BY FRED'K L. BAKER. PUBLISHED. WEEKLY AT ONE DOLLAR AND A HALF A YEA PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. °glee in " LINDSAY'S BUILDING," second . .lioo7*, on Elbow Lane, between the Post 011 ice Corner and Front-St., Marietta, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. ADVERTISING RATES: One Squ.ire (10 lines, or less) . 7b' cents for the first insertion and One Dollar and-a-half for 3 insertions. Pro fessional and Business cards, of six lines or less at $5 per annum. Notices in the reading col umns, len cents a-line. 3 larriages and Deaths, the simple announcement, FREE ; but for any additional lines, ten cellists line. A liberal deduction made to yearly end half yearly advertisers. Haying just added a " NEWBURY ,MOEII - JOBBER PRESS," together with large assortment of new Job and Card type, Cuts, Borden, &c., tic., to the Job Office of " TEE MARIETTIAN, " which will insure the f s peedy execution of all kinds of Jon fk 'ems.° Ps I NTING, from the smallest Card to the LARGEST POSTER, at reasonable prices. rag ?Wing & eolt(h)biq 94111•00 TRAINS of this road run by Reading Rail L Road time, which is ten minutes faster than that of Pennsylvania Railroad. TRAINS Ott TIIIS ROAD RUN AS FOLLOWS, LEAVING COLUMBIA AT A. M.—Mail Passenger train for :1V Reading and intermediate stations, lea. in , ' Landisville at 7:43 a. tn., Manheim at :SS; Linz at 8:13; Ephrata at 8:42 • Rein. 11.1.1:n11e at 9:08; Sinking Springs at e:4O and arriving at RI ading at ten o'clock. Al Read ing connection is made with Fast Expresst rain f iNst Pennsylvania Railroad, reaching New York it 2:30 P. M. with train of Philadelphia and Reading Railroad, reaching Philadelphia Al., and also with trains for Potts vi ie, Lebanon Valle) ,aad Harrisburg. P.- P. M.—PASSENGER TRAIN . / G k for Reading aml intermediate sta concerting at Landisville at 2:50 P. M. with Express trains of Penn'a. R. R., both East rod West, leaving Man beim at 3:26; Litiz 3:11; Ephrata at 4:10; Reinholdsville 4:37; Siskins 6 springs 5:03 and arriving at Reading st 5;f:OP. M. At Reading connection is made win] trains for Pottsville and Lebanon Valley. LEA l'E LITI2 AT 2.1 P. M.—Exprims Passenger Train 1 . ;) for Reading ar.d intermediate sta tion, leaving Ephrata at 2:44, Reinholdsville, ;i:11; Sinking Springs, 3:30 and arriving' at RNA* at 3:45 I'. M. At Reuling connection Itinde with lust Express of East Penn's. R. It, reaching New York at 10 o'clock, P. M., ail,: with train of Philadelphia and Reading R. 11,, reaching Philadelphia at 7:05 Y. M. -. o _ LEA VE READING AT (i. ( \(\ A. intermediate Nß taatian eons, leavir , Sinking Springs at 6 16 ;, Rein lini&ville at% 41, I.lplirata at 7 I!, Litiz at .111, Manheim at 7 OS, making connection at Landisville with train of Penn's Railroad, retelling Lancaster at 8:33 A M. and Phila delphia at 12:30; arriving at Columbia at 9 A. M., there connecting the Ferry for \\ tlghtsville anti Northern Central Railroad, at 11:45 A. 111. with train of Penn'a. Railroad of the Went. 0 : 5 ,At i;(ll . 23 — te P rzn as e s Si n ie erTn stations,in Litiz of passenger trains from Philadelphia and Pottsville, leaving Sinking Springs at 11:18 Reinholdsville at 11:53; Ephrata 12:28 and arriving at Litiz at one o'clock, P. M. R.l P. M.—Mail Passenger Train f , r U. J 0 Columbia and intermediate statio alai passengers leaving New-York at 12 M., and Philadelphia at 3:30 P. M., leaving Sink ,nc. Springs at 6:31 ; Reinholdsvirfle 61b9 ; 7:26 ; Litiz 7:55 ; Manheim Sill ; Landis ‘i!le 6:27 ; arriving at Columbia at 9 P. M. q'The Plrasure Travel to Ephrata and Luiz Springs I rom New-York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and other points, is by this schedule a ccommodated several times per day with Ex press trains connecting in all directions. Through tickets to New-York, Phila -lelphii and Lancaster sold at principal sta llotis• Foight .carried with utmost prompt a(,, awl dispatch, at the lowest rates. -0- Fdrther information with regard to Freight (I Pii: , senge, may be obtained from the agents 4 the Compaey. , I ENDES COHEN, Superintendent. LP. KEEVER, General Freight and Ticket Agent. DR. J. Z. H.OFFER, DENTIST, OF THE BALTIMORE COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY, LATE OF HARRISBURG _ OFFICE:—.Front street, next door to R. Williams' Drug Store, between Locust end Walnut streets, Columbia. DR. WM. B. FAHNESTOCK, OFFICE:—MAIN-BT., NEARLY OPPOSITE Spangler & Patterson's