BY FRED'K L. BAKER.
COLIIIIBIA. INSITRAN,Q)4
JANUARY UT, 1867.
CAPITAL AND ASSETS, $600,527:91.
gIS Company continues to insure Build
ings, Merchandise, and other property,
spinet loss and damage by fire, on the mutual
pion, either for a cult premium cr premium
note
Szvorra ANNUAL REPORT
Whole amount insured,
Leos ain't expired in 1866,
$11,756,655,49
CAPITAL AND INCOME.
Amt of premium notes, Jan. I,
1966, • 0685,123,27
lose, premium notes expired in
1966, 71,963:04
$613,160123
Nance of premiums, Jun. 1,'86,'6,609:15
Caib receipts,less commissions, in '66, 57,016:16
Loans, 9 400 00
Due from agents and others,
lEEZEUI
Losses and expenses paid in 1866, 73,025:31
Losses adjusted, not due Jan 1, '67, 21,296,88
BOWe capital and aaaets,
January 1, 1867, 600,527,91
$694,850,10
A. S. GREEN, PRESIDENT,
GEORGE YOUNG, Jr.; Secretary.
lICHAEL S. SHUMAN, Treasurer.
DIRROTORB
Hiram Wition, William Patton,
Robert T. John W. Steacy,
/An Fendrich, George Young, Jr.,
H. G. hfinich, Nicholas iliCßcnald,
Samuel F. Boetigin, Wm. Patton,
Amos S. Green. J. B. .Bachman,
Bobcat Crane.
Columbia, March 30, 1867.-17.
REMINGTONS'
- j) l l.re•A rxxa.s..
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Sold by the Trade-Generally.
A LIBERAL DISCOUNT TO DEALERS
200,000 finTiOtea file tt. s.Gebemirtelif
army Revolver, 44-100 inch Calibre,
Navy Revolver, 36 100' " "
Deft Revolver, Navy-size Calibre,
Police Revolver, If
New Pocket Revolver, 61-10$11.in. Calibre,
Pocket Revolver,
,[Rider's patentl 31-100 in.
Repeating' Pistol, [Elliot patent) N0..22 and
3.2 Cartridge, [ridge,
Veit Pocket Pistol. No. 22, 30, 3tand 41 Cart-
Gun Cane, No. 22 and 32 Cartridge,
Breech Loading Ride, (Beale's) No. 32 and 38
Cartridge '
Revolving Ride ,36 and 44-700 inch Calibre.
E. Ride,
4. SONS,
It.toni; NEw-YORK.
PRINCIPE L AGENTS.
Moore & Nichols. New-York,
Wm. Read & Son, Boston,
Jos. C. Grubb & Co., Philadelphia,
Poultney & Trimble; Baltimore,
Henry Folsom& Co.. . New Orleans,
Johrson, Spencer, & Cs., -Chicago,
L. M. Rumeey & Co., St. Louis,
Albert E. Crane, San Francisco
Match 2, 1867. . _3O-6m.-
QTEV ENS HOUSE,
K) 21, 23, 25 &27 BROADWAY, N. Y
Opposite. Bowling Green,
On the Eiropean Plan
This Hammitt well ant, widely kilown to
the traveling pbblic. The location is especi
ally suitable to merchants -and busmess . men.;
it is in close proximity to the business part of
the City ; it is on the highway of Southern and
Western travel, and adjacent to all the princi
pal railroad and Steamboat depots.
Tut STEVENS HOUSE has liberal accommo
dations for over 300 guests; it is well furnish
ed and possesses every modern improvement
far the comfort and entertainment of its in
mates. The rooms are spacious and well ven
tilated—provided with gas and Water—the at-:
tendance is prompt and respectful; the table.
is generously provided with every delicacy of
the season—at moderate rates.
GEO. K. CHASE & CO.,
PROPRIETORS.
New York, May 11, 1867.-6 m.
TO JOHN SPANGLERS.
For useful things and things of sport,
The gay and serious here resort.
