The weekly bulletin. (Florin, Penn'a.) 1901-1912, October 12, 1901, Image 1

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    Ews TOLD IN BRIEF,
POcal Happenings as Reported by (
Many Reporters
Phares Kraybill was at Marietta on
Tuesday. |
El Weaver is recovering from a spell!
of sickness.
Miss Goldie Schuttee arrived home!
on Tuesday.
Ed Stoll and wife left on Tuesday
for Pittsburg.
Albert Watson of Toledo, O., is vis-
iting in the village.
Max Nentwig is employed by Jacob
Kine at masoning.
Ffancis Masterson of Heckersville is
attending school here.
Norman Menaugh of Norristown
home with his parents.
John W. Roland of Mount Joy, was
in town on Wednesday.
Frank Widman returned to his duties
at Lancaster on Monday.
Myra Booth returned home from
Middletown on Tuesday.
is
Mrs. James Watson of Landisville,
wa¥in! town over Sunday.
John Boyer moved from Rheems to
this place on Wednesday.
Alvin Geib and family of Donegal,
were Sunday visitors to town,
Frances Nauman picked twelve bush-
els of fine apples on Tuesday.
Christian Groff and wife of Master-
sonville, were in town on Sunday,
Mrs. Fanny Hambright is spending
several days at Lancaster and Mount-
ville.
A son was born to Jacob Floyd and
wife of East Donegal township on Sun-
day.
Mrs. Henry Flowers raised the prize
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pumpkin in this section. It weighs 48
pounds.
New spring wagon for sale
will exchange for pork or bee
at this office.
es Tribe No. 349 of thi!
2 banquet at Mount Joy
ening.
last
Easton
guests
enagd and J. D.
ire on Sunday the
powers.
s and clocks repaired prompt-
irry Peopple, Mount Joy, and
guaranteed.
Kraybill is busy repairing
punt Joy, near the
d. Reider, Samuel Beck-r
n Widman jr., were at Con-
bunday.
hlker, teacher of Barne's
he guest of Miss Phoebe
Sunday.
enaugh wife and child and
bugh, a sister of Mrs. Men-
n town on Sunday.
s and wife, H. L. Stoll
k, attended the U. B.
Reading, las! Saturday.
pler and family aud
nd wife, were guests
nd family on Sunday
br, of Elizabethtown
reterinary surgeon
office, at Lancas-
eappointed
en church
ding last
enty-six
of C;
has other
®hiladelphia a
t U. B. church in
pg friends in town
y Baer discovered
pumkin in his cel-
gly placed there
.
vife were at Bell-
re the former's
deceased, a property in Maytown
,

FLOZF

1814 around the neck and weighs
nds.
S. Rhoads, of Eden township,
bree S. Rhoads, of East Done-
aal towIkhip are the administrators of
Abrahany@. Rhoads, late of East Done-
gal townWRip.
bs have been issued by Mr.
hn 8. Hauenstein, announc,
rriage of their daughter,
Phares G. Brandt, on
ctober 22 1901,
Invit
and Mrs
ing the
Katie C.,
Tuesday,
The Mognt Joy township
in the Florin
turday, was very well at-
is
teachers’
institute he Grammar
school last §
tended. THe next regular meeting
postponed on account of the district
institute which will be held at Eliza-
bethtown the first Saturday in Novem-
ber. !
——————
Mount Joy Items.
Born—To Harry Mumma and wife
last Saturday, a girl.
Clarence Shock is building an annex
to his coal and lumber yard office.
A country party was-held in A/t. Joy
Hall on Saturday evening and was very
largely attended.
The Popular Variety Company will
show in the Mount Joy Hall this eve-
ning. Admission 10 and 15 cents.
The Supervisors of Mount Joy town-
ship are doing considerable repairing to
the roads before the cold weather sets
in.
Two executions, aggregating $150,
were issued by Powder & Heisey, at-
torneys for Jacob Lutz, against A. R.
Lutz, of Mount Joy.
Post 478, G. A. R., of this place, is
making preparations to hold a camp-
fire in the park, on Saturday afternoon
and evening, October 19.
The District Convention of Rw
M. C. A., krown adv. Disgrict” No. 7,
comprising Lincaster, Leto, Ches-
J Dauphin counties, willl be held
Joy on November 8, 9 and ro.
: }
regular monthly session MNMondlay eve-
The regular routine of Kusiness
ning.
the person orpersons furnishing evidince
that will convict the party that robbed
ly. Upon motion, $50 was ordered |tQ
be paid to the Board of Health for the
purpose of exterminating the dread dis-
Real Estate Sales.
Shenk farm near Fairview school house on |
private terms. |
G. G. Lindsay, of Marietta, sold on Sat-
urday for the estate of Mrs. John Lindsay
the
Lutheran church, of that place, for $100.00
subject to certain mortgages, The proper
ty adjoins the church,
to
Jonas Minnich, auctioneer has pure
and also four dwelling houses near Bam-
fordville,
eee mses am
Collision on the Pike.
On Saturday evening two teams, one oc-
cepied by Joseph Miller and wife, of East
Donegal, and the other by Mrs. Winger and
Mrs. Engle, of Maytowwn, had a collision on
the Maytown pike, Both vehicles were up-
set and completely wrecked. Mrs. Winger
was quite badly injured and was taden to
her Lome in Maytow:a, where a physician
attended her. Mur. Miller was also pain-
fully cut about the b ead.
A
Keystone: House Sold.
Homer 8S. Apple has disposed of the Key~
stone House, of which he has been proprietor
for some years, at private sale., The pur-
chaser is Albert Ci. Dissinger, at present
proprietor of the hotel at Milton
Mount. Joy township, Mr. Appel recently
purchased the Washington House at Man-
heira and is now in possession of same.
Robbery at Elizabethtown,
Joseph H. Rider's hardware store was
robbed of five valuable guns. One of the
large plate glasses in one of tho show wrin-
guns stolen therefrom.
eee ee ee eeeenenct
Died of Diphtheria.

