The Mariettian. (Marietta [Pa.]) 1861-18??, June 15, 1867, Image 1

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    BY FRED'K L. BAKER.
gEMINGTONS'
Fire A r3cci....
Sold by the Trade Generally,
A LIBERAL DISCOUNT TO DEALERS
200,000 fitilisigZ s.Gobeirrke n t
kr ruy Revolver, 44-100 inch Calibre,
Noy Revolver, 36.100 " "
B e lt Revolver, Navy-size Calibre,
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Police Revolver,
New Pocket Revolver, 61-100 in. Calibre,
Pocket Revolver, [Rider's patent . ] 31- (C 100 in.
alibre,
Agitating Pistol, [Elliot patent] No. 22 and
111 Cartridge, [ridge,
Vest Pocket Pistol, No. 2,30,32 and 41 Cart-
Gan Cane, No. 2
22 and 32 Cartridge,
Butch Loading Rifle, (13eal.e's) No. 32 and 33
Cartridge,
141Volring Ride, 36 and 44-100 indli Calibre.
IiEMINGTON 4.• spivs,
Nzw-YORK.,
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PRINCIPAL AGENTS.
Moore S.: NiC/1016. New-York,
Wm. Read & Son, Boston,
Jos, C. Grubb & Co., Philadelphia, ,
Peultney &. Trimble, Baltimore,
Henry Folsom & Co.. New Orleans,
Juhrson, Spencer, & Co., Chicago,
1.. M. Itumsey & Co., St. Louis,
Albert R. Crane, San Francisco
March 2, 1867. 30-6 m.
S LIULTZ'S
Old Established.
1) - a1, lur
NO, 20 NORTH QUEEN STREET, IA
LANCAST.ER, PA.
lATE would respectfully announce that our
n' styles for the pr sent season are now
ready, consisting of
t;entlemen's Dress Silk, Cassimere, Plain and
lush, Fur and 11 001, or Cassimerett,
Stiff Cassimere, Soft and Steel exten-
ded Brims, and Flexible Self•ad
justing and D'Orsay Brim
u .L r 3C 4 MD
In new, novel and Nautical designs, and at
rich prices as to make it an inducement for
all to purchts.e.
Capp! I
Caps I
Our stock of Caps comprises all the newest
styles for Alen, Boys and Children's wear.
The lowest selling price marked in figures on
each article, and never varied from, at
SHU LTZ & BROTHER'S,
flat, Cap and Fur Store,
No. 20 North Queen-st., Lancaster.
' All kinds of Shipping Furs bought and
the highest Cash prices paid.
JACOB LIB HART, JR. ;
CABINET MAKER
AND UNDERTAKER, MARIETTA, PA
-~
11TOULD most respectfully take this meth
V V od of informing the citizens of Marietta
and the public in general, that, having laid in
a lot of seasoned L•tmber, is now prepated to
manufacture all kinds of
CABINET FURNITURE,
in every style and variety, at short notice
Ile has on hand a lot of Furniture of his own
manufactuie, which for fine finish and good
workmanship, will rival any City make.
E.P Especial attention paid to repairing.
lie is also now prepared to attend, in all its
branches, the UND.ERTAKiNG business, be
ing supplied with an excellent Herne, large
and small Biers, Cooling Pox, &c.
COFFINS finished in any style—plain
or costly.
Ware P,onm and Manufactory, near Mr.
nuify7s new-building, near the " Upper-Sta
iox,,, Marietta, Pa. [Oct. 22.
First National Bank of Marietta
THIS BANKING ASSOCIATION
HAVING COMPLETED ITS ORGANIZATION
is now prepared to transact all kinds of
BANKING BUSINESS: .
The Board of Directors meet weekly, on
Wednesday, for discount and other business.
ILii - Bank Hours : From
JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIDENT.
AMOS BOWMAN, Cashier.
nir-le, 3:)_,
Physician and Surgeon.
j.
.1 AbVr
brace
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this
opportunityoirto Colu m o tit ia,
informingw oulde i i t i l ;
orrner patients and tamilies in Marietta and
vicinity, that he can still be consulted daily,
between 2 and 3 o'clock in the afternoon, at
the residence of Mr. Thomas Stence. Any
word left there will be promptly attended to.
