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gS OF THE TIMES,
Plerp.
gan owns the coal mines—
hat is, God and he—
brgan owns the railroads
Running to the sea;
organ owns the steamships
Lying at the docks;
Others do the heavy work,
Pierp. he gets the rocks.
Morgan owns the ore mines,
Morgan owns the mills;
Things may €0 or not—it's
Just as Morgan wills.
1f Morgan bas a headache
It's bad for other men,
For Plerp. he may sit down and stop
Things from ruaning then.
Morgan sits in Wall street,
Pressing buttons there,
Giving other people
Heat and light and air—
What, oh, what, if Morgan,
Some day, by mistake,
Pressed the wrong thing—Moses!
Wouldn't something break?
—8. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald.
Helen's Picture,
his is Helen's picture—See the radiant
eyes!
hey're just the ones that make you think
of “mansions in the skies.”
For they have April sunshine—they're
violets moist with dew,
d they make you think that Heaven is
a-whispering to you!
‘his is Helen's picture—tresses bright un-
yvrolled;
Silvery lights of Springtime, with Au-
tumn's gleams of gold.
brresses fair, unrivaled by queens of all the
angs,
d-38 rubies, with only sweet come
ds!
fs Helen's plcture—tender, pure and
Bweet :
rein the lights and shadows of all
God's mornings meet.
hd all the world seems brighter, and cares
and tears depart—
woman, sweetly human, with just a
woman's heart!
=F, L. Stanton, In Atlanta Constitution.
9
Yesterday and To-Day.
t didn’t have a dollar on the market any-
where.
1 got a tip or two, but didn’t have the cash
to spare.
Shop prices went a-soaring ‘twas with
natural regret
1 remembered that I hadn't had a chance to
place a bet;
No; J. didn’t have a single dollar on the
market; which
Explains why, yesterday, I didn't rank
among the rich.
didn’t have a dollar on the market. But
. I try
feel no vain regret for chances that
went slipping by.
saw how the quotations shaped men's
hopes and dliscontents
‘As they jumped up to 1,000 and went back
to 30 cents.
didn’t have a dollar on the market either
way,
A that is why I happen not to be dead
broke to-day.
Vastipgton Star.
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\ Wall Street,
In Wail street, where the margins go,
To which the streams of money flow,
A bear was short, his credit low,
And stocks were risingvrapidly.
He loudly begged for mercy there, iin
t Wall street didn’t seem to care, A.
Tv
put on pres where, '
me C1, :
n Wall stre€t when the sun was low ~_
A bedr saw all his’ margins go, "a
And loud he murmured {n his woe—
The bulls had gored him terribly.
Aad little lambs were lying there
&eslde The: prostrate, bleeding bear,
Ail victims of that gad affuir,
Poor things, and bleating piteously.
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Yet Wall street opened up, next day,
“To shear them in the same? old way,
For fools can never learn, they say—
Therefore it goes on endlessly.
«8. E. Kiser, in Chicago Record-Herald,
The Mirrors.
1 look Into her radfant eyes—
She has a witching pair
In which a jowdus spirit lies—
nd see my {image there.
L
ays ‘tis Vanity, alas!
It is&or her—not me—
‘And that I'week a looking glass
In everything I see.
I look again into her eyes;
A curtain seems to lift apart
And gives to me, in glad surprise,
A glimpse into her heart. TE
‘And there I see, as in her eyes, “oh
My picture—joy to tell!
That now Fm vain you may surmise
i That mirror suits me well!
=George Birdseye, in Town and Country,
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A Pecuniary Study.
Ef I had a million dollars,
I would hafter put on style,
An’ show my education
In a way to make folks smile.
I'd hafter shake de cabin
Fok a dwellin’ dat’s immense,
Instid ¢’ takin’ comfort
Wif dis good ol’ 20 cents.
I'éd hafter eat qu'ah vittles,
An' go ridin’ in a hack,
An’ buy me some suspenders
Foh to decorate my back.
‘An’ I reckons you would fin’ me
De unhappiest o’ gents,
It I had a million dollars
Stid o’ dis here 2) cents.
~Wagshington Star.
Wa — y= ss yu
Constitntes the Home?
“Ii the stately mansion
With cool, inviting halls,
Nor richly furgished parlors
With decorated walls;
‘Tis net the shady bowers
. Where love delights to roam,
Nor all the wealth of Croesus
That constitutes the home.
‘Tis where the thoughtful husband
And frugal, loving wife,
May plan and work together
To live a useful life;
Where parents and their children
: Have scifishness outgrown,
And live to help each other—
That donstitutes the home.
