VANIA NEWS.
s (leaped From
Pver the State.
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WIFE; KILLED HIMSELF.
Jealousy, Solemon Haas, of Wil
smmitted a Double Crime--Ma-
y Girl Fell Out of Bed, Fractured
and Died--Husband Saved His Wife
Halted an Officer--Other News.
lvanians received the follow-
1on§ during the week: Woot
McKees Rocks, $8; James F.
, Independence, $6; Daniel
urtle Creek, $6; Henry P.
Allegheny, $6; Franklin Ford,
g, $10; George Yocum, Lewis-
pS; Perry Berndt, Sipresville,
gniel I. Colman, Dayton, $10;
on Brubaker, Mercersburg, $8;
D. Brubaker, Mifflinburg, $3;
A. May, Sheridanville, $8; A.
ly, Washington, $8; John Eushen-
ona, $12; Ira A. Easton, Cou-
prt, $24; Wm. Anderson, Erie, $5;
Cowland, Philipsburg, $6; Benja-
K. Taylor, Altoona, $8; David
tevenson, Smethport, $6; Jacob
Manorville, $6; Samuel J. Ream,
own, $14; Andrew R. Mark,
g, $10; John Sample, West
$17; Alexander Davenport, Mt.
t, $10; Michael Kline, Leetonia,
bhn W. Means, Towanda, $10;
. Gardner, Bellwood, $12; Lewis
Powell, Mt. Union, $3: James M.
y, Blacklick Station, $12; Cecilia
eg, Johnsonburg, $8; Sophia Bond,
gheny, $8; Elizabeth Staude, Piits-
2, $8; Ann Morley, Coshocton, $8;
ry T. Garrison, West Alexander, $8;
zabeth Wrisenberger, Pittsburg, $8;
ices E. Matthews, Erie, $8.
ile the voung wife of Solomon
Ras was bending over a wash tub in
r home at Wilburton. a mining ham-
near Shamokin, her husband, insane
jeauousy and drink, crept up be-
d her and without saying a word
med a revolver against her back
nd fired. The bullet crashed through
er spinal column and lndged in her
stomach, causing a fatal wound. She
screamed for heip and he immediately
shot himself near the heart. Haas told
his wife he would retire to his room
and die. With difficulty lie reached his
sleeping apartment, but hearing Mrs.
Haas keeping up a constant cry for aid
he suspected he had not shot her fa-
ally. He revisited her and was about
o bow out her brains when neighbors
ppeared. Haas pointed his weapon at
dem and retreated to his room, where
fore any one could reach him he sent
0 bullets through his heart and fell
the floor a corpse. Doctors soon
ived and said there was no hope for
Haas’ recovery.
gent J. N. Kidney, of the Humane
ty, wadedwaist deep into the waters
Allegheny river near Aspinwali
La revolver at Harry Tarr, who
g before him. At the same
ks aunt from the deck. of a
evolver at Agent’ Kid-
to shoot get her
Mney g back
timp
anted
orse.
by the State
artment to thes poratione: Ha
ood Bank, PittsNgF'g; capital. $:0,-
Oakland Bank, Piitsburg; cani al.
p,000. Rosengarten & Sons, incor-
rated for the manufacture of chemi-
s, Philadelphia; capital, $27,500. The
nnellsgille Improvement Company,
nnelP®ille; capital, $40,000. Citizens’
e and Trust Company, Uniontown:
hital, $15,000.
Lightning struck the home of Henry
hwalm, at Hometown, and burned it
the ground, together with its con-
hts. The bolt rendered Mr. Schwalm
d his wife unconscious, but the for-
r regained his senses just in the nick
time. He carried his wife's uncon-
ious form into the vard just a few
inutes befforc the bnilding collapse!
. Schwalfn’s loss is $2500.
Lagdis M. Kendie, ihe 10-year-old
fon of Benjamin Kendig, of Manor
Fownship, died at St. Joseph's Hospital
rom lockjaw. The boy was seizing off
reworks from a tree on the Fourth,
‘hen he fell to the ground, cutting him-
elf badly and breaking an arm. Pow-
fer got into his wounds and teianus de-
eloped.
General Superintendent J. ¥M. Wallis
bnnounced that the request of the
reight engineers of the Pittsburg di-
vision of the Pennsylvania Railroad for
nereased wages has been granted. The
aise applies only to engineers on the
arge locomotives. The wages are tais-
d from $3.50 to $3.76 ior a low rate day
bind from $4.10 to $4.35 for a high rate
Hay.
