INII BY FRED'K L. BAKER. ileqalpg & 04.014 11Q111'040. TRAINS of this road run by Reading Rail Road time, which is ten minutes faster than that of Pennsylvania Railroad. TRAINS OR THIS ROAD RUN AS FOLLOWS: LEAVE COLUMBIA AT A. M.—WAY FREIGHT a n d 4;45 Passenger train for Reading and intermediate stations, lea..ing Landisville at 5 413 a. m., Manheim at 6 20 ; Litiz at 6 52 Ephrata at S ; Reinholdsville at 8 55; and reaching Sinking Springs at 945 A. M. Here passengers holding through tickets tor New York only are transfered to the Fast Line, reaching New York at 2 o'clock, P. M.;- other passengers remain in the train and reach Rea ding at 10 10 A. M., in time to connect with trains for Philadelphia, Pottsville, New York and the Lebanon Valley. P. AI L PASSENGER 2:20 Train for Reading and intermedi ate stations, connecting at Landisville at 3 00 p. In. with train of Penn's. R. R., for the West;leaving Manheim at 3 21 ; Litiz at 3 20 Ephrata at 4 08, Reinholdsviii at 4 35, Sink ing Springs at 5 03 and arriving at Reading at ;i 90 p. m. I=l LEAVE READING AT ' NO A. M.—MAIL PASSENGER lain for Columbia and intermediate sta. Una, leaving Sinking Springs at 6 16; Rein iodsville at 6 44, Ephrata at 7 11, Litiz at i 40, NI an h eim at 7 58, making clr se connec tion at Landisville at 3 20 a. m., with train if.Peon'a R. 8.., for Lancaster, and also with rains for the west. At Columbia, connecting vita train of Penn'a. R. R., for Upper Ma knit, Middletown, and Harrisburg, also by he ferry for Wrightsville with trains of 'ahem Central R. R., for Baltimoie and Vailingtm, arriving at Columbia at 8 55 a. 1. .00 P. M.—WAy FREIGHT ~. and Passonger Train for COLUM tiA wid intermediate stations with passengers (rum New York, Philadelphia and Pottsville male clay, leaving Sinking Springs at 2 33, teialwidsville at 3 30, Ephrata at 4 33, Litiz 4 5 it, Manheini at 6 13, Landisville, ut 6 32, nut arriving at CcAumbia at 7 5U p. in. Further information with regard to Freight t Pas6engers, may be obtained f rom the Sgermi of the Company. Al ENDES COHEN, Superintendent. J. pUirCh LI., General Ticket Agent. ',F. KEEVER, General Freight Agent. IFill'S LARIP HEATiDig APPARATUS. Boiling—Frying—Stewing—Steeping — ITII THE VLAUE THAT LIGkLTS THE ftOOM By the (lame of a common lamp, t the cot of tt tent's worth of otl, a very miuttuhle lavalifust can be cooked. * * . •.Pribinu. I r . a a • Simple in construction, easily kept order, ready 111 use in a moment * amiest to hare on timid. Drug- AC, Circular. Fish's Lamp is one of the roost oar novelties of the day, * * • the pity of it is unquestionable, a great saving iltale in heating add cooking small articles, ad can he made to cook meals for a great ally persons, which is actually done on the nioulioice cars which carry the nick soldiery. • Scientific American. . . * • For faintly use, hospital tent, bar telt, picnics, lishiug, nursery, or sick room, is ha article of comfort beyond all propor on to its cost. * • Hall's Journal of Health. * " I have tried the apparatus, and jl wife and I proclaim the same a most vain 0E and indispensable article, and we now inter how we could have so longtone with in it. * * Ed. Coal Oil Circular. ' ' • * An economical contrivance for Siting up heat at short notice for nursery rind fteral household purposes, • * * one timlant point is the saving in cost over coal its. * N. Y. Evening Post Prrces front Two to Six Dollars. rapacity tram One to Four Quarts. 'Three Articles Cooked at one time with one Burner. Arrangsd for Kerosene or Coal Oil, or Gas. Descriptive Pamphlet of thirty p. es fur ',bed gratis. THE UNION ATTACHMENT, Price 50 Cents, obe attached to a Common Kerosene Lamp 'Gas Burner, by which water may be bolted, ;I food cooked ; also arranged to support a Every Fain ily needs one. WM. D. - RUSSELL, Agent, No. 206, Pearl St., New York. Agents Wanted. Two of these Heating Lamps can be to at John Spandor's Hardware. LANDIS & 'TRO UT. Landis 6• Trout Landis 6• 'Trout At the "Golden Mortar," At the "Golden Moilar," Market Street, Marietta, illarket Street, Marietta, Keep constantly on liana Keep constantly on hand Drugs, Perfumeries, Fan c y Articles, Patent Medietnes, Coal Oil Lamps and Shades, Howe & Steven's Family Dye Colors, Shoulder Braces and Trusses, papers and Periodicals, Books & Stationary, Portmonnaies, Segars, rescriptions carefully compounded. 