BY FRED'K L. BAKER.
1u CLelllgg-NRINGER
T is the only reliable self-Adjusting Wring
er. No wood-work to swell or split. No
tnumh-screws to get out of order.
titerranted with or without Cog-Wheels.
It took the Fir= Par.miusr at Fifty-Seven
state and County Fair. in 1863, and is, with
out .4111 exception, the best Wringer ever made.
Patented in the United States, England,
Canada, and Australia. Agents wanted iu
every, town.
Energetic agents can make horn 3 to 10
Dollies per day.
NO,. 2,'6.60. No I, s7.bo. No. F, $8.50.
No. A, $9.50.
Sample Wringer sent and express paid on
receipt of grim..
Manufactured and sold, wholesale and re
tail, by the .
PU INAM MANUFACTURING Co.,
No. 13 Platt street, New York, and Cleve
land, (Aid.
S. C. NORTHROP, Agent.
WHA EVERYBODY KNOWS, viz:
Float Iron well gal varized will not rust;
That a simple machine is totter than a com
plicated one;
That a Wringer should be se(f-adjusting,
•
That Thumh-Neretes, and fastenings cause
delay and boob's to regulate and keep in order ;
That wood soaked in hot water trill swell,
shrink and split ;
That wood bearings for the shaft to run in
11 may out;
Mist the Putnam Wringer, with or without
eac-whei Is, will not tear the clothes; '
That cog-wheel regulators-are not essential ;
That the Putorm Wringer has all , the ad
% autageti t and not one of the disadvantages
above mimet
That in trim hare tested it, pronounce it
the beet Wenger ever made;
That it w It wring anything from a ardad
to • bed quilt without adoration ;
We mik.t till the paper with testimonial:,
hut insett . only a few to convince the akepti
cal. If such there tie ; utoi we .ay to all, test
l'utamp'e Wriotor.
. .
'feat it thurituglity wall any and ALL ()there,
and if 101 to irely aa,tisfactory, return it.
I Put firm ManuAteettring Co:
'tiZtIOTLEAILEN t Iknoufain practical experi
ence :at iron wellitalranized with zinc will nUi
icridlie or ruca vise particle. The Putnam
irtinger is 04 'tsar pu/ert us posodik, and I
ran cheerfully recommend tt to bethe beq in use.
es pect tti Ily yours.
.INO. W. WiIEKLER.
Cleveland, Obit).
Many rears' experience in the ga;val izing
business enable me window the above state
ments in a!' partteul'irs.
.1 N (I. C. LEFFERTS,
No. lon Beckmann Street.
New York, January, 1864.
We hate 'frsted Patmini , s C other Wringer
by practical Wtrking, and know that it wi
do. It is cheap ; tt is simple; it requires no
Winn, whether at work or ,•t rest; a child can
operate it ; it does its Cuty thoroughly ; it
saves time and saves wear and MIL We
earnestly advise all who have:much washing
to do, with all inteilin pe.•sons who hwe
auy, to buy this Wringer. It wilt pay for it-
Neli in a year at must.
Hop. HORACE GREELY.
May 2h, 1b64. 601.1
,1-.3 THE DRAFT::
Tilt DRAFT!
Who would not be out of the Draft?
that which erects us in,coonection
nn with the Army, is not tht , only one—the
itiaft,upon the POCKET these limes is equally
t evete—consequently we purchase goods where
e get them cheapest.
filer,
SILICCESSOR TO DAVID Ront
lA TUN HARDWARE BUSINESS.
Would take this method of informing the pub
lic that be is now prepared to furnish anything
in his lineal' business,. such as
Glass, Oils, Varnishes,
."Inces, Iron, Catpenter's Tools,'Hinges,
ifq4l, Locks, Nails, all kinds of
Building material, Coackinaker's
Goods, Cedertcate, Clocks,
Vaney Articles in large variety, with a full as
sortvpt ,of shelf goods generally, which he
will sell at the lowest prices, wholesale or re
ti ii. CBll " and exatitilite the stock.
Ma..lat.ti, March :5. 1864.
The Potent Conn Reflector
•
runts is the most desirable Lantern in. the
Market. It burns Coal Oil without a
chimney. emitting neither smoke nor smell.
