a Christmas party, high or low, throughout lug Sand, where there was more true.lore and kind heartedness to be found. After this day the course of this true love was so exceedingly smooth and sunshiny, that it cer tainly would have become monotonous, had not Mr. Joseph Hilyard insisted on a wedding by way 'of satiety; so the wedding was held in May, The young people lived in a small, but hand• tome house, not far froin the uncle's large square one. Mrs. Trevishain still kept on in the cottage, though she was not much there, for Kitty and her husband insisted on her being mostly with them.— Very viten, too, Mr. Hilyard was there; and as he tied of late grown so wise as not to care for what people might say when a good action was in ques tion, he made up his mind to persuade the Is idow Trevisham to give up her cottage altogether, and remove to his large, square house in the character of his wife. The wedding dinner, and Om Christ. mas dinner, were eaten together on the 25th of De. cember, 1847. V. B. PALNITta is duly nothorited to reeeire t t o t o ,erip. dons and adverti.temeat4 for this paper. to the cities of Philadelphia, New Yeti:, Baltimore, and Minton, teat receipt therefor. E. W. CARR. Philadelphia. JACOR 9i. WE.THAEFFER. Iietvoer ray. WILLIAM Planer, Travelling Agent. - - ET An apprentice to the printing business will be taken at this office, if application is mode soon. None need apply but snch as will give a guarantee that they will acrvc a specified time. SPRING BUSINESS Already do we sec evidences of the commence ment of Spring Business in Columbia. 'rite very visages of our business men speak the fact, that they are tired of this monotony and dullness of the winter, and hail with joy the day when their duties shall call their energies into mental and physical activity. All things seem to be ready for a fair start. The State has repaired the works over which site has control—the basin has undergone a thorough cleansing, locks have been repaired, I wharfs built, &c., for the accommodation and con venienee of those who patronize' her improve ments, while our forwarding and transportation men have left nothing undone, that world in any way enable them to be prepared to enter fully and heartily into business. We observe that their boats and cars have all undergone repair, and they deck the bosom of the canal, or the track of the railway, in all the colors of the rainbow. The boat yards of Messrs. Simpson and Bowers, have been a scene of activity during the whole winter, mid we understand each of these gentlemen have now several of the largest class boats almost ready to launch. But the evidences of business is not confined exclusively to the above branches. A walk along Front Street will convince the most unobservant, that the other branches of trade are alive to their interests. Several new houses have already opened their doors, and exposed for sale their different ar. ticles of merchandise. Many removals are to take place, and those who arc to change places are most anxiously awaiting the Ist of April, when they, too, will be able, with a replenished stock, to enter their new locations and names, as candidates for a share of public patronage. The established houses throughout the town,are waiting and ready for their time, and in fact it seems to as that the coming season is to be oneof unusual briskness in Columbia . We hear ofmany new buildings in course of erec tion, and many more in contemplation. Several new furnaces have aprung up within the last few months in the immediate vicinity of the town. ‘Vitli these improvements and business prospects of the I town, in connection with our many other facilities, such as railroads, canals, telegraphs, &c., to assist us in all enterprises, we cannot see what is to pre. vent any, with proper management and exertion, from reaping that reward due to perseverance and and energy. I=2I!IINEEMI=I Tile SENATE.—This association, of whose pro. =dings we have kept our readers advised, ad• journed in a very singular and unexpected manner, on Tuesday evening last, stopping one of its mem bers in the midst of his speech, by a resolution for adjournment until November next. We were our. ry, on entering the hall, to find that the resolution bad carried, and the body actually dissolved. We must say we have, on many occasions, enjoyed a feast of reason" (row their deilherations, and, nn Tuesday evening, joined them, by invitation, after the adjournment, to enjoy, as we thought, the "flow of soul." But our flow of soul was a little disturbed by hearing of the conduct of several of the mein. bers in relation to ourselves. Previous to adjourn ment, a member offered a resolution to the effect that a vote of thanks be given by that body to the editors of the Spy, for their flattering notices, from time to time, of the Senate, &c. As a matter of course, the gentleman offering this resolution knew that we neither expected nor courted such an honor at their hands; but governed by the same spirit which prompted a majority of the tnembers, viz: a joka—to vole for a. resolution ordering the printing of 500 copies uf a certain member's speech, Ire presented the one in question, but was not for tunate enough to have it carried through. This joke met with a roost strenuous opposition from several of the members, which opposition roust have had its foundation in something other than the contents of the resolution itself: They, it ap. pears, did not consider themselves flattered by our notices; perhaps they felt they did not merit them; at all events the shoe pinched somewhere, and they were disposed to, and did, convert this joke, by their zealous opposition, into a personal thrust at ourselves. We would be happy to relieve the gen. flatten of' any unfavorable impression they may have towards us, arising from our reports of the proceedings of the Senate, by a fair face to face explanation. =MT ANONYMOUS Connesrosossrs.