FRED'K L. BAKER. I;itirl oN & MUSSER'S o f FAMILY DRUG STORE , Er Street, Marietta, Pa. 1,111 row & MUSSER, successor& to. Dr. F. A 1,. , will continue the business at the old where they are daily receiving additions , stock, which are received , from the/ iiiiable importers and manufacturers. !,,,v would respectfully ask a liberal share patronage. are now prepared to supply the de of the public with everything in their , 1 trade. Their stock of • ~ DRUGS AND MEDIDINES , AND PYRE, RAVINE JUST ARRIVED. she alines 44 4 ) yoR MEDICINAL USES ONLY, ALL THE POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES, ;•11 Ids of all kinds, Fancy and Toilet of every kind, Alcoholic and Fluid Ilstruct6, Alcaloid and Resinoids, an' the best Trusses, Abdominal stip- • porters,Shoulder Braces,l3reast Pumps, Nipple Shells and Shields, `erring Bottles, - A large supply of . HAIR, TOOTH, NAIL AND CLOTHES BRUSHES powder and Pastes, Oils, Perfumery, • •, Combs, Hair Dyes, Invigorators, 2c - C.; oil, Lamps, Shades, Chimneys, Wick, Btc; ..‘•iciaus supplied at reasonable ratea.„ brines and Prescriptions carefully and ac compounded all hours" of the day arid , 11 Charles H. Britton, Pharniateutist,. Lit pay especial attention to this branch ' the business. Having had over ten' years experience in the drug business .eria - to guarantee entire satisfaction , to all Ina) patronize the new film. ilAbsex's Compound Syrup of Tar, on ~..1 sod for sale. A supply of School Books, Stationary, be.. always on hind. SUNDAY HOURS: - to 10, a. m.,—12 to 2, and sto 6 p. ..'!l.s 11. Britton. A. Musser. October 2.0, 1866. Iltf. A. LINDSAY, ..dlat . MANUFACTURER & DEALER IN _BOOTS iSC SHOES, 11tKrr STREET, MARIETTA, PENN Would most respectfully inform the citizens .1 this Borough and neighborhood that he has r, Ihi lour the largest assortment of City made p,11; ever offered in this Borough; amongst xnah way be named the new-style. . 7';1i1) Hoot, and Globe-iii:iNS))oY”4ls FOR THE LADIEs, A, L. being a practical BOOT AND. SHOE mAKEII enables hint to select With More sl l tment than those who are not. Lle,contin les to manufacture in the very beat manner vaything in the BOOT AND SHOE line, chick he will warrant for neatness and at.- rt-call and examine the new stock before me; eleewhere. ILI.COX xc,GIBBS NOISEI,EB9 ,ikunila ,difteiclibie. The cost simple, complete and easily man ned Sewing Machine now in use. It does ,Ivry description of work—never stops at or to he helped over seams, but does all it• work rapidly and well. The needle re ines un adjustment—you cannot get it in makes any width of hem you wish , lees braiding beautifully. The Braider. is the foot of every machirie and p..rt of it. 4,,.1 is always adjusted, never gets out of place, Cell mid examine them before purchasing other, at H. L. Sr. E. J. - ZAMA'S, ~.rner North 9, waen street and Centre Square, Sole Agelits for Lancaster County. Lancaster, February 17, 1866.-tf. P_ 1-111..i1K._125., Physician and Surgeon. 11. A V I NG removed to Columbia, would em brace this opportunity of informing his ;11,er patients and families in Marietta and lofty, that he can still be consulted daily, ',l%%ren 2 and 3 o'clock in the aifternoon, at nu: n.ditlence of Mr. Thomas Stence. Any nd left th..re will be piomptly attended to. Marietta, April 1, 1867.-tf. DR. J. Z. HOFFER, DENTIST, Or ERE BALTIMORE COLLEGE Ulla OF DENTAL SURGERY, I,ATE OF 11A.RRISI3URG. rrl FrlCE:—ront street, next do or to R U wilians,Lgstorebeteeneust Walnut streets, Columbia. 