It gives a pure white light.
It stands quick mot.ons in any direction.
The flame is regulated from the outside.
It is'neat And compact in form and size.
It is free from solder in the upper parts, and
is otherwise very substantial in its structure.
It has the glass aides so arranged that break
age is lees likely to occur than in other Lan
ternsOliid in the event of bieakage can be ea
sily replaced. It has outer reflectors which
increase greatly the force of Ch
ef liaMe;iferving
at the same time the purpose hades to the
eyes,
i which is very desirable.
It s add lower, With all these advantages,
than any. Lantern intim market which admits
of the flame bring regulafed 'from the outside.
PRIM.' OWE D OLLAR.
For sale at JOHN SPANG
Store, on Jlarket street.
XardtoareHEAP L P$ • r
A Fermi SUPPLY or
.
Coal Oil Loupe and Lantgos
of evetj: patern, Auttable for the Rerlor,
Side the
uitcherrand the Chamber ; Hanging and
Lamps for4Akfls, Churehis, Stores sod Offices,
;laving
.Wcheeed them from the manufactu
rers ill lop quantitleast the lowestuash rates
pests, own them much. under the usual retail
ie although every other description of
goodsare' advancing.
' ' 'PATTERSON & CO.
ALARGE. LOT OF BUJ.F WINDOW
SHAPES rf reuistricably low prices to
close aut. :burr Searrer.za,
tta.
.Maiket Street, Marie
Q Ogetil PT/01 4 re eiiied. for all the lead
-1.7 i s riaodieshi a the day
A; TM, 904 v, Mortar.
HOWE 11ANANA 8 OVA , and th
hest Chewing and Smoking Tobacco at
IVOLFF:'S.
,i.4t 71111.aritttian
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futrisbdr ttitq Zaturtav Saoriting
OFFICE: Bow, Front Street, Ave
doore below Fimtv . E .
TEEMS, One Dollar a veal . , 1,ay0.'; , . a• 1
Vance, lied if subscriptions Z -, e not vod ithin
six months $125 will he chargi - th but u de
layed until the expiration 01 the year, $1.60
will be charged.
AnyErvermsro , RATES: One square (12
lines, or less) 50 cents for the first insertion and
25 cents for each subsequent insertion: Pro
fessional and Businem muds, of six lines or less
at $3 per annum. Notices in the reading col
umns, jive cents a-fine. Marriages and Deaths,
the simple announcement, FREE; but for any
additional lines, five cent a line.
A liberal deduction made to yearly and half
yearly advertisers.
Raving recentled added a large lot of new
Job and Card type, Cuts, Borders, &c., to the
Job dike of c , The Manettian,'t which will
insure the fine execution of all kinds of Jos &
CARD PRINTING, fiorn the smallest
Caret to the largest Poster, at prices to suit the
War times.
Ott, name him not, unless it be,
In terms I shall not blush to hear:
Oh, name him not, though false to me,
Forget not he was once so dear.
Oh, think of former happy days,
When none could breathe's dearer name ;
And if you can no longer praise,
Be silent, and forbear to blame I
He may be all that you have heard,
If proved, 'twere folly to defend:
Yet pause ere you belkve one word
llreath 2 d tainat the honor of a friend.
How many seem in haste to tell
Wliat friends can never wish to know!
tanswer—ente I knew him well,
And then, at least, it was nut so.
You say, when all condemn him thus,
To praise him leads to disrepute :
But, had the world thus censured us,
Father!. liewOuld not hsve been mute!
He may be changed, and he may learn,
To slander friends, as others do :
But if we blame him, we iti turn
Have learnt that hateful lesson too I
Desertion.of myself his worst,
Ifis only crime perhaps may'Prove;
Shall he of all men be the first
Condemned for being false in love?
The world has novel' yet denied'
Its favor to the falsest heart;
Its sanction rather seems to guide
'The hand again ti aim the`dart !'
You hateliim r , foiher,f o ZltOu -know
'That he was cruui to your Chthl.
Alas! I' strove to hide my woe,
And when you looked on me, I,smiled;
But on my ftwed cheek app,uvs
An evidence of all I've tea: •
I prayed for strength, but falling tears
ll.arayed my weakness as I knelt.