Farmers in Jersey Shore are com-
blaining of a peculiar black worm
hich has made its appearance in great
humbers and which is almost entirely
destroying the potato crop. Paris
green and various exter:minators fail to
have the slightest effect on the worms.
Agnes O'Conner, aged 17, is dead at
per home in Mahanoy City, as a result
of falling out of bed. The girl ate a con-
siderable quantity of ice cream, which
brought on an attack of vertigo. During
the spell she fell out of bed and fractured
“er skull. Death followed.
A southbound passenger (ruin on the
Jew York Central Railroad collided
with the caboose of a freight train at
Ramsey's on the Fall Brook district.
passengers were hurled from their seats.
escaped serious injury. The engine
A caboose were wrecked.
o unsuccessful attempts were made
rn the Maloney Hotzl at Westport
t discovery cf the flames saved the
g from destruction.
Fhef Duncannon lron Company has
ptifiefl the puddlers that commencing
is week the price of puddle kar would
advanced from $3.50 to $3.75 per ton
RDandonin
arters were
It costs boys who jump the fence to
the baseball games on Wayne Field
West Chester the sum of $7.82 for
| and every jump, this fine being fixed
istrate in a hearing in which
priggs was the defendant.
a playing in the boiler house of
YINE fshment of her grand-
r. in Allentown, a 4-year-old daugh-
' Fred Kaeppel turned on a valve
poiler and was terribly scalded
he body and legsy
"the r4-year-cld¥son of Prof.
State College, accidentally shot
in the arm while playing with
y musket, fis arn be
la ma
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COMMERCIAL gEVIEW.
General Trade Conditions.
New York (Special).—R. G. Dun &
Co.'s weekly review of trade says:
General business continues its even
course with all the leading industries
well employed and with confidence ex-
pressed on every hand. Bountiful crops
of wheat seem assured and the damage
to corn, while considerable in some di-
rections, does not promise to be sui-
ficiently general or serious to at all im-
pede the progress of the country. Labor
troubles are in process of settlement and
speculators have been responsible for
most of the unrest which has been re-
flected in the markets.
Textile lines have settled in a steady
position that promises more lasting
prosperity than if prices had been forced
higher or sensational activity had fol-
lowed the altered attitude of buyers.
Grain crops this season are occasion-
ing much uneasiness among speculators
owing to the extremely {smplicated sit-
uation. Owing to latest official and un-
official prognostications there is reason
to anticipate the heaviest wheat yield
ever harvested, and making the custom-
ary allowances for domestic consump-
tion, even with the small supplies on
hand when the year opened, there ap-
pears available for export about 50 per
cent. more than went abroad in the year
of greatest shipments. Yet prices are
far above the low record and vigorous
rallies follow each decline. Extensive
needs abroad continue, the movement
from Atlantic ports for the week
amounting to 3,208,034 bushels, against
2,108,443 a year ago, and Western re-
ceipts were 4,579,378 bushels, against z,-
618,677 last year. Corn exhibited re-
markable strength, drought and heat
since July 1 giving reason to expect less
than the official report, which indicated
more than two billion bushels. This
cereal is now at an exceptionally high
point and estimates of 200,000,000 bush-
els for export are too high, as foreign-
ers will not buy freely at the enhanced
value.
Failures for the week numbered 208 in
the United States, against 196 last year.
LATEST QUOTATIONS.
Flour.—Best Patent, $4.4524.90; High
Grade Extra, $3.95a4.40; Minnesota
bakers, $2.80a3.00.
Wheat.—New York, No. 2 red, 72a
75c; Philadelphia, No. 2 red, 68J5a6gc;
Baltimore, 65%4a69%4c.
Corn.—New York, No. 2, 53a54Vc:
Philadelphia, No. 2, 3r1asi’c; Balti-
more, No. 2, 51a52c.
Oats.—New York, No. 2, 36a36V:c:
Philadelphia, No. 2 white, 37%4a38¢c; Bal-
timore, No. 2 white, 335a35%c.
Rye.—New York, No. 2, 57¢; Phila-
delphia, No. 2, 58¢c; Baltimore, No. 2,
oc.
S Hay.—No. 1 timothy, $15.00a15 50;
No. 2 timothy, $14.00a14.50; No. 3 tim-
othy, $12.50a13.00.