—We would inform "Tom Tuby, & Co." that we adhere to the rules of the "corps editorial," and consequently his anonymous communication cannot be admitted to our columns. We arc not surprised that "'Torn" n'tould bo opposed to the wearing of "shirt collars even one inch above the ear," fur it would appear rather expensive for him to follow such a " spring fashion." Er The attention of tradesmen is directed to our Philadelphia advertisements. AScDltsu's MODEL. AsIERWAN CoURIEK.—No. of the eighteenth volume of the Saturday Courier, comes to us this week with a new head and en larged dimensions. It is now a mammoth as well us a model sheet, and contains 36 columes of mat ter, mostly original, from the pens of some of the best authors. == Iv oua NOTICE of the improvements in the neighborhood of the Basin, we omitted stating that the extension of the Railroad and the erection of the extensive warehouse of Leech & Co., were un dertaken and completed by our enterprising friend and neighbor, Augustus M. Haines. The cars manufactured by this gentleman, have already se cured him an enviable reputation as a mechanic. and the workmanlike and substantial manner iry which he has performed this v! . ,.Jr.r : pv -- e - s - tl - 1 - at his 'large as for a small under- = JUCATION µ•ill be interested in the examination which takes place in Marietta, as noticed in another column. I= Hoy. J.tmes BUCIIANAN.—The Democratic Con vention of the 4th of March, at. Harrisburg, have settled the long mooted question " who is Pennsyl vania's favorite son ?" by nominating the gentle man whose name heads this paragraph for the Presidency. Mr. Painter was named for Canal Commissioner TUC NEWS DY Tua Elarrirssns indicates a decline in bread stuffs, while cotton has advanced. The Irish arc still starving. We give the following, clipcd from the Erie Gazette, as fully embodying our views on the sub• ject to which it refers; and would assist uur friend of the Gazette in his endeavors to secure simply `•sheer justice" to country editors, and the interest of their journals, by urging upon them the necessity of raising their voices, and exerting their influence, against this uniform law for newspaper postage, the direct operation of which would be a death blow to their own circulation: NEWSPAPER POSTAI:E.—A letter has been exhibi. ted to us from an authuritive source in which it is stated that the " publishers of newspapers in the Atlantic cities have on foot a project for a uniform law regulating the postage on newspapers, by means of which they can send their sheets of trash thou s/nds of miles at u cost nu greater than the readers of country papers pay un those carried ten miles or less." We had before seen intimations that the project referred to was contemplated. It is designed to injure country papers, and this it will most certain. ly do if successful. Immediate preventive mea sures should be adopted. We would suggest to country publishers the propriety of at once taking steps to ward off the blow thus aimed at their in terests. They should endeavor to have the postage laws so arranged as to discriminate in their favor, instead of against them. This they are entitled to, as might be shown by a variety of arguments; and this, by a united voice, clearly and emphatical ly expressed, they can secure. Congress will heed and accede to their honestly entertained and strong. ly urged wishes. Let them be true to themselves. Let them rmual, promptly amid decidedly upon the subject, through their papers and through petitions, and spare no honorable efforts to defeat the greedy, never•satisfied longings of city cormorants. It appears to us the dictates of sheer justice to exempt country papers from postage within the limits of their respective Congressional Districts, and charge the mammoth city weeklies, filled with old matter, according to weight and distance of transmission. =I Let those who know somthing of the pleasure of editing a paper read the following from the pen of Mnryatt. It is one of the truest things that great author ever wrote, and we are surprised that even he should know so much of the labor and slavery attending the vocation: TOE TOIL OF A NEWSPAPf 11.—Ncwepaper litera lure is a link in the great chain of miracles which I prove the greatness of England, and every support ; should be given to newspapers. The editors of papers must have a most enormous task. It is not the writing of the leading article itself, but. the ob ligation to write that article every week, whether inclined or not, in sickness or in health, in affliction , disease of mind, winter and summer, year after year tied down to the task, remaining in one spot. It is something like the walking or a thousand miles in a thousand hours. I have a fellow feeling, for I know how a periodical will wear down one's ex istence. In itself, it appears nothing. The labor is not manifest, nor is it severe— it is the continual attention which it requires. Ynur lire becomes, as it were, the publication. One week is no sooner corrected, and printed, than on comes another. Ii is the stone of Sisyphus, an endless repetition of toil, a constant weight upon the mind, a continual wearing upon the intellect and spirits—demanding a ll the exertion of your faculties, ut the same time you arc compelled to do the severest drugery. To write for a paper is very well, lint to edit one is to condemn yourself to slavery.