Store. FRO/II 7 TO 8 A. M. OFF/CE 1-1011I1s1 » 1 To 2. • " 6ro7 P. M. FRANKLIN HINKLE, M. D. After an absence of nearly three years in the Navy and Army of the United States has returned to the Borough of Marietta and re sumed the practice of Medicine. Eslecial attention paid to Surgical cases in which branch of his profession helms had eery considerable experience. HOWARD 4SSOCIATION, 1)1 PHILADELPHIA, PA, : e "" o f the Urinary and Sexual Systems. TT- new and reliable treatment. Also, the new CHAMBER an Essay of warning and featrection, sent in sealed envelopes, free of chores, Address, DR. J. SKILLIN HOUGHTON, aw44l As sociation, No. 2 South Ninth-st., Philadelphia, Ph. [ jan.1, 7 55-Iy. P• MAKER, Scriviner. All kinds o . , . Legs} instruments prepared with car -,'",',ll.F.,etaars. He can be found at the ola , Ihe Mariettian " in " Lindsy's Build ',g, ' betwee it the ' Post Office Corner and }tont street. -DANIEL G. BAI---------------ca.7__________ A TTORNEY AT LAW, OF FICE,_ LANCASTER. PA, No. 24 NORTH Dean STREET I,,Pplte the Court House, where he will at :era to the practiceof h' in all its : 4 , 0. - is profession !.:,141.011.13. Tikt 1 - .lll . afit : -1-.+an+ CI Qat @lt So I'm "crazy" in loving a man of three' score ; Why, I had never come to my senses • before, But I'm doubtful of youie, if you're think ing to prove My insanity just by the fact of my love Yon would like to know what are his Wonderful wiles ; Only delicate praises and flattering smiles; 'Tis no spell of enchantment, no mag cal art, But the way he says "darling" tha goes to my heart. Yes, he's "sixty," I cannot dispute with you there, But you'd make him a hundred, I think, if you dare And I'm glad all his folly of first love is past, Sine I'm sure, of-the two, it is best to be last. "His hair is as white as the snowdr you say ; Then I never shall see it change slowly to gray ; But I almost could wish, for his dear sake alone, That my tresses were nearer the hue of his own "Ile can't see ;" then I'll help him to * see and to hear,; If it's, needful, you know, I can sit very near; And he's young enough yet to interpret the tone Of a heart that is beating up close to his own "must aid him ;" ah ! that is my pleas ure and pride ; should love him for this if for nothing beside; And though I've more reasons than I can recall, Yet the one that "he needs me" is strongest of all. So, if I'm instine, you will own, I am sure That the case is so hopeless it's past • any cure ; And, besides, it is acting no very wise part, To be treating the head for disease o the heart. And if anything could make a woman believe That no dream can delude, andkno fancy deceive, That she never knew lover's enchant merit before, It's being the darling of one of three score I WOULDN'T COME COME A SECOND TIME.-C —, now of California, was for a* time secretary of the state of Illinois. One day, during the legislative vacation, a meek, cadaverous looking man, with a white neckcloth, introduced himself to him at his office, and stating that he had been informed that Mr. C---bad the letting of the hall of representatives, he -wished to secure it, if possible, for a course of lectures he desired to deliver in Springfield. " May I ask," said the secretary, 'what is to be the subject of your . lec tures ?". "Certainly," was the reply, with a very solemn expression of countenance. "The course I wish to deliver is on the Berland coming of the Lord." " It is of no use," said "If you take my advice, you will not waste your time in this city. It is my private opinion that if the Lord has been in Springfield once, He will never come a second time." JOKE ON A MINISTER.--A young fellow was taking a sleigh-ride with a pretty girl when he met a Methodist minister who was somewhat celebrated for tying the knot matrimonial at short notice. Be stopped him, and asked, hurriedly— " Can you tie a knot for me ?" "Yes," said Brother B- "I guess so ; when do you want it done ?" "Well, right away," was the reply ; "is it lawful, though, here in the high-, way ?" asked the wag. "Oh, yes ; this is as good a place as any—as safe as the church itself." "Well, then, I want a knot tied in my horse's tail, to keep it out of the snow 1" shouted the wicked wag, as he - drove rapidly away, fearing lest the minister, in his profane wrath, should fall from grace. All in your I. W hat is it in putting its eyes oat, leaves nothing but a nose ? Noise. 