'rescriptions carefully compounded, Remember the place, Remember the place, Dr• Grove's old Stand Dt'• Grove's old Stand Give us a call Give us a call. D R' WM. D. FALINESTOCK, l--Illaztr-sr.• NEARLY OPPOSITE S pangler & Patterson's Store. ...... /CE noußs.} 7 - r )) I TO 2. M. 1"-... i . , if # 1. 4 . + 11'..i i'..- 1 • - 11. ...1-.' arut lan+ ,•• ~, The Drug Store opposite the POST OFFICE, Where Gold, Silver and Greenbacks, ARE TAKEN IN EXCHANGE FOR ~./kecticines,OtatLanait_g., &C., &C., &C., OF EVERY DESERIPTION. —ALSO— TOILET ARTICLES, Such as Perfumed Soaps, Hair Oils, Hair Dyes, Pomades, Tooth Soaps, Tooth Washes, Hair, Nail, Clothe and Tooth Brushes, of all descrip tions, Extracts for the Handkerchief, Colo, gnes, Ambrosia for the Hair, and many other articles too tedious to mention Ladies and Gents Port Monnaes, of every 'description. —A LS 0— All the most popular Patent Medicines NOW IN USE, SUCH AS Ayre's Sarsaparilla, Jayne's Alterative, Ex pectorant, and Vermifuge, Jayne's Pills and Carminitive Balsam, &c., Hostetter's Bitters, Hoffialat's German Bitters, Swaim's Panacea, Worm Confections, Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, and in fact all the most reliable Patent medicines now in use. Frtsh Coal Oil constantly on hand. A fine assortment of Coal Oil Lamps, Shades Chim neys, &c. Also, articles of nourishment for the sick, such as Corn Starch, Farina, Arrow Root, Tapioca; Sic. Spices of all kinds,Cloves, Cinnemon, All spice, Mace, Black Ppper, African Cayanne Pepper, French Mustaid, &c. Chemical Food, Citrate of Magnesia, Feed ing Cups for the Sick, Breast Pumps, Nipple Shields, Nursing Bottles, Sell-injecting Sy ringes, Flavoring Extracts for cooking, &c. Golden Carp, or Gold Fish with Founts, also Aquariums. Arrangements have also been made with one of the best Aviarys in the State,to furnish Canary and Mocking Birds,&c. A lot of Family Dye colors, of every shade. Fresh and reliable Garden Seeds. A large assortment of Books and Stationary, Everything in the Stationary way, such as Pens, Inks, Note, Tissue, Blotting and other kinds of Paper, Envelopes, Clarified and other Quills, Scented Gloves for the wardrdbe, and an endless variety of fancy and useful articles, usually found at such establishments, but any article not on band will be ordered at once. A new kind of playing cards, called "Union Cards," having Stars, Flags and Crests instead of Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts, &c. The Face cards are Goddesses, Colonels, instead of the Queens, Kings and Jacks. This is a beauti ful and patriotic substitute for the foreign em blems and should be universally preferred. School Books, Copy Books, Slates and the School Stationary generall3 , and Bibles, &c. alWays on hand. ICP Subscriptions for-all the Magazines, Il lustrated and Mammoth Weeklies received. Sheet Music of all kinds will bet ordered with promptness anu dispatch. Having secured the services of Mr. CHAS. H. Barrrox, an experienced and competent Pharmaceutist who will attend to carefully compounding with accuracy and dispatch, at all hours. The Doctor himself can be consul ted at the store, unless elsewhere professionally engaged. Being very thankful to the public for the past patronage bestowed upon him, will try and endeavor to please all who may give him a call. F. HINKLE, D. Marietta, February 4, 1865-tf. A RCANA WATCH. --x D,i) ipb6ll)_in anatel)e3. The cases of this Watch are an entirely new invention, composed of six different metals combined, railed together and planished, pro ducing an exact imitation of 18 carat gold, called Arcana, which will always keep its color.—They are as beautiful as solid gold, apd are afforded at one-eighth the cost. The case is beautifully designed with Panel and shield for name, with Patent Push Pin, and engraved in the exact style of the celebrated Gold Hunting Levers, and are really hand some and desirable, and so exact an imitation of gold as to defy detection. The movement is manufactured by the well known St. Jimer Watch Company of Europe, and are superbly finished, having engraved pallets, fancy carved bridges, adjusting regulator, with gold balance and the improved jewelled action, with line dial and skeleton hands, and is warranted a good time keeper. These Watches are of three different sizes, the smallest being for Ladies, and are all Hunting Cases. A case of six will be sent by Mail or Express for $125.00. A single one sent in a handsome Morocco Case for $25.00; will readily sell for three times their ccst. We are sole agents' for