Superior Skates—Ladies Men's and Boys,
Pocket Books—every variety; •
All styles ot Coal Oil Lairws t ? •
New styles, Ladies Morocco Satchels,
Good-wires Companions-136°'
Latest novelty in Port Folios,
Extra fine Pearl and Ivory , handled Pocket
RepeaLers, Sharp's Improved. (Kuirieso
Sleigh Bells—fine plated and white metal,
Hair Brushes—durable and cheap,
Axes, Hatchets and Hammers,
Razor Strops-Emerson's,
Euston's Hand aeon Tennant Saws,
Wringers, late improved, '
All varieties of fine Ivory and common Table
Rolling pi ns , W as h ers (Cutler y
Amunition., Wads and Caps.
I. TROUT, ). D.,
his professional services to the citizens
of Marietta and vicinity:
:cc:—ln the Rooms formerly occupied
P. Hinkle, Market-at., Marietta.
"N7V_ - C7V - cil•ra,ll,
Surgeon Dentist,
GMT STREET, ADJOINING
tgler & Rich's Store,
second floor,
MARIETTA, PA.
NIEL G. BAKER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
LANCASTER • PA.
ICE :—No. NORTE o:
N o
DUKE STREET
to the Court 24
}lou se, where he will at
the practice of his profession in all its
s branches.
•H. La tiDIS is t sole agent the
Sale of M I SHLF,It'S he
BITTERS. for
la.the
igh of Marietta. For sale at the
GtILDEN MORTAR. .
'THE Glory of man is etrength—Tbere=
he nervous and debilitated should imme
ly use Ilelmbold's Extract aßachu.
a
BRITTON &MUSSER'Sof
MI FAMILY DRUG STORE, II
Market 'Street, Marietta, Pa.
Bairrorr & MUSSER, successors to Dr. F.
Hinkle, will continue the business at the old
stand, where they are daily receiving additiona
to their atock,_which are received from the
moat reliable importers and manufacturers.
They would respectfully ask a liberal - Share
of public patronage. - . .
- They are now prepared to eupply the de
mands of the public with everything in their
line of trade. Their stock of
DRUGS AND MEDICINES.
$12,478,426,83
722,771:34
FRESH AND PURE, HAITINIF JUST ARRIVED.
'itthe Miles 4na
FOR MEDICINAL USES ONLY,
ALL THE POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES.
Dye Staffs of all kinds, Fancy and Toilet Ar
ticles of every kind, Alcoholic and Fluid
Extracts, Alealoid and • . Resinoids, all
the best Trusses, Abdominal Sup
portors,Shoulder Braces,Breast
Pumps, Nipple Shells and
Shields, Nursing - Bottles,
A. large eupply of
8,664,66
$694,850,10
HAT, HAIR, TOOTH, NAIL AND CLOTHES BRUSHES. -
Tooth Powder and Pastes, Oils, Perfumery,
Soaps, Corubs, -, Hair Dyes, Invigorators,-&c:;
Coal Oil, Lamps, Shades, Chimneys, Wick, &cc,
Physicians supplied at reakona ble rates
Medicines and' Prescriptions• carefully and 11C-'
cniately.compoimded all hours of the day and
night, by Charles H. Britton, Pharmaceutist,
who will pay especial attention to this branch
of the buidness. Having had over ten years
practical experience in the drug business ena
bles him to guarantee entire satisfaction to all
who may .patrouize the new, fain.
nif"' HASSON'S Compound Syrup* of Tar, on
hand and for sale.
A large supply of School Books, Stationary,
eic.. always on hand.
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SUNDAY HOURS:
Front 8 to 10, a. m.,-12 to 2, and 5 to 6 p. m.
Charles H. Britton. , A. Musser.
Marietta, October 20, 1866. Iltf.
OUPPLEE .& .BRo.i •
IRON AND BRASS
FOUNDER'S -- •
and General Machinists, Second
Below Union, Ciohnibia, Pa.