1) .01EL G. BAKER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LANCASTER. PA OFTICE :—No. 24 NORTH DUKE STREET GPpusite the Court House, where he WW at- A' .1 to the practice of his profession in all its \ ;trio n a branches. Warra , ll, Surgeon Dentist, NIAILKET STREET, ADJO/RING 'l , fogier .Rich's Store, second floor, MARIETTA, PA. 11 . S. TROUT, M. D., uirer a his professional services to the citizens of Marietta and vicinity. (I ran :—ln the . Rooms formerly occupied 1 1 . Dr. F. Hinkle, Market-et.. Marietta. TTENTION I SPORTSMEN I ! :/eY't3 Gun Caps, Eley's Gun Wadds, l'"Unt' , Sporting and Glazed Duck Powder inltuutire Shot; Shot Pouches, Powder Flasks 'ld lit JOHN SPANGLER'S. n • , ' - o ------ IVIAStK THE SEASON 1 , ‘i• iotother arrival of those incomparable Gas Illirsing Parlor Stoves. Also, 'Illi.: IMPROVED VULCAN HEATER. Can and see them at J. SPANGLER'S. —____ It CHOICE Lot of Books for children called uhlistructable Pleasure Books ; School and hkrr hooka, Stationary , Pena, Pen holden' "1. Da. LANDIS'. Q wr JUNG NEW ! Patent clasp pock 1,1 et books, no gum bands to renew, adapte to any condition of the finance, at , JOHN SPANGLER'S. _ - 1P1A.341.1L OF AMERICA, for beautifyinit corn,,,lexion, softening the akin, re : k fr ,, tlilea and pimples. • ,ti hr. Len.lis , " Golden Mortar." T4t 1-.41 .VERAIS The Mariettian is published.weekly, at $1:50 a-year, payable in advance. Office, in "Lindsay's Building," new, the Post office corner, Marietta, Lan caster county, Pa. Advertisements wilt be inserted at the following rates : One square; ten lines= or less, 75 cents for the first -insertion, or three times for $1:50. Profession : al or Business Cards, of si.zlinet 97: less, $6 . a-year. Notices in the reading col tl'MPOS , ten cents a-line ; general adver tisements seven cents a-line for the first, insertion, and for every .adclitional in- sertion, four cents. A liberal decluc tion made to yearly, advertisers. Having put-up a new Jobber press and added a large addition of job type, cuts, border,. etc. „will enable the estab lishment to execute : every description of Plain and ~.Fancy Printing, from the., smallest, ca . rd to the largest poster, at, short notice and reasonable rates. Wobillit Who counts himself as nobly born Is noble in despite of place, - And honors are but bonds, to t k one Who wears them not with nature's grice The prince may sit with clown or churl, Nor feel his state disgraced thereby; But he who has hat small esteem Husbands that little carefully. Then be thou peasant, be thou peer, Count it still more than art thy own ; Starid•on 11 larger heraldry • . Than that of nation Or of zone. . What though not bid to knightly halls'? Those halls hava missed a'courtly guest; That mansion iS not privileged • ' Which is not open to the best. Give honor due when custom alike, 'Nor wrangle for the lesser- claim; • It is not, to be destitute, To have the thing without the name Then dolt thou come of noble blood, `Disgrace not thy good company; If lowly born, so bear thyself, That gentle blood may come of thee One winter evening many years ago .a fair young girl stood before the glass in her own pleasant little room, giving the last touches to her toilet. That night was the first party of the season, and perhaps Emma might be excused ifsh'e lingered a little longer than usual, smoothing once again her dark brown hair, and adjusting the soft "folds-of. her beautiful dress. "Come, Emma," called-her mother at ength, "I am afraid .14u have forgotten that Mr. B- is waiting_ for you." No, Emma had not forgotten, as 'the rosy flush that stole across 'the -elfeek testified. Her last thougbt, - as she-stood smiling at her reflection in . the glass had been, "'his is the color which he likes ; I am sure he will be pleased." D_, Quickly she'urried down stairs 'and after