BY FRED'K L. BAKER. gEMINGTONS' Fire A r3cci.... Sold by the Trade Generally, A LIBERAL DISCOUNT TO DEALERS 200,000 fitilisigZ s.Gobeirrke n t kr ruy Revolver, 44-100 inch Calibre, Noy Revolver, 36.100 " " B e lt Revolver, Navy-size Calibre, )1 Police Revolver, New Pocket Revolver, 61-100 in. Calibre, Pocket Revolver, [Rider's patent . ] 31- (C 100 in. alibre, Agitating Pistol, [Elliot patent] No. 22 and 111 Cartridge, [ridge, Vest Pocket Pistol, No. 2,30,32 and 41 Cart- Gan Cane, No. 2 22 and 32 Cartridge, Butch Loading Rifle, (13eal.e's) No. 32 and 33 Cartridge, 141Volring Ride, 36 and 44-100 indli Calibre. IiEMINGTON 4.• spivs, Nzw-YORK., I==zi PRINCIPAL AGENTS. Moore S.: NiC/1016. New-York, Wm. Read & Son, Boston, Jos, C. Grubb & Co., Philadelphia, , Peultney &. Trimble, Baltimore, Henry Folsom & Co.. New Orleans, Juhrson, Spencer, & Co., Chicago, 1.. M. Itumsey & Co., St. Louis, Albert R. Crane, San Francisco March 2, 1867. 30-6 m. S LIULTZ'S Old Established. 1) - a1, lur NO, 20 NORTH QUEEN STREET, IA LANCAST.ER, PA. lATE would respectfully announce that our n' styles for the pr sent season are now ready, consisting of t;entlemen's Dress Silk, Cassimere, Plain and lush, Fur and 11 001, or Cassimerett, Stiff Cassimere, Soft and Steel exten- ded Brims, and Flexible Self•ad justing and D'Orsay Brim u .L r 3C 4 MD In new, novel and Nautical designs, and at rich prices as to make it an inducement for all to purchts.e. Capp! I Caps I Our stock of Caps comprises all the newest styles for Alen, Boys and Children's wear. The lowest selling price marked in figures on each article, and never varied from, at SHU LTZ & BROTHER'S, flat, Cap and Fur Store, No. 20 North Queen-st., Lancaster. ' All kinds of Shipping Furs bought and the highest Cash prices paid. JACOB LIB HART, JR. ; CABINET MAKER AND UNDERTAKER, MARIETTA, PA -~ 11TOULD most respectfully take this meth V V od of informing the citizens of Marietta and the public in general, that, having laid in a lot of seasoned L•tmber, is now prepated to manufacture all kinds of CABINET FURNITURE, in every style and variety, at short notice Ile has on hand a lot of Furniture of his own manufactuie, which for fine finish and good workmanship, will rival any City make. E.P Especial attention paid to repairing. lie is also now prepared to attend, in all its branches, the UND.ERTAKiNG business, be ing supplied with an excellent Herne, large and small Biers, Cooling Pox, &c. COFFINS finished in any style—plain or costly. Ware P,onm and Manufactory, near Mr. nuify7s new-building, near the " Upper-Sta iox,,, Marietta, Pa. [Oct. 22. First National Bank of Marietta THIS BANKING ASSOCIATION HAVING COMPLETED ITS ORGANIZATION is now prepared to transact all kinds of BANKING BUSINESS: . The Board of Directors meet weekly, on Wednesday, for discount and other business. ILii - Bank Hours : From JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIDENT. AMOS BOWMAN, Cashier. nir-le, 3:)_, Physician and Surgeon. j. .1 AbVr brace Gt this opportunityoirto Colu m o tit ia, informingw oulde i i t i l ; orrner patients and tamilies in Marietta and vicinity, that he can still be consulted daily, between 2 and 3 o'clock in the afternoon, at the residence of Mr. Thomas Stence. Any word left there will be promptly attended to. Marietta, April 1,1867.4 f. DR. 3. Z. HOFFER, DENTIST, 1, ; OF THE BALTIMORE COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY, LATE OF HARRISBURG. OFFIC E:—Front street, next door to It Williams' Drug Store, between Locust end Walnut streets, Columbia. H. B. TROUT, M. D., Offers his professional services to the citizens of Marietta and vicinity. Orrice:—ln the Rooms formerly occupied by Dr. F. Hinkle, Market-st., Marietta. "VVorra,ll, Surgeon Dentist, MARKET STREET, ADJOLNING ifeasaas Spangler & Rich's Store, second floor, MARIETTA, PA. D ANIEL G. BAKER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LANCASTER, PA. OFFICE :—No. 24 NORTH DUKE STREET °PPtißito the Court Rouse, where he will at tendto the practice of Lis profession in all its various branches. 1 - THE.: Glory of man is strength—There fore the nervous and debilitated shouldinime diately use lielmbold's Extract Bnchil. CORSET SKIRT SUPPORTERS an ex cellent article for ladies. Just received and for sale at MRS. ROTH'S Variety Store T,4tci arirttiau, r.EiTdvs The Mariettian is published weekly, at $1:50 a-year, payable in advande. Office in "Lindsay's Building," near the Post office corner, Marietta, Lan caster county, Pa. Advertisements will be inserted at the following rates : One square, ten lines or less, 75 cents for the first insertion, or three times for $1:50. Profession al or Business Cards, of six lines or less, 1 15 a-year. Notices in the reading col umns, ten cents a-line ; general adver tisements seven cents a-line for the first insertion, and for every additional in sertion, four cents. A liberal deduc tion made to yearly advertisers. Having put .up a new Jobber press and added a large