The Mariettian. (Marietta [Pa.]) 1861-18??, April 30, 1864, Image 1
gotgegitst Vensgiblutia lottrual: gebottlt to Volities, fittraturt, gLfirititurt, gttus Hof Eke gag, font tIIIg EP, fr. BY FRED'K L. BAKER. DR: HOOFLAND 9 s GERMAN BITTERS, Prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson, Philadelphia, Pa. IS NOT .A BAR-ROOM DRINK, 'OR 'A SUBSTITUTE FOR RUM, Or an intoxicating Beverage, but a highly con centrated Vegetable Fmtract, a Pure Tonic, free from alcoholic stimulent or injurious drugs, and Will effectually cure Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, and J,itandice. HOOILANB'S GERMAN BITTERS • WILL Cl= MILS* CASE OF Chtonic or Nervous Debility,- Disease of the Kidneys, and Diseases arising from a Disordered Stomach. ciesnitvr. TILE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS resulting from disorders of the digestive organs: Coostipation, Inward Pllee, Furness or•lliood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Fullness or weight in the Stomach, sour eructations, sink qng or fluttering of the Pit of the Stomach, iwimming of the Head, hurried and difficult 'teething, fluttering at the. heart, choking or suffocating sensations when in a lying posture, dimness of vission, dots or webs before the sight, fever and dull pain in the head, defici ency of perspiration, yellowness of the skin and eyes, pain In the side, back, chest, limbs, sudden flushes of heat, burning in the flesh, constant immaginings of evil, and great de pression of spirits. NOONAN'S GERMAN BITTERS WILL GIVE. YOU A Good Appetite, Strang berms, Healthy Nerves, Steady Nerves, Brisk Feelings, Energetic Feelings, Healthy Feelings, A Good Constitution) A Strong Constitution, A Healthy Constitution, A Sound Constitution WILL MADE THE WEAK STRONG, Will make the Delicate fleetly, Will make the Will aiske the Deprwied Lively, Will make the Sallow Complexion Clear, Will make the Dull eye Clear and Bright. 113• Will prove a blessing in every family. it:rain be used with perfect safety by male or Female, Old or Young. PARTICULAR NOTICE. There ase many preparations soid under the name of Hitters, put up in quart bottles, com pounded of the cheapest Whiskey or common Ku in, costing from 20 to 40 cents per gallon, he taste disguised by Anise or Coriander seed. This class of Bitters has caused and will con .inue to cause, as long as they can be sold, Jundreds to die tte death of a drunkard. By their use the system is kept continually under the iuduence of alcoholic stimulants of the worst kind, the desire for liquor is created and kept up, and the result is all the horrors at tendant, upon a drunkard's life and death. Be ware of them. For those who desire and will have a liquor bitters, we publish the following receipt: Get one bottle Hoofland's German Bitters and mix with titre e quarts of good Whiskey or Brandy, and the result will be a preparation that will far excel in medicinal virtues and true excellence any of the numerous liquor bitters in the market, and will cost much less. You will have all the virtues of Hooftand's Bit ters in connection with a good article of liquor nrd at c much less price then thaw inferior preparations will coat you. DF.LICA.TE CHILPILEN. Those suffering from mammas, wasting away, with scarcely any flesh on their bones, are cured in a very short time; one botch in such cases, will have most surpriping effect. DEBILITY, Resulting from Fevers of any . kind—these bit ters will renew your strength in a short time, FEVER AND AGUE.—The chills will not re turn if these Bitters are used. No person in a fever and ague district should be without them - 4 g 3 em Res. J. Newton Brown, D. D., Editor cf the Encyclopedia of Religious Knowledge. though not disposed to favor or recommend Patent Medicines in general, through distioet c.f their ingredients and effects; I yet ktim of no mallet int reason why a man may not tee thy to the benefits he believes himself to have received from any simple preparation, in the hope that be may thus contribute to the bene fit of others. I do this more readily in regard to Hoofland's German Bitten, prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson because I was against them for a number of years, under the impression that they were chiefly an alcoholic mixture. lam indebted to my friend Rob't Shoemaker, esti., for the removal of thie prejudice by proper tests, and for encouragement to try them, when suffering from great and long debility. The use of three bottles of these bitters, at the be ginning of the present year, was followed by evident relief, and restoration to a degree of bodily and mental vigor which I had not felt for six months