BY FRED'K L. BAKER.
T HE PEOPLE'S
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READING, PA.
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alien. to which le added a huge experience in
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he n instiucted in Mathematics and the sim
ples principles of Book Keeping, after which
he ie admitted into the Theory Department
where he milli from sets certain business
transactions each set represeuting a business,
(mock and partnership) and each set involv
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ACTUAL BUSINESS. -
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nay diecount notes, draw and accept drafts,
mike general and special iudoreements,rnake
out income reports, and in fact go thiough "'-
Cry kind of business eransactirm, even to at
taching internal revenue stamp.
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A thousand things, each passing day,
Recall the memory of
The earliest romance of my_ life,
My first and freshest love;
She was a pretty, charming girl
As ever yet was seen—
I then was twenty years of age,
And she was " sweet sixteen."
She had a classic brow of pearl,
Her neek was like the swan ;
A fairer face, a lovelier form, • .
You never gazed upon;
Her eye was large, and brown, and bright
Her cheek was like the rose,
With lipethit tempted—tue, at least,
Too much for my repose 1
With trembling heart and faltering
tongue,
My pa4sion I confessed ;
She leid•her gentle band in mine,
And sank upon my breast;
I took her to my throbbing heart—
I wished to take her home ;
But oh, the pangs of poverty!
That was a thing to come.
My fearless love the smouldering fire
Of young ambition fanned ;
For fortune audit home I sought
The distant sunset land ;
The fruits of honest, manly toil
I soon began to reap—
I bought a farm in lowa,
Well stocked with splendid sheep.
READLMI,PA.
Back to my native village, back!
O'er prairie, hill, and dell,
Till late one winter night I reached
The well-known old hotel ;
And for the maid I loved, I asked
' The laidlord, as by Ounce ;
" She's in the ball, up stairs," he said—
" They're having a bully dance 1"
With flying feet I sought the ball,
And at the very door
I chanced to meet the one 1 left -
Five weary years before:
She flung herself into my arms,
I scarce knew what to say,
But trembled—for I really feared
The girl would faint away.
I watched her in the mazy dance,
The belle or all the crowd;
Graceful, and sweet, .and gentle, yet'
Magnificent and proud 't
And oh i the love that for me Hashed
From out her kindling eye I
And oh, her waist l it made me think
Of some bine bottled fly!
Thenceforth each morn and evening
found
Us by each other's side ;
The days like moments swiftly lied,
And each was glorified :
A welcome Kind she ever gave,
Her voice was low and soft—
Butoh, it wrong my sal pti, hear
How horribly - she coughed I
An awful fear upon'ae fell.
And deepened every day;
Must she, my beautiful. my bride, '
$o quickly pass away! -
I
deemed the angele.wanted her
To share their homes of light....
The heartless doctor said ai mat
Because shiateed too light!
Said he. " Aar liver b abeam&
Her heart is put-of piece ;
Her stomach and her lungs are cramped
To half .their natoral - space ;
Pre long her dark and lustrous eyes
Most close in death's eclipse-
Unless connection is 4estoted
Between her head and hips !"
She dieilL.all in the purity
Of guileleiiir-innonence;
Mkt ilWastir
P-4 TABLE IN ADVANCE.
MY FIRST LOVE.
'Art Inbeilentfrut er•nstiibaniu 'ournill fax Ike mom girth.
MARIETTA, SATURDAY MORNING, MARCH 31, 1866.
- " Mysterious Providence;"
The doctor--sacrilegious man
Declared it was no riddle ;
Though " Providence bad shaped her
ends," -
Corsets had shaped her middle
They raised a costly monument,
Inscribing - their surprise
That God should bear so sweet a flower
So early to the skies ;
But walking out with me one day,
The doctor wrote beneath—
'• Here lies a handsome simpleton,
Who squeezed herself to death !"
And added be, "of all the great
Inventions now possessed,
This one of corsets is by far
The usefulest and beat:
It traps the vain and foolish girls,
And tikes away their lives,
But leaves the wise and sensible
To make us men-folks wives."
I mourned, but by and by consoled
Myself by wedding one
With common sense enough to let
Her natural form alone ;
But still I love all pretty girls,
And wish I could persuade them
To leave their bodies in the shape
Their wise Creator made them.
REMARKABLE CA3E OF TRANCE.— A
lady, residing within sixteen miles of
Raleigh, says the Progress, who has
been in delicate health since she lost her
husband in 1858, died last Friday (as
was supposed), and her friends in the
neighborhood proceeded to take the
. steps usual on such occasions. The
coffin was ordered, the corpse shrouded
and laid out, and all needful prepara
tions consummated for the funeral care
•monies last Sabbath. Strange as it may
appear it is said that, while the watchers
in an adjoining room Were indulging in
hilarity and hoc coffee, a noise was heard
in the apartment where the remaius of .
the beloved departed reposed.