this watch in the United States, and none are genuine which do not bear our Trade mark. Address GIRARD W. DEVAUGH k CO. , 3mos. Importers, 15 Maiden Lane,N. Y. ALEXANDER LYNDSAY, Fashionable Boot and Shoe Manufacturer, MARKET STREET, MARIETTA, PENN. Would most respectfully inform the citizens of this Borough and neighborhood that he bas the largest assortment of City made work in his line of business in this Borough, and be ing a practical BOOT AND SHOE MAKER himself,is enablea to select with more judgment than those who are not. He continues to man ufacture in the very best manner everything in the BOOT AND SHOE LINE, which he will warrant for neatness and good fit. 3I Call and examine his stock before pur haat ng elsewhere. OWARD ASSOCIATION, PHILADELPHIA, PA, iseases of the Nervous, Seminal, Urinary and Sexual Systems—new and reliable treat ment—in rteports of the Howaid Association. Sent by mail in sealed letter envelopes, free of charge. Addies§, DR. J. Sxximxri HOUGH TON, Howard Association, No. 2 South Ninth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. DR. J. Z. HOFFER, DENTIST, OF THE BALTIMORE COLLEGE 4 011.11/Ii OF DENTAL SURGERY, LATE OF HARRISBURG. O - FFICE:—Frout street, next door to R. Williams' Drug Store, between Locus end Walnut streets, Columbia. D ANIEL G, BAKER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, LANCASTER, PA OFFICE':—No. 24 NORTH DUKE STREET opposite the Court House, where he will at n d to the practice of his profession in all ite varioue branches. „1 . 1 Otpttikitt rousglhauia Nang far f Nomt (firtle. MARIETTA, SATURDAY MORNING, JUNE 10, 1865. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY MORNING, AT ONE DOLLAR AND A HALF A YEAR, PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Office in " LINDSAY'S BUILDING," second floor, on Elbow Lane, between the Post Office corner and Front street, Marietta, Lancaster County, Penn'a, Single Copies, wife, or without Wrappers, . FOUR CENTS_ ADVERTISING RATES : One square (10 lines, or lees) 75 cents for the first insertion and One Dollar and-a-half for 3 insertions. Pro fessional and Business car ds, of six lines or less at $5 per annum. Notices in the reading col umns, ten cents a-line. Marriages and Deaths, the simple announcement, FREE ; but for any additional lines, ten cents a line. A liberal deduction made to . yearly s nd hal yearly advertisers. Haying just added a " NEWBURY MOUN TAIN JOBBER PRESS," together with a large assortment of new Job and Card type, Cuts, Borders, &c., &c., to the Job Office of "THE MA sr ETTIAN," which will insure the fne and speedy execution of all kinds of Jos & CARD PRINTING, from the smallest Care, to the LARGEST POSTER, at reasonable prices. Xtbtr a-lin,4 "Life and all its tasks are hurd,"— Never mind ! "Rarely bringing the reward ;" Never mind ! When those tasks are overcome, For your rest a heavenly home Is assigned. "Yearly youth's warm feelings wane"— Never mind "Never to be felt again I" Never mind ! When you have but reached your home, All the warmest are to come, • You will find. "Barren wastes my vision greet,"— Never mind ! "And the past was flowery sweet ;" Never mind ! Though just here the land is poor, Brighter Edens lie before, Than behind. "Thorns the path have overgrown,"— Never mind ! "And I fall o'er many a stone ;" Never mind ! If you can but stumble home, All your sore wounds wearisome, He will bind. "From my side my loved ones slip ;" Never mind "I would fain sit down and weep ;" Never mind ! They have only hastened on ; Do not, then, their loss to moan, Stay behind. • "Through yon dark stream I must go ;" Never mind ! "'Tis a fearful thing to do;" Never mind ! When you are but safe at home, It was worth your while to come, You will find. gar Some few years ago there was a notary public in WashingtOn, an old and highly-respected gentleman, who had held his office through all the polit ical twistings and turnings of our capi tal for nearly twenty years. A young friend was in his office one day, and while sitting by the table •picked up a small, old, leather covered book which, upon being opened, pioved to be "Tbad us of Warsaw." He casually remark ed to Mr. Smith, the notary : "I see you have a copy of Thaddeus of Warsaw here." - "Thaddeus of Warsaw l" Was the re ply. "What do you mean 2" "Why, this is a copy of it." "Thaddeus df 'Warsaw !" exclaimed the old gentleman. He snatched the book, gave one glance at it, and then cried out, "For