before, and had almost dispair ed of regaining. I therefore thank God and my friend for directing me to the use of them. J. NEWTON . BROWN. Philadelphia, June 23, 1362. ATTENTION SOLDIERS. AND iltr. FRIENDS OF SOLDIERS. We call the attention of all having relations or friends in the army to the fact that " Hoof land's German Sifters will cure nine-tenths of the diseases induced by privation and ex posues incident to camp life. In the lists published alaiost daily in the newspapers, on the arrival' of the sick, it will be noticed that a very large proportion are•suffering from de bility. Every case of that kind can be readi ly cured by Hoolland's German Bitters. We have no hesitatioy in stating that, if these bit ters are freely used among our soldiers, hund reds of lives might be saved that Oberlin would be lest. The proprietors are daily receiving thankful letters from sufferers in the army and hospi tals,who have been restored to health by-the use of thew Bitters, mit to them by their friendsi Beware of counterfeits ! See that the sig nature of "C. M. Jackson," is on the-wrapper of each bottle. • 14 Large Size. *bun per bottleror 1 , dozen for $B. Meium size, 76e per bottle, or • dozen for $4 The larger size, on account of•the,quantity the bottles:hold, are much the cheaper. Should your neare'bt druggist not have the article, do not be put oil by any of the intoxi cating p r eparations that may he offered in its piste, but send to us, and we will frirweat; securely packed, by *lr. Principal Oft! ..Sfatittfactory, No. 631. Aid • ' granny, JONES & EV *NS, (iplesOqfpri t0_c0.*%040 0 .1 % : &, , • 04/110 Oskw), 4. For the U 41,Toirri and6Deiger. ever"' the 3wikin nited ate& 30-ly tjt gJ ' artt fulaifibtb tbtig Sat&lb4g Pitorttins , OFFICE • t Carnes Row, Front Street, five doors beldiv.Flery'e`Hotel. TERMS, One DOllarJa year,- payable in id vance, and if subscriptions be not paid within six months $1.25 will be charged, but if de layed until the expiration 'of the year, $1.50 will be charged. ADVERTDARG RATES: One square (12 lines; or leas) 50 cents for the first insertiowand 25 cents for each subsequent insertion. Pro fessional and Business cards, of six hies or less at-$3 per annum. Notices urthe' reading-col umns,five cents a-line. Marriagesand Deaths, . the simple announcement, FREE ; but for any additional lines, five'cent sa line. A liberal deduction made to yearly and half yearly advertisers. Having recentled added a' large lot of 'new Job and Card type, Cuts, Borders, Brc„ to the Job Office of "The Matiettian," which wil insurei , the fine execution filial kinds of JOH & CARD PRINTING, from the 'smallest Card to the largest Poster, at prices to-suit the War times. THREE WEEKS AFTER MARRIAGE, I don't care three-and-sixpence now, "For any thing in life ; My days of fun are over now, I'm married to a wife— I'm married to a wife, my boys, And that, by Jove's no joke I I've eat the white of this world's And now I've got the-yolk. I'm sick of sending marriage cake, Of eating marriage dinners, And all the furls that people make With newly-wed beginners; I care not now for white champagne, I never cared for red ; Blue coativare all blue bores tome, And Limerick , gloves or kid. And as for posting up and'do*n, It adds to all my 1118; At every paltry country town I wish you emir the bills; They know me for a married man, Their smirking says they do, And charge me as the Scots Greys charg'd The French at Waterloo. Thin Stout, I've grown, too, quite am idle rogue, I only eat and drink; Reading with me is not in vogue, I can't be plagued to think ; When breakfast's over, I begin To wish 'twere dinner-time, And these are all the changes now In my life's pantoruine. I wonder if this state be what Folks call the honey moon? If so, upon my word, I hope It will be over soon ; For too mach honey is to me Much worse than too vouch salt; I'd rather read-from end to end, The works of Mr. Galt. 0 ! when I was a bachelor I was as brisk 's a bee, But now I lie on ottomans, And languidly sip tea, Or read a little paragraph In any evening paper, Then think It time to go to sleep, And light my bedroom taper. O I when I was a bachelor I always had home plan To win myself a loving wife, And be a married min; And now that I am so at last, My plans are at an end, I scarcely know one thing to do, My time I cannot spend. 01 when I was , a bachelor, My spirits never flagged, I walked as if a pair of wiogs,. Had to my feet been tagg'd ; But I wallr much more slowly now, As married people should, Were I to walk six luau an hour, My wife might think it rude. Yet after all, I must confess, This easy sort ofiway k Of getting o'er life'a jolting road, 11 what I can't gainsay; I might have been a bachelor Until my dying day, Which would have beam to err at least As far the other way, A FORTUNE REFUi3ED.