BY FRED'K L. BAKER. PUTNAM CLOTHES-WAIDIPER. It is the only reliable self-Adjustitig Wring er. No wood-work to swell of split. No thumb-screws to get out of order. . Warranted with or with-out Cog• Wheeti- It took the First Premium at Fifty-seven State and County Fairs in 1863, and is, with out an exception, the bet Wringer ever made. Patented in the United Staten; England, Canada, and Australia. Agents wanted in every town. Energetic agents can make from 3 to 10 Dollars per day. No. 2. $6.50 No. 1. $7.50. No. F. $8.50, No. A. $9.50. i Sample Wringer sent and express paid on receipt of price. Manufactured and sold, wholesale and m ail, by the PUTNAM MANUFACTURING CO., No. 13 Platt Street,. New York, and Cleve land, Ohio. S. C. NORTHROP; Agent WHAT EWERYBODY'KNOWS, viz That Iron well galvanized wilt not rust; That a simple machine is better than a comps pliCated one; That a Wringer should be self-adjusting, durable, and efficient; That Thumts.Serewi, and Fastenings cause delay and trouble to regulateand keep in order; That wood soaked in hot water will' swell, shrink and split; That wood bearings for the shaft to run in will wear out; That the Putnam Wringer, with"or without cog-wheels, will not tear the clothes;, That cog-wheel regulators are essential ; That the Putnam Wringer has all the ad vantages, and not one of the disadvantages above named ; That all who have tested it, pronounce it the best Wringer ever made; : That it will wring anything from a thread tp a b. 41 pat without alteration; We might fill the. paper with testimonials, but insert only a few to convince the skepti cal, if such there be ; and we Nay to all, test Putnam's Wringer. Test itthoroughty with . any and ALL pilfers, and if not entirely satisfactory, return it. Putnam Manufacturing Co: ti ENT LEM EN : / know from practical experi ence that iron well galvanized with zinc u.ittrug oxidize ar rust one particle. The Putnain Wringer is as vicar perfect as possiblei'and eau cheerfully recommend itto-bedite•best insure. Respectfully yours. JNO. VP. WAEELER. Cleveland, Ohio. Many years' experience in the galvanizing business enable me to indorse the abovfatite- - meats in all particulars. JNO. C. LEFFF.RTS 7 No. 100 tieekmann Street. New York, January, 18d4: We have tested Putnam's ,Clothes Wringer by practical wiaking, and know that it will do. It is cheap ; it is simple ; it requires no room, whether at work or at rest; a child can operate it it does its duty thoroughly •it saves time and it saves wear and tear. We earnestly advise all who have much washing to do, with all intelligent persons who have any, to buy this Wringer. li will pay - for it self in a year at most. , . Hox. HORACE GREELY. 14ay 28, 18134,6m.1 SUPPLEE & PIRO, IRON AND BRASS FOUNDERS And General Machinists, Second street, Below Union, Columbia, Pa. • They are prepared to make all kinds of Iron Castings for Rolling Mills and Blast Furnaces, Pipes, for Steam, Water and Gas; Columns, Fronts, Cellar Coots, Weights, &c., for Bull dings, and castings of every description ; STEAM ENGINES, AND BOILERS, • IN THE HOST MODERN AND IMPROVED Manner • Pumps, Brick, Presses, Shafting and Pulleys, Gearing, Taps, Dies, Machinery for Mining and Tanning ; Brass. Bearinge, Steam & Blast Gauges, Lubricatorsi Oil Cocks, Valves for Steam, Gas, and Water ; ; Brass Fit tings in all their variety.; Boilers, Tanks, Flues, Heaters, Stacks, Belts, Nuts, Vault Doors, Washers, arc. : RLACKSWITHING in GENERAL. From longexperience in building Machinerywr Clatter ourselves that we can give general satis faction to those who may favor us with their, orders. 