kill FRED'K L BAKER. . -T A , "Lag's "at Otaoe, NO, 20 NORTH QUEEN STREET, LANCASTER, PA. 'E manufacture our own goods, thus en abling us to sell at OLD TIME PRICES. e largest, best and most complete stock, and at lower prices than any house in the ountry. jar immense stock of Spring and Summer ep,concists of all the novelties of the sea- E, at least fifty different styles the most pop e of which are roper than can be had elsewhere. )ar business connection with our patrons period of nearly 40 years, is a sufficient ,carantee of our ability to please all who sy fsvor us with a aall. SHULTZ gr. BROTHERS, No. 20 North Queen-st., Lancaster. NEW G- CD OID GABLE STI4 1 C LER, Nuessors to Abraham Cassel, To the Public : We beg leave to announce to is patrons and the public generally that our lanoments for the Spring Season are such ;mill enable us to offer for sale an unusually ii selected) varied and attractive :dock GOODS GROCERIES, GLASS and QUEEN.WARE, .L CLOTHS, aINOOW SHADES, CARPETING, &c., &e. Having reduced our stock to the very lowest enabled us to lay in an entirely new ausent, which we feel confident will be noire to the old and to new customers of stand. Ever) Dvpartment will constantly be re :etitheil with the most desirable offerings tdbegains from New York and Philadelphia . . ,e pa rticii I arl Y solicit your attention to our la and prices before purchasing elsewhere. GABLE & STRICKLER, ,r,e loot West of the Post Office, Market St. rp The birhest Market price paid in goods exchange for Country produce. lOVLS! STOVES! STOVES!! STOVES ! I 10K COOIC STOVES, STOVES T JOlliC SPANGLER'S. -0- !RLOR STOVES, PARLOR STOVES, PARLOR STOVES, GAP-BURNING STOVES AT JOHN SPANGLE ICS. ~ 11'ES, STOVES,—VULCAN STOVES FOP. LW G TWO OR FOUR ROOMS' WITH ONE FIRE—FOURTH N O W READY— CALL AND SEE THEM AT , Frangler's Hardware and Stove Store Market Street, Marietta, Pa. A, LINDSAY, .„00/i MANUFACTURER & DEALE•R IN BOOTS & SHOES, STREET, MARIETTA, PENN. • yoal must respectfully inform the citizena iWin Borough and neighborhood that he ire Itlittime tie largest assortment of City made uu ever uti,•red in this Borough, amongst iiicii may be named the new-style 1;0) ,toot, alobo-ilia ZANal.Als. rat: THE LADIES. A. L. being a practical SOOT AND SHOE MR Nibbles him to select with more ;:cent than those who are not. He eontin tt') manufacture in the very beet manner :31bing in the BOOT AND SHOE line, he will warrant for neatness and fit. 'Call and examine the new stack before eiiewtiere. ptutist. Atlee Bockins. N. D. D. D. S.. `' 1 :11s his services in either the Operative, stir4ical or Mechanical Departments of T Dl N'UISTRY. Teeth extracted without pain, by the ad traziattion of the " Nitrus Oxide Gas" or orriets: In Marietta every Toes !. sad Pyiday 3 in the "St. John Rouse," and , v , r of Locust mid Second ate., Columbia. Anima, April 14, 1865.-6m.] zRosENE & GAS STOVES. " 1 &COFFEE BOILERS, GLUE POTS OIL CANS, 8/C. ric. L the : oolong fora family may be done with er°4 'ne Un, or Gas, with less trouble and YrJ expense t h ou any other fuel. ntlicle munafactored by this Company ,stistrasteed toperform all that is claimed it. fl - Send for Circular. Liberal Discount, to the Trade. REROsENE LAMP HEATER CO„ 206 P EARL-ST., 16m 't BUT OF THE IVIONTIILIES— LADY'S IRIEND—deVOIed to FASH: 4nd LITE:WAPURE. Beautiful Steel t4r4nigs• SPLENDID DOUBLE-SIZED COL 1p PLATES. The Latest patterns iff:sies, Cloaks, Bonnets, Embroidery &c., i.4k'hold receipts, Music, &c. Wheeler & .4.;in's Sewing Machines given as premiums. r'e,-) cents for a sample copy to DEA.. ON ~LTERSON, 319 Walnut-st., Philadelphia m. B FAHNs rilt.2:w . 3,l Atx . -sT., NEARLY STOCK OPPOSITE 2.Par.gler & Patterson's Store. '1 FROM 7 TO 8 A. Pff. .1: / TOURS. " ITO 2. " 6TO 7 P. - N. - - - - -#ll ,- -. 7 -• — ••• - OF THE BALTIMORE COLLEGE ________ ANIF 7 -- thigla s — ,, OF DENTAL SURGERY, .. G. RIKER, LATE OF HARRISBURG. 4 TTORNEY AT LAW, • - irk FF icE:—Front street, next door to R. LANCASTER, PA. 10 Williams' Drug Store, between Locust pr r ,,, - ------o:-:o---- • ' :^No q '4. tlie c J • ..4 NORTH DUKE STREET - 'l-snd Walnut streets, Columbia. tot ~ ;., ',:a.rt Rourie, where he will at .. 