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HOFFER, DENT OF THE BALTIMORE COLLEG SURGERY, LATE OF HARRISBUR G OFFICEr' Front street, .fourth d from Locust, over Saylor SzilleD , aid's Book Store, Columbia. tween the Drug and Book Stores A DNIEL G.. BAKER, ATTORNEY AT L LAN CAST OFFICE Norm D opposite the Court ; House, Netter tend to the practice of his profe. various branches. [Nu DELLINGENS. - PFIOTOGRAPH GLUE ..Near Spangler* Patterson's Store where PhutOgraphs,Ambrotypes cotyres are taken at very reason Can and , gtbota to (vomits, Sittraturt, Agriculturt i Nortitulturt, !t4 lint arts, 6tntral ^ Otis of itt glag, Put .iifortitatialt., When you get married, don't marry a pet, A jilt or a vixen, or yet a coquette ; But marry a maid—that is, if you - can— More fit for the wife of a sensible man. Look out for a girl that is healthy and young, With more in her eye than you hear from her tongue ; And the' she be freckled or bUrnt to a tan, _ Yet she is the girl for a sensible man. With riches will wretchedness often in life Go link'd, when your riches are got with a wife ; But marry, and make all the riches you can; Like a bold, independent and sensible man. Look out for a girl who is gentle and'kind, And modest and silent, and tell her your mind; If she's wice as bewitching she'll welcome the plan, And soon be the wife of .a sensible man. Then cherish her excellence wisely and kind, And be to small foibles indulgently blind, For so you make happy, if►yMing,ean, The 'eof a sober and senkible man. My Mary comes !—it is the hour She promised to be-here-t, , :' Taught by love's strange,inysterious power, rknow that she ismear, I hear the melody she siags. Beneath our happy,dome,' And now the woodland cheerly rings With Mary's welcome home. arintatts. My Mary's voice !-I hear it Shrill In rapture on the gale, As she comes gliding.dowi.the hill To meet me in,the vale ; In all the world, on land, at sea, Where'er I chance'to Item, No music is.so.sweet to me As 14Iary's welcome home. or Pennsylvania. lciefridge cif 'Ken- Pesittington,. New I, of 'Michigan. .well,Cdbb, of Ga. Toucey,.of Conn. oyd of Va. lhont'foion, Miss. Olt, of Ky. Black, of Ta. • TH EMA RI ETTI A,E.I INTREPIDITY. • ‘"Yet cool and crafty if occasion need." It is often astonishing with what nn shrinking firmness, anti undaunted self possession, spine individuals can encoun ter the greatest dangers, or the most era barrasing and, perilous conditions, that can be conceived in life.. With a fixed and fear:less determination they are ready to meet all emergencies, and with an ap parent dogged indifference, to submit to the most horrible contingencies. But this character is not so much born with them, or assumed in riper years, as it is the result ''of a sort of educational train ing, ainid scene of hair-breadth escapes and every day dangers, 'in youth, and through manhood, to old age. Perhaps, the most remarkable trait, iu the charac ter of the persons alluded to, is their presence of mind, and the coolness and, even craftiness with which they meet danger rind avert it. It does not dePend upon intellectual attainments, nor yet always upon physieal force, but upon a certain cast of mind that is capable of resorting to extreme-expediencies—how ever weak they may seem—and by the force. of circumstances and almost .super human energy—an energy that is exhib ited more in its results than in its exter nal manifestations during its progress— accomplishing—and accomplishing tiler onghly—what, a greater amount of intel lectual and physical power would shrink from with the most appaling fear. It belongs' to no particular age or condition of life, arbitrarily speaking'', for it is found in the cot or cabin of civilization's fron • tier, and in the mansion of the most pop ulous of cities; but is'only brought, out as occasion and circumstances concen trate ,events into an active focus, and then we find exhibitions of intrepidity, and manifestations of "mind and muscle" akin to it, where there had been no sus picicin of their existence. Nor is it ex eldsively a charnoteristin of the sterner sex, for some women pnssess it. in us re markable,a degree as men do, and very often in those times which "try men's souls," woman his 'proved herself the better general of the two,' for, her quick perceptions - have h'iad her tO;tgee andika-: vide against danger before man by the exercise of•his reasoning faculties, could be sensible ofits approach or presence. There are also instances on record where great intrepidity has 'been exhibited by the Indian and the African, bat as a na tional trait it belongs more exclusively to the Caucasian race, for white men, in the countries of other. dark and tawney nations, have shown more intrepidity and skill. in encountering the dangers and perils in cidental to those countries than the natives themselves have ; and have