BY FRED'K. L. BAKER PUBLISIIED WEEKLY 44 4akes' , ONE DOLLAR AND I RALF I YEAR, PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. ce in "Ornirs Row," on Front st eet,flve doors East of Flan is Hotel... ogle Copies, with, or without Whippers, FOUR GENTS_ DVESTISING RATES • One ism ire (10 as, or less) 75 cents for the first insertion and e Dollar and-a-half for 3 'insettions. Pro tonal and Business clods, of six linc, s or less $5 per aanum. Notices in the reading coi ns, five cents a-line. Marriages and Deaths, simple announcement, ritxxibui. ,or any .iitional lines ; five cents a liberal deduction madeyearlind half .4, . ly advertisers. aving just added a " NEWBURY bloom s Jona ett.Pacss,”,,,c9khAwith a large .rtment tilt. et type, Cuts, ders, &c., tfttie ,Top Ofi n of !I'HE nrarria rr',” fastire the'f neand • edy e'xecution ofial4riadi3 °flop & Casio BINDING, front.. tpe _malted Card. to the BCEST POSTER / at reasonable: priegji • Ittol.p . 'llit..at . 'olt - t4 tricots. ,w goes the money sure it lar;q, hard‘io goes. for' ictfeei, ' or braid' and hatter',.bohl andtrates, ats,e,ap4 artil'etirpetil hoops hi3ll4lQtraL"' nd :the We the daroder‘goesl. .gooslthe.moneyt?, on't e4itiltrelay is lovvtti6e = way'?' t, goes foe's:ollll43' Oeifefide" 1.1.1 /1; e.!!i , it • • Ives for bondets, cost s to 'capes.' itf I basis, ribbgnqjg ri l FITIOlsr1410:10WP— nd that's the wey„th,e„rnettey goes I ‘ 4 . _ ,it ow goes the money': . blare, ish the many ways warelewets; goes tor wages, fixes, oes for presents, goes) fop: tots, r printg, pomade and" gall tib rose— . d that's the way the mouey goes:l, ow goes the money I . l`f Of*, ye scarce began to mention:bow : 'goes for laces, feathers, i riug:!, - !, ovs, dolls, and other baby things: hips, whistles, candies, belle arid bews nd that's the way the tnoneytgoes4 low goes the money? Conte'e know it didn't go for rnm ; t goes for school and. Sabbath chimes, t goes for charity, somotime,, or missions and such things as those nd that's the way the . money goes ! •ow goes the modey ? There, 'in out of patience,. I declare.; t goes for plays and diamond pins, or public alms and private sins, or hollow shams' and silly shows— ad that's the viaftlii'Money goes ! AN UNKno•TnArt.- 2 -When I used to end store at the "Regulator," in Syra use, the old man came round one lay, •nd says he, "Boys, the one that sells be most 'twist now and ChriStnias, gets vest pattern as a present." Maybe we didn't, work for that vest .attern. I tell ,you there were some all stories told inpraise of goods just • • bout that time ; but the tallest talker, nd the one that had mo'ie th'an ny of us, was a certain - JOnak . Squires, • ho roomed with me.. lie could talk a s altar out of a man's pock** when a Ilan intended to spend but sixpence ; •nd the women—Lord blei:a. Yoh—they int handed over their pocket-book to him, and let him lay'out 'what be liked for them. One night Jonah woke.iip with, "By Josh, bid 'fellow, if you' think iti ( at er's got any cotton in it I'll bring down the sheep it was cut from, and make him swear to his own , wool! ' Twon't wear out, either—wore a 'pa r k of 'emits itifti kind 'o staff myself for 'llO Aa'rk,' and they're as good now in when I first put 'em on ! Take it thirty :and I'll say you don't ovte 'me 'anything.