23-Repairing promptly attended to: Orders by mail addressed as above, will meet with prompt attention. Prices to suit the times. Z. SUPPLE& T. R..BUPP.LEE. Columbia. October 20. 1860. , 14 tf- LANDIS Sc TRO iJ'r. Landis Trout Landis 43.- Trout At the "Golden Mortar," At the "Golden Mortar," Market St r e et, Marietta, Ifarkt Street , Marietta, Keep constantly on kand Keep constantly on hiznd Drugs, Perfumeries, Fancy Articles, Patent Medicines, Coal Oil Lamps 'and Shades, Rowe & Steven's Family Dye Colors,, Shoulder Braces and Trusses, Papers and Periodicals, Books& Stationary, Portmormaies, Soon, &e. Prescriptions carefully compounded. Prescriptions carefullycompouncled. Remember the place, • Remember Che place, Dr. Grove's old , Stand., Dr. Grove's _old' Stan. Give us a call., Give us a call. - DR. WM. B. FAHNESTOCK, OFFICE'-MAIN -ST., zit ARLY OP.POSITEI S'pertgler & Patterion's Store FROM''Pio 2. A. I. ~ OFFICE lIOURS. 1 O • )) 6TO 7 P.M. E4t 30J)1 +. READY ROOFING ,Ready, to nail, down.: READY ROO,FING At less than half the cost of tin roofs. READY,ROORING More durable' than, tin e READY ROOFINGI • .•„ • . Suitable for steep or,flat - . (READY ROOFING , For all kinds of buildings; in all climates. ; READY ROOFING . Easily, cheaply,,and quickly put , on. Needs no coating over , unth cement after it is ,nailad down. p.y.ADY ROOFING, ,- Made' of a strong Woven' fabric': thoroughly saturated and covered upon both surfaces with a perfectly water-proof composition, and put up in rcals.ready for use,4o inch wide, andls'feet long. We also manufacture. - - - LIQUID CEMENT,;- For Leaky 'fin Roofs, Much cheager and'fiaore durable thsui oil paint. , COMPOUND CEMENT, • For Leaky Shingle ROMs, which will often save the coat of a new roof. es Sample of Ready Roofing and Circulars gen by mail When`desired. ' Favorable corms made with responsible-par ties who buy to sell again. READY ROOFING CO.; • 73:Maiden Lane, N. Y. =I ft Patter=n cfc NO. 6 . 61 MARKET STREET, MARJETTA, I PA DEALERS IN_ ' FOREIGN & DOMESTIC ' . ,Sicuedttia_oe, Keep constantly On hand afull stock of Blin ding Material, Nails,.' 0 LOCKS, HINGES, ' ... . . GLASS, PAINTS, OILS, WHITE LEAD, A SUPERIOR ARTICLE OF CEMENT; &C., 0 1R 0N: 'Rolled and Havaizered iron, Steel, Ilorse-Sh6e Bars, Norway Nail Rods, Hoop and Band Iron, Horse-Shoe Nails; Bolts, Files, Rasps, etc. BOUSE-KE,E.ONG c00p5,.,,, FIRST-CLASS cobxrpth, •, -''' AND PARLOR 'STOVkS., RANGES, l a t Tubs, Churns, Cedar Stands, . ' Wasti Boards, Buckets, •Knives and Forks,:::„ . , Gated & AR. - balicg.fizaara, /-roPP; Kraut Cutttls t .Waiters, Bram& an topper - It:rule - a — Cliitaes Iron , Ladles, • Meat Stands,'COaf Oil Lamps, Shades and Lanterns, Tea.; Seales, Coffee Mills,' Painted Chamber Sett*, &c., Forks, Shovels, Boes,.Spades, ,Ilorse.Brushes,,, Wheel Grease,Fish,,Spertn and Lubric Oils, Cistern .Pumps, ~Long and Short ,Traces, Breast Chains, ' , Sta.,. &c. T 0 O.L S.:lA:land and