BY FRED'K L. BAKER. BRITTON & MUSSER'S i d FAMILY DRUG STORE. ,illarhet Street, Marietta, Pa. BRITTON & Mrssse, successors-to Dr. F. Pinkie, will continue the business at the old eland, where they are daily receiving additions to their stock, which are received from the most reliable importers and manufacturers. They would respectfully ask a liberal share of public patronage. They are now prepared to supply the de mands Of the public with everything in their line of trade. Their stock of DRUGS AND MEDICINES 15 FRESH AND PURE, HAVING JUST ARRIVED i'uhe alines aria I.l4twil FOR MEDICINAL USES ONLY, ALL THE POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES, Dye Stairs of all kinds, Fancy and Toilet Ar ticles of every kind, Alcoholic and Fluid Extracts, Alcaloid and Resinuids, all the best Trusses, Abdominal Sup portors,Shouldcr Braces, Breast Pumps, Nipple Shells and Shields, Nursing Bottles, A large Pu p ply of HAT, HAIR, TOOTH, NAIL AND CLOTHES BRUSHES, Tooth Powder and Pastes, Oils, Perfumery, Soaps, Combs, Hair Dyes, Invigorators, &c.; Coal Oil, Lamps, Shades, Chimneys, Wick &c, Physicians supplied at reasons ble rates . Medicines and Prescriptions carefully and ac curately compounded all hours of the day and /tight, by Charles H. Britton, Pharmaceutist, who will pay especial attention to this branch of the business. Having had over ten years practical experience in the drug business ena bles him to guarantee entire satisfaction to all who way patronize the new firm. la* ilAssos's Compound Syrup of Tar, on hued arid for sale. A largor.:upply of School Books, Stationary, &c.. always on hand. - SUNDAY HOU RS: From S to 10, a. m,,-12 to 2, and 5 to 6 p. in. Chat li. Britton. A. 'Passer Davit Oa, October 20, 18a. PATTERSON 8c CO., pro. 661 MARKET STR EET, MA. RI E T TA E,,LERS vv FOREIGN & DOMESTIC HARDWARE. Kelp oor.qtantiy on hand a full stock at Bu L O..CK S, HINGES, t• GLASS, PAINTS, OILS, WHITE LEAD, t;u:.mitoß ARTICLE OF (SEMEN; &C., IRO N: Rolled and Hammered Steel, Elyse-S hoes 1-3ar, ding Roth', Hoop and Band Inn, 1.1e7,, , *.i,ne Nana, Bolts, Files, Ran's, etc. ii OUSE-RP:EFL\ G GOODS. F ST-CLASSCOON. 'NG P ARLOR STOVES, RANGES, Tubs, Churns, Cede] Stands, Wasn lioa,cds, Buckets, Knives and Forks, Plated and Metalie Spoons, , 11 , 1 Irons, Kraut Cotters, Waiters, Brass at Copper Kettles Clothes Wringers, Pans, Iron Ladles, Meat Stands, Coal Oil Lamps, Shades end Lanterns, Tea Scales, Coffee Mills, Painted Chamber Setts, &c., &c. EUIVP, Shovels, Hoes, Spades., Horse Brushes Waeel Grease, Fish, Sperm and Lubric Oils Cistern Pumps, Long and Shon. Traces lireast Chains, &c., &c. TOO L S: Hand and Wood Saws, Hatchets Chopping and Hand Axes, Planes, Missals. Angus and Auger Bits, Braces, Prunning Books and Shears, &c., &c. Thankfut for past patronage, we hope to men' and receive a continuance of the same. PATTERSON At CO. GEO. H. ETTLA, Accountant f lilE undersigned, a practical Accountant, I respectfully offers his services, in the OpAinig, Posting and Closing of Books, ex p.:outing and adjusting accounts also to care fully transact such other business pertathing to his profession that in iy be entrusted to his care. tie ie MHo agent for .he Great Eastern De tective Horse and LiA a Stock Insurance Corn- Pithy, cash capital $100;000. Insures Horses, nole9, Cattle and Sheep, against loss by Theft and Death, Fire, Accident or natural sasses. Alm:lefts, April 6,-Iy. First National Bank of Marietta THIS HANK] NAY ASSOCIATION HAVING COMPLETIgb 1.1 . 19 ORWANIiATION in now prepared to transact all kinds of 13 ANKIN (3 - I3USINESS. The Board of Directors meet weekly, on IV; dnenduy, for discount and other business Bank MOUTB : From 9.A. id to 3P. H. JOHN HOLLINGER, PAESIDAIVP. AMOS BOWMAN, Cashier. F. 1 - 1112.17..1e, M. 3D., Physician and Surgeon. A V I NG removed to Columbia, would em brace this opportunity of infnrming his tourer patients and iamilies in Marietta and vicinity, that he can still be consulted daily, between 2 and 3 o'clock in the afternoon, at the residence of Mr. Thomas Stence:. Any word left ttnre will be promptly attended to. Marietta, April I, 1867.