playfully excusing her delay, while the flush deepened at Mr. B--'s ev ident admiration, turned to her mother saying, 'I believe I am ready at last.' "Take good care of yourself, darling," said the mother, as she wrapped a warm shawl around the slender form, '"and don't stay late." Their destination was soon reriChed; and as the young man moved through the brilliantly lighted room "many a glance of admiration was cast at hip coropaninn, and more than one of hit friends whispered, "James is , fellow ; I'd give a good deal to be able to monopolist Miss BIOME , . as tie does." The evening sped, joyously on, arid at length, towards its close, • refreshments were handed around. Mr. B was standing a little apart from Emma, who was the center of, a .laughing -group ' of young girls, when the lady of the house, with a smile, offered ,him a small glass of wine. "No, thank you ; I do not was his reply. "Paws? I what nonsense," she return ed. "no one has refused it this ,evening, and .I don't intend to allow you to be the first. Come, ust one glass, it caret hurt any one." "I cannot do it,",,he answered gravely "for I have determined never , to taste a drop," "Come hore, Emma," called the lady' "I want you to coax this obstinate young man to take a little wine. I know he will not refuse you." , Emma took the glass in her little white hand, with a Benito wlkicb few could have resisted, said, "Como,: James, yon will take just this one glogr!,, "No, Emma," he answAredo with- a painful effort. "I: havec.made np mind, and you must not asklne,to-ohango it " "If a s'aughty 'girl should hurt 'you; like a good girl you would forgive her, would you Lot ?Yeg, warm, if I couldn't '''rhos you shall, accoo3paay 36tptOtut Vtnnsetatnia 4tatrital far - *ant Ortiz. gARIETTA; ',P; SA ma, with an angry flash of her dark eye ; "now take your" choice." "I must bid you good bye, then, Fmk ma, int camel to that,"` he' said, serrciw rani; “1- would'do'anything elan for you, bat that: I 'cannot "do.;' So say ing, hoved anff turned away. "Never: mind ; , • Emma, I'll see you home," said,a, yonng,man,standing ,nemr, whose flushed face betokened, that he . had : taken moTe.than one glass, "Let him go, the illmannered; who cares?" So saying, he.offered his arm, which Emma'accepted, and they moved off to gether. • More than ten years had - passed away, Mr. 'was Marlied and established' in a prosperous business, `and by degrees the' inaidents of•his.parting with Emma were almost forgotten. - - . One day a man. with - whoar he :was slightly.acquainted came into hie 'gore and aiked . .for.amtloYinent.- - • "I am afraid I Can% give - it to you Norris," was Ake answer.. "I, make it, ,a rule never to_ have anyone in my employ_ who is intemperrate." ~ "But I mean to stop that , lkir. 7 ,—. 7 , , said the,MIIII earnestly._ , "I have wade_ up my miad„ to quit ,drinking entirely. It's rather hard ~not to giv.e a man a chance when he wants to reform." "WeIV said Mr. It relenting, ^Twill try you. Oome , into; the be,clCpait of the 'store, and I will glve'you some A brindle was soon made up with which Norris departed.- Several days elapsed and the - work not. being returned, Mr. S--- - sent to his residence to ask the reason: .., : Alas ! it was .the same old tale, of sorrow. The husband and father had gone 011 . a drinking . frolic,, leaving a sick wife and , three starvingchildren. generous heart, prompt him to go to their relief at once. : He entered the miserable dwelling, and from the sick woman lying in a room, bare of fnruiture, while the children : sitting -by the bed-sida, were crying for bread. A few kind words and a prornise of -ornethinglo eat, scion dried'their