ONE DOLLAR A YEAR IN ADVANCE.] AND LITERARY REGISTER. NEW SERIES, VOL. 1, NO. 48.] GEO. W. SCHROYEE, Editor and Publisher. Wee —nag Street, three doors above Locust. Tarins.—The COLUMBIA Sex itt published every eaturday morning at the tow price of ONE DOLLAR A YEAR IN ADV.ANCE, or one dollar aid fifty cents, i not paid wlthin , orie month of the time of subscribing. Single copies, THREE CENTS. Teams or Ariv sexist No—advertisements uot exceed ing it square three times for SI, and 25 cents for each Additional Insertion. Those of a greater length In pro portion. ti•A liberal discount made to yearly adver tisers. Jon PrtiaTtna —Sneh an hand-bills, Posting-bills Cards, Labels, Pamphlets, Blanks of every description Circulars, atc.etc., executed with ocatnessand despatch and on reasonableterms. REMOVAL. TITE UNDERSIGNED takes this median] to in.- fonds his triends and the public that he has removed his Tivtr.onmo EST.dI3LISIIMENT, to within one Dons OF Tire Cowan of Loom Sntsmr. and having reco vered his berths so as to be aide to attend to Ituaincas wonid respectiblly itivite'his customers to glee him a call, feeling Well nattered frown the liberal patronage that he has heretofore received. that he will be able to give sods. faction to all who mss' (eel disposed ro give him their work. lle would not say that he is the only one in the place who can make good work, not wishing thus to pug . hisnaelt Po notice lint would assure the public that work 0111/LIJIOJ to him shall be executed in a neat fashionable and substantial manner. Ile keeps cOnatanny On hand a ate Itssorhnertz of Cloths. Casain2cros dr. Vesttngs, which wilt he bold St very small advances. J. w. N. IC. I have a large stock of ready made CLOT/11-NCI which I will tell at prime cost J. ‘r. R. April Lida. REIXOV.ELIff THE Tailoring Establishment of IL Young has been moved npstatrs in the Oartiershop. opposite the 'Wm.:anion lintel, at which place he may he totind at all times, rendy - te do work it fleetest and best style ibr all who may give him a call, as he intends to devote his whole attention to dressing the community in the most perfect style of the day. Having received allthe dtiferent reports, he flatters inniselt he is the only one in the place nine to do .0 11. va UNG. _ . P. S. will at nil times be prepared to give initrac tillils in cutting garments to any of the trade. bo much in rear that may disable them to come up to the age. and stands open againsfull publishers of systems for inveidiga tion. No more, but hope to get a spat. H. YOUNG- of Columbia, S. S. RATIIVON, of Marietta. Columbia, April 8, 1,81,e.-u NDW STAND AND NEW GOODS. The subscriber takes this method of informing his friends and costomors that he has rented the New Store Room known as lluldeman's New Corner. being on the South %Vest corner or Front and Locust Street. where he intends to keep constantly on hand a good supply of READY CLOTIIING, Snots AND BOOTS. and a general assortment of Family Groceries ; together with Flour and other .Meal : Oats. Corn. and Chop for horses. Also. Liquors of all kinds, including AVM.. and Cordials. All of which I pledge myself to sell as cheap for rash as possibly can be afforded. Please rail and ex amine both the goods and prices. N. 21.—A dwelling and front shop adjoining, to rent on accommodating, terms. Myself and Son would like to board with the family. lIARRATT. - Columbia, March P.5,184P.—tf raoxtm PARGIINS. The subscribers hare, during tlut past week. made a large addition to their mariner mock of FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC DRY Goons. which, for elegance and cheapness, cannot he surpassed. Among which is rt very !urge assortment of PRINTS, at 4 et.. CIS. Nett. 10 CIS, and 10 cis per yard. DRESS GINGHAMS as low. as 12! cts,l2 etc, and 25 eta. Al pacas and Linens, Lustres. A general assortment of I'UnNISIIING GOODS, Such as 4 - 4 , 5-4 , 6-4, and 10-4 Bleached and Brown Sheet ing& Ticki.g., Chock.. areskll, taltmi aria 11.;MI011, — Tin,Irill and Bleached, Table Diapers, Z.c. GENTI.DNIEX'S DRL•SS GOODS. Sup. Blue and Black French Cloths: cup. Blue, Mork Brown, and Olive English Cloths; Plain and Fancy Ca, suncres t SatineN, Vestmg., CHINA, Glass, and Clueensivarc; Fresh Family Orn cerica, selected with Very great care, among whirl' are Sew Crop Sugars—Loaf, Pulverised and Crushed Sown rs. Coßees, Spices, the Superior Teas of the New York Clinton Tea Company, Oils, FAN All of which they are determined to sell as LOW es the rimy - LOWIPrer. for cash or country produce. Thankful for past tairors, they revectiiiily solicit a rontinuanec of the patronage heretofore bestowed upon shear k .1. W111(111T. Lomisr St.. 12 doors below Second St. Columbia, Mardi 51, TItESIC igDRUG AND MEDICINES. The subscriber sincerely returns thanks for the very liberal en- I couragemeut be has received, and flatters himself I that by strict attention to linsiness, to continue to merit n share of pr . dilie patronage. Ills stock of 'Drugs and Medi• tines is of the very hest selection, and as complete as any i in the place. His variety of goods in connection with the Dreg Business is very extensive. The following list includes only a small part of his stock : DRUGS, MEDICINES. PATENT MEDICINES. Paints and Oils. ready mixed Points, Campliene or Pine i Oil, Ethereal Oil, Dye Stuffs, Wriniow Glass. Putty, Shop Furniture Bottles, Porter Bottles, Vials—a full assortment , —Perfumery, Colognes. Florida Water. Bay Ruin. Po made Philocome, Beet - Marrow, Antique Oil. Extracts for the Handkerchief. Toilet Powder, Pearl Powder, Hair Dyes. Depilatory Power, Pomade Devine, Highly Per fumed Soaps of every kind. Medicated Soaps. Jones's Chemical Italian, Haute's Nymph, Rouscll's Circassian, 'Ordway's Clunese &c. Hair Itestoratwes, Haute's can Lustre!, Jayne's Tonie, Jones's Coral, Oldrices's Balm of Columbia, Hair Carling Liquid, Itobey's Month Aromas, Lip Salve. Bandoline. STEEL BEADS, RINGS AND TASSEI.S, Ttings,Tassels, Clasps. Silk Twist, Steel Purses and Bags. Also, a general variety of other Purses, Crochet, Hooks, and Patina Books. N. B.