Supposing a cat or rat was playing
thereiu, a gentleman went to stop le
revelry. On opening the door he wits
horrified to find the lady stanaing ,
the floor the very incarnation of per
The bravo !allow hastily re t
treated. His demonstrations excited
the rest of the party, .and the wholok
crew, shrieking and trembling, deserted
the house for a season. Au elderly ne4
giess, more courageous than the others;
went into the. dwelling, ascertained the
state of affairs, and, with Christian he
roism, administered to the necessities of
the dead-olive one.
Search was then made for the re-
treaters, who, being found as a neigh.
bin's, returned to the domicil they had
ss.
so shamefully abandoned.
Dr. Bell, formerly of Greenville,
South Carolina, who has attended the
lady duritig the past six months, assures
us that these are unvarnished facts, and
present no new truths to the medical
profession. It is simply ik:iase of trance
or suspended animation. The only re
markable circumstance, perhaps, is the
duration of the spell, though after her
presumed decease the absence of that
perfect icyness which is peculiar to the
dead was remarked by the physician as
well-as her friends.
The lady is now able to sit up, and
being in the last stages of consumption,
is- as well as.she ever will be. She re
members very little of the hours of her
trance. but experienced an almost pain
ful thirst in the first moment of return
ing conscience.
sir In a collection of war anecdotes,
it is related that 'a certain - soldier was
singularly lucky in saving his life in one
of the actions in which the regiment was
engaged. The drums beating to arms
before he had finished his• dinner, lie
thrust a piece of bacon, too precious &
morsel in such a precarious time to be
wasted, into the brea4 pocket of hie
°oat. After the battle was over he dis
covered a bullet in his bacon, and ever
afterwards, when thankfully recounting
the tale of his miraculous escape, he
used to say that he was doublyfortu
nate, for that he " not only saved his
'bared. bat that his bacon bad saved
,
Ili~Nute=on screws are sometimee t im,
Imovable but, may be taken off by mopes,
of heat. A nut required to keep its
place firmly, if first heated, may be fast
'ened on more tightly. and with lest:An
jury to the - thread, thin ; 4y 'the, Most
'forcible screwing.
Be that can reply palmly to ?as angry
lien is too hard for him.
A little wropg duel) etonanot4ir rig 4 ,
snob itkOry
POPULAR FALLACIES.—HaII'e Journal
of Health says i• That warm air mast be
impale, and that, consequently, it is
hurtful to - sleePin a comparatively warm
room.. A warm room is as easily venti
lated as a cool one. The warm air of a
close vehicle is less injurious, be it ever
so foul, from crowding; than to ride and
sit and feel uncomfortably cold =for
an. hour. The . worst that can happen
frOut a crowded conveyance is a fainting
spell_; while, from sitting even less than
atOtour in a still, chilly attnosphere r has
induced attacks of pneumonia, that is,
inflammation of the lunge, which often
proves fatal in three or four days. It
is always positively injurious to sleep in
a close room where water freezes ba--
cause such a degree of cold causes the
negatively poisonous carbonic acid gas
of a sleeping room to settle near the
floor, where the sleeper breathes and re
breathes it, atd is capable of producing
typhoid feverin a few hours. Hence,
there is no advantage, and always daug
er,-especially to weak persons,. in sleep.
iug in an atmosphere colder than the
freezing point. .
That ft is necessary to the proper and
efficient ventilation of a room, even in
warm weatheF, that a window or door
should be left open ; this is always hiz
itrdous to the sick and convalescent.
-Quite its safe a plan of ventilation, and
as efficient, is to keep alatnp or small
fire burning in the fireplace. This cre
ates a draft, and carries' bad - airs and
gasses up dip chimney.
That ont door exercise before break
fast is healthful. It is never so. And,
from the very, nature of things, is hurt
ful, especially to persons of poor health ;
although the very-•vigorous practice it
with impunity. winter, the body is
easily chilled/through and through, un
less the stomach has been fortified with
a good, warm breakfast; and in warm
weather, miasmatic and malations gas
es and emanations speedily act upon the
empty and weak stomach in a way to vi
tiate the circulation and induce fever
and ague, diarrhea and dysentery ; en
tire families, who have arranged to eat
breakfast before leaving the house And
to take supper before sundown, have had
a complete exemption from fever and
ague, while the whole community around
them was suffering from it, from having
neglected these precautions.
That whatever lessens cough is "good"
for ii. and, if persevered in, will cure it.