Wood Saws, Iratelleti, Clumping and Hand Axes, Flanes, Chissels,, Augers and Auger Bits, Braces, Prunning Hooks. and Shears, &c., &c.. Thankful for past patronage, wg hope to merit and receive a continuance of the same. , PATTERS'ON 4 60. ' Marietta, July.3o, 1564. . . tf. THE COLUMBIA. INSURANCE C 0.,•: Of Colugabia,„l..ancgster County, Permg,. , FOURTH ANNUAL REPORT. Whole amount insured, ` ',604;435 SS Whole amount of Premium Notes, 255,931 46 Bal. Cash Premiums, January 1, 1563, $2,12Q 31 Rec'pts for premiumg, leas AgPs commisS- •••:' • ions in , 1863,. 4382 45 Receipts for AsseSsments less Agt's corumiesions '‘ in 1863, . ~2,385 02 Losses and expenses paid ' in 1863 r , • $10,133 32 Bal. of Premiums, Jan. 1,, .1864, - 3,754 47 *13,887 79 A. S. GILEEN,PRESIDF.Ter, GEORGE YOUNG, Jr.; Ricretary. MICHAEL S. SHUMAN, Treasurer. •DIREOTORS : Robert, T. Ryon, , John W..Stectcy, John Fendrich, H."o.'Minich, SanidieLF. Boole - in ' , 'Michael S. Shuman, Michael S. Shuman, S. .C. Maynta.ker, George Young, Jr., .• Nic/iolaa Mc Donald. Eqmund Ambi S. Green. ' brideltitAM44E Michael liablel Agt, MARNI 'MASOWANDIISTONE . CUTIt-11:'" „ Opposite the Town Hall Park, • Marietta;- , Pa„ HE Marble bueinesa in, alrita branclopy T will be continued at the old place, : near the,Town Hall and opposite Funk'alCro'aelfeyli Tavern, wPt,r, eve,ry deaFiptien t -qf ,1119.01 c mirk- . kept on hand or made bf order at slant nofiee and-at very-reasonatile Ortega: 5 ” Marietta June 29,1891..„ . 49,1 y AMFAICAN HOTEL, PH,ILADELTHIA. Located bn Chestnut street opposite the. OLD STATE. HOUSE. and in c c lose, proximity r the, pritiqiptkpcibbis and linpoitind linubes, Batilis,, Custom House ) and places of , ainusements.'i The . CitSr.-Cirs can, be taken at . ithe.door(or within =. a 41):Lnate) for any depot m 'the City: Tiie; !louse hac been: renovated And refitteo, .` 1111 D ANIEL G. BAKER, , ATTORNEY AT LAW, LAN;c4.T.F.A., OFFICE '24'Notriti' Bi , REETF opposite the ,Coetti House, whtre at; tenil to the practice,of. his ptofeeetor! alkite various brebehes. • Ice C r ean at thp "'#?rmitag.);" Fi:Nr!by Ace, ,corostri, can linlad. every day' and evening at cinitnioge Hermitage Hotel, at the Lower ttatuin; rietta. • • • " "‘.:D• THE , HE GUIC ! OVAP. _IL very best ttitne - butlor . wetweilither—tint Oil-Cloth—but sointhing., far:sui:enor ;muted not to shrink. Call and extkininv t4efa, AT DIFEENBACIPS: Rb Gkrt , 'celegirld ceiri 'eat' tin d oil Paste Blacking at it THE GOLDEN MORTAR. ItARIETTA, SATURDAY RORMG.,--SEPTEXI3 $13,887 ',79 WYATT ajr,.:II,fi.PLIREGTBi.B3, guttepithitt thtmelfaitia *anal firtiftt..ll* PUBmpap: Ny4pILY 0 . • AT ONE DOUR AND: A HALR k YEAR, PAYABLE LWADViINCE: Office in "Orttli's Bow,' , • on „Front .streetiffve don's EaWt of glori , s Hotel. - Single Oopies, with,..ne:lnktliorit liTrappe* 00Ult OFfN. E T , S.,.:: 1,, • AVVERTITIVIii • RATESi thie lines, or less) 50, centsfor the firsiinsertion turd 25 cents .foreaeh.subsequent Ansertion. i Prte,- fessional and Basiacss celds, pf , sixlines °fleas at Bis Per annum. Notices inthe roading..,colr unit's, five cents a-line. Marriages and Death, the simple anneubeenient, rice; but fiq any additional liztos,.five cents alitfe. w ctli .A.libentl,deduction made to yearbr'and' half yearly: adyertisers.; ; Having