also been more prolific in means to over come them or to evade them, and without manifesting soy of the terror that natives usually do. Dly •memory at present only . serves me with the leading , facts of several instan.. ces of this characteristic in the various walks of life; without being able to recall all the attending circumstances. These have all been elsewhere recorded but they are briefly introduced here in order .to more fully illustrate our.subject. - W hen the allied army entered the city an, ;rsa. Wa 13.Sam°1 -- -npb'ell r'hon, d Na- Lx . ing c 4- cater,. of Berks. t,'Tioga. . MF, of , Berks. n f 'cifArork. on. Thpfnas H ter H. Lowrie, dward, , James M. Reed. ayesi Ferree &Will Evans ones.' ,bodi Joseph t Ed. Raley. yet's, Lewis ohn .Huber, ettor, James ytor. ay. Brandt, Evank H. ker., KOP- es ]3. LYtlei Jun., q.-- a sey. itoath , Presi laffner, ,Grosh, ett ug until to mail close at `aesdav m. and a. m., EMZI NY, A. N Treasur PIONEER m Cpssel r DENTAL • PA. ranee be [3-ly EMI t STREET, e at n in all its ly arket-st., McLain pric - ... • ".• = VIP • • IVI.A.1=1.1.3011" A HOW TO MARRY WELCOME SOME BY ptiORGE r. MORRIS. P. L. Baker, Editor and Proprietor. of Paris, after the` first Napoleon's dis asterous Russian campaign, and prior to his banishMent to the Island of the Blb, a Prussian officer entered a shaving sa loon where all the inmates had fled save a boy of about fifteen years of age, who felt the obligation of careing for the property of his master paramount to his own ease or safety. The officer drew his sword with a stern and scowling, frown, and laying, it upon a table, com manded the boy peremptorily to shave him, declaring in the most positive, man ker that if he lacerated his face in the smallest degree, or drew the minutest drop of blood during,the operation, he would that moment run him through with the sword lying before him. Not the least undaunted and with the moat consumate self possession, the boy as sented and proceeded to • comply with the officers wishes. With strong nerves,. a steady hand and a fixed eye, and also an inward resolve not visible to the offi cer,— he performed the tonsorial opera tion "to a hair," which met the unquali fied approbation of his formidable and unceremonious patron. The officer was so completely astonished at the boy's coolness and manifest absence of fear or embarrassment, from first to last, that before leaving the' saloon, he asked the boy what he would have done, had 'he lacerated his face, or drawn blood in shaving him, for, added he, 'had you done so, I should have instantly run you through with the sword agreably: to my promise. The boy, without loosing any of his self control, replied as earnestly,. that he knew the officer would have, kept his word, and therefore had he been so unfortunate as to have drawn a drop of blood, that moment he would most cer tainly have cut Ms '(the officers) throat fi , 'oni ear to ear with. the Faze!. The offi cef for a moment stood aghait, arid then with blanched fear turned from the in- trepid juvenile's presence and precipi tately left the saloon, no doubt inwardly thanking God for his narrow escape. It does not effect this case to doubt whether the, officer would have kept his word or not, if the boy had made a mis cut upon his face,; the boy at least believed he would, and therefore he went to work with a quiet determinatlon what course he would pursue in such a contingency, and manifested more of the intrepid moral courage than the Officer did. Another remarkabbi instance of this character is exhibited in a duel between a white man and an Indian, both of whom were remarkable for their courage and physical power. The Indian obtained the advantage of a .choice of weapons and distance, which were scalping knives, and at arms length. It was stipulated. that the parties should be 'divested. of clothing as far down as their loins, and stand face to face with their left hands lashed together, and each a deadly scalp ing knife in the right hand. The odds were against the white man, for the knife was not his chosen weapon, and the dis. tanee too close. But in coolness and in craft he was equal to the Indian, and in quickness and physical strength or slight' of hand, he was his superior. ' Prom the Indian's known dexterity in handling the knife, and from his great muscular power there seemed to be little hope for the white man, nevertheless his courage never, failed him, for a moment,,and he conducted himself daring all of the, pre liminary stages of the fight, with the at most self control and the most unflinch ing interpidity.' As the parties stood there faCe to face with seeming intent' upon the lives of each other, and the In dian contemplating, doubtleSs the spot where he would make the .fatal'-'plunge, the white man was indulging in &differ ent thought—a thought that required for its ultimation the