Green Fruits and Vegetables.—Ap-
ples, early June, per bbl, choice, $1 50a
2.00; do small, 75ca$1.25. Beets, native,
per bunch, 1%azc. Blackberries, Eastern
Shore, per quart, Rochelle, 4a5c; do Wil-
sons, 4a6c. Cabbage, native, per 100
Wakefield, $3.50a4.00. Cantaloupes, G
per crate, $1.00a1.50; do, North Cag
na, per crate, 75ca$1.25. Carrots, n
per bunch, 1%5azc. Corn, per do
1oc. Cucumbers, Anne Arundel,
peach basket, 3sasoc. Currants, New
York, per 8-lb basket, 25a3oc. Egg-
plants, Florida, per crate, $1.7532.00.
Lettuce, native, per bushel box, 20a25c.
Onions, new, per half barrel basket, 65
ayoc. Peaches, Florida, per 6-basket car-
rier, $1.50a2.25. Plums, Florida, per car-
rier, $1.00a1.50. Raspberries, red, per
pint, 3%asc. String beans, per bus,
green, 30a4oc; do, per bus, wax, 35a4oc.
Squash, per basket, 20a2sc. Tomatoes,
Florida, per 6-basket carrier, fancy, $1.75
a2.25. Watermelons, Florida and Geor-
gia, per 100, $15.00a20.00.
Potatoes.—New Norfolk, per bbl, No.
1, $2.25a2.50; do, York River, per bbl,
No.1, $2.25a2.50; do, Rappahannock, per
bbl, $2.00a2.25; do, Eastern Shore Md.,
per bbl, $2.00a2.25; do, Virginia per bbl,
$2.00a2.25.
Provisions.—Bulk shoulders, 8%c; do
short ribs, 9%c; do clear sides, 934c; ba-
con rib sides, 10%c; do clear sides,
10%c; bacon shoulders, 9%4c; fat backs,
8Vc; sugar cured breasts, 12%c; sugar
cured shoulders, 9%c; hams, small,
13%c; large, 13c; smoked, skinned hams,
13c; picnic hams, 9%. Lard, best re-
fined, pure, in tierces, 9¥c; in tubs, 934c
per 1b. Mess pork, per bbl, $16.00.
Hides.—Heavy steers, association and
salters, late kill, 60 lbs and up, close se-
lection, 10%ar1134c; cows and light steers
ag¥4c.
9 Phe Poultry.—Hens, 11arrlc; old
roosters, each, 25a3oc; spring chickens,
13argc. Ducks, 7a8%c; spring ducks, 9
ar3c.
Rv. Western Md. and Pa, per
doz., 13%ai14c; Eastern Shore Md. and
Va., do, 13c; Virginia, 13c; Western and
West Virginia do, 13c; Southern 12a
12¥%c; guinea, 7C.
Dairy Products.—Butter—Elgin, 21c;
choice Western rolls, 14arsc; fair to
good, 13a14c; half pound creamery, Md,
Va. and Pa, 21azz2c; do, rolls, 2-1b, do,
20¢.
Cheese.—New cheese, large, 60 Ibs,
g¥4aroc; do, flats, 37 Ibs, 97ga10l%; pic-
nics, 23 Ibs, 10%4a10%c.
Live Stock.
Chicago.—Good to prime steers, $5.10
26.20; poor to medium, $3.90a5.00; cows,
$2.45a4.50; heifers, $2.50a4.00. Hogs—
top, $6.30; mixed and butchers, $5.85a
6.25; bulk of sales, $6.00a6.15. Sheep—
roc higher; lambs 15¢ to 25c higher;
Colorado shorn lambs up to $5.35;
spring lambs up to $6.00; good to choice
wethers $3.60 24.40; Western sheep $3.60
a4.40; yearlings, $4.2534.60; Western
lambs, $3.50a5.35.
East Liberty, Pa.—Cattle, $5.85a6.00;
prime, $5.50a5.70. Hogs steady; prime
heavies, $6.20a6.25; skips, $5.00a6.00;
roughs, $4.25a5.75. Sheep higher; best
wethers, $4.10a4.70; culls and common,
$1.50a2.50; yearlings, $2.50a4.50; veal
calves, $7.00a7.50.
LABOR AND INDUSTRY
Pasteboard armor is talked of.
Madagascar is importing Chinese.
Chicago has a servant girls’ union.
Belfast is Ireland’s richest and most
opulous city. .