Marietta, April 1,1867.4 f.
DR. 3. Z. HOFFER,
DENTIST,
1, ; OF THE BALTIMORE COLLEGE
OF DENTAL SURGERY,
LATE OF HARRISBURG.
OFFIC E:—Front street, next door to It
Williams' Drug Store, between Locust
end Walnut streets, Columbia.
H. B. TROUT, M. D.,
Offers his professional services to the citizens
of Marietta and vicinity.
Orrice:—ln the Rooms formerly occupied
by Dr. F. Hinkle, Market-st., Marietta.
"VVorra,ll,
Surgeon Dentist,
MARKET STREET, ADJOLNING ifeasaas
Spangler & Rich's Store, second floor,
MARIETTA, PA.
D ANIEL G. BAKER,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
LANCASTER, PA.
OFFICE :—No. 24 NORTH DUKE STREET
°PPtißito the Court Rouse, where he will at
tendto the practice of Lis profession in all its
various branches.
1 - THE.: Glory of man is strength—There
fore the nervous and debilitated shouldinime
diately use lielmbold's Extract Bnchil.
CORSET SKIRT SUPPORTERS an ex
cellent article for ladies. Just received
and for sale at MRS. ROTH'S Variety Store
T,4tci arirttiau,
r.EiTdvs
The Mariettian is published weekly,
at $1:50 a-year, payable in advande.
Office in "Lindsay's Building," near
the Post office corner, Marietta, Lan
caster county, Pa.
Advertisements will be inserted at the
following rates : One square, ten lines
or less, 75 cents for the first insertion,
or three times for $1:50. Profession
al or Business Cards, of six lines or less,
1 15 a-year. Notices in the reading col
umns, ten cents a-line ; general adver
tisements seven cents a-line for the first
insertion, and for every additional in
sertion, four cents. A liberal deduc
tion made to yearly advertisers.
Having put .up a new Jobber press
and added a large addition of job type,
cuts, border, etc., will enable the estab-
lishmeni to execute every description of
Plain, and Fancy Printing, from the
smallest card to the largest poster, at
short notice and reasonable rates.
For The Marietti# .
Take care of the Children,
Mr. Editor :—ln our great temperance
reform we battle for future generations.
The reclaiming of, the drunkard is of
the greatest moment to him ; but of
more importance is it to prevent the
millions that are coming upon the stage
of action from tasting the drunkard's
cup, or forming the drnnkard's character.
Whatever may be said in favor of leaving
the minds of children unchained and un
fettered on other opinions, no one can
speak in favor of leaving them to drink
deep of intoxication, and gain the drunk
ard's thirst, before they shall decide in
their mind's whether it is best to adopt
the only safe principle of total absti
nence. As there is no natural appetite
for the intoxicating cup, there is nothing
to be subdued in the child. As he has
come under the power of no fashion, no
change of habits is demanded. As he
has not began, to derive from the use of
the sale o f the intoxicating cup and pe
cuniary advantage, no interest has to be
sacrificed. As we are able to point him
to the most baneful consequences of the
use of strong drinks, and assure him of
the greatest personal gain from entire
abstinence. We have a motive, power
ful with the youthful mind, and one,
which if properly presented, will go
through all the ranks of the young
throughout the nation. And its benefits
none can tell, in preserving them from
intemperance—saving them from a great
amount of suffering—degradation and
shame, and making them instruments of
extensive good in all their circles of
influence. Could the rising generation
be trained up with fear and abhorrence
of the drunkard's cup, our great work of
rooting intemperance from the earth
would soon be accomplished, To assist
in accomplishing this great work in our
town and vicinity a "Band of Hope"
Temperance Society has been organized,
for the especial benefit of the youth ;
Should not parents feel a deep interest
in its prosperity ? Is not the happiness
and prosperity of the community closely
connected with that of the proper train
ing of our children ? And is it not the
absolute duty of parents and guardians
to promote the interest of every enter
prize gotten up to improve the morals of
the children ? Is not the happiness of
parents intimately interwoven with that
of their children's character.? Why
then is there not a hearts response from
them all, saying, "Here is my heart and
hand, and purse to help you in this good
work." Come then to the help the
Lord, to the help of the Lord against
the mighty ; the night is coming when
no work can be done, therefore, "what
ever thy hands find to do, do it with all
thy might." And in thy dying hour,
you will not regret that you labored to
advance the temporal—spiritual—and
eternal, interest of the children commit
ed to your ca. e
der The followiog touching epitaph
was written by a British nobleman upon
his wife :
"Beneath this marble slab doth lie
As much of virtue as could die ;
Which, when alive, did vigor give
To as much beauty as could
A punster says : "My name is Somer
set. lam a miserable old bachelor. I
cannot marry ; for how could I hope to
prevail on a young lady possessed of the
slightest notions of delicacy, to turn a
Some rset ?"