They-are prepared to:make all kinds of Iron
Castinp for Rolling Mills and Blast Furnacel,
Pipes, for Seam, Water and Gas; Columns,
Fronts; Cellar Colas, Weights, &c., for Buil.
dings, and castings of every description;
SZE:IM ENGINES AND. BOILERS
THEIIIIO67.I,OI)ZEff A INPROIfXD
Mariner • Pumps, Brick Presses , Shafting and
Pulleys, Gearing, Taps, Dies, Machinery
for Mining awl Tanning k. Brass Bearings,
Steam & Blast Gauges, Lubricators, Oil Cotics,
Valves for Steam, Gaii r tuid -Water; Brass-Fit
tings io all their variety; Boilers, Tanks,
Heaters, Stacks, Bolts, Nuts, Vault Doors,
Washers, &c.
ILLACKSMITHINGin GENERAL
From long experience in building machinery we
flatter ourselveis that we can give general satis
faction to those who may favor us with thejr
orders. IC' &Fairing promptly, attended tot
Orders by mail addressed as above, will meet
with prompt attention. Prices to suit the times.
Z. SUPPLEE,
T. R. SUPPLEE.
Columbia, October 20, 1860. 14 tf
AGREEABLE AND PROFI TABLE
fmiz_Letanitzt fate. ~.T4su.oe
MESSRS. BLACKWELL & CO.,
IVcwspaper and Periodical
Subscription Office, No. 82 Cedar-st., N. Y.
ES IRE to engage or; E good correspondent
j J in each town, to extend the.r business
in the principal Magazines and Newspapers,
for which they take subscriptions at the pub
lishers' lowest prices. •
'The husinssa.is respectable, pays well, and
no capitiil is required Wig also suitable for
ladies. Full particulars in our "Correspond
mil's-Circular, mailed free.
'Also* now ready, a new Edition of our third,
annual' newspaper _and periodical Catalogue
(for 1857) containing over 200 different pub
lications—a most useful thing to all lovers of
literature. Free to any address, _
BLACKWELL & Co.,
Office, 82 Cedar-et., N. Y. (P. 0. Box 4298,
First National Bank of Marietta
fr HIS BANKING. ASSOCIATION
RAYING COMPLETED ITS ORGANIZATION
IS now prepared to transact all kinds of
BANKING BUSINESS.
The Board of Directors' meet weekly, on
Wednesday, for discount and other busineas.
11:1•11 °nig Hours : From 9A.atta3 P. M.
JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIDENT.
AMOS BOWMAN, Cashier.
F'.. 13 . 1n.1t.1.€3 M.. 7J r -7
Physioian and Burgeon.
)[-I AV ING removed to Columbia, would em
brace this opportunity of informing hie
farmer patients and families in Marietta and
vicinity, that he can still be consulted daily,
between 2 and S ,o!elock in the afternoon, at
the residence of Mr. Thomas Stence. Any
word left there will be promptly attended to.
, Marietta, April I, 1867.4 f. _ _
DR. J. Z. HOFFER,
DENTIST,
OF THE gALTIMOILE COLLEGE
i ffilas•O OF DENTAL SURGERY, -
LATE OF HARRISBURG.
FFICE:—Front street, next door to R
kl Williams , Drug 'Store, between Locust
end Walnut - - streets, Columbia;
CORSET SKIRT - SUPPORTERS an ex
cellent article for ladies. Just received
and for sale at AIRS. ROTH'S Variety Store
lAIR ROLLS, the latest fashion—call in
at Mrs. ROTH'S Variety Store and sae
em—all the rage now, inithe cities.
SEEP OUT THE FLIES ! Cheap and or
namental dish covers of wire, at
JOHN SPANGLER'S.
JOB PRINTING of every description ex
ecuted with neatness and dispatch
0 0 ce of The Mariettian..
SPIC EBOXE S,sugaz boxes, fruit jars, win
dow bi hide, looking glasses, at
JOHN SI:ANGLER:S.
ilooß, • 61 Alvs;
Excellent quality, cheap
JOHN: SPAAGIJ..II%4 HARD WARE.
LL kinds of Blanks printed and for dale
Alt stt TILTS OFFICE.
