BY FRED'K L. BAKER. 13RITTON & MUSSER'S Ti f FAMILY DRUG STORE, NaPAet Street, Marietta, Pa. Bairns & Mrssta, successors to Dr. F. v in ide, will continue the business at the old Sind, where they are daily receiving additions to their stock, which are received from the post reliable imp lib orters and manufacturers. They would respectfully ask aliberal share a public patronage. They are now prepared to eupply the de mands `Leae public with everything in their line of , Their stock ny DRUGS AND MEDICINES alert AND PURE, HAVING JUST. ARRIVED. ?lAN Nines anD boors FOR MEDICINAL USES ONL Y, OIL THE POPULAR PATENT MEDICINES. v i e strife of all kinds, Fancy and Toilet Ar titlre of every kind, Alcoholic and Fluid Eatracte, Alcaloid and Reinoids, all the best Trusses, Abdominal Su p porters,Shoulder Braces, Breast Pumps, Nipple Shells and Shields, Nursing Bottles, A large eupply of NA 1, NAIR, TOOTH, NAIL AND CLOTHES BRUSHES. Tooth Powder and Pastes, Oila, Perfumery, Ws, Combs, Hair Dyes, Invigorators, &c.; Oat O Lamps, Shades, Chimneys, Wick, &c, Physicians bupplied at reasons Lie rates . Medicines and Prescriptions carefully and ac onstely c ompounded all hours of the day and sight, by Charles 11. Britton, Pharmaceutist, who will pay especial attention to this branch of the business. Having bad over ten years mensal experience in the drug business ena bles him to guarantee entire satisfactiqusto all who titsy patroeize the new firm. rr HAsSOri - s Compound Syrup of Tar, on hand and for sale. large supply of School Books, Stationary, hr.. always ou hand. SUNDAY HOURS: rim 8 to 10, a. m.,—12 to 2, and 5 to 6 p. ClittrirS H. Britton.. A. Musser fi,ri,tta, October 20, 18G6. 11-tf Established 1829 11 ULTZ'S Old Established 0 Nat, up '& gar store, N 0.2 6 NORTH QUEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA. , E , : ty w i, o s ul ft d r i t e h s o pe l e a tfi l il a t an l i m m i o n n te e r e o tlifal B o 6 u 6 r ire LOW ready, consisting of Drees Silk, Cassimere, Plain and Mali, Fur and V 001, or cassimerett, r`.311 . Cussimere, Soft and Steel exten ad Brims, and Flexible Self-ad justing and D'Orssy Brim 311E-311E r2llO In new, novel and beautiful designs, and at inch prices as to make It an inducement for to purcbaie. Cap Caps I fur stock of Caps comprises all the newest inies for Men, Boys and Children's Fall and Winter wear. Our motto is, "Equality to all." The lowest selling price marked tn figures on lath article, and never varied from, at SHULTZ & BROTHER'S, Hat, Cap and Fur Store, No. 20 North Queen..st., Lancaster. M' All kinds of Shipping. Furs bought and the highest Cash prices paid. H. L. & E. J. ZAMA Atctedees, E k si Corner of North Queen-Si., ,8): and Centre Square, Lancaster; Pa. ‘AT F s : sv a is r s e Alr a e i n c r e e s d at to the se l l o l ic A es tn t e ca rl s c h an ra a te n s ti l We buy directly from the Imparters and Man ‘firturers, and can, and do sell Watches as int as they can be bought in Philadelphia or New -York. A fine stock or4locks, Jewelry, Spectacles, tincr and Silver-plated ware constantly on land. Every article fairly represented. IL L. 4 E. J. ZAHNIS Corsa North Queen Street and Centre Square LANCASTER, PA. Vint National Bank of Marietta. puts BANKING ASSOCIATION HAVING COMPLETED ITS ORGAN/ZATION is now prepared to transact all kinds of BANKING BUSINESS. The noarl. of Directors en t weekly, on Wednesday, for discount and other business oak liours : From 9A.Xto 3 P. rt. JOHN HOLLINGER, PAEnzararr. 4MOB BOWMAN, Cashier. DR. J. Z. HOFFER, DENTIST, Or THE BALTIMORE COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY, LATE OF HARRISBURG. OPSICE:—Front street, neat door to It Williams , Drug Store, between Locust 'lull Walnut streets, Columbia. • DANIEL G. BAKER, ATTORNRY AT LAW, LANCASTER, PA. OFFICE :—No. 29 NORTH DITILE STREET I PPosite the Court. House, where he will at tend to the practice of his profession in all its various brandies. B. TROUT, M. D., OfrPre his professional services to the citizens of Marietta and vicinity. nertel:—ln the Rooms formerly occupied DY Ur. F. Hinkle, Market-et., Marietta. nit_le, M.. ID., Phvoioian and Surgeon. AV ING removed to Columbia, would kem brace this opportunity of informing his Dreier patients and tamilies in Marietta and I ' l eitiltY, that he can still be consulted daily, between 2 n, mid 9 o'clock in the afternoon, at .0 residence of Mr. Thomas Stence. Any word left there will be promptly attended to. Marietta, April 1, 1867.