Mrs. Reider
me.
trees for Fal
r, York Imper-
Will be sold at
ire at this office.
inent farmer of
n that is 3
5 around the
~
|
Grove,
|
dows was broken by the thieves and the

Mount Joy Borough Councill, met in | days. Deceased had been in ill health for |
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John H. Buohl’s hardware store recet-' qucted the funeralservices.
ease diphtheria.
mails ie
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Henry Fair of Mastersonville, bought the |
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Nollowing children survive:

PENNA, SATUR
Go
More Robberies.
MarietXt again comes to the fore with a
robbery a\circumstance that, of late, has
been happe ing in that borough with un-
irequency, The victims in this
[. Hiestend & Song, their coal
ie Tuesday morning bearing
comfortable
case were B.
and Inmber offi
mute testimony Yo the thoroughness of the
work done by the\burglai
After forcing théyfront door of the office,
the thieves operate of
some sort, blowing ofgen three safes
that weve in the office Only
was secured, checks dnd valuable napers
y floor, The
the
with an explosive
small
3 in cash
being left strewn all oe? the
operations here being QA disturbed,
thieves repaired to the sHON tore of B. G
Hipple, which had been entd@gd some tithe
ago, and work wis begun on Qe safe,
After the handles had been Jrocked
the buglar alarm the frontgdoor
heard to go off by persons ving Jp door,
who notified Mr. Hipple. The latter made
an investigation and found affairs as\above
stated. The Heistand robbery was no dis-
covered until morning. The operations
ore believed tobe the work of the saline
gang that have been active in Marietta
and vicinity for several months past, but
there is no clue,
oft
on was
———— —-
Jurors Drawn.
Judge Livingston, Sheriff McMichael and
Jury Commissioners Huber and Homsher,
Tuesday drew the following jurors from
this locality :
Grand Jurors, November 18—Simon EB.
Gish, East Donegal ; Reuben N. Good, of
West Donegal.
Quarter Sessions, November
A. Ulrich and Samuel Poggs, Elizabeth-
town ; Amos Sheaffer, East Donegal ; Da-
vid G. Greider, A. E. Risser and John Mas-
terson, Mount Joy township.
18—dJ oseph
Common Pleas, November 25—I. F.
Heiner, Mount Joy township ; Paris G.
Engle and Andrew K. Stoner, Conoy ; Sam
uel Donaven, Mount Joy borough ; John
K. Witmer, Rapho ; Moaroe Sourbeer, East
Donegal.
Common Pleas, December 2 —H. G.
Stacks and Henry Evans, East Donegal ;
Henry L. Becker, Rapio ; Thos. J. Brown
and H. E. Ebersole, Mount Joy borough ;
Fred B. Smith, Coney, ;. krederick Waller,
“Marietta,
PR —— A em mn rtm.
AY B
W-TIN