4 -,r,. ( VIC:: of hi 9 p..r °lsamu in all its . . OB PRINTING of every description ex ecuted with neatness And dispatch .at the e'''. - = trie — id The MaiWt _ian. ~ . .. . - • ..- . . -CV ......_. .. _ . .. . t 1. . .. 1 ..- • .:4} - , -. - - - • . .. . .:: • . . ...... I ••••• 1 - ' it 1 ' ' '' .... " v - . ... I . . . - ' • . . . . , . Dr. Hev,ry Landis, Dr. Henry Landis Dr. Henry Landis At the "Golden Mortar," At the "Golden Mortar," Market Street, Marietta, Market Str ee t, Marietta, Keep constantly on hana Keep constantly on hand Drugs, Perfumeries, F ark c y Articles, Patent Medicines, Coal Oil Lamps and Shades, Howe & Steven's Family Dye Colors, Shoulder Braces and Trusses, Papers and Periodicals, Books & Stationary, Portmonnaies, Segars, Prescriptions carefully compounded Prescrivtions carefully compounded, Remember the place, Remember the place, Dr. Grove's old Stand. br. Grove's old Stand. Give us a call. Give us a call. JACOB LIBHART, JR. ; CABINET MAKER AND UNDERTAKER, MARIETTA, PA 411.1 WOULD most respectfully take this meth 'WV od of informing the citizens of Marietta and the public in general, that, having laid in a lot of seasoned Lumber, is now prepared to manufacture all kinds of CABINET FURNITURE, in every style and variety, at short notice He has on hand a lot of Furniture of his own manufacture, whicn for fine finish and good workmanship, will rival any City make. lizr Especial attention paid -to repairing. He is also now prepared to - attend, in all its branches, the UNDERTAKING business, be ing supplied with an excellent Herse, large and small-Biers, Cooling Box, &c. 11Zr COFFINS finished iu any style—plain or costly. Ware Itonm- -and Manufactory, near_ Mr. Duffy's new building, near the " Upper-Sta tioa," Marietta, Ps. [Oct. 22. .10 suitzbqeh /annery. _o_ GEO. W. SULTZBACH, TANNER 4 LEATHER DEALER, MARIETTA, PA. Having purchased the remaining stock on hand, and leased the Tannery and fixtures of his late father, Henry Sultzbach, deceased, le now prepared to accommodate the customers of the old stand, an the public generally, with everything in his line, at such prices as cannot fail to give entire satisfaction. His stock will consist of Oak Spanish and Slaughter Sole, Valve and Hemlock Leather, CA LFSKINS, Kips, Waxed and Grained Upper, SPLITS, HARNESS, BRIDLE & SHOE SKIRTING_ 3' Cash paid for Hides and Skiiis Marietta. January 6. 1866.-tf gIagXVETILLCOX & GIBBS' 1P NOISELESS The most simple, complete and easily man aged Sewing Machine now in use. It does every description of work—never stops at or needs to be helped over seams, but does all its work rapidly and well. The needle re quires no adjustment—you cannot get it in wrong—it makes any width of hem you wish —does braiding beautifully. The Braider is in the foot of every machine and p.trt of it, and is always adjusted, never gets out of place. Call and examine them before purchasing any other, at H. L. ✓ti E. J. ZAHM'S, Corner North Queen street and Centre Square, Sole Agents for Lancaster County. Lancaster, February 17, 1866.-tf. H. L. 6r , E. ZAHM, Aweless, Corner of North Queen-St., and Centre Square, Lancaster, Pa. WE are prepared to sell American and Swiss Watches at the lowest cash rates! We buy directly from the Importers and Man ufacturers, and can, and do sell Watches as' low as they can be bought in Philadelphia or New-York. A fine stock of clocks, Jewelry, Spectacles, Silver and Silver-plated ware constantly on hand. Every article fairly represented. H. L. 4. E. J. ZAHMS Corner North Queen Street and Centre Square, LANCASTER, PA. February 17, 1866.-tf. First National Bank of Marietta. THIS BANKING ASSOCIATION HAVING COMPLETE)) ITS ORGANIZATION is now prepared to transact all kinds of BANKING at . JSINESS. The Board of Directors meet weekly, on Wednesday, for discount and other business 113 — BankFrom JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIDENT. AMOS BOWMAN, Cashier. T HE LADY'S FRIEND— The Best of the Monthlies—devoted to Fashion and Pure Literature. $2.50 a )ear; Two copies $4.00 ; Eight (and one gratis) $l6. WHEELER & WILSON'S SEWING MACHINES given as premiums. Send 15 cents for a sample copy to DEACON & PE TERSON, 319 Walnut st., Philadelphia. DR. J. Z. HOFFER, DENTIST, gulagrubtut Vonsebania lond for Itt lona tit. I MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1866. PUBLISHED