BY FRED'K L. BAKER.
eCHENCK'S MANDRAKE PILLS,
FOR LIVER COMPLAINT.
ASUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL
if your bowels are costive
TRYTHEM.
gm have worms,
TRY THEM.
If your breath is b TRY THEM.
gyou feel drowsy,
TRY THEM.
If you are low spirited,
TRY THEM.
If you have a sick headache . ,
TRY THEM.
lf you have taken a drop too much,
TAKE A FULL DOSE.
They only coat .25 cents a box,
TRY THEM.
Blue Mass, and other preparations of Mer
cury, Actually proauce more suffering and
death than the diseases which they profess to
tug , And yet this corrosive mineral so de
iiiirice4 by the allopathic doctors, is preseri
tclby them almost universally in Liver Com
bat, Consumption of Lungs, &c.
THE MANDRAKE PILLS
ate zautposed entitely of roots and herbs, ob
tained faun the great storehouse. of Nature,
tad their salutary effects will appear as soon
tithe medicine is brought to the test of a fair
rtpenment. SCHENCK'S MANDR AKE
PILLS do not produce as y nausea or sickness
of the stomas ; but when given for Dyspep
sia, it may be proper to use them in connec
tion with SCHENCK'S SEAWEED TONIC.
lip this judicious treatment the digestive fac
ulties are speedily restored to their full vigor,
and the worst cases of indigestion may be
cued ,
When we reflect that the liver is the largest
'atonal organ of the body, that to it is assign
ed the important duty of filtering the blood
sad preparing the bile, that it is subject to
ray disorders, and that when it is diseased
or inactive the whole body sutlers sympathet.
ashy, it is not surprising that a medicine
which can restore the healthy operations of
the Liver should produce wonderful changes
in the general health, sal effect cures which
may appear to be almost miraculous. Head
ache of long continuance, severe pains in the
side, breast and shoulders, aching of the limbs,
sieeling of general weakness and wretched
us, and other alarming and distressing symp
indicative of imperfect or disordered ac
tin of the liver, are speedily removed by the
use of SCHENCK'S hIANDRAKF. PILLS.
Cotiveness, piles, bitter or sour eructations,
sal that indescribable feeling of oppression'
mental anxiety, languor, lethargy and de
Konen of spirits, which unfit a man for Hier
motegealetit of business and the enjoy merit of
tie, are all relieved by the use of SCHENC K'S
MINSK ‘KE PILLS.
Ur. Scursca.—Dear ir : I take pleasure
intending you a certificate in addition to
nay you have already received from suffer
humanity. I can scarce ly find language
tudiriently strong to cam ess my heartfelt
raittication of the wonderful cures your
oIANURAKE PILLSand SEAWEED TON
IC have effected in the entire cure of one of
ne moat stubborn cases of the affectton of the
Fur three years I suffered beyond de
; oil my friends, as well as myself,
time to the conclusion ist my time in this
life was short. Such was the terrible condi
tion to which I was reduced that life to me
kid bee,tue a burthen ; my whole system was
in II state of inllammation ; I could not eat,
could nut sleep ; my whole
.body was ' fi lled
Tro pa it swelling would arise in my wrists
tad ankles, rendering them totally useless.
Ua nverol occasions I was attacked with - a
allot blood to the head, which would- fell
me to the ground, and I would be carried
way for dead. I applied to several eminent
ViYeicisnscd our city, who administered all
le Medicines that they thought would reach
o reate, but of no avail.
Cite of them said tie could do no more for
el, and advised me, as a last resort, to drink
cod liver oil. Not relishing the horrid trash ;
bottled to take it. Accident put your adver-
Inert in my hands. I called on you; you
nusined me and told me t he nature of my
d l"ae. You then ordered me ,he Pills and
Tome with an observance of diet, pledging
jour word that in one week I would find my
inf another man. I followed your advice,
to yo predicted, an astonishing cure NIMI
thaw. 1 continued your Pills and Tonic
l'rrome time, and now thank God for his
M1R11,9, and your invaluable medicine. I
once mote restored to perfect health. I
,91 earnestly reccommend thOse who are
1
defier from affection of the liver to give
Your Pills and Tonic a lair trial, and a cure
sidbe effected. I have sent many persons
V o le, and they have all been cured. Any
r t ion toy fellow-citizens may requ
ni
e freely given by
the subscriber, at h
IPn Wence, No. 8 12 Federal erred, between Stb
greased Passymik road.