4.tt4nartitt Vonsglattia gonna! for tie Nom Cult. MARIETTA, SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 26, 1865. Isbt Ztein,g fit Maztington eit2. FOR THE NrARIETTIAN.] Friend Baker:—Well, I believe we left off at the Mertopolitan Hall ; this neighborhood is lined with drinking hells and bawdy houses, so we will pass on and take a sight , down Pennsylvania avenue from the Treasury building. Ain't it a grand eight I—how beautiful those lamps look, lining the avenue for more than a mite on each side ; those red and blue lights you see passing each other are the lights of the street cars; the red ones are the cars running from Georgetown to the Washington depot; the green or blue ones, are the cars from Georgetown to the Navy yard ; all you have to do therefore is to remember the color of the lights and you know their destination—daring ,the day you can read on the side of the cars the name of the line. By your pJrmission we will now proceed to Georgetown ; now we are nearing 10th street ; that building, with a kind of cupola, just be yond D street, is Ford's Theatre—or was prior to April'l4, 1865—where J. Wilkes Booth performed the last trage ky by shooting our worthy and humane President. That building on the right hand corner is the "Kirkwood House," where President Johnson was to have been dispatched. Do you observe that line of hacks—looking like a funeral— they are all for hire, but before you en ter one, be certain to ascertain what they are allowed to charge you, or they will grossly impose on you ; they are al lowed one dollar an hour, but they will charge you five if you do not know bet ter than to give . it to them. There you see another angle handsomely fenced in and fine, shade trees around it—that is Grover's Theatre—it is the only theatre in the city now open. That large build ing to the right is "Willard's Hotel"— it looks very gloomy just. now ; in 1861 it was like a " bee hive"—literally jam med night and day with sojourners, it being general head qularters for idle ar my officers. That large building to our left with those large columns is the Treasury building ; that rather old-faeh ioned brick house near by is called the State Department, a very unpretending place for Secretary Seward to occupy ; a new one, however, on a fine scale, is about being erected ; that on our right is the banking house of Jay Cooke & Co. That rather dilapidated building to our right is Riggs & Co's. banking house. There. near by is Lafayette Square with its fine walks and delight ful shade trees; in the centre is Clark Mills; equestrian statue of General Jackson ; that white building on our eft is the "White House" occupied at present by that poor tailor, Andrew Johnson ; that fine room is the "East Room," which is almost always open to "everybody and the rest of mankind." The building, you will observe, does not make much of an outside display, but the grounds are very handsome—the view toward the Potomac beautiful; in the centre of the lawn is a fine fountain and basin, and a music stand for the Marine band to play--during the Sum mer evenings—every Saturday evening; here, too, the aristocracy, like in the Capitol grounds, display their fineries whilst the poor go to enjoy the cool shade and fine music: The " Marine" is a fine band, composed of 38 members, dressed in red coats and white pants. Here we kre now at the corner of 17th street, that building at ear right is the Art building, built by the banker Cor coran, bat as he left fur England at - the breaking out of the war, the govern. ment has taken possession of his prop erty and converted this building into a Quartermaster department; that to the left on 17th street is the War Depart. ment and that just below it the Navy. Here we are at the'"Circle"—that in the centre is the statue of Geo. Wash ington facing Washington city and-turn ing his back on Georgetown ; here is 24th street, that encampment to the right is Col. Joseph W. Fisher's 195th Regiment, to which quite a number of Marietta boys are attached. I have been out to see them several times and they want very much to return home— they complain that other regiments have been mustered out that entered the service since they have, - and that as the war is virtually over, they dislike play ing soldier, as they now term it. The boys appear all to, be in good health. Now we approach the bridge which con nects Georgetown with Washington—it is a plain lo'okiog structure, but being iron cost the government avast