BY FRED'K L. BAKER.
PUTNAM CLOTHES-WAIDIPER.
It is the only reliable self-Adjustitig Wring
er. No wood-work to swell of split. No
thumb-screws to get out of order. .
Warranted with or with-out Cog• Wheeti-
It took the First Premium at Fifty-seven
State and County Fairs in 1863, and is, with
out an exception, the bet Wringer ever made.
Patented in the United Staten; England,
Canada, and Australia. Agents wanted in
every town.
Energetic agents can make from 3 to 10
Dollars per day.
No. 2. $6.50 No. 1. $7.50. No. F. $8.50,
No. A. $9.50. i
Sample Wringer sent and express paid on
receipt of price.
Manufactured and sold, wholesale and m
ail, by the
PUTNAM MANUFACTURING CO.,
No. 13 Platt Street,. New York, and Cleve
land, Ohio.
S. C. NORTHROP; Agent
WHAT EWERYBODY'KNOWS, viz
That Iron well galvanized wilt not rust;
That a simple machine is better than a comps
pliCated one;
That a Wringer should be self-adjusting,
durable, and efficient;
That Thumts.Serewi, and Fastenings cause
delay and trouble to regulateand keep in order;
That wood soaked in hot water will' swell,
shrink and split;
That wood bearings for the shaft to run in
will wear out;
That the Putnam Wringer, with"or without
cog-wheels, will not tear the clothes;,
That cog-wheel regulators are essential ;
That the Putnam Wringer has all the ad
vantages, and not one of the disadvantages
above named ;
That all who have tested it, pronounce it
the best Wringer ever made; :
That it will wring anything from a thread
tp a b. 41 pat without alteration;
We might fill the. paper with testimonials,
but insert only a few to convince the skepti
cal, if such there be ; and we Nay to all, test
Putnam's Wringer.
Test itthoroughty with . any and ALL pilfers,
and if not entirely satisfactory, return it.
Putnam Manufacturing Co:
ti ENT LEM EN : / know from practical experi
ence that iron well galvanized with zinc u.ittrug
oxidize ar rust one particle. The Putnain
Wringer is as vicar perfect as possiblei'and
eau cheerfully recommend itto-bedite•best insure.
Respectfully yours.
JNO. VP. WAEELER.
Cleveland, Ohio.
Many years' experience in the galvanizing
business enable me to indorse the abovfatite- -
meats in all particulars.
JNO. C. LEFFF.RTS 7
No. 100 tieekmann Street.
New York, January, 18d4:
We have tested Putnam's ,Clothes Wringer
by practical wiaking, and know that it will
do. It is cheap ; it is simple ; it requires no
room, whether at work or at rest; a child can
operate it it does its duty thoroughly •it
saves time and it saves wear and tear. We
earnestly advise all who have much washing
to do, with all intelligent persons who have
any, to buy this Wringer. li will pay - for it
self in a year at most. , .
Hox. HORACE GREELY.
14ay 28, 18134,6m.1
SUPPLEE & PIRO,
IRON AND BRASS
FOUNDERS
And General Machinists, Second street,
Below Union, Columbia, Pa. •
They are prepared to make all kinds of Iron
Castings for Rolling Mills and Blast Furnaces,
Pipes, for Steam, Water and Gas; Columns,
Fronts, Cellar Coots, Weights, &c., for Bull
dings, and castings of every description ;
STEAM ENGINES, AND BOILERS,
• IN THE HOST MODERN AND IMPROVED
Manner • Pumps, Brick, Presses, Shafting and
Pulleys, Gearing, Taps, Dies, Machinery
for Mining and Tanning ; Brass. Bearinge,
Steam & Blast Gauges, Lubricatorsi Oil Cocks,
Valves for Steam, Gas, and Water ; ; Brass Fit
tings in all their variety.; Boilers, Tanks, Flues,
Heaters, Stacks, Belts, Nuts, Vault Doors,
Washers, arc. :
RLACKSWITHING in GENERAL.
From longexperience in building Machinerywr
Clatter ourselves that we can give general satis
faction to those who may favor us with their,
orders. 23-Repairing promptly attended to:
Orders by mail addressed as above, will meet
with prompt attention. Prices to suit the times.