—M. T. Lindsay, in United Presbyterian,
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Son and Rain,
tie sun and a littie rain—
1d tasks over again—again;
gnd shadow in all the skies—
lips and weeping eyes.
old lessons o'er and o'er;
be when we weep no more?
story, mystery all—
¢, and the blooms that
or the sigh and tear
a Ife, my dear?
E o'er 2nd o'er;
We weap no more?
Atlanta Constitution.
pl
Definition,
t, all steeped in wos,
bd mourns,
ant rose can hlow
RINE.
s gleefully
orns are growing he
bse.
Record-MHerald
COOKING CLASS MWXIMS
Uncooked bananas are difficult}
digestion.
To test pulled bread break it and
if cvisp to center it is done.
The thicker the piece of beef a la
mode the juicier the meat.
White fleshed fish is more easily
digested than the pink flesh class.
Meat, fish and fowl should be quick-
ly scared on the outside when cooked.
Potatoes, cucumbers, celery or let-
tuce are the best accompaniments for
fish.
I"ish for baking should not be split,
and, like meat, must go into a hot
oven.
1f you dip the hands into cold wa-
ter when making raw #ish into balls
it will not stick.
The coffee should be served
hot and with hot milk.
The plates should be properly heat-
ed and placed before the carver.
A meal should never be announced
aritil everything is in readiness.
‘The dining-room should be in per
fect order before breakfast is served
The table should always be so kept
ss to be ready for a guest with but
a moment's notice.
A cotton flannel “silence cloth” not
only makes the tablecloth look in:
finitely handsomer, but preserves the
varnished surface from stains from
hot dishes.
The butter should be kept in the
refrigerator until the last minute in
summer, but kept where it will be
soft enough to spread easily in win
ter,
ver)
Entitled to the Record.
On the floor lay the broken rems
nants of half a dozen soup plates, a
lot of china cups and saucers, a cream
pitcher, a gravy bowl, several glass
goblets, a covered dish and a for-
midable array of plates and sauce
dishes, all of which the light-running
domestic had been carrying in a huge
dishpan.
“How did you do it, Norah?” asked
the professor, whom the noise had
drawn to the kitchen.
“I tripped and fell, sor,” tearfully
answered Norah.
“Well,” he said, surveying the
wreckage, “it was what you might
call a record-smashing trip.”—Chica-
go Tribune.
Penetrating,
‘A hornet’s sting
Is a red-hot thing,
‘And gets there without fall;
It points a moral
In words not oral,
‘And, besides, adorns a tall.
—Chicago Daily News.
Wanted the Last Word,
Judge—Have you anything to say
before sentence is passed upon you?
The Female Prisoner—No, your
honor; I'll wait till afterwards. Iam
in the habit of having the last word.—
Yonkers Statesman:
An Exception,
Native—See that young man over
there? He has saved 16 persons from
drowning. He plays the flute, too.
Visitor—Oh, well, a man who has
saved 16 lives has a right to play a
flute.—N. Y. Weekly.
How Did He Find Out?
Mr. Squegee—It’s pretty difficult te
make Miss Hardy blush, isn't it?
Mrs. Squegee—John Henry, explain
this minute how you know that.—~
Town Topics.
Cause for Congratulatiom
Trixy—I forgot to invite Jach
shooting with me. I hope he didn
feel hurt.
Dick (who knows her aim)~—~No; but
he would probably have felt so if he
had gone.—Philadelphia Record.
Her Experience,
Miss Younger—Do you really believe
that opals are unlucky?
Miss Elderly—Yes. A young man
once offered me an engagement ring
with an opal in it and I refused it.—
Chicago Daily News.
What Woman Would?
“George, what is this closure that
they talk so much about?
“Don’t mention it, my dear. It's
something that you wouldn't tolerate
in the house for a single minute,”
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
THE BEST LINIMENT FOR STRAINS.
Mr. F. H. Wells, the merchant at Deer Park*
Long Island, N. Y., says: "I recommended
Chamberlain’s Pain Balm as the best liniment
for strains. I used it last winter for a severe
lameness in the side, resulting from a strain,
and was greatly pleased with the quick relies
and cure it effected.” For sale by J. S. Car
many, Florin, Pa,
E—————
A Jewel,
“I am fortunate in one thing,” said
Mr. Meekton. “My wife is one of the
most economical women in the world.”
“That is indeed fortunate.”
“Yes. I don’t like to brag, but she
is a marvel. She doesn’t let me
spend a cent of my money foolishly.”
—Washington Star.
J ——
You assume no risk when you buy Chamber
berlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoe Remedy
J. S. Carmany, Florin, Pa., will refund your
money if you are not satisfied after using it,
It is everywhere admitted to be the most suc-
cessful remedy in use for bowel complaints
and the only one that never fails, Itis pleas-
ant, safe and reliable. .
