shindle’s farm. Two boys
were attracted by the combat, and
gradually the audience grew unti
there were about 50 spectators, Many
wagers were made cn the result, the
spider being the favorite. It be:
lieved that the fight was caused by the
caterpillar getting caught in the spid
er’s web,
Being wedged in the meshes of its
antag .nist’s parlor, the ecaterpilla:
was at great disadvantage and coulc
fight only from the one spot, while the
spider could slide up and down anc
attack the caterpillar from all sides
The caterpillar fought with its heac
and tail. The spider punished with its
deadly stings.
As a last resort,
phia North Amer
is

says the Philadel
¢an, the caterpillar
attempied to encirele opponent
The spider dodged right and left
Then both closed in. When they sep!
arated two of the spider's legs wepe
Then they elipched again :
and by a quick move the spider got al
the rear of the caterpillar and rolie¢
it up like a piece of earpet, i
Then the spider earvied its opponent
in trivmph to a secluded hale in the j
tepee, Later a feast was served in 1he
spider's den,
IT IS ROUGH ON FIREMEN.
its
missing.
'
Expert $haveters Alone Can Endure’
Strain Big Railway i
Engines, i
on
The Memphis road ‘is not the onl:
system that runs through this city
that is having difficulty in getting
firemen to fire the “battleships” o1
“hogs™ that the big new engines are
called, says the Fort Scott Tribune !
The “Katy” road has one of these
mankillers on the division that runs
through here. It is No. 430.
A few nights azo the engine was
assigned to amp east-bound tgp owt of
Parsons, and six firemen <- callec
before one found who coulc
take the run. Out of Sedalia, the
other day, a new man was put on for
the return trip, but he gave owt at
Appleton City. The cambined erew
however, succeeded tm getting the
{rain into Nevada. At that place, as
uy firemen were available, one of the
practical coal shovelers from the
chutes was ordered to fire the
gine, .
He didn’t know a thir
an engine, but he kne
coal... The engine
ns lepot wi
was

H0
Two New Yorkers, sitting
round table in a combination barroom
; |
and restaurant, eating hot roast beef
and drinking beer, had
sandwiches
their attention called to a sign over
the bar which read: “In God we
trust; all gthers cash.” “That sign
smacks too much of sacrilege,” sad
one, “It’s witty, perhaps, but 1
don’t like it. A sign that one sees in
many English ale houses conveys the
same hint to those who desire credit,
and yet does not drag in the sacred
name. This sign I speak of is often
acccmpanied by the picture of a
faithful watchdog lying dead on the
ground, and the legend reads:
“*0ld Trust is dead; bad pay killed
him.
“The
”
difference between the two
signs,” replied his companion, “it
seems to me, is the national differ-
‘nee between British humor and Yan-
kee wit. When I was in Europe last
vacation I often saw a sign in the
wine shops there which I never saw
anywhere else until a few days ago 1
spiel it decorating the wall of a lit-
tle Ttalian drinking shop on the
lower East side. It reads:
“To-morrow we give credit,
not to-day.!” @
“The dead beat seems to be the es-
pecial product of no particular na-
tion,” «ald the first speaker. “By the
way, Bill, can you lend me a half? 1
don’t like te hang up the house.
Never do it, indeed. Matter of prin-
ciple with me. Thank you. Return
it next time we meet, of course,”
but
SCOTLAND COMING.
thiploads of It Are Being Frequently
Dumped in New York
Harbors,
Tt is a fact that Scotland is literally
being transferrec to America. It is
being carried across the Atlantic
piecemeal; and, a'though it will take
many years to remove the whole of
Scotland, considerable portions are
being conveyed at not infrequent in-
tervals.
The Land of Cakes comes to the
United States in the character of bal-
last; and the other day as much as a
thousand tons was thus brought to
New York on the Allan line steamer
Taurentian. Nearly every week a
large quantity is shipped.
This is because of the absence of
freight. Shipowpers would much
rather leave the land of the Scots at
home, but without ballast their ves-
sels might turn turtle. While for com-
mercial purposes the soil is absolutely
worthless, it has to be paid for at
Glasgow, its removal ld at
New York ing ex:
Li nas
{
at a
CENTS A
ee ————— a
: Taught by Experience,
“We shall need,” said the officer who
was arranging for the government ex.
pedition, “food supplies for six men
and a boy.”
“Supplies for eight men,” said the
secretary, jotting it down. “What
else ?”—Chicago Tribune.
Noncommittal,
“Senator,” asked the interviewe
“do I understand you to sa
is very little money made in
“Wall —er—you might s4
the senator, “there is a gr
money made out of politics
delphia Press.
eit ————
Sad Loss,
“I've lost a rich relation.”
“I am sorry to hear that.
was it?” 2
“My girl's father. She's just
formed me she couldn’t think of ever
marrying me.”"—Philadelphia Times.
Ce ee er er
A Hopeless Case,
“Does Daisy flirt?”
“Flirt! Why, say, the other day gd
fore she discovered her mista
was waving for HV¢ minuteg
scarecrow in a field!” .
publie.
n=
Head Telephone.
Tourist—Why did you shoot those
holes through the tenderfoot’s hat?
Amber Pete—Well, stranger, he
talked so much through it I thought
I'd let a few holes for the words to
get out.—Chicago Daily News.
- Gevernment Employes,
Two federal departments disburse
almost exactly the same amount in
salaries, the treasury department and
the interior department, in Washing-
ton, $5,000,000 each. But the treasury
department has 400 more employes
than the interior department, the
average rate of compensation in the
treasury service, in which there are
many women employed, being less
than in the other.
Bengal Day.
The greatest bay on the face of dhe
earth is that of Bengal. Measured \in
» straight line from the two inclosing
geninsulas, its extent is about 420,000
square miles, or nearly double that of
Texas.
Population of Niphon,
Of large islands, Niphon, the main
{sland of Japan, has, for its size, the
heaviest population. On 42,000 square
miles, about half the area of Great
Britain, there are 27,000,000 people.
ee
Could Testify Otherwise,
“It's all a lie,” the tomcat howled,
As he quickly ran to cover,
While the missiles all around him flew,
“That the world adores a lover!”
~—Chicago Tribune.
At No Disndvantag

“We have a deaf and du
| of our Woman's club,” sai
| beigh to young Mr. Duggle