just added. a " HEvi7nyinv Moujt TUN JOBB E R PRESp 2 7 together; with a, large nseortieent of 'n;tv Yob 'end: Card tipp,, Cuts, Borders the Yob 'olfice `of "Tai. MAntrarrarr,l , .whieli tile 'fine 'arid spee,dy e7cecution,of all Itindtof JOB' It'-CARD P n rrx lit from:, the smallest Card , to the LARGEST POSTER, at reasonable prices, ;g-.7 at MR Erdft. The midnight hours ate'tollini how, As o',er thy grave I weep ; And though the busy world now lies ~, Rocked in the arms uf, sleep, . , Yet have I come, My , sorrowing, tears Then thy" tomb to shed, And Wish' myself, in bitterneas, To oe as thou artdead. The solemn shadows of the night Are clustering round rile now feel their damp and chilly mist ~Upon my tevered . brow ; Yet in My sad' nd stricken heart There is a darker night, Compared to which this earthly one Is, beautiful and bright. I,do not seek thy scolotured taint • In the broad-glare of. day •j' • That , Wit ones Inky mock • the grief • That wears Key Gfe tl away ; ) when the midnight,sttsrs Shitie'brightly down on men. r seek .thy.gra . ro, thaf;none Aly ailing tears for thee.: rike'dfivan is - breaking `ln the east, 'shadows 'flee away, And I niust go and jiainihe ,And anti it se eth ki4 r " But oh ! ;there is a fancy within Which none may ever, know, A' fancy that's crushing outpy, the hopelessneas of Woe THE INNER MIERION.="Pi'd,SerVe and' Regulate not Destroy.'!---There is in'ter many avast organiztition, ikriown by the' designation of :Vie "InnOri which is without parallel in tine , Ivitarety and extent of Its 'religious--objects. What.this organization is , to tbe nal darkness of--mankind, I Profesiort Holloway's worldLembracing +tem of medicalagencies is tottheit bodilY infirm ities.; the - L , Germab , instittticin dis semiriates through. its itinurnoitible 'ea) poroursreligious insttactioc lation among-the pAople , of :efeiy 'hind, so- the Agents and* rupretiehte.tiViis'ofi this indefatigable , philintliropist, lyitifferY the mekos of cureitO the:sick - 1a Mr re- , gionc His. remedies•aret £lB- piiteitt` t& control disease and•presiirvegiiid livelong° life, , asAheir tracts and boinilies are to' check vice: and promote' virtue. His; too, is an inner Mission', for there lino internal dieorder which 'lines 'not yield to , ,thatmost peiverful , nnilinfalliblii; -yet' safest ,cif all antidotes, Probably half the; mortality nnoiar occurs mlghtibeAraCed .2 l,9 neglected' 'deriin'gd meta& -of, -the stonaoh: , This' delfca'te and , flaportant 'organ- is fearfully`abused. Luitiry , An the one , on the' other, disorder iti furictionsAnd destroy its vigor; It surfeited, itallidd` stimulated, paralysed—int' -Avery'' misused, and from the chronic dysfibfista • and otherf , foM'S ong,tM . - de'redt s bf this maltitatiitent, hritidredi of terrible imalitdies, every of the system, inevitably spring! Dcic: tors, Sirn ailed in, , Snit What'll theif seriptiOn d one by e IBea9o. 13 b 0 8 MUM 0 1Pb 7: the-so=dallod:remedyl COtinsiVMAigo'n forms Mnpart'of ProfeSsorAibilUiVid , ir irresistihle , Curatilen. -' ,1 1319 J 'Pas posed exclusively of hygearV , vOketabre n batanbes, eel:rabid eutral iz t g structivet elements ')of diseiiie , animal tfinide 4ithl as :niiteh .'calefifive,S ) light banishes darkifebst'': l rPtifit' ishoilldl