Z. SUPPLE&
T. R..BUPP.LEE.
Columbia. October 20. 1860. , 14 tf-
LANDIS Sc TRO iJ'r.
Landis Trout
Landis 43.- Trout
At the "Golden Mortar,"
At the "Golden Mortar,"
Market St r e et, Marietta,
Ifarkt Street , Marietta,
Keep constantly on kand
Keep constantly on hiznd
Drugs,
Perfumeries,
Fancy Articles,
Patent Medicines,
Coal Oil Lamps 'and Shades,
Rowe & Steven's Family Dye Colors,,
Shoulder Braces and Trusses,
Papers and Periodicals,
Books& Stationary,
Portmormaies,
Soon,
&e.
Prescriptions carefully compounded.
Prescriptions carefullycompouncled.
Remember the place,
• Remember Che place,
Dr. Grove's old , Stand.,
Dr. Grove's
_old' Stan.
Give us a call.,
Give us a call.
- DR. WM. B. FAHNESTOCK,
OFFICE'-MAIN -ST., zit ARLY OP.POSITEI
S'pertgler & Patterion's Store
FROM''Pio
2. A.
I.
~
OFFICE lIOURS. 1 O •
)) 6TO 7 P.M.
E4t 30J)1
+.
READY ROOFING
,Ready, to nail, down.:
READY ROO,FING
At less than half the cost of tin roofs.
READY,ROORING
More durable' than, tin e
READY ROOFINGI • .•„ •
.
Suitable for steep or,flat
-
.
(READY ROOFING ,
For all kinds of buildings; in all climates.
; READY ROOFING .
Easily, cheaply,,and quickly put , on. Needs
no coating over , unth cement after it
is ,nailad down.
p.y.ADY ROOFING, ,-
Made' of a strong Woven' fabric': thoroughly
saturated and covered upon both surfaces
with a perfectly water-proof composition,
and put up in rcals.ready for use,4o inch
wide, andls'feet long.
We also manufacture. -
- -
LIQUID CEMENT,;-
For Leaky 'fin Roofs,
Much cheager and'fiaore durable thsui oil paint.
,
COMPOUND CEMENT, •
For Leaky Shingle ROMs, which will often
save the coat of a new roof. es
Sample of Ready Roofing and Circulars gen
by mail When`desired. '
Favorable corms made with responsible-par
ties who buy to sell again.
READY ROOFING CO.;
• 73:Maiden Lane, N. Y.
=I
ft
Patter=n
cfc
NO. 6 . 61 MARKET STREET,
MARJETTA, I PA
DEALERS IN_
' FOREIGN & DOMESTIC
' . ,Sicuedttia_oe,
Keep constantly On hand afull stock of Blin
ding Material, Nails,.'
0
LOCKS, HINGES, '
... . .
GLASS, PAINTS, OILS, WHITE LEAD, A
SUPERIOR ARTICLE OF CEMENT; &C.,
0 1R 0N: 'Rolled and Havaizered
iron, Steel, Ilorse-Sh6e Bars,
Norway Nail Rods, Hoop and Band Iron,
Horse-Shoe Nails; Bolts, Files, Rasps, etc.
BOUSE-KE,E.ONG c00p5,.,,,
FIRST-CLASS cobxrpth, •, -'''
AND PARLOR 'STOVkS., RANGES,
l a t
Tubs, Churns, Cedar Stands,
. ' Wasti Boards, Buckets,
•Knives and Forks,:::„ . ,
Gated & AR. - balicg.fizaara,
/-roPP; Kraut Cutttls t .Waiters, Bram&
an
topper - It:rule - a — Cliitaes
Iron , Ladles, • Meat Stands,'COaf Oil
Lamps, Shades and Lanterns, Tea.;
Seales, Coffee Mills,' Painted
Chamber Sett*, &c.,
Forks, Shovels, Boes,.Spades, ,Ilorse.Brushes,,,
Wheel Grease,Fish,,Spertn and Lubric Oils,
Cistern .Pumps, ~Long and Short ,Traces,
Breast Chains, ' , Sta.,. &c.
T 0 O.L S.:lA:land and Wood Saws, Iratelleti,
Clumping and Hand Axes, Flanes, Chissels,,
Augers and Auger Bits, Braces, Prunning
Hooks. and Shears, &c., &c..