,t4..70.., - 11. -, rittliililt+
_ Nagedtuf - Vonsebania alournal for ite fonts girds.
MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, ENE 29, 1867,
r_NRJrs
The Mariettian is published weekly,
at $1:60 a-year, payable in advance.
Office in "Lindsay's Building," near
the Post office corner, .Mariettd, Lan
caster 'county, Pa.
Advertisements will be inserted at the
following rates : One square, ten lines
or less, 75 cents for the first insertion,
or three times for $1:50; Profession
al or Business Cards, of six lines or less,
$5 a-year. Notices in the reading col
umns,ten cents a-line ; general adver
tisements seven cents a-line for the first
insertion, and for every additional in
sertion, four cents. A liberal deduc
tion made to yearly advertisers.
:Having put, up a new Jobber press
and added-a large addition of job type,
cuts, bbrder, etc., will enable the estab-.
lishment to.execute every description of
Plain and Fancy Printing, from the
smallest•card to _the largest poder.„,at
sh6rt notice and reasonable rates. .
NO ROOM IN 'TIE INN;
[The_ poemseferred to in the following
Thor allfreAsi without is enticing and gay,
And a victim thour't lured , by lavish
display,
'Mid rum, wine and brandy and whiskey
and gin,
No room for my Savior—no room In the
Inn.
Thy wife's cheerful smile, made thy
• fireside bright,
And once it would quicken thy pace
home at night;
Here smiles are exchanged for the idiot's
grin ;
No room for my Savior—no room in the
Inn.
Tby wile and thy children are waiting at
home,
And fight altar , they,are ming
Where heart's best affections aro bar.
tered for gin,
No room for my Savior—no room in the
Inn.
What tones of rich music thy welcome
would greet!
Wilt thou not exchange, for such melody
sweet,
The drunkard's coarse jest and rude
senseless din
No room for my Savior—no room in the
Around thee most fondly, thy children
would crowd:
Thy wife with her sewing, thou reading
aloud,
'Mid idling and gambling, to lose and
to win—
No room for my Savior—no room in the
Inn.
As priest - of thy household, 0, guide
them aright,
By precept,. example, to let shine their
light
'Mid fighting and swearing; all folly and
sin
No room for my Sarkis., no room in the
Inn.
Say not : ."Tis too late—l cannot re
form ;"
Let him who our sine and our sorrows
has borne,
But reign in thy heart, and thon'it say
if this sin
No room for my Savior, or me in the
Inn.
For The Mariettian
'`No Room in the inn."
LtrKR 2 : 7.
When the Scottish "Auld wife" wee
asked to enter an inn, and take a glass
of "the famous Scotch sum' still whis
key," she replied : "Na, ne : there was
nee room for my Savior in the lon, in
the days of `his • •flesh, and I'll no gang,
for Tin Oilskin' there'll iso-muckle room
for him there yet."
This incident introduces a beautiful
and touching poem._ with the . above
title, in a recent issue of an excellent
"religious and litetary monthly." : It is
very suggestive. It is not.at all proba
ble that the Inns of our Savior's time were
each dens of vice and pollution as many
of them now are. lint the lesson en
forced by .the old Scotch woman is none
the less forcible and instructive on this
account.
Would that all professedly Christian
people were as thoughtful and conscien
tious : that they woula resolve never to
be seen frequenting those places where
Jesus is a . stranger and an eiile. I
know that it is next to impoeeible in
many places in our country'to find com
fortable lodgings while traveling, in any
other kind of thyself, than -a. o licisemed:
grog-shop." Christian mend good, teln
ltheance men, are often compalled to
;"tarry for the night" in some matched
twee!, infested with vermin of all-kinds,
and various, kinds of.animals in . hemufn
shape, that Make the live-long night
hideous with their drunken revels and
yells. In- one such wretched carica
ture of a "hotel," not very far from .this
place, we were doomed about two years
ago to, ppse a midffkble night. We
Must often do thil or "lodger in tke
street all night"
Now what is the reM l ifdy for this evil?
lot good men every Wier. frown upon ,
these moral , nuieances, and nee every
ingitimate effort to supprehis them.