P The law forbids the Christian Scien-)
tists to practice in Missouri for pay. {
St. Louis freight handlers’ wages have)
been advanced 15 cents per day. {
A recent rain in Southern California
increased the Lompoc Valley mustard
crop from three sacks an acre to thirty
sacks.
Last Visit to Circus.
Talk had turned upon the old-time
circus. The man with the gray hairs in
his beard and whose front teeth were
unmistakably false, had only smiled at
some of the other stories.
“That reminds me,” he said finally,
“how I once paid $36 and lay in bed
for three days, living on liquid diet, in
order to see about half of three cheap
acts in one of those old one-ring cir-
cuses.
"I was a big, overgrown boy at the
time. I lived in a small town twelve
miles off a railroad, and when a small
circus billed the town and finally put up
its tent and side show on the vacant
lots next to our house, I didn’t like to
dig up the price. Especially I didn’t
like it when I noticed that the shed roof
of our coal-house slanted upward to-
ward the open space just under the edge
of the canvas roof of the main tent.
“So, while the ticket agent was busy,
I sprawled out on the sloping roof, face
down, with my head just over the edge
of the coal shed, looking over the heads
of the spectators inside the tent and
into the tinsel glories of the ring.
“And. incidentally, I was exactly in
that position when a circus roustabout
saw me and lifted me off the roof with a
hunk of coal that knocked out six as
good teeth as ever a man stuck into a
Ben Davis apple.
“And I've never
since.”
been to a circus
Ten Men Naturalized,
Ten men were naturalized by County
Judge Aspinall, in Brooklyn, N.Y.
but six others who wished to become
citizens failed to pass a searching ex-
amination. One of these was Argosti
Pelletrino, an Eastern District barber.
He correctly told the names of the
President, Vice-President, but said that
Van Wyck was the Govenror of this
State.
“How long has he been Governor?”
asked the judge.
“Eight years,” was the quick but as-
tonishing reply.
“How was he elected?”
“Elected all right,” said the candidate.
“Yes, of course, he was elected all
right,” exclaimed the judge, “but you
are rejected, all the same.”
Another failed to pass because he was
able to give the names of only two of
the States: another for saying that he
lived in “the State of Broadway,” and
still another because he declared that
Congress made the laws of New York
State.
All the latter candidates were told to
go home and study their lessons.
A Discoverer,
Bobby burst into the house in a state
of high excitement. His hands and
clothing were smeared with a liberal
amount of some sticky substance, and
his fage wore a glcw of triumphant sat-
isfaction.
“I say, mamma, those new people
across the way don’t know much!” he
xclzimed. “They've got a sign on
heir front door that says ‘Wet Paint.” ”
“And you are covered with it! You
ouglt to be ashamed of yourself!” said
his mother severely. “That sign was
put up to warn people to keep away
fron it.”
‘Yes, mamma,” persisted Bobby,
th the enthusiasm of a richly reward-
1 scientific investigator, “but it wasn't
aint, and I know it. It was varnish.”
Eating.
It was only when the savages fell to
wrangling among themselves, some be-
ing for mayonnaise and others for a
curry, that the missionary was warned
ot the fate that awaited him.
“What!” he cried, in the utmost
alarm; “certainly you do not propose
eating me off my own table?”
The simple folk shrugged their shoul-
ders.
“We are no donation party,” protest-
ed they, “that we should eat you out of
house and home.”
Yankeo Cheek.
An American visitor to this country,
annoyed at being pressed for settlement
of a bill by the landlord of the hotel at
which he was staying, threatened to
leave.
“You don't stir from this hotel until
you have paid up.” protested the man-
ager.
“Just put that in writing, and I'll stay
here for the remainder of my days,” was
the retort.
At the Picnic.
“Bertie, what makes these strawber-
ries taste so queer?”
“I don’t know, mamma, but I'm won-
dering who put the bottle of olives into
the basket wrong side up. The juice
has all run out.”
Each package of Pur~xam Faperess Dyr
colors more goods than any other dye and
colors them better too. Sold by all druggists.
A new French steamship line is to be
Sotablished between Dominion and French
orts.
Myrrh, which comes from Arabia and
Persia, was used as medicine in the time
of Solomon.
Best For the Bowels.
No matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. CASOARETS help nature,
cure you without a gripe or pain, produce
easy natural movements, cost vou just 10
oents to start getting your health back. Cas-
carers Candy Cathartic, the genuine, put up
in metal boxes, every tablet has ee. C.
stamped on it. Beware of imitations.