Thankful for past patronage, wg hope to merit
and receive a continuance of the same.
, PATTERS'ON 4 60. '
Marietta, July.3o, 1564. . . tf.
THE COLUMBIA. INSURANCE C 0.,•:
Of Colugabia,„l..ancgster County, Permg,. ,
FOURTH ANNUAL REPORT.
Whole amount insured, ` ',604;435 SS
Whole amount of Premium Notes, 255,931 46
Bal. Cash Premiums,
January 1, 1563, $2,12Q 31
Rec'pts for premiumg,
leas AgPs commisS- •••:' •
ions in , 1863,. 4382 45
Receipts for AsseSsments
less Agt's corumiesions '‘
in 1863, . ~2,385 02
Losses and expenses paid '
in 1863 r , • $10,133 32
Bal. of Premiums, Jan. 1,,
.1864, - 3,754 47
*13,887 79
A. S. GILEEN,PRESIDF.Ter,
GEORGE YOUNG, Jr.; Ricretary.
MICHAEL S. SHUMAN, Treasurer.
•DIREOTORS :
Robert, T. Ryon, , John W..Stectcy,
John Fendrich, H."o.'Minich,
SanidieLF. Boole - in ' , 'Michael S. Shuman,
Michael S. Shuman, S. .C. Maynta.ker,
George Young, Jr., .• Nic/iolaa Mc Donald.
Eqmund Ambi S. Green. '
brideltitAM44E
Michael liablel Agt,
MARNI 'MASOWANDIISTONE . CUTIt-11:'" „
Opposite the Town Hall Park, •
Marietta;- , Pa„
HE Marble bueinesa in, alrita branclopy
T
will be continued at the old place, : near
the,Town Hall and opposite Funk'alCro'aelfeyli
Tavern, wPt,r, eve,ry deaFiptien t -qf ,1119.01 c
mirk- .
kept on hand or made bf order at
slant nofiee and-at very-reasonatile Ortega: 5 ”
Marietta June 29,1891..„ . 49,1 y
AMFAICAN HOTEL,
PH,ILADELTHIA.
Located bn Chestnut street opposite the.
OLD STATE. HOUSE.
and in c c lose, proximity r the, pritiqiptkpcibbis
and linpoitind linubes, Batilis,, Custom House )
and places of , ainusements.'i The . CitSr.-Cirs
can, be taken at . ithe.door(or within =. a 41):Lnate)
for any depot m 'the City: Tiie; !louse hac
been: renovated And refitteo, .`
1111
D ANIEL G. BAKER, ,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
LAN;c4.T.F.A.,
OFFICE '24'Notriti' Bi , REETF
opposite the ,Coetti House, whtre at;
tenil to the practice,of. his ptofeeetor! alkite
various brebehes. •
Ice C r ean at thp "'#?rmitag.);"
Fi:Nr!by Ace, ,corostri, can linlad.
every day' and evening at cinitnioge
Hermitage Hotel, at the Lower ttatuin;
rietta.
• • • " "‘.:D•
THE ,
HE GUIC ! OVAP.
_IL very best ttitne - butlor . wetweilither—tint
Oil-Cloth—but sointhing., far:sui:enor
;muted not to shrink. Call and extkininv t4efa,
AT DIFEENBACIPS:
Rb Gkrt , 'celegirld ceiri 'eat' tin d
oil Paste Blacking at
it THE GOLDEN MORTAR.
ItARIETTA, SATURDAY RORMG.,--SEPTEXI3
$13,887 ',79
WYATT ajr,.:II,fi.PLIREGTBi.B3,
guttepithitt thtmelfaitia *anal firtiftt..ll*
PUBmpap: Ny4pILY
0 . •
AT ONE DOUR AND: A HALR k YEAR,
PAYABLE LWADViINCE:
Office in "Orttli's Bow,' , • on „Front .streetiffve
don's EaWt of glori , s Hotel. -
Single Oopies, with,..ne:lnktliorit liTrappe*
00Ult OFfN. E T , S.,.:: 1,, •
AVVERTITIVIii • RATESi thie
lines, or less) 50, centsfor the firsiinsertion turd
25 cents .foreaeh.subsequent Ansertion. i Prte,-
fessional and Basiacss celds, pf , sixlines °fleas
at Bis Per annum. Notices inthe roading..,colr
unit's, five cents a-line. Marriages and Death,
the simple anneubeenient, rice; but fiq any
additional liztos,.five cents alitfe. w
ctli
.A.libentl,deduction made to yearbr'and' half
yearly: adyertisers.; ;
Having just added. a " HEvi7nyinv Moujt
TUN JOBB E R PRESp 2 7 together; with a, large
nseortieent of 'n;tv Yob 'end: Card tipp,, Cuts,
Borders the Yob 'olfice `of "Tai.
