BY FRED'K L. BAKER. DR. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, Prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson, Philadelphia, Pa. IS NOT A BAR-ROOM DRINK, , OR A SUBSTITUTE FOR RUM, Or an Intoxicating Beverage,but a highly con centrated Vegetable Extreicl, a Pure ;ionic, free from alcoholic stiinulent ox injurious drugs, and will elfeeitially cure Liver Complaint, Pippepsia,'ariil , Jaundice. HOOFE4 13'S GERMAN BiTTERS WILL CURE EVERY CASE Ohioan or Nervous -Debility, Disease of the Kidneys ' and Diseased arising' from a Disordered , Stomach. OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS reaultiiig froin disorders of the digestive organs: Constipation; Inward Piles, FuMess or blood to the. Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Naused, Heartburn Disgust for Food, Fullness or weightlidhe Stomach, sour eructations, sink ring or fluttering of tne Pit of the Stomach, iwimming of *he Head, hurried .and difficult Are.ilthing, fluttering at tht heart, choking' or 'Oulfoenting sensations when in a lying posture, dirtiness of vission, dots 'or webs before the sight r fever and dull 'Nandi . ' the head, defici ency of perspiration, yellowness 'of the' skin and eyes, pain,in the side, back, chest, limbs, sudden flushes of beat, burning in the flesh, constant immaginings of evil, and great de pression of spirits. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS' =1 A Geed ,Appetite, Str:44 nerves, 11,alttey Nerves, Steady Nerves, Brie::: Feelings, Attergettv Feelings, &unity Feelings, A Good Constitution, A Strong Constitution, A flealthy Constitution, A Sound Cpnstittition WILL ..MAKE THE WEAK STROMI, Will make the Delicate . heftily, Will make the Will trl'•4ke'ti!tt Depressed veli,c Will `make the Sallow Complexion Cleat , , Will Make the Dull eye. Clear and Bright. . 11:rWill prove a blessing is evely latndy o :l^Can be used with perfect salt Ix by'cuale or Female'. Old or Noun& . =I Iliefe , are. many preparations soid under the name of BRIAN, put will quart. bottles; cpm pounded ut..the. eineakst Item, custiug (min.: am 4.0 cehts , per the taste disguised by'slinse ur Curiaudsr Tins class of Itittt.rs has caused and will con iaue cause,' us. long, aS they can he ~ultl, .ir.ndreda to.die tie death .of .a. drunkard. lly their use the system is .kttpt continually wad r the. influence of alcoholic stu n T) wits tit the worst kind, the desire for liquor is create I and kept up, and the result is ail the hurvirs ....t -tendlifit upon a druid:4o's li a and death. Be mire of tam. Fur those whn desire and will hare u liquor bitters, we pothish the following receipt : (let ille,botyq .11oajlariet's Gerpsal Bitters and '.with -mix t/h quarts of giiiie,WhiskeY or Brandy, and the result will be s pr'eparation that %Ulla' excel in inedieWal,f, , vitples and true excellence any of tikeumerritis liquor bitters hitlie Market, andtiotireottt Much less. You will have all the virtileVoN/P0 47 W 8 Ba lers in connection with itlifok y article of - liquor and aVaAnelf',less .prOY , their: , these inferior preparations will cost you. ' DI4LICATE,OIIILIABXN.Sit Those suffering oin Frearasmus, g away, with scarce] p theit - bodes are cured in a very short time; one bath , in such eases; will have most surprisia:cetrect. DEBILITY, Itesultirfg fretn`Fevers of any kind—these bit ters will'retiew'your strength in a short time. FEVER AND AGUE.