BR —————
Extra Inducements,
“What is the price of these gloves?”
“Two dollars.”
“You had some last week just like
them that you were selling for $1.99.”
“Same glove, ma’am. That was a
special sale.”—Chicago Tribune.
When you want a modern, up-to-dete physic
try Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver Tablets
They are easy to take and pleasant in effect
Price, 25 cents. Samples free at Carmany's
Store, Florin, Penna, |
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Phas disting-
anizing a new club, It
le and is composed of
b are prohibited to gos-
he forgetful members
lace by all means should
organization,
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are
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HEARTBURN.
When the quantity of food taken is too large
or the quality too rich, heartburn is likely to
ollow, and especially so if the digestion has
been weakened by constipation. Eat slowly
and not too freely of easily digested food. Mas
ticate the food thoroughly. Let six hours
elapse between meals and when you feel a full-
ness and weight in the region of the stomach
after eating, indicating that you have eaten
too much, take one of Chamberlain's Stomach
and Liver Tablets and the heartburn may be
avoided. For sale by J. S. Carmany, Florin,
At AI ——————
The Reason Why.
If the BULLETIN is brought to your resi
dence and you are not a subscriber itdenotes
that you should be one. As the subscription
price is only fifty cents a year, no home in
the community should be without this wide-
awake weekly informant. We will use our
utmost efforts in making this paper a good
one, heralding all the news of the town and
community, as well as brief correspondence
from our neighboring villages and bor-
oughs. Do not delay but subscribe at once.
Trial subscriptions, six months, 25 cents in
advance. Sample copies free.
oe ciiteisceieiiamin
“The way to gain a good reputation is to en-
deavor to be what you desire to appear.” That
is precisely the manner in which Chamber-
lain’s Cough Remedy has gained its reputation
as a cure for coughs, colds, croup and whoop-
ing cough. Every bottle that has ever been
put out by the manufacturers has been fully
up to the high standard of excellence claimed
MONUMENTS, TOMBSTONES, MARKERS, &c.
Rear Star and News Printing Office
MOUNT JOY, PENNA.
SAA, AAAN
ARAAAAAA AAA
New and Only
Tin Works In Florin !
Competing in price with anyone in
the county for workmanship and the
quality of goods
Roofing, Spouting, Sheeting, &c.
Orders Taken For
ALL Kips oF PTOVES
Contracts Taken For
Hot Air Furnaces, Steam Pip-
ing, &ec., &c.
Painting and Repairing Roofs
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r. Fr. STOLLER
FLORIN, PA.
VAY WAY WW YAY wt vA WY
Svwvvry
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for it. People have found that it can always
be depended upen for the relief and cure of
to take. For sale by J. S. Caamany, Florin.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD
IN EFFECT MAY 26, 1901
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Going East From Florin
Lancaster Accomodation
Seashore Express
Lancaster Accommodation
Laucaster Accommodation
Philadelphia Mail .
(Sunday) Philadelphia Mail
Going West From Florin
Paoli Accommodation
Mail . . . .
Lancaster Accommodation
Lancaster Accommodation
Harrisburg Express
(Sunday) Way Passenger
700 a
10 17 ¢
410
610
737
700¢
Going Ea
333
st From Mount Joy
Lancaster as . .
Seashore
Lane
(Sunday) Ma,
(Sunday) Ph
Way Passenger
Mail .
Niagara Express .
Lancaster Accommodation
Lancaster Accommodation
Harrisburg Express .
(Sunday) Way Passenger .
(Sunday) Niagara Express
(Sunday) Fast Line
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A New Repair Shop?
I desire ty inform the public that I have open
ed a Shoe Repair Shop in the basement of
David H. Engle’s Eurniture Warerooms
West Main St., Mount Joy
wh ere I am prepared to do cobbling of every
description at reasonable rates
Men's Shoes Half Soled and Heeled for 65¢
Sewed on for 75 cents
Ladies’ Shoes Half Soled and Heeled for 45¢
Sewed on for 55 cents
Girls’ and Boys’ Shoes According to Size
A Trial Job Solicited
Harry Sheaffer
Rob Douglas, M D's Washington D C
MacGNETIC RELIEF
or the One Minute Cure For Pain
A powerful irritant and « Golden Remedy for the
Headache, Toothache and Neuralgia, Sore Gums,
Sore Throats Head Colds, Catarrh, Weak and Sore
Eyes, with dimness of Vision, Cramp, Wind or
Dyspepsia, Colic, Ete Bunions and Coft Corns re-
lieved at once, PRICE, TEN CENTS
<> a
J. D. Easton, Sole Prop. & Mfr., Florin, Pa,
Public Sale!