—Maryott. GENERALS SCOTT AND WORTIL—The New Orleans l)elta has published, in a supplementary sheet, the correspondence, some of which has been previously published, of Generals Scott and Worth, relative to the late difficulties in the army, subsequent to the publication of the army orders, censuring severely certain letters written to the United States. It is briefly as follows : Gen. Worth addre.sed a letter to Gen. Scott, stating that he learned with astonishment that it was the opinion of the army that the imputation of scandalous conduct, mentioned in a general or. der, relbrred to him, and asking if such was the intention of the Conunander•in•chief. Gen. Scott replied that the order clearly express. ed that he meant to apply the imputation to the au. dim of the letter signed "Leonidas." Gen. Worth rejoined, and said that he did not consider the answer satisfactory. Gcn. Scott re. plied that he could nut be more explicit. Ile had nothing to do with the suspicions ofothers,and, if he had valid information of the authorship, he would prosecute the parties before a court martial. Gcn. Worth replied that lie supposed the Com mander regarded him as not deserving a satisfac tory answer. and, feeling himself aggrieved, lie should appeal to the President. lie concluded by accusing Scott of acting in u manlier unbecoming an officer and n gentleman. Gen. Scott then ordered Worth under arrest, for behaving with contempt and disrespect towards the Commander-M.lldd. I= SCFNF IN CHESTNUr STREET.—TWO ragged un chins were playing at marbles opposite the Custom Mouse, on .Monday, when one of them, looking up at some passers by, exclaimed : "1 say, Hill, 'notice Char, and sec a gentleman moking s cigar while he's a.walkin' with a lady." .I.walking with a what, Jake 7" "Pith a lady, :" "Not us you knows on—she can't be a decent 'onian if she's a-walkin' with a feller a smokin' a cigar !" Bill knuckled down without saying another word —American Courier. For the Columbia Spy FREDERICK, March 7, 1!48 MESSRS. WESTBROOK & SPANGLER :—Your spicy, useful, and highly entertaining sheet, is before us, and it is with no small degree of pleasure that we con over its interesting contents, more especially, as we have the happiness of recognizing in one of its proprietors, an old acquaintance and valued friend, unto whose mirth provoking propensities, we are indebted for many a hearty laugh and plea sant hour. The "Fair "—of which we spoke in a former epistle—has been in successful operation during the two past weeks. The sale was so arranged in or der to avail them of the " Court Term," a very ju dicious course to pursuc„by the—vTay - -r-as strap .:ers,_and., -, Illoiii - tiorn the country particularly, al ways bleed more freely, and submit themselves to be plucked with a better grace than native citi. runs. From an elevated position we could over look the whole transaction; secure alike from harm's reach,and the ladies' importunities. But although secure ourself: we could not refrain from commis erating the fate of each unlucky wight, that "Hark cn'd to the Syren's song." Manifold were the trials unto which unmarried gentlemen on the wrong aide of the " Rubicon," wore subjected. Poor fel lows ! They have no sweet little wives, and chub by faced pratting "responsibilities," to enliven their desolate firesides,and form the happy family circle, so they must needs seek the pleasure of refined and gentle society elsewhere. When such gentlemen are reckless enough to venture within the precincts of a " Fair," they should esteem themselves fortu nate if they escape with life and liberty, and should not indulge in vain regrets, for what flick own fol lies have occasioned—as did an individual, who, when he came to discover the extent of his expendi ture—was almost petrified with astonishment and regret, and invoked the bitterest anathemas upon such "Gull Traps." True, it is, and we say it "more in sorrow than in anger," that the ladies arc at times most unreasonable in their demands, and in other respects, manifest an entire absence of conscience, especially when they hook an " old Bachelor," and as long as the finances ensure, so long will the dear creatures continue to wreath and entwine their sweetest smiles and bright glances, with gentle words, until the victim has immolated his heart as well as his last penny at the shrine of Beauty. This we do enjoy, greatly, for it serves them right. What business have they to be single? Would that you were with us now, to mark a group" of clods," who it is very evident, never had a "peep at the Elephant," and " is now in town with a pocket full of rucks," on a regular swell, arrayed in all their Sunday finery, and have even taken a clean pocket-handkerchief on this impor tant occasion. Their visit will be an impressive one, for they will regret it 'till the end of life. The girls have designs upon them already, and they are bound to be fleeced. But the lesson will prove sal utary, and the recital of which, will serve to enter tain their sweethearts when they go a "sparking," who will most assuredly question their veracity, and find it almost impmsihk to believe, that they expended such a profusion of money, and in return, only obtained so comparatively trifling an cquivo. lent, as " value received." One of the above mentioned, a youth somewhat past the years of discretion, whose head was cov• ered with long, straight, cerretty colored hair, with broad shoulders, hands that were large enough to fell an ox,and :rollers that must have been formed under geometrical calculations, combining, as they did, a vast degree of "circumbindibus," as Neale bath it, in every respect admirably adapted for heading sheep in a narrow lune, but, nevertheless, could nut prevent the "juveniles" from creeping through, which they did more for pastime, than because no other mode of egress presented itsell. This famil iarity was not to be borne by any man of spirit, as you may suppose, sothe youth became highly in censed and indignant at the base use to which his legs were subjected—and to prevent repetition, sought refuge close beside one of the tables. But he soon discovered, to his sorrow, that he had fled from a "bear, only to meet a lion." For the fair occupants were down on him Ilke a shower-bath, assailing him on all sides, something alter this fashion: NVlty, Mr. —, we are indeed delight ed to see you—now do buy this beautiful cap, and this fancy box for your wile—we know she will be delighted, and this would be such a sweet present," &c. "lie, he, he! I paint got nary wife, moan," replied the sapient and witty Mr. —. "Oh, well," rejoined the ladies, "You surely have a Lady-Love—do purchase this bead-bag, it is so very pretty, and only cost five dollars."