—The chills will not re turn If these Bitters are used. No person,in fever arid agile district should be without' hem From Rev. J. Newton Brown,. D. D., Editor of the Encyclopedia of Religiou;Knowledge. Altltough,not disposed to favor or recommend Pate.,nt Medicines in genera!, through distiest of their ingredients and' effects:; I yet know of no,sutlici int reason why a man may not tes tify to the,benefits he believes himself to have received from any simple preparation, in the hope that he may thus contribute to the bene fit of others. 1 do this more readily in regard to Hoodand's German 'Alters, prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson because I was prejudiced ~against them for a number of. years, under.the impression that they,ere ehielly,4n alcoholic mixture... I am indebted to my friend Rob't Shoemaker, esq., for the , removal of this prejudice . by. proper tests, and for encouragement to try them, when suffering from peat and-long debility. The use of three bottles of: thesd-bitters, at the be ginning of the present,year ? was followed by evident relief, and restoration to a degree of bodily, and, mental vigor which 1 had:AM felt for six months before, and had altiteaVdispair , ed 'of regaining. .I thereferelftank . :Ged annd my friend for directing - .2fii'fo J. NEwtoit,lllitiytht Philadelphia, June 23, 1862: ' ATTENTION,' SOLTAkETiS.O AND THk FitiNNDS OF SOLDIERS We call the attention,of all having relations or friends in the army td the fact that " Hoof-, land's German Bitters" will ,cure nine-tenths of the diseases induced by privation and ex posues incident to' datio life. In the' ists ` published almost daily in the newspapers, on theiarrival of the sick, it will be, noticed that a very large proportion'are suffering from de bility. Every case of that kind can he readi ly cured by Wetland's German, Bitters. We have no betitiftiot. in statinglbat;if these bit ters are freely' used among Otir reds of livest might be saved that, otherivitiv would, hejest. The proprietors are daily receiving thankfu letters ,from . stilferers in the army and hospi tals)Whe have been iestored to health by the use Of these Bitters, sent to them by their friends. Beware. of counterfeits 1 .. See that . the-sik of "C. M. Jackson," is on the wrapper. of each bottle. PRI OES_ Large Size, $1:00 per bottle, orb dozen for $5. Medium size, 75c per bottle,'or , dozen for $4 Tho larger size, on account of the quantity the bottles hold; are •much the cheaper. • Should your nearest druggist not have the article, do not be put oil by any of the intoxi cating preparationslhat may be offered in Ats place, but send to us, and we will forward, eecluely packed, by express. Principal Office and ManufadorY) into. 631 ARCH STREET. . . JONES .Ik, EV,ANS,' i, 7 (Successors to C 4 M. Jacks 'I.& C 0.,) fopriotors. , For sale by Druggists anilo) alcrs in every "lan in •t-tfi7P,. . . . . . . ( IfhtpenbtfitVenitsgittftia treat : pthoteVxa alxxzxs,Yiteraturt, Agnalture,, , Tatal rdifligentt FOR RATS, MICE, qi.OACHES, ANTS, BED-BUGS, MOTHS IN yuks,- WOOLENS, &C.. INSECTS ON PLANTS, FOWLS, ANimCilS, Put up in 25c., 50c. and $1 Boxes, Potties, and Flasks. Three and Five dollars sizes for Hotels Public Institutions, &o. "Only infallible remedies known." • "Free from Poisons." "Not:dangerous to the Human Family." "Rats come cut of their holes to die." . Sold wholesale in all large cities. Sold by all druggists and retailers eve rywhere. .L;'" BEWARE of all worthless imitations!! LI" See that "COSTAR'S" name is on each Box, Pottle, and Flask, before you buy. Address ' HENRY