CHARLES JOHNSON,
Formerly Printers' Ink Manufacturer..
D it• SC HENCK will he professionally at h
Priati palofflce, No. 15 North Sixth street, co
nctilf Commerce, Philadelphia, every &Wir
d% from 9 4. In., until 4p. tn. ; N 0.32 Bond
r€r) New York, every Tuesday, from 7 to
N° . 3 8 Sumner street, Boston, Mass.,
every Wednesday, from 9 to 3 ; and every
$llOl Friday at 108 Baltimore street, Balti
more, lid. All advice' free, but for a thor-
N 4 e tenunation of the lungs with his Res
kpolacter Ike charge as three dollars.
Tohrice of the Pulnionic Syru . and Seaweed
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A le) each $1.50 per bottle, or $7.50 per half
41ea. Mandrake Pills, 25 cents per box.
elde hy all Druggists & Dealers. [2l
186 THE LADY'S FRIEND
o. The beet of the hlonthhee—devo-
IQ LITE:RAI ORE and FASHION. $2.-
S
Year. Ne give- WagELER . & WIL
• IS Celebrated $Bll-Sewing_ Attain"' 01
14e following terms:-
I , l. ‘ 4 ntf enpica and the Sewing Machill'el
p 414 wlnes ancl the Sewing Machine, Kilt
Grircopies aed the sewing Machine, $ lOO
Cp Sead cents for a nipple copy to DEA
tz• PIi.TERSON, 319 Walnut street i
l'4"4delPhia.
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JOHN SPANGLER'S.
Periodical Drop, and Clark's- Fe'
riir-G'ettirref....sroirco•-•
iT4t. c',.';lt
Dr. Henry La,nclis.
Dr. Henry Landis
Dr. Henry Landis _
At the "Golden Mortar,"
At the "Golden Mortar,"
Market Street, Marietta,
Market Street, Marietta,
Keep constantly on Nana
Keep constantly on hand .-
Dings,
Perfumeries,
Fancy Article.,
Patent Medicines,
Coal Oil Lamps and Shades,
Howe & Stevens Family Dye Colors,
Shoulder Braces and Trusses,
Papera and Periodical.,
Books ft Stationary,
Portmommiee, •
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Prescriptions carefully compounded.
Prescrivtions carefully compounded,
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Give us a call.
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',pct Oftrute,
NO. 20 NORTH QUEEN STREET,
LANCASTER, PA.
WE manufacture our own goods, thus en-
Yr abling us - to sell at
OLD. TIME PRICES.
The largest, best and most complete stock,
and at lower prices than any house in the
country.
Our immense stock of Spring and Summer
Goods consists of all the novelties of the sea
son, at least fifty different styles the moat pop
ular of which 'are
Cheaper than can be had elsewhere.
Our business connection with our patrons
for a period of nearly 40 years, is a sufficient
guarrantec of our ability to please an who
may favor US with a call.
SHULTZ & BROTHERS,
No. 20 North Queen-st., Lancastor.
tA, LINDSAY, ,„44111
MANUFACTURER & DEALER IN
BOOTS & SHOES,
MARKET STREET, MARIETTA, PENN.
Would most respectthily inform the citizens
of this Borough and neigh borhood that he has
at this time the largest assortment of City made
work ever offered in this Borough, amongst
which may be named the new-style
oiish.Boat a g a 33411-00 his.
FOR THE LADIEa
A. L. being a practical BOOT AND SHOE
MAKER enables him to select with more
judgment than these who are not. He contin
ues to manufadarkein the very best manner
everything in the BOOT AN!) SHOE line,
which he will' Warrant foi neatness and fit.
13-Call and examine the new stock before
oing elsewhere."
WILLCOX & GIBBS
VV NOISELESS'
,ff.J_mag Oeuting. ,A.achine
The most simple, complete and easily man
aged Sewing Machine now in use. It does
every description of work —never stops at or
needs to be helped over seains, but does all
its work rapidly and well. The needle re
quires no adjustment—you cannot get it in
wrong—it makes any width of hem you wish
—does braiding .beautifully. The Braider is
in the foot of every machine and part of it,
and is always adjusted, never gets out of place.
