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depriied of water"three drtys drank elev
en gallons:in the space of:three minutes.
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san Xubtpenbrut thnzsgsattia lomat for te ffionte
MARIETTA, SATURDAY MORNING, MAY 5, 1866.
Early-life Incident of Carl Schurz
The Paris correspondent of the New
York Times, under date of March 30th,
takes the arrival in that city of the Ger
man poet, philosopher and patriot, Got
fried tinkel, as the teat for an' incident
in the European hider) , of Carl Schurz,
who is no less distinguished in this
country than upon the continent. We
quote as follows
In the literature of Germany, Kinkel
occupies a high position as a poet and
historian. When the Revolution of
1801 . broke out, he was a Professor at
the University Of Bonn, and his strong
Democratic principles induced him to
take a prominent part in the struggle.
Be fought, was made prisoner by the
royal authorities, was tried for treason,
and was sentenced to many years' im
prisonment at hard labor.
Among Kinkel's companions at this
time was a young student, not yet twen
ty of age, named Carl Schurz, who
was also captured, tried by court mar
tial, and sentenced to be shot. Schurz,
however, more fortunate than his Pro
fessor, succeeded in escaping across the
French frontier, and was safe. Kinkel
was sent to a common prison, placed
among criminals of the vilest sort, and
set to work making shoes. Young Ger
many, still trembling with the excite
ments of the recent Revolution, learned
with indignation the treatment inflicted
upon the eminent poet and scholar, and
numerous petitions were sent to the
Pruisian Government, praying that his
situation might be ameliorated. To all
this the authorities paid no attention
the protestations ceased, and Kinkel
seemed likely to be abandoned by his
friends. There was one, however, who
did not desert him. Carl Schurz, left
Paris, disguised himself in rage, - and, de
fying the - scaffold, re-entered Prussia
with an organ on his back. In the day,
he begged his bread on the high road ;
at night, he laid aside hie organ, and vie.
ited the abodes of his former compan
ions, and the friende„of German liberty,
to endeavor to re-awaken their interest
in the fate of the imprisoned patriot.
In this way he traveled three hundred
leagues on foot, playing the organ
through many towns and villages, care
fully maturing his plans, and sleeping in
barns or under hedges. Oa one once
.
.eisin he was stopped by two Prussian
gendarmes, who inquired where he was
going.
"To the neighboring town," replied
Sehurz.
"Would you like to earn a handful of
pfenniogs ?" asked the others.
- "Certainly."
"Very well ; come .with us to our bar
racks. We intend to give a dance this
evening, and the airs of your organ will
suit our purpose exactly."
It was impossible to decline the offer
of the seldiers without, exciting snap!.
oleo ; so Schurz accepted, with, a great
-show of gratitude, and during the whole
night ground out waltzes and quadrilles
-for a battalion of gendarmes. LefiVing
undiscovered'the dangerous society of
the military police, young Schurz con
tinued his journey, and, a short time
subsequently, information reached him
that Kinkel's prison had been changed.
,He was now incarcerated at Spandau,
and-placed under the personal supervi
sion of the prison director..
Late one night, when the streets had
become deserted, a post chaise, escorted
':by a guard of four drove rapid
ly through the town of Spandan, and
halted hefore the prison. An officer, in
the uniform of a Colonel of the Royal
Guard, alighted from the vehicle, and
was soon in the premium of the Director,
into whose hands he placed letter from
the Minister of the Interior at Berlin,
and-bearing the official seal.' Ricaii/iog
the.packet with the respect dee to a
communication from the King's Minis
ter,,
the Director opened the important
missive, and read as follows:
"A deep laid plot has been organized
at Berlin, the object of whiCh is:tee : Oct
the fOrcible release of the convict Kin
kel, from the-hands of : the authorities.
- We are now watching_ the - Moven:Cents
'of the conspirators, and are preparing to
arrest them. order. however, to_ pre
snot•the Toasibility of a surprise, the
_bearer-of:the present letter, , Col. is
commanded to take charge of your pris
oner, whomhe,will immediately conduct
to , the citadel ofhiagdebourg, and place
him in the hands of the . GevernUctif that
fortress.'