addition of job type, cuts, border, etc., will enable the estab- lishmeni to execute every description of Plain, and Fancy Printing, from the smallest card to the largest poster, at short notice and reasonable rates. For The Marietti# . Take care of the Children, Mr. Editor :—ln our great temperance reform we battle for future generations. The reclaiming of, the drunkard is of the greatest moment to him ; but of more importance is it to prevent the millions that are coming upon the stage of action from tasting the drunkard's cup, or forming the drnnkard's character. Whatever may be said in favor of leaving the minds of children unchained and un fettered on other opinions, no one can speak in favor of leaving them to drink deep of intoxication, and gain the drunk ard's thirst, before they shall decide in their mind's whether it is best to adopt the only safe principle of total absti nence. As there is no natural appetite for the intoxicating cup, there is nothing to be subdued in the child. As he has come under the power of no fashion, no change of habits is demanded. As he has not began, to derive from the use of the sale o f the intoxicating cup and pe cuniary advantage, no interest has to be sacrificed. As we are able to point him to the most baneful consequences of the use of strong drinks, and assure him of the greatest personal gain from entire abstinence. We have a motive, power ful with the youthful mind, and one, which if properly presented, will go through all the ranks of the young throughout the nation. And its benefits none can tell, in preserving them from intemperance—saving them from a great amount of suffering—degradation and shame, and making them instruments of extensive good in all their circles of influence. Could the rising generation be trained up with fear and abhorrence of the drunkard's cup, our great work of rooting intemperance from the earth would soon be accomplished, To assist in accomplishing this great work in our town and vicinity a "Band of Hope" Temperance Society has been organized, for the especial benefit of the youth ; Should not parents feel a deep interest in its prosperity ? Is not the happiness and prosperity of the community closely connected with that of the proper train ing of our children ? And is it not the absolute duty of parents and guardians to promote the interest of every enter prize gotten up to improve the morals of the children ? Is not the happiness of parents intimately interwoven with that of their children's character.? Why then is there not a hearts response from them all, saying, "Here is my heart and hand, and purse to help you in this good work." Come then to the help the Lord, to the help of the Lord against the mighty ; the night is coming when no work can be done, therefore, "what ever thy hands find to do, do it with all thy might." And in thy dying hour, you will not regret that you labored to advance the temporal—spiritual—and eternal, interest of the children commit ed to your ca. e der The followiog touching epitaph was written by a British nobleman upon his wife : "Beneath this marble slab doth lie As much of virtue as could die ; Which, when alive, did vigor give To as much beauty as could A punster says : "My name is Somer set. lam a miserable old bachelor. I cannot marry ; for how could I hope to prevail on a young lady possessed of the slightest notions of delicacy, to turn a Some rset ?" It is said that the toothache may al ways be cured by holding in the band a certain root—that of the tooth. Women who attend teatrties should remember that tattle begins with T. t 36 9 enVtuf *anal for # ENom Cult. , MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, JUNE 15, 1867. Song of the. Sanctum. Gaily the editor Smoked his cigar, -As he was scissoring News near anti - far ; Looking For murders dire, Item or puff, "Devil comet , Devitcome ! Ain't this enough Sadly the editor Heard the boy shout Paragraphs! paragraphs! My copy's run out; Then with a nerveless pen He an ibbled some stuff, "Devil come Devil come ! Ain't this enough ?" Wild looked the editor, Rage fired his eye, When cried the little imp, "The form's gone to pi !" Straight to the fiend he flew, Gave him a cuff', "Careless imp ! careless imp I I'll give you enough." Commencement of the Year, By the reformation of the calender by Gregory, the yeas began on the first day of. J anuary ; and, consequently, whenev er and wherever the NEW STYLE - of reck oning time was adopted, then and there the year commenced on this day. Previous to the use of the Gregory Calendar, the years bad different days of beginning at various times in the same and different countries, and occasionally at the same time in the same country. In most countries it began on one of the following days : Christmas day, the 25th of December Circumeission day, the Ist of January Conception day, the 26th of March and Eater day, the day of the Ream rection of our Lord.. In England, in the seventh and so late as