Oh hate him not must have seen
Some error, that Was never meant !
Ansi lov., you know, hath ever been
PrOLICIO Complain, and to resent!
Hale hint not, fatlier! nor believe
imputed crimes till they are proved:
And proqf should ratter snake us grieve
For one who once wits do beloVed:
flow much of all Oar's beautiful
In sky or dimmer earth,
To fancy's pencil owes alone
Its being and its birth
How many of those hues and tones,
'Wh.ch blebs the soul and sitht,
Catch ::ot from aught that this world owns
Their music or their light ?
They say that the blight stars rejoice
In their Watch in hight'.4 blue skyi
And breathe an iteceut aud,a voice
Of lo y rig melody.
They say that there is music too;
In Abe young thogglits.ef the blurt,
When hope is high and life is nevi,
Ere care I athi.l.4yed its part.
I gated upon the laughing eye,
Aid on the wreathed lip,
That with a free and joyous grace .
Seem'd pleasures cup to sip ;
looked within—the heart was sad,
And swelling with a sigh.
I turned away in grief, and said,
"Alas! it's all my eye."
.I. , vn watched the livelong, night to hear.
The music of the spheres,
In Hopes some far ilff note might cheer
And sootlie my listening ears
I caught a cold for all my pains,
And heard no sound at all,
Save unromantic fiddle strains
Flom the!alasonic- hail.
IMI
Away! 'tie all an idle tale,
The coinage of the brain,
Which leaves us only to. bewail
The hopes we've lound so vain.
Away t with all that poebtdredm,
This is a world of facts.
Where fiction's limited by steam,
And poetry by tracts,
Nor A FlCTlON.—Newspaper subscrip
tions are infallible tests• of man's 'honesty.
If a man is dishonest he will' cheat the
printer in some that- he bee
paid when he has' nOt-Lor sent wont.) ,
and it was 'lost by° 11.,Re
the paper and will not pay for it, on t 0,2
plea that he did not subscribe for it,
will move off, leaving it come to the
office he left. Thousands of professed
Christians are diilionest, and the print
er's book, will, tell fearfully on
_the final
settlement of the judgement , day. How
many who read this paragraph will be
guiltless of the offence.
sir elderly gentleman, traveliiug
•
in a stage coach, was amused by a con
e tant"fl re' of words' bbtween two ladies.
One of them, at last, kindly inquired • if
their conversation did not make his
head ache, when he answered with a
great deal of naivete, "No, ma'am, I've
Wien married twenty-eight-years."
ar An exchange asks : "If Old Sick.
ory was the real sire of the Democratic
party, who was its dam ?" Why, it Wai
dainned by JanteF Ruchannn
THE FORSAKEN ONE.
STANZAS.
MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, JUNE 25, 1864.
1. REM. COPPEPAiRAD.---nle-
tc - t' 11; t;
~t' :N,l :...
ro•?p,
MU
UMIE
a L . in. ki t• n jai°
P 144206 to save slavery. 2. Opposes vul.
unteering, drafting and every other
method of raising troops 'to put down
the rebellion. 3. Gil:imbibe at the taxes,
and opposes typropriations for the pay
ment of oar brave %oldiPrq. 4. Declares
on all occasii.Ps ..bat w, cab nwer sup.
press the r-bellion, and most let the
Union slide. 5. Writes discouraging
letters to the, soldiers, telling them they
are fighting for niggers.-and had better
desert. 6. Looks pleased when he hears
of a defeat of the Union arms, and says,
'Did I not tell yoti.they would whip you ?'
7. Looks blue when a victory is repor
ted and thinks there must be, some mis
take about it. 8. Don't like the Eagle,
the Stars and Stripes, Red, White and
Blue, and thinks the 'Star Spangled
Banner." Rail Columbia, and 'Yankee
Doodle' played out. 9. Is a most recent
convertto most radical principles .of.
peace.. 10. Gets• angry and leaves .thd,
church when the minister prays for the.
Government of the - United States, and
invokes the curse of heaven upon the re
bellion.
There are other evidences, but those
are unmistakable. Now to oue who ex-:
hibits these signs of disloyalty to his
country, and rebellion, it is proper that
the name copperhead, traitor, or seces
sionist, should be given. Put it on thick.