MAntrarrarr,l , .whieli tile 'fine 'arid
spee,dy e7cecution,of all Itindtof JOB' It'-CARD
P n rrx lit from:, the smallest Card , to the
LARGEST POSTER, at reasonable prices, ;g-.7
at MR Erdft.
The midnight hours ate'tollini how,
As o',er thy grave I weep ;
And though the busy world now lies ~,
Rocked in the arms uf, sleep, . ,
Yet have I come, My , sorrowing, tears
Then thy" tomb to shed,
And Wish' myself, in bitterneas,
To oe as thou artdead.
The solemn shadows of the night
Are clustering round rile now
feel their damp and chilly mist
~Upon my tevered . brow ;
Yet in My sad' nd stricken heart
There is a darker night,
Compared to which this earthly one
Is, beautiful and bright.
I,do not seek thy scolotured taint •
In the broad-glare of. day •j' •
That , Wit ones Inky mock • the grief •
That wears Key Gfe tl away ; )
when the midnight,sttsrs
Shitie'brightly down on men.
r seek .thy.gra . ro, thaf;none
Aly ailing tears for thee.:
rike'dfivan is - breaking `ln the east,
'shadows 'flee away,
And I niust go and jiainihe
,And anti it se eth ki4 r "
But oh ! ;there is a fancy within
Which none may ever, know,
A' fancy that's crushing outpy,
the hopelessneas of Woe
THE INNER MIERION.="Pi'd,SerVe and'
Regulate not Destroy.'!---There is in'ter
many avast organiztition, ikriown by the'
designation of :Vie "InnOri
which is without parallel in tine , Ivitarety
and extent of Its 'religious--objects.
What.this organization is , to tbe
nal darkness of--mankind, I Profesiort
Holloway's worldLembracing +tem of
medicalagencies is tottheit bodilY infirm
ities.; the - L , Germab , instittticin dis
semiriates through. its itinurnoitible 'ea)
poroursreligious insttactioc
lation among-the pAople , of :efeiy 'hind,
so- the Agents and* rupretiehte.tiViis'ofi
this indefatigable , philintliropist, lyitifferY
the mekos of cureitO the:sick - 1a Mr re- ,
gionc His. remedies•aret £lB- piiteitt` t&
control disease and•presiirvegiiid livelong°
life, , asAheir tracts and boinilies are to'
check vice: and promote' virtue. His;
too, is an inner Mission', for there lino
internal dieorder which 'lines 'not yield
to , ,thatmost peiverful , nnilinfalliblii; -yet'
safest ,cif all antidotes,
Probably half the; mortality
nnoiar occurs
mlghtibeAraCed .2 l,9 neglected' 'deriin'gd
meta& -of, -the stonaoh: , This' delfca'te
and , flaportant 'organ- is fearfully`abused.
Luitiry , An the one ,
on the' other, disorder iti furictionsAnd
destroy its vigor; It surfeited, itallidd`
stimulated, paralysed—int' -Avery''
misused, and from the chronic dysfibfista
• and otherf , foM'S ong,tM . -
de'redt s bf this maltitatiitent, hritidredi of
terrible imalitdies, every
of the system, inevitably spring! Dcic:
tors, Sirn ailed in, , Snit What'll theif
seriptiOn
d one by e
IBea9o. 13 b 0 8 MUM 0 1Pb 7:
the-so=dallod:remedyl
COtinsiVMAigo'n
forms Mnpart'of ProfeSsorAibilUiVid , ir
irresistihle , Curatilen. -' ,1 1319 J 'Pas
posed exclusively of hygearV , vOketabre
n batanbes, eel:rabid eutral iz t g
structivet elements ')of diseiiie ,
animal tfinide 4ithl as :niiteh .'calefifive,S )
light banishes darkifebst'': l rPtifit'
ishoilldl fail tb prodnbe tlifsi`isifeci; is-'a =
gor'm this ally.