WEEKLY, AT ONE DOLLAR AND A HALF A. YEAR, PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. Office in " LINDSAY'S BUILDING," second floor, on Elbow Lane, between the Post Office Corner. and Front• St., Marietta, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. ADVERTISIrS RATES : One square (10 lines, or less) 75 cents for the firstinseition and One Dollar and-a-half for 3 insertions. Pro fessional and Business cat ds, of six lines or less at 115 per annum. Notices in the reading col umns, ten cents a-line. Marriages and Deaths, the simple announcement, FREE ; but for any additional lines, ten cents a line. A liberal deduction made to yearly a nd half yearly advertisers. Haying just added a " NEWBURY MOUN TAIN JOBBER Panes," together with alarge assortment of new Job, and Card type, Cuts, Borders, &c., &c., to the Job Office of « THE MARIETTIAN," which will insure the fne and speedy execution of all kinds of JOB & CARD -PRINTING, from the smallest Card to the LARGEST POSTER, at reasonable Dikes. PHOTOGRAPHIC. =I E. & H. T. ANTHONY & CO., Manufacturers of Photographic Materials, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, 501 BROADWAY, N. Y In addition to our main business of PIIOTO GRAPELIC MATERIALS we are Headquar ters for the following, vlz. STEREOSCOPES 4- STEREOSCOPIC VIEWS Of American and Foreign cities and Land scapes, Groups, Statuary, etc. STEREOSCOPIC VIEWS OF THE WAR, From negatives made in the various cam paigns and forming a complete Photographic history of the great contest. STEREOSCOPIC VIER S ON GLASS, Adapted for either the Magic Lantern or the Stereoscope. Our catalogue will be sent to any address - on receipt of stamp. PHOTOGRAPHIC ALBUMS. We manufacture more largely then any other house, about 200 varieties from 50 cents to $5O each, Our ALBUMS have the reputa tion of being superior in beauty and durabili ty to any others. CARD PHOTOGRAPHS OF GENERALS, STATESMEN, ACTORS, etc., etc. Our Catalogue embraces over FIVE THOU SAND.diffe ferit.aultiecta, ineluding - reprodue, tient; of the most celebriited - Engravings, Paintings, Statues, etc. Catalogues sent on receipt of stamp. 'Photographers and others ordering goods C. 0. D., will please remit 25 per cent. of the amount with their order. The price and quality of our goods can not fail to satisfy. June 16, 1866.-IY. _ 'WINES &, LIQUORS. ) 4 ' \\ 4- R. D. BENJAMIN, DEA] ER - IN WINES & LIQUORS, Corner of Front-st., and F.lbow Lane, MARIETTA, PA - EGS leave to inform the public that he JD will continue the WINE & LIQUOR busi ness, in all its branches. lie will constantly keep on hand all kinds of Brandies, Wines, Gins, Irish and Scotch Whiskey, Cordials, Bitters, 6^ BENJAMIN'S Justly Celebrated. Rose Whisky, ALWAYS ON SIAND. A very superior OLD RYE WHISKEY. just received, which ie warranted pure. Pa" All H. D. B. now asks of the pubic is a careful examination of his stock and pri ces, which will, he is confident, result in Ho tel keepers and others finding it to their ad vantage to make their purchases from him. (5-I:=' latille• PAPER-HANGING, Übe undersigned would respectfully an nounce to his old friends and the public generally, that he continues the above business in all its various branches Especial attention paid to plain and fancy paperhanging, China glossing, Frosting and Enamelling Glass, Griming of all kinds, &c. Thankful for past favors, would ask a con tinuance of the same. Residence a few doors west of the Town Hall, on Walnut street. DAVID H. MELLINGER. Marietta, Nov. 25, 1865.-Iv. AN IMPROVED LANTERN THIS is the most desirable Lantern in the market. It burns Coal Oil without a Chimney, emitting neither smoke nor smell. It gives a pure white light. It stands quick mot.ons rn any direction. The flame is regulated from the outside. It is neat and compact in form and size. It is free from solder in the upper parts, and is otherwise very substantial in its structure. PRICE, ONE DOLLAR. For sale at JOHN SPANGLER'S Hardware Store, on Market street. 