Ii. : :POSTAR, ' Principal Depot, 482 Broadway, N. Y. all wholesale and retail Drug g4ts.in `!Marietta, Pa. [10:30 ' . ~„, Dr_ 6b , C3('D_ WOULD TAKE THIS Method of infritining their patrons ande friends that they have just received a COM , PLETE AND AVELL SELECTED STOCK. OF. Dr • • 7 CHEMICALS, TOILET ARTICLES, DYE-STUFFS, PERFUMERY, &c. Also, a well assorted stock of Coal Oil Lamps, Shades,' Globes, Burners, &e„ Inks, Pens, Paper and Envelopes, Fresh Seidlitz Powders, Citrate of Magnesia, - Cologne of the best quality; Hair Oils, Pomades, Sago, Tapioca, Berminla ArroW Root, Pure • Thin Btou!., Ground Spices, Pocket Books; SoapS, Combs, 13tosbes, Gum Battles, • Balls and Rings; :Taylors' . Shaving-Compound, Burnett's- .. = C,oconine. and Kallistm, -Flavoring= Ex.,ttacts..ot, Lemma, Vanilla; Pine , Rose; Strawberry and Al— • ~x , ,,,; In oud, ntunt wder,,,Po wue r • 'Puff Boxes, Bann of a Thousand Flowers, Farni y Receipt* carefully compounded t; pre6criptions coreeetYfitled' at `all ihbu lCe Calls itnsWeled by the 'llneAcii: at all hours. K UNKEC'S CRL,EIiRAXED . TV.iyh'... ./pait. Ififter . Wine of, 'Ritter Wiiic,of Iron Bator Wine;uf thin ' " ' The Great Tonic The Great. Tonic The Gieat TOnic The Great Tonic Foi Dyspepsia and Indigestion, For DyspeOsia and Indigestion ! For Dyspepsia and Indigestion, For Dyspepaiii, and Indigestion.. For weak Stornachs and General Debility. For - Weak stomachs and General Dshility. For weak stomacns and General Debility. FOr'Welik 3ioninclis and General Debility; Reliable and sure to do good, Reliable and sureto do - good, Reliable and sure to do good, Reliable and sure to'do goOd, An'ttcannot do Harm. cannot:Ad4tfd'im. And cannot do „Harm. And cannot do Harm. It costsliut little and,purifieS the blood, It 644;titi4 little: :Lb d, purifiea ihe Wood, It Obis ,but little, and purifies. the .blodd, 'costs bat little andpurities the Wood, We now only ask a Trial We now only ask a Vial We now only ask a Trial We now only ask a Trial Of this valuable Tonic. Of this vaLitable Tonic., Of this valuable Tonic. Of this Valuableirdnic.' Only Inc. and One Dollar per Bottle, 0.10 75c aglif $1 pet Bottle; Orly 75e and $ rper' Only 75c and al per:Bettie. Manufactured solely by , 8.• KUNICEIA- Bto. No. 11S.x41arkeNst.y Hairisburg. 113- None . genuine without .their signature. For sale by.,Df.. 13 f4NE &C.O„-.Market-st.; Marietca,,pa„ and by, all respectable, Druggists tbroughOV4ho..,country. . ‘, [2.126w • PHIL 41..PELPHIA 1 1864 1864. PAI.}E 1 - 1 ANGINqS, k:lr L L & , M .11,01 . 111.KF.,. , A NUFACii.TRERS OF t qa - . • t. . 'WALL- PAP 14114 S , AND WINDO*, 9UATA.II , I, PAPERS, , 'Ciiiner of Fourth -and ...Market strechi, • • ' THMADEETTITA.' ' • , ' N; 8.--4 fine stack of I.xi,r; .SizAng.s'con gtadtbr on hand. , ' .(3m ' A DMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE. ESTATE, of Elizabeth Shuman; Late of the Borough of Marietta, deceased..' Letters of administration on,said estate hav ing been granted to the undersigned, .all per sons indebted thereto-are requested to , make immediate settlement, and those-having claims or demands against-the same will present them without delay fat settlement to; the undersign ed, residing 'at AiytiiWzi, in East 'Donegal township. - - J. D. LO.I,IGENECKE.R. ELATED WARE : A Large and'lnie stock:, of Plated ware at H. L. & E. J. ZArrny per of North Queen street & CentenSiiutim Lancaster, pa, , Tea Setts, in yarietyreolteb!7 Drns,, ,PAphers, . Gobletsi..Satt Stands, Cake / . Baskets i aid Baskets; Spoons,lorks,..Kuives, Casters, &c., &c. at manufacturers prices. , , , s. & E. J. , ZA.FIvPs. Cor. North Queen at. and'Cejatre Square, Lan caster, Pa. Our 'prices are - moderate and all goods warranted to be as represented. -- • .REPLA TING attended to at moderate rates. 