Clir the contrary, all coughs are soonest
cured by promoting and increasing them,
( because nature endeavors by the cough
to help bring up the phlegm and yellow
4stter which is in the lungs,. as the
canpo_t heal while that matter is
where. And aiCit cannot be got rid of
it:Vont coughing, the more coughing
there:Ss-the sooner it is got rid of-the
sooner are the lungs cleared out for t
fuller and freer reception of pure air,
'which is their natural food. The only
remedies which can do any good in
coughs are such as loosen the phlegm, .
and thus less cough is required to bring
it up. These temedies are warmth, out
"door exercise,and anything which slight
ly nauseates.
CONSULT• A LAWYER.--it is quite ne
cessary when people make wills, as
many do who feel an anxiety that their
property should go to certain heirs in
certain •proportions, that they should
consult a lawyer upon the subject, Men
often.make wile who subsequently mar
ry or acquire additional property, and
neither their wives nor their after ac
(piked estates are mentioned in the will.
They die, and their property takes a de
scent totally different from what they
would have wished if living. A. case is
now pending in Rhode Island, i 1 which
a wealthy man married, and, dying"suon
after, left a will that was made before
his marriage. His estate is valued at a
million of drillers, and his widow is left
an expensive and very doubtful lawsuit;
instead of a large fortune. Such cases
as these are constantly occurring, and
show the great necessity of taking no
step in the intricate mazes of-the law
without. consulting some one whose busi
ness it is to make those intricacies plain.
Air Doctor Payson, was a man of
genuine piety. but much opposed to the
noisyAeal-ttiat seeketh •' to , be known
of. men." A young divine, who was
much, gtven to_ enthusiastic cant, one
day said;to'hini, " Do you suppose you
bait) any real religion ?" "None to
speak of," was-the excellent reply.
J3,9Frmired thoughts,,,Liko borrowed
money, eipose the,poverty or: the blir.
rower: , . ~ •
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Pa'viily wadi' ii N e i k,
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Loon: TO your{ ()num.—Now is the
time, when other work-is:not pressing,
to give the house-cellars a thorough
cleansing. Remove all vegetable mat
ter, the old pickle in the meat tabs,
krout-stands, &c. The gases generated
in cellars where , root and other vege
table matters are seffered to decay, and
which are not properly ventilated,,ie of
ten the-cause of disease. A little cop
peras water,-or a - few drops of sulphtiric
acid, well diluted with water, sprinkled
over theloor, will tend to prevent the
prevalence of tinsvholesosue smells. and
render the atmosphere pure and sweet.
Every cellar should .whitewashed
throughout, and the windows and doors
opened, so that every indication of im
purity may be expelled. We think as a
- whole that families are not so cleanly
with their cellars as they should be, and
that the heolth of ill concerned clearly
demands. UnwholeSome cellars, filled
with offal vegetable matter, and allb-xed
to remain- late in the spring, is a most
dangerous source of sickness.
RECORD YOUR DEEDS,—The attention
of perties holding unrecorded Deeds is
-directed to the provisions of the Act of
Assembly Which require that—
'• All deeds and conveeances for real
estate in this Commonwealth, shall be
recorded in the office (or Recording
Deeds in the county where the lands
lie, within six MONTHS. after the execu
tion of such deeds and conveyance ;
and every such deed and conveyance
not recorded as aforesaid, shall be -ad
judged fraudulent and void against any
subsequent purchaser •for a valuable
consideration, unless such deeds be re
corded before the recording of the deed
or conveyance udder ybich such a sub
sequent purchaser or mortgages• shall
claim," •
This is a very important notice, and
those holding unrecorded deeds will see
the importance of having them recorded
witittiot further delay.
CONCERNING Doons.—When you go
into a neighbor's premises, be sure to
leave the doers as you dnd them. If
you find a door shut, you may reasonably
supplies that your friend wanted it shut,
and therefore you have no right to leave
it operi; and if you rind it open, no
matter how cold the weather is, do you
leave it open, for it is but reasonable to
suppose that it was left open for some
good purpose. And the sane is good
for all places, whether they be honoree,
- stores, factories, offices, or a hatever
they may be. Remember the rule—it
bee no exception. Leave tire doors as
you find them.. If the owner of a door
does not know-how he wants it, how do
you know how he wants it?
A COOL Cusrommt.— We have heard
of cool things, but never anything cooler
than the following : The landlord of
a hotel in Germantown, called a boarder
to him one day, and said :--" Look a'
here I I want you to pay your board
bill, and you mast. I've asked you for it
often 43nongh ; and I tell you now, that
you don't. leave my house till you pay
it I"
" Good !" said his lodger ; " just put
that in writing"; make a regular agree
!neut.' or it ; I'll stay with you as long as
I live !"
ilar A. Frenchman who was master
horse to ,one of our Generalt , during.the
late war, was - sent from Stone river,
where his brigade 'WAR lying, on an er
rand into'Nashville. As he set out, the
General told him to bring the Nashville
time. As somas he returned, he went
to the General."took out his watch with
en important- air, and said,"` It was just
no quarter an trees o'clock when I leave
see settle, then I stop mine vetch, so he
keep the ['aught
But what is the time now 1"
dat I know got. You said
hreang se Nashville time; I breengs
him eesactly."
