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A shoemaker fat on his workbench sat,
With a shoe aboiit half done ;
His figure was shOrt, and his hair was gray,
And his bright eyes twinkled in such auway
That you'd•have tho't he was only in play,
Or having a bit of fun.
All labor, said he, appears to be
A part of my honored trade ;
They may dig or teach, or hew or preach ;
Whatever they do, you will see in each
Something that's always within my reach,
Or my daily custom made.
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And silence broods o'er the pews once more,
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The doctor delights, as he knowingly writes.
A prescription for pain and smart ;
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And also to think of the•coming fees.
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,1 practice the heeling art.
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Of scholastic lore commanding,
May aspire to fame in some science high,
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To improve the under Standing.
The merchant at ease, sends over the seas,
And commerce lends aid to his call ;
But tempests may rally tr u t rend his sails,
And his cargoes sink under wintry gales,
Like me his fortune he sadly bewails,
Whenever he looser his awl.
Though hard I may stitch and never get rich,
Yet some of more means I can beat ;
For though of their wealth they make a great
show,
And scatter their income as fast as they go,
There's one thing that I can do, - oftener, I
know,
And that is, make both ends meet.
When ages have sped, and among the dead
All other professions have passed,
I all atone in my glory shall be,'
No other employment will any one see ;
It must be so, for, you will agree,
My profession is one of the last.
How io SAVE YOUR TEETH.—Mr.
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author, lecturer and reformer generally,
says :
'Our teeth decay, hence bad breath,
unseemly mouths, imperfect mastication.
Everybody regrets it. What is the
cause I It is a want of cleanliness. 'A
clean 400th never decays. The mouth
is a warm
of
degrees.
Particles of meat between the, teeth de
compose. Gums and teeth must suffer.
Cleanliness will preserve the teeth to an
old age. Use a quill pick, and rinse
the mouth out after eating; brush and
castile soap every morning ; the brush
with pure water on retiring. Bestow
this trifling care upon your precious
teeth, and you will keep them and ruin
the dentists. Neglect it, and you will
be sorry all your lives. Children forget.
Watch them. The first teeth determine
the character of the second set. Give
them equal care.
Sugar, acids, hot drinks, saleratus, are
nothing compared with food decompos
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out, but keep them clean and they will
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AN INCIDENT IN A RAILWAY OAR:-
Monster.—l'm afraid I'm sitting on your
erioolin ma'am.
Affp , Woung lady.-0, never mind,
sir, it's of no consequence; you can't
hart it."
Monster. —No, mean), it's not -that ;
but the darned thing harts me'''
afukFuhtut VampMuth trurnat for fry Nom girth.
MARIETTA, SATURDAY MORNING, JUNE 23, 1866.
The Two Valentines.
On the evening of the 13th of Febru
ary, 1850, two young men sat in a com
fortably furnished room in a New York
boarding house. A bright fire glowed
in the grate, well chosen engravings
adorned the walls, and a bright light was
diffused about the room from an Argand
burner.
Let me introduce the occupants of the
apartment as foul Stacy and John Wil
bur, young men of twenty-five or there
abouts, who were known in the business
circles as Stacy & Wilbur, retail dry
goods dealers, No. Broadway. They
had not been in business long, but were
already doing unusually well. They had
taken apartments together, one of which
is now presented to the reader.
Bad it occurred to you. Wilbur,'
asked his partner, removing his cigar,
and knocking away the ashes, that to
morrow is St. Valentine's Day p
Yes, I thought of it this afternoon,
as I was walking up from-the store.'
'So did I, and to some pnriiose, too,
as I will show you.'
Tom Stacy went to a drawer and drew
out a gorgeous Valentine, an elaborate
combination of hearts, doves, etc.
' What do you think I gave•for that?'
he asked.
' I don't know, I'm sure. It appears
to be very elegant'
. It cost me ten dollars.'
Whew !' whistled Wilbur. It
strikes me you are either very extrava
gant or very devoted. May I know
what fair damsel is to be made glad by
the receipt of this elegant missive ?'
' That's my secret,' said Tom, laugh
lug. ' I don't mind telling you, however.
It's to gu to Editb Oastleton
I presume you feel particularly in
terested;in the young Jady ?'
' Not at all. But I told her I would
send her a Valentine, ei la volo I Shan't
you conform to the custom of the day ?'
had not thought of it,' said John,
thoughtfully, but I believe I will.'
nd .what fair lady shall you select
as the recipient ?'
You remember the poor seamstress
who occupies an attic i❑ the house.'
( Yes, I have met her on the steps two
or three times.'