—The grand father of the printer, Duche, was a protestant refugee from France, and Crossed the Atlantic with Wro. Penn. Daring the veyage, Penn borrowed twenty pounds of the Frenchinan, and when they arrived in Philadelphia, offered him, as payment, a square in his city, of Philadelphia, meaning thereby to' , show his friendship, Duche, however, very courteously, refused, saying. he would rather have the money. 'Block head" said Penn, "thou shalt. have the . money ; bat canat thou not see this will be a great city in a little timer Doche afterwards frankly acknowledged, that he bad proven himself a blockhead, whey he saw' the square' he bad Tafused, as an eqiiiiileat for twenty pounds,sold `for as many thousands. Wairl IN A Yaatz.—The greatest English philosopher wail l3acon ;. one of *the limit Scotch Roots, goggi an4,,one of the pleastuitest British epsvtista -14944, dirg.4--treeAPOTA* I Ogb , IMPOO k ' 1p out down in OsWomb,. MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 1864. Snoring. We'find in an old number of the sew York Mirror the 'following pithy.artiele on "SNORiNG ]dies it ever befallen the gentle,reader to sleep in a crowded hotel, in an apart ment shared by several others ,; or in a stage trav,eling all night _ ;.or , on board a steamboat ? If so, you must have suf fered from a nuisance, we. fear, beyond the reach of satire, viz.:run:fug. W hi3th it is an Americanism, like whitling, spitting, putting the feet on the man tel-piece, and wearinthats with a long nap, we do not at this tithe wish'to cuss ; nor Whether RIB one of thole' general evils iticiderital to the 'universal infirmities of liaman* nature; but- we do say, that your regular snorer is an enemy to'society, add ought either to "milt hid propensity; or turn hermit. Our object_ in'trriting this fat° solicit the attention of the learned to a subject intimately connected with human comfort, that some means may be adopted either to have the class of snorers kept distinct from other people,-in a different part of the town, and compelled' to -travel in a line of' stages and steamboats tonstruCt ed expressly for them ; or else to check the propensity in early childhood,, by a rigid course " -'of education. Our youth are taught to dance, sing, play the fid dle, sit straight, eat with their foik, and be virtuous, bat not a word about sno ring ; not a hint of this faculty, growing up in the secrecy of night, like a rank, luxuriant weed, within their character, to break the peace of innocent families, and ruin, night after night; that precious balmy sluniber which lies so, "starkly in the traveler's bones." Snorers I Why they are monsters. We avoid them in all our rural peregrinations, and smile inwardly on finding their acquaintance cultivated by unwary strangers, who little think what a trap they are falling into. We are one of that extensive class of human creatures who enjoy a fair night's rest. The day emphatically belongs to earth. We yield it without reluctance to care and -labor. We toil, we drudge, we pant, we play the hack horse ; we do things smilingly from which, in secret, we recoil ; we pass by sweet spots, and rare faces, that our very heart, yearns for, without betraying the effort it costs; and thus we drag through the twelve long hours, disgust ed almost, but gladdened withal, that the mask will have an end, and the te dious game be over, and our visor and our weapons be laid aside. But the night is the gift of heaven. It brings freedom and repose ; its influence falls coolly and gratefully upon the mind as well as the body; and When We drop the extinguisher upon the light which glimmers upon the round untouched pil low, we, at the same time, put out a world of cares and perplexities. What, then, must be our disappointment to find ourself full length, side by side, with a professed, regular-bred, fall-blooded snorer, when the spell of sleep is every few moments forming on us ; and then broken by the anomalous, incengrifous, nasal vociferations against which, at this particular moment, we are endeavor ing to excite the indignation of the reader ? It is one of the advantages of author ship, however, that even evils, by yield ing prolific subjects for the pen, may be made a source both of amusement and profit. We experienced this the other night, when returning from a day's ab sence, the traveler's , vicissitudes sent us to sleep on board a steamboat, plying between this city and Albany. Fancy us, good reader, you know (or, for we have been band and