There is, no danger of hating treason too
Strongly. The Northern people and
the Southern people who love the Union
Alm United States of America—should
be melted into a'solid mass of patriotism
and then they Can, with freedom on
their haulier. And God on tlte4r side, del*
fy all enemies. Oat on mere partyi-ni.,
We hate it: We Pia on izSat our
country—God ,ave
igir Among •he names !_l4 ro
mamae ,f our gr ,, , , j1 c;v.l -sox w:11
down to future .years,. few will be more
conspicuous than hat of `nits /jar
Pauline OuLhmaa. Lane'. •ow ror. 2 l;_
out the co;:ntry at , a U, (tit, scour-aud
spy., The adventures 61 t'ais interesting
personage have very recently been the
theme of various public journals, in, the
Northern as well as the. Southern. States.
We do not here propose to enter into
these details again, but simply itetionlice
her arrival at tbe Astor 'House, 'where
she was called upon on Monday by no
memo friends, including several officials
and well known priiate citizens. After
her long and ardioue servie'es in the
cause Of the Union, bpr capture and con
demnation to death by the rebel General
Bragg, and her rescue by Generals Gor
don Granger, Mitchell and. Stanley at
Shelbyville, under the command of Gen
eral Rosecrans, she is now on her sysy
to the farther North, in search of repose.
Her health has been seriously impaired
by her great exposures and fatigues as
well as by the two severe wounds re
ceived during, her. hazardous career, still
she appears gay and cheerful, and, con
verses with lady like diffidence, and yet
with frinknees, concert ing . her adven
tures. She has with her the autheniic
sketches, portraits, secret service passes,
ire., relating to' her recent labors, and
with these possesses a host of creden
tials and recommendations from high
official authorities. She is a handsome
brunette, with large, expressive black
eyes and hair; is slightly above the me.
dim height, of rounded and graceful
figure and very winning.manners and
address.—.N. Y. Herald.
sir A.n old lady was engaged in. ma•
king pumpkin pies; she ;had got the
pumpkins all prepared, when , by an' un
toward accident the trible.ums overturn
ed,-aud'the liumpkina went oil the..lloor.
'fbe table•in,ocerbirning Upset the slop
pail, and the slops went :an the iiuor.
The old lady, being or a saving disposi:
tion, coucluded"to egae
. pumpkin and
clean up,alsoi so :ho takes . up
. c%nr baud.
fel, looks at it-"C'hat's Ruokiu - ---Pots
it in the i puuipkin ‘fish; up anoty•
er—''That's slups - ---,puts, it iu the slpp
pail, go she g, ! es on picking; up al terr.
&tali pumpkin and dups. till dually she
gets a handful mixed.. She looks at it,
and stiya, "That' is 'some pnaLria, bat
mostly slops!" and hence the phrase.
lir 4. l 4eukb , ?r c`r a iniiitagj comPaPy
was at : Utica,: the other day, talking
about "going to , the wars." He ea dii
that if he went he would take hie' child ;
Withliini:, . ‘ .
:,.
"How Will - yrciu carry it'' asked his
wife .
i
. .
"Oh,strai , it on nly . -ba ts. k 'said be. •,
"Oh, don't I" excla imed' a wife, "for.
be will be the firs? tri',l , - 1"
CAUTION OP. TELif FRZNCEL EMPEROR.-A
Paris letter-writer tells the following :
I waA in a circle, a few days back,
co - Noosed of both native French, and
some newly-arrived Parisians. At last
the conversation turned upon the Em
peror, and the late arrivals Were full of
marvelous 'Stories` -dpon the Emperor's
life. Orie "yarn" ran as follows : A
beantifnl young Italian girl was request
ed to make him a cltink, which she did.
As if accidentally, in receiving the gob
let, he contrived to drop in a small sil
ver knife with which he had been toying
as he sat. The knife almost immediate
ly turned black from the presence of
some poison which the Italian had
dropped into the beverage, probably as
a "flaVer." She was quietly sent back
to the 'Orleanist tribe, whence she'came;
disgraced.
