The weekly bulletin. (Florin, Penn'a.) 1901-1912, September 15, 1901, Image 2

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    each being
he surveying and
he on November
of Maytown.
cd for sale at a
aon mm we would advise
rson desirous of purchasing not
t, as now is the time to get good
Mr. Nissley has already dis-
the
ns.
of two lots Nos. 4 and 3, at
corner of Orange and Main streets
pert Walters for $500.
area AGP ere.
A Bad Accideut.
uel Holwager, a farmer of Mt.
wnship, who is well known here,
iously injured in Mount Joy on
sgiving morning. Mr. Holwag-
wife drove to Mount Joy and
d at the Farmers’ Inn. After
hd alighted and the horse was
hnhitched, the animal took fright
fn escaping from the boiler at
rmers’ creamery. Mr. Holwager
ted to quiet the animal when he
ocked own and trampled by
bhtened horse. The latter then
on a run and collided with a
The force of the collision threw
bse on its back. He regained
and dashed into a fence after
he was caught, being seriously
1. Mr. Holwager is confined to
Iffering from serious internal in-
pnd a badly injured shoulder.
TE
accine Company Chartered.
charter was granted last Tuesday
Pennsylvania Vaccine Company,
ewago, with a capital of $10,000
e following directo H. KX.
h, Elizabethtown ; G. A. Haas
vn ; J. F. Hamaker, Conew:
Heisey, Marietta ; W. Schauc
vago ; G. R. Heisey, Lancaster.

weecrea eecure. I have
Cac in recommeeding it — W. C.
Wockner. is the opinion of one of our
oldest and most respected residents and has
been voluntarily given in good * fiith that
others may try the remedy and be benefited
as was Mr. Wockner. This remedy is sold
at J. 8. Carmany’s Florin, Pa,
—— ro —g——
Death in East Donegal.
Mrs, Catharine Stahl died Thursday eve-
ning at the home of her daughter, Mrs.
John Shultz, in East Donegal township,
about one mile north of Maytown, Death
was caused by hearttrouble. Deceased was
seventy-two years old. She was a member
of the River Brethren church and was an
estimable woman, Her daughter with
whom she lived is the only surviving child,
The funeral was held Sunday morning,
with service at 10 o'clock at the (ross [.oads
church near town.
——eeen——
A. J. Snell wanted to attend a party, but
was afraid to do so on account of pains in
his stomach, weich he feared would grow
worse. He says, “I was telling my troubles
to a lady friend, who said: ‘Chamberlain’s
Colic, (holera and Diarrhoea Lemedy will
put you in condition for the party.’ I
bought a bottle and take pleasure in stating
that two doses cured me and enabled me to
have a good time at the party.’” Mr. Snell
is a resident of Summer Hill, N. Y. This
remedy is for sale by J, S. Carmany Ilorin
Pa.
RA
Church Chronicle.
Methodist Episcopal Church—Preaching
every Sunday evening at 7 p. m. by the pas-
tor and Rev. John Boehm on alternate eve-
nings. Epworth League at6 p m. Sab-
bath School at 9 a. m., Amos Risser Super-
intendent. Class meeting Sunday morning
at 10 a. m. Prayer-meeting Thursday 7 p.
m.- Rev. Wayne Channell pastor, Rev,
John Boehm assistant pastor.
Noone can reasonably hope for good
health unless his bowels move once each
day. When this is not attended to, dis-
ordersof the stomach arise, biliousness,
headache dyspepsia and piles soon follow,
If you wish to avoid these ailments keep
you bowels regular by taking Chamberlain's
Stomach and Liver Tablets when required.
‘i hey are so easy to take and mildand gen-
tle in effect Sold at J. 8S. Carmany’s,
Florin, Pa,
Scm— er ——y”
Lyou would have an appetite like a bear
or-your meals take Chamber-
and Liver Tablets. They
the stomach and regu-
vels. Price, 25 cents.
. Carmany’s store.