—The subscriber has also a large assortment of Comstock & Co's and Comstock & Tyler's Patent Medi cines on hand which he obtained directly from the pro prietors for CASH, which will enable him to sell them from IA) to 50 percent. lower than their agents—warrant ell genuine. R. WILLIAMS. Columbia, March 115,1549.—tf Front Street. MMUS! DRUGS! ! DRI7GS !I ! I. LEADER, WHOLESALE and RETAIL DRUGGIST, would respectfully Inform his numer ous friends of Columbia and its vicinity that he has Just returned from New York mid Philaela with a splendid assortment of all articles belondginpghi to the nano riust stmts. vi z : DRUGS. MEDICINES. PATENT MEDICINES. PER FUMERY., TOILEII 4 . FANCY SOAPS, PAINTS, OILS, GLASS, DYE STUFFS, ace.. acc. Together with a superior lot and style of HAIR and CLOTHS BRUSHES that took the Medal in the Me.. auntie's Institute of New York. Also a constant supply of Camphene and Eetheteal Oil Lamps with n. putt and geed' Material to burn in them. Com , m)* Merchants, Druggists. Physicians, Bakers. S,iorc Keepers, Fullers, Dyers, and dealers in general will find it to their advantag,e to call at the GOLDEN MOH. TAR DRUG STORE, Columbia, before pnrchnsing where. WM. A. LEADER. Columbia, March 25, 1.9-13.—n: BECIATALS. idc CO.'S 11XPILEISS. - fly their own Cars in charge of messengers, and under locks. DAILY between Philadelphia. Lament ier, Columbia. Wrightsville. York, Gettysburg, Ilstkintore, Washington. south. West, North and East, by EVEN- ING MAIL TRAINS. lit. tc Co. are now prepared to forward in their Cars, Packages, Parcels, Bundles, light Cases, and all descrip tions of goods and merchandize ; also Specie. Bank Notes Drafts, Bills for collection, orders, &c., to any of the ab ovei named places by passenger trains and mail speed. Being desirous of affording every facility for the prompt and economical transaction of any commission entrusted to them, they respectfully tench the patronage of all to their line. All minds or packages Must be marked "By Miller & Co.'s Express." D. F. GRIFFITH, Agent, ilßller dc Co.'s Express. Columbia. Orincia.--Corner of Third sired Olresurnt street, Phila. delphia•.C.has. Norman, Lancsatert-H. Kauffidt. York; 3tuseue;ilksildingr, Baltimore; Cay it Cm, car. Wall and w Breadiff, N. Y.; tiny & Co., State Ca , Wash ington, D. C.; Richmond, Ya.; Wheeling, Ye.; Pitts burgh, Pa.; Gettysburg, Pa. Nov. 6, 1e47.--tf 3113121. - 1111TALF Gallon Jars and Quart Beer Bottles just received and rm. sale bv Apr 4.1--it " WM. LllAnutt. TITE.* . COLUMBIA -SPY. Can I forget the sunny mile, The rosy cheek and bright blue ? The laughing tones that did beguile, My weary hours, when thou tvert nigh? Such charm+ as thebe email e'en suppre., The sight that aches the bean at eve; When man alone can know distresc, And feel the pang that son... give. Alt! no, when I ant far front thee, Alone upon the traekleii deep; The nr,ll that bilids thee now to me, Will cntsse the sorrowing heart to weep 'Tis cruel fate that bids us part, And forces me this world to roam; And causes me this bitter smart, To leave thee and my sunny home. Stveet recollections of the past, Endearing ties or ]nippier hours ; Will check the tears that follow fast, Whet; thoughts arc thine ht distant hours l'Orgct tithe! no, the thought is WWI. Your image hves airmlit the crowd; It lives and move, in memory's train. Though envy speaks in accents loud Titer, fairest, cherish thoughts of me, Of brighter day, that Mete have fled ; Let love awaken memory, And sigh for me, us of the dead. WrightsvOle, May t3,1r1:1. A. It. B dorttspoOcitcc. MR. EDITOR:—As I was passing through our borough the other day, / overheard some very loud talking, and on going round a corner, observed two of my acquaintances on the opposite side of' the street. One of them; Bill Hopper, was " laying it down on a high scale," and gesticulating in a vie. lent manner. His arms were flying about like the fans of a wind-mill, and with such u variety of flourishes, that I had apprehensions for the safely of Joe Blueskin's physiognomy, who stood near to him and constituted his entire audience. Mr. Hop per I found, was declaring with all the indignation of an injured citizen against the tyranny and'im position of all governments in general, as well as our State, county and borough management in par. titular; and after delivering himself with suffi cient expletives of a severe philippic against all supporters of any government at all, concluded most emphatically, that "he'd he d—d if he'd stand it any longer." Hollo I thinks I, here's a moss, a something that smacks of rank rebellion. The ex ample of revolutionary Europe is not without its effect in staid Pennsylvania, and as a citizen of the United States disposed to the peace and good order of the same, it is my business at least, to sec there is no overt act of treason. I crossed the street, and as I approached the worthies, I said, "why boys what's the muter, what's the use C a waste of the raw material I think." " Why (says Bilh I'll tell you Jack all about it. I am not to blame, but I do think I am imposed upon, I am but a