fail tb prodnbe tlifsi`isifeci; is-'a = gor'm this ally. Theract, , as fin invitoraht7lr t eiticifini`tiil tile stathaalvita no till ileadtiltitYlitt4ekih t ening thi3 Chnstitition; and ififusinktr'ete vitality into every torpid littinc Elie. ly salatartis - the effect OiOtaient in - alreiteirialaffictiorit, 414; 1 thqe who rely UPC•ri: his iyo,great.reme: idles, to AA "cal preperaticiiii, 41eiviaLilad" , iffitti , their misnlaced. ~~yl~i„ ..a Si ' ‘Brother TiiireetVife. j 3 i BY, T. S. ARTHUR) , ,"If Ton An. marry,: that girl;} brcithdr Toni, ,i'll t haye, nothing te do., with! her. Imron't,irjatt;her k nor,aall:- het sister, nor Appak,t9J.her 1" • - • I 14,inzie 7 Lawtort put on.aa outraged ,andlindigne.nt an airiasikt,was-ipo6i3ibre for, ber to, aSI3I/0113. I , . "What's, the; objection 1 9 :asked Tom, in his cool .w.ay, fixing his large, calm eyes upon the pretty face of his sister, ; iii"eilier sat tinetieilYeWaying half aronad ind•liack again on the piano stool . l'Objectien l"' The - y(51;11g lady's clieil fY lips curled.'' "WO; she ? to she ?"' r. ' d hi-th hi • A. sweet-teippere , oug e,,, true-heattedlering Woman, ,who, T will . make me a good little Wiee.• yon net' aniwered; sister mice ?" W "A Contempi thensV.: , "What our mottieVA,Eie I have been told, before, bor t , marriage;". answered brother Tom.i-$ l'And,,if my "riyes haire sot deceixed me;..she.las.lbeema sewing woman ever' since„ory at .least, ever since my recollection .of,her:" . anotherthing,'? said the , eistert 7 -!'lliotherlwas ;superior: .to toir and 'has; risen, above, , "Suppose ',answer .yonrkobjection.•to llarriet;Atild say that:she , is:,superior her, class ; and will rise above it.?: What then? My father made 'good thatri= monial venture, and I may do the some.° "But`whY,' brother' Torii," urged the sister, "don't you choose a wife from aiming-these on your 'own level'?" ' " What qd yon mean 67'0'1:mope your' own level`? ' Let lie'understand , midi` proin `among •,. • move " hoss who mbye iii our colnicircles "' From t eeducate educate, refined sidieCocr?pliihee ihe Misses altoss- ler stance." 'Yes ; tir,the4l3sses /Me h ciserfattie rs , stippcirt ness,.ando.osper.t. this' young!riintro wlio marry them to, .drpthe.satne. zie, the faOt 'orlthe business:As,llJ Mar Mary , Eden•very. we I 1,. and once tb alb 0'136' near, falling indorei withther; that:l4mi really frightened. I- did not:go whir , her, prettvface .again for sbt: 'months'. after I felt the first movement of .4.he tender_ passion." - "Dear Mary ! . Tom To Why not kgrylei ? I could loveher emu own slater." . • fin ,v etrore it pret,ty, m but poor young man, and laave, only, in) , ,tal, ants and paOustrj 1,6 hplp f i vFer,d in tte worni.—Mary can't, ~(lo ,anything lerself,'4dwould expect me I to put her a.' di; establishment bru t little less costly than the one her father owni" 41`.0,b,..bat, Mern-there'll be n - n'ed`odei tyanr: goings tov7hon'sekeeping at' first. Ana then,4ourktbar, hen father is 'well oli:inAMA world,;.ana - hellt: kivei-ter 'a 111.1 1 48Kand:fgrnieh at, Fl nq f.doribC when sha,is, • v , : -,fat Tom shook his - "Mary. Eden's fattiermiy. or .may: not be rich," he replied "'"My own private opinion is, that he is living ap to, if not. a'lfttlailekiiii; iricome; AO* to, theb`huse`and`faruitur`e'which Mary's huolisu`d is going to get, that *Tie tfiirig' very fine'to 7feed aftinOY, The real bricks and s mortar ie another 'affair." 