A. friend *narked to' e the' other
day, that "me " have. wholeeoufe -laws
upon this subjeo l l4they are - not en
terced, and that it was or kurlittle use
to enact more stringent laws, until we
'mei to irthat those we have ate- carried
oat."
- Now there is truth in this. Wwsre
certainly, however, in favor both fit Wire
stringent laws, and the morerigid en
,
.en
ocement of altsif them . B at there is
ther evil connected with this subject,
and that is that.gpod men, and, even
olikriatian ministers, ado not always give
the preference, in ;their patronage to .
sOctly Temperance Hotels.
./n a pup?* summer watering place,
I Lave known . good mar and miniatere
of th‘goepel-to give the Preference to
Aktiarding pliMe where liquor was sold,
oter one kap on strictly-temperance
principles, au& that under theiprofemed ,
(bet mistakeliyples that tberwere "bet=
tae kept." Lasy , inistaken plea, for from
pert - Moral , knowlOge4 have kirOwn that
in 4svery respect, the ?Temperance Bones
wee! vastly euperiir. 4 , in , order, quiet,
primpt attention, ova Sara and,nom
atonable and prolitithiracietl• INF
!
tency, thou art a jewel."
AN Awvux DISEASE.-A Western er-
change notices the prevalence of a new
disease called the pipsynipsy, and thinks
it peculiar to that section. We do not
know the exact disease has made its
appearance here, but the remedy is in
general use. The disease is described
as follows : A sudden depression of the
collipais dinix, a caving ko of the Bpi
' nality of the backbonibue, and a feeling
of slimness in the immediate vicinity of
the diaplrragm may be regarded as
symptoms that the complaint is coming
on. The following remedy will afford.
•kinstant relief: Spirits vini Otard, z. i.
sugarum whitum, q. s., icibus coolus, q.
r., shekiste violenter, addus apriggue
minute duns, and suckite cum 'Oswalt.
We have heard it said that it, is worth
while having the disease for the sake of
the remeny.
WHAT TO Tsar.—An exchange says:
A lady of our acquaintance, young, and
lovely and intelligent; called on a cel
ebrated physician to do "something" for
a rush of blood to the head.
"I have been doctoring myself," said
the languid fair one, with a smile, to the
bluff though kind M. D., while he was
feeling her pulse.
"Why, I have taken Brandreth's Pills,
Parr's Pills. Stranbarg's Pills, Band's
Sarsaparilla, Jayne's Expectorant. need
Dr. Sherman's Lozenges and Plaster,
and—" •
"Good Heavens I madam," interrupt
ed the astonished doctor, "all these do
your complaint no good ?"
"No I—then what shall I take ?" pet
tishly inquired the patient.
"Take r exclaimed the doctor, eye
ing her from head to foot—"take 1" - he
exclaimed after a moments reflection,
"Why take off your corsets 1"
61- A woman in Boston, a day or two
ago, whose pilfering proclivitiee were
well known, was observed to be laying
a good supply of eggs, the bosom of her
dress being used as the receptacle for
the hen fruit.- An officer in the market
who was watching lier operations waited
until a goodly supply of eggs had caused
a full developement of her "bust," when
he laid -somewhat rude hands upon her
and after crushing the eggs into an indis
criminate mass, to the infinite amuse
ment of a crowd of lookers-on, she was
allowed . to `depart with her embryo
omelet.
iar Professor S. F. B. Morse, the
venerable inventor'of telegraph, is now
residing with his family at'Paris. His
health is good, and he is busily engaged
upon sa_ history of the telegraph; And
receives yieiterp but one efternon is
the week.
WAIIMEMEME
Origin of the Nate" of Ws,
Maini was so &lied as early as 1023,
from. Maine in France, of whioh Henri
etts Maria, Queen of England, wait
that time proprietor. •
New Hainpehire was the. name given
to the territory conveyed by the•PlyuiL
oath .Goinpany to Captain John Mason,
by. patent, Nov. 7tb, 1629, with refer
ekes, to the patentee, who was GOiferti
or of Portionoith, in Hampshire, Eng 7
'Vermont wan so called by the inhabi
tants in their Declaration of Independ
once, January 16th, 1777, from the
French verimont, thelreen mountains.