-tf. K. S TROUT, M. D., Offerd Ms professional services to the citizens of IVJarietts, and vicinity. Orrrce ;—ln the Rooms formerly occupied by Dr.- F. ilinalz, Mark et-st., Merlotti.. W_ Worra,ll, Surgeon Dentist„ , liiaasa MARKET STREET, ADJOINING Spangler & Rich's Store, second floor, MARIETTA, PA. D ANIEL G. BAKER , ATTORNEy AT, LAW, LANCASTER. PA. OFi ICE :—No. 24 NORTH DUKE STREET oppusi!e the Court flouae, where he will at tend to the practice of his profesnon in all ita vario on branches. DR. H. LANDIS is the sole event for'the Sale of MISH LER'S BiTTEHS, in the liorough of Marietta. For sale at the GOLDEN MORTAR. (tit 1,)il ar'titt +km+ REMIN GT ONS' A LIBERAL DISCOUNT TO DEALERS 200,000 s.Gobehohlegf 4.rmy Revolver, 44-100 hell Calibre, Navy Revolver, 38 100 ' 7 Belt Revolver, Navy-size Calibre, Police Revolver, . )) )7 3, New Pocket Revolver, 51-100 in. Calibre, Pocket' Revolver, [Rider's paten:( -1-100 in. (Galili:e, Repeating Pistol, rtrEnt patent I N 9. 22 and 32 Cartridge, [ridge. Vest Pocket Pistol, No. 21, 30, F. I Cart- Gun Cane, ' No. 22 •tdsß •i • rtr:.,•:(o, Breech Loading Rifle, (Beale's) No. 3 - LEL ZS Cartridge, Revolving Rifle,_ and 44-100 E. REMINGTON S 2. 0 PRINCI.PA t. ACE:Frs. 4 Moore & Nichols, ::E. -'Ver" Wm. Read & Son, Boston, Jos. C. Grubb & Co., Philadelphia, Poultney & Trimble, Baltimore, Henry Folsom & Co., New Orleans, Johrson, Spencor, & Co., Cnicago, L. M. Rumse, s. Co., St. Louis, Albert P.- Crane, .an Francisco March 2, 1867. 30-6 m. TOV ES ! -3 STOVES! STOVES!! STOVES!!! COOK STOVES, COOK ,570VE".:, STOVES, AT JOHN SPANCL2R'S.64,-- I===l PARLOR STOVES, PAIJAR STOVES PARLOR 8:1'0 VES, GAS-BURNING. STOVES AT JOHN " SI"ANG I=l NTOVES, ST 1 , 101 7 .1,4 FOR 11 EATL: G TWO Or FOril? • noomu WITH olvE SUPPLY NO W READY- CALL 4 IVD SEE :18.-2A4dT I. Spangler's Hardxt - :,e m;d ::•.noe Store Market kz;.,-Li.t, ar a, 7%, pal A. 1-lIMSAY_, .441411 & DEALTIB IN BOOTS & NIA.R.KET S' , L., P Would motet : of this Borough 1.00 t• at thiswoe the lcr b : - • n. , :nt of work ever offered in th;. , do rough, which may be named the .u0:.,--ttyle ?NIA Qu a ciphe,-W3 FOR THE A. L. being .ar,;.2.'2 AND i CL MAKER enabler il/rll to ict with more iudgment than thosoy , •ho Ile contin ues to manufacture ix v b.7.st tatmuer everything in the 800 line, which he aria Warmnr o .t. 9 Call and eme,- - aint:., before °mg elsewhere. H. L. co E. ,T. fezu el Corner of Norti, efeen-St.,t and`Centre Svare, kat c, ger, WR. are pre.Dared W sell American 'LIM SWisti Watches at the Lote,tl cas! rates! We buy directly froru the impart rod Man ufacturers, and can, and V't.t-hrs 8.3 low as they can km, ! ) a. :.4ie: pidts New-York. A fine stock o_F ::.6 6 t . Soc... - Silver and Silver-pi-A. 0.. hand. Every article fairly repr7._ , -....ed. E. J. 11,111114 S Corner North Que.? . ':treet and e.entre Squa . NCAST.E,'_ PA. Agx . w . Sarni.lfs et. The most simple, complete easily man. ged Sewing Machine now in use. It does every description of wort—never stops at or needs to be helped over seams, but doer all its work rapidly and wail. The needle re quires no adjustment—you es....Ltno get it, in wrong—it makes ray width of hem you wish —does braiding beautifully. Tha Braider is in the foot of every mc.ci:,,ne p"rt of it. and is always adjusted, _ 'ver Rrt out of plow., Call and examine them rotors _ itreLasiw, - , any other, at H. .1 S. E. Corner North (Open street and Centro ~ : quam, SOle Agents for Lancaster Connty t Lancaster, Februaiy 1.866.-tf. DR. J. Z.llOll DEIiTIST, 1 0 7 - Or THE BALI - 110HE CI.ILt Nis i "' OF DENTAL SUFI EAT,, LATE OF ELARRISII • OFFIC Et—Front street; lert door to 2. Williams' Drug 'State,. tett:wit Locust end Walnut streets. Columbia. AI LENGE tO vohi - C li A es P Ol A PTp s u ,E, T , Scientifie Skepticism, ia Vindication of the Truth and Solierhumar. Or igin of the Hebrew Records of the Creation, just as those Records read. In magazine form, .quarterly, or oftener. 