Theract, , as fin invitoraht7lr t eiticifini`tiil
tile stathaalvita no till ileadtiltitYlitt4ekih t
ening thi3 Chnstitition; and ififusinktr'ete
vitality into every torpid littinc Elie.
ly salatartis - the effect
OiOtaient in - alreiteirialaffictiorit, 414; 1
thqe who rely UPC•ri: his iyo,great.reme:
idles, to AA
"cal preperaticiiii, 41eiviaLilad" , iffitti ,
their misnlaced.
~~yl~i„ ..a Si
' ‘Brother TiiireetVife. j 3 i
BY, T. S. ARTHUR)
,
,"If Ton An. marry,: that girl;} brcithdr
Toni, ,i'll t haye, nothing te do., with! her.
Imron't,irjatt;her k nor,aall:- het sister, nor
Appak,t9J.her 1" • - • I
14,inzie 7 Lawtort put on.aa outraged
,andlindigne.nt an airiasikt,was-ipo6i3ibre
for, ber to, aSI3I/0113. I , .
"What's, the; objection 1 9 :asked Tom,
in his cool
.w.ay, fixing his large, calm
eyes upon the pretty face of his sister, ;
iii"eilier sat tinetieilYeWaying half aronad
ind•liack again on the piano stool .
l'Objectien l"' The - y(51;11g lady's clieil
fY lips curled.'' "WO; she ?
to she ?"' r. '
d hi-th hi
• A. sweet-teippere , oug e,,,
true-heattedlering Woman, ,who, T will
.
make me a good little Wiee.• yon
net' aniwered; sister mice ?" W
"A Contempi
thensV.: ,
"What our mottieVA,Eie I have been
told, before, bor t , marriage;". answered
brother Tom.i-$ l'And,,if my "riyes haire
sot deceixed me;..she.las.lbeema sewing
woman ever' since„ory at .least, ever since
my recollection .of,her:" .
anotherthing,'? said the , eistert
7 -!'lliotherlwas ;superior: .to toir
and 'has; risen, above, ,
"Suppose ',answer .yonrkobjection.•to
llarriet;Atild say that:she , is:,superior
her, class ; and will rise above it.?: What
then? My father made 'good thatri=
monial venture, and I may do the some.°
"But`whY,' brother' Torii," urged the
sister, "don't you choose a wife from
aiming-these on your 'own level'?"
' " What qd yon mean 67'0'1:mope your'
own level`? ' Let lie'understand , midi`
proin `among •,. •
move
" hoss who mbye iii our
colnicircles "' From
t eeducate educate, refined
sidieCocr?pliihee
ihe Misses altoss- ler
stance."
'Yes ; tir,the4l3sses
/Me h ciserfattie rs , stippcirt
ness,.ando.osper.t. this' young!riintro wlio
marry them to, .drpthe.satne.
zie, the faOt 'orlthe business:As,llJ Mar
Mary , Eden•very. we I 1,. and once tb alb 0'136'
near, falling indorei withther; that:l4mi
really frightened. I- did not:go whir ,
her, prettvface .again for sbt: 'months'.
after I felt the first movement of .4.he
tender_ passion." -
"Dear Mary ! . Tom To Why not
kgrylei ? I could loveher emu own
slater."
. •
fin
,v etrore it pret,ty, m but
poor young man, and laave, only, in) , ,tal,
ants and paOustrj 1,6 hplp f i vFer,d in
tte worni.—Mary can't, ~(lo ,anything
lerself,'4dwould expect me I to put her
a.' di; establishment bru t little less costly
than the one her father owni"
41`.0,b,..bat, Mern-there'll be n - n'ed`odei
tyanr: goings tov7hon'sekeeping at' first.