-tf. ..77Vorra3- 1 7 Surgeon Dentist, MARKET STREET, ADJOINING 'S' Paitgler & Rich's Store, second iloQr, MARIETTA, nt Blanks, Deeds, dmi Sint See st affice. , : ,4t I;lii_-):i.r.,-a'•.T.O•--,.....t..ti4111 rE.R.N - 8 The Mariettian is published weekly, at $1:50 a-year, payable in advance. Office in ".Lindsay's Building," near the Post office corner, Marietta, Lan caster county, Pa. Advertisements will be inserted at the following rates : One square,ten lines or less, 75 cents for the first insertion, or three times for $1:50. Profession al or Business Cards, of six lines or less, 05 a-year. Notices in the reading col umns, ten cents a-line ; general adver tisements seven cents a-line for the first insertion, and for every additional in sertion, four ants. A liberal deduc tion made to yearly advertisers. Having put up a new Jobber press and added a large addition of job typc, euts, border, etc., will enable the estab- lishment to execute every description of Plain and Fancy Printing, from the smallest card to the largest poster, at short notice and reasonable rates. To-Day anti To-Morrow. BY GERALD MASSEY. High hopes that burn like stars sublime, Go down the skies of freedom ; And true hearts perish in the time We bitterliest need 'e•n But never sit we down and say, "There's nothing left but scarow, ,, We walk the wilderness to-day— The promised land to-morrow. Cur birds of song are silent now— There are no flowers blooming—. But life burns in the frozen bough, And freedom's spring is coming; And freedom's tide comes up aiway, Though we may stand in sorrow, And our good bark—aground to-day— Shall float again to-morrow. Through all the long drear night of years The people's cry ascended, And earth is wet with blood and tears E'er our meek sufferings ended. The few shall not forever swah The many toil in sorrow ; The bars of hell are strong to-day, But Christ shall rise to-morrow! Though hearts brood o'er the past, or eyes With smiling futures glisten ; Lo ! now the Cay bursts on the skies-- Lean out your souls and listen. The world roll's freedom's radiant way,- And ripens with our sorrow; Keep heart ! who bears the cross to-day Shall wear the crown to-morrow. Oh, Youth, flame earnest still aspire, With energies immortal ; To make a heaven of desire Our yearnings ope a portal; Aed though age wearies by the way, And hearts break in the furrow, We'll sow the golden grain to-day— The harvest comes to-morrow. Build up heroic lives, and all Be like the shaken sabre— Ready to flash out at God's command, Oh, chivalry of labot!! Triumph and toil are twins—and aye Joy suns the clouds of sorrow And 'tis the martyrdom to-day Brings victory on to-morrow-. AFRAID TO POP THE. QUESTION.-A young lady said to her beauafter fifteen years courtship : "Charles, 1 am going out of town to- morrow." " Whore?" "I don't know." " When aro you coming back V' "Never." " What are you going for V' " lam going to look for something which you have not, never.had, and yet can give me without loss to yourself." "You are very welcome to it, I am sure, but what is it ?" " A husband." " Wily, you might have had that fif teen yea s ago, if you had only Paid the word ; but I was afraid to ask the Ties- tion. , A " PEPPERY " YARN.—I went to the Legislature last year, said a Georgian. Well, I went to Augusta, and took din ner,at a tavern. Right besido me sat a member from one of the back towns,who had never taken dinner before at a tav ern in his life.- Before his plate was a dish of peppers, and he kept looking at them. Finally, as the waiters were very slow bringing on things, he up with his fork and in less than no time soused one into his month. As be brought his grinders down on it the tears , came into his eyes. At,last, spitting the pepper into his hand, he laid it down by the side of his plate, and with a voice that stet the whole table in a roar, exclaimed : "Just lie there and cool" fiar A modest young lady, who was a passenger on boark is packet ship, it is sajd, sprang out or her berth sod jumped overboard, on hearing the captain, dur log-n..stprni.