23 cents singly, or five successive numbers for 451.00. kildresk, Cri:I.PMA'S,, Box 483, P. 0., Phiindelaia Pa. A. work which all should read..., TTENTION ! SPORTSMEN ! ! ey's Gm) Capa, Eley'q Gun Wadds, upont's Sporting and Glazed Duck Powder Baltimore Shot; Shot Pouches, Powder Flasks old, at JOHN SPANGLER?S. OMET RING NEW Patent clasp.pock CI et, books, no gum bands to renew, adapte to any condition of the finance, at JOHN SPANGLER'S. EEP OUT THE FLIES ! LtieaP and or namental dish covers of wire, at JOHN SPANGLER'S. TOP PRINTING of every desbription - es 0 ecuted with neatness and dispatch at the 0 akce of The Mariettian. . . PIC EBOXE S,sugar boxes, fruit jars, win e. dow blinds, lookingglasses, at JOAN SPANGLER'S. 369eirtkui ennsebania lournat for t e ffionte MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, JULY 13, 1867. T. ire Mariettian is publiohedweekli at $1:50 a-year, poyable in admit& Office in "ifindsay's Building," near the Post office corner, Marietta, n r Lan caste Loyty Pa. Af;timils . gimp's will be inserted at the • follow zg rates : One spare, ten lines or less, 75 cents for the first insertion, or three tim. S . for $1:50. Profession al•or Busi.ves ertiy 7 3., of six lines or less, s ts Not'ix:ps in the reading col &cm,: en cents. a line ; general adver tisemew's seven cents a-line for the first insertion ; and. for every additional in serti.on, ,our c-,nts. A liberal deduc tioit ee to yearly advertisers., v.:. 2g put up a new Jobber press added a large addition of job type, clf,t, border, etc:., will enable the estab lisnmen; to exe-ute every description of Praia. and Fancy Printing, from the sinpll('-t card to the largest poster, at s/tort notice and reasonable rates. MMia= There's a jolly.Sazon proverb 1 hat is pretty mach like this, That a man is half in heaven When he has s woman's kiss; But there's tianger in delaying— And the sweetness may forsake it; So I sell yon,•bashful lover. you want a kiss, why take it. Never let another fellow Steal a march on you in this ; Never let a laughing maiden See . 7, on spoiling for, a kiss ; There's a royal way to kissing, _ And the jolly ones who make it Ha ,e a motto that is winning— If you want a kiss, why take it. Any fool may fee° a cannon ; Anybody wear a crown, But a man must win a woman, if he'd have her for his Own ; Would you have the golden Apple, You must find the tree and shake it, if thu thing is worth the having, And you want a kiss, why take it. Who would burn' upon a desert, With a forrest smiling by.? Wlio would give his sunny summer , For a bleak and wintry sky ? Oh 1 I tell you there is magic, A adyou cannot, cannot break it; For the sweetest part of loving Is to want a kiss, and take it. EOM B eatient, B prayerful B humble B mild B wise as a Solon, B meek as a child. B studious, B:thoughtfill, B Land, B sure - you make matter subservient to mind; B cautious, B prudent, B trustful, B true, B near, eons to all men, B friendly to few. B temperate in argunient, pleiesura and B care( r of conduct, motley and time, -El cheerio!, B grateful, .B hopeful B firm, B peaceful, B benevolent, willing to loam ; B-c,ourageotis, B gentle, B liberal, B juaL, - B aspiring, B- modest, because thou art dust, .13 nonest, B holy, transparent and pure, B uependent, 13 Christ-like, and you'll be secure._ tir A hi:nd man had been sitting one da:: and pleasantly chatting with some vieiters for an hour, when one of them wished be company good morning and lea the room. 'What white teeth that lady has!" skid the sarcastic blind man. 'glow can you possibly tel. that ?" said a Maui, "Because," was the ready answer, ."for the !as'.. half hour she has done - nothing but laugh." Sr In &railroad station is a playoard e.nnonnciug Smoking," posted Dyer an oii temp. Two I:Minim appear,-one smo;:ir.g. "Mike," eays the other, s'yon are tmusgressio' the chilies of the es tablishment." "How is - that ?" says the smatter. "Don't you see there--no smoking; ?" "'fit) ; but can't ye see, ye spalnaen, Cie vernier' is eildreesed to the lam:v 2:7 One ni_n wagered anouher that he had seen.a horse galloping at a great speed and a dog aLting on his tail. It seeds an improbable feat for a dog to accomplish, but the man was right, and won the. money. The dog was sating on his own. tail. OF An anti-hymeneal pansteir says that the recriminations of married peo ple resemble the sounds of the waves oR •the seashore--bolog the ciogg!ert ef the tied; rximf,s. IF