• l Eh I too dear ? Well, 'Call' it :twenty eight cents. What d'ye say ? Shall I tear it? All right—Ws a tiergaln." I could feel Jonah's hen& playing about the bed,clothes fog: etielpstiO, then rip I tear t I went something or other, and hid 'My head under the blankets, perfectir, .convulsed , with laughter, and sure thnt - Jonah had torn the sheet from ioitC o l ll. 9itgin• Wheir" . V4 woke up next morniagr'ljorind—alasl' unkiudest tear of all-4-,ilialthiii,back of my night-shirt was split from tail to col .. lar-hand 4lF t r Au exceedingly • modest` tyonns. lady desiring a leg ot ohlohop *C.thpi. table, said, "I'll take the part that ought to be dressed yin ;41/' nice ,yearig , gentleman who satsopptleit immediately said : "I'll take the part which ought to wear the bustle 1" . . 11. ~ fl. , • . . : - . . . : i • .. . . •.‘ .. .••••• tm.. , t '' P ' . r 1 • ._ • , From f' The Crystal, Gem." Published, by the seholare.of the Marietta High School.' Never Despair• No, never. despairl these , worAti., should ever. be in our minds. "\awl; we have a haid lessen to. learcii.,,m• a hard task to performand-are about-to lay down our bociks or throw aside - our task in hopeless despair, let ti:tlien . bilar in amid these tWO'sithple Words; "'&e'V er,l2eljalr,"' Then will the star 'of hope mu e brighter and we will . go about our; task ivithreae well (!lipi 010til wealifte . ' accomplished it. What if our . am soldiers when going into battl Od give up all hope and yield, to despair ! how then could t our ; battles, ,bel tought -and our victories be, won ! What if dar leather should b4C.ome tired 'dud -Sib cuurageti..with,hia school ttud , leake it ; whatwouldbecottie Of us? „_Without any schoolingl fear Ave would grow ,:up to tie.fery ighoratie . 4itibers Of SO'cite,y. Suppose the sailors, when' their :ship is tossed to and fro upon the boisterdus waves, should abandon hope and not try to save the vessel; how .macy,'llve,s would be lost. .Bat we seldom .hear ..of , sailors being ve ry easily .disconiagad„. they generally struggle against despair and they labor until all hope ii'iain and Pie.F,4e that no , eartblY;Pnw.er,ca. ll -sfive them. 'rhea schoolincite - s4when:we'have a hard Is!ioil tolnaru,,let:4bd liite"the sailor and never give' up until, evev P9501;A lita4o. ll o l , l ?eStliiii. to gain the point at which we aim ; thetoit , will be enough to gotdour„tqapher for .40A. , • 1 - • ' ,AblY. i 1 MIN USELESS YOUNG LADIES :-A c,.oterrip • k 4o){ .; orary seriously spoaks of, that eery large class of useless young ladiee whose glory is being above usefulemptoyment : rhe tiumber of idle, useless girls Id all our large cities seems to be steadily increasing. They .Inui3ge or , asleep through their moroingS, parade the streets during the afternoon; and assem ble in frivolous comp Any of their own and the other sex to pass away their evenings. What a store of unhappiness for theMselves'and others are they Isty ing up, for. the corniog time, 'when real duties and high responsibilities shall be thoughtlessly ass:Alined. 'Chet' are skill ed,fti no ° noinestie, kay; they 'de spise theirs ,‘ they have- , rid , heibit-of in dustry nor taste for the. useful. What will they be as wives W and mothers ? Alas. for the husbands and children 1 alas for themselves"! Wtio can ardnder domestic unhappinehs and domestic, ruin follows ?" or The Honesdale , (Pa.,) , can says :- 7 "Upon the onanization the 141st Pennsylvania., !a resident !of Hawley ,enlisted in Company G, Captain Muinford, and went with the company to Virginia. At the battle' of Chalicie., lorsville he was reported killed, and 'a comrade sent, as ha supposed, a pocliet) book and a lock of his hair to the dier's wife, On such evidenCe she garded him as dead, and some two months ago Married again: Among t a prison,ers who were recently relea d from Georgia prisons was . the suppos d dead. husband. Upon-his,arrival syt A napolis he immediately obtained f a fur lough and started to . sae t his family. Our readers . can imagine his surpriSO'ut findirk . his wife married again, and heti at behOlding, as ihe siipposed, herdiad husband. This-wau canape many, curi ous scenes to, be enacted " - 1 14 r Buffalo EaMss given the`_d~e cisionof a junk* in that city-who went ibm his kli4Omithing shop to • ,:tlAs bench, and who lays down "iroi-plated" • law". 