tears ; and hastening to the grocery,he return ed with =Ample supply, which he broke among, the facuishing;children, • While he stood smiling at their delight the mother burst into tears and exclaim ed,: "Oh, Mr. - 13-, can you forgive me l" . _ 'What do you menu?' he.atilEnd in as- .onishmenk Don't you remember Entnia F Don't you remember me offering-you-the wine 'at the paity, and' 'your reftieing Goil 'knows I wish 1 could forget it, but it seems `as if it-were-branded on my heart in letters of fire.' It was some moments,. before ,Mr. B-- could realize that the triisprp-, ble creature before him was indeed ,the bright, fascinating girl, from whom he had parted so many years before. 'Poor Emma, how you must have *suf fered,' he said pompissionately. 'But do`you fOrgiie me she ,asked anxiously J Certainly; 'say no more about, it.. You must not stay in this wretolied place, Ie your-mother living r. 'Yes, sir, in the country.' _,'Would you npt to•her with the, children ?' sir, but J. have.no means' 'Do not trouble yourself,: as soon as you are sufficiently recovered, I will take care of that part of - the undertaking. Let de know if - there is dnything can do for you. No thanks,' lie' added hastily, wile:poor:woman commenced a' grateful' acknowledgement: 'Good bye.' This was the second parting. • .Yciungdadies who are accustomed to press young-gentlemen friends to ..par= take oLwine, pause now and ask.-your selves the question, whether , you are-pre pared for the. miserable fate of the drualiard's wife. gartEirlyin the mar, • when all were more or lees green in the war .bueiness, an "officer of the day" reported to,Greis. Rosecrane that he had arrested , an officer for some irregularity. "What did p o d do With him 1" "Pt him-in, the guard house." "You can't put a commissioned officer' in the' guard'-house"l" said Rose. crane excitedly e'en," si Greed. eßiit'it'ie 'contrary to , the reg ulations." "I don't care' what the rein tationsteay ; he's teere, any howl". was the conclusive :reply. . , , A teacheraiiidlO'alittldgiii at EfOool; -VIWAY;:i.,;MAY--1:8; 1867. Unfortunate—Very. A young medical student frotaltliehi-. - 1 gin, who- had -been attending lectures in New t York-for. same'time, and who con,' sidered himself exeeedinglygood looking: and fashinating,,maild a - deadly onslaught. on .the; heart and Portant) of a blooming: younglady. id the same family with• him. After a prolcinged siege - the!lady surreu-; dared. They were on Wednes day,:in the morning. The _same' after noop the young wife sent forand ted to the astonished - student a beautiful little - daughter aged three Years and a` half. 'Good heavens! then you were a widow ?' exclaimed the student. 'Yee, my 'dear, d this is Amelia,,my youngeet,i` .. to-mbrrW, Aguatus, Taffies and Reuben will arrive from the country, and then - 1 shall have my deiar children tagetber once' more/ The unhappy student yeplied not a word 1 . his feelings were too full, for utterance. The 'other little' darlings' arrived. Reeben was six yeare, 'James nine, and Augustus irsaucy boy'Of twelve. They were delighted` to hear they had' a 4 .1 new, papa, because they could now live at; ome, and have all the playthings they wanted. The 'new papa,' as soon as he could `manage to speak, remarked that Agustus and James did not much resenible Reuben and Amelia. partially 'Well, no, said the - happy mother ; 'my first husband was quite 'it different style of-man from my second,—his cpip plexion; temperament, the color .of his hair and eyes—ally different' . This was , too,much::. Ho had net only , . married a , widow;,,lint was her.third hue:- band; an the 'astoriiehed stepfather ,of four children. • But the fortune, thought he; that Will make. amends: -He spoke` of her, fortune.", • 'Tlidse• tire my treasures, said , ehe, in the Roman matron style, pointing to her children. The conceit matt quite out of the Mich igandey,who, finding he had 'mide. complete,goose of himself, retired to a farm in lis ... own native State,. where he could gave a 'chance of making 'hie' boys useful, an! make them, sweat for the de ceit, p r actised 'apes hina hy their *that.; DE6PPING TELE "-H."