Another damsel offered Napoleon the
larger piece of an apple, which she cut
before his eyed, and while in conversa
tion with him. (She was French, and
a privileged member of the imperial
household.) With true politeness he
requested an exchange, he to eat the
smaller piece, and she the other. The
lady demUrred ; she could , not eat so
much. He seized both pieces, and bow
ingly retired. Next day the lady Con
sented to "waste her sweetness on the
desert air" of a convent, Where she can
reflect that the very first trouble which
arose in the world, in the year one, came
from Eve offering Adam an apple not
Si for his mastication at that time.
1. L: e :.a
MEM
OLD ABE'S LAST.—The latest illustra
tive story of Old Abe is thus related by
a correspondent. Its moral will be
appreciated by men
" A gentleman just returned from
WaShington, relates the following inci
d,2t,t that transpired at the White
Femttto the, u tiler day. Some gentlemen
Sarre present from the West, 'excited
awl troubled about the commissions or
.
omic.dons of the Administration. The
Pre.:tient beard them patiSntly, and
Glen Tfif•eled: 'Gentlemen, suppose all
h,. p..up. rty you were worth was in
gold ; and you' pat it in. the,hands.of
Blondin to. carry across the• Niagara.
riser on -a rope, would you shake the
cattht, or keep 'shouting out ;to him—
Blondin,,stoop a little more = go a lit
tle. faster—lean a little more to. the
North--leau 'tattle more to,the South ?
No, you would hold yaur breath as well
as your tongue, and keep your hands off
until he was, safely . over. The ;Govern
ment are carrying an immense weight.
Untold,treasuros are in , their ,hands.,
They are doing the very best they can.
Don't badger them. Keep silence, and
we'll get you safe-across.' .This simple
illtuitration answered; the complaints of
half an hour; and not only silenced but
charnied.the audience."
Bass. IT Atoso.--Yes,- pass _it . atong
whether you , behove, it or not—that.one
:sided whisper against the character of a
virtuons.female. Yon say you-don't be
lieve,iti but you will nee ?your : influence
to bear up the ,false report and pass it
on as a current. Strange creatures are
mankind! How many reputations Jiave
been lost by a surmise; how many hearts
have bled`by a whisper! goir ifiarty'be
nevolent 'hearts haVe been chilled by
the shrug '6f the''sbonlder! ITow many
individuals have been shunned by a gen
tle mysterious hint? How many bosoms
have been wrung by a single nod. How
many early 'graves haie been , dug by - a
false reicirt. Yet you will pass the slan
der along, 'you •Will pass - it above the
water by a Wag of the tongue, when you
might sink it forever. Destroy . the pas
eon for telling a tale we pray you; lisp
.not a word that may destroy , the charac
ter of another, and as far as you are cop
-1 • • V
; cernywdthe slander will die. Bnt tell it
qnc.4. and it may go
, on the wings of the
winds, increasing with each breath till
it sae circulated through the State and
brotvit to the. grave one who might
leave lived and been a blessing to the
world.
!+ Bridget," bays a lady , to her ser
vant, "who was that man you were talk
ing, with so long at the gate last night,?"
"Sure it, ,was no one.but my oldest
brother,. Tna , 'VlL" replied. Bridget, with
a fleshed oheek,
"Yon; brother! I didn't know •you
had one. What is his name
I •Biroey (Woolan,, ma'am."
"Itideed !•°Hbw comes it, pray,Ahat
tb.P IMMO is not ` the same as yours
"Troth, mailif b 'refilifsd Bridget; "be
bae kii3eivrnarrilki once." 4. •
Or Nothikg, 4" more
,easy, than .to
do mischief; nothipmmore difftou4,oan
to ..inirer without-complaining.
A SLANDERRR OF NORTH CAROUNA.--
Travelling on
n the cars from 0— to
not long since in theolight, .we
happened to get in the same box with
an individual answering , to tha,nstne. of.
"Bat;?' and, his de3eription of `. l Norf .
Kerlina," her manner mid customs, gave
the listener anything , but a -favorable
impression of the tar •:and turpentirie
state, thus :
"Why, gentlemen; a dog with a long
tail ib North Ctirotiria be as great
a show as a nigger with three heads: ,
"Why so ?" asked several.