Call and examine them before purchasing
any other, at
H. L. & E. J. ZAMA'S, -
Corner North Queen street and Centre Square,
. Sole Agents for Lancaster County.
Lancaster, February 17, 1866.-tf.
H. L. J' E. T. ZAHN;
„hive' Pm,
,jrritg, isMip
kltri: Corner of North Queen-St.,,ltr”
and Centre Square, Lancaster, Pa.
wE are prepared to sell American and
Swiss Watches at the lowest cash rates r
We buy directly from the Imparters and Man
ufacturers, and can, and do sell Watches as
low as they can be bought la Philadelphia or
New-York.
A fine stock of Mocks, Jewelry, Spectacles,
Silver and Silver.plated ware constantly on
hand. Every article fairly represented.
ff. L. if E. J. ZAH - MS
Corner North Queen Street and Centre Square,.
LANCASTER, PA.
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February 17, 1866.-tf.
First National Bank of Marietta.
rpHIS RANKING ASSOCIATION -
I HAVING COMPLETED ITS ORGANISATION
is now prepared to transact all kinds of
BANKING BUSINESS.
The Board of . Directors meet weekly, on
Wednesday, for discount and other business
ri"Bank flours: From 9h.sttoS P. N.
JOHN HOLLINGER, PRESIDENT.
AMOS BOWMAN, Cashier.
THE LADY'S FRIEND—
The Best - of the Monthlies—devoted to
Fashion and Pure Literature. $2.50 a Sear;
Two copies $4.00; Eight (sod one gratis)
$l6. WHEELER & WILSON'S SEWING
MACHINES given as premiums. Send 15
cents for a sample copy to DEACON & PE
TERSON; 319 Walnut Bt., Philadelphia.
DR. J. Z. HOFFER,
DENTIST,
OF TILE BALTIMORE COLLEGM
OF DENTAL SURGERY;
LATE OF HARRISBURG.
01 7 1 I C E:—Front street, next door to R.
Williams' Drug Store, between Locust
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TOB PRINTING' of every description es
ecuted with neatness and dispatch at the
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MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1866.
PUBLISHED WEEKLY,
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umns, ten cents a-line. Marriages and Deaths,
the simple announcement, ramp.; but for any
additional lines, ten cents a line.
A liberal deduction made to yearly and half
yearly advertisers.
Baying just added a " NEWBURY MOUN
TAIN JOBBER Razes," together with a large
assortment of new Job and Card type, Cuts,
Borden, &c., &c., to the Job Office of " THE
MARIE.TTLAN," which Will insure the Fne and
speedy execution of all kinds of Joa & CARD
PR/NTINO, from the smallest Card to the
LARGEST POSTER. at reasonable prices.
Rumble I if:
Tell me not that he's a poor man,
That his dress is coarse and bare;
Tell me not his daily . pittance
Is a workman's scanty fare.
Tell me not his birth is humble,
That his perentage is low ;:
Is he honest in his action?
That is all I want to know.
Is his word to be relied on ?
• Has his character no blame?
Then I care not if he's low born—
Then I care not whence his came.
Would:he from an unjust action
Turn away with scornful eye ?
Would he, then, defraud another?
Sooner on the scaffold die.
Would he spend his hard gained earnings
On a brotherin distress?
Would he succor the afflicted
And the weak one's wrongs redress?
Then he is a man deserving
Of my love and my esteem,
And I care not what his birth place
In the eyes of man may seem.
Let it be a low thatched hovel—
Let it be a clay built cot—
Let it be the parish work-house—
In my eye it matters not,
And if others will disown him,
Am inferior to their caste,
Let them do it-- I'll befriend him
As a brother to the last.
ANECDOTE OF ADMIRAL FARRAGIIT..--
When Admiral Farragut was ten years
of age, his father, then an officer of rank
in the United States navy, and high in
the estimation of the Government, said
in his son's hearing, that when he ( the
boy) was old enough to make a contract
and keep it, belied a bargain to offer
him. The son rose up and asked his
father to state the terms of the contract.