twenty years I have been swearing people on that book, thinking it was a Bible ! All those oaths ain't worth the paper they are written on !" That very day he patronized the Bible Society Agency, and got a finely-bound copy, which could by no possibility be mistaken for a novel. Cr Mr. Garnett Ronson, of Little Corby, England, shot an extraordinary match, for a wager, lately. The wager was that he was to fire at and hit .nine out of ten oranges thrown up in the air. The conditions were that the gun and oranges should be laid upon the ground, and the shooter had, at each shot . , to pick up an orange, throw it up, stoop for his gun and fire at the orange in its descent. Mr. Ronson notonly succeed ed in winning the wager, but hit eleven oranges in succession. Deaths of English Kings and Queens William the Conqueror died from enormous fat, from drink, and from the violence of his passions. William Rufus died the death of the poor stags that he had hunted. Henry the first died of gluttony. Henry the Second died of a broken heart occasioned by the bad conduct of his children. Richard Cceur de Lion died like the animal from which his heart was named by an arrow from an archer. John died, nobody knows how, but it is said of chagrin, which we suppose is another term for a dose of heyebore. - Henry the Third is said to have died a natural death. Edward the First is likewise said to have died of a "natural sickness" a sick ness which it would puzzle all the col lege of physicians to denominate. Edward the Second was most barbar ously and indecently murdered by ruffi ans employed by his owu mother and her paramour. Edward the Third died of dotage, and Richard the Second of starvation, the very reverse of George the Fourth. Henry the Fourth is said to have died "of fits caused by uneasiness," and un easiness in palaces in those times was a very common complaint. Henry e the Fifth is said to have died "of a painful affliction, prematurely I' This is a courtly phrase for getting rid of a king. Henry the Sixth died in prison, by means known then only to his jailor, and known only to Heaven. Edward. the Fifth was strangled in the tower by his uncle, Richard the Third. Richard the Third was killed in battle Henry the Seventh wasted away as a miser ought to, and Henry the Eighth died of carbuncles, fat and fury, while Edward the Sixth died of a decline. Queen Mary is said to have died of "a broken heart," whereas she died of a surfeit, from eating too much of black puddings. Old Queen Bees is said to have died of melancholy, from having sacrificed Essex to his enemies—her private char acter not being above suspicion. James• the First died of drinking, and of the effects of a nameless vice. Charles the First died a righteous death on the scaffold, and .Charles the Second died suddenly, it is said of apo plexy. William the Third died from consump tive habits of body, and from the stumb ling of his horse. Queen Anne died from her attach ment to "strong water," or, in other words, from drunkeness, which the phy sicians politely called dropsy. George the First died of drunkeness, which his physicians as politely called an apoplectic fit. George the Second died of a rupture of the heart, which the periodicals of that day termed a visitation of God. It is the only instance in which God ev er touched his heart. George the Third died as he had lived —a madman. Throughout life he was at least a consistent monarch. George the Fourth died of gluttony and drunkenness. William the Fourth died amidst the sympathies of his subjects.—The Crisis. HOW BODIES ARE EMBATATFD.—By = 4/ . balming, people generally are apt to im agine that the modern process consists of saturating, filling and surrounding the dead body with spices. gums, and other indestructible and preservative substan ces, and is understood to have• been the process practised by the ancients. Such however, is not the case. The modern process is about as follows : The blood is drawn off through the juglar vein. An incision is then made upon the inside of the thigh, through which a chemical liquid, is injected by mechanical means. This liquid permeates all the veins and arteries taking the place before occupi ed by the blood, .and in a short time ren ders the entire body as hard as stone, and as rigid as a statue. A portion of the scalp is removed and the brain scooped out. The chest is opened, and the heart, lungs and viscera are abstrac ted. When the process is completed, the