Saturday, July 27th
At the Greenawalt House, Elizabet htown
Car Load Extra Fine Young
Ranging in age from 8 to 6 Years
D. EX. Bloush
ISAAC R. HERR
Attorney---at--Law
Elizabethtown, Penna.
In Mount Joy Office every Tuesday from
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these ailments and that it is pleasant and safe |
New Summer Resort
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Adjoining Wild Cat Falls, Large, new three-storied
building, with ten mosquito and fly-proof sleeping
apartments. Spacious Dancing Hall, fly-proof din-
ing room, and wide, double piazza overlooking the
| Susquehanna. Romantic Glen, quiet walks and boat
ing in the moonlight. Elegant cuisine. American
and European Plan, Fishing, boating and outing
parties made comfortable. Steamer from Marietta
Station, For datesand terms, address or telephone,
A. BSB. Frn.ownRrs,
CARE WILD CAT BOAT. MARIETTA, PA.
duates
457 Instructed and 191 Gra
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PENNSYLVANIA
JESS AXD SHORTHAND
COLLEGE.
5 E. King St., Lancaster, Pa.
structed in all sessions and departments during
ear endjng June, 1901, (including the previous
| April and M:3%;- 2:87, Inthe above period LOL
have finished courses, Many of the most cultured
| persons have enrolled, This is a great lesson to
| young men and women as it showsthe high grade of
| the work done. If it pays persons in middle age how
{ much more valuable it must be to the young.
i The school has the aid of two of the most powerful
| agencies of the conntry for locating young men and
| young women, free of charge to the student, Abso-
lute guarantee of employment when qualified.
As the school is in continuous session and the in-
struction individual, new students have enrolled each
week without a single exception for more than a year
—practically several years. Discount to those who
begin now and continue during the summer.
Ba=Send for journal giving full information,
J. M. WADE, Principal and Owner
Instruction by Mail or at the College
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE
Estate of Barbara Hershey, deceased, late of Mount
Joy Township, Lancaster County Pa.
Letters of administration on said estate having
been granted the undersigned, all persons indebted
thereto are requested to make immediate payment,
and those having claims or demands against the same
will present them without delay for settlement to
the undersigned residing in Florin, Lanc. Co., Ia,
W. U. HENSEL, B. FRANK EBY,
Attorney. Administrator,
FOR SALET
Three Acres and Fourteen Perches Gravel Land
in a good state of cultivation and fences in good re-
pair The land is situated on the road leading from
Florin to the Mount Joy Cemetery, a short distance
west of the latter For particulars call on or address
HARRY MUSSELMAN,
Florin, Penna
FOR THE BEST SCREENED
FAMILY . COAL
GO TO
T. N. Hostetter,
FLORIN, PA.
I Also Handle All Kinds of
Grain and Mill Feed
Highest Cash Prices Paid For
All Kinds Grain
“THE BEST IS ALWAYS THE CHEAPEST”
J. S. Carmany,
DEALER IN
Dry Goods, Groceries, Notions, |
Boots, Shoes, Rupbers,
Hardware, Ete.
There is no necessity for going out of
town when you can buy just as cheap
and oftimes cheaper at home.
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Leading Store.
o'clock a. mu te four o'clock p. mm.
FLORIN, PENNA.
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needed for
and often jugt the additional co
Four Extra Good
Lot I—Regular L.{
Lot 2—Regular 1,
Lot 3--Extra Heavy Sprea
Lot 4--Lullaby Cr
Yours For Busing
HOWARD
MOUNT JOY
HELILO!!
Do You Want a New
Jenny Lind
Surrey Buggy |
Road or o
Spring Wagon ZN
or any kind of a Light Conveyance ?
Proprs
Young Bros. 74: Stand
FrLORIN,
They make a specialty of Fine Up-To-Date Jenny Lind
vehicle at our own works If you don’ t want to buy a
old one rebult, go to the same place Young Brothers
new and they will do it for a reasonable compensation
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This Space is
D. H. ET
Undertaker, Furni
Mount Joy, EF
ALOT SUM
From all the Leading Makers real
Full Line Caps for Men
HL. BOAS
144 NORTH QUEEN STREA
Vehicles, Carriages, B
For Milkmen, Bakers, Merchants, constructed ip, o
enced and under the direc
the work speak for its worth, it guarantd
capable mechanics
MARIETTA
The same care exer
out inquiry are sel satisfe
don’t
WW. C. EXO
Proprietor of the Marietta Carrid
whom work has been
Guaranteed For
PRICE IS RIGHT SO ARE THE TERMS.
KIRK JOHNSO]
st King Street, Lan