„ order the mate to _haul 00,W11 tito .sheets. Falling iq Jove le_ like falling into river, 'tie mach-easier getting in than oat. alikge6tut VansAania *mai for tkt Ntnte Cult. MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1867. A Lady's Advice to Young Men. A lady who signs herself p "A Martyr to Late Hours," offers the folic;;Niiig sensible suggestion to young men Dear gentlemen between the ages of "18 and 45," listen to a few words of gratuitous remark. When ,you make a social call of an evening, on a young lady, go away at a reasonable hour. Say you come at eight o'clock, an honi and a half is certainly as long as the most fascinating of you,in conversation can, or rather ought to desire to use his charms. Two hours, indeed, can be pleasantly spent with music, chess, or other games, to lend variety; but, kind sir, by no means stay longer. Make shorter calls and come oftener. A girl, that is, a sensible, true-heart ed girl—will enjoy it better, and really enjoy your acquaintance more. Just conceive the agony of a girl who, well knowing the feelings of father and moth er upon the subject, to her horror hears the old clock strike ten, and yet must sit on the edge cater chair, in mortal terror, lest papa should put his oft re peated threat into execution—that of inviting tbe gentleman to breakfast. And we girls understand it all by expe rience, and know what it ie to dread the prognostic of displeasure. In such cases a sigh of relief generally accompa nies the closing door behind the gallant and one don't get over the feeling of trouble till safe in the arms of Morphe us. Even Wen the dreams are some• times troubled with the phantom of> an angry father and distressed ( for both parties) mother, and all because a young man will make a longer call than he ought to. Now young gentlemen friends, I tell you what we girls will do. For an hour and a half we will be most irresistibly charming . and fascinating. Then beware ; monosyllable responses will be all you need expect; and if, when the limits shall have , passed, the startling query shall be heard coming down stairs : " Isn't it time to close up 2" you must consider it a righteous punish ment, and, taking your hat, depart a sad. der and it is to be hoped a wiser man. Do not get angry, but the next time you come be careful to keep within just bounds. We want to rise early these pleasant mornings, and improve the "shining hours ;" but when forced to be up at such unreason - Able hours at night exhausted nature will speak ; and as a natural consequence, , with the utmost speed in dressing, we can barely get down to breakfast in time to escape a reprimand from papa, who don't believe in beaux—as though he never was young —and a mild, reproving glance from mamma, who understands a little better poor daughter's feelings, but must still disapprove outwardly, to keep up ap pearances. And now, young men, think about these things, and don't for pity's sake throw down your paper with' a "pshaw"—but remember the safe side elf ten. ~ ,J u t The Home Journal is responsible for _the following : "People generally do not know that some ladies wear false lips, made of pink india-robber, which are attached to thin lips in a manner Which defies detection, and which give a pretty pouting appearance to the mouth. There is a way to test lips which may appear , doubtful, but many ladies might, object to the operation, Un less it were performed by very near rel- atives." ear A duchess in Paris, whose infant had when newly born been sent into the country to nurse, recently sent for the boy, when he was four years old. Walk ing out with the little fellow she w. amazed to hear him exclaim "There mamma, is a good house," and running from her into the courtyard he took off his cap and began to sing. The unfor tunate iittle duke had been trained b y his nurse to - beg an a _ballad singer. eir The editor of a western exchange • Says we ought not to expect too much , of a paper when an editor is , driven to be his own compositor, pressman, and devil, and' has to run all over team every ,forenoon in the rain in search of a qua • _ter. to buy something for his dinner We should