deal of money. Here we are in the old fashion ed city of Georgefown with its narrow streets and old styled houses. That building in the forest on top of that hill, with the stars and stripes floating so high is "Arlington Heights," the rebel Gen. Lee's home. We will now take a stroll down to 7th street and take the street cars for the wharf,, and see what can be seen there. That iron bridge we crossed is over the canal, a rather muddy looking ditch when the tide is down, and a very disagreeable odor - as you pais over it at any time ; that en closure to the right is the Smithsonian Institute grounds and extends up to 12th street along canal. To the left is what is called Armory square, those long frame buildings are the Armory square Hospitals, and are yet occupied by some invalid soldiers ; the building above the hospitals is the Armory where they made cartridges for the army and navy before the war, when such articles were not in so great demand, and leaden and iron, pills were only given in Allopathic doses. It was in one of those Armories that eighteen of oar young ladies met their sudden death, about a year since, by the explosion of some of their pills, scattering their bodies in fragments in all directions ; one of the largest funer als ever had in this city was the burial of those poor unfortunate girls at one time in the Congressional . burying ground, and a monument has been erec ted over their remains in memory of their sad fate, That road leads to Alexandria ; that is called Maryland Avenue and on this side of the canal is called the Island ; that road crosses what is known as the "Long Bridge" and has been termed the Military road in consequence of the government exclusively using it to con vey troops and military stores over it, but now other travelers can ride on it for 30 cents to Alexandria. There is the great Potomac river ; those bar racks or sheds are filled with forage, mountains of hay and straw and bags of oats, and just look out into the stream and see the barges loaded with the same. Steamboats make daily excursions down the river to Mount - Vernon and other points. There is the "Atienue ILJuse" —one of the most quiet in the city—no bar room attached to the hotel and just far enough from the avenue to make it quiet and the charges reasonable. That point over to the right is the "Seaton Rouse," erected within the past two years; it is a fine house and fronts on Louisiana avenue and E street ; that on the left is the "National Intelligencer" office ; that building has been very much improved, and that to the left is the Post Office ; there is nothing of note in this building unless it be the book in which Benjamin Franklin kept the ac counts of tho post office department when the postal system was first adopt ed ; it is a small common day book; in co mparison with the books now used, it is really a cariosity. That buildingjust across the street is the Patent office, which is well worth a visit, alone, while on a visit here. It is occupied by the Agricultural department in the base ment ; they are also forming a museum of the various fruits of the country, ar ranged beautifully in glass cases,.in two rooms. This part is well worth a visit to see the mammoth Pears, Apples, and other fruits ; the different varieties of the same fruits f;om different States, showing the action of different climates upon the same fruit ; but I will not at tempt a description. The upper floors of this building are occupied by the Sec retary of the Interior, Commissioner of Patents, &c. The Patent office alone would consume a vast deal of time to properly examine one half the curiosi ties deposited there—such a collection for here you can see models of buildings, bridges, locomotives, and indeed any and every thing that would be likely to light of every thing from a gimlet to a palace, en man's burden. One of the most at tractive cases in the building is that one- containing the wardrobe of General George Washington, with his military equipage, and one containing his china ware. There are but few relics or nat ural curiosities left in the building, as they have been removed to the "Smith sonian Institute," ( where we will here after go). This ( the Patent office) building, when completed, will be one, if not the finest, in the city ; when finish ed you will be able to walk two squares on the inside of the building, for you will observe that it just occupies two squares. It now has the beet appear ance of any of the public bilitlitigs, as it stands so much higher than most of the others, as, for instanCe, the Post Office building luta the appearance of having sunk at least one story into the ground. and- the Whitellouse looks similalr. More anon, How SHE Swonis.