body is reduced to a mere . empty shell, having only the outward semblance of the departed individual. How long a body thus prepared, will remain un changed we cannot say. The process has only been emplo o yed for a few years —since the war commenced, we believe —so that time sufiicient has not elapsed to teat the indestructability of bodies thus prepared. Vermont Anecdotes. . The late Rev. Zeb Twitchell was the most noted Methodist minister in Ver mont for shrewd, queer and laughable sayings. In the pulpit he maintained a suitable gravity of manner and expres sion, but out of the pulpit he over-flow ed with fun. Occasionally he would, if emergency seemed to require, introduce something queer into the sermon for the sake of arousing the flagging attention of his hearers. It was he who originated the great mosquitoes. Seeing that hie au dience was getting sleepy, he paused in his discourse and digressed as follows; "Brethren, you hovel, any idea of the sufferings of our missionaries in the new settlements on account of the mosqui toes. The mosquitoes in some of these regions are enormous. A great many of them will weigh a pound, and they will get upon the logs and bark when the missionaries are going along." By this time all eyes and ears were wide open, and he proceeded to finish his dis course. The next day one of his heareri called him to account for telling lies in the pulpit. There never was a mosqui to that would weigh a pound. "But I didn't say one of them would weigh a pound; I said a great many of them would weigh a pound." "But you said they barked at the missionaries." "No, no, brother. I said they would get on the logs and bark. if there was bajk on the logs they couldn'tget on the logs without getting on the bark." Mr. Twitchell was a very skillful mu sician, and excelled as a violinist. Be fore he entered the ministry his services were in great demand at balls, and were always abundantly recompensed, After he had preached awhile on a very small salary, and that not paid without much vexatious delay ; his clothing began to be too dilapidated to appear respectable. He called on the stewards for money, but tiny neglected to furnish it. At last he.called the attention of the con gregation to the matter by a few remarks on the subject. "Brethren, this was a very nice coat when I got it, but you see it is getting thin and threadbare. I fiddled this coat on to my back, and if I don't get some of my dues for preach ing pretty soon, I shall fiddle another one on." The money was forthcoming before many days. When Mr. Twitchell was presiding elder on the "Springfield district," two brothers were among the circuit preach ers. To one of them he said, "George, you can preach a great deal better than Charles, but you will never be as popu lar a preacher as he."—"Why not ?" "Because you cannot say •how do you do ?' so prettily." There was once associated with Mr. Twitchell, as his colleague, on a large circuit, a young minister who bas since become a somewhat prominent man in the Methodist denomination. They were passinga certain tivern.in Barnard, when Mr. Twitchell said to his associate in a confidential manner, "Brother 8., the last time I lodged in that tavern I slept with the landlord's wife." "What did you say "I" inquired Mr. 8., hardly daring to believe his own ears. "I said that the last time I lodged in that house I slept with the landlord's wife." There could be no mistake, and the young minister's heart was sorely griev. ed at the delinquency of a man whom he had regarded with so much respect. He pursued his way in silence and soon left Mr. Twitchell and went to his own house. But his sense of duty gave him no rest, and in a day or two he went to see Mr. Twitchell on the subject. "I have come to see you,. brother Twitchell," said be, "about that affair at the tavern." "Why, what is the trouble ?" "Trouble enough I should think there would be, for your conscience," said Mr. "I don't think there was anything wrong about it." "Well, I do think there Was a great wrong." "I've talked with the woman about it since I saw you, and she doesn't think it was wrong." "Well, I shall expose you ; I am not going to bide your wickedness. I shall go right off and tell the official members, and have you stopped from preaching ;" and the excited young man was hurrying away, to put the threat in execution when Mr, Twitchell called after hi.. . "Hold on a minute brother B. If •on must expose me you must, but Cher: is one circumstance that perhapsi o • ght to mention, that may be some ex use foi me. At the time I spoke of I yet the tavern myself !" VOL. XI.