It is said that the toothache may al
ways be cured by holding in the band a
certain root—that of the tooth.
Women who attend teatrties should
remember that tattle begins with T.
t 36 9 enVtuf *anal for # ENom Cult. ,
MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, JUNE 15, 1867.
Song of the. Sanctum.
Gaily the editor
Smoked his cigar,
-As he was scissoring
News near anti - far ;
Looking For murders dire,
Item or puff,
"Devil comet , Devitcome !
Ain't this enough
Sadly the editor
Heard the boy shout
Paragraphs! paragraphs!
My copy's run out;
Then with a nerveless pen
He an ibbled some stuff,
"Devil come Devil come !
Ain't this enough ?"
Wild looked the editor,
Rage fired his eye,
When cried the little imp,
"The form's gone to pi !"
Straight to the fiend he flew,
Gave him a cuff',
"Careless imp ! careless imp I
I'll give you enough."
Commencement of the Year,
By the reformation of the calender by
Gregory, the yeas began on the first day
of. J anuary ; and, consequently, whenev
er and wherever the NEW STYLE - of reck
oning time was adopted, then and there
the year commenced on this day.
Previous to the use of the Gregory
Calendar, the years bad different days
of beginning at various times in the same
and different countries, and occasionally
at the same time in the same country.
In most countries it began on one of the
following days :
Christmas day, the 25th of December
Circumeission day, the Ist of January
Conception day, the 26th of March
and Eater day, the day of the Ream
rection of our Lord..
In England, in the seventh and so
late as the_ thirteenth century, the year
began on - Christmas day; but in the
twelfth century the Anglican Church
commenced the year on the 25th of
March, as did also the civilians of the
fourteenth century. This continued until
1752, the time of the adoption of ilia
new style. By this it appears that tWo
modes of reckoning the commencomout
of the year have generally existed in
great Britain and its colonies, causing
what are - called the Civil, Ecclesiastical,
or Legal Yeurnd the Historical Year.
The last name of these has commended
on the let of January for a long period
of time.
In order to prevent, as far as possible,
the occurrence of errors by the use of
two commencements of the year, it is
now' usual to annex the date of he
Historical to that of the Legal Yer,
when alluding to any day between the
let ofJanuary and the 25th of March
previous to 1752—thus : 10 Jan, 164 ;
or 10 Jan. 1624 ; or 10 Jan. 161-2.
When dating occurs, the upper or first
figure indicates the Legal, and the lower
or last the Historical year. The last of
these is the year used in the present
computation.
ifizi - A Paris correspondent of the
Springfield (Mass.) Republican thus
speaks of affairs at the Eexp osition
American engraving, stereotyping,
and lithographing have not been neg
lected. The American Bank Note
Company can safely challenge the world
to equal their, work. Steel engravings
of Lincoln, Andy, Washington, and
other celebrities, ark- curiously numer
ous. New York sends the best stereo
scopic views. A collection of photo
graphs of American scenery is a very
attractive feature of one group there.
And among large and finely finished
photographs the most noticeable are
those of Thad. Stevens and Johnson,
Colfax and Sumner, Stanton and Grant.
One word on Rogers' statuettes, of which
three are there, namely, `taking the
Oath," "Uncle Ned's School,i! and "The.