Upon, reading this ministerial irijunc
the4directer of the Spandau! prison
`it 'once had 111'9 .3clahel
awakened, ceased him to be securely
ironed and placed in the post chaise,
which set off on the road - to Magdebourg
accompanied by the' Colonel and four
dragoons, who rode with drawn sabres.
All night long they traveled at 'rapid
speed ; fresh bowies were instantly furn
ished at each relay, the Colonel's de
mand being accomponied by the magi
cal expreseibir, "the , King's service."
The unhappy prisoner, crouched in a
corner of a vehicle, cared not what
might be his fate—Germany had forgot
ten him, and nothing could be worse
than the noisesome dungeon at Spandau,
Morning came et last, a gray winter's
dawn, and the carriage stopped., The
Colonel himself ,opened the door, and
bade the prisoner alight. Without a
word, poor Kinkel obeyed, and found
himself standing on the sea-shore, a boat
awaiting a few feet from the spot where
he stood, and a ship, with the English
flag at her mast-head, lying-to within
sight. The prisoner uttered a cry of
mingled, hope and despair.
"Do you not know me, my dear old
master ?" sobbed the - pseudo Colonel,
tearing offhis false moustache, and clasp
ing Kinkel in his arms, "I am your
friend and pupil, Carl Schurz. Let us
embrace each other once more on Ger
man soil, and then, away for England 1"
Kinkel could not reply, but burst into
tears. In a. few moments more they
were in the boat, and rowing lustily to
ward the vessel in the offing, which had
now hoisted the German Republican
flag, in tokOn of recognition-of welcome.
As they reached the ship's side, Kinkel,
pale and trembling, lea ned upon Schurz's
shoulder, and murmured "My wife, my
ohildren—where are they ?"
He had time to say no more, for, in
another moment, Mme. 'Kinkel was in
her husband's arms, and his children
were clinging about his knees.
" My mission is- accomplished," said
young Schurz. "I had sworn, dear , mas
ter, to restore you to liberty and . to
your family. My duty is done."
Upon. their arrival in LOndon, the pa
triots were received . with transports of
enthusiasm. The rich German
_residents
of the
_British metropolis took upon
themselves to provide for the brave
young fellows who, in the disguise of
Prussian dragoons, had aided Schurz in
successfully carrying out his noble pre
ject, and Prof. Kinkel himself commenc.
ed.giving lectures on German literature,
which met with immense success. Carl
Schurz coon afterward parted from..his
old preceptor, and set out to seek his
fortune in the promised land across the
broad Atlantic. His career ROI° Ifni
ted'States is well known. He had left
in Germany an aged father, who longed
to see 'again his favorite son; but it is
not easy- for a man to visit a country
where certain death awaits him if detee
ted. Still fortune , snified on Sobers.
Risen high in faVor with President Lin
coln, the German-American General
was appointed Envoy
and
to
the Court of Madrid, and fifteen years
after his flight with Kinkel, he quietly
re-visited his birth place. No Pruseian
gendarme dared to lay a finger upon the
condemned - felon, now a diplomatic rep
resentative of one of the most powerful
nations on the globe.
PARTICULAR DIRECTIONS.—AIady oc
cupying room latter B, at a hotel, 'wrote
on the as folloivs
"Wake letter B at seven ; _ and if let
ter B says, 'let , her be,' don't let her be,
nor let letter t be, because if you let
letter B be, letter B will be unable to
let her;house to Mr. D. who is to be on
band at half--past seven.
The porter, a better boot black than
orthographist, after studying the above
all night did not know whether to awake
letter B, or to "let her be:"
TIME BY THE Inon.—A. big boy, who
dirplayed a long dangling wateh•chain,
was asked :
"What's the time, Josh ?''
He drew his watch very ceremonious.
ly, and, after examiningit awhile, refer
red to another and asked
;is this figury 'leven 7"
Be was told 'that it was ufigury say.
OD.
Josh here began a coarse Of mental
atithinetio; d'ati length Said.:
"Well, then, itiolis jut about half
an inch of eight." _ :
sr Alluding to ' the witlidinvng of
pnlilic petrokagel2y''oid i eit of the Pres
ident, from j. W. roritez i the.yi)hing
ton Qhrstolole gets off,the followfng co:
nundr:ikol .