DAY, OCTOBER 12,
A Inndicap,
At a fancy fair got up the othew
day on a race near Paris in
aid of a military hospital, the chief
attraction was a sort Noah's ark
handicap race. The trainers were
ladies, who had their cut out
for them in the capacity of drivers as
well, One sportswoman brought a
guinea fowl, another a cock, a third
a guinea pig. Others drove, pushed
or pulled a tortoise, a duck, a hare,
a rabbit, a sheep and a pigeon respec-
tively. The guinea pig passed the win-
ning post first, the hare, who started
scratch, having gone off on a tangent,
with its despairing mistress running
after it, while the tortoise was sure,
but too slow, and the others could
not be got to finish the course, except
the duck, which took second place.—
London Telegraph.
i
Hoyalty’s Cast-Off Raiment,
One reason why the confidential
pervants of royalty have been able to
amass comfortable fortunes in spite
of their moderate salaries is that they
receive from their employers many
gifts of old clothes and other things
which they can turn into money. The
outgrown raiment of Queen Victoria's
children used to be quickly purchased
\by discreet persons from the confiden-
pial servants, who did not offer these
Noah's Ark
conse
Oi
work
perquisites to the world at large, but
only to a select clientele. In Catholic
countries the church and its various
sisterhaods are glad to take over the
leavings of royal and imperial fam-
ilies; for splendid robes can be turned
into vestments for the Madonna or the
priests or for altar draperies.—De-
troit Free Press.
Roadside Philosophy,
Weary Wrafjsles— Funny how things
go. The people you would like to have
friendly to you turn away from you,
while those whose company is dis-
tasteful to you force themselves upon
you. x
Dusty Roads—Weary, what're yer
givin’ us? \
“Up at the farmhouse on the hill
everybody turned away from me—all
but the dog, and he showed a disposi-
tion to force his company upon me
that was positively nauseating.
Boston Transeript.
”
A Carious Beetle,
The museum beetle is as queer a



Death of Susan Weisz.
Mrs, Susan Weisz died at her home in!
Mount Joy, very unexpectedly on Saturday |
evening at 9: 40 o'clock of typhoid fever,
aged fifty-nine years six months and four |
She born in |
the past five months. was
| Mount Joy and lived there until her death. |
The funeral was held Tuesday afternoon at |
was transacted. On motion of Mr Brown 1:30 o’clock at the house and at 2 o’clock at
Couucil ordered $100 to be: given }to the Evangelical church,of which the deceased |
liad been a member for the past 35 years |
Her husband died three yearsago yesterday |
Rev. A. R. King and Dr. A, H, Long con- |
Interment was |
made in the Henry Eberle Cemetery, The |
Miss Estella,
+t home, Mrs. Harriett Shelley, of Mt. Joy. |
The following sisters and brothers also sur-
vive: Mrs. Henry Peffer, Mrs. John Mann- |
ing, Mrs. Michael Good of Mount Joy; Mrs, |
Alfred Dyer, of Manheim, and Henry Sheatter |
of Lock Haven. [
re res
Mastersonville Hotel For Sale.
Frank E. Jones, who became the owner '
aud landlord of the hotel at |
MastersonVille last April, was advised by
his family physician to retire from business
on account of ill health. He has suffered
ixchange
| severely-from several attacks and will dis-
the creamery plant south of Landisville, | possible,
\
About one o’clock on Tuesday morning |
‘hased | pose of his\botel and fixtures as soon as
Ne or
Outlook For Sportsmen Poor.
Sportsmen say that while rabbits will be
fairly plentiful} this season, squirrels and
quail will be scarce. Pheasants have been
so scarce in our county for so many years
that they don’t count any more in our
sportsmen’s suming up for the outlook
for sport,
eet frees
Revival Meetings.
Revival meetings will commence in the
be formally
dav. The church will then
the pastor in Ek evening.
A Dejth at Marrietta.
old son of John F. O’Brien, of
died after an ills of two weeks. The
funeral was held git Monday morning at 9
o’clock.
spection day on the
1. Four trains each
's, carrying the officers
er and inspected the
Thursday, was
Pennsylvania rire
containing several
of the road, passed
tracks,