“STEERIN' HER STRAIGHT TO
DEEP WATER."
tracks down. th’ trail made af§eclear
showin’ which way it went, Yr
hard guessin’ how far along it'd got
by that time.
“Say! Those fellers was smooth-
faced, easy-lookin’ chaps, but they sure
did know how to express their feelin’s
under th’ circumstances. Their re-
marks kinder worked th’ boys up, too.
Hadn't been an excitement in camp fer
some time 'n th’ gang went rightoff on
a rampage fer want of somethin’ bet-
ter t' do, loaded up guns, filled up on
whisky 'n big talk, 'n started out like
all sin dead bewt fer a lynchin’ party.
“Bein' an officer of the law at the
time, I kep it on my mind t’ pzeserve
law 'n’ order’n recover th' lost prop-
erty. I knew dern well though ’twas
no use buckin’ against a lot of half-
crazy galoots like them when they've
got licker in em, an’ an idea in their
heads so tight you couldn’t chop it out
with an ax. So off went th’ whole
bunch; me with em. Had t’ laugh, too,
t' think of catchin’ that thing with
hosses. They hed oil enough aboard,
‘cordin’ to th’ owners t’ go 50 mile
straight. I mentioned th’ fact t’ one
of th’ boys who was a little soberer
than th’ rest.
“*That’s all right,’
’bout Goose creek?’
‘“ ‘Geel’ sez I, ‘that’s so. Can't cross
there with that. It’s been runnin’ high
this week. No goin’ ’cross country,
either on them spider wheels.’
“Pretty soon we begun t’ take th’ rise
'bout a mile this side o’ the creek. On
top of the knoll we could take a view
clean to the bank. Way down there in
the middle of the road was the ma-
chine, standing still just above where
the road dips to the ford. Somebody
was fussing round it. We knew it was
the machine count of the sun dazzles
shinin’ on th’ nickel parts. Then th’
boys let out a yell an’ hit up th’ pace
for fair. A little nearer they began to
shoot, more t’ scare th’ cuss than fer
anythin’ else. But it didn’t scare him.
He jumps in, pulls th’ levers ’n goes
down slow over th’ bank and out of
sight. Then he was safe as a gopher
in a hole fer th’ time bein’.
“Everybody pulls up just out
sez ‘how
he,
fired fer net holdin’ Pi.


Xplain how 'twas she didn’t
le or go out under water. Don’t
erstand the innards of them things |
any way. Them fellers that owned it
was sore, though. They stirred up
trouble with th’ gov'nor ’n he had me
No more un-
thankful public jobs fer me.”
And the ex-sheriffaccepted with alac-
rity another invitation to step up.—N.
Y. Sun,
FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS.
To the Banker It Meant Poverty But
Not So to the Struggling
Artist,
The banker’s wife sat at the win-
dow wondering what could have de-
tained her husband, usually so
methodical, writes Charles Battell
Loomis, in Philadelphia Saturday
Evening Post,
At last she saw him step slowly
from the car. This in itself was dis-
quieting. Why had he not come home
in a cab? What could have hap-
pened? She hastened down the stairs
to the front door and reached it just
as he did.
“Henry, what is the matter? Why
are you so late?
come in a car?”
“Oh, my darling, can you bear bad
news?” said he.
For answer she gave him her hand.
“Mary, my darling, I am ruined.
Cabs are for the rich. The failure
of Sampson & Co. has pulled me
down, and when all my debts are paid
I shall have but $500 with which to
face the world.” It was a terrible
shock, and what wonder the little
woman fainted. Only $500. Ruin!
Abject poverty! Sorrow's cup full!
The artist’s wife sat with her face
at the window of their tiny room,
. wondering what had happened to de-
tain her husband. Artist though he
was, he was generally very method-
ical in his movements.
While her fears strengthened a cab
drove up to the house, and within it
—wonder of wonders!—she descried
the form of her husband. This was
indeed disquieting. Why had he come
home in a cab? Was he ill?
lle sprang from the cab, dismissed
the driver with a gratuity and ran
with joyful face up the steps.
And why did you
A IY " geoung Roma CE
Ong walled on a maid—tried to SQ
But the girl, with a blush,
Said the Latin for *“Tush!
You horgid young thing! Let me baesar!”
—Baltimbre American.
VERY COOL-HEADED,

Left Halfback—That man Puntes,
the fullback, never lost his head in a
| game of football yet, did he?
Right Halfback (a joker)—Na, I
| think not. He's lost an ear, part of his
| nose, five teeth, but I don’t remember
| ever hearing of him losing his head.
! —Cincinnati Enquirer.
| She Made Him Work Hard,
| The Parent—I like to see a young
man exert himself.
The Daughter-—Why, papa, you just
| ought to have seen him exert him-
| self the first time he tried to kiss me!
{ —Yonkers Statesman.
Drawing Conclusions,
Blowitz—Hear about my luck? Igot
a job six weeks ago at $30 a week with
a promise of $40 after the first month
if my work was satisfactory.
Newitt—Too bad! What are you
| doing now ?—Philadelphia Press.
Another Cynule,
“Solomon says: ‘In all labor there
is profit.’ ”
“1 wonder if Solomon ever tore up
the sidewalk to get a nickel he had
| dropped through a crack ?”"—Chicago
| Record-Herald.
The Bright Mae, :
A lady was lamenting the ill-fortun
which ‘attended her affairs when a
friend, wishing to console her, bade
her look upon the bright side.
“Oh!” she sighed, ‘“‘there seems to
| be no bright side.”
“Then polish up the dark ome,” was
the quick reply.~—Golden Days.
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