—" Lady-Love," says Clod sorely puzzled, "what's them ?" " Why I a sweetheart, cevtainly," replied the ladies. "We know you have one, end this beautiful reticule as a present, will make her love you more than ever— you know you have a sweetheart." "No I 'taint none pother," persisted the unfortunate, but not withstanding his repeated asservations to the con trary, that ho had neither wife nor sweetheart, they succeeded in casing him of all the available funds in his possession, Lad when be rejoined his companions, we overheard him whisper to them, that "them gals was oilfired putty gals, but he be blatn'd to hlamenation, ifthcy ever ketch him agin;" and after laying their heads together, they conclud ed to leave forthwith for home, where we trust they arrived in safety, after their perils, wiser men, at least, if not better. The Blues' Band, of Baltimore, gave several con i certs last week to full houses. This is a treat vac seldom have the pleasure of enjoying, and this " Caps Musical" is second best to none. That sweet voiced and talented vocalist, Mrs. Beard, of Baltimore, accompanied them, and won golden opinions, and enthusiastic applause from a delight ed audience. Apropos of music. We are nightly al. most stunned by horns,trumpets, tamborines, and all the incidentals connected with serenaders; our city seems to have grown quite musical of late. But we would moat willingly and cheerfully dispense with their friendly endeavors, or at least try and submit to it, provided wconly knew what they were "trying to play," and then the singing, oh, dear ! We were alarmed from a quiet sleep, " the other night," by screams and yells most terrific, and we were on the point of flying, as we thought, to the aid of some distressed neighbor, when a gentle ca dence in the sound, arrested our haste, and we dis covered that somttody was trying to sing (!) Now, this was the worst of all bad singing, no mistake, a complete 4. Thomas cat c.tterwauling." There can certainly be no regular system for such demon strations, but if you musicians have any such terms as a 4. damnbadda" voice, set down in musical phrase, this must have been one of that kind, most emphatically, and the strongest kind of one at that. We raised the window, and expressed our high appreciation of the intended kind favor, desir ing them to reserve the balance for a future occa sion, as too much of it might be injurious to the chickens—they decamped. A few inches of snow has completely eradicated all the evidence ofan early spring, and has render. cd the w..alking_ exceedingly unpleasant during the 'flag, but at night, when frozen, the going is very I slick . "especially if you are going down." Many a hard bump did the ground receive, in the vicinity of Dr. Lachareas' church, a few evenings since, after the Fair was dismissed—not a few took les. sons, and impressive one's too, in "ground and lof ty tumbling"—but still, bad weather cannot last long at this season of the year, and we cannot cotn plain, fur the winter has been en unusually mild and pleasant one. Truly yours, L. From the Batavia Times GREAT manors HORSE TRADE There is a certain individual in this State who rejoices in the name of the " 'Western Railroad Jockey," or more commonly, the "Great Western," a man who is half horse and whole Yankee. He was the keenest chap in trading nags that was ever raised in New England, and "canny Yorkshire" could not produce his match at " taking in the flats." The fame of thit excellent man at length reached the ears of another adept in the same pro fession, living somewhere up on the Vermont line, equally skilled in horse-flesh and the tricks of trade, but not (" curses on partial fortune !") equally re nowned. When the Northern Nimrod—for he was quite a sporting character, heard of his rival's rep uta lion, and particularly of his boast that he could 'pick up any man living,' his pride was seriously hurt, and hearing that the 'Great Western' was to he at a particular spot, on a particular day, for the purpose of trading horses, he determined to be there with a nag of his to measure strength with the redoubtable jockey. Accordingly, in anticipation of the 'meet' be be. gnn training and feeding a worthless horse of his that rejoiced in the 'heaves some—ifnot more,' and by dint of careful grooming and a generous stable diet, succeeded in making the animal look as 'fine as a lilly bird on a plum tree,' as the 'Corinthian' would say. So he determined to take the 'critter' down by easy stages to the place or rendersous.