The Admiral said : " The proposal that
I iotend'to make is this, If you will not
smoke nor chew tobacco, drink intoxica
ting drinks Bar strong wines, till you are
21 years of age, I will then give you
$1000." "I am old enough to make
that bargain now," said young Farragut.
" I will accept the offer?' The bargain
was closed. And on the statement of
young Farragut's majority, the cash was
handed over.
or A good joke.—A certain gentle.
man,- living in Nashville, who shall be
nameless, was to have been married on
Friday night. The bride was blushingly
expectant, the minister and company
had arrived. Imagine the feelings of
all concerned when it was announced
that the candidate for connubial bliss
was '' hang " on a jury; and there he
staid that night.
QAn old woman, on a visit to her
city daughter saw, for the first time, a
waterfall.
" What do you call that great big
stuffed bag, Mary Y"
"That's a waterfall, ma."
"A waterfall ! Looks more like a
laud elide."
Pro Never pat off till to morrow
what you can do to day," said an advis
ing mother to her little son.
" Welt, then, mamma, let us eat the
raspberry pie - that is in the cupboard,"
was the child's precocious reply.
Gir Have nothing to do with ap angry
man. Believe not all you hear, nor re
port all you believe. Take heed of
whom, and to whom, you speak. Re
member-thine own faults, and be not
severe upon those of other people.
" Sentiment al Youth.—" My dear
girl, will you abate my lot for life?"
Prtietical How many agree
are there in your lot, sir?"
gir There is a man in . Colorado so
thin; that when the Sheriff is .after him
he crawls into his rife, and watches hie
a. • - • • thelcroch--hcde.-
HAPPY, -EVERY DAY.—Sydney Smith
cut the following from a newspaper and
preserved it for himself:-" When you
rise in the morning, form a resolution to
make the day a . happy one to a fellow
creature. It is easily done ; a left-off
garment to the man who needs it, a kind
word to the sorrowful, an encouraging
expression to the striving—trifles in
themselves light as air—will do it, at
least for the twenty-four hours. And if
yon are young, depend upon it, it will
tell when you are old ; and if you are
old, rest assured it will send you gently
and happily down the stream of time to
eternity. By the most simple arithmet
ical sum, look at the result. If you send
one person, only one, happily through
the day; that is three hundred and sixty
five in the course of the year. And
supposing.yon live forty years only after
you commence that course of medicine,
you have made 14,600 beings happy ; at
all events, for alime."
A DEVOUT DINNER.—W a have heard
of having a piano for tea, but a German
paper of Philadelphia, gives , the follow
ing about a hymn book for dinner :
"On Sunday last, one of our German
housewives, in her hurry to get ready for
church, forgot to put the bacon into the
pot of sauerkrout, which forms their
usual Sunday dinner, and is generally
left boiling during the hours of service.
" Not until the last ringing of the bells
for church did our good dame think of
this mistake, when she hastened to .‘he
pantry, cut down a good slice of bacon,
took it under her arm, put the hymn
book in the pot of kraut, and hastened
to her devotions.
" We have not heard how the husband
relished his dinner."
A BEAUTIFUL CUSTOM.—In the moun
taine of Tyrol, it is the custom of the
women and children to come out at bed
time, and sing their national song until
they hear their husbands, fathers and
brothers answer them from_the hill on
their return home.. On the shores of
the Adriatic each a custom prevails.
There the wives of the fishermen come
down about sunset and sing a melody.
After singing the first stanza, they listen
awhile for an answer from off the water,
and continue to sing and listen till the
well known voice comes borne on .the
waters, telling that the loved ona is al
most home.
RIGHT SMART CORN.-A. Missourian
informed a traveller who inquired about
his corn, that "each stalk had nine ears
on it, and was fifteen feet high."
"That's nothing to our corn," replied
the traveller; "up in Illinois, where I
came from, we always had nine ears to
each stalk, and a peck of shelled corn
hanging to each tassel ; but _we never
could raise any field beans with it."
vir b y r
" Because the corn grew so fast it
always pulled the beans up I"
Sir A sailor being asked how he liked
his bride, replied, " Why, d'ye see, I
took her for to be only half of me, as
the parson says, bat dash me if she isn't
twice as mach ss I. I'm only a tar and
she's a Tartar."