1866. THE LADY'S FRIEND— The best of the Monthlies,devo ted to LITERATURE and FASHION. $2,- 50 a year. We give WHEELER & WU- S:IN'S Celebrated $55 Sewing Machines oil the following terms Twenty copfee and the Sewing Machine, $7O Thirty copies and the Sewing Machine, $B3 . Forty copies.and the Sewing Machine, $lOO Send 15 cents for a sample copy to DEA. CON & PETERSON, 319 Walnut street, Philadelphia. MASON & HAMLIN Cabinet Organs, Forty different styles, adaptej to sacred and secular music, for $BO to $6OO each. FIFTY ONE Gold or Silver Medals, or other first pre miums awarded them. Illustrated Catalogues sent free. Address, MAsorr & HAalr is, Bos ton, or MASON BROTHERS, New-York. 00AL HODS, Coal Selves, Coal Shovels Pi kers, Stove Grates, Cylinders and Li nings of different kinds, kept on band at JOHN SPANGLER'S. TT AIR ROLLS, the latest fashion—call in in at Mrs. ROTH'S Variety Store and see tikem—all the rage now, in the cities. CIT. CROIX AND NEW ENGLAND RUM for'culinary purposes, warranted gen ulna, IL D. Benjamin. LION'S Periodical Drops 'and Clark's re ale ~.. &idea Mortar- = ebristinaz 'Cara, ‘.‘7 Carol, brothel's, carol, Carol, joyfully; Carol the good'tidings, • Carol merrily. Carol, brothers, carol, Carol joyfully; Carol the good tidings, Carol merrily. And pray a gladsome'Christmas For all good Christain men, Carol, brothers, carol, Christmas day again. H. • At the merry table, Think of those who've none, The orphan and the widow, , Hungry and alone. Bountiful your offerings To the altar bring, ~ Let the poor and needy Christmas carols sing., Chorus: Carol, brothers, carol; Listening angel music, Discord sure must cease— Who dare hate his brother On this day of peace? , While the heavens are telling To mankind good will, Only love and kindness Every bosom Chorus: Carol, brothers, &o: Let our hearts, responding. To the Seraph Band, Wish this morning's sunshine Bright in every land,— Word, and deed, and prayer Speed the grateful sound, Telling " Merry Christmas" AlLthe-tverld- around I Chorus: Carol, brothers, &o. A Very Apt Reply. A soldier of this city who served with distinction as colonel of a Michigan regiment, was approached yesterday by as officer who supports Johnson, with a suggestion that, as military men, they ought to pay their respects to President Johnson upon hie arrival at Toledo. " You may, bat I will not," replied the Michigan colonel, "for I have no respect for.him." " But," quoth the Johnsonian, " you will go with us, and show your respect for Grant and Farragut, who accompany him, won't you ?" "My dear sir," replied the Colonel, "there was once an old lady who kept a boarding house for laborers. One morn ing she came across a piece of tainted beef, which she purchased cheap, and boiled it for dinner. It ' smelt to heav en' and not a boarder would touch it. That evening she sliced and fried it, but it wouldn't do—it still smelt. The next morning she made hash of it, but it smelt louder and louder, when a boarder, who could stand it no longer, spoke his mind: "Look here, old lady, you may bile it, you may fry it, or you may 'Tile good potatoes by hashin' it with 'em, but that meat stinks, and you can't crowd it down me in any shape." "Now," continued the very positive Colonel, " you may take Johnson boiled, fried, stewed or sandwiched between two as good potatoes as Grant and Farragut, and he stinks. You can't crowd him I down me at any price." The conversation closed quite abrupt ly.—Toledo Blade. THE END OF A QIIARREL.—"We could soon finish you up," said some lemons to a bottle of carbonate of soda. " I could soon take the taste out of you," answered the soda. "Let us try our strength," said the lemons. " With all my heart," said the soda; and to work they went, trying with all their might to extinguish each other; fizz—went the lemons ; fizz—went the soda; and they went, on fizzing till there was noth. ing of either of them left, and only a nauseous puddle showed where tie fight had been. t The lawyer who stuck upon his office door, "Gone to dinner; back in ten minutes," might as well have added, " I am killing myself by bolting my food and, then trying to digest it over my pa pers ; at forty-five I shall probably be either a broken-down invalid .or a luna tic ; but, in the meantime . , I am very much at your serviCeT There is also a ghastly humor aboutthat other story,of a host,in a N 7/ England city, _who ask ed his guest, at:a mid-day dipper, if he would mind eating his pie in the street, Its they w.alked &len. . _ For the Mariettian Cold Water Arrows.