2, l'lob, Pit Xr.,Rden , is, rich; Tota." ‘jfilif. rich !Inn to r dapate 'dux. poor man , of I , P4 ll 9rrey, , Lizzie. n I i went du% giye the e,nap of a finger for a rich' father_ in4wissia dependence.:. limearpto trust in myself, an,hones,t • purpose, and' a clear 'conscience. And ar for a wife, I want 'With life , ` purpose , indus arimdepeidencEl in her, not' great bill:idle of silks, laces, bciiitiets and curl I paperg, nchhing 011, so'tnis'whera fneide 'of the. e'riaoline . ctiouinvallatfon. 'then, 1 . ! aus ; ,aomething_of ganOdependpe s t young man, wonderfully• given to„tbe, orklqf - taking. care of my-; 'selS.,„ happen koake)e,tl the- baltom ,of the o lplideriqed jr, j A yer, get-, to :the- tope of it my own.stranstli: will , ; carry.ime• 'there. Now, a wife orrmy, back instead !of irciiitedOciVii4 'gilder; iiiistpia Iteflwlth 'LTA riipiraids; W onid=be a ~deid weight; ablivis'ebit eatror t lortogekrii NO; tedniVcsifteia trat of your finisfielduieafilitt I.ugrYr l l l3aA4P ea o pg 4 , g Tarr rY U'qAlii94 4 tYfa life—a true, good, patient,iAging 4 lelf-denying, sweet, darling little body, whosia mot asliatnethltw%aitt i thef livin N &Jail° till' Vott what, Dolly, I only wish you We'rVihaFe like Harriet Parker; there would be . ~ I. . 's'7 ,f,,,i!! ,',',",t;.:..'141 44. 4864., ; .1 , s• - '_ )t .°.l Joxty, 'ohne favb ran yn any': kMEM , sense; ,thEin•t.j•ofe, have # nbw. .I).onitlyou know that a dew society!his been formed among young: Mid', 'add, that some of the very best 'stitches' i:Pfetge t 'not: lto itiEtiC7 edoiiinigiee''tnittritii4stiigirlite 'with 'iWo credmiiind ikkitChed, add 'Wye "aoei;n 7 t kno'ir'hoiv td blke, Book 11641'1364 1 , enil'te fig h'daii of lied ititd the' Ithe#Pi'oejd'eht." '• ' ' uPrePoslezotile eiblaimgd Wd'id whes you get on the old inaide' 'lisi, l and See the home •:Of''some .man that.ie itman , by h womanlvhdwies ,got ashamed oineefal ciMployrnent When •she.was, a girl: ean-telljdniwhut; my slainty„little eistdr,l refOrml at ork-,lind-men worth - »having are bsgin ng-to choose between, 'no .merridge• or marriage, with girl* ofTplainerodotionS and more useful: laccomPlishmeets4hau Vr4P9P ses Pe, d , l4 ' the. klaterf4,9l; who loungp on antes ell day, linitting zephyr or reading novels So make up.., your mind io,a referm or. eldoßaiAism.. c .A.nd rile! ! ,p , s ,in u, up derstand thet am„l.s: tiern i e,st, Omit, marrylng 4,tf rlet Y; 4 3q9T#l how 111)w.,wIPtd'eAct117 Bider your hasty resoldtion abouti ; not speaking to yeui,sistekhklawr, ,•'p,aek i kkes let me tell you, will be all on your own, side;3 , .1 V Brother Toni niaaerbtooa` sithou 'IE6 man 'to 'mar'rYing. dolilif mit Vemstilf 'Valkone wh'o was ignorant and unrefined—against thathis geinerously cultivateid'sotil would have revolted.- • But he iraitted , a , Atli, not awartificial, womiult-on'e , Who•could take •her place beside .he,isaidi on.,theklgwiiat rotin of , fortune's' lad der', and keep step with him upward Sueh a one he lied _found Ilarriqt .