" -Oolpael-Foraerrata dead duck:
what" Waii w the'iiee''ertaitiiii. et hie
head
e s Wa should say—to get a bead of him.
CELLARS POlSON:orre.—At this season
of the year it should be especially re
membereli that the cellar of a dwelling
house is very likely to be a source of die
ease to the whole family. The remnants
of vegetables stored during the winter
begin to decay on-the approach of warm
weather, and the exhalations from these
with ,the chilly dampness,, are liable , to
produce sickness. Many a family has
attributed to " Providence " the disease
caused by the poisonous miasma arising
from the neglected cellar. Everycellar
shoild at times be cleaned by the remov
al of au vestiges of decaying vegetables,
fruits and food. A coat of strong lime
white-wash upon the walls and ceiling,
at least once, or better twice, a year,
will greatly add not only to the hetatb.
'fulness of the cellar, but will also make
it much more cheerful. -
I A. naturalist says : " Last summer
while walking in•my park, I observed a
green wood-pecker alight on the ground
some fifty paces.before me, look around
to see if he was observed, then lie down
and simulate death by stretching himself
motionless, and hanging his tongue oat
as fares possible. He occasionally pull
ed it in his bill. He had selected a place
near an ant bill. The ants thinking him
dead would cover his tongue to devoui
him ; when it was black with ants, he
would swallow them, and repeat the trick
until his craw could hold no more."
sr A lady riding in one of the subur
ban stages the other day politely asked
a passenger who had got in to lay aside
his cigar. The passenger took no notice
of the request whereupon the lady very
coolly leaned' over, and snatching the ci
gar from his mouth, threw it into the
road. With equal sang /rad the Bina
er stretched out his band, and seising a
poodle which was in his fair assailant's
lap, flung it out of the carriage. "Turn
about is fair play, Madame," the fellow
provokingly added as be adjusted him
self in his,Corner.
Cr Sir Walter Raleigh was a great
smoker, but enjoyed his pipe in secret.
His servant, who had .never-teen -the
operation of what was then a luxury,
brought a tankard of beer into the room
one day when Raleigh was smoking, and
throwing the liquor into his master's
face to extinguish him, he Van dawn
stairs, crying oat, Fire I help I Sir
Walter 'has studied tilthis head is On
fire, and smoke bursts out of hie month
and nose."
or The owner of a large dog at Grand'
Rapids, Hich,,a few days ago, rasped it,
one hundred dollar looking-glass before
his canine to worry him. * The dog flew'
around, barking and growling. The
owner was delighted and cried " sick:
'em ;" the dog " sicked'" the - mirror aid.
the "other dog" disappeared at the
same time. The joke rather turned on
the owner.
Sr Western`men are relfable. They
have little hatchets and cannot tell a
lie. Renee, whin we read of a toad
found in a cave in Nevada, which is
three feet tong, two feet across the
shoulders, weighs seventy" pounds, and
has a mouth that opens like &family car-.
pet-sack, we swallow it au without wink
ing. What e jumper tha t toad would
have made for,Jim
oar A pound-of copperas dissolved in
a becket of water is an AZIECOIent disin
fecting agent. Ground coffee, sprinkled
on live coals in a pan or on a. shave],
will almost instantly remove any, nause
sting or'disagreeable emelt from a room
and gnats and' moequitoes are apt to
give it a wide
_berth.
Of The Wisconsin Puritan says that
"certain children of the devil, dresandin
Christian clothes, are trying to join :.a
Wisconsin church. Cne of Aeon is the
card table, which, it is insisted, is per=
featly harmless, if only - used without
stakes. Another still is domestic wine.
And' stillifiether is parlor &TWO; and
now and then a public ball."
air I at4ribute the little I know, says
Locko,„toM,T.nOt haring been !ashamed
to Mik for - information, and to my ride - of
Conversing with ail descrijitiOnsiil men
on those topics that fend Onir
ownpg
;cnliar professions und_puisnits.