--NO. 41. A Touch of Petroleum. Close to the lands of the Centre Oil Company there lives an old chap worth a mint, ignorant, of course, dumb luck has made him rich. His household pets Consist of a terrier dog and stupid daugh ter, both of whom engage his attention. The former provided for, he determined to "accomplish" his daughter. To this end he went to the city. He bought a piano, a harp, and a guitar, and a car load of music books, and so forth, wind ing np his business by engaging a first class intellectual and music tutor, with all of which he started for the "region." The documents were of course soon ar ranged for business. The tutor set to work and toiled like a Trojan, but with no success. Despairing of ultimate tri umph, he went to the oil king and made a clean breast of it. "Why, what the world's the matter?" sslted the father. "Well," (insured the tutor; "Kitty has a piano, amguitar, and harp, and music, and books, and all that, but she wants capacity—that's all." "Well, by the Lord, Harry," cried the oil king, "if that's all just buy it. I've got the stuff, and if money will get it she shall have capacity or anything else." How TO GROW THIN.-A gentleman named J. W. Towner, of Putnam coun ty, N. Y., has been writing to the Car mel Free Press how be reduced his weight from 320 pounds to 214 pounds, and is still getting lighter. He says he had seen a statement in the papers that eating nothing but meat would reduce a person's flesh.* At first he thought it a humbug, but then the thought occurring to him that all animals which ate noth ing but flesh were fall of muscle and not of meat, be determined to try it. The result was as stated above. He com menced his diet by rejecting bread, bat ter, cheese, potatoes, milk, tea, coffee, sugar, &c., in short, everything that has sugar and starch, and ate all kinds of flesh, fish, and fowl, that the family made use of; also such fruits and vegetables as were without starch. He says his health and strength are very much im proved ; also, that after he had got set. tled on his diet he has never been bun gr-y as he used to be with a gnawing sensation at the stomach, and hie food always relishes. He has been trying this experiment for something over a year past, Tus SPONGE BUSINESS.—The sponge business has become a prominent de partment of industry. It is almost en tirely the growth of the last twenty years, and nets annually about $20,000. The sponge is fished and raked from the sandy bottom of the ocean, at the depth of twenty, forty, or sixty feet. It belongs to a very low order of animal life, organ ization hardly being detected. When first taken from the water it is black, and becomes exceedingly offensive from decomposition, It is so poisonous is this condition that it almost blisters the flesh it happens to touch. The firstpro cess is to bury it in the sand, where it remains for two or three weeks, in which time the gelatinous animal matter is ab sorbed and destroyed by the insects that swarm in the sand. After being clean ed, it is compressed and packed in bales like cotton. The sponge has been ap plied to a variety of new purposes, and within the past few years has quadrupled in value. ar I am afraid dimerigan mothers will laugh when I say that the mothers of England are very particular not to allow their children, before they are able to walk, to sit much on the carpet, as it is a posture unfavorable to erectness and fullness of figure. They are, there. fore, taught with special pains to roll on the carpet, and to lie on the stomach all of which has a tendency to secure a perpendicular. spinal column and a broad, full chest. - sir A plain Old clergyman was once applied to by a young man for advice on a very important matter. He asked which of two sisters he had best pay his addressees to. One was very lovely in her disposition, but not a professor of religion. The other was a professing Christian, but very ill-tempered, "Mar ry the good tempered one, by all means," said the old gentleman. "The Spirit of God can live where you can't." Two•contnties ago not one in a hundred wore stockings. Fifty years ago.not one boy in a thousand 'was al lowed to run'at- large at night. Fifty years ago not one girl in a thousand made a, waiting maid of her mother. Wonderful improvement in this wonder fulage.