— When near the village our friend dismounted, went into the bushes, and there occupied some time in changing his toilet. Re went into the 'cover' look ing like a slap up sporting gent; lie came out of it, the most verdant looking juvenile that ever ate gingerbread ut country muster. His hair was combed smooth behind his cars; he had donned a genuine white wool bell top; the groat pewter-dol lar buttons on his coat-waist were near up to his shoulder blades, and his home-spun blue trousers were tucked in the tubes of a pair of astounding cow-hide boots. Reaching the village tavern, he dismounted and ached his horse in the shed near a huge wood aid in for winter•econeamption le. found the •Great NVestern' and a mixed cot ny indulging in horse talk rum and molasses. hero gaped and listened and put in a word o sionaili, which attracted the attention of the 'GI Western' to him as a fitting subject whereon to ercibc his transeendunt cOntmercial talents accordingly offered to treat the , Green I.. Tie to beverage the cnnipany was At first the `Green Un"rhdn't drink nothing cidcr—'cept 4th ofluly and muster but he prevailed on to 'try a little New England,' commenced a 'course of sprouts very fairly. put the operation of the third horn, he Ict on 'that he'd come down on business for the old man and he'd rode the old loan's horsc—a dreadful nice tion.- Buy only of the above pergola as al) 011iers are counterfeit:- Ars UNEQUALLED RESIEne, And an ..41manne for 1848 Oratio -Ist-For Colds rind Feverish feelings, and pre renting Fevers 2.11-For Asthi a. laver cr...iplaint and 1111 affections. 3rd -For Diarriana, Indigestion and Loss if Appetite. 4th-For Costiveness in females and males. sth-For Stomach a freCtiOnS, Dyspelnlin and Piles. The Omit Points are, i 1 to not had to lake, never gives pain and never leaves ane costae,: For all these things it is warranted r emplaned, and nil who do not find it so may relsrn the bottle and get their MOM' y• This medicine is LO.VOLEE'S 0RE.97 IrESTEIIN 1.V111..8Ar PANACEA. Fuller descmption in an Alma nac for 1848. gratis. Balms of Columbia Bair Tonie-Tcm the. Raid and rey- If you wish a rich luxuriant hi nd of hair, free from dan druff mill scurf, do not fail to procure the genuine Rolm of Columbia. In cases of h ildriesis it will more than ex ceed your expectations. Many who line, lost /heir hair for twenty years have had It restored In its original per fection by the use of this halm. Age, state or condition appears to be 110 0116111C111 whatever—it also canoes the Rohl to flow with which the delicate hair tribe is filled, by which means thousands (whose hair was as grey as the Asiatic eagle) had had their hair restored to its natinal color by the 11111 C of this Invaluable remedy. Jim all cases of fever it nal lie found the most pleasant wash that inn he used. A few appl re:alines only are necessary to keep the hair from falling out- It strengthens the roots sod never fails to impart a rich glossy appearance, and an a perfume for the toilet it is intertualled- at halls three ' Inner an Nan other miscalled hair restorative; and Is mare eactual. The genuine niamitionnreil only by Com stock A Co., 21, Courtiand street, New York. Conners A:viral Pats Extratror-lt is now roncmled try tumbrel uteri that Conners Ala,gtral Pall. Extractor, uuuutf,tnt red try c00...0,i 4- Co., 21, Caltrillifld at., Xets York, Is the greatest wonder of the Iffrli century. Its effects are hairy miraculous. All pains are removed from lowan, scalds. &c,and all external sores In a few inintoes after its application. beetling the saute on the most deli cate Assn, leaving 110 Hear. It is VI/tally beneficial .1/ all aunts of inflammatory diseases, such as sore Nipples and Eyes, Slim his. Rhenium ism, White Swelling soil Ulcers, Bruises, ClolblairiS Erystrielas,llites.Ttcx Doisneau, Sic. We might add as proof to all we nay the Sanwa of many eminent phymelairs who use it to their practice, and hun dreds of Vie clergy who praise It to their people. Kind parent keep it constantly on hand. net Cases of nrcldwit by fire t ife may be lost without it, bat by its use nil burns are subject to its control, means 111./ vitals ore destroyed. Coin ion-Iteniefolie: 111111 ask co Cannel's Alapical Pain Extractor. lasnamulactured by Comstock 4- Co., Sew Turk and take no other. Deafness Cared-Dr. AE.Yair's Acronotic Oil-Those deaffrorn old age and from infancy often receive their hearing in a most miractitoua manlier by the lie. of this nil. It ban the effect to restore the tertslolland bring into the naiiiral action ofthe parts so as to rustore the hr¢nug when lost or impaired. This will he done in all Cases of recent deafness, and many of long stand irtg• All deaf, persons should ire this 011. Comstock 4- co. 21 Courtin land et. are the wholesalers Priest St to, dank. Pales, Sores See- The Graninr Bales /.raiment is an ar ern. tide more justly celebrated as a. cure for the above, than Another pull—another halt—and another speech. any or all others. Its cures are almost I.llllllnerrihle, and It is only necessary to let [hare who knotv the article turd from the Green 'Un. used it tytth such great success that it is to be had true "Jest look at him ! can haul logs jest an noileelosine of Cornateri Cc.sl Courtland street, Ar'eto easy. Can haul lumber all day—and carry a fel- Y."- note Bahama's Sack Ileadaehe Remedy-Why will you stiffer her a courtin' fourteen miles at the tail 'I that, and W i t ' t r a Ilia distressing complaint when; rented) is untried never start a hair. Pool y good old lions— reckon. that will not fail to core yOll I Thiel remedy Will ellect- And thus by easy stages lie got round the pile. trolly destroy any attack of headache • either rierVoliS or 11111011 P. It has mired rms. or twenty years' standing. The Great Western handed out his pocket book, counted o Alate's Relarf-Indman Dincocry-All expecting to ac frsix X's, and unhitched his black. The collie mothers 111111 11111.1011. 