'The ilusfiCe made a a case before him, and the, Itiviyet:;ilkaincit whose side, -the decision was„ , ;asked, where Snob law was to bit'fguid• received froM the bench - the -following !`trhave no for , if, it as the opinion of the';cotirt, based` upon common sense. • I am 1 20 JaW:Yer.. I never:reed Olaw booklo my life, :end I never will, for the reason thot I see,Sm many fools who have read , law that dare not venture the! egper,iment: 4 , gir In Turkey, wheneyer a ',businego,l man is,convicted of ,telling lie, his' house is painted black, to remain so for a month. We fear black woul4be Prevailing , .color if that law Was ir'foreo in this country. sir A. gentleman who, recently .trav,,,, eked pyer . a Westerns mtipOad; debleres" his opinion that it is, thee safest the colintfy,, neithe , superintendent k t eeps a boyelvahasctof the train tp drive off the cows and sheep ! s„it 46tptiotrit VamsAattia`Aiffurnat a fur tht 11APIETTA -SATURDAY MORNIK - : . . ~ • . : • • 8 5,, "The Papal' Don''t A. feW evenings since, a ,i)tr. Slocas. was reading an.aCcount of a drpadful ac cident at a fact9iy, at L l —, and wiiich the editoi had descrihed i in ,a great many ; "I declare, wife,.thate was an awftit':4c -cidentt 'iSir7L}2lo 1311111 . . _ e,'Wlhat;islit9tiboVt ' 7 , 111414,eadl the ieceennt;;lvife;'qintl all iibmat lt."! :••• ,2; dtti.bdgtip to clad.: If OPM IB LIT aitat at,lncorires otrrifthelehAholiitid fubdtitytovecotiPthe.iietirlietilaislbf 4 iin liceidegt4that ocenthkdat thelbwei in this village, yesterday afternifail,by i which a , 119q191:b13ing,iq': th e • prise,* of Air h" , B 4 k 4 r 4e4 • cf?I,..t..4%IAPIPLIP"DfrOm ,whiehr ; as , tha imrpor i tal : =,sheltespeare says,.David :Jnpes, a Ivorlynan,, who: ba,c4 t•nt a , few superiors, ,was super t intend,ing_pne of the large drums,, wonder if 'twee :a snare drum, such , the ir segers heve,'? said Mrs. Siocum,) , when he•became en tanglet& His the idriirn, and' finally titeivhol'e• 6'60 'was wfilrled'ofir 'the' shaft 'at n3ile'rfei• Jake'. When iris sitnatien 4 Wa"digh l ovhied" ; had reVolbeii With - "ltnietisit' `veifonfq about. fifteen minutes, his headandlirabs ' A -r. , tyl Arcking beach a;doet: blowAt : rdvOlution , . ; (n Poor foilt4i; ho .§.ad5 1 .1 Mrs- `!, t )l la W till f,al maehineyyallaatltgen,.-stoti- P.lY.. ( ki.vtiMir ndr.l.lls.te,,MAlJ 40048 1, LarlinS and legs were maeatiktfariateijellysii c"Well, didn't hinl-1" asked 811r.re hi ;IriliffiagiteititeAtt ) I tfa i cerebellum, iti"EBhtiAd`'Diiiksefif'4grg scattered, about . the; floor pmin,A,o,rtlahe Krates ) of eternity, had opened opowhiro ; Here Mr. Slocurp.,pauvAltrovi,p,elbil i pectztfe se]/,adthqp..on portunity to I.)rs9tte n . , question : ("Was theman ) :0124 know.; havnzt . ootoo, •that plane, yet:; 'you'll •knosv when live finish= ed,th rs ..t,i ec ii . i. ' •••• ( Add rdr. 8?-continfeed - It4;ivis evident, When the fermWeS taken `down, t4tit,'"it'Ws 'no longer; etutnted by the:immortal spirit —that the. vital spark was extinct. "Was the mau , killed.! 'tcrhat's what I want . to know," - said Mrs: St ' "' o haven littleiAttiettce'," Sad lir. Slocimi,eyeing,. his better„hUlf over his spectacles,. -..”lpresurrie ,we shall come upon it ME ( And he-Went on tdisding":T Casuality tias cast a' g100m44 - .11 ,! W• , - over our y4)ag9, and will-prove,a'warningto,aA'persupa...who are called-upon to, regulate the,p,owerful mach'inery-of our milk' >. 