1. LADIES I'o MARRIED LADIES! ; TRULY 4 BLESSING 1.1 I will , send, frea of charge, to any lady who will send in her name ani address, directions how totpresent the extreme poin of c(tild-birt4, alsoAloyfttosiloYo? Perfactty, healthy and; be/tui tiful,childreni also one other drew_ awil#lPart ant. secret,,tlm_. only sure. and safe r remedies. ovArAiscoycred. 114 y AhJCPt .. in making the Abysm offer is.to, induce every , lady. tO•t'esti,MYregtedies. , Address Manmor DULENTAAJX, M . . D. f 767 Broadway, N. Y. MARIETTA,:PA - SATURDAY 'MARCH'S ' 'lo''' . • . --. • . . ..,„:? ,;1 .•• ' utlf.dit ibtrg Zatitr/In 'Atatniirg. • or OFFIOE : Caum.'s .RoW, Front •Street,•five doors below Flury's Hotel. w TERMS, One Dollar a years paystblet : in. ad vance, and if subscriptior's be not paid Within six nionths•sl:2s will•bw charged, titiiiif•de -layed until the , ' 1.50 Will be charged.' •' , AnvEIrI6ING , tIVA TER': 'TOM , gqiisfel (12 lines, or less) 50 cents for the,first s kosertion and 25 cents for each subsequent :insertion:" Pro fessional and llusineer cat ds, of six lines or less per annual.' Notmea in the redditie col- Ulllll5, fi.ve,cents a-Ifne.; Marriages,anilDeaths, the simple announcement, raEE for, any additional lines,ltiVe • CentS a A liberal deduction made,to . yearly..zathyalf yearly advertisers..,. • Having recentled added a large .lot of, new Job and Card type, Cuts, Borders; . &c„,,to, the Job Office of " The Mariettian," which 3vill 'insure the fine execution of all kinds of JOB Bt. CARD PRINTING, frOlii the 'Smallest Card to the largest Poster, at prices z to suit. the Weir times. THERE COMES There comes a tilnelV A si lv wc_glasld„... i ,,,,, And a sunset down the tea, Slope gradual, amP We night windscold Comes whispering sad and chillingly; And locks tire gray As winter's dai; And eyes of saddest blue behold, " The leaveS all weary drift away, And lips of faded coral say, ' There conics a time when we gronr old.. There comes a time when joyous hearts, • Which leaped as leaps the laughing mini Are dead to all save memory, . As prisoner in his dungeon chain ; And dawn of day : ,11.atir passed away: , The, moon bath inte,darknesslrolled,, ~, And by the embers wan and , grayi r. , A hear a :voice in whisper say,. :;, There comes a. Lime when we grow old. . . There,comes , a time when manlmods,p rime Is ihrouded in'the midst of years And beauty, fiiaing like a dream,' Huth pass'ed away in silent tears"; " Anditben , how 'dark l • . • .But Lae spark That 'kindled youth to hues of gold.l , Still burnstwith,claar,and steady ray; And fond.iiiffectionn,4inkering, Say,4•: There:conies a.time- when we glow Then comes a Orne,when.latighing spring nd golden summer ceased to, be; And we put on thp,autump robe, , To tread the last declivity ; nowthe.shme, With rosy hope, Beyond the sunset we behold, . Another. dawn with fairer light ; While.watchers whisper thin' the night, There is a time when we grow old. inffil ICE A Scmi-=-MoRNING AFTER ELFiITION: —"Pa, does wine make a beast of a "!~shave 1,. child — PnrhaPs °nee in a while." "Is that the reason why Mr. Goggins, the' tavern'lreepe'r, hai on his sign, 'En ti3itaitinient for man and beast ?'" "Nonserise child ; ; what makes you "Because ma,says that last night, you went:to Goggins' a man and came home a Beast, and that ho entertained you.'l "That'sjnother's nonsense, dear. Run out;and play ; papa's head aches." PRQE THE, PLEDay..