most inflexible nerve and a surer aim than the- deadly weapon can, command. Whilst the In dian was regarding the white man's body, the,white man, kept his eye fixed upon the Indian's hand which so firmly grasped the instrument of death. At length the fatal signal was given, andinstantly the white Man dropped his weapon and siezed the Indian by the wrist;just as he was making a pass a:t him with tbe deadly knife, and by a sudden wrench, and with almost super-human power, he broke off the bones of the Indian's lower arm,like: pipe stems, and left the powerless hand dangling, like ,a supple to the couple of a flail. The Indian of Course was "spoiled" and conquered, and that too by the cool ness the craftiness and the indomitable self posses'sion of the white, min, who . manifested .:more intrepidity. than. any soldier in leading a "forlorn hope." One more case in close approximation- to.the foregoing, arid wu done.—rtot that our stock is exhausted, hut that these an; sufficient to define the position we occupy, in the absence of those pow ers of logical reasoning, which the more gifted votaries of the pen are at all times able to bring, to their aid, in substantia ting a proposition or in fortifying a dis putable ground. A gentleman being on a visit to a friend in the State of,Arkansas one day took his gun and, proceeded alone in quest of "small,game" in order to while away the dull monotory of a summer day, and to seek that excitement, which is so abundently yielded by the sports of the brook and field, in some of the new and less frequented localities of these United States. Re was not long. in chasing ,up a covy of birds, but so much was he taken aback by their sudden fintterings, that they had passed beyond the reach of his fire, before he could bring his fowling piece to bear upon them. 13efore they "lit" again, they had crossed a deep ra vine, down and up whose steep sides the now amateur sportsman would be obliged to scramble before he could Approach near enough to gain a,shot. Full of the excitement of the chase, his resolution was soon formed to continue the pursuit at any odds. _Although this man com paratively speaking was traversing new ground in pursuit of new game, yet scenes of peril and danger were by no means new to him, and withal he was gifted with great presenc.e of mind, and intrepid courage, as the sequel will. show, In descending . the steep declivity of the ra vine, he was compelled to hold his gun in his right hand, whilst with his lefehe held to the prOje.Cting rocks' arid roots' and shrubbery that -he encountered in his progress, in order that he might not loose his footing and 'be precipitated with a'greater Speed than he desired to go. About midway between the top and the labttdni of the ravine he set' his foot in -the coil.of a large and malignant rattle snake, that had-'been basking in the sun. He Was so situated at the mo ment, that he could •not retreat upward nor downward, before the snake would have time to inflict upon him its deadly wound, foi his foot was upon its tail and he saw it raise its head in an attitude of defence. But the man was equal, to the occasion, and like the white man in the deadly encounter with. the Indian, he immediately dropped his gun and siezed the snake, an inch behind its head, be fore its sweep was spent in its fatal strike, and lield it with ttie grasp of a vice, Unable to disengage the reptile from his foot—for it had contracted its coil around his allele and held him fast order that he might 'cast it into the bottom _of the ravine, and give it its quietes in a well directed shot from his gun, his only resort was toe bring into , effect- one of those daring expediences, which seemed to be a part of the pro gramme which had been so unexpectedly begun. 'Therefore, 'he went cooly and undauntedly to work and"chawed off" the serpent's head with his teeth, and thus freed himself from his disagreeable situation, In relating these instances of coolness and intrepidity ander these imergencies, we by no Means desire that these char acteristicS are to be mistaken for ihat true moral ''courage, which, under other drid - highbr e,ombinations . of" circumstan ces, has been so often by other individii als, exhibited in this world. , GRANTELLUS. LENGTH OF HUMAN LIFE.—Let us not forget an advantage, or at least a power-. ful compensation, which contributes to the happiness of old age. That is, the moral gains more than the physical loses. In, fact, the moral gains everything : and if something is lost by the, physical, the compensation is complete. Some one asked'the philospher Fontenelle; when ninety-five years of age, which twenty years of his life he regretted' the most.? " I regret little," lie replied.; " and - yet thelappiest years of my life were those between the fifty-fifth snd severity-fifth." ARKANSAS WATEK.