%Parker, ap,cl,l?e was.nsl!3,pen,dqo oi4g4 to :make her his ente r „ • • • -, ~„",,,.kaajet w As,,af ro gopst le, dlau9,yoring.,gsfi rPI 3 OITO T R / P F NAt na l)X •gq PaTria.d and commenced housekeeping., in ,tgio rooms, with his modest, cheerful, earn estlrdifilled Wife; that her new'sYsterr had a'boa aoinlithing . the+, hise'risitilYwO;i the:bile, %bind:mare& thi34eiVe l ce and et. es:torte ilthead'in iratiOn; or ei were so fortaiate ai . ' 7 "M,arriage, 'they ,say,, -Makes' br Mare arplin,.4lits brother !overhear& Lizzie , oupp saying, :in an undertone to a lady friend. , ; t!.liut it will not - mar..the +Of tuqes,ot brother Tom. HeNs, got just ttiii'irifeto 'help 'kin? alorigin't l le' World ; a:4 ate Wat position to which thlY rise ' “ ,iSti;l 1' i own entienis 44 1 k,P44}L l spoke out bidli - er”Torii:'"She'e. a jewel, an&worth a-thousem&ef , youiptiste tinsels wnmen - .1; toltilyod e6': 3 • But you. couldnit believe;the. Now, , i'flybu'll go and apprentiCe yoUrselftowdteselinlakt , f,• or a:milliner; or learn loliro banY , lfeeftil' w•ortCr-381411,1 not 0 13 1PlY .9rlialrke. l 44uttJ Re4f l •; T Feeoinget,lOwYc 3 F.:4 o 't i v. presideqt iif tke society I>toidlos" About. te . reekri . R.l:!etk, X, marri.ed. He's a splendid specimen, and wiklmake a husband worthy of a queen." Tim SiirkieritriST 'Li ii 'find the`folloivirig in last - Weeles' teitiis`vilte tloarOal meeting its ftill'ebbribf" poPatel' laior. A d h f tpert day is' ii larkir sabsoriptioe,then could hava.beetereason.: ably:expected; considering that theiscrip is not yet ready for delivery. 2419.1 any of the depositories are receiving sAbserip tons for sums, of fifty and one hundred, dollars, which is ap evidence . that tio, Icsin` Will - dot - he confined to capitalists and institutions, but will be taken in 'part i by ‘.lcitizabs of modeiate °' mean ' s. ''Among ' , the )thiPti l s'ite'riett nation c `43urtill 'receptacles which hold 'the ' inge,of an,icidustrioue nod friAgeltplip.ultf ,tiop.„ T.bis.important;fact. has been .r - ,aliFed, in foreign:,,eguntriglit tindNAltei l United States will confirm it.intoi,great., ,er degree. The liberal interest : elf two , t: .• P - 5,P . : 3 1%. , 1 t gents ' E f t 'dfty on, every htpdr ,t e a dAtillEirs,,, l toialier with ' he Prii'ile n ge'ofoonverai2A into a gold-bearing albite ticalithtitiid'itsiOnras;!ptrescitWalifi 'future, to pay both interest and prindil l'";/;ffrstiAORP,04139tt; eltßea a rapid theilesin liste ot atogt ; •arly.perion after the certificates ark, liTlO l te'4l4h u nWii:Ct l e e tCne i rs ' " r ge,a JR. Af!tiont citsrn • rt .:0 ui 45 4 l'isttrUCliin 'liitils i out i 'B l 6 tieigfa'shhilisiblVirreiss'ei4 ° iaid a tllagethelleenomewhai - straightel l efi s ss ,ss4 `in her financial resources, pin an' T'`fi cloves I mast have." EMS i VOL. X.J.-NO. 6. lir Satchel, the commedian, says he :s present at the White House, when the followinghit on the Draft was per petrated : An old farmer from the west, who was well'acquainted with Mr. Lincoln in days gods bye, called at the Presidential Mansion to pay his respects. Slapping the Chief Magistrate on the back, he exclaimed " Well, old boss, how are you." Old Abe being thoroughly democratic in his ideas, and withal 'relishing a joke, responded : "So Lam an old boss, am I t What 'kind of an w s lioss, pray?" was the rejoinder. The Louisvill e .Tournal tells " . good itOry on tile youtig Lieni. )d1 of the - 32a Ilisriouri, who is proof against rebelguns,but falls an easy 'prey to stipair_othright eyes.. .The Col.