glove with you for so long a time, you ought to know,) our sly penchant for comfort—our harmless pieces of epicureanism - on a small seals ' —our enjoyment Of a shady, still comer —our horror of being wished and thrust about "any how." We have even, On occasions; betrayed too many of our Se cret tastes and antipathies, and have been rated sometimes by anonymous correspondents, (those familiar ? invisi `ble gentry,)• for preferring a slant sun beam through a heavy curtain to one • that comes in like other. beams. Imag ine•us; then, 'in a "night boat," whisk' even , the captain confessed , was "slow ;" the wild and tidtragainst us, a hot night, numerous passengers, the engina•heav ing and wbrking liffolieusly, with a , , regular and heavy impulse, that jarred through the massive vessel with jerks and'aliocks like little earthquakes, and the subtle languor' or stamber eiettlirig through our litabsvand hanging on oar' erkidi. , 4) hundred or tWo:i traveleti hliCraleadPzltivrtled'inr andmirewft , , lIOUOTOU b elow lOW the cabin, Ewa 'rested by,-a clerk to a berth, where, our guide informed us, we.were to s/eep. To sleep I We looked at the fellow's face. It was perfectly grave and respectful. ' A glance 1113 he had intended no insult. He left us, and we paused to look around . Ah , ! the cabireof a steam boat is nielancholyiffeir to a sleepy gentleman, about eleven o'clock at night. A dim lamp, suspended from the ceiling, shed a doleful light upon the long, low, nariow aptutirient. The cur tains 'of the berth's were mostly drawn. Divers boots, which, *hen enlivened by their respective legs, had clambered mountains or paced over -fieldif, now lay in groups hors and thefe. Hets, valises; umbrellas ; rested by their openers„ being probably the only vestiges of them we should ever encounter. One fat gentle man had just lifted his unwieldy person into bed, and was tying a bandanna handkerchief around his head, prepare 'tory to his leaching off into glorious repose ; while a cross-looking lean per son opposite, having Wound up hie watch, and rescued his feet from his boots, with a prodigious deal of strain ing' and ill humor ; having with could efabie difficulty discovered where he was to dispose of his Oldak and other matters; bumping his head, moreover, while getting into his conch, and easing the -pain. with a smothered execration, at length also disposed of himself to his 'satisfaction. We do not know anything' which, when a man is really out of 1311• mor, exhausts his philosophy more utter ly than hitting his head sharply against any hard object. lldy friend cursed the builder of the steamboat, in a half-smo . thered growl, and then all was quiet.— And now we were floating off into a pleasant sleep, when a low and gradual ly increasing sound from the berth of the fat gentleman arrrested our atten tion. We . listened, all was silent ; and then again the same sound, more palpa ble and better developed. It was at first a Fong breath, of the consistency of a load whisper. We turned over, still it went on. We turned back again, there it was yet. We rose on our el bow, in a passion, and' poked our head out between the red curtains. There was they fat gentleman's berth. We could just detect a glimpse of the ban danna handkerchief, by a feeble glare of the lamp. Our sleepy eyes passed dis consolately over the boots and valises. We laid down again, but could not "with all the weary watching of our care-tried thoughts,” win the coy dame sleep to our bed. What was to be done ? Go up aed hit the fat gentleman a blow? Impossible. Complain to the captain 7 He woeld laugh at us. Never was man so weighed down, so oppressed with Bleep, and never did man so suffer from a snorer. The fat gentleman, as if aware of - out misery, and Mocking it, went on, like an orator getting warm with his subject. He grew loud, vo ciferous, outrageous. We laid and list ened. He inhaled, he , eXhaled. Now the air rushed in through his extended jaws, now it burst forth obsteperously through his sonorous nose. He took it in with the tope of an octave flute, he let it out again with, the profound depth of a trombone. He, breathed short, he breathed long; he gasped, whistled, groaned, gargled. He quickened the time ; became rapid, agitated, furious. Hitherto he had snored with the sound of a rushing, regular stream; hastening on over a deep - channel—now' it was the braiil, clash, dash, hurry, and disnordent confusion. of the Seine tide,' hurled down a' catered, of broken rocks —at last he gave an abrupt snort, and ceased altogether. We were thanking' heaven for this relief, when a treble voice from the berth- directly: beneath, announced new trouble. It