poor man you know, yet I have my rights that I cannot surrender. " Why said I, who wants to injure you. Every body knows you are poor, and I cannot think any one would hurt yen." "Now said lie," look here, what I complain of is that I am taxed up to the eyes and more than I can bear. There seems to be no end to the taxes, it Floor man must pay. There is a "State tax, a coun ty tax, a borough tax, a school tax, a water tax, and ever so many taxes that eat up all a poor man can earn. I labor hard and try to make a living, but these outrageous taxes will not allow the to save a cent. As soon as I get a copper, there is a collector here to get it, just as if' he smelled it, and I am determined not to pm up with it any longer. i "Bill, said I," "tell how much your taxes amount to in a year." Then counting upon Iti's fingers he said," there's the State tax 75 cents, the county tax 75 cents, the borough tax 81 50, the school tax 75 cents, and the water tux $5, making till together $8 ; and that is entirely too much for a poor roan with a - wife and six children." "Well," said I, " am sorry to hear you talk in this way. You can't object to paying your taxes. There is no remedy for you. You must pay taxes as well as other people if you want to live in this world. There- is no getting rid of them. They are just as certain as death, arid it is always best to pay them without grumbling, for that won't help yott. But you have • no cause for complaint, and if your taxes were double what you state them to he, pit ought hi be ashamed to say a word about them." "Why so, Mr. Fustian" said he. "I will tell you" said I,"but do not be displeased, far I shall tell you some truths that may be of advantage to you."— "Well go on" said he, will keep cool and listen." "From what I know of you Bill, I believe that if there was a necessity for soldiers to go to Mexico to defend your country, you would drop your tools, leave your family and march like other good men whose patriotiiin would not permit them to remain at home; sod from what I heard front some of your neighbors, I think about six or nine months ago you had a nation to go. I believe too, that you would not hesitate to make any proper aacri lice for the benefit of good- old Pennsylvania, your native State, if it were necessary. Am I right in this? "Yes,' said he, "as a. citizen of the United States and of Pennsylvania, I am at ail times dis. posed to do my duty." " Well then," said I, " this State tax is unposed for the benefit of the State, und - is applied towards paying the expenses of the government, and the interest of the State debt. As the State is in debt forty millions of dollars, expen ded for improvements for the benefit of all her cit. izens, is it asking too much, if she calls upon all to contribute a mite, that the interest may be paid and the debt gradually reduced; and who ought to Pay this debt and interest and the expenses of the government, but the people who enjoy the benefits arising therefrom 7 Besides, recollect, that for the payment of this 75 cht. annual State tax you have the inestimable privilege of voting; and if you were willing to rick your life in Mexico for your country whybesitate to contribute a few cents or a few dollars when your own State is in need 7 Well," said he,“ as for the State tax, that may do, because I think we ought to help the govern. anent, and for such a sum as that I would not like to lose soy vote." "Your County tax," said I, "is levied for tho purpose of supporting the affairs of the county. I You must have courts and juries to protect your properly and your rights. You must have a poor house to provide for the unfortunate and helpless— jail to secure and punish the vicious--bridges and roads to enable you to travel from one part to another, and all these with othet necessaries cost money hat must be raised front among those who are benefitted by them. The payment of a county tax also confers the right to vote, and I am sure Poctrii. For the Columbia Spy TO MARY D. For the Collooloa Spy COLUMBIA, SATURDAY, JUNE. 3, IS4B you would not part with that right nor all these benefits for double the amount of your tux. Now answer me, would you." "No," said he, "I would not, and I suppose the County tax may he well enough, for I did not think of the money being applied to such uses." "As to the Borough tax, you know that is to defray the expenses of the borough. 'We must have a town hall, a market house, a town council, good streets, good alleys and pavements. Every body knows the importance of these. %We cannot do without them, and they will cost motley which as a mutter of course must be paid by the citizens. You are one of them, and I ant pretty sure that it your name had not been inserted on the list as a tax payer you would have been offended. You are not so unreasonable as to wish to enjoy all the ben efits and privileges that your neighbors do, without contributing in common with them a portion of the expense. You would not want to throw upon your fellow citizens all the expense of all the comforts that you and they enjoy, and you must admit we have many, that persons who live out of town have not." "The Borough tax," said Bill, "may bo well enough, but I thins it is high enough too, fur it is double whet it used to be." "That is true," said I, "but recollect, the bo rough some years ago got into debt about emoo or more for necessary improvements and the citizens have thought it best to double the tax and have it paid off which will be done now in two or three years; and our comforts as citizens can be increas ed by additional