-at tended a festival at, Hartford, 111., re oently,,and several ladies who waited 011 , M:stable, wore beautiful aprons bear ing the, emblems of our flag. The Col. remarked to one.of the wearers.: "That's a pretty . apron you wear." "Yee," said the 'maiden ; "it ie my • . "d'T hti , iefiiiiibt - niany a bard battle an der thal'ilagi." r'ejidned the Col. indignantly exclaim beatitY, ehp swept away, leaving 'the galline ion `of ifiars ilumbfounded. cr:An .individnal- advertised in one obtheMornint , paPors fim "a wife" the other , day, and reiptasted each applicant foe the situation to enclose het carte de visitc;• OnV of his Correspondents closed hen rbply ,pmtheise terms : I do not en closemy,cantejor,lhough there is some authority,. foriputtirig a term before a eirt t ckknow!of none for putting a card befordian,ase. .1•11jr 114dertakers. , are , making a rise in their terms for ,funerals. Even death is on ~a strike. If speculation does trot` cettsO''Ut : the' iiave,' what be comessof our 'hopes and, anticipations of Eirpelfeetalfiiture "Waifer,"' of the Ex- Fees, is now engaged in discussing the quiet:ion : I Whether it 'is easier and cheiffet to, lWe pr die in such expensive times. as "those 4 ' Air OUP tent's worth of Stout wire bent into Whe shape of the letter 13 is a good proteotir againstburglare. Hang the curved part { of the wire on the door knob\ and let th two extremities pass throtegh the bow f the key after the dbbi"islogked.' : ''.len the burglars may rage in vain, unless iii,ky break the door down. An'exchange says tike late' rain was well received. The coigi pricked up its ears and stalked proud ,7 through the fields ;qhere Were jolly blacks out in the grasi plotm ; the trees wade their lowest bows ; and the potatoes winked their eyesi roguiahlY at the pumpkiG" heads in the next lot. .40 quaint writer ..says :—"I have n9ea,wornen,,ao delicate that they are toAdefor fear the horse running away ; afraid. to, sail for fear , the boat ehtini'd overeat ;I,ancl afraid to walk for fear the dew might fall; but I never saw l oto io get married." ME The Ipliineet leaking face often poseeesee IV° beet heart : Beauty with ontithdritY le, indeed, Worthless. Hand some women fail and grow old ; but acts allindnees,llike the noon day sun, are ever bright'and beantiful. coachman of, aristocratic pro clivities, advertises for a situation, with thsproviso that"non l e need apply who hav t os n.:f, i kentthieir Cau a l see overye ars . three - , . " A hit it shoddy. P4.eitidices ire "like rats, 'and a mind like trap ; they get in -zahilY, and' th'en'perbatik:ean't get out sat Why is tile latter. D like a .faihm ranger ,Ans.--Decanse bY ita. it becomes a, , Ati 1 0 • • I ifir Why is the letter X laze tite'end of time 2.r 'Ans.--=Becansett is 'the' Vol) gluing of eternity. ' '• ' - • • ik l iar Why is tleidetter Ur like wisdom ? 4ns.--,l3?catise it is the begining of goodness. _ fiNt,Why do hene always lay in the ~daytime!? . .Ans.---Because at, ~ night I they;lieconke rooßters. , • ear Our best friends are often those' Ishe tell us of our faults. ,
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