10 avoid the Pal.._, nn.tr.s saddles and bridles were changed before the Green and Danesrs of clitldshearing, are earnestly etmeets dto 'Uri seemed to come to his senses. calm their feats, alloy their nervousness and soothe thsit nay by the use ftlllo most extraordinary vegetable 1 1 (0- [know ! mister!" diction. Those who will candidly observe its virtiter, "What's the matler—any thing broke?" must approve °fit in their hearts-every kind and :tires „Take your tame ! money b a ck I f ee l like I'd tionrile lillsband Will feel It Ills roost 1 1 01e11111 duty to alle been kiehing my granny. The old man wont eta to the droners his wife is exposed to, by a safe so rniin method, which is tan tae Of this ant tier's reliel. Stand it—no how. You can't have the critter." I Further panne lass In pamphlets intended for the female eye,are to lie had gratis where this humane cordial is to "You're too late, my boy," said Great Western Throwing his right leg over the pig -skin. s hefriend. The Mother's licher is prepared only by the now sots proprietors. Comstock & Co. 21 Courtland st. mine, and d—d cheap too!" New York. "Don't you holler till you get out of the woods!" I For lEarnts-Kohnsisers's Verantfore will eradicate and rare children a the n ss . .l , l: .. trav e worms. Cam ion mounted the other, in his natural manner, as he mounted in turn. You didn't gel him half's° cheap old Dutch name ore hf all of the inventors."l:rPic'elle4lsAc-;tirt.7p:kr.lititir• rt e . rylt cannot the Child should there he no as I did. Ile was ti gift horse—don't look in his mouth. Good bye, Great Western—when you buy wr ' rn " , but a ""II d" tl goad. neglect Expectorant Syrup-He r e nen Cough-Do not a stranger's horse, always ask for a warranty. it-thousands have met a premature death for the Waut wish you joy ofyour bargain, old fellow-_and you °fatten/lon Ma columns Cold. Have you a cough 7 Rev. will make money out of it, if you've found out a Dr. ll 'ul'lninew's Erne, srnu syryp , a safe medical remedy for the Heares—l haven't. prescription, , prescriptn. containin g no DOlennoss dives, and used in eta extensive practme for several year, will moat And lie lie put spurs to the gallant black. tivcly give reh e ar and save you front that most awful "Just wait till I overhaul you: " shoaled the • disease, Pulmoary Consumption, which usually sweeps discomfitted jockey, as he started in pursuit. But alnhgt the g g l a v v e hundreds of the young, the odd, the lovely the log pulling had done the business for his bar- All the above articles, are sold bW. A. Leader, gain, and he hadn't ridden a quarter of a mile, be- only agent the genuine articles la y Columbia. and the by as all other Smith, Lancaster. and John J. Libbart. Marietta. sonea• fore the animal he bestrode was swelling and col- James ouly of the above persons rs lapsing like a black smith's bellows,while far away are counterfeit. mostfi'47.4lm The 'Great Western' wanted to see him, and the pair adjourned to the woodshed. The `Great West ern' was much pleased with the appearance of the horse, and after satisfactory examination, asked 'Green Un' what he'd take for him. "lie ain't for sale, mister," answered Greeny.— "the old man acts nil creation by him. Raised him himself. The critter was fouled eight years next grass." " But supposing I was to give you a 'dreadful nice' horse of mine, and thirty dollars boot"— " I dasen't to look at it, cap'n. If I was to sell that arc critter—l shouldn't never das't to go hunt agin. Let's go into the house, cdp'n, its cold as Jerusalem out here. How much did you say 7" "That black horse there—and forty dollars !" "'That black of yourn is a pooty good old boss —that's a fact—l was lookin' at him 'fore I CUM in. Taint DO use talkin"bout it, though—l can't do it—no how." " Does he draw well 7" "Seco him trot up hill before a load of wood— jest as easy "Well,' said the Great Western, "what do you say to my horse and sixty dollars boot ?" "Lead us not into temptation ! as the Deacon says. Gee.whittaker '.— Darn if I !taint most a mind to run the risk. Darn of I !taint !" he ad ded firinly. But look here, my friend," said the Great Western, "you must first satisfy me of his sound. nets. Hitch your critter to that big log," pointing to the largest of the pile, "and if he can draw it round the woodpile, I'll stand my offer." The Green I.lii accepted the challenge, and the horec was put before the log and started. Now lie knew very well that if the 'critter' was driven round the pile with a steady pull, thetheaves' would soon show themselves, and nothing but exquisite tact could enable him to 'pick up' the rival. Ac. cordingly, after pulling a few feet, he slopped the horse and began patting him. " Ile is a dreadful nice !toss, and lie knows it.— Poor fellow ! If the old man was to see this here —Jeruslia ! wouldn't I catch it ?" " All right ! go ahead !" said the Great West - - the Green 'Uri was streaking it along the road, going free and easy at ben miles the hour. "Picked up, by thunder!" muttered the Great Western, after fruitlessly digging his gaffs into the panting sit!cs of the "old man's horse.' I've a great mind to take a horn of Prussic. acid. There's a white teen living that can boast of picking up the Great Western. Ile's a screamer, though, and no mistake,' he added with professional enthusiasm —'he's won the stakes fair, and if the story don't get in the Spirit of the Times, curse me, if ever I say a word about it !" Dfrern FROM CIILOROFORM. — An alarming fact in the history ofChlorofbrni has occurred in Cincin nnati which will result in far greater caution in the use of this powerful ag,;:nt than hop up this time been the case. We give below the fall particulars, as fur as they have reached us, as ull the details of the case should be known : Mrs. Simonds, the deceased, had consulted some four or five physicians, and been advised by them all to use chloroform in having her teeth drawn.— She accordingly went with a female friend to her dentist. tt Twentyfivc drops were put into the inhaler, ad ministered, and took immediate effect. Dr. Sexton commenced removing the teeth, which were mere stumps, and nut difficult of extraction. As he at tempted to draw the fourth one, she put up her hand and seized his arm. He requested her to put her hand down, saying that the remaining ones would hurt but little, and she removed her hand.