improvements." "Yes, and additional taxes too," said Hill. "I do not think you ought to complain of this tax, for as citizens we have comforts that farmers and others out of town have not, and would gladly have at any reasonable expeose." " Well," said bill, "I believe you arc right, but go on." "The School lax," said I, "you will certainly not complain of, when you have six children re ceiving the benefits of the common school system for the sum of 75 cts. annually. "Do you object to this ? " No," said he, " I will not and do not. All who send children to school ought to pay, as I know many persons who have to pay a School tax have no children to send, and we who have the ad vantages ought to pay without scruple." "The last tax you complain of," said I, " is the Watrr tax." "And the highest," said be. "The water company you know Bill, have been at great expense, as well as great trouble, in bring ing the water into town, and as good water is ono of the positive necessaries of life, you would not think it unreasonable to pay in common with oth ers for that. Look about you and see how many nu better oil than you arc pay the tax without a word. Without water you could not exist. The pumps in town will not afford a sufficient supply, and if they did, your women would have to spend one half of their !line in carrying it, and you would always be under the necessity of running to the pump when you wanted a drink. Now you can have it in your house. The only misfortune about it is, that sometimes the supply is short, but that cannot be helped, for in dry weather the springs will fail." fast.tl 'a light, '. IV V " d i, ore s t a k id ne n v il4" buttl t i a a l t dng Iw a a l s l a things little in I 11 1 3 YCLIU1MaelektRAtnrs.th" , .. -- ai ways ulougllt it went into the office-holders pockets and enriched them, while Mlle or no good came of it. If that is the way the taxes are disposed of I don't know that a man ought to object so muoh to pay them." Now fill, as you are in a better humor than when I met you, let me tell you that you forgot to mention one tax that you pay without any ecru pie." •• I don't know what that can be," said he. " I'll tell you then. It is the rum tax. If you would quit. paying that, your other taxes would bo net great trouble to you. I know that you spend at least twelve and-one half cents a day fur liquor, which makes eighty-seven and one-half cents a week, and 845,50 a year, a sum more than enough to pay your rent, or to buy your flour. You call yourself a moderate drinker too, but drink up that amount without deriving any benefit in any one way, for it is not necessary for your health, com fort or advantage, and only makes you that smell poorer at the end of the year." "You complain of being a poor man. Now I say you have no right to complain of being set, as long as you throw away so much money. That you arc poor is a fact, and whsle you spend so much for whiskey you will remain so. If, howev er, you will spend on this way, you ought to think yourself rich, for the richest men of the borough do not think themselves rich enough ill money or health to spend half the amount, or any amount at all for drinking purposes. You have no right to say you arc poor, because you know it is this un necessary expenditure makes you so, and it is 0 matter of choice with you whether you will con tinue so, or whether by saving this 845,50 annual ly, you will lay up something that may be the com mencement of a fortune and the foundation of comfort and happiness to yourself and family as you grow older." "You complain of paying taxes for the many civil rights you possess in common with your fel low Mimetic who pay their taxes without a mor. tour, and yet you voluntarily tax yourself every year 845,50 to buy liquor, which only tends to destroy your health and capt bility for work. Only a few nights ago, you complained you had not the means to buy your wife a calico dress, and I know that in less than 24 hours afterwards you swallowed 25 cts. worth of liquor. Now suppose, that your wife would do as you do, and she has just as, good a right to drink as you have. Sup pose that she would spend her 87i cts. c week for liquor, what would you say or do? You would ask for a divorce, and say that you could not live I with a drunken woman. If it would be wrong for her to drink, is it right for you? You arc bound to provide for her and your children. With all your labor you can earn about $1 a day, and yet out of this small amount you can find it in your heart to abstract 945,50 to spend for liquor, which you daily guzzle down, and of which neither you, your wife nor children are any thing the better, but much worse. Look at yourself. You will pretend that you were made after God's own im age, and that you conduct yourself as a good citi zen ought to. Behold your swelled face, your red eyes, your trembling hands, your rags and filth. Look into the glass and think upon the cause of all these things and then say whether you have a right to complain of your taxes. Think of what yen have already squandered for liquor, and of the privations of your wife and children for the want of the money thus squandered. Think of the com forts this money would hare conferred upon you all and then decide, whether it is best to continue in those habits or to become a sober man ; whether it is best to cling to the liquor and enrich the h. quor seller by squandering your money, or to pro tect and make yourself arid family comfortable by applying it to proper uses." I was going it, pretty strong and found myself getting warm, when Bill said," now stop Mr. F . 