Another case of diphtheria developed in| QC. H. Zeller, real es
j the borough, which resulted in death of | Joy, offers for sale
| Harry M., son of Mr. and Mrs. Sammu:l
| Funk, on Mount Joy street Mount Joy,
‘on Friday last. He was aged 15 years, ¢
months and 10 days, The funeral was held
i on Saturday.
Ee —
Granted a Divorce.
/ A new remedy for bilic
fe ale at Carmany’s store.
The Court on Monday granted Helen iDen
John Donley, on the ground of desertion,
feet ly, of Marietta, a divorce from her hush and
le.
e agent at Mount
Metzfoth property
Mumma property)
3% office, No. 53 East
| in Florin, (formerly tl
For price. ete, call at hh
De
Main street, Mount Joy Pa.
14
nsness is now on
t is called Cham-
} erlain’s Stomach and Livir Tablets. Tt
@ ves quick relief and will jrevent the at-
tack if given as soon as the [TST indication
of t he disease appears,
box: Samples free,
Florin Methodist Episcopal church on Sun- |
opened after extensive improvements. Rev. |
John Boehm will preach in the morning and !
Friday night John O’Brien, the ten-year- |
Marietta, |
! what a fine chap your father
PridP20 cents per |
fellow as the bookworm. He lives in
museums only, and eats exhibits.
furs, bric-a-brae, wood, pic-)
tures, chemicals—anything which a
museum contains is fare for the mu-
Wool,
seum beetle, and he often does gread
damage to coliections. He small
and dust colored. Care-takers know
him well, and are ever on the lookout
for him, but, despite their zeal, he
manages, somehow, to thrive and
multiply, and there is probably not a
museum in the land that is net pes-
tered with him.—Nature.
Retribution,
shouted
1S
Summary
“Behead the brass
the Chinese emperor.
The court favorite looked question-
ingly at the empress dowager.
“Certainly,” said she. “If #it will
amuse him behead the entire band.”
“But what reason shall T give 2”
“Simply call attention to its lack of
band,”
‘i : 4 |
delicacy. Aswe wereentering the For-
bidden City it played ‘The Old Home
Ain't What It Used to Be.’”—Wash-
ington Star.
Kept Tab on Police,
During a recent raid on a swindler’s
den at Brunswick, England, the police
found an album which contained not
only the portrait of every member
of the force, but accurate anthropo-
metric descriptions and records of
physical peculiarities for his identi-
fication. This the first recorded
instance of the Bertillon system be-
ing turned against the police.—New
York Sun.
He Drew the Line,
“Hold on, there!” called Charon to
the new arrival at the ferry over the
Styx. “You wait until the next trip
and I'll take you over alone.”
“Why this 2?” inquired
is
distinction?
one of the spirit passengers.
“Oh, he’s one of those fools that
rock the boat, and I didn't want to
spoil the trip for the rest of you.”—
Baltimore American.
Overheard at Saratogn.
Mrs. Newlywed—Well, papa writes
that he will indorse no mcre of your
notes under any circumstances.
Mr. Newlywed—I'm glad of it! I'm
tired of lying to my bankers about
is.—
Judge.
His Scheme,
Tige—Did you hear what Count Ded-
broke tried to do when he came over
here in search of an heiress?
Micgs—No. What was it?
| «\anted a position as tax assessor,
| so he could get inside information.”—
Baltimore American.
Easier.
“My dear, how can
| He is a millionaire.”
| “Yes: but, mamma,
{ married before.”
| «what of it? I should think you
i would rather marry a min who was
| housebroke.”—Judge.
|
|
}
you object?
he has been
Poor Paper Money.
| The paper money of the first French
| republic became more depreciated than
that of any other co ever did.
i A pair of boots cost $1,500 in paper,
d a pound of butter cost $150.—N, ¥.
ry
an
| all
1901.
BETTER THAN A FENCE.
fronblesome Monkeys Kept at a Disge eh .
pis full height.
tance by Daubing with Treacle
and Tartar Emetic,
In “A Sportswoman in India” Miss
Savory writes entertainingly of the
monkeys in the foothills of the Him-
alayas. For cool impudence and au-
dacity, she says, these hill monkeys
stand unrivaled; they slip into the
bungalows at Dalhousie and carry off
anything from the breakfast or tea
table, if the room is empty.
to house—a mother, it may be, with
two young ones clinging to her, a
loaf of bread in one hand and a
bunch of bananas in her mouth,
which she had just “sneaked” from a
dining-room.
i
“Of course, monkeys are very trou-
blesome in plantations. Few men
can shoot a monkey;
human-like and pathetic when wound-
ed.
trying to protect his sugar cane patch
covered with mails. All to no pur.
pose.
“He walked down to it one
ing and found row of monkeys
seated on the palisade. The moment
he came within reach they threw his
own sugar cane into his face, after
which they got down and strolled
away, leisurely munching.
felled the tree and caught four or
five young monkeys. The
waited near, in great consternation,
anxiously watching while their in-
fants were painted from head to foot
with treacle and tartar emetic. On
being allowed to go they rushed off
into the fond and welcoming arms,
and were instantly carried up into
the woods, and there assiduously
licked clean from top to toe by their
affectionate parents.
“The natural effects followed, and
the pitiable condition of the old mon-
keys can scarcely be imagined. That
pateh of sugar cane was never rifled !
again.”
Unlucky Day for Hubby.
“Charley, dear,” said young
Torkins, “I am going to turn
» new leaf.”
“In what connection?”
“I'm going to stop being supersti-
tious. I have always disliked to be-
zin anything on Friday.”
“Yes. It is very silly of youn.”
“Well, your arguments have
vinced me. You know that
I was talking to you about?”
Mrs.
over
con-