-1 4 4. 2. " Pnt him -down in the bill 1" Two fellows at a tavern, having sum moned the waiter to furnish-them with driiik, - ;the poor man had scarcely enter-_ ed tii6 bar when he fell down in a fit of apoplbxy. "He's dead I" exclaimed one. " He'll come to," replied the other. Dead for five hundred 1" said the first.. ".Done,"-retorted the second. The noise of the fall and the confusion which. fol lowed brought up the landlord, who called out to "fetch the Doctor." " No, no t we must have no interference," ex claithed these wretched worshippers of the Rum-god. " There's a - bet depend ing." A bet depending 1 A bet against a life of a man 1 a bet against a soul 1 Who but -a drunkard could conceive of such hard-hearted villainy ?_ W hat de mon from the lower pit but the " Whis key Demon" could inspire men with such diabolical frenzy ? " But sirs," said the landlord, " I shall lose a valu able servant." What think yOu was' answer ;—there with that stricken fellow mortal's life - trembling in the balance of a fearful uncertainty? Prompt relief from a skillful physician might stay the fatal arrow from Death's quiver; might cause the vital flood to course freely. nce more through those swollen veins ; might resuscitate that now well nigh breath less body—but " no, no, there must be no interference." Never mind his value ; as to his soul let him settle that account with-God. " We'll pay you for his ser vices. Never mind, never mind, you can put him down in the bill." Yes, this is what they said. "Tut him down in the bill 1" ah I fear there will be some 'ffretulful items put down in the bill, when God comes to reckon at the-judge went with the drunkard and the drunk ard maker ; when " the Books shall be opened." Even now • the Recording angel is noting down in that huge journ-. al some dreadful charges, facts and figures written in tears and groans and blood, that will form bills of account from which the boldest debtor may well start back aghast; aye, they will stand one day as counts in bills of indictment before God's dread Tribunal, which will cause the guilty culprits to call for the rocks and hills to fall upon them. Oh methinks I see that awful scroll unfolded on which is written, like the prophet's roll ". within and without, la mentations and mourning and woe," and when 'tie asked by the Judge of all the earth, " Who caused all this woe and crime and death. Who slew all thess ?" The answer will be, the grand present ment of that grandest of juries t "These are the fruits of drunkenness and drunk ard making. These are the well authen: ticated records of Intemperance, and for these the drunkard, and those who made him so are responsible." . " Put it-down in the bill " that this fearful vice with the horrid traffic that sustains it, "has made wives, widows; children, orphans ; fathers, fiends, and all of them paupers and beggars." " Put it down in the bill r —write it in the debtor column over against the name of each drunkard and each rumaeller of that apostate world that is now to be judged that " it has cut down youth' in its vigor; manhood in its strengthosnd age in its weakness. It has broken the father's heart, bereaved the doting moth er, extinguished natural affection, erased conjugal,love, blotted out filial attach ment, blighted parental hope and brought down mourning age in sorrow to the grave." " Put it down in the bill," that has " burned up man, consumed woman, de tested life, cursed GOd, despised Heaven, and defied the judgements' of the great day." And then as the awful indict ment is read out in the presence of the assembled universe and confirmed by the testimony of ten thousand times ten thousand witnesses, from every land on our globe, the judge will pronounce but the sentence of strict and terrible jus tice, ass he says: " When I was an hungered ye gave me no meat ; bat fed my poor with tears and curses; when I was thirsty ye gave me no drink, that would quench thirst, but poured a boil ing, surging tide of liquid poison .into homes where some of my redeemed have died by. starvation and neglect the result of your fiendish.wickeduess. I was na ked in the person ,of- thousands whom your traffic and vice stripped of every vestige of comfort, -and- ye- clothed me not; insimncli as ye clothed not but , rob: bed those " little ones" that periehed. was sick end 'ye visited me not, I was in prison and ye came not unto me. Then perhaps even such wretches may attempt to viiitlicate tbernielires byway ll= - =ERN OL. th.