YOU WANT A KISS, TAKE IT. WHAT TO BE. For The lifariettian A Irigorona Campaign. the east end, the west, the -#d- vet us, that there is a general awakening, upon the .great Temper ance issue. States >already away in advance, of ours, are busied in remodel ing their restructive laws, by environing them with greater safe guards. While the pioneer in this philanthropic'work, drawing pure inspirations freim ber lofty .pines that wave in 'the earliest rays of morning, has pasaed the impending crieis and through the ballots of her freemen stands to day an enobling example of disepthrallment from the bondage of intemperance. Maine, glorious Maine lik4 Orion leading her celestial host, is now beckoning .on her sisterhood of States to that higher plane, where -the demon drink can find no legal refuge. The, poor nerve shattered innebriate who te haunted by the tormentor, and sconrg. ad and flayed until,his life is an inglori one conflict in which the baser passions stultify every aspiration for good. Oen we now find an oasis in the desert of intemperance where the temptor cannot reach him—an asylum where he can cleanse his polluted body and once more rejoice in a better manhood. ' And 'soon State after State will'seek immunity from this direful scourge,' by enacting laws rigidly prohibitory. And while other States are advancing, shall our Commonwealth linger behind, heed less of the groans and agony of her none and daughters, that are falling the vic tims of strong drink. When our na tional safety was imlnriled, and brave men were needed to repel the rebel torde, our State haetened to send forth hei sons to battle in freedoms cease, and shall she now lag behind In this great' moral and social conflict, while ten thousand of her citizens are anually slain upon the drunkard's alter? Nith the friends of humanity, rests the,de cision of this question, whether for weal or woe, the responsibility of ad vancing the moral attitude of the Com monwealth is in their keeping, the re deeming of it is within their grasp, de cisive action and untiring perseverance alone, is needed to place this State side by side witlf_those that battle in the front ranks for the `right. 'And to this end every man and woman should direct their effort, by calling together the pub lic, and awakening in them a knowledge of their duty upon this subject. The season is upon us, in which assemblages can be had in the groves and thorough fares' where the public can be reached, and where admonitions of the dangers of delay can be imparted to them. Early arrangements should be made for an overwhelming Harvest Home, to be held immediately after the Mother ing of the crops, when-the husbandmen resting from the toils of the field, can participate in this intellectual recreation. Let each individual who- has inflated in a life long ,warfare against the evil. resolve to make this a telling season, and by autumn we will have created a public sentiment that will popularize the temperance cause beyond any for mer period, 'and make the detestable drinking usages of society more loath some than they have ever been hereto fore. B. 8. CALIFORNIA STYLE —Not long since a German was riding along Sansomestreet, near Sacramento, when he heard a pis tol shot balking him e tind heard the whiz zing of a ball near him and felt his hat shake. He turned and saw a man with a revolver in his band, and took off his hat and found a -fresh ballet hole thron e ,h It. " Did you shoot at me ?" asked the German. "Yes," replied the other party, "that's my horse ; he was stoles from me recent ly" "You must be mistaken," said the German. "I have owned the horse for three years." "Well:' said the'other, "whew I.come to look at him I believe ifain =mistaken. Excuse me sir ; .11 , 104 -you take a drink?" MOTH Of AFFECTION.-A. French jour nal tells a little story about a lady, or rather she is made to tell it herself "When I was first married I was on my knees before my husband froth morn ing till night. It was a perpetual ado ration, an: incessant delirium,,an inex• pressible bliss. I showered caresses upon him ; I could have eaten him:" "And now ?" asked a friend. "I'm sorry I didn't." What - ie the difference between.per metro:m and qbetinitudy One ie a etrong 104 sad the 01 4"! 