*Y-yves.”
‘Well, I'm going to start out and |
bh the material on Friday, just to
show I'm not afraid.”—Tit-Bits.
\
\ . :
N Citing a Comparison,
“This is a good deal like marriage,”
remarked Fogg, as he stood at the
559
steps of a street car waiting for the |
upon |
I i language.
exodus which usually happens
such occasions.
“In what way, pray?” asked Fender- |
son, who always has to have things
explained to him. oT
“Why, don't youes® 7? ~The people
who are in riyiore anxious to get
out than those Avho are out are to get
in.”"—Dost Transcript.
Not a Success,
“1 wa you,” he said, threateningly,
“to keep away from Miss Bilton. I've
been making love to her myself.”
“Have you really?” replied his rival.
“Well, she’ll be glad to have the matter
zleared up.” .
“Cleared up! What do you mean?”
“Why, she said she thought that’s !
what you'd been trying to do, but she
wasn’t sure.”’—Chicago Post.
Noblesse Oblige,
“Reg your pardon, kind lady,” began
the polite beggar, “but I'm badly in
zeed of money.”
ST <r or 3 serve help.” said ;
I wonder if you deserve help,” s i ludicrous thing to call that man in
the kind lady, suspiciously. “If I were
to give you a penny, what would you
do with it?”
“Your generosity would overwhelm
write you a note of than ks."—Tit-Bits.
The Darn->d Socks. ;
The hospital nurse leaned over the
form of the prostrate sufferer. “Your
feet are torn and bleeding,” she said;
“you must have aad a terrible jour-
ney.”
“It was my
199
wife’s fault. She insist-
ed look of anguish came
oved the face of the patient—"*on darn-
herself.”—Leslie’s
sudden
-—a
“
ing ‘those socks
Weekly.
Observing the Proprieties,
Mrs. Wilton—I don’t see much dif-
ference in your friend Barnes since he
joined the church.
Mr. Wilton—O, but there's a great
difference. When he goes fishing on
Sundays; now he goes around to the
back dpor when he comes home with
his string of fish.—Boston Transcript.
Did the Best She Could.
Louise (in surprise)—You don’t
mean to say Grace Pretty married a
millionaire old enough to be her fa-
ther? Good gracious! Why did she
do such a thing?
\ Muriel—Why, she couldn’t catch one
ald enouglr to be her grandfather.—
Dyooklyn Life.
\ Afraid of Their Lives,
Y\east—Do the robins come and pick
the \bread erambs from your lawn?
Crijmsonbeak—They used to, but
they don’t any more.
“How do you account for that?”
“My \ie makes her own bread.”—
Yonkers) Statesman.
They |
spring from tree to tree, from house ;
they are too;
We met an Englishman who was | :
played heavily and high, but she was
. . fa ro Su V2 : re .
with a great trench and a palisade | above his limit.—London Tit-Bits.
morn-!
new dress |