—A schoolmaster' was hearing one of his pnpils reed, and the,. boy, when ,he" Came to, the word ''hocor," pronoipced it full; the master told him it sheuld be prononnced with , out the H, as,thcis 'on or. ' "Very well, air," replied the lad, "I will . r,e,meinbor for the 'fatilre.',' said ;the Master, "always drop dia The - next morning, the Master's tea,, with a hot muffin, had been brOvight hitidesk ; bnt the duties-of his yocatipn made:him ' , wait till , it. , :was : when! addressing the same•boy,. he t tplii, him to, take' it to the_fire and heat i@,•.= !'Yea, sir,"' replie•dr' the ,scholar, :and: taking it to:the fire, he ate it. • Presently the :master called lor, , his muffin. "I have eaten it - air you bade , me," re pliedrihe heir. Eat it, yoesodendrel ! I bade you take it to the fire arid hat it." "But,, sir," answered - the "pester- day you told nit the "READY, E.E.CountEn.: 77 .ll,L. young In diem failed in.hisinttentionfiltmra :_yonng ' squaw. She made'vomplaint to an old chief, who appointed a hearing The' lady laid'the ease before the an s eexplained'the iiabirenf the Protiiise inade to her. , consisted" of Sundry Visits to her wigwam, "many liftle`nu'de tinable - attentibiiicaresent4iCbinieti of feathers and Be veial verWe' of nel." This was the charge,' - The'faiih% less swain denied_tbe "nedelleabie alteri tiens", in 49t 1 2.,w Haohad . , NiaiPliit,hl 3 T father's. NvigNaßfor4h 4 l-PlarEciß.9 P in,g,a1 7 47 lfowt011:1-0.t.eiothisPi ent. to .homit,..p.„nd. hadlgiver i the : .f'eathettl and flannel frcini kfkiePo.l9l l 3 3 oiYell, , and nothing ,farther.JJ:inting ,tbejatter,patt of the defencethe.sqnsw. fainted. The plea , wati'considered -, invalid 'qitidiAthe offender lehteinced`tO give - thelady yellovrfeathoti brawl thati.was then 'dangling frem bistiose, indli dozen coon skins." The Sentence Was no 'sooner concluded iliari-the'44ltiaw- sprang meoe her feet and clapping tier bands ;exclaim ! TiP be ltartedtigaiH.t,;:;~ is 1 ' ' The only way tch 0 43 .7 1 A PPY7 take the-drops-of-bappiness - as-God gives thebi , io 6a l ebery ilaroffoni:ilivesi ,, ! The boy DI ustidarci to be: happy. whil*.bels trale , ; =thenifircharib while he is making his fortune. Ifte fails 'to loam his,art, he. wilrnaiss his enjoyment =EI Honor Thy As a; tranger went into the church yard of a pretty village, he beheld three children at a newly made grave. A boy, about ten years of age, was busily en gaged in placing plants ollnrf about it, while a girl, who appeared a year or two younger, held in her ,aprou .a few roots of wild flowers. The third child, still,younger, was sitting on ; . the grass, watching with thoughtful look the move• ments of the other two. The girl soon began planting some of her wild flowers around the head of the, grave, when ,the stranger addressed , them : Those grave is this, children, about which you are so busily engaged ? 'Mother's grave sir ' said• the boy. 'And did your father send you fa place these flowers around your mother's grave ?' . ' .No,.sir, father lies here too, arid little Willie and sister Jane.' •'When did.they die?' • • • . 'Mother was buried a fortnight -yester day, sir,:but father 'died last winte'rilthey, all lie here t. • • ' • . 