think not. $ A poor man who had been ill, being asked by a gentleman, if he had taken any remedy, replied;: "No, but I fiave,talien lots of physics." Gir If we ell had windows in our breasts to-morrow, what a , demand, there would be for blinds. ifir A yotiailailf iiiihafged with hay ing said that if a cart wheel has nine,fel lees, it's a.pitty a pretti,girl can't have OLIO, A capital ghost Story. DEDICATED-TO ALL NEWSPAPER READERS That apparitions do not' always wan. der veithOut sufficient' cense, is proved by the Well attested ' facts Which we give below : ' Last Tuesday fortnight, as M --, rclady of rather literary taste and stadi ons habits, sit reading in the drawing room, when the clock on the mantle piece,strucktvelve. As the last stroke reverberated through the apartments, the door was flung wide opeal In the act of raising her head to repel the in trusion (unrung for) of her late husband she screamed and,fell senseless on the carpet. This, brought Much members of the family who had not retired to rest, restoratives were administered and when Mrs.—,.had regained her suspended faculties, and being a woman of strong and highly cultivated intellect, she felt disposed to consider the whole distress she had undergone as the result of cer tain associations between the melancho ly tale she had been perusing, and her late loss,.operating on a partially ner vous system. She, however, considered it advisable, that a maidservant should repose-in her chamber, lest 'any return of what she considered a nervous affec tion should.distress herself and alarm the family. Last Tuesday night, feeling in better spirits than she had been for several months past, Mrs.---, dispensed with the presence of her attendant, retiring alone to her chamber, went to bed a little before ten o'clock. Exactly as the clock struck twelve, she was awaken ed from her sleep, end distinctly beheld the apparition she had before seen, ad vancing from ihe table: on which stood her night lamp, till it stood opposite to and drew 'aside the curtains of her bed. She described hervery blood re treating with icy ehiliness to her heart from every vein. The countenance of her beloved in life wore not its benevo lent aspect, the eyes once beaming with affection ; were now fixed with stern re gard on the trembling, half dissolved being, who. with the courage of deeper- ' ation, thus adjured him : "Charles dear Charles I—tvliy are you come again ?" "Jessie," slowly and solemnly aspira- ted the shadowy form, waiving in his hand a small roll of writing paper— " Jessie, pay my newspaper accounts, and, let me rest in peace ?" sir The credit system hoe been car ried to a pretty fine point in some of the rural districts, if wejnay judge from the following dialogue, said to have recently occurred between a cuetomer and the proprietor: "Flaow's trade, square ?" cash trade,e kinder dull naow, major." "Dun awything terday f" "Wall, only a leetle— on credit. Aunt Betsey Poshard has bort an egg's worth o' tea and got trusted for it 'till her speckled pullet lays." Gir A woman in Hudson City, N.J., feeling aggrieved at the castigation 'Which her'child had received in one of the public schools, retaliated by cowhi ding two of the - teadhers—the male prin cipal and female assiitant. Before en gaging in her Amazonian exercise, she asked, the name - of the lady teacher. "Mies Webb," was the reply. "Then I'll make a cobweb of you," was the grimly-iamoroas retort, as straightway she seized the astonished teacher by the c goon and began her belaboration. or Religion ! It is not a gauntlet that men put on ; it is not a steel armor; it is sweeter and more beautious than flowers. It mingles with all our affec tions, and sanctifies Lhem. It enters into our family life, and exalts it. It , is just that spirit which is at " most agree ment with everything in us that is best. It is, tender, it is gentle, it is familiar, it is domestic. You do not know how to rove wife or huebandtill you have known how' to loin tend. Yon do not knew &ir nobre affectiOn . of friend ihip till God has taught you how tOtake Walt: disinterested love. - • To care a felon, shave the linger so as to nearly stall the blood, then ap ply a poultice Inade.of linseed oil and white' lead: It will kill the felon within tveniy-fopi hours, without the addition al pain caused by other ransedtes. 