',She looks as if times were hard with
her. I think I will send her a Valen
tine.'
'And what good do you think it will
do her ?' asked Stacy, in surprise.
Wait till you see thelind of Valen
tine I will seed.'
. -
Wilbur wgnt to his desk, and taking„, l
out a sheet.of papediew-froul his port-•,
monnaie a .ten,dollar , bill, wrappetl it in
the import:Ai which he had previously
written •ITE'r . ona St. Valentine,' and
placed-the whole in an envelope.
There, Said he, 'my Valentine has
cost as much as yours, and I venture to
say it will be as welcome.'
You are right. I wish now I bad
not bought this costly trifle. However,
as it is purchased, I will send it.'
The next day dawned clear and frosty.
It was lively enough for those who sat
by comfortable fires.and dined at luxu
rious Jables, but for the poor who shared
none of these advantages, it was indeed
a bitter day.
In an attic room, meanly furnished,
sat a young girl, pale and thin. She was
cowering over a scanty wood fire, the
best she,could afford, which heated the
room very insuOiciently. She was sew
ing steadily, shivering from time to time,
as the cold blast shook the window and
found its way through the crevices.
Poor child I Life had a very black
aspect for her on that winter day. She
was alone in the world. There was ab
solutely no one on whom she could call
for assistance, though she needed it
sorely enough. The thought came to
her more than once in her discomfort,
is it worth while living any longer ?'
but she recoiled from the sin of suicide.'
She might starve to death, but she
weuld not take the life that Qpii had
given her.
Plunged in gloomy thought, she con
tinued to work. All, at ones a step was
heard ascending the staircase which led
to her room. Then there was a knock
at the door. She arose in some surprise
and opened it, thinking it must be the
landlady or one of the servants.
She was right. It was a servant.
Ilere's a letter for you, that the poit
boy just brought, Miss Morris,'
'A letter for me I' repeated 'Helen
Morris, in surprise, taking it from the
servant, ' who can have written to me l'
• M Gybe it is a Valentine,- Miss,'
_said
the girl, laughing: 'You know this is,
VaTe,si:Le",. E'L
got two myself this morning. One's a
kareketer, ( caricature) so mistress
calls it. Just look at it.'
Bridget displayed a highly embellish
ed pictorial representation of a female
hard at work at the wash tub, the cast
of beauty being decidedly Hibernian.
Helen Morris laughed absently, but
did not open her letter while Bridget
remained—a little to the disappoint-
ment of that curious damsel.
Mien slowly opened the envelope.
A bank note for ten dollars dropped
from it to the floor.
She eagerly read the few words on the
paper. From St. Valentine.'
' Heaven be praised 1' she said, fold
ing her hands gratefully. This earn
will enable me to carry out the plan
which I had in view.'
Eight years passed away. Eight
years with their lights and shadows,
their joss and sorrows. They brought
wish them the merry voices of children,
they brought with them new made
graves ; happiness to some, and grief to
others. .
Towards the last they brought the
great commercial crisis of 's7—when
houses that seemed built upon a rock,
tottered all at once to their fall. Do
not many remember that fall too welt ;
when merchants with anxious faces, rap
from one to another to solicit help, and
met only averted faces and distrustful
looks? And how was it, in that time
of universal panic, with our friends—
Stacy & Wilbur.
Up to 1857 they had been doing an
excellent business. They had gradually
enlarged their operations, and were rap
idly growing rich, when the crash came.
They immediately took in sail. Buth
were prudent, and both felt that now
was the'tiine whim OW quality was lir.
gently needed.
By great efforts they.-had succeeded
in keeping up till the 14th of February,
1858. On that morning a note of two
thousand dollars came due. This was
their last peril. That surmounted, they
would be able to go on with assured
confidence.
But this, alas I was the rock on which
they had most'apprehension. They had
taxed their' resources to the utmost.
They had called upon their friends, but
their friends were employed in taking
care of themselves, and the selfish policy
was the one required then,
`Look out for number one,' supersed•
ed the golden rule for.the time being.
As I have said; trio: thottiand - dollars
were due 'on the 1 the oEFettinaryo. •
Row mueir t ilave yon gist_tbward it ?'
asked Wilbur, as Stacyzarue in at half
past eleven.
Three hundred and seventy-five dol
lars.' was the dispirited reply.
" Was that all you could raise ?' in
quired his partner, turning pale. 'Are
you sure you thought of everybody ?'
been everywhere. I'm fagged
tá death,' was the weary reply of Stacy,
as he sank exhausted into a chair.
' Then the crash must come,' said
Wilbur, with gloomy resignation.