was some one- 7 -whom, we knew not, nor do we ever covet his friendship, who belonged to a different class of snorers. He made, a regalar, quick, sharp, hacking: sound, like that of a man cutting wood. Hick, hack', back-We heard it at intervals all n i g ht; Th'e lean ientieniari, in the op posite part of the room, now put in his claire aqinorei. He bad four' notee. It Id alune. .Wcould be . .written and played. any'day. We litafghed ontright, ; and inwardly resolved.tb find tha-fellow 1 . out, aud see:. , y,liatl he was like by day 4 ,4 light. He played onlometime; and then finished with a sadden combination of sounds amen& the constitnent parts of ; which we could plainly distingnish:ahiss, Out two snee zes His exit reminded ue of those creationeto -be' 003116'.0)lideb;'in,` which• whitl..roundinzatoround - androuniff tand;:then .extiledeci.Avkth, a;, phibitail, imitisrgsuretWbelbenntenualy rapplaitdedi by the enlightened audience. TAata4 was something in this gentleman's sue= ring, which touched our feelings. A fine'dpirited fellow he was, we warrant, Full of life and aniination, and not in dined to hide his light under a bushel. What became of him, hoWever, after the explosion, we cannot say. Mi left we "silente, and his eveporatiOn we almost lainehted. We should like to k ow howeVer, whether any law can be , put it es - quisition against these gentry, Or why we have not the same right to practise on the fionibene, on board the. steamboat, that they possess of "pier cing the night'sclull ear," by such pomp ous dieplays of nasal ability ? Bad Breath. There is nothing more offensive inthe world than •a bad breath. It is vulgar as' well as offensive. In a man iris quite be yond endurance; in a woman absolutely horrible. We would jtist as soon think of marrying a girl with the smell .pox as one with impure breath. But as loathsome as the odors of bad breath are, it is the simplest thing in'the world to have at times a sweet'and ineffensfre breath aye, sweet as the breath of a new=born babe. In the first place, keep a clean mouth, which is easily done by having all decay removed by the use of 'a _good tooth brush; with a little soap and water night . and morning. Commoi toilet soap will do, but motile soap is preferable,, as it is more strongly , , alkaline and contains less impurities. The teeth are decayed and filled with tartar, and discolored by the acids and vitiated by secretion of the stomach and' the mouth, which may be perfectly counteracted and cleansed by soap which contains, _alkaline. If it is made by the teeth, an observance 'of these„ directions will thoroughly and surely eradicate it:- It may. be naceess: ry to go elsewhere for the tame, where it is frequently found—to the stomach. If the, breath is bad from this cause, the tongue will be-coated, the Stomach op- pressed with perhaps heartburn and acid eructation.. Correct it by leaving off all diet of indigestible • charabtef—cut off one-half of the quantity put into the stomach at each meat, and our word for it, the remedy will succeed most admir ably, and you will be, blessed with one of Nature's greatest bleiiings--a natu ral breath, A SHOAT CONNUBIAL LEOTUltx:—Soold ing ? am not scolding 1 I never do; Rasher 1 If I-express my mind about anything you begin to-talk about "cur tain lectures" and , all that kind of vulgar stuff: Men have fairly worn out their awn tongues . talking about women's tongues, yet I've got-te live to Bee the day when' a man admired a quiet wo man. You always see them running af ter the silliest chatter-boxet: The fas ter they can talk, and the more' foolish things they can say, the better they like ' 'em—provided always it ain't their Own, wife ! ' It's only last night, at Mrs low Dock's, yon,wes' perfectly infritua ted with that Mrs. -Giggle that we wo men despise. I had to laugh in my sleeve, to see how you stuck , by her side the whole evening. Jealous ? got a bit of it. Me and Grimace were Watching you and enjoying ourselves very much.' Grimy ace told,me it was , surprising tor See a man with such a wife 'as you had, inter ested in that-silly little. Widow: Yon , were charmed .with her good nature ? I presume so. You'd rather lave some body with an eternal smile on their face,- than to heer the wittiest things said'in • cutting wary. ,The fact is, Rasher, you' i re not a judge of the female sex ; they can null the wool over your eyes without least difficulty. Yon presuthe , l am as well aware of that weakness as silicone ? Ohi,now, , don't be getting sharp—it ain't becoming of:you Give, me the money I asked for, that's want of ycin: • Of course it's, all I, ever want, of you. • Men :sverel9 2 4l l9 - to earn money, and-women tot ,speria it ; that's what's the-matter, ,me. Rasher. ar A. young man and his sweetheart , etet!Ped at - a country. tavern Their awkward ap,pearanee,exOted•the atten- tion of one of the family e who common-: cad a honversation with the femele in 2 inquiring how far she--bad traveled- that asy-VdTraveled 1" the ) ger •indignantly; "Vie did a tiit teavol,:wie A clergyman,. who , yinvoonstding' a young widow upon the death of her hushand, spoke in a_veiT - serious tone, r'em'arkingthat "he 'w as on'etV•i' fe w "lon' olinnat Mid his equal you know" I 'To 'Whin* the sabbing fair •OneriVied t With' deli t &Oren Weir 1 "1 (43 now, but VOL. 10.