037 ) 0n some railroads it is customary to have a lock on the stove, to prevent &passenger fyogypeddling with the fire. A. wag being asked why they losked . tbe stove, coolly replied tbst.qt.was to pre- rant the fire frog gding oat:"' Staff for Smiles. A. rustic who witnessed a picture of William Penn in treaty with the Indians, informed his companions: "That. 'ere is Benjamin Franklin' treating the Injuus ; 'ye been under that tree many a time myself." There is but one organ which is com mon to all animals whatsoever ; ; some are without eyes, many without noses; some have no heads, others no tails ; some there are who have no brains, oth ers * very happy ones; some no hearts others very bad onea—but all have a stomach. A. very intelligent lady, riding lately in the rear car of a long train, remarked to her companion that the train seemed to move very slowly; and a moment after added, with a most Partingtonian unconsciousness : "But perhaps it is he nnas° we are in the last car." You may wish to get a wife without a failing, but what if the woman, after you find her happens to be in want , of a hus band of the same character. Question for etymologists—Do the "roots of words" produce "flowers of speech?" An English paper says, very ungallant ly that chapels ire like some women, because there is no living with them. Artemus Ward says "the ballet girls dance first on one foot and then on %other, and, between the two they make a good living." A Richmond thief lately stole eight thousand dollars in confederate money. It was the pettiest kind of larceny. New married people who advertie "No Cards" may be sure to have played all their cards before marriage. Some irreverent person has discovered that a bald head is like heaven, because there will be no more parting or dying there. • 01P- A billiard room is a bad place to get your daily thvad, yet they always have a loaf (er), too, there. It is a great convenience for a doctor to have two patients in the same street, so he can kill two birds with one stone. Song of the Lark,—We won't go home till morning. Logical exercise for ladiess—jumping o conclusions. Without the dear ladies, we should be Ifratag-nation "How do you define 'black as your hat " said a schoolmaiter to one of his pupils. "Darkness that may be felt," re plied the youthful wit. • The following question io now before Sand Lake Society : "Which do women love tho best—to be hugged in a polka, or squeezed, in a sleigh 7" A little wrong done to another, is great injury done to ourselves. The se verest punishment of an injury is the conciousnees of having done it. Nobody likes to be nobody;'but ev erybody is pleased to tbiok himself some body ; but, when anybody thinks himself to be somebody, he generally thinks ev erybody else to be nobody. An impatient boy waiting for the grist, said to the miller, "I could eat the meal as fast as the mill grinds it. "Bow long could you do sod" inquired, the miller. "Tilt I starved to death I" was the sar castic reply. In order to get an enemy, lend a man a small sum of money for a day. Call upon him in a week for it. Wait two months. In three ineist upcin his pay ing you. He will get angry, denounce • on, and ever after speak of you in abu sive terms. In Massachusetts there is apiece call. ed Sanberry, where Mr. Nehemiah Black berry married Miss Susan Elderberry, a niece of Deacon Dunsenberry, of Dan berry. The ceremony was performed by Rev. Cranberry, at the 'house of Mi. uckleberry. The following Irish conversation was heard in the streets of St. Louis : "Pat, what do you think of President John sen?" "Faith, an' he's a good merchant:, "Howilo, Pat ?" "Be Jabers 1 he sold arms to the Fenians, and then sold the Fenians." A boy was caught in the act of steal ing dried berries in front of a store the 'other day, and was' locked up in a dark closet by the grocer. Then the boy be gan begging most pathetically for his release, and after using all the persuasion that his young imagination could invent proposed : Now if you'll let'ine out and send for my daddy, he'll payyou for the berries; and lick me besidesl 4 This ap ,peal was too tineti - fOr the groceryman to -.stand out against. =I VOL. XIII.