—A visitor to on f the midland , town,s . Arkansas,,after inquiring very particularlyr of a promjnent, citizen about the health of thellac' e, con eluded his interrogatories Ddeloi,.'what kind.of witei is' most used here ?"` ' " WelPwriter," answeredjthts Doctor. " ls it good ?', ".Those who use, replied the Doc tor, "suy.it is i first rate.. Lusewhlsliy...". ToennixellietDmit.----While the Prince of - Wales was at Viederielaon; N. 13., an old lady,3lrs. Seggigne, waited upon him, and presented-him' with.a relie,o4rice lesa value, 'being apiece. of his grand:: fathees.(the Altilke, of Kent's). dressing. gown. How the .venerable dante.zot. possession of it is not stated. ';: THE AMERICAN AGRICULTURIST, DOW closing up its nineteenth , year, has de sorted its ancient habitation among the agricultural warehouses on Water-st i and taken up its abode for the next ten years, at least, in the very centre of the great newspaper establishments of the City that have'for some time past been concentrating around "Printing-llouse square." The eminent success of the American Agriculturist, which n o w courts its 50,000 subscribers, while due in part to the correct policy of the pub lisher, viz.—to get up the best Possible paper without regard to expense, and then to make it widely known by liberal advertising—is an indication of the greatly-increased desire on the part of cultivators for information upon the best methods of tilling the soil. The present circulation of the Agriculturist, it may be remarked, is greater than that of the entire agricultural press only a few years ago. When this journal started there were but two or three agricultural papers in, existence ; the agricultural journals now numbering full forty.—N. Y. times. SPEECH OF SENATOR SEWARD : Senator Seward made a great speech at •Detroit, Michigan, last week, which has been telegraphed over the country. This ad dress of the Governor, together with the circumstances surrounding its delivery, give' it a national importance. The Sen ator paints a deplorable picture of the *sent state of our nation, and the po litical evils surrounding it. Internally our Government is mismanaged, while among the nations of the earth it is suf fering from a want of foreign respect and confidence. Pe does not think that these evirs will induce disunion, nor does the speaker anticipate such a contin gency. The Democratic party, the Whig party, and the short-lived American had all failed to furnish a. practical solution of the difficulties of the slavery question. His counsel may be comprised in this sentence, from his address ; "My humble advice then, fellow -citizens, is, that we return and re-establish the original poli cy of the nation, and henceforth hold, as We did in the beginning, that slavery is and must be onlrely local, tempo _ y a pu tempo rary, and exceptional institution, con fined within the slave States where it al ready exists; while freedom is the gep eral, normal, enduring, and permanent condition of society within the jurisdic tion, and under the authority, of the Constitution._ of the, United States.”-- The speech is marked with the Senator's usual ability, and may.. be regarded, as very . conservative. , BRECKINRIDGE NOT A SLAVE .13ViNEW: The Louisville Journal has the follow, ing, in reference to the charge that Mr. Breckinridge is . a slave owner : "We have received a great. many let ters from the South, requesting- us to state whether John. C. Breckinridge, who we believe is a man of wealth, does or does not own any. .slayes. We, do not know whether an answer to.this oft-Fe, peated question is important, but we will give one. Mr. Breckinridge and his family live in Lexington,iand board at the nnaix hotel, and -he. votes in that city. For the past three years he has, not listed any, property ler .taxatiou, either real or,personal,as appears from the tax. , hoolps. Re has a free colored woman as a nurse. We undorstand that he has a good deal-of , real estate in the North." Efilt•The Cattle - ,commissioners met at liartford, Con:, a few days ago, says the Honieiteakaed dedided still to adhere to the - decision of June last, not to aIIOW cattle to cross the line from Massa:Chu setts into Connecticut. They have been overwhelmed with applications ram butchers and drovers to withdraw thigZe-, cision; since the cattle disease excitement has died out. There is still a fear amoisir the border towns that the epedemic will rettpear on the approach of winter There was a Republican, demon : tration at Indianapblis, Indiana, on the 29th ult., Which was a sitecess. AnimmeilsecroWil threnged the' itree.ts'io view the proliceilicii,'Which was very large in:numbOrs,`add =hour in passing a everipoint: procession there was' a wagon drawn by forty-three yolsa of . ox.,an l ackd contaip4LF several large', iviih'gt9n splitting rails and distAtaiiiiti'd aitob the route. itai•qt is a beantifut . enst9,Rin ; Apple oriental -lands to leave , mute-gel:mil the fVnitslliat , are'shaked-frodfillrePtAaby the wind, they being-regarded to'theopOor'aid th% straniem ,'° .