MassaAnnette wee so called :fro&
Maisachusetts Bay, and that &mike
Maesachusett tribe of Indians, -in- the
neighborhood of Boston. Theu.tribekis
thought , to have.derivedits segmitrOok
the Blue,Billsof hadleetste!.:
says Boa Williams, "that ilierSilsw
chnsetts wee so called from the Bide;
Bills."
Rhode Islacd was - iiil34,°, in
•
reference to theisland'or Bhodes,in the
Meditertamian.
Connecticut was, so called fiom - the
Indian "dame--of its priticipil
oMineeticut Is a Mocheakannenewoid,-
signifying long river.
New York was no called 'in-16i4,in
referent', to , the. -Duke .of Yfink and
Albany, to whom this territory , was
granted by the Bing of England.
New -Jersey was so called in 1634;
from the feltuld of Jersey, on - the Coast,
oernitice., the residence otthe _faintly of
Sir George 'Carteret, to whom the n terri-.
tory was granted.
, Penisylvania , tvas so called la-1 1 681,
altei:Williem 'Penn..
Delaware was so called in 1703, (rota:
ThSalEnre Bnym, on .. which
which• MM`AMOAtik news from-1;0)1A:-
arylan *O •wike no lay +Ft
- ne o
Renrietts Marts, quasi:
in his patent to LorCEaltimore, Jane
30th, 1632.
Virginia was so called:in-1684, after
Elizabeth, the Virgin - gleam of Eng
land.
W. A. F.
Carolina was so called by the French
in 1564, in honor of King Charles IX, ot
France.
. i
Georgia was so called n, 1732, in hon
or of King George jI.
Alabama was so called in 1814, from
its principal river. •
Mississippi was so called in 1800, from .
its western boundary. Mississippi is said
to depote the whole river, i. e., they river
formed by the Union of many.
Louisiana was so called in honOr Of
Louis Xll7, of Franca.
Tenpessee was so called in1:796, from
its principal- river; The vioid Tot: asee:
is said to signify a carved spooa.
Kentucky was so calledliil792, Wan
its-principal river. •
Illinois wee so wiped in 1809:from ill
principal river. The word-is said to-sig
oily the river of men. •
Indiana was sir called •in 1.809; from
the American Indians.
Ohio was so called in 1802,1ropi its
southern boundary._ •
Missouri was so, called in 1821, from
its principal river. .
Micbigan was so called in 1805, from
the lake on its border.
Arkansas was so called in 1812, from
its principal river.
Florida was so called by Juan Ponce
de Leon in 1572, because it was discov-.
ered on Easter Sunday, Spanish
Pascua Florida.
Columbus was so called in reference
to Columbus. •
Wisconsin was so celled from its
principal river.
lowa was so called from:its principal
river. .
Oregon , was so celled from its pi;
cipel river.
Those who , keep.their wagons and
carriages in good running order, should
place a wrench on every not at least
CMG a Math. This Will save nuts, save
bolts and prevent rattling and wear and
tear. There is a great deal depending
upon looking after the running gears of
vehicles as well as the harness. For
want`of a little attention aqpidents have
happened and damage been sustained.
eir The productive power of the drop-
Pings of the benery are very great coin
pared with ordinary barnyard manure,
yet many farmers h with a score or two
of fowls, take little or no pains to pre;
serve and apply it tethe purposes of
vegetable production. It is an excell
ent dresaing for gardens, arid will mak,.
a hundred fold,:the care and expense of
preservingantapplying it. •
0
VOL. XIII.-NO. 47.
Staff for Smiles.