"They cut 'em off to prevent them
knocking off the huckleberries when
theY are chasing erfoxed and rabbits
throtigh. the iroipils;" •
"PshaW!" came froth alistereet.
"Feet, certain as 'raid ; *EA l yeifnever
see a man or boy there with button's on
his pante!
"What then 2" 'asked . one'.
"Pegs," replied the . everitutierttrba
ble Bat. "Wear buttons all 'oftclimb
ing,after persimmons."..,
"Go it, Bat," cheered an acquaintance.
"And I'll tell you another i thing," he
continued ; "they have to bpi! theAittte
Diggers there, just a, we do calves.
"What for ?", ,
"So their owners' can tell whictt
pher hole they're in.',"
A general scream calloyacd thistha
engine squealed, and. we, all, jumped, off;
at Al--
A Stioniakties ALL.--Jim Jones ei
shoemaker in. a place which shall be'
'lambi* is living with his second:wife,
who is neither the handsomest ner best
natured woman in the world. In fact,
it, is not certain whether be might, not
worshipher without violating the com
mandment, for it is doubtful whether
she is like anything in heaven or Upon.
earth, Whenever Jim praises his first
wife, it a sure sign that wife. NO.
has been giving him a lecture, and if
that, lecture was, not,. like many modern
books, illustrated with cuts, why so much
the better for Jim.., Rep:intly, after re
counting his troubles to his fritmd and
crony, Billy Belton, Jim :gave an exbra
bloir the peg, and exclaimed:
tell you what it is; Billy, ,when. .my
first wife died I lost my, all !I'
"Werry :said•:Bill `flicte•yetr
this one died,you'll lose , yourrlast f e
Jim threw% his hammer ; but-Billy. in-.
geniously dodged .out of the' .
SCENE j MIATEIMONIAL.—V itturn:
phant.—Can, you let tnetye,money this
morning to pure4ase w b a neonnt, rci
dear?,:
."By and , 4y, Jove:
"That's what you always Sliy; my dear:
but how can' I B.uy and Buff without
money 9"
IEIIEI
And'.that= brolight , thatmoneyi'juatas,
one ,good; turm'deseeires Her
tl*aa sucblissfitbtfitipsicetried sgaiti
nest- week: I • 7 , (•,1
"1 what-Money : any dbarc..to I buy, 'li
nt:M.6ml' :f€'^-a' •- •
yobs mina' have 'it ; - joirttalleil
me a bear last iiight;m.siii&her.husband.
'Oh, well. dear,' you know thal,,„....was,
only because yon are fond of htiggreig.
,hit him' just, 'right and like!
got "tike money and , yoMethiii;g,, as
he left hiiipretty wife andhiiiilect'ofi'to
business, saying, 11 1 fortrine to
keep snch a wife as ,you
worth it "'
fir During^ General 'Birnef's'recent
raid Ahrotigh.Tbirida, a bright fade. girl
inn found atone her parents
having skedaddled. - She wawrither non
committal. for she" did. notlinow.whether
the troops f
Were Union or rebel . wo
fine dogs made appearance White
a conversation was being held wits, the
child, and she informed one of.her,ques.
tioners that their names were Gilmore
and Beauregard,
."Which is. the Ve l st
dog T" asked a bystander. "I don't
knoW," said ehe ; "they're ' both ,intghtY
smart dogs; but they'll either of rem
suck eggs if yoti don't watch ?eat." The
troops left without ascertaining-whether
the family, of whichlhe girl was so hope
ful a scion, wet •Union , or rebel.
Ibtlwer thinks a man's nature is
shown by, the way he shakes hand's : that he
may have the manners of a Chesterfield,
and'smile very sweetly, but yettuarchill
and steel yam: heart against him the
inothent be' shakes bandstwith•You..But
there is, he says, a. - cordial grasp which
shows warmth of impulse, unhesitating
truth, and even power of character—a
clasp which recalls - the claseid At in
_the l4 "faith of the right - hand:"
•-' • - ' •v 4 .` •
Music is , the only earthly bliss
that the imaginations of men have trans
ferred to,heaken. ,
VOL. 10.--NO. 47
Odds and Ends
We notice in a contemporary's col
umn the advertisement of a lady for a
husband—" None need apply under Fix
feet." Whew! but the lady goes in for
..11y-tuen.