—A correspondent of the World writing from Richmond, relates an incident as follows : . Taking the oath reminds me of a local joke which my pen cannot resist record ing. A modest young country girl, on applying for rations to one of our relief agents, a few days ago, was asked if she had ever taken the oath. " NO, indeed, sir," was her terrified reply, '1 never swore in all my life." But you must take the oath my good girl,' said . the agent, 'or I cannot give you the rations.' 'No, indeed, I can't sir,' said the girl, 'mother always taught me never to swear.' The agent mildly persisted, and the maiden as pertinaciously refused all attempts at persuasion, until overcome at last by the dreadful conflict between necessity and her - high sense of moral duty—she stammered out, with down cast lids, ' Well, sir, if you will make me do such a horrid, wicked thing—d—n the Yankees !" A WEDDING INCIEDENT.—The story is told of a temperance man, who, being at a wedding was asked to drink the bride's health in a glass of wine which was of fered him. He refused to partake of the intoxicating liquid, and said when he drank her health, it would be in that which resembled her most in purity, and he knew nothing better than water, pure water. He then drank to her health in a glass of God's beverage--sparkling water. The ladies immediately stepped forward, and making a respectful cour tesy, thanked him for the beautiful com pliment he had just paid the fair bride, when it was resolved that all intoxicat ing drinks be banished from the room. TALLEYRAND.—There are a Bet of men who are continually b'oring people for autographs; few have the talent of re fusing them with politeness. Talley rand, being once asked a similar favor by an English nobleman, promised to send him one in a few days, and thus kept his word. He sent him an invita tion to dinner : "Will you oblige me with your company to dinner, on Wed nesday next, at eight o'clock ? I have invited a number of exceedingly clever persons, and do not like to be the only fool among them." Pro IN THE BED.-A little girl had been entertained with stories about pigs one evening, and highly amused with an imitation from a facetious brother, of the manner in which they "grunt." The folio wing,morning, she rose from her "nest," beside her father, and list ened to his snoring with unfeigned as tonishment. After a moment, she cried out, " Mamma, mamma, do, duet tome 'ere ! Pon my life, I tink dere's a pig in die bed." SETTLEMENT.—"•Now, then, when are we going to have a settlement of this account ?" exclaimed an irascible credi tor to an impertuable debtor. "We have had a settlement," was the reply. "When—where—how " began the cred itor. "Didn't I come in to 'see yon about it last month ?" asked the debtor. "Yes." "And I meant to settle it then, didn't I?" "Well—yes, I believe so." "Very well, then, wasn't that a settle meant 7" - Napkins . have their etiquette. They are to be laid open on the knees, and not fastened to the waistcoat or button-hole. At the close of a•meal, at home, you may fold your napkin and slip it into its ring, to serve for another oc casion. Ont, you must leave your nap kin, wisped up or exactly as you have finished with it, on the table. To fold it would look as if you considereJ your self one of the family,pr at least on a staying visit. fir A clergyman of Saratoga Springs, a few Sundays since, was preaching a sermon on death, in the course of which ho asked the question, "Is it not a sol emn thought ?" His little boy, four years old, who had been listening with wrapt attention to his father, immediate ly answered in a shrill, piping voice, so as to be heard throughout the house, "Yes, sir, it is,"=greatly to, the amuse ment of the oongregatiop. dir Flowery language. A. lover re ceived-the following note, accompanied by a bouquet of flowers : "Dear—, I send you bi the boy a buckett of flours, They is like my love for u. The nite shaid moues kepe dark. The dog, fenil metres lam your slave. Rosis red and posis pail, my love for u shall never fale." ear When does a lady reseroble'a nut When she has filbert nails, haze) eyeg, chestnut hair, and a colonel ( kernel) for a husband. W. C VOL. XII.