4. • •' "Vow,' said Mil. Slootin-tre'te:eivini that the aarriltiv'e was ended, '4i9;a - 1 - ehpuld like tp . know,whither abe t mau was killed 0n.n0t.7 Mr. Slocum lo oke d—puzzled He Wretched heed, seratinized'the tirti 61e had he'eh perusing; 'add 'iciOlf careful survey of the paper ."I declare, ego," be, said'', .% ) ie ..puFi oue,.hut;really theipaper deal, say:" , Youn Young "Y froin.the rural districts, lately, entered a city. railroad oar. Prhtty:soon the con ductor approached her and said': 'Your faie, MiSs.'i She blushed and looked confused, hut said nothing. The eondictor, was rath er astonished at this, but ventured9te mark once more : =IS "Yotir fait, 'nits ti n& the pink on he eSteli deepenall to. carnation, as the rustic beauty, rePlied;,y . , ;, " Well, if I ant good lookin,' youliadn't ought-ter say it. ought land afore folks?! The passehgers'in•the oar roared-with laughter,, and her lover at once settled the fare. WA' Wag - tried to ilitioy • a • popular preacher by :Uellink: . #l,l::'wl4l,l4ur, the fatted calf of the parable was Life or female: `"Female tis be 'Mire," ivaertbe reply,""fbr I ear, "tbe Mite," looking queatiorMYfull. in the, feOU, "yet t4e.,lle4iNefgre rue" 15 An lia . ckrtliivei been di4d,oveselje.7. - He is fio lie killed and attoe,k i *44144 Museum '. , NeW "recentlyfine4 , --117, -- - • c aro, ,rtiekl9"-oft f9l' • t a..., t:, e ment th;, hug rea— d ,:st,eartain.M9llllllll:l: . EPLEMI 1eir:LawY9r.04,1 24 10. 1111, ; arkt. like ,turn : pike gates,—opened for pay. 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BEHIND TUE .a.oa.— Cooe Vermont l acorn tells a g d ooa story off an nnocent old lady, w tP 1.1 4(d t on a railroad,"_who a assenger on one of be :Nl' eVimMilwrailtomulsritbostinallof airecAnt. l collisipp, ,whpoaetneigh) collided43gitihJa,passeuger traidw dmatdAT ipg one , ,ofbthpicazs, killing seteraliTrspas, Bangers, and urieetting itliitiga , gpnerallym As soon as he: eouldtepover his spatter- Vviatqa LL settsh Veil% 'v'etie'ralYlWddnid;lgOil'llj 1,144 Idifealy tub ear Otte4 ipassengers Au: )r.t l. , terra firma,) with a very placid expres -8493 goun.tfnaPCP,..l3o*tlistutd in hp had iptasipla.-Partiplettt-tsumaiee4 OltloNcer.l l l9 TtteaAwiatT hOrs ttandlapx and Roadie : 13PilTgone•-:unpere-i moniously down the passage way ilttAmN you hurt?"'—inquired"the conductor. fr fl:nrel r ishf?''daidtiioolfi t iacik` havejudt 'hi'3On• traitiiilb litidbi*agAgeig me dWp:k t4eMgyfyotAl/- W ON , q t °PPg d 44 114 ' I lir =ENE =MEE Th' 1/ e W., reng Demijohn; ,1) -e4 l hct the ni Sit'S , , iAtq' Witt , closet, 'bob.* eti tied hri d b(hdi§td'eo it from rh t 'ith4 I%t i 864 1( eilt nitin g- side bt 'Bidet twW , 04 . th 4W " b lbETadt "t slit•o`ther 11ECe, the clot Cas)iidtiei3 bioitiderlitib'EilS 'the; wild iinS l hem gi) fink" "lint dietb? oflirdtlaS? inifftgiis iherVere WA 4 dolt"' ifriScitoileclk(tatit'; one din Old tiv h ift Die If? watifillififfO be drawn forth on few, antlirneeivlngs . • I.FOL•PAl:R=Wh.#l 3 .tftlet - YO,Re i il,i.Y l dl,lg9l T ttjcijimi fiff s ,4g . fi gi v tr ,E.P,0,19 0 9! 1 ,0i9 1 21 3 PPAP , AS uI i II iPPIPII I I,%44a 9 IIIPIVof4k4t dark races, einft9#l.44 PY.9.9 1 491gt 1,) 1 1 -F br I lute, :g , Aping gR 9 d (I,i l t, Po9 it in lo 4gikift 4 .:, a ll4ffeAtvag f ,t , stream Irrigatas all its .lees and sprin 10!s)fr3§1 Anitit frPlytelY. iba4,4 l D ina, !gibe lOJEtivi34 l BD o if :°/ f e 0 4 1 ( 191i144 1 , 18 4,9Pit.9,W44,,daX1i1rPs ”U!]l.-,1)?1 ) ,; w iA% dfßi.j°ll9:,;r4AiAthnifliPt each other ce 7 tipttily,l„sn,Kuragv 4 l.4o consoled-each-other...with-the-good that. 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