the_ thirteenth century, the year began on - Christmas day; but in the twelfth century the Anglican Church commenced the year on the 25th of March, as did also the civilians of the fourteenth century. This continued until 1752, the time of the adoption of ilia new style. By this it appears that tWo modes of reckoning the commencomout of the year have generally existed in great Britain and its colonies, causing what are - called the Civil, Ecclesiastical, or Legal Yeurnd the Historical Year. The last name of these has commended on the let of January for a long period of time. In order to prevent, as far as possible, the occurrence of errors by the use of two commencements of the year, it is now' usual to annex the date of he Historical to that of the Legal Yer, when alluding to any day between the let ofJanuary and the 25th of March previous to 1752—thus : 10 Jan, 164 ; or 10 Jan. 1624 ; or 10 Jan. 161-2. When dating occurs, the upper or first figure indicates the Legal, and the lower or last the Historical year. The last of these is the year used in the present computation. ifizi - A Paris correspondent of the Springfield (Mass.) Republican thus speaks of affairs at the Eexp osition American engraving, stereotyping, and lithographing have not been neg lected. The American Bank Note Company can safely challenge the world to equal their, work. Steel engravings of Lincoln, Andy, Washington, and other celebrities, ark- curiously numer ous. New York sends the best stereo scopic views. A collection of photo graphs of American scenery is a very attractive feature of one group there. And among large and finely finished photographs the most noticeable are those of Thad. Stevens and Johnson, Colfax and Sumner, Stanton and Grant. One word on Rogers' statuettes, of which three are there, namely, `taking the Oath," "Uncle Ned's School,i! and "The. Charity Patient." I must tell'you -that some of the Southern people have pro fessed themselves decidedlY angry be cause the former group was, admitted to the Exposition, and such epithets as "humiliating," "insolence," etc., were used rather freely. We think that has passed, however, now; at any rate, the little statuette still holds its own, and is daily the admiration of thousands. G. M. G . Tommy, my eon, what are you going to do with that club ? Send it to the editor, of course ! But what are you going to send it to the editor for ? Well, 'cause be says if anybody will send him a club he will send him a copy of hie paper Curious Circumstance. A number of years ago a person was taken and committted to prison for pas sing counterfeit money. Shortly after wards a negro was taken up for some crime, and confined in the same cell, but was taken sick in about a week and died. Next cl.e.y a coffin was provided, and the body of the deceased deposited in it. As people of color are commonly interred in the evening by those of their own complexion, the coffin was suffered to remain till night in the room with the counterfeiter. After the jailor and those who accompanied him had left the room he bethought himself-the present would be a most favorable opportunity to make his escape, and thereby avoid the pun ishment that awaited him. The wicked do not care much what are the means, if they can accomplish their designs. When all was still and safe he took the corpse out of the coffin and placed it in his own hammock, got into it himself, and turned down the lid carefully as before. In this situation he lay, anxiously yet fearfully waiting the moment when he should be liberated from his loathsome confinement. In the evening the coffin was taken from the prison by four lusty negroes, appointed for that purpose, and solemn ly conveyed it to the burying ground. When they arrived at the grave, the coffin was set down with great care, and one of them was about to make a speech upon the death of their companion.— Scarcely bad he time to utter one word, before the lid of the coffin flew open, and the counterfeiter jumped out and made hie escape ; while the poor negroes, affrighted almost to distraction. ran with great violence in every direction scream ing. The mistake was not discovered till the nest day, and the prisoner made good'his escape and was never heard of afterwards. LAWYER OIITWIITTED.