— He judged that she had partially passed from the in fluence of the Chloroform, and knew what was go ing on. He applied the instrument again and drew the tooth. Just as it came out, she drew back her head, made a convulsive movement with her hands, slid forward on the scat of the chair, and expired. The time from her first inhaling the chloroform to this sad multi, did not, the dentist says, exceed a minute and a half. " Her feet were immediately bathed, and frie. I lions applied, and Dr. Baker called in. Artificial inflation of the lungs was used, and by the assist. ante of Prof. Locke, who was immediately called in by Dr. Baker, electricity was applied. A short time after Drs. Massey and Lawrence were called in. All efforts to resuscitate her were in vain.-- Her husband arrived while these efforts were being made, her family physician, Dr. Mulford, was also present during part of the time. "A post modem examination is intended, but is os yet deferred in a taint hope that life may not be entirely gone. Fourteen or fifteen hours after the time of her (supposed) death, olio was yet warm; but whether that resulted from remaining life,or from the fact that in hope of a resuscitation she had been kept in a warm bed in a warm room, is not determined." Subsequently, being well satisfied that the vital spark was extinct, a pest mecum examination was made. l'he system of the deceased was frond in a healthy state, and showed no indications of any die, case that could have caused her death. The Cincinnati Inquirer says, in speaking or this examination: committee, we understand, arc satisfied that her death was causc;d by the administration of chloroform. It was supposed that it was given in too concentrated a f4rm, and that insensibility was thus caused too rapidly. It. was given by an in haler,(air tight) a sponge saturated with chloroform being first deposited within it. We are told that the usual, and safest way, for its administration, is by. dropping it uponaltantilterchief,and then per. In die bur r =GM I ON'S Wont, TO THE SEDENTARY.—Those who luber within doors are not only compelled to breath an im pure atmosphere, which is frequently readerad wholly unfit tbr the proper expansion of the longs, but, owing ~, want of exercise, the bowels become constipated, the pores of the skin are closed. and, nodded, all the nitwits', of the body become deranged; hence proceed asthma cough, pains in the breast and side, palpitation lathe' heart, rheumatic pains in different parts of the body, g od, illness. and a variety of other thrircsring complaints, common to those of sedentary habits. Wrighi'm htdivt Vegetable Pills disperse all those unpleasant symptoms as if by a charm; a single done will in nil cases give lief, and, if repeated a few nines, will most assuredly re store the body to health. An occasional use of the Didion Vegetable Pills. will keep the body completely free from those humors whirl, are in all cases the cause of illness, and enable those who lead a sedentary life to enjoy I , er feet amid sound health. BENVARE oP CoetiTstnFElTs AND !SitTsTlres.—Reta sai . tier. that the original and only genuine Italian 'Vegetable Pills have the avritten signature of Wzr.i.tAx tea no. top label of each box. frrThe genuine for sale by rrtS :-....PANGLEIL, who are the only authorized Agenst for Columbia. Also, agents advertised in another column. Principal Office, 169, Race Street, Philadelphia. READ THE MOST RF.atAnKADLE CUBE 'MCA Ilsconntu, —Dear Sir: Ilaving experienced great benefit from y o u r invaluable medicine, I teel it my duly and privilege to let the world know what it has done for me, l'ottessed of a strong constitution naturally, I had enjoyed perfect health previous to the spring. of 1E43, when I was troubled anti a difficulty in my left side, attended with considera ble pain. Sometime in July I was violently attacked isittl a cough, as Lich continued until fall ; then I stag confined to the housed months, during winch nine my cough was very severe. I frequently had spells of tough. in". which lasted two hours; daily raised large (patent., of"thsagrecuble mutter. necompamed with blood. Salm:- time I raised a quart of blood at a time. I consulted there physicians, all of whom did their best to restore me ; gave me up; said they could do no more for me; I mug die ; it wt., impossible for tile to live but a short nine One of them Said my lungs were gone. At Ibis coural moment. when eminent physicians had exhausted their skill, friend, despaired of my life, my own hope of recut. cry at 101 end. I resorted to DR. W 'STAR'S BA I.SANI Or WILD CIIEHRY. l',lten !had taken oar and n half bottles Mote sev,o, spells of coughing were removed. I continued taking the Ilakam until spring. It.: I. when I ceased to bleed at ti n • lungs., my health and strength improved so that I loft the house. but was not able to work for a year, Now toe health good. I tun tad , ' to do a clan's work every dai• on my tam. JAMES C0NII:111 . AN'aldolatro' Me., July Mk 1545. WitIIVSS, THOMAS HENN - rat. For particulars see Dr. Wistar's treatise cm Con-amp. tion, to be had of the agents. Nom . genuine. unless signed I. 111 TTTS on the wrapper For sale ti It. N‘'ILLIA VS. Front Street Colombia. Vu. A PHYSICIAN'S TE,lNlONY.—Thaillaaly is now mice', eat Croat all quarter. of ihe . (!lobe. The follows lig letter. are pre•eineil Si all vi ew of 11101,2 fully Allowing the oj/111101ln of in relation to the [wawa! %aloe iii S‘VAl7girSi COMPOUND SYRUP or \vit.!) clinrtitY. Do. Dear Sir : Daring used your Com pound Syrup of MI Cherry, extensively itt toy practise, I wits requested by your agent, Dr. Crutch,. to came, my opinion in 0 rum". of its proper - ties as n renieded agent, I most cheerfully comply, as I feel by •0 .s ill discharge u de b t I owe to the community at tart'. and Physicians in particular. As much no I 414.