113. tian, you have had a good deal to slay, but I think you are laying it on rather thick. I think you had better keep your temper too. 1 am free to ack nowledge the truth of what yon say. There is no reason why a man should drink liquor, and Joe Blueskin here knows that I told him I was deter. ruined to quit all kinds and join the Sonnies as soon as they would permit me. lam not in liquor now, altho' you think so, and I hope to prove to you and all others that I can be a subcr man too if I wish." "Then," said I, " Bili, if those arc your scnti. ments give us your hand, You will always find a friend in me. The Sonnies will receive you without any trouble, and I will take upon myself to raise the funds necessary for your admission. I can easily collect it among the temperance men who are always glad to contribute if they find a man disposed to do right." " And now Bill, I want to (ell you a few things more. You know I used to drink just as much liquor as you do, and I had to make a great strug. glo to quit it, but I resolved upon it and succeeded. I feel confident now I shall never taste a drop on any account or for any purpose, in sickness or health, and I would beg leave to caution you against. pretended friends who will tell you, you ought not to break off at once, but gradually. Those who will argue this way with you, only wish you to violate your pledge and get you back to your old habits, that they may laugh over you and the tem perance men. Those who do this arc either fond of liquor themselves or arc dealers in the article-1 and perhaps both, hut pay them no attention, for if you do you aro a gone sucker, and all the pledges in the world wont save you." "I will show you by an array of facts why the liquor dealer will so affectionately coax you to drink, and facts arc always convincing. My neigh bor the storekeeper says that whiskey is bought at .t.n as. a gallon, which makes a barrel of 33 gal lons cost 67,59. ' Phis is retailed at 3 eta. a drink or the half gill. As there are 64 half gills in a gallon, the retailer receives $1,952 a gallon for what cost him 23 cents, and for a whole, barrel which cost him 67,59 he receives 863,36. It may not be that a barrel will actually nett this amount, be cause very ellen twelve and-a.half cis. will buy five drinks with the landlord in, instead of four drinks or four half gills when the landlord is not in, and the landlords liquor is therefore to be deducted from the amount sold, but I may safely say that a bar rel really sells for 855 by retail, giving a clear profit of 847,41 on 57,59 invested. I think the profits are too exorbitant if the traffic was even good one, for no one else engaged in a fair business can realize no much on so little capital. I used to be a pretty constant attendant at the bar and made for a time pretty much a whiskey-filter of myself, but on making this calculation of the seller's pro fits, I resolved, that my money should not be con verted into whiskey, and drank by myself for the special benefit of the liquor dealer, but into bread, meat and clothing for the benefit of myself and tinnily- Who has a better right, Bill to our money than ourselves? You and I have to earn it, and why should not we and our families enjoy it. to gether 'I Is there any reason we should give it to the liquor dealer and enrich him who &ears 80f) per cent. on his money invested, and what do we get for it that is of benefit to us or any body else, while we ruin ourselves by drinking it. I can't see that we get any thing." " I am told, too, that some of the retailers can disnoso an( “•1•• LA, I.IIU lthabl.l./. - 111 . chiefly poor men like you and myself, I have learned to know why the retailers can live, dress, and look so well and genteel, Willie a•o poor whis key drinkers are kept hard at work all the year round to earn money for them, that they may boy more liquor at 23 cls. a gillon and sell it to us at 51,92. That game I dont stand any longer, and as you ore determined not to stand it either,i hope to see your name of? the drunkards list and placed as high as possible among the water drinkers. The retailers can build and occupy fine houses, el. cgantly fitrnishcd, ride in elegant carriages, drive fast horses and have all the case, leisure arid com forts of gentlemen of wealth arid respectability in society, while we poor devils who make them so, hove to huddle together like martins in a box, or rent and live its poor mean houses at a rent of from S3O to $4O or $5O a year, with little or no furni ture and few or no comforts. When we ride we go upon Shank's mare. If we want an airing in n carriage we find it in the Irishman's sulkey, called a wheelbarrow, and when we aro hungry, must get bread and meat as we can, for our money is gone for liquor. Thus you see, there is a very Mi -1 vortnnt distinttion between the retailer and the consumer of liquor, and who has made it 7 I an swer, the consumers themselves, for if they did not drink they would not Guy and the others could not sell. They enrich and build up the fortunes of the retailers and forge their own fetters. flow strange, how lamentable, and yet how true it is ? What better is the retailer than the consumer ? Nut a jot, except that the one has the means acquired by the other who has nothing. The one has the gold earned by the sweat rind muscle of the other who in return has received nothing but whiskey, and is ashamed to acknowledge that he mode so poor a bargain, and the money thus acquired makes the retailer ix. roan of fashion, consequence and pride, while the poor consumer realizes the drunkard's