Ana then,4ourktbar, hen father is 'well
oli:inAMA world,;.ana - hellt: kivei-ter 'a
111.1 1 48Kand:fgrnieh at, Fl nq f.doribC when
sha,is, • v , :
-,fat Tom shook his -
"Mary. Eden's fattiermiy. or .may: not
be rich," he replied "'"My own private
opinion is, that he is living ap to, if not.
a'lfttlailekiiii; iricome; AO* to,
theb`huse`and`faruitur`e'which Mary's
huolisu`d is going to get, that *Tie
tfiirig' very fine'to 7feed aftinOY,
The real bricks and s mortar ie another
'affair." 2,
l'lob, Pit Xr.,Rden , is, rich; Tota."
‘jfilif. rich !Inn to r dapate 'dux. poor
man , of I , P4 ll 9rrey, , Lizzie. n I i went du%
giye the e,nap of a finger for a rich' father_
in4wissia dependence.:. limearpto trust
in myself, an,hones,t • purpose, and' a clear
'conscience. And ar for a wife, I want
'With life , ` purpose , indus
arimdepeidencEl in her, not' great
bill:idle of silks, laces, bciiitiets and curl
I paperg,
nchhing 011, so'tnis'whera fneide
'of the. e'riaoline . ctiouinvallatfon.
'then, 1 . ! aus ; ,aomething_of
ganOdependpe s t young man, wonderfully•
given to„tbe, orklqf - taking. care of my-;
'selS.,„ happen koake)e,tl the- baltom ,of
the o lplideriqed jr, j A yer, get-, to :the- tope
of it my own.stranstli: will , ; carry.ime•
'there. Now, a wife orrmy, back instead
!of irciiitedOciVii4 'gilder; iiiistpia
Iteflwlth 'LTA riipiraids; W onid=be a ~deid
weight; ablivis'ebit eatror t
lortogekrii NO; tedniVcsifteia
trat of your finisfielduieafilitt
I.ugrYr l l l3aA4P ea
o pg 4 , g Tarr
rY U'qAlii94 4 tYfa
life—a true, good, patient,iAging 4
lelf-denying, sweet, darling little body,
whosia mot asliatnethltw%aitt i thef livin
N &Jail° till' Vott
what, Dolly, I only wish you We'rVihaFe
like Harriet Parker; there would be
.
~ I. . 's'7 ,f,,,i!! ,',',",t;.:..'141
44. 4864., ;
.1 , s• - '_ )t .°.l
Joxty, 'ohne favb ran yn any':
kMEM , sense; ,thEin•t.j•ofe, have # nbw.
.I).onitlyou know that a dew society!his
been formed among young: Mid', 'add,
that some of the very best 'stitches'
i:Pfetge t 'not:
lto itiEtiC7
edoiiinigiee''tnittritii4stiigirlite 'with 'iWo
credmiiind ikkitChed, add 'Wye "aoei;n 7 t
kno'ir'hoiv td blke, Book 11641'1364 1 , enil'te
fig h'daii of lied ititd the'
Ithe#Pi'oejd'eht." '• ' '
uPrePoslezotile eiblaimgd
Wd'id whes
you get on the old inaide' 'lisi, l and See
the home •:Of''some
.man that.ie itman , by h womanlvhdwies
,got ashamed oineefal ciMployrnent When
•she.was, a girl: ean-telljdniwhut; my
slainty„little eistdr,l refOrml at
ork-,lind-men worth - »having are bsgin
ng-to choose between, 'no .merridge• or
marriage, with girl* ofTplainerodotionS
and more useful: laccomPlishmeets4hau
Vr4P9P ses Pe, d , l4 ' the. klaterf4,9l; who
loungp on antes ell day, linitting zephyr
or reading novels So make up.., your
mind io,a referm or. eldoßaiAism.. c .A.nd
rile! ! ,p , s ,in u, up derstand
thet am„l.s: tiern i e,st, Omit, marrylng
4,tf rlet Y; 4 3q9T#l how 111)w.,wIPtd'eAct117
Bider your hasty resoldtion abouti ; not
speaking to yeui,sistekhklawr, ,•'p,aek i kkes
let me tell you, will be all on your own,
side;3 ,
.1 V
Brother Toni niaaerbtooa`
sithou 'IE6 man 'to
'mar'rYing.