1 suppose it must.'
There was a silence. Neither felt in
clined to say anything. For six months
they had boon struggling with the tide.
They could see the shore,, but in, sight
of it thoi'Must go down.' ' '
At this moment a note was brought
in bya boy. There was ,no postmark,
Evidently - he was a special messenger.
It was opened at once by Mr. Wilbur
to whom it was directed. 'lt contained
these few words only : '
Mr. John Wilbur will 'Call imme
diately-at No. Fifth Avenue, he will
learn something to hisgieat advantage.'
There was nplignature.
John Wiltiur read it with surprise,
and passed it to his partner. What
do.es it mean, do you think?'
I don't know,' was the reply, but I
advise you to go at once.
It seems to be in feminine handwrit
ing,' said Wilbur, thoughtfully. ,
'Yes. Don't you know any lady on
Fifth Avenue.
' None.'
Well, it is worth noticing. We have
met with so little to•our advantage late
.
ly, that it will be a refreshing variety.'
In five mintsl John;Wilbur jumped
into a horse car, and was on his way to
No. Fifth Avenue.
Be NAB:tad Elf) to the doot of amagni
fieent tirown stone lion4e Mid rang the
bell! He was instantly admitted, and`
shown into' the drawing roona l ,,sirperbly
furniihed.'
Ho did not' httva to - bait
elegantly droised stfr,rtfq 'Chitty;
remember me, Mr. Wilbur?'
'No, madam,' said he, in perplexity
'We will waive that, then, and pro
ceed to business, How has your house
borne the crisis in which so many of our
large firms have , gone down ?'
John Wilbur smiled bitterly.
We have-struggled successfully until
to-day,' he answered. But the end has
come. Unless we can raise a certain
sum of money by two o'clock, we are
ruined.'
What sum will save you?' was the
lady's question
• The note due is two thousand dollars.
Towards this we have but three hundred
and seventy-five."
Excuse me a moment,' said the host
ess. She left the room, but quickly re
turned:
There,' 'Aid she, handing a small
strip of paper to John Wilbur, 'is my
check for two thousand dollars. You
can repay.it at - your - c?nvenience. If
you should.require more, come to me
again.'
' Madam, you - have saved us,' exclaim•
ed Wilhur,,springing to his feet in de
light. What can have inspired ih you
such a benevolent interest in our pros
perity ?'
' Do you.remember, Mr. Wilbur,' said
the lady, ' a certain Valentine contain.
ing a ten dollar note, which you sent to
a young girl occupying an attic in your
lodging house, eight years sv . el'
do distinctly. I havirofteri 'Won
dered what became of the young girl. I
think her name was Helen MArria.'
She stands before You,' waatheqr[diet
response. +.
You listen Morris I' exclaimed Wil
bur, starting in amazement. ' You, sur
rounded,with luxury P
'No wonder you are surprised. Life
has strange contracts. The money
which you sent me seemed to have come
from God. I was on the brinfof des
pair, and made application for the post
of companion to a wealthy lady. I for
tunately obtained it. I had been with
her but two years when a- gentleman in
her circle, immensely wealthy, offered
me his band in marriage. I esteemed
him. He was satisfied, and with that I
married him. A year since- he died,
leaving me this house and an immense
fortune. I have never forgotton you,
having accidentally - learned that my
timely succor came from you. IresolVed
if fortune ever put it in my power, I
would befriend you as you befriended
me. That time has come. I have paid
the first instalment of my, debt, Helen
E.ustace remembers., the obligations of
Helen Morris.'
John Wilbur advanced and respect
fully took her hand. ' You have nobly
repaid me,' he said. 'Will you also
award me the privilege of occasionally
calling upon you ?'
I shall be most happy,' said Mrs.
Eustace, cordially.
John took a hurried leave, and return
ed to his store as the clock struck one.
He showed his delighted partner the
check, which he had just received. 'I
haven't tithe to explain,' he said; 'this
must at once bo cashed.'
Two o'clock came and the firm was
saved—saved from their last peril.
Henceforth they, met nothing ; but_ pros
perous gales.
What more.?
Helen Eustace tins again changed.her
name. She is now Helen Wilbur, 'and
her husband now lives at No.-- Filth
Avenue.
And all this-came of ---a Valentine.
e " Don't lay in that , posture, dear,"
said Mrs. Partington to her nephew,
who was stretched upon a sofa, with bis
heels
‘ ,a foot or two higher than his head:
" Don't lay so ; raise yourself up and
put this pillow under you. I knew a
young man once who bad a suggestion
of the brain in consequence of laying so
—his brains all run into his head-!"'