{iri eirrrOf. Lowe is determined OAI •agais. Ile says the w ILL eiostitiieAapp,» maw A STEAM ROAD GAREMON,..4IIIe steam Carriage in which the rani of Caithness has been trareling in ,Eleotland, has in front all the appearance of. an ordinary open carriage Which can be covered in *hen requited. It is mounted on three wheels much after the feel:doh of a per emtrulator, the front or guiding wheel being fitted on a pivot below the body of the carriage, so as to be turned by the required. Thehandle in the direction required. The wheels are of small diameter, and in width of rim fully double-those of ordi• nary carriages. The boiler and engine are behind, with,a seat for the stoker whose occupation is not much more cleanly than that of stokers in general. The boiler may contain from 60 to 70 gallons of water, and retpriresto be re plenished every honr,t or at about every ten miles distant, as the consumption of water is about a gallon per minute on an average. The engine m niee-hdreti pow er, and is so constructed that the boiler and engine together eccupy,aviry small space, only about five feet or so of the length of the carriage being thus taken up. The eost of the whole is about £2OO. The consumption of coal is quite small, about eight pounds per mile. No hindrance is experieiced, as Was antici pated, from the frightening -of horses when passing sootiusual a vehicle. The fire is entirely concealed from the - view of an animal apprOaohing in front, and the top of the smoke funnel ',tilt , rises a little above the headi of those. seated4n the carriage, entl4e,-not by anymoittis a source of terror our cotintmws., WitAT AN UMBRELLA INDlciieis:'-Ltere Is a good deal of tnith'ia tlWfo L iloerrng, as our readers will detect andlitkithwl- edge Ah umbrella, it is Said, ea be taken as a test or cherictei. - Tlfe!men Who al ways takes an umbrella out with him is a cautious fellow, whSo abitains from all speculation, and is pretty ittiu 'to die rich. The man. who is alwaySientfing his umbrella behind him is die 'Who gen erally makes no provision TOO' the nior row. He is reckless, thoughtless; alWays late for the train, leaves>the eitiecit deer open when he comes hotel:: lite at night, and is absent to stidi 'a iltigtee' is * to speak ill of a babyin °tits mothers ' The man who is alWitys losing his tim• beetle is an unlucky dog ) , whose bills are always protested, whose boots split, whose gloves crack, whose buttons. are always coming off, Whose change .is sure to have some bad twine) , infit. 'Be care_ ful how you lend a htlndreil dollars to such a man. The man' Whci-is perpetu ally expressing a nervous aniiety about his umbrella, and mondtiritirifitis - sere, is full of - newish:less >and low , sinipicion. Let him 1343 , ever so rich, give -Inn your daughter to him •'l he will Undoubtedly take more care of-hii umbrella thait his ADVANTAGH OF POVERTT.—A humorous correspondent of one .of the morning dailies, now at Saratoia,'says for my own partoins never afraid of having-my pooketpickint.' In.fact, I rather wish that some one' would pick it on halves, it is so hard for mtv , to find "any moni3y there; that I fally.aliprentate the difficulties =Another man *odd: mt.' counter, and 'should have'"-no 'Ablebtfort to:paying him well forhis•trotffilel And then, as regards ,a Watek,l leer con & den t that any man who took it, would be taking that which.enriched ; L im ilok but made him poor indeed:: Keeping , the wretched little thing in repair would' break- the proprietoiof 'afire totinkAir; a horse -railroad:, It: is ra lively> piecelof mechanism for itssise, however, andgeir ebntrives beat: thel3ito•CloCk 'down in the office an hour or two t wen ty, four. "Nett to korepitufhlistife; I can't conceive of anything more expeu-) sive and trodblesomectierdreetr:lthaiYa, watch." TERRIBLE r I‘RAGEI)L-r-L4t 6'8t¢0161)11. the body of a . :young and pretty,girl.mis . fetrii'd by some boys in tilts ,Chtirlgo canal near trace, N.Y.It w4enti-. ' fled as' that of Miss McGianni, whq Ts, engaged to be married t? f r itolmy , of Utica.. The corener i '?3 , 3ll',4 ► verdict 'that's ha was et/tweed . i. thrown into the canal ,,_ White, who' gone to , ,Oswego, was:arrested: I,ln ati , • --- .--„,i . . ~.," , lefao.r , T y, 4 0,.. owyp.-2ikagoifte , 4 i At3Pa81iti97):7144,F9,0411 at iii6a9 . # list, .14efr. , Tbe t.lije t fea . lreil lier,ifegt ; viitile she *.se:+ at I.:;eaftkert, ,iull et4te eight hundred: iloilliti r 4lktit otl i eVeliy..: Among the rifofeitiiiii'M were l iiiiiiee: 1et'.....0 ~4171‘, . . il, _ _s carved' , °4l ! St C F I PV', 79r , kn2n ll. l 4 l ?' ! from a piece of ite:totall'el Romeo ded jilli4t, and a'br - iiocii iftim AustralM wbieh• cost forty guittea.s.