A volatileyoung man, whose cooquesta
in DA female world were numberles.:, at
last married.
"Now :my dear," said : his spouse,
hope you'll mend."
"Madam," said he, you may depend
`upon it, "this is my last folly."
Doctor Bolus, who was very angry
when any joke was passed on his profes
sion, once said, "I defy any person whom
I ever attesided,to Accuse me of ignor
ande or neglect."
•
"Th f il y.cou may do safely, dodtor," re
plied _a, wag ;."dead.men tell no tales.!"
An Irish girl at play on Sunday being
accosted by the priest, "Good morning
daughter of the Evil. One," meekly re
pliedc::,4Gdod morning, father."'
`A.-wag recently appended to the list
ormitrket iegUltitionti, in Cincinnati,
"NO Whistling near the eansage stall."
Noticidy giving attention to Diogenes
while diseotirsing of virtue and philoso
phy; he fell t 6 Singh% a fpnny song, and
milltithdeA`giithered "to hear him. "Ye
gods !" said he, "how much more is
folly admired' than wisdom Poor bu
.
man nataiie!".
=IS
lii` ti
good AoiiiitY we are required to do
obliging things to one, another; in gen
teel society ;We Jare only required 'to say
them.
A country-woman once brought a
piece of board to, an, ar>t the re
quest that he would. paint _upon it St.
Christopher, as large as life., , •
"But," returned the artist, "that hoard
is not large enough.for the pitrpose."
"That's a bad job," said she ; " but
look ye - here, sir; ye can-let his feet
hang down over the edge of the board."
- Hans, Who is a jtidge'of morals as of
ciiirendy, , says that being tender to an
other, man's'Wife is not in aiiy way a le-
gal tarider
If you and your sweetheart'vote Upon
the marriage yiestion, you for it and she
Eig idOs t t, O ' Oflatter yourself as to it
l$ ing a' tie:
Say what is right,And let others say
what they please. :You are,responsible
for, on/y-(1' tie tongue—even if you are a
married, ; man
A -vender .of- hoops. was recently ex
tolling his wares-in presenCe of a custo
mer's! huSband:' , lady should be
without -one' of , these beautiful skirts,"
said, :Abe vender: - Well, of coarse
nO5" drily al:marked:the husband, who
was softiething 'of 4. 'wag; "she should
be: within themJ.
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The lady who''made'a dash has Since
husband'brought b ec to a fill stop'
Eviif 64 Ittioii4l 'hew' often he has
been ertigffe, bat 'every rogue does not
know hoii'often lie has been a fool.
"I hive you will „be - able to support
me," !said a, young lady, while walking
ei# one day •with her intended, during a
.slippery state,of the paiement. "Why
..7 7 .ay--yeV said the somewhat .hesita
ting i swain.,,•"with ;sense little assistance
; from your father." :
:A eimeeiteds cokethrib, with a very
Fritronising air, called out to an Irish
labOrer, "Bere,' yon' bog-trotter, come
and tell'me the grealest lie you can, and
I will, that yen, a glass or Irish, whis
ky.". , "By my irorif," said Pat, an yei-,
hcipbes a gentleman."
who, is never satisfied with others
maytears if, he chooses, that nobody,
is never satisfied with. him..
ifahlehoo,d. paralyzed, the Aougue,
what a death:Ake titmice would pervade
society !
The :Paris. fashions say the colors
mainly worn are "blondme," periwinkle,
gray, salmon, and imperial green.
When op?, chickens Cross the road ?
; Ans. , WiLetv. they , want to get to the
other side !
Educate the wtmle man—the head,
tits heart, the_ body= --the head to think,
the heart to feel, and.thu body to act.
A 4. .
tstanguished actress was lately in
troduced to a lawyer in New Orleans,
who was tat at all backward in sounding
his own praise. "He is a very smart
man e " an acquaintance remarked soon
afterwards: "I, know it," she replied :
"he told-me so himself."
One . watch set right will do to try
many by, but on the other hand, one that
goes wrong may be the means of mis
leading.the whole neighborhood. The
same may be said of the example we in.
diridually set to those around re!