Sr John asked Julia if she would
marry him. "No," said,. she, 71' will
not have - you;' but before John could
recover from the shock, she .archly pat
in—" but you may have me 1"
Gr Time is an old novelist who takes
pleasure in printing his taloa on our &inn
tenances. He writes the first , chapters
with a swan's down, and graves the last
with a steel pen.
lir The gentleman who borrowed an
oyster knife with which to, open an ac
count at a banker'sis anxious to meet
with a patent corkscrew to draw a check.
shr "I say, Pat, what are yon about—
sweeping ont the room ?"
" No," answered Pat, "I'm sweeping
out the dirt."
"Do you see anything ridiculous
in this wig ?" said a brother barrister to
Curran. " Nothing but the head," he
replied.
sr A man that can be flattered is no
necessarily
. a fool, but you can always
make one of him.
bill' When are soldiers like goqd flan
nels ? Whekthey don't shrink.
R Wheti is a' man thinnei tliap a
lath? I*.lien he's a shaving.
er What kind of ; braces do ladies
prefer? Em-braces, ; ,
gar 4. gin. elicit &Dee. no t- al-war? suit , a
broker erm. , '
Breech-loading Guns
" Revolution in the manufacture of
infantry fire-arms has fairly begun. Like
other great changes, it has required
time for its inception ; but it is now act
ually started, and promises to be sweep
ing and thorough. Governments are
proverbially sluggish in the adoption of
innovations. But prejudice has been
at last overcome, and only the recent
achievement at Koniggratz was needed
to rouse all Europe from its lethargy,
and open the eyes of the world to a fall
appreciation of the last great improve
ment in fire arms.
Though Prussia has been the first to
effect an entire radical change in her
small arms, and to demonstrate to
_the
world its advantage, yet it is due our
own Government to have the credit of
fostering that special improvement,
which secures the consummation of enc
odes in this direction. More than a year
ago, our Government organized a com
mission to inveetigate - the subject Of
breech-loading arms, and report upon
the merits of such specimens as might
be presented for examination. The ex
periments were continued for many
months, with a great variety of guns.
The report . of the deliberations of that
commission has not yet been made pub
lic, but it cannot be doubted by those
who are acquainted with the trials made
that the new Remington breech loading
rifle will be approved as the moat effect
ive weapon of the kind , that has yet been
produced.
Since that time, as fast as samples
could be procured, similar trials of this
gun have been in progress in several of
the countries of Europe ; thus far with
but one result—the most favorable.
In these trials, the desiderata are, of
course, extent of range, portability, du
rability, accuracy, safety and conveni
ence of handling in action, simplicity
and cheapness of construction, and final
ly, capacity for the most rapid firing.
The superiority in other respects being
easily established, and in most cases
readily conceded, competition has been
attempted almost solely in respect to
the rapidity of firing. And here 'again,
the success is most triumphant. In
none of the public trials is its rate of
firing quoted at less than thirteen shots
per minute, while in the hands of an
adept it has oftener exceeded sixteen
shots per minute. In the report just
received of a recent trial in England, it
is stated that " the Remington gud was
fired 41 times in less than three minutes
while the Spencer gun was fired only 26
times in the same space of time."
( Morever, it is to be noted that the use
of the Remington gun is not attended
with the dangers and disadvantages of a
magazine in the breech, which is neces
sary to the Spencer gun.) But, more
important than all hitherto, is the last
news from Austria. The Vienna cor
respondent of the London Times says :
Linder & Remington will have the hon
or of seeing their system tried in actual
combat ;" and mach more, to the effect
that Austria's decision is not doubtful;
also that "all the resources of private
and public works are to be taxed for
the supply of these new descriptions of
firearms." Confirmatory of the above,
we learn that Messrs. E. Remington &
Sons, of Ilion, have just received a dis
patch by the Atlantic cable, saying
Austria has adopted the Remington
arm, France impatient for the arrival of
the sample guns ordered. Apropos to
this, we learn that the samples for
France have probably by this time just
reached their destination, while the ad
ditional guns ordered by England are
also now ready for shipment. The Min
ister of War of Belgium has applied for
authority to manufacture Arms in that
Cotintry under the Remington Patent.