--NO. 37. Stray Thoughts. Dobbs says the scarcity of eggs is not owing to a want of punctuality on the part of bens; they are prepared to lay as many eggs as ever, but have no shells to cover them. He, to remedy this de fect, proposes feeding hens with India rabber . bags for egg covers. Smikes is down on the resumption of specie payment. He was once cheated with a bad quarter. A. temperance man down East will not eat butter, because it is made of a fermented liquor called milk, it being against his principles to encourage fer mentation. ' Smikes is down on false teeth for old peoPle. He thinks they eat much food that belongs to the younger generation, and it keeps provisions high. A scolding woman was lately arrested for carrying a concealed deadly weapon. It was her tongue. Dickory says he always respects o/d age, except when some one sticks him with a pair of tough chickens. Mrs. Partington being asked how deep Ike had gone in the oil business replied six hundred feet in one company. THE GREAT BENEFACTOIL-It hi stated that George Peabody, Esq., will sail for Europe on the let of May. The picture of the Queen of England, to be presented to Mr. Peabody, is now on board. the steamer Scotia. The presentation will be made in Washington—to which city he will at once proceed—by the British minister in person. Ultimately the pic- ture will be placed in afire -proof room in the Peabody Institute at South Danvers', Massachusetts. This benevolent gentle man, whose generosity has caused his name to be endeared in Europe and the United States, has received an autograph letter from the Empress Eugene, highly complimenting him for his uneicampled liberality to the poor on both Bides of the tlantic, and speaking of him as the great benefactor of humanity. IF I _ _MAY BE;- A lALOWFD.--.DEECOE A---, white passing through his lot the other day, stooped down to tie his shoe. A pet ram, which the boys had tamed, among other things, was taught to regard this posture as extremely offensive. He instantly pitched into the old gentleman's undefended rear, and laid him full length in. a mud bole. Picking himself up, the deacon discovered the cause or his over throw standing in all the calmness and dignity of a concioes victor. His rage was boundless, and he sainted him with the energetic language "You d—d old rascal I" At that moment he caught a glimpea of the benign face of the "minister" peep ing through the fence, and be instantly added : "If I may be ellowed the expression." A DEMOCRATIC APPRENTICE.—An Irish stranger, slightly the worse for whiskey got tangled in a political controversy, in a saloon in Trenton, one day last week. He advocated Democracy, with the same volubility of a skeleton. His antagonist finally ventured to remark : "You dont know what Democracy is I" "Don't know what Democracy is, ye black Republican spalpeen ? I've been in the Ohio State prison for five years, and served in the rebel army for three years, and voted six times in the Sixth . Ward, New York, at the last election. Divil a man in the United States has served a batter apprenticeship to tbe• Democracy than meself." The Radical knocked under and treat. ed the party. Cif' A fellow went to the parish priest. and told him, with a Wng face, that ha had seen a ghost. "When and where 1" said the pastor. "Last night," replied the man ; "I wee . passing by the church, and up against the wall did I behold the spectre." "In what shape did he appear 7" asked the priest. "In the shape of a great ass." "Go home and hold your tongue about it," rejoined the pastor, "you are a very timid man, and have been frightened at your own shadow." Or One who writes from experience Bays : "Never let people work for you gratis. Two years ego a man carried a, beadle for me and I hive been lending him twenty-five cents a week ever since." leir Once after Sheridan -had lost at play all the money he had last borrowed, end was passing out into the street, feel in a very bad humor, he saw a poor 'fallow stooping down to tie his shoe..,. So what ihould he do but kick the man, I own, oulia flce, with - the remark "Dark Ton ere, alwar tying your sbewt
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