Or A. California story' idle' of*, men
WhO reeelved 'to quit drinking Mid moat
to ' lli)tiliti to get bun to drain up in
affidavit toithat effect. The doiteuttebt
was diawn; read and aPproved; the
paity held . FP hie baud, and inutinered
the usual •"s'elp me." It was properly
sealed and delivered, "What's to pay r
asked the pledger. 4 To luir--to pay,"
exclaimed the party ; "nothing. of ceniso
—this is,it labor of foie." "Nothing to
pay P returned the, grateful , bAA
forgetful effiluit. "Valera a brick brick.
Lees *take diink I" tiagla died
from off the pleasant face of the notary,
aid he pointed with a look of awful
meaning to the lately etTured eigueture
of*Buiviter. fergetfal individual
appeared cootcience ~stricken, bueol7.
eieiiiii r ed tett the offipa.,
LA . gontierniatoimit describing tik Doug
the /Wry of hie courtship
and marriage—how his 'wife had beim
brought, epnyin 1, and was on the
°nee *est upon her enraptured sight,
and site, accepted him as her husband.
Jerrold liettmed I to the end of the story,
and then quietly iimarked, "Ah i she
elidently thilight you better Aran nun."
Dryden, on - ihn'tigbtlitat, one of his
pays' Was' dinTaidNyba taking Me walk
from &Wirtl,4l4n to War met 14 a
ooifedinbiiiiiiintance,Whbtratt: "What,
Dryden, my boy I upon my rout,' !tail '
&S I IAP, A 11 1.ngt 11 1 11 10t4PC",f0
4 4 1 144tg king.-t o: 41 , port's t feel t io,a
1 , 4 4 164 Play t*,
f OO- V:indied gott.
Me. Joni - met, Mr-Smith,
b teanai gia
eiPg Q ll Dir„ Ai rPP •
and ”Whi,04'1114,.141/411,-.
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or ~(twP .he 9 r ,rl
ca risva l o ti a lhi
,bertlt,.tatakr the bollar, I shall probably
go, la the cabin, &owe."' We
have not heard, from:bim since. •
German and hie dear fray were :
reeled. recently in the "gnpneition i;
,the
fOrmer charged with [raw:llll. R % bank
nipi9y. They were .Bearolied. "No
stints," wee the reply of the marcher, ,
when the size of the lady?" chignon .
calight ` attenti on,-antl i. he pulled it
off. It was a nest of bank .notes,
• One „cbr
. Western ezolianges
says: "We.notice in an Indiana, paper
the marriage at Mr. rhos. N. Lyon to
MissllollieLamb. • Another scriptural
prophesy in process of : 'The
lion and the lamb shall lie down togeth
er; and'—after : e little child
will lead them. " .
A. etrszcontrabaCd from dosvn south
lea lately inspecting a • horse power in
operation, , when be broke out tbue
inane, I hab seen heaps o' things in my
life, but .I neber eaw anything whar a
borne could do bia own work and ride
bifocal;
An old gentleman retiring from the
stationery business, sold his paper mill
and, gave as a reason that there was AIM
money in the tends."
"Why," eaid Mr. M., "I thought any
man could make a fortune on paper."
Please, Miss Jones, what is the mean
ing of suburbs Governess, (who is ex
tensively crinolined)—The outskirts of
a place. Pupil, (Seizing Miss Jones ligr
the dress)—Then, Miss Jones, are these ,
your suburbs ?
'A lady about to marry was yarned
that 'her intended, although a good man,
was very eccentric "Well,"said she,
"if he is very unlike other men, he is
more likely to be a good husband."
It was an apt answer of a young lady
who being asked where aqui her native
place, replied, "I have none ; I am the
daughter of a Methodist minister."
"What is the occasion o! all this bell
ringing, Tom V'
"Why it was occasioned by somebody
at the end or the rope."
A. father said to hie wife, when his
dieeipated boy lutd come home.: "Wife,
kill 'the prodigal, the calf's returned."
'Why ought a greedy roan to wear a
plaid Waistoost4 So as to keep a oheok
upod his stozbaoh:
Who wee 'the biggekt liar in sacred
history'?
,
What day is an !ajnootioo to go kr
is:4i' Maich
Wien in hint like a eennibe
Pilien,i6 este its "pep."
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