Charity Patient." I must tell'you -that
some of the Southern people have pro
fessed themselves decidedlY angry be
cause the former group was, admitted
to the Exposition, and such epithets as
"humiliating," "insolence," etc., were
used rather freely. We think that has
passed, however, now; at any rate, the
little statuette still holds its own, and is
daily the admiration of thousands.
G. M. G
. Tommy, my eon, what are you going
to do with that club ?
Send it to the editor, of course !
But what are you going to send it to
the editor for ?
Well, 'cause be says if anybody will
send him a club he will send him a copy
of hie paper
Curious Circumstance.
A number of years ago a person was
taken and committted to prison for pas
sing counterfeit money. Shortly after
wards a negro was taken up for some
crime, and confined in the same cell,
but was taken sick in about a week and
died. Next cl.e.y a coffin was provided,
and the body of the deceased deposited
in it. As people of color are commonly
interred in the evening by those of their
own complexion, the coffin was suffered
to remain till night in the room with the
counterfeiter. After the jailor and those
who accompanied him had left the room
he bethought himself-the present would
be a most favorable opportunity to make
his escape, and thereby avoid the pun
ishment that awaited him.
The wicked do not care much what
are the means, if they can accomplish
their designs. When all was still and
safe he took the corpse out of the coffin
and placed it in his own hammock, got
into it himself, and turned down the lid
carefully as before. In this situation he
lay, anxiously yet fearfully waiting the
moment when he should be liberated
from his loathsome confinement.
In the evening the coffin was taken
from the prison by four lusty negroes,
appointed for that purpose, and solemn
ly conveyed it to the burying ground.
When they arrived at the grave, the
coffin was set down with great care, and
one of them was about to make a speech
upon the death of their companion.—
Scarcely bad he time to utter one word,
before the lid of the coffin flew open, and
the counterfeiter jumped out and made
hie escape ; while the poor negroes,
affrighted almost to distraction. ran with
great violence in every direction scream
ing. The mistake was not discovered
till the nest day, and the prisoner made
good'his escape and was never heard of
afterwards.
LAWYER OIITWIITTED.-A. remiting
officer in the vicinity of Milford, Ohio,
having enlisted several' recruits among
the patriots of that country, the father
of one of them being desirous of having
his son released from the service, sent
for a young lawyer to pick a hole in the
enlistment.
The lawyer came, in hopes of receiv
ing a great reward for his services, and
reqnesited the officer to relate to him
his manner of enlisting, to which be
readily assented, and said he would show
him, if he required it. The lawyer re
plied, "I shall be glad to get all the in-
formation I can." The officer taking
eight dollars in his hand, said—" Sir, I
tell them as I intend to tell you," (and
after telling him the necessity of enlist
ing and duty in camp) said, "Sir you
receive this money as a part of your
bount,y in the name of the United States,"
(putting the money in his hand) and
stepping to his book, asked the lawyer
his name and age, then said, "Step this
way, sir, and I will show you the manner
they are all qualified," telling him to
raise his right hand, and after administer
ing the oath, said; "Sir, now take your
place in the ranks."
ar The Baltimore Commercial relates
the following : Within a few days past
a case of somewhat novel character . has
been discovered by some philanthropic
ladies in Old Town. It seems that pre
vious to the war a highly educated lady
was residing in North Carolina, upon a
very large plantation, surrounded by
luxury and living in true Southern style.
The result of the war reduced her to
want ; her many slaves wer emancipated
by the proclamation, and she was left
helpless and alone. She finally reached
this city several days since, in search of
some old friends, in gieat destitution,
and was about to apply to the authorities
for relief, in her utter despair, when she
encountered one of her old servants, now
residing here, who insisted upon return.
ing the many acts of kindness displayed
in the past, and actually provided her
former mistress with a comfortable home.
How singular" are the workings of a kind
Providence.
cir The flesh has begun to peel off of
the feet of a man at South Paris, M., so
that they are bare to the bone above the
ankle, and the process is still going on.