The frog is a kicker, but the fish gets
along swimmingly.
FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous-
nese after first day’s use of Dr. Kline's Great
Nerve Restorer. $2 trial bottle and treatise fran
Dr... H, Xrrve, Lid., t31 Arch St., Phila. Pa
The self-made man never thinks of
apologizing for himself.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften the gums, reduces inflamma-
tion, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25¢ a bottle
It is easy to fall into a fortume without
hurting vourself. ron iE
Iamesure Fiso’s Cure for Consumption saved
my life thures years ago.—Mgrs. Tuomas Ros-
s1xs, Maple St., Norwich, N.Y., Feb. 17, 1900.
It is easier to pay compliments than to
pay, debts.
(Albert Burch, West Toledo, Ohio, says:
(“Hall’s Catarrh Cure saved my life.” Write
‘nim for particulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
' An uncertain temper is better than one
that is eertainly bad.
— LN
H. H. GReEX’s Bons, of Atlanta, Ga., ars
the only successful Dropsy Specialists in the
world. See their liberal offer in advertisement
in another column of this paper.
It takes a pointed remark to get into
some heads. :
Laundering Thin Dresses.
To launder the exquisite creations of mns-
ling and Jace in which this season abounds has
become quite a problem, yet the most delicate
materials will not be injured if washed with
Ivory Soap and dried in the shade. But little
starch nead be used. —Ex1zA R. PARKER.
The present year will see the starting
of at least three expeditions, representing
three different nations, in an attempt to
solve some of the mysteries of the South
Polar regions. One will sail from Ger-
many, another from England, and a third
from Sweden. The Swedish expedition is
the latest to be organized, but it has been
undertaken with enthusiasm, and Kin Os-
car will personally give it financial aid.
Of 2000 pigeons set free at Spandau, the
majority reached Hamburg, a distance of
160 miles, in three hours.
Some people act like fools and other
people don’t have to act.
Ladies Can Wear Shoes
One size smaller after using Allen’s Foot-
Ease, a powder for the feet. It makes tight
or new shoes easy, Cures swollen, hot, sweat-
ing, aching ce’. ingrowing nails, corns and
bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores,
25¢. Trial package FREE by mail, Address
A’lan 8. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
Speaking of women who cry, the Eskimo
women fairly live on blubber.
Nature Needs
A-aistance only, Many of the cases of gerious
1linese could be checked at once with a dose
of Crab Orchard Water, taken in time.
reatest confi-
east in other
as the
The man who
as the
dence in himself
people.
See advt. of SMITADEAL’S BUSINESS COLLEGE
Time flies, but the bandmaster can beat
it.
Reducing the Demand.
“I see that the King has turned wine
merchant, deah boy. He's sold off
such a dweadfully large quantity of bot-
tles.”
“IT wondah why he doesn’t need the
stuff, old chappie?”
“I suppose it's because he’s let so
many of his chaplains go, don’t you
know.”
‘“ About a year ago my hair was
coming out very fast, so I bought
a bottle of Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It
stopped the falling and made my
hair grow very rapidly, until now it
is 45 inches in length.’”— Mrs. A.
Boydston, Atchison, Kans.
There’s another hunger
than that of the stomach.
Hair hunger, for instance.
Hungry hair needs food,
needs hair vigor—Ayer’s.
This is why we say that
Ayer’s Hair Vigor always
restores color, and makes
the hair grow long and
heavy. $1.00 a bottle. All druggists.
If your draggiss cannot supply you,
send us one dollar and we will express
you a bottle, Be sure »nd give the name
of your nearest express office. Address.
J.C.AYER CO., Lowell, Mass.
Dizzy ?
Then your liver isn’t acting
well. You suffer from bilious-
ness, constipation. Avyer’s
Pills act directly on the liver.
For 60 years they have been
the Standard Family Pill.
Small doses cure. anaraggists.
Want your monstache or beard a beautiful
brown or rich black? Then use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Whiskers
A Real Funny Story.