bard Are, lot and end, which is nothing more nor less than ruin, misery and death." What a fool and a madman the drunkard is, and yet how many do wo daily see bearing evi dences of this 14101 He makes himself the tier. vent and slave of the retailer, and converts for him his whiskey into money at 800 per cent. profit, to the sacrifice of himself and family, On every gal lon he drinks he pays a tax of $1,69 to the seller for ruining him ; and abstracts that and more from bas awn pocket. Drunkards are always the locers and never the gainers, while with the seller it is always gain. " Heads I win, tails you lose," or all gain and no loss is the principle of the truffle, and when at last, Bill, death overtakes us, no mar ble monuments arc erected over our remains, no eloquently penned obituary notices fill the papers, no large funeral trains follow US to the grave, no splendid mahogany coffins contain our bodies, no preachers attend to eulogize us, no show or parade is made about ns as we always see done, when some of the respectable and fashionable liquor dealers " die in the midst of their usefulness." Instead of this, we aro buried at the expense of the county, or by contract and in the cheapest manner possible, for we arc poor drunkards and better out of the world than in it, or perhaps one or two clev er neighbors in sympathy for our families go about and collect a few quarters to purchasea box of rough boards have its buried quietly and attended to the grave by a distressed and destitute wife and family of children, and perhaps a faithful but half starved dog. Now what sense or reason is there in pur suing a course of conduct that must and will have such an end? I say to you Dill, it is better that you and r keep ourselves sober, save our money, protect ourselves and our families and live as res pectably as wo can. Those who choose to drink and will drink have the beaten track before them. They know it, and if they will persist in it we cant help it. JACK FUSTIAN. ..P.e.oom-- , - The Spaniards have a wise saying—"Ateiglitern marry your daughter to her superior ; at twenty to her equal at thirty ; to anybody that will have her. B 1,50; PAYABLE AT SIX MONTHS. ,~~tisrellnttrdtta. A SCENE AT SEA. The war had broken out between England and Prance ; Bonaparte bad broken the treaty of Ami ens; all was consternation amongst our people in India, particularly those who had cargoes at sea, and those who were a bout to return to their native land, I was one of the latter class; so I joyfully accepted a passage borne ou board a Dane—Den mark, as yet, remaining neuter in our quarrel. So far as luxury went, I certainly found her very inferior to our regular Indiainen ; bur, as a sailor, .slic was far superior, and in point of discipline, her crew teas as well regulated, and as strictly coin• manded, as the crew of a British inan•of-war. In fact, such order, regularity, and implicit obedience, I could never believed to exist on board a merchant man. The chief mate was one of the finest young men I . ever saw. He had just been promoted to his present post--not from the mere fact of his being the owner's son, but really from sterling merit. ire was beloved by the crew, amongst whom he hid served, nn in usual in the Danish scr. vice, five years, and was equally popular with his brother officerq, nod the passengers returning to Europe. The only bad character we had on board was the cook, a swarthy, ill-looking Portuguese, w h o managed, somehow or other, daily to cause some disturbance amongst the seamen. For this he had often been reprimanded; and the evening when this sketch opens, he had just been released front irons, into which he had been ordered for four-and. twenty hours by the chief mate, for h.ving, et. tempted to poison a sailor who had offended hint. In return for haring punished him thus severely, the irritated Portuguese swore to revenge himself on the first officer. The mate, who was called Charles, was walking in the waist with a beautiful young English girl, to whom ho was engaged to he married, stopping occasionally to athh.lre the flying•fioit as they skim. med over the water, pursued by their cruel deb - troyer, talking over the anticipated bliss their union would confer, their hopes and fears, the approval of their parents, their bright prospects, indulging in future scenes of life, as steady as the trade-wind before which they were quietly running—when suddcrilr, crc a soot could interpose, or even suspect his de. sign, the conk rushed forward and buried his knife, with one plunge, into the heart of the unfortunate young mail, who fell without a cry, as the camlting Portuguese burst forth into a demoniac laugh of tri umph. Unconscious of the full extent of her bereave meet, the poor girl hung over hint ; and as a friend, nho had rushed forward to support him, drew the knife from his bosom, her whole dress, which was white was stained with his blood. With an effort, Charles turned toward her, gave her one fast look of fervent affection, and, as the blade left the wqund, fell a corpse into the arms of hint who held him. fly this time the captain had come on deck. lie shed tears like a child, for he loved poor Charles 39 his own BM. The exasperated crew would in stonily have fallen on the assassin snd taken aim,. grniruls by their commanders presence. The cook, who appeared to glory in his deed, was instantly seized and confined. The corpse was taken below. while the wrestched betrothed was carried, in u state or insensibility to her cabin. Eight bells had struck the following evening, when I received a summons to