He bide fair to realize Sidney Smith's
idea of felicity in summer, the ability to
take off his flesh and sit in his bones.
on, ........
ear In Germany sheep are washed
under cover; first in water at a temper
ature of 80 degrees, and then exposed to
a shower bath of about 62 degrees, until
the wool is of snowy whiteness.
Yor
The oldest deaf and dumb asylam in
the world—the grave.
CHARACTERISTIC POPPING.—The Chim
ney Corner, that very interesting period
ical of Frank Leslie's has the following
in its funny column, on "characteristic
popping."
YANNIEE. Johnathan—" Sal der yer
love doughnuts?"
Sal—" Yes, Johnathan, why ?"
Johnathan—Oh nothin ;_only just con 7.
eider me one one o' them doughnuts."
WESTERN. Loquacious individual—
ollo, gal—see here I I've seat
terlofistercated all over the equimity of
this ere country, looking for just such a
critter as yori. What say wil yer hitch?"
Western Gal—"o shucks, I kalkerlate ,
so let's git up and git."
DUTCH. Hans—"lch will haben you,
Johannes. I loves you patter than 1
does mein lager beer."
Johannas—"Oh, yaw, 11 ace, dat ish
good."
Flamm French Gallant—"Ob, Ma
demoiselle, you will do me ze very much
honor to accept ze band ?"
liadeMoiselle—"Oli, Monsieur, you
make my face very much rouge. Ask
'Madam. Vonlezvous."
JEW. Haniman---"Matilda, I have five
gold watches, almost as good'as new, you
good lot of second hand clothing, and yon
good camel hair shawl, which I will give
to you if you will be mine bride."
Matilda—" Dear Hammen, I can't re
sist ; but let me see the camel hair
shawel first."
Patrick—" Biddy, darling,
would yeez like a new house, a cow, a
pig, and meself in the bargain ?"
Bridget—"Crdb, Paddy, don't be tazin
me I 'Tis a presto we're after wanting,'
la- A. gentleman traveling to Pitts
burg from one of the neighboring towns,
stopped to see a friend, and left his
horse tied -on the road., On his return
he found that the animal had slipped his
bridle, and while in search of him he met
an Irish pedestrian of whom he,,inquir
ed :
"Have you seen a strange creature any
where hereabouts, with a saddle on his
back ?"
"Och, by the powers, ye may say that,'
replied Pat.
"Where ?" -
"Just yonder." "-
"Will you show me the place?"
"That I will, in less than no time,"
said the man, approaching a small wood
of young timber. "Ay, there he is, sure
enough, honey."
The gentleman looked up, and said
"I do not see him."
"Then, by Saint Patrick, yez must be
blind. Not see him ? Och, by the
powers of blue mud, what's be about
now? Only see, he swallows his head."
"Why, sir, that's a turtle, and not a
horse."
"A. horse 1 and who in the deuce said
it was a horse ? Sure a • horse is not a
"strange erayture ; but that's a strange
crayture," he added, pointing to it with
fear and trembling ; "and he has a sad
dle on ; but hang me if I would bridle
him for the whole condthry.",
The Indianapolis Journal says that a
young lady of that city was, last Sunday,
endeavoring to impress upon her schol
ars the terrible elects of the punishment
of Nebuchadnezar. She told them that
for seven years he ate grass jußt like a
cow. Just then a small boy asked :
"Did he give milk?" We are not its
formed as to the teacher's reply.
Two persons of satiric turn met a
neighbor, and said : "Friend, we have
been disputing whether yon are most
knave or fool." The man took each of
the (varlets by the arm, so that he was
in the middle. "Truth," said he, "I be
lieve I am between both."
We were amused with the remark of
an old lady who was admiring the beau
tiful picture called "Saved." "It's no
wonder," said she, "that the poor child
fainted, after pulling that great dog out
of the water."
r Who were the first newspaper subscri
bers of whom we have any account?—
Cain, who took A-bell's Life, and Toshun,
who ordered the Sun to be stopped.
A "monster in human form" says that
the only time a woman does not exag
geiate, is when she is talking of her own
age.
What shall the man say whole sitting
on his wife's best bonnet ? I'm sitting
on the style, Mary.