- Bulwor, the - nOvelist, in a
recent
letter to a gentleman of Boston, said
"I have closed my careertatalwsitat'of
fictionr lam 4.4baPpy• l
have exhausted thumwers of myjitn,
chasing, pleasurawhere not to be
found.'
• -
sr Want Hine .thanlonliave, and vitt
will (dwarf lave In6rn tbacryon Wait.
VOL 39.
PASSING DAYS.
There are label, hearts to cherish
Whilst the days are going by ;
There aro weary mule who perish
While the days are going by
Ifs smile we can renews
As our journey we pursues
Oh the good we all May do
While the days are going by.
There's no time for idle scorning
While the days are going by ;
Let oilr face be like the morning,
While the divests going
0 I the world fitful' of sighs,
Full of sad and weeping eyes,
Help your fallen brother nor
While the days are going by.
All the loving links that bind us
While the days are going by,
One by one we leave behind us
While the days are going by ;
lint the seeds of good we eow,
Both in slide and shine will grow,
And will keep our hearts aglow
While the days are going by.
A Crane's filerrum—An exchange
relates the following.funny mistake of a
clerk in a dry goods store In a certain
store, not over a thousand miles from
here, the clerk, after returning from sup
per, commenced putting things in their
places for the night, when he came to
what he thought was the "show image,"
a frame dressed in W013341e8 clothes, and
having very mach the appearance of •
feminine in the back, took her very gent:
ly around her waist, calling / kr his old
woman, with a few other remarks not
commonly made by "young men" in the
presence of ladies, when, to his astonish
ment, the supposed piece of wire work
turned round and slapped his face for
the insult perpetrated. The clerk, In
nocent-as he was, &laid do nothing more
than apologize for his mistake.
Sr When the committee of the
Preach Academy were employed in pre
paring the welt known Academy Dic
tiimaii, Ouvier came one day into the
room where they were holding a session.
"Glad to see you, M. Olivier," said one
of the forty; "we have just finished a
definition of which we think quite antis
factory,lut on which we Should' like to
have your opinion. We have been de
fining the word Crab, and explained it
thus ; Crab, a small red fish which walks
backwards." " Perfect, gentlemen,"
said Olivier, "only if you will give me
•
leave, I will make one small observation
.
in natural history. The Crab ; is not a
not red, it does not walk back
wards. With these exceptions your de
finition is,eieellent."
The beauty of a •reli,gioce life is
one of its greatest recommendations.
What does it profess I` Peace to all
mankind. It teaches as thou) arts
which render as beloved and 'respected,
and which will contribute to our Ares•
ant comfort as well as to ourfidure hap
piness. Its greatest ornament h chari
ty ; it inculcates nothing but love and
sympathy of affection; breathes noth
ing Wit the pureet spirit 61 delight ;In
shoit, it is s system peifectly calculated
to benefit the heart, improve the mind,
and enlighten tbe understanding.
er Major Noah said you go -to
church, reader, and a gentleman tutees
you to take a seat in hie pew, rupif hie
politeness by riuirting tobacco
over the carpet, and soiling the cut ion
with your feel.
gir A man out West says that he
moved so often during one year, that.
whenever a covered wagon stopped at
his gate, hie chickens would fall on 'their
Wicks and hold nto theii feet, in order to
be tied and thrown in.
iller The Amerioan.lasrdener nye that,
a hen "will Bit upon an oval brioktnit u
readily_ aa an egg:" O uni
e ttle in ouch
g Use fancy_ Ininself
UV A writer in one of the northern
paper's on school discipline, soya:—
"Without a liberal use of the rod, itis
impossible to make boys smart.'."
grTheft/ty-sixth signer of,the;dgcia
•ration: of independence, died Afty-six
years after signing• that: instrument.
Why ; aWY *lave lika,a
road engine.? ,pefiNium she ULM tender
attachment.
Whriva gold;"VAingAvipe 7 Beefause
he it lis s te,4(pA t tgAttpit,, bag tea drills ,
mil shoots ; , ; r.
Sir ffir, or skidoo like as
aPPktitt) Theyjitero occasioiked tie. fall
brawls.' * •*,
- tintorliw' the
ctakiit lefe ybur
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