-A. remiting officer in the vicinity of Milford, Ohio, having enlisted several' recruits among the patriots of that country, the father of one of them being desirous of having his son released from the service, sent for a young lawyer to pick a hole in the enlistment. The lawyer came, in hopes of receiv ing a great reward for his services, and reqnesited the officer to relate to him his manner of enlisting, to which be readily assented, and said he would show him, if he required it. The lawyer re plied, "I shall be glad to get all the in- formation I can." The officer taking eight dollars in his hand, said—" Sir, I tell them as I intend to tell you," (and after telling him the necessity of enlist ing and duty in camp) said, "Sir you receive this money as a part of your bount,y in the name of the United States," (putting the money in his hand) and stepping to his book, asked the lawyer his name and age, then said, "Step this way, sir, and I will show you the manner they are all qualified," telling him to raise his right hand, and after administer ing the oath, said; "Sir, now take your place in the ranks." ar The Baltimore Commercial relates the following : Within a few days past a case of somewhat novel character . has been discovered by some philanthropic ladies in Old Town. It seems that pre vious to the war a highly educated lady was residing in North Carolina, upon a very large plantation, surrounded by luxury and living in true Southern style. The result of the war reduced her to want ; her many slaves wer emancipated by the proclamation, and she was left helpless and alone. She finally reached this city several days since, in search of some old friends, in gieat destitution, and was about to apply to the authorities for relief, in her utter despair, when she encountered one of her old servants, now residing here, who insisted upon return. ing the many acts of kindness displayed in the past, and actually provided her former mistress with a comfortable home. How singular" are the workings of a kind Providence. cir The flesh has begun to peel off of the feet of a man at South Paris, M., so that they are bare to the bone above the ankle, and the process is still going on. He bide fair to realize Sidney Smith's idea of felicity in summer, the ability to take off his flesh and sit in his bones. on, ........ ear In Germany sheep are washed under cover; first in water at a temper ature of 80 degrees, and then exposed to a shower bath of about 62 degrees, until the wool is of snowy whiteness. Yor The oldest deaf and dumb asylam in the world—the grave. CHARACTERISTIC POPPING.—The Chim ney Corner, that very interesting period ical of Frank Leslie's has the following in its funny column, on "characteristic popping." YANNIEE. Johnathan—" Sal der yer love doughnuts?" Sal—" Yes, Johnathan, why ?" Johnathan—Oh nothin ;_only just con 7. eider me one one o' them doughnuts." WESTERN. Loquacious individual— ollo, gal—see here I I've seat terlofistercated all over the equimity of this ere country, looking for just such a critter as yori. What say wil yer hitch?" Western Gal—"o shucks, I kalkerlate , so let's git up and git." DUTCH. Hans—"lch will haben you, Johannes. I loves you patter than 1 does mein lager beer." Johannas—"Oh, yaw, 11 ace, dat ish good." Flamm French Gallant—"Ob, Ma demoiselle, you will do me ze very much honor to accept ze band ?" liadeMoiselle—"Oli, Monsieur, you make my face very much rouge. Ask 'Madam. Vonlezvous." JEW. Haniman---"Matilda, I have five gold watches, almost as good'as new, you good lot of second hand clothing, and yon good camel hair shawl, which I will give to you if you will be mine bride." Matilda—" Dear Hammen, I can't re sist ; but let me see the camel hair shawel first." Patrick—" Biddy, darling, would yeez like a new house, a cow, a pig, and meself in the bargain ?" Bridget—"Crdb, Paddy, don't be tazin me I 'Tis a presto we're after wanting,' la- A. gentleman traveling to Pitts burg from one of the neighboring towns, stopped to see a friend, and left his horse tied -on the road., On his return he found that the animal had slipped his bridle, and while in search of him he met an Irish pedestrian of whom he,,inquir ed : "Have you seen a strange creature any where hereabouts, with a saddle on his back ?" "Och, by the powers, ye may say that,' replied Pat. "Where ?" - "Just yonder." "- "Will you show me the place?" "That I will, in less than no time," said the man, approaching a small wood of young timber. "Ay, there he is, sure enough, honey." The gentleman looked up, and said "I do not see him." "Then, by Saint Patrick, yez must be blind. Not see him ? Och, by the powers of blue mud, what's be about now? Only see, he swallows his head." "Why, sir, that's a turtle, and not a horse." "A. horse 1 and who in the deuce said it was a horse ? Sure a • horse is not a "strange erayture ; but that's a strange crayture," he added, pointing to it with fear and trembling ; "and he has a sad dle on ; but hang me if I would bridle him for the whole condthry.", The Indianapolis Journal says that a young lady of that city was, last Sunday, endeavoring to impress upon her schol ars the terrible elects of the punishment of Nebuchadnezar. She told them that for seven years he ate grass jußt like a cow. Just then a small boy asked : "Did he give milk?" We are not its formed as to the teacher's reply. Two persons of satiric turn met a neighbor, and said : "Friend, we have been disputing whether yon are most knave or fool." The man took each of the (varlets by the arm, so that he was in the middle. "Truth," said he, "I be lieve I am between both." We were amused with the remark of an old lady who was admiring the beau tiful picture called "Saved." "It's no wonder," said she, "that the poor child fainted, after pulling that great dog out of the water." r Who were the first newspaper subscri bers of whom we have any account?