dolilif mit Vemstilf 'Valkone wh'o
was ignorant and unrefined—against
thathis geinerously cultivateid'sotil would
have revolted.- • But he iraitted , a , Atli,
not awartificial, womiult-on'e , Who•could
take •her place beside .he,isaidi
on.,theklgwiiat rotin of , fortune's' lad der',
and keep step with him upward Sueh
a one he lied _found Ilarriqt .%Parker,
ap,cl,l?e was.nsl!3,pen,dqo oi4g4 to :make
her his ente r „ • • • -,
~„",,,.kaajet w As,,af ro gopst le, dlau9,yoring.,gsfi
rPI 3 OITO T R / P F NAt na l)X •gq PaTria.d
and commenced housekeeping., in ,tgio
rooms, with his modest, cheerful, earn
estlrdifilled Wife; that her new'sYsterr had
a'boa aoinlithing . the+, hise'risitilYwO;i
the:bile, %bind:mare& thi34eiVe l ce and
et. es:torte ilthead'in iratiOn; or ei
were so fortaiate ai
. ' 7
"M,arriage, 'they ,say,, -Makes' br Mare
arplin,.4lits
brother !overhear& Lizzie ,
oupp saying, :in an undertone to a lady
friend.
, ; t!.liut it will not - mar..the +Of
tuqes,ot brother Tom. HeNs, got just
ttiii'irifeto 'help 'kin? alorigin't l le' World ;
a:4 ate Wat position to
which thlY rise
' “
,iSti;l 1'
i
own entienis 44 1 k,P44}L l
spoke out bidli - er”Torii:'"She'e. a jewel,
an&worth a-thousem&ef , youiptiste
tinsels wnmen - .1; toltilyod e6': 3 • But you.
couldnit believe;the. Now, , i'flybu'll go
and apprentiCe yoUrselftowdteselinlakt , f,•
or a:milliner; or learn loliro banY , lfeeftil'
w•ortCr-381411,1 not 0 13 1PlY .9rlialrke. l 44uttJ
Re4f l •; T Feeoinget,lOwYc 3 F.:4 o 't i v.
presideqt iif tke society I>toidlos" About.
te . reekri . R.l:!etk, X, marri.ed.
He's a splendid specimen, and wiklmake
a husband worthy of a queen."
Tim SiirkieritriST 'Li ii 'find
the`folloivirig in last - Weeles' teitiis`vilte
tloarOal
meeting its ftill'ebbribf" poPatel' laior.
A d h f tpert day is' ii larkir
sabsoriptioe,then could hava.beetereason.:
ably:expected; considering that theiscrip
is not yet ready for delivery. 2419.1 any of
the depositories are receiving sAbserip
tons for sums, of fifty and one hundred,
dollars, which is ap evidence . that tio,
Icsin` Will - dot - he confined to capitalists
and institutions, but will be taken in
'part i by ‘.lcitizabs of modeiate °' mean ' s.
''Among ' , the )thiPti l s'ite'riett
nation c `43urtill
'receptacles which hold 'the '
inge,of an,icidustrioue nod friAgeltplip.ultf
,tiop.„ T.bis.important;fact. has been .r -
,aliFed, in foreign:,,eguntriglit tindNAltei
l United States will confirm it.intoi,great.,
,er degree. The liberal interest : elf two
, t: .• P - 5,P . : 3 1%. , 1 t
gents ' E f t 'dfty on, every htpdr ,t e a dAtillEirs,,, l
toialier with ' he Prii'ile n ge'ofoonverai2A
into a gold-bearing
albite ticalithtitiid'itsiOnras;!ptrescitWalifi
'future, to pay both interest and prindil
l'";/;ffrstiAORP,04139tt; eltßea
a rapid theilesin liste ot atogt ;
•arly.perion after the certificates ark,
liTlO l te'4l4h u nWii:Ct l e e tCne i rs ' " r
ge,a JR.
Af!tiont citsrn • rt .:0
ui
45 4 l'isttrUCliin 'liitils i out i 'B l 6
tieigfa'shhilisiblVirreiss'ei4 ° iaid
a tllagethelleenomewhai - straightel l efi
s ss ,ss4
`in her financial resources,
pin an' T'`fi cloves I mast have."