Thus all betokens the eventual adoption
of this gun as the standard arm - of the
world.
The peculiar feature of novelty in this
invention consists in the application of
a swinging breach piece, pierced by a
firing pin, to a tritrrel bored " through
and through," and acting in combination
with a tumbler attached to the hammer,
so that the curved edges of the tumbler
and the breech piece will correspond
and interlock to brace against . the recoil.
Thus Win a.daptable to any style of bar.
rel; and can be used in. the -pistol, car
bine or sporting gat, as well as in, •the
field arm.
There being a large quantity of supe
rior Springfield rifles in the various
Bennis of this country, an economical
method of altering them to effective
breech loaders, has also been devised by
the Messrs. "gemington, which mar (rho
viate for a time the expense of inanufac
turing_entirely new arms of the itnprov
est patter n-,./iticai iferold.
VOL. XIII.--NO. 5.
Mit Nth Zlplt of 33onntti
A small bunch of lace
And flowers on the head,
Stuck on, or pinned on,
Or fastened with thread
To a small piece of net
They have christened a frame,
Is now called a bonnet,
A very strange name.
For all thiit is bonnet like
About the queer things
Are the ties of wide ribbon
In the place for the strings.
On the top of the head
It lies close and square—
The whole face exposed,
Whether ugly or fair ;
On the masses of coils,
The crimped hair and curls
That now deck the head('
Of our fashion led girls
But trimmed with glue dew drops,
And. Benoiton . chains,
This new style of bonnet
Bewitchingly reigns!
stuff far Smilu
A good-natured fellow, who was near
ly eaten out of house and home by the
constant visits of his friends, was one
day complaining bitterly of his numer
ous visitors.
"Shure and I'll tell you how to get
rid of 'ern," said an Irishman.
" Pray, how ?"
"Lend money to the poor ones, and
borrow money of the rich ones, and neth
er sort will iver trouble you egin."
An editor, speaking of complaints of
readers that he doesn't publish all the
local items that they desire to see, justly
observes that it is often their own fault
in not sending the facts. He says he
don't like to publish a birth after the
honeymoon is ever, or the death of e
man after hie widow is married again.
" Father," said a cobbler's boy, as he
was pegging away at an old shoe, " tbey
say the trout bite now." " Well, well,"
said the old gentleman, "you stick to
your work, and they wou't bite you 1"
My first is what lies at the door ; my
second is a kind of corn ; my third is
what nobody can do without, and my
whole is one of the United States.
Mat-ri-mony.
"Your purse, Torn," said an indalg.
ant father to his spendthrift son, "re
minds me of a thundercloud." " How
so, father ?" " Because it's always light
ning."
We frequently hear of our generals
capturing "pieces of artillery." "What'a
the use of continually - capturingpiecesP"
says Mrs. Partington, " Why not cap
ture whole ones ?"
Speaking of a beautiful brunette belle
of an Illinois city, our friend accounts
for.the brownness of her complexion by
the tact that she has been ao often toas
ted.
A man who won't take a paper because
he can borrow one, has invented a ma
chine with which he can cook his dinner
by the smoke of his neighbor's chimney.
"I know every rock on the coast,"
cried an Irish pilot. At that moment
the ship struck, when be exclaimed,
and that's one of them."
An exchange comes to us with the
notice—" For the evil effects of intoxi
cating drinks," see oar outside.
When once infidelity can persuade
men that they shall die like beasts, they
will soon be brought to live like beasts.
A young lady should take heed when
an admirer bends low before her. The
bent beau is dangerous.
Why is a lady of fasl;ion like a suc
cessful sportsman ? Because he bags
the hare.
No matter how long yon have been
married, never neglect to court your
wife.
If a toper and a gallon of whiskey
were left together which would be drunk
first ?
Men who fight duels have two seconds
to live after they are dead.
How to keep on good terms with
creditors—pay them.
Lady—an may on grace, in one vol
ume, elegantly bound.
- Gentleman—A manual of good man
ners, bound in cloth.
-What is the key-note to good breed
ing Y B natural. .
A needlewoman'e exclamation.—A
hem.
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The londeet " wail " on record,—
Jor ah'e.
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