attend on deck. 1, therefore instantly ascended, and found the whole crew, dressed in their Sunday clothes, together with the officers of the ship, and the male passen gers, assembled. The men off duty were lining each side of the deck; the captain, surrounded by his officers, was standing immediately in front of the poop; and the body of the uritortuulte victim lay stretched on a grating, over which the national flag of Denmark had been thrown, immediately in the centre. In an instant, I saw that I had been summoned to be present at the funeral or the chief mate, and my heart beat high with grief as I un covered my head, and stepped on the quarter deck. It was nearly a dead calm : we had passed the trades, and were fast approaching the Line : the sun had begun to decline, but still burnt with a fer vent heat: the sails hung listlessly against the masts, and the mainsail ;vas brailed up, in order to allow the breeze, should any rise, to go forward. I had observed all the morning a still more sure indication of our opprouch to the torrid zone. Throngli the clear blue water. 1 had remarked a couple of sharks following the vessel. accompanied by their usual companions, the pilot fish. This the sailors had expected as a matter of coarse--as they superstitiously believe that these monsters of the deep always attach themselves to a ship in which e dead body lies, noxiously anticipating their dreadful meal. In their appearance, however, I only saw the usual announcement of our vicinity to the Line. In such weather, placed in a ship, which seems to represent the whole world—shut out from all save the little band which encircles 11.3, With the wide and fathom/oes element around us—the ethe. real throne from which God scorns to look down upon us: et one moment our voice rising in solemn prayer for one WO have loved, and the next, the plash of the divided waters, as they receive in their bosom the creature [Le has these, at such a moment, make the heart thrill with a deeper awe—a closer fellowship with its Creator—than any resident on shore can know—a conseiousncese of the grandeur of God and the feebleness of 111.111, which these alone can feel who "go down in ships, and see the wonders of the deep." I took my place with the other passengers. Not a word was spoken, for we all believed we were about to wiliness the last rites performed over our late friend, and, consequently. stood in anxious si. hence; whim suddenly a steady tramp ;vas heard, and the larboard watch, with drawn cutlasses, slowly marched down the waist, escorting the mur deter, whom they conducted to tire side of the corpse, then withdrew a few paces, end formed a line, which completed the hollow square. We now began to exchange glances. Surely the assassin had not been brought here to witness the burial of his victim—and yet what else could it be for 7 Had it been for trial, (as we had heard that the allies often proceeded to instant investi gation and summary punishment) we should . prob. ably have seen the tackle prepared for hanging the culprit at the yardarm. This, wan not tire ease: and we all, therefore, felt puzzled 29 to the mean ing of the scene. We were not long kept in doubt. Tire second mate read from a paper, which he held in his hand, the fell powers delegated to the captain to hold court-martial, and carry their sentences info effect, the law in similar csses, &c., &c.; and called on the prisoner to know whether he would consent to be tried in the Danish language. To this he evil. tingly assented, and the court was declared open. The flag was withdrawn from the face of the corpse; and even the monster who bad atrnek the blow shuddered as he beheld the calm, almost Per. aphic, look of him whom he bed stricken. The trial now proceeded in the most solemn manner. Evidence of the crime was adduced, and the deed clearly brought home to the accused. I [WHOLE 'NUMBER, 939. confess that my blood turned cold when I saw the knife produced, which had been used As the instru ment of the murder, and the demon-like smile of the prisoner as he beheld it, stained as it was with the blood of one who had been forced by his duty to punish him. After a strict investigation, the captain appeal. cd to all present, when the prisoner was unani mously declared guilty. The officers put on their hats, and the captain proceeded to puss sentence. Great was my sur prise (not understanding one word which the com mander said) to see the culprit throw himself on his liners, and begin to sue for mercy. After the unfeeling and obdurate manner in which lie had conducted himself; such an appeal was unaccount able ; far it was quite evident he did not fear death, or repent the decd ho had committed. What threatened torture could thus bend his hardened spirit, I was at a loss to conjecture. Four men now approached and lifted up the corpse. A L , inu I r number seized the prisoner, while ten nr twelve others approached with strong cords. Ju a moment, I understood the whole, end could rot troudcr at the sirugglcs of the murderer, as I saw him lashed back to back, firmly, tightly, ' n . 