— Cain, who took A-bell's Life, and Toshun, who ordered the Sun to be stopped. A "monster in human form" says that the only time a woman does not exag geiate, is when she is talking of her own age. What shall the man say whole sitting on his wife's best bonnet ? I'm sitting on the style, Mary. Why should there be no free seats In a church ? Because you ought not to ma e good for nothing. What word is always pronounoc)o wring ? Wrong of course. VOL. XIIL-NO. 45. Ax INFERENCE.-A clergyman remark ed to a servant who had been a long time in his servivce, "John, you have been a long time in my service; I dare say you can preach a sermon as well as I." "Oh, no, sir," said John, "But many an inference have I drawn from yours." "Well," said the clergyman, "I will give you a text out of Job ;. let me bear what you will make from •it : 'And the asses snuffed up the East wind.' " "Well," replied John, "the only inference that I can draw is this, that it would be a long time before they would grow fat upon it." HOW TO SAVE KEROSENE 011.—We find the folloming in one of our exchanges. It will be very easy for any one to try it : "A short time ago we published an arti cle from an exchange, to the effect that salt in a kerosene lamp was a great sav ing of oil. We have since fully tested it, and it is a greater saving than was stated in the article referred to. Fill the lamp half full of common salt, then fill up with oil. It burns with a clearer ,flame, and it is a saving of more than twenty-five per cent, in oil. Try it." BOYS USING TOBACCO. -A strong and sensible writer says a good, sharp thing and a true one too, for boys who use to bacco : "It has utterly spoiled and ruined thousands of boys. It tends to the softening and weakening of the bones, and it greatly injures the brain, the spinal marrow, and the whole nerv ous fluid. A. boy who smokes early and frequently, or in any way uses large quantities of tobacco, is never known to make a man of much energy, and gener ally lacks muscular and physical, as well as mental power. --We would particular ly warn boys, who want to be anything in the world, to shun tobacco as a most baneful poison." E Sorrow sobers ns, and makes the mind genial; and in sorrow we love and trust our friends more tenderly, and the dead become dearer to ns. And just as the stars shine ant in the night, so there are blessed faces that look at us in our grief, though before their features were fading from our recollection. Suffering! Let no man cheat it too much, because it is good for him, and it will help to make him sure of his being immortal- It is in sorrow—the night of the soul— that we see farthest, and know ourselves natives of Infinity and sons and daugh ters of the Most High. er A girl in Springfield, Mass., ap plied to her teacher for leave to be ab sent half a day, on the plea that they had company at home. The teacher referred -her to the printed list of reasons that the School Committee think sufficient to justify absence, and asked her if her case came under any of them. She naively replied that it came under the head of "Domestic Affliction." er At Warnace depot, in this State. while the army was at Murfreesboro, a clergyman had a long and very earnest conversation with some soldiers en route to the front. He gave them a great deal of wholesome advice and wholesome warning ; to which they listened most respectfully. At length the whistle blew and the soldiers ran and sprang upon the flat cars. Just as the train began slowly to move, one of them cried • out to the preacher : "Oh; parson, I have left my oven behind. We can't cook without it. Please throw it up here." Picking up the oven pointed out, the good min ister ran after the cars and succeeded in pitching it aboard. Coming back a good deal jaded by the race, but with a coun tenance beaming with satisfaction at having done a good deed, he was accost ed by an indignant old negro : "parser, wat for you tro pat übben to de roger. Dat my übben." or On Lord Howe's return to Eng land, after his memorable victory on the let of June, he went one Sunday to his parish church. On seeing him there, the clerk, wLo was a bit of a wag, gave out the psalm beginning, "Lord, How glor ious are thy works 1" ay. A Connecticut Yankee who bur ed his sixth wife last week, offered a $3 greenback to the officiating clergyman. The latter hesitating to receive it, when the bereaved remarked, "Just as you say ; but that's what I've been in the habit of paying." ¢; 'The man who never told an edit or how he could better - his paper, has gone oat West to marry the woman who never looked into a looking-glass. sr Why will the monster of the deep be better posted than the sable opera tors? Because they nose the news be ferefiCreabhes either side.