Old Tim Linkins, the barber of Wabash Ave-
nue, Chicago, is a great student of proverbial
philosophy, and he sometimes entertains his
customers, in the interval of a ‘‘gcrape’” or
‘“ hairout,” by his Apt applications of the well-
known proverbs of the past to the conditions
or requirements of the present. His regular
customers know his strong point, and many a
man who apparently goes in for a shave, is
really in search of a rest in a cosy chair, and
has a desire to hear “Tim” hold forth pro-
verbially. One day last week a stranger came
in for a shave, and as he stretched himself
wearily in the chair, Tim prepared to lather
him. The man incidently remarked that he
had intended coming in earlier in the day but
had been prevented. “Well, it’s better late
than never,” said Tim, smilingly. ‘Not al-
ways,” replied the stranger, slowly. ‘How
about loging your pocketbook ? I never lost
one until yesterday —never did, but I would
sooner have kept it. Now, why was it better
for me to loge it late than not at all?’ Tim
acknowledged that he was wrong and the man
continued : “Don’t know what I would have
done in my predicament, only an old acquain-
tance of mine on the Lake front let me have
twenty to go on with.” “Ah,” chipped in
Tim, “that was good! A friend in need is a
friend indeed.” ‘‘No, he isn’t,” snapped the
man who was being shaved. ‘There you're
dead wrong again. How can a friend in need
be a friend indeed ? I have a good many friends
who arealwaysin need and they are a nuisance
to me. Always on the horrow.”’ Tim thought the
problem over in his mind and reluctantly ad-
mitted that the man was right. He had al-
most made up his mind not to speak again
when the stranger continued, ‘Yes sir, they
are nuisances. Why, one of them fellows has
been calling on me for the past year and
threatens to get even with me some ‘way if I
do not loan him fifty dollars. He threatens
me at every visit.” “Oh, I wouldn’t mind
that,’’ replied Tim unconsciously, “you know
the old adage ‘A barking dog never bites.’ ”
“There you are again,” said the ‘shaves ’* as
he wiped a little lather from the corner of
his mouth. ‘‘Say, what do you know about
dogs, anyway, that you talk in such a silly
strain ? Have you ever ventured to go too
close to a barking dog,-—and if you did, what
did he do to you ? Did you ever know a bark-
ing dog that didn’t bite if he got the chance?
Tim said he couldn’t exactly call to mind any
canine acquaintance that strictly fulfilled the
claim in the proverb, and there was a silence
for a few minutes while his razor was glidin
over the man’s face. Then the barber is
to himself as he bethought him of a good joke.
“I suppose,” ho said, as he applied the bay
rum, “I suppose you don’t believe in the har-
bers’ proverb at all?’ “What's that ?*’ asked
the stranger, rising. “Two heads are better
than one,” answered Tim. ‘‘Of course yon
can understand why they are, in my business.
but I know you would like to say they would
be bad for a man with the headache or—”
‘““Nothing of the kind,” put in the other, smil-
ing. ‘‘One of your proverbs, at least, is right.
I happen to know that two heads are better
than one.” ‘‘Then you don’t object to that
old adage?” ‘Not atall. It is dead right.
And I would thank you very much if you have
any stray Lion heads at hand--those taken
from the Lion Coffee wrappers. My wife is
collecting them and she is about six shy of
the number required to get a Lady's Gold
Watch. You gee in this case “two heads are
better than one, and twenty are better than
ten.” ‘“‘Just so,” added Tim, cheerfully, “but
you see, my wife is doing the same thinz, and
expects a premium in a few weeks. So to her
also,‘two heads are better than one.’ ”’ “Well,
in that case,’’ said the stranger, as he paid
Tim for the shave and prepared to depart,
‘“you had better tell your wife to do the sams
as mine is doing. Save up the Lion heads
until after September 1st next, when the new
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presents.”
Triplets
An old soldier who had served his 21
years was discharged at Portsmouth.
He went to the station with his wife
and children and demanded three hali-
fare tickets for his three youngest.
“How old are they?” asked the book-
ing clerk, su¥piciously. re
“Elivin years, all av thim.
triplets,” was the answer
“Fine youngsters,” said
“Where were they born?”
“Patrick was born in Cairo, Bridget
was born in Bombay an’ Mickey was
born in Madras,” was the proud reply.
They're
the clerk.
Clearly an Impostor.
“] am, indeed, glad to learn,” re-
marked the stranger, who had secured
a night's lodging at the home of the
whole-souled Methodist farmer on the
ground of being a member of the same
church; "I am glad to learn, I repeat,
that the parish in this settlement is in
so proseprous a condition, temporally
and spiritually.” J
“John Wesley,” called out the farmer
to his eldest son, “saddle the stranger's
horse.
‘parish.’ Good-by, sir. I've got no ill-
will again’ you, but you're a fraud.”
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