-NO. 6. ing :` " When saw weibee hungry, thirs ty, naked, sicyor in prison and did not minister unto thee:" Then shill the King atid judge answer and say unto them, as with a withering frown of right eous indignation he points to thousands of once poor, but now redeemed and ransomed women and . children, who went down to untimely graves, the cold, naked, starved and beaten victims of Strong Drink. lie will say, " Inasmuch • as ye did it net—this kindness—unto the least of these, my brethren, my sis ters, my mothers, ye did it not unto me." "Inaeinuch as ye did it all—this work of natold desolation—to these my sis ters, to these my children, ye did it unto me. Depart, depart ye cursed into ev erlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels." W. A. F Marietta, September 4, 1866. INFLUENCE OF AFFECTION.—Tbere is a good deal of canting about involuntary affection in the world, and all that ; but a young lady should never let such fool ish notions enter her head. She should allow the pride of conscious strength of mind to keep her above every foolish, vain and nonsensical preference towards this precious fop, and that idle attend ant on a lady's will. She should lay it up in her heart as an immutable princi ple that no love can last if not based upon a right and calm estimation of good qualities ; or at least, that if the object upon which it is lavished be not one whose heart and whose head are both right, misery will surely be her portion. A sudden preference for a stranger is a very doubtful kind of pref erence, and the lady who allows herself to be betrayed into such a silly kind of affection, without knowing a word of the man's character or hie position is guilty of indiscretion which not only reflects unfavorably upon her good sense, but argues badly for the nature and ground work of that affection. liar Be content to attend to duties as .they arise ; take them as they are sent by Providence. Every moment brings its own responsibilities ; and man's wis dom, in this world of sin, of sorrow and of death, consists in cheerfully using present comforts and diligently attend ing to present duties. Let the crumbs, the fragments of time, be gathered up, that nothing be lost. car You are a coward if afraid to tell the truth when you should do so. You area coward if you insult the weak. You are a coward if afraid to do right, if you shrink from defending your opia ion, from maintaining that which you know to be just and good ; and you are especially a coward if you know certain things of yourself and care not to own them to yourself. One of a party of friends, referring to an exquisite musical composition, said, " That song always carries me away when I hear it." "Can anybody sing it 2" asked Jerrold. A romantic young. man says that a young woman's heart is like the moon ; it changes continually bat it always has a man in it. Punch says, "We do not believe in spiritealism or magic, but the other day, a veracious witness actually saw a young man turn into a public house. "I stand upon the soil of freedom." cried a stomp orator. "No 1" cried his shoemiker, " you stand in a pair of shoes that have never been paid for." What is the difference between a mis chievous mouse and a beautiful young lady ? One harms the cheese and the other charms the he's. Why is a convalescent dyspeptic like a reprieved criminal ? Because he can't digest yet. A youth declares that hie sister is so tender hearted she can't be induced to strike a light. Woman is said to be a mere delusion, but it is sometimes pleasant to hag de. lasions Nature bee granted to all to be happy if we did but know how to use her ben efits. The easiest and best way to expand the chest is to have a good heart in it. The faculty - of reason, like that of memory, is lost by lack of exercise. Why 16v like a Scotch plaid ? It is all stuff and often crossed. Who le the firstperson mentioned in the' bible ? Jenny Sig. It is beauty's-privilege' to' kill time, time kilce 10 .%tuft for Zir