. sr A tubfulk of soapauds, farmers
should remember ip worth as much as a
wheel barrow of good manure. Ever;
bucket of soapsuds should be thrown
where it will not be lost. The garden
is a good and convenient place in which
to dispose of it ;- bat the roots of grafte
vines, llgiii 4 .young trees; Or -- anittling of
the sort will dO ae wall.
A Matrimonial Mom. How ; ; often do
we find that a: man's, better 'half gives
him no quarter. • '
If a toper sod a .gallow , of 'whiskey
Wore lefelogather. which would ber.druch
#l;st:t
oafs on Wilk is
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VOL. 34.
DON'T )111 ExhrAveciest.--If the Poor
House has any terror for you, never buy
what you don't need. before Itel pay
three cents for a jewaharp, my boy, at ,
certain whether you cannot make just u
pleasant a noise by whistling, for which
nature furnishes the machinery. And be-
fore you pay fifteen dollars for a figured
vest, young man, find out whether your
lady love would not be just as glad to
see you in a plain one that costs half
the money. If she would not, let her
crack her own Walnuts, and buy her own
clothes. When yon see a young man
paying five dollars for a Frenchified
toy, that a philosophic Yankee baby
palls to pieces in five minutes, the
chances are five to one that he'll live
long enough to realize how tufty cede
there are in a dollar, and if be don't he's
pretty sure to bequeath that privilege
to his widow. When a man asks you to
buy that for which you have no use no
matter how cheap it is, don't say yes
"until you are sure that some one else
wants it in advance." Money burns ii►
some folks paste, and makes such a
pesky bole. that everything that is pus
in drops through, past finding.
A VALUABLE WAsa.--Take a clean,
water tight ba!rel, or other suitable cuk
and put into it a half bushel of , lime.
Slack it by pouring water over it, boil.
ing hot, and in sufficient quantity to
cover it five inches deep, and stir it
briskly till thoroughly slacked. When
-the slacking has been effected, .dissolve
in water and add two pounds of std•
phate zinc, and one of common salt.
These will cause the wash to harden,
And prevent ita cracking, which gives
an unseemly appearance to the work.
If desirable, a beautiful cream color may
be communicated to the wash, by adding
three pounds of yellow ochre, or a good
pearl or lead color by the addition of
lamp, vine or ivory black. For fawn
color, add four pounds of umber—Turk.
ish or American, the latter is the cheap.
er, one pound Indian red and one pound
lampblack. For common stone color,
add four pounds of raw umber and two
puuuds lampblack. This wash may be
applied with a common whitewash brush
and will be found much superior, both in
appearance and durability, to common
whitewash.
How TO 001181 . IN thicecu.—A young
- gentlethan, happening to sit at church
is pew adjoining one in Which eat a
young lady for whom he conceived a
sudden and violent passion, was dealt..
ous of entering into a courtship on the
spot ; but the place ;lot being suitable
(or aal declaration, the exigency
,of the - Me kth snggeated the following plan
He politely handed his fair neighbor e
-Bible opened with a pin stuck in the
following teats Second Epistle of Join
verse fifth t "And now I beseech thee
lady, not as though I wrote a new com
mandment onto thee, but that which we
had from the beginning, that we lovi
one another." She returned it, point
ing to the second Epistle of Ruth, verse
tenth t "Then she" fell on her face eni
bowed herself to the ground and sat
unto him : " Why - have I found grace ii
thine eyes, seeing thatisana stranger ?'
He returned the book, pointing to th
irteenth verse of the Third Epistle
John t "Haying many things to vrrit
onto yott, I would not write with pe
an &ink; but I trust shOrtly to come ut
to you and speak-face to fsee that our
joy may be-full."
Vrom the above interview, a marriage
took place the ensuing week.—E.vekange.
W Arses—.Beef, mutton,
or " Forney," sir?
BoAapEis—" FOrooy," what's that 1'
W . 4 . .rran. 7 -Dipad duck, : sir, .
Beartosz.--Brittg me " Forney," with
!•Suinner" " Forney " a
"regulafside dish," much in favor with
those who like a good thing.
When n.man and a woman are made
ono ,by clernmen, the question 11
which is the , one. Bemetimos there is II
long struggle between-them before the
matter'is settled.
In what circomstaaces is a woman
that wears stays t Straightened sir.
eninetences
A man with Much magic in him solo—.
4. chap with *pair of squeaking boots.
Butter .ie lolling itt _Mace. Grease
the track and hop it Qatar.
eicapod
thief t *hie jls`4> tell
ay' t L
As elapholiove
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