Why should there be no free seats In
a church ? Because you ought not to
ma e good for nothing.
What word is always pronounoc)o
wring ? Wrong of course.
VOL. XIIL-NO. 45.
Ax INFERENCE.-A clergyman remark
ed to a servant who had been a long
time in his servivce, "John, you have
been a long time in my service; I dare
say you can preach a sermon as well as
I." "Oh, no, sir," said John, "But many
an inference have I drawn from yours."
"Well," said the clergyman, "I will give
you a text out of Job ;. let me bear what
you will make from •it : 'And the asses
snuffed up the East wind.' " "Well,"
replied John, "the only inference that I
can draw is this, that it would be a long
time before they would grow fat upon it."
HOW TO SAVE KEROSENE 011.—We find
the folloming in one of our exchanges.
It will be very easy for any one to try it :
"A short time ago we published an arti
cle from an exchange, to the effect that
salt in a kerosene lamp was a great sav
ing of oil. We have since fully tested
it, and it is a greater saving than was
stated in the article referred to. Fill
the lamp half full of common salt, then
fill up with oil. It burns with a clearer
,flame, and it is a saving of more than
twenty-five per cent, in oil. Try it."
BOYS USING TOBACCO. -A strong and
sensible writer says a good, sharp thing
and a true one too, for boys who use to
bacco : "It has utterly spoiled and
ruined thousands of boys. It tends to
the softening and weakening of the
bones, and it greatly injures the brain,
the spinal marrow, and the whole nerv
ous fluid. A. boy who smokes early and
frequently, or in any way uses large
quantities of tobacco, is never known to
make a man of much energy, and gener
ally lacks muscular and physical, as well
as mental power. --We would particular
ly warn boys, who want to be anything
in the world, to shun tobacco as a most
baneful poison."
E Sorrow sobers ns, and makes the
mind genial; and in sorrow we love and
trust our friends more tenderly, and the
dead become dearer to ns. And just as
the stars shine ant in the night, so there
are blessed faces that look at us in our
grief, though before their features were
fading from our recollection. Suffering!
Let no man cheat it too much, because
it is good for him, and it will help to
make him sure of his being immortal-
It is in sorrow—the night of the soul—
that we see farthest, and know ourselves
natives of Infinity and sons and daugh
ters of the Most High.
er A girl in Springfield, Mass., ap
plied to her teacher for leave to be ab
sent half a day, on the plea that they had
company at home. The teacher referred
-her to the printed list of reasons that
the School Committee think sufficient
to justify absence, and asked her if her
case came under any of them. She
naively replied that it came under the
head of "Domestic Affliction."
er At Warnace depot, in this State.
while the army was at Murfreesboro, a
clergyman had a long and very earnest
conversation with some soldiers en route
to the front. He gave them a great
deal of wholesome advice and wholesome
warning ; to which they listened most
respectfully. At length the whistle blew
and the soldiers ran and sprang upon the
flat cars. Just as the train began slowly
to move, one of them cried • out to the
preacher : "Oh; parson, I have left my
oven behind. We can't cook without
it. Please throw it up here." Picking
up the oven pointed out, the good min
ister ran after the cars and succeeded in
pitching it aboard. Coming back a good
deal jaded by the race, but with a coun
tenance beaming with satisfaction at
having done a good deed, he was accost
ed by an indignant old negro : "parser,
wat for you tro pat übben to de roger.
Dat my übben."
or On Lord Howe's return to Eng
land, after his memorable victory on the
let of June, he went one Sunday to his
parish church. On seeing him there, the
clerk, wLo was a bit of a wag, gave out
the psalm beginning, "Lord, How glor
ious are thy works 1"
ay. A Connecticut Yankee who bur
ed his sixth wife last week, offered a $3
greenback to the officiating clergyman.
The latter hesitating to receive it, when
the bereaved remarked, "Just as you
say ; but that's what I've been in the
habit of paying."
¢; 'The man who never told an edit
or how he could better - his paper, has
gone oat West to marry the woman who
never looked into a looking-glass.
sr Why will the monster of the deep
be better posted than the sable opera
tors? Because they nose the news be
ferefiCreabhes either side.