EMS
i
VOL. X.J.-NO. 6.
lir Satchel, the commedian, says he
:s present at the White House, when
the followinghit on the Draft was per
petrated :
An old farmer from the west, who was
well'acquainted with Mr. Lincoln in days
gods bye, called at the Presidential
Mansion to pay his respects. Slapping
the Chief Magistrate on the back, he
exclaimed
" Well, old boss, how are you."
Old Abe being thoroughly democratic
in his ideas, and withal 'relishing a joke,
responded :
"So Lam an old boss, am I t What
'kind of an w s lioss, pray?"
was the rejoinder.
The Louisvill e .Tournal tells
" .
good itOry on tile youtig Lieni.
)d1 of the - 32a Ilisriouri, who is proof
against rebelguns,but falls an easy 'prey
to stipair_othright eyes.. .The Col.-at
tended a festival at, Hartford, 111., re
oently,,and several ladies who waited
011 , M:stable, wore beautiful aprons bear
ing the, emblems of our flag. The Col.
remarked to one.of the wearers.:
"That's a pretty . apron you wear."
"Yee," said the 'maiden ; "it ie my
• .
"d'T hti , iefiiiiibt - niany a bard battle an
der thal'ilagi." r'ejidned the Col.
indignantly exclaim
beatitY, ehp swept away, leaving
'the galline ion `of ifiars ilumbfounded.
cr:An .individnal- advertised in one
obtheMornint , paPors fim "a wife" the
other , day, and reiptasted each applicant
foe the situation to enclose het carte de
visitc;• OnV of his Correspondents closed
hen rbply ,pmtheise terms : I do not en
closemy,cantejor,lhough there is some
authority,. foriputtirig a term before a
eirt t ckknow!of none for putting a card
befordian,ase.
.1•11jr 114dertakers. , are , making a
rise in their terms for
,funerals. Even
death is on ~a strike. If speculation
does trot` cettsO''Ut : the' iiave,' what be
comessof our 'hopes and, anticipations of
Eirpelfeetalfiiture "Waifer,"' of the Ex-
Fees, is now engaged in discussing the
quiet:ion : I Whether it 'is easier and
cheiffet to, lWe pr die in such expensive
times. as "those 4 '
Air OUP tent's worth of Stout wire
bent into Whe shape of the letter 13 is a
good proteotir againstburglare. Hang
the curved part { of the wire on the door
knob\ and let th two extremities pass
throtegh the bow f the key after the
dbbi"islogked.' : ''.len the burglars may
rage in vain, unless iii,ky break the door
down.
An'exchange says tike late' rain
was well received. The coigi pricked
up its ears and stalked proud ,7 through
the fields ;qhere Were jolly blacks out
in the grasi plotm ; the trees wade their
lowest bows ; and the potatoes winked
their eyesi roguiahlY at the pumpkiG"
heads in the next lot.
.40 quaint writer ..says :—"I have
n9ea,wornen,,ao delicate that they are
toAdefor fear the horse running
away ; afraid. to, sail for fear , the boat
ehtini'd overeat ;I,ancl afraid to walk for
fear the dew might fall; but I never
saw l oto io get married."
ME
The Ipliineet leaking face often
poseeesee IV° beet heart : Beauty with
ontithdritY le, indeed, Worthless. Hand
some women fail and grow old ; but acts
allindnees,llike the noon day sun, are
ever bright'and beantiful.
coachman of, aristocratic pro
clivities, advertises for a situation, with
thsproviso that"non l e need apply who
hav t os
n.:f, i kentthieir Cau a l see overye ars . three
- , .
" A hit it shoddy.
P4.eitidices ire "like rats, 'and a
mind like trap ; they get in
-zahilY, and' th'en'perbatik:ean't get out
sat
Why is tile latter. D like a .faihm
ranger ,Ans.--Decanse bY ita.
it becomes a,
, Ati 1 0 • •
I ifir Why is the letter X laze tite'end
of time 2.r 'Ans.--=Becansett is 'the' Vol)
gluing of eternity.
' '• ' - • •
ik l iar Why is tleidetter Ur like wisdom ?
4ns.--,l3?catise it is the begining of
goodness. _
fiNt,Why do hene always lay in the
~daytime!? . .Ans.---Because at, ~ night
I they;lieconke rooßters. , •
ear Our best friends are often those'
Ishe tell us of our faults.
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