‘1,1 remedies and patent Nostrums, I isms induced frown nil. Me of the most potent expectorants, recommenshul in our materits medicos in some cases of diseased longs. to to your preparation of Pritims Virginia, or Wild Chem It is sufficient to any that I oas so touch pleased with the result of that. fool subsequent trials. that I nom present., it in preference to nil tither remedies where nn eXperint. ant is indiettled. Lt the Much dreaded Pavaltlonts or Its. ease of the [mugs. in the ad:inning (tan, in Vibleit it ate pears regard It us an invaluable roma, n the treatment °filial disease. To all who know tie I hate said cnotigh. hut us this may be seen by persons out of the meinity Of Frankfort. 1 will briefly add. dint I has. been enginmil is tin active pramice of toy proteseirin of I:2 Senn.. and Mu n Regular Graduate 01 Tritris!,ll and this is the first Patent Afetheine I ever thought enough of to express all opinion m n siting J. 11. ELLISON, M. I). Franklin County. I L / ERvAirtorrr. Ky.. Jan. 7. I.J . . 'lit: above certificate fa front one of our PhystlThe living a feu- miles from here, hr is doing. u ver, end practice, and is considered a good Plirdeinti, and siamb he is, us he says. a regular graduate. DR. NV. L. CRUTCHER, Druggist nod Apothecary la - Since the introduetion of toy article to the piddle. ere ha% e a number of unprincipled individuals gal sir lstrtmis %Vlach they assert Contain IVild Cheri . ). ..011t, called .. 111.1..111%." - Bitters. - told even Syrup Ur WIN ~ r ry, but mine in the original and only genial, ports um ever introduced to the public. whirls run tie proird the public Records of the Commonwealth of it.. The only safeguards itgalliSt imposition IS 10 Ku t my signature is on each bottle. DR. 11. SWAYNE. Corner of Eighth and Race streets. Phil.. 'retned ott4 by DR. SWAY:VP:. I'. W. corner tit lith and Race streets. Philadelphia, and for sale hy dectrible Druggists lit nearly all the principal mum at United States. Sold by WM. A. LEADER. Columbia. and Dr. A. 11. BARNITZ, York, Pa. ;.larch 1. January. 7, 1,17. TIN AND COPPER BUSINESS. Ptahler Co, thankful for past encouragement. would annotate, to the citrons of Columbia and its vicinity, that thou. still continue to manufacture Tin and Copper era Tr at all kmtli nt their old stand. in Locust street, one door 'tank of the Columbia Bank. and reepectfully solicit a continual', piddle patronage. March 11, 11454 f TO BOATMEN. COPPER and Tin Pumps--a good supply ot my 0011 itinitt, nut! 'mite loordt-r, nt the shortvm to.,tiee In 11. PPM ILER March 11. 1,4••-tf MXILIVIINATION. rrllE Sixth Semi-annual Examination of the Studeitt. of the Marietta Academy, mill he held 0/1 the 15th and Ithh of the nce. on i month. An rill he delivered 011 the evening of the 10th. by .31 r. 1.11. Pugh. of Chester comity. formerly as -last teveher the 11,4aution. The friend., of education are honed to attend. 31arietta. March 11, 15.1,..11 LLa.,A ARTICLE Boat Move. We would tall Ike %,..mlon of Boatmen to II m•w article of haat made and adapted cxpreably for their COII, rullellet, be %et, and had of 11. Is, Co Alareh 11; lel-•t( DISSOLUTION OF PARTNERSHIP. The undersigned, leading under the firm of Peter Haldeman & Co.. hove the. day mutually agreed to dtn.ola•e partnership. P. ria.ll. l indebted to tile late Finn of Peter Haldeman & are rr.peetlnlly requested to pay their ualrbtedoro-. to Peter II a I.ll.into 1. Who i+ fully authorised to receive the Melte. Peter cool iiiiii ••• hu•mr.. oh the old .laud. Columbia, Murel, I, II•I°. ETEEERILELL NT, IGHT HAWKS always on band and for sale by ppAttLEK.,.s, co. Alitrela 11. 1^1"-tf CLOTHING AT COST! THE subscriber, in consequence of having to make :new arrangements for spriug. rafters boa . en tare -cock I.:A 11DV NIA DE CLOTHING. at CI lasi.-- Persons m want 01:•114.11 articles, N, 11l here Mail great ale ill.;'" , m'aal•• as In , goods are all got up in good .4 le. anal AN I/I Ile .0111111 pr 11111• v 0.4. J. W. El:411E11 ID - 1 Linenvery gins) stock of Cloths. C11,,,1111..re5.11 and Vl,llllg, wLich I Would like to sell at small IldVllllrec. ! March 4, lets-tj SPRING jv y ll SUMMER FASHIONS. Just received at B. youNcrs 'Tailorin g Establishment. Person. , wasting their work cut and made in the most fashionable and best style for the ensuing seasons. wall do well by call.aig an the subscriber, as he flatters himself in sa3ing that he can do things up "according to Gunter.' Am , wall devote 1114 111 1,111011 10 111 e. business. lie tenders has kind ark.. owledgments to his customers for past nisorn. and hopes to receive a liberal patronage. 11. YON. C 1549-4 f. March 4, 1549-4 share of patronage. ESTATE OF ANN BOGGS, deed. Letters testamentary on the deceased estate having been granted to die subscribers, residing an the city of Baltimore; all per sons indebted to her estate are requested to make Ray meat forthwith ; mid all persons having claims against the said estate, are requested to present the same to Ann or Jane Boggs residing in the borough of Marietta. lIMIMANUS BOW;tz, March 4, 15.18-13t.st WILLIAM BOGGS. 4,000 - PACKAGES Garden seeds. The greatest,. most 1_ perfect, and best assortment ever opened in this place, and what is better still, seeds from an entire new establishment (Whethersfield Conn.) Change your seeds and you no longer will wonder why you hove been so poorly repaid for the labor bestowed the last two or three 3 ears on your gardens. :4011.1 holesale and retail by Feb. .26. 1E4 4 —4f IL WILLIAMS. Also to be had at McLaughlin's...Opposite the Post (ghee, In Locust Street tvt•En ROILEIrl• [March 11, 194-4Jt