4 1 4 Wong wont: The Raft Nature has supplied- the most of man 'kind 'with boards, and in very ancient times, the use of the razor upon it was unkrioln. Is Greece, the' first. instance of shaving occurred in the reign of Alex ander the great. This warrior ordered the Macidonians to be shaved lest the beardiof his soldiers thauld afford had dle to their enemies. 'The sarcastic Di °genies, When he once Saw some one Whose chin was smooth, said: "I am afraid you think you have great ground to accuse nature for having made you man and not Woman." In Cicero's time the genuine' beard "was not worn in so= ciety, But 'the barbuia (goatee) seems to have been affected by the young Bo man "swells." The beard began to revive again in the time of the Emperor Hadrian. But of all the Emperors who wore that orna ment, none creates so much interest in posterity as the Emperor Julian. His beard is the Most famous beard in his tory. Speaking of it, he says: "I, •coMmericw with my countenance'. It had nothing regular, or particularly agreeable about it; and out of humor and whimsicality, 'and just to punish it for not being handsome, I have made it ugly by - carrying this long and peopled beard." The 'Britons, like ancient Gauls, al. lowed the hair to grow thick on the head; and, although they shaved their beards gloss op the chin, wore immense tangled moustaches, which sometimes reached to their breasts. It maybe presumed that the northern nations - felt . the symbolic force of these appendages:;. : we have a 'well known passage in Tacites about the Catti, who, he says, made a general custom of what, among other german people was an affair of private daring—the letting the "crinem beirampe" grow till they had killed an enemy. The Normans, when they conquered England, were ell shaven on the back of the bead as on the face ; the Saxons wore full beards. In Edward II 's • reign, beards were worn apparently by , rpersons in years, officers of State. and Knights Templars, bat not generally. Sir John Mande ville, the traveler, who died A. D. 1832, was called Sir John with the beard (presumably from its sife). In Edward lll.'s time—the hey-day, 'of chivalry, of feudal ornament, of love-poetry, of her aldy—long beard and fine, mustache were in honorable estimation, In Richard IL's reign, the fashion continued.. The beard was "forked," and in all knightly effigies the mustache bating and drop ping on each side of the month: A sober and well governed gentleman of Elizabeth's time, regClated his beard as he did his dress, Mind, manners or conduct. It was an index of his statue or profession ; an emblem of his feelings and tastes—a symbol to• be'respeeted like his coat of arms. The Reformer, John Knox, cherished a large and pro fuse one, obviously from its patriarchal character, from the honor-ehown it in the Jewish days, from whose sentiment he drew his inspiration. The scholar, such as George Buchanan, wore it— sometimes as one who followed Knox and Calvin. The hair, as we all know, played an important symbolic part in the the civil ware• of England ; and the same rigor which the Puritan exorcised on the bead he exercised on his chin, and trimmed his beard as closely as he trimmed hie locks. The Vandyke beard is the typi cal one of this period. Peaked beards and mustaches were popular among the cavaliers ; and were at least pretty gen erally worn. Beards went out of fashion for more than two hundred years, among the An glo-Saxons of Europe and America . ; but they have been revived again, and , are now cultivated and defended upon scien tific considerations. The mustache is approved because it is said to be a natural respirator;:a de :tense to the Rings against the inhalation 'of` dust, and the beatd is defended, ea a protection far 'the throat against aold. It has been recOmnietided that all preach ers who are subject to throat diseases should allow their beards to grow.-- Travelers in. mad) , " regions, millers, ba kers and all mechanics should-allow the beard free play. ' THE EFFECTS OF WWVIIIC TIGHT BOOTS. --My son, if thou wilt wear tight boots there are thiee bed things thou wilt inetttably strer, namely, a bad corn, a bad. gait, antis- bad teniper. ' Bourbody says, "a wife should be like "a lamb—tender and - nicely dressed."