'Then,who.told you to do' this V 'Nobody, 5ir.'.:.:... . ..- 'Then why do you do it l' They appeared at a loss for an: answer, but the.stranger looked at them so-kind ly _that at'length the eldest replied, as the tears started in his eyes, - - 'Oh, we love them, sir!' . 'Then you put these grass turfs and wild flowers where your parents lie be cause you love them 2 1 'Yes, sir,' they all eagerly replied. What dap b e more beautiful th'en such ) an exhibition* ChilAren Ifoneilng de ceased parents ? ,Never forget 'the dear parents Who lo'ved'amicherished youln your infant days. Ever remember' their parental kindness. Honor their memo ry, by doing those things which you knew Would Please them - Were they'now alive; by a particular regard to 'their dying commands, and carrying'on plans ofnse . , . fulness. " ,PARTY PREJUDICEz-A good anecdote is ; told of a countryman from New York, who. was visiting •Washingtoa at .. the. time when M. Van, Pirea. was Yip, President. He was-a red hot,democrat, li and of course held Mr. Van Buren in the highest reverence. He ,sat in the circu lar gallery of, the-Senatc,, gazing at the Vice President mingled feeling of awe and ) .State pride, when suddenly a tall. and manly form , appeared at the • side of the hall, and beckoned to, Mr. Ven Bureb. There.was little business doing; *and the Vice •President, a Senator to-the elfairdoined.the person mentioned, .when :both seated, themselves on the' sofa; snuffing from the same - box ; the hand of . the Vice President was laid playfully upon the knee•of tile other, and ever and anon a hearty laugh would es . - capethem,abowing that, whatever might be:the topic, it was agreeable to both. "Is .that Mr. Calhoun with the ,Vice President ?" said lie country frienkto a person near him. ",No, sir." 'BedSiri "No, sir." "Is it General Wall?" 411 a -, -LIF "May I ask who it is?" "Why, that is Mr. glay." , "Mr. (pay I' almost, ehrieked the man "eid,Ooes Mr. Van Buren speakto him Rot me if ever I vote for him again i"" And the fellow stalked from the hal firmly 'believing the 'country was loaf: • lir The Smithfield Tinies tells anoth . nr story illuitrative of old) -that couree.of true love never' did =ran til'ocitli:" A ybung couple in Smithfield had laid a tilan fo,outwit tlie vigilance oriel' infante; and elope. The TIMOi secret IbUS The youth stood hPe i qeth the wieideit.4e led;etteMPlied to climb put-41;en, oh 1 horror, some one.detained)ler frop.tiie roctl! 1 "Why doat thou not come, gentle - . Amelid!' 51Man_lwer,e4 in fp;i jigitated voice, can't, Bill;Mam's fr g l t holdd on my tiltors. iiacs k gallant olds Scotch officer was narrating the`nnfortnuate hiefory ;Val? eerlf.friOd*liii hair been hilted- -- -by - ' , a &tie beauty in - faior of the puke of -";:ein'd 6e i cOnclu . ded'hfestOty thug ltrix'teni3 ted , ol'eciiiition , : be neverioVoviiiitli' ) No'Bir;lt4al 7 th'e aa4..l.4ll,lAfttialy -RAPS° Pfilik 2 AWsh :PAth 99_ a Aa itkOftad ittthiraA9,,i - Vhp,4l4l,,nollivfiliftnett years „efler t it.ll ';:iv. 4.• "Am I not a li - tilt - paler - inquired a idfirulrenVief a crusty old bachelor. 'You look' more IL'ae a loi! tub I' was . th blunt .re .ly. L. XIII.-NO. 4L• In a. Harry to get Married. A few days since, a man in his shirt sleeves, rushed into the clerk's office, Rome, N. Y., and requested a marriage license. The deputy informed him that ho must apply to the probate judge. " Stranger," said he, "if you'll show me where that are, I'll give you a shillin' and I'm in a hurry." *hen next heard of, be was with his intended before a justice, who inquired W4.he did not go home, put on , his coat and be married like a gentleman. ".Shaw, squire I" said he ; "it don't make the least bit of diffierence, and if I go to the boat after my coat, I may lose the gal:—There's two fellere r wants her, and she dOn't care which she has !" The "silken cord that bound two will ing hearts" was tied, the bride inform.