111,out the power to move, to the dead body of his I,felitn. Ilia erica were stopped by a sort of gag, and, %al ithieg as he was, lw, okb the body, was laid on the grating, and carried to the gangway. The crew mounted on the nettings, and up the shrowds. A few prayers from the Danish burial. service were read by the chaplain on board, and the dead mid the living, tho murderer and his sic. tim, were launched into eternity, bound together. As the dreadrul burden separated the clear wa. tors, a sudden flash darted through their tranmpa. reney, and a general shudder went round, as each one tell it was the expectant shark that rushed for. ward for IJis prey. f caught a glance of the irmit's rye as he was falling; it haunts me even to tr.is moment—there was mom than agony in it We paused wily fur a few minutes, and imagiu• cd we saw some blood•ctains rising to the surface. Not one a mong,st us could remain to see more. We turned away, and sought to forget the stern and awe.inspiring punishment we had seen inflicted. Of course, strange sights were related as having appeared to the watches that night. For myself, I can only say, that I was glad when a sadden breeze drove us far from the tragic scene. Ton NE tarsi , lio.so To CICINA.—In the report of Mr. King upon steam communication with China, the nearest rout to Chinn is considered, and the conclusions of Lien!. Maury, formed upon well known scientific principles, are given as settling the question. The idea almost universally has been that to communicate advantageously with the west coast of this continent, it would be necessary to construct a ship canal across the Isthmus, and thence proceed by way attic Sandwich Islands to Canton. Lieut. Maury shows conclusively, hoW ever, that the distance across the Pacific on this line is almost twice as long as it is to go northerly on a great eircle.in conformity to the figure of the earth, and cross from one continent to the other where the degrees of longitude converge towards the Pules and ore tlnt Jr. wt.!, placed on a globe at Panama, draw It tight with the other end atSliangliae, it will cross the isthmus diagonially, pass up the Gulf of Mexico, and through Lour.iana to the west of the Mississippi river, and dccribing, a circle, will pass to the south of Columbia river, and crossing the Pacific will, in its greatest northerly inclination, touch along the diem of Aleut. in or Fox Islands, and as it up• Noddles Japan and China, pass the straits of San• ger, between the islands of Niphon or Japan and Jesso, and through the sea of Japan, parsing near to Quelpart's island—which has been when posses. bion of by the English—and terminate at Shunghae. This line explodes the idea of a ship canal across the isthmus, and establishes beyond controversy, tho great necessity and importance of a railroad from the Mississippi to the Pacific ocean. =SIM Tue IlesnArtostes:.—lt has been ver y truly re. marked that the farmer is necessarily a pliilantlirc pi.t. The grand object of his efforts is not only the supplying of his own wants, but he labors with a constant desire to render the world better and more beautiful than he found it, and to add to the stock, as much as in him lies, of human coreforta.— It would ho happy fur us, and for the society at large, were the nuinberof these more numerous.— " We consider agriculture," says a nolcd author, " es every wty subsidary, not only to abundance, industry, enmlitrt and health, but to good morels, and ultimately to religion." We regard the farmer, stripped to his employment, and cultivating, his lands, as belonging to the first order of Nature's noblemen; we wish him bountiful harvest., and in, voile upon him the blessings of God in all hii untlettahings.—Boston Olire Branch. ----.....e..,• , itr.14 , , , MtIGINAL Asszoors.—D r hett Dick Almz first crossed the into York State from the Cannada side. be took lodgings at an inn in Canandaigua. A waiting.maid sat at the table with them, and Dick spoke of her us the aeroant, to the no small scan. dal of mine host, who told him that in his house scrvauts were called help. Very well; next anorrt ing, the whole was alarmed by n loud shout. ing from Dick of" f !yip !help! water`. water! help!" In an instant every person in the inn rqual to the t.i sk rushed intu Dick's room with a pail of water. l'in very much obliged to ye, to be sure," said Die!. "buil here is more water than I want to /hark wabi :" "Shiva with !" stioth mine host, "you called " help! and "water!" and we thought the house' wa^ on fire." "Ye told me to call the ser. vsnt and do you think I would cry water when 1 anent firc." "Give it up," said the land. lord, es he led off the line of buckets. 22222= run LOT.—Oar friend Burgess, of the well hrtawn house of Burgess, Stringer & Co., tells a capital anecdote of himself, which should not be privately .I)usficd up.' Ile is a member of the Methodist Church, and being at a camp-meeting nenr Sing Sing, last summer, lie had the misfortune, ellct two or three days' and nights' attendance, to full asleep in the midst ofi a powerful sermon. It was just after the New York Trade-Salo of books, and Mr. Burgess was dreaming thereof: and to the searching questionings of the speaker— , Will you longer delay 7—will you not choose to• Jay whom you ore In serve 7--what course you are to taker 'Take the lot—the balance to Burgers, Stringer.* Cat' exclaimed Burgess eagerly, as lie awoke and stared wildly around him, when lie saw everybody staring still more wildly at him, and the minister liimeielf petrified with amazement.—Kniekerboater. Morn Nor, wasyr sem—There arc fifty-eight thousand one hundred and eighty-four acres of land unoccupied and unenclosed in the New Forest, Hampshire. All that is kept there is three thou- sand five hundred arid filly-two deer, and "the produce of timber for public purpose's" is returned as "nil." la not this hideous folly T This land would sell for more than a million and a bal., end employ ten thousand men yearly in agriculture. The surveyor and drputy-surveynrs hare received in salaries £5,500 fur selling £2,032 of land.