— A. scamp adds, "and without any sane." VOL XIII.-NO. 49. Stiff for Smiles. An elderly_ maiden, who has suffered some disappointments, thus defines the hamau race : Man—A conglomerate mesa of hair, tobacco smoke, conciet and boote. Woman—The waiter, per force on the aforesaid animal. .A venerable lady of a celebrated physician, one , day casting her eye out of the window, observed her husband in the funeral procession of one of his pa tients, at which she exclaimed, "I do wish my husband would keep away from such processions—it appears too much like a tailor carrying home hie work." Some close observer says that young ladies who are accustomed to read news papers are sure to possess winning ways, bird-like dispositions, have cultivated minds, never commit suicide—nor sing "no one to love," are free from gossip ing, always select good husbands, and invariably make the sweetest and best of wives and never apply for a divorce. A lady, who had read of the eaten. sive manufacture of - odometers to tell how far a carriage had been run, said she wished some Connecticut genius would invent an instrument to tell how far husbands had been in the evening when they just step down* to the post office. ar,A veritable story is told of a bright little girl who, attending Sunday school for the first time, was asked, "Who went into the lion's den 1" The little one appearing puzzled and not answering, the teacher commenced spell ing, to awaken the child's memory— " D-a-n." "I can tell now," exclaimed she, all smiles, "it was Dan Rice 1" "Mark Twain" says that to "see a lovely girl of seventeen, with her saddle on her head, and her muzzle on behind, and her von just covering the end of her nose, come tripping along in her hoop less, red-buttoned dress, like a church on fire is enough to set a man wild. I have found that the men who are really most fond of the ladies, who cher ish for them the highest respect, are seldom the most popular with the sex. Men of great assurance, who make words supply the place of ideas, and place compliment in the room of sentiment, are their favorites.—Addison. "Sonny, does your father take a pa- per ?" " Tee, sir two of 'em. One of 'em belongs to Mr Smith and the other be longs to Mr. Thompson. I hook 'em both off the steps as regularly as can be." `.A. Virginia negro, according to an exchange, on hearing that Congress was going to give lands to the derides said : "Land I de dobbin ! Pee free now, and don't want no land. I'se gwine to git worms and go a fishing." One of the fence artists of Bridgeport lately painted on a board fence,' "Use Hoofland's Garman Bitters!" The next morning an addition to it was discovered, thusly : "and boy your grave stones of 10r7 ones oomplained•of a bad smell about the post office, and asked Brown what it could be. Brown didn't know, but suggested that it might be caused 'by the "dead lettere." A cotemporary says he once knew a young . lady who was so excessively mo dest that she always wore green specta cles, because she objected to looking at gentlemen with her naked eyes, A little boy, seeing a man prostrate before the door of a groggery, opened the door, and putting in his head, said to the proprietor, "See here, sir, your ,sign has fallen down." A clergymen gave the following toast, that was not very gallant, at late fire men's celebration:: Our fire-engines— may..they be like old maids—ever ready, but never wanted." An editor out West bas married a girl by th• name of Ohara. lie says be has experienced more happiness since he Juts joined the church than he did in all hislife before. A pert little girl boasted to one of her friends that her father kept a oar• riege. "Ah 1 but my father drives an omni bus," was the triumphant reply. Why do people affix the words "no eat:da" at I,lle end of a marriage an nonpoement ? Because they have play '4)&6ll their cards be re marriage. Much remains unsung, as the tom cat said when a brick cut short his serenade.
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