-NO. 39. Pray tell the, ladies, if you can, Who is the highly favored man Who, though he's married many a wife, May be a bachelor all his life? , :What is it that makes every body sick bckt those who swallow it ?—.Flattery. Why is a'pair of skates like an apple ? -They have occasioned the fall of man. Whit trade is the sun ?—A tanner. What is that which is above all hu man imperfections, and yet shelters the weakest and the 'wisest, as well as the wickedest of all mankind 2—A hat. When Socrates was asked why he had built for himself so small a house, he re plied, "small as it is, I wish I could fill it with friends." These; indeed, are all that a wise man would desire to assem ble ; for a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures, and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love." Every man, like Gulliver in Lilliput, is fasteneid to soma 'spot of earth, by the thousand small threads which habit and association are continually throwing around him. Of these, perhaps, one of the strongest is here alluded to. When the Canadian Indians were once solici ted to emigrate, "What !" they replied, "shall we say to the bones of our fathers, 'arise, and go with us into a foreign land ?'" When does a cow become real estate ? When turned into a field. What smells the most in a drug shop t The nose. There is no, pride in heaven, because there is no corruption for it to thrive on. If a lady yawns half a dozen times in succession, you may get your hat. '"Time works wonders'," as the lady said wen she got married after an eight years' courtship. What military order is like a lady crossing the , street on awet day? Dress up in front and, close up in the rear, A 10y, who.was a strict observer of etiquette, being unable to go to church one Sunday, sent her card. The age of a young lady_ is now ex pressed acCording to the present style ,of Skirts, by saying that eighteen springs, have passid over her head. . , A lady,who was very modest and tac iturn before marriage was observed by a friend to use her tongue pretty freely afterwards. "There was a time," said he,""when - I almost imagined she had none." "Yes," said her husband, with a sigh, "but it's very long since. "I believe the jury have been inocula led for stupidity," said a testy lawyer. "That - May be," replied his opponent ; "but the bar and the court are of opin ion that you had it in the natural way." Henry Iy., having bestowed the cor don blen on a gentleman, at the solici tation of the Dnke de Nevers, when the cellar was put on, the gentleman made the:customary speech, "Sire,' am not Ntorthy.'"l know it well," said the king. i'What , on earth am I to do with that corrigible son of mine?" inquired an anxious father: "Dress him in a suit of shepherd's plaid;" was'the reply. "Why what possible benefit would that be?" Amended the wondering parent. "It would,, at least, be the way of keeping him in check." Young ladies, if you've got a bean to dispose 0f,,, now's your time—expose 'him to the draft: "What's the use," said an idle fellow, `!of a man's working himself to death to get a living ?" There are - more lies' told in the brief sentence, "glad to see you," than in any other in the English language. " A dish washing machine is the last invention.. It will, among other things. wash knives andlorks without wetting the handles. some people are , never contented. After having all their limbs broken, their beads smashed, and their brains knocked lout, they' will actually go to law, and try to get further damages. • Shoemakers and milkmen make good sailors—they areboth ,nsed to working at: the pumps. Thilie who are roost *eery of life and ,yetruoit unwilling to die, are such ais ,Dave lived to no parpose,wto have rath er breatho thcta Three" „ One: abut. cotemporaties says be gog a horse givan,to him. -He forgot to add the- word nwhippiog:r MMA Nat,nre, when she beatitirni !leadticorgkikgl9;44Bo#lo4.with *gra .tion,of her own work that she foets `the brains. Odds and Ends. A clergyman.