---NO. 3. JAY POOKE, THE SUBSCRIPTION AaENT. —Mr. Jay Cooke, an enterprising and successful Philadelphia banker, has al ways been one of the most efficient ne gotiators of public securities. Four years ago, when Pennsylvania State stocks were down to 85, he worked and brought them up to par, and at that rate he obtained three million dollars for the' State, for raising and equipping her troops. When the Secretary of the Treasury gave,various bankers through out the country commissions to negoti ate his first loans, Mr. Cooke was al ways among the most successful. fie infused a portion of his own great ener gy into his sub-agents, and seemed to best understand how to present the claims of the Government to the people. When the 5.20 loan was authorized, it was before the public many months without attracting any attention, and the total sales by the Government were only about - eight millions. The war ex penses were so vast that banks and bank ers were no longer able to supply money in sufficient amounts, and the Secretary of the Treasury was compelled to adopt some plan for appealing directly to the people to supply the means for sustain ing the Government. Popular loans had never been tried, and their nature was not generally understood. Capital is always sensitive, and capitalists, large and small, were not only to be told that there was a 520 loan on the market, but were to be convinced that it was the - best as well as the most patriotic in vestment. Mr. Cooke's high character nd previous successes induced the Secretary to appoint him General Sub stription *gait. The press and the telegraph were immediately put in mo tion. A large sum was spent in adver tising, the distribution of a great variety of circulars and handbills, &c., the em ploymint of travelers, and in establish ing sub-agencies throughout the loyal States. It has always been Mr. Cooke's policy to have our loans taken at home, and he has never solicited subscriptions abroad, believing that our own people should have the advantage of the inter est. The result of Mr. Cooke's efforts for the 5.20 s is well known. As - great success always occasions jealousy, complaints of favoritism to wards Mr. Cooke were made against the Treasury Department, which a special report to Congress proved to be without the slightest foundation. , About this time the National Bank ing System was established, and it was a part of the plan that the National Banks should be the financial agents of the Government. While publicly ex pressing the warmest gratitude to Mr. Cooke for his past great and successful efforts, the Secretary of the Treasury determined to try the experiment of placing the 10.40 loan through their agency. In four months but eighty mil lions were sold. On July 25th, 1864, the First Series of 7.20 s was offered through the same channel, bat, up to Feb Ist, 1865, a period of six months, the sales and payments to soldiers amounted to only about one hundred and twenty millions. This rate of sub scription not being sufficient to meet the public wants, it was determined to return to the agency of Mr. Cooke, un der whose nianagement the sales begun to show an increase within the first week, and in less than two weeks aver aged two millions a day. During the first thirty days they reached one hun dred millions—an average of about four millions for each working day. The first series was exhausted on the 30th of March, when the sale of the Second Se ries of three hundred millions was begun. This series was all sold on the 13th of May, deducting Sundays and holidays, in the wonderfully short space of thirty six working days—making an average cf eight and one-third millions per day. The sale of the Third Series then com menced, but, owing to the fact that the Treasurer .was unable to deliver the notes, comparatively little effort was made to influence subscriptions until June Ist, when deliveries were advertis ed to begin. Although other causes than imperfect agencies retarded the subacriptions in the summer and autumn of 1864, it can not be denied that their subsecißent success was chiefly 'from Mr. Coo ko'v energetic direction. Ms efforts have certainlyrbeen . as unceasing and his wis dom, skilirand energies have certainly been taxed as much as those of any com mander in the field, and with results not less important. He has bern ably assisted by his brother Henry Cooke Fahnestock—both artners in the firm of Jay Cooke & Co