3 > i at all.
me, ma'am; I buy a post card and | ¢
0 ; Td : Pos : ! my husband had on deposit there,

NUMBER 22
Where He Failed,
The young man drew himself up to
“I have,” he eried, “an unsullied char-
{ acter, an ardent heart, a versatile mind
and strenuous biceps.”
The young girl yawned and seemed
interested. He was quick to push his
advantage,
“lI am the possessor of a town and
country house, a yacht, a stable of
thoroughbreds and a box at the
opera.”
She hesitated, and a slight blush be-
trayed that she was listening.
“I have got,” he continued, with a
certain fierceness, “30 servants, 40
pairs of trousers, 50 ancestors, three
automobiles, six prize bull pups and an
army commission.”
Ah! she had found her tongue at
last.
“And how many golf medals?” she
1isped.
The young man shuddered.
He felt that he had lost. He had
Regulating a Clock,
It is not, of course, possible to
seize hold of the hands of a clock and
push them backward or forward a
tenth or a twentieth part of a second,
which is about the limit of error that
is allowed at the Greenwich observa-
| tory, so another method is devised.
“Such things were not to be borne, | Jom the Pe ii a magnet is fixed.
Our friend chased a flock into a tree, | it is found that the pendulum is
going either too fast or too slow a
parents i current of electricity is switched on
“and the little magnet begins to pull
at the metal as it swings to and fro.
It only retards or accelerates the mo-
tion by an infinitesimal fraction of a
second each time, but it keeps the op-
eration up, and in a few thousand
swings the tenth or the twentieth
part of the almost invisible error is
corrected, thus making the clocks
“keep step” at the proper instant of
time.—London Daily News.
Roof-Dwellers in New York,
Perched high up in midair, atop the
lofty office buildings, are little homes
as quiet and secluded as though they
stood beside some country lane, in-
stead of directly above throbbing, hur-
rying, maddening Broadway. Several
years ago some inventive architect des
vised the plan of locating the caretak-
ers and their families on the roofs of
the buildings of which they have
charge. The plan was so satisfactory
in every respect that it has been very
generally followed. Within aun area of
a few blocks in the down-town district
dozens of families are living thus,
above the eaves of the tallest buildings
in the world. They form a quaint €xd’
interesting colony.—Ledger Monthly.
English Speaki-s in Mexico.
The constant growth of knowledge
of English here is made evident by the
new demar»d on the part of Mexican
vouth for nooks and periodicals in this
] One dealer in books and
periodicals in English says that half
his customers are Mexicans. They
have learned the language with such a
degree of thoroughness that they de-
mand English reading. How many.
people to whom English is a mother
tongue buy Spanish books and periodi-
cals? The native booksellers say they
are very few.——Mexican Herald.
Destruction of Patriotic Memorial.
Military necessity does not hesitate
to obliterate patrictic memorials. ‘A
tower built at Gravelotte as a tribute
to German soldiers who there fell gn
battle has been blown up by the
gineers because it commanded ng
works outside of Metz. A first princi-
ple of warfare is that the most pre-
cious lives and the most cherished
structures must be sacrificed if need
arise.—Youth’s Companion.
A Misnomer,
Mrs. Noozy—I think it’s the most
the bank a “teller.”
Mrs. Chumm—Why?
“Because they simply won't tell
I asked one to-day how much
and he just laughed.”—Philadelphia
Press.
Chance for Him,
“Is there no place in public life for
me?” said the chronic officeseeker;
wearily.
“Well,” replied the successful pol:
itician, thoughtfully, “I think you
would fit in all right at an inquest.”
“As the coroner?”
“No; as the subject.””—Chicago Post.
Good Enough for Him,
Uncle—I invited Jimmie to sleep
with me last night and thought the
mosquitoes would eat Jimmie and let
me alone.
Uncle’s Friend—How did it work?
“Oh, the mosquitoes let me alone,
but they made Jimmie kick me all
night.”—Chicago Record-Herald.
Their Profession.
Lady—Why are those tramps so
averse to beating carpets?
Sandy Pikes—We have another job
on hand.
Lady—What is that? >
Sandy Pikes—Beating railroads.—
Chicago News. ‘
Too Slow.
A scientist has figured it out that it
requires one-fortieth of a second to
wink. That is altogether too slow ta
shut off the small boy when he starts
to tell something that he should ne
divulge. —Omaha Bee. ’ 4
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