- leg the sqsire thathe needn't have said the part, about putting asunder, because there wan't no danger of that. The, squire took his fee and said : I hope you have-a good wife." -"Well, he has," responded the bride. "And;'' added the bridegroom, " I calculate I am pooty well to do in the world. I'm captairrof a canal boat, and she's going to be head cook; and if ydn'lloonie aboard, squire, I'll astonish you with's warm meal." Whether the squire" ever got his "waiin meal" is uncertain. It is a pea itivo et however, that the- bridegr.em c pletely astonished him. Thu Bumv..—Some writer gives the oflowing analysis of the book of books, the ' 4 44 It is a book of laws; it shows the right and wrong. It is a book of wisdom, that makes the foolish wise. - ' * It is a book of troth, which detects all human errors. ' ' • It ie the beak-oElff°, and shows how CO avoid everlasting death. ' It is the most authentic history UV published. - • It contains , the most remote Antiqui ties,tthe most remarkable events and wonderful occurrences., It -is code of laws. It ie a perfect hody.of.dvinity. IL is ; am, unequalled narrative. It is' a book of biography. It is a book of travels. It ie. a book of Voyages. It is a book of the -best covenant ever made, the best deed ever written. It is the-best wilt ever executed, the best testament ever signed. - - It. is theLyobug man's best companion. It is the scheolboy'a instructor. It ie the learned mltl's masterpiece. eir A revolutiemary soldier" 'fun , ' ding for Congress, andlis opponent .wasi. uyourig man who had "never -bedn! to' the wars," and it Was the custom of the. , old Relolutionary to tellof the'buidettipty he had endured. , Said he:"P•elliiweit-i izens. I havefonglit , ll.ad bled - for my country. I helped to whip tbe and ;the Indiana. I have slept on - :Ou t field of hittle . with no , other than the canopy of heaven. " I have walked over the frozen ground 'till every footstep was marked with blood-!--" just about this time one, of the soveieigne, who>had bedome ,greatly interested din his 'tale of sufferings, walkedup in &tint ofltheispeaker, wiped the tears - fromi his eyes, with.the:extremi ty of lis,coat. tail, and interrupted him 'with : "Did you say you had font the British and lojnna?' . "Yes, sir." "Did you say you e .„ 1ep,5..,, 4 0n the ground whiie,sarving . your cottOry:,, without any lover did." DiQ yci?, 119! .yotif.jeat, no,ysre,d.4lie grouod you,wolked. over with blood V' "Yes,' , ' replied the spealrer t Axnll,ing,ly, " Wetl y then," said the tearlul,sovereign, "1 guess Pll .vote .for Valk'? . chap, -for I.lV,be Whined if ain't done enough forlyour dorintry!' . .- 4 ' ' GENEROUS YOUTE.-13„alty,' said a green yo4ll,!tt . a veoent.bin `,whit Yhat and gray pants, through which projected-half a fciot, perhaps 'mere— tiefcire we go inte , thicknueediii to 'seeAblietebinbitders;- Fidnt•lo , =ask you y~Pel'l,~lclialiod wlist=is it Tr • `tiPe' (bib Lbilflilli3BB is ,gwipp tp eost,!, hpilsneTter. kova't ttfrp.ril tp t r;l3, kr.muchfor,goth iq,,, g70.1h ,d,C9l:t PAY the 1 51 Csn'tl:.°2•7B€4.!' 'A woman is at the botttink of all mia -gkkeKis4lo49e lid‘Yr al* .‘,,`and -w.111.3,1A N'so, tg gst,irits) „m}schigf, my pole; FAELO-#1,1_40,4,003,0,r,w.e... The man who never- told an editor how 'lMlCOuldahatteiGhltilpaVer; khtta gents out West to marry the woman who never looked into alookiug-glass. II