An oldxentleman from the coun
try stopped at a first•class hotel in New
York, and wrote home that his room, was
six stories high, and his bill, was tilts°
stories higher than his.roorn.,
IRV "Poor old ilaneral_Dability 1"
exclaimed Mrs, Paitington f l q , it <ie -ster
prising how 'lour acid :whai
excitement he Areatesr; tea pipers are
full ofi'emeiliediliol-...71,Am.'t
far you.Alafine black as
ydur tuste:no said -a .schoolmastor to one
of his pupils:. ':Dirkriess , that - .buy` 'be;
felt,' " replied the yduthful wit,'
Wr:Abernethy: listd-Ao
pupils titat .Itoilnaa,.idiattsda,_ sitcaug
VOL. XII.--NO. 46.
SAYINGS OP JOSH BILLINGS.-If yu
want tew git a sure crop, end a big yield
for the seed, sow wilds oats.
A man running for offise, puts me in
minde ov.a dog that's lost—he smells ov
everybody he meets, and wags hisself
all ovet.
Large bodies move slo,' this ere prov
erb don't apply to lies, for the bigger
tha ar the faster tha go.
If a man professes to serve the Lord,
I like to see him do it when be meas
ures onions as well as when he hollers
glory halleluyer..
Marrin for love ma be a little risky,
but it is so honest that God kant help
but smile on it.
It is highly important, when a man
makes up his minde tew bekum a rash
all, that he shad examine hisself clusly,
and see if he ain't better konstructed
for a phool.
istr Garters with diamond buckles are
worn with the new hoops of Paris.—
Exchange paper.
The new hoopsare quite prevalent in
this city, but we observe no buckles_
Most of the garters are of red tape and
tied above the knee.—Memphis Bulletin.
We have seen but few of thein, Those
we have noticed are of different styles.
Scme of them look like strips of calico
fastened with a belt buckle. Some of
the stockings are stripped, and orna
mented at the top with a fringe of lace
about two inches deep, which falls grace
fully over the knee. We shall give
fuller reports as our investigation pro
ceeds.—Paducah Journal.
Cr A pew in a Congregational meet
ing housels thus advertised for sale in
the Amherst ( Hass.,) Express : A. pew
in the meeting house of the first parish
in - Amherst-is for sale. The man that
owns the pew owns the right of a space
as long and wide as the pow is from the
bottom of the Meeting house to the
roof, and he can go as much higher as
he can get. If a man will buy my pew
and sit in it on Sundays, and repent and
be a good man, he will go to heaven,
and my pew is as good a place to start
from as any pew in the meeting house.
ibr Cheerfulness and occupation aro
closely allied. Idle men are vary rarely
happy; how should they be? The brain
and muscles were made for action, and
neither can be healthy without vigorous
exercise. Into the lazy brain crawl
spider-like fancies, filling it with cob
webs, that shut out the light, and make
it a fit abode for " loathed melancholy."
Invite the stout handmaiden, brisk and
busy" thought, into the intellectual
chambers, and she will brush away for
ever such unwholesome tenants.
" Did any of you ever see an
elephant's skin ?" asked the master of
an infant school. " I have," shouted a
six year old at the foot of the class.
" Where ?" inquired the teacher, amused
by his earnestness. "On the elephant !"
was the reply.
Ifir " Well, Annie, how did you get
along with that stupid fool of a lover of
yours? Did you succeed in getting rid
of him ?" "0, yes, I got rid of him easy
enough. I married him, and have no
lover now."
far A Dutchman carried two mugs
to tho milkman instead of one, as usual,
and being asked the moaning of it, re
plied : " Dis am vor te milli* an' tis
vor te voter, an' I will mix tern zo as to
zoote myself."
An English army friend, upon
being told that he could not spell "helm"
shot his mouth off in the following style,
"If a haich, and a he, and a bell, and a
hem, don't spell elm, what the ell does
it spell ? '
OW Some people maintain that a law.
yees position is doubly perilous, because
he often has other people's " deeda " to
account : for us,well-as his own.
crir A d - entist of our acquaintance
sap that it is muck easier to take the
Tartar` off a woman's teeth than off her
tongue
Why are women hard on clothes ?
Because when they buy a new suit they
wear it nut the first day.
Vy• A man who had a ecolding wife,
being asked what be — did for a living,
replied.that ha kept' a, hot houee.
sir Neither false curls, false teeth
false :naives, nor even false eyes are as
bad as false tongues.
•ffirtliViite your name; by kindoesr,
kovettuld citerity, on' the bona& of the