-4 ,man living in Orange county was found one .night,- climbing an overshot .wheel in a fulling mill: ; He was asked what he was'doing. He skid he'was trying to'get up to bed, but'dorne or. Other the stairs'would` n't hold still. ' : BREAD - Puntaxo.---Take one , quart of? sWeet'rnilk,Ahrae thinees of light wheati bread; soak the Eireak in the milk, add' two Oita • butter the size, of a walnitt,' sugar and spice to taste. Bake haKaa, hourAn.a quick oven; to he eaten hot with egood sane& A 'pook Ffenehman, - wlien wife aroused him, from his sleep with the cry, "get up, 13aptist, there is a robber, in the house," answered sensibly, ""don't let us molest him: Let him explore the house, and if he should find anything of aoy value we will take it from hith.":' er "I wonder where those elondeitre going?" sighed Flora, peneively,:as she pointed with her thin, delleate:finger, to .'the heavy funeral masses that float ed lazily in the sky. . . "I think they'arezoing to thunder,P said . her brother. girA.,sf. Louis paper tells us a skory of a disconsolate widower, who, on,see inglis.late wife lowered into the grave; exclaimed, with tears , in I've lost cows, Int I never had anything to but me like this" ligir "Wake up and pay fnr ynurliodg ings," said the deacon, as' - be onudgetil,n sleepy 'etrangek 'With-'the e.etittiinitatitu box: , k , k it icki st 4foWever" , ifinthh-al.PfiWithibkerisPl shop may be 'Cioided;' it loan-sum place. THE CONTINENTAL BUTtON; sivity oP Tup. REVOLUTION When.the.,A.merican , :army- was en canaped,at Volley ,Pcrge,..a 13Atiall of& 9. B ro,,Whp.ruse ipaqeya4 qpop the family of a gentleman in Philadelphia, hp.d oc casion to visit the camp, with a message under a flag of-truce. The bidy.oT hOuse defermined to accompany him, for the purpose of o'r "t'o' her' baud, who had been out for' shdo time ;with-the Gontinental tirmYl; .and, as it was 4 necessary :to' comma her;' design from•the officer, - ,the:matiter was , accom plished by artifice: ,taken the stuffing,out .; of the cutalkions,of i tlegiginthe,regimentals;'were inserted in its place, and thingti;Went on smoothly, until the roughness of ;the road suggested to the gentleman' that his seat wai none of the , softest. In vain were two, unoffending, coat tails condenced koeternal punishment, 4 14 and rtidelyjerkeA from beneath the own er, who belieied, that Aey we're the Atli prit, and in vain were his _pockets searched, in hopes 'that the ,removal , of a stray key or pen-knife would alleviate hie Inifiery. ".'-'• the , disnitir of distioveiW thb ftidi taxed tier pb*efs brlabnifetikitibh 'io''`ihn" tit! mcist;Mnittop'ei of di #e`i. - itk hiifittentiori frbmlso preasidg hleinlVect ianduitte button's •4:1 bh ti iitaly , their=nomatry t 'u v Arrongs,upon , th ptgyann of. enemy, doubtless -`twilisperiDg in 09evqs," 4 • • , wee,liispolture, is not nght, And is not sQttted quite,, „ • 'Look, now, at his Oadliiinaces, while be, poor fellow, inwardly the prirpitivenese of.sfinkeP-;etishiobs, and fpr , tho in.xnriotislquarter that she,llail,left i bething.. 4 .t : , L „! Weary. ,tniles, ; wgre.traxellell, , the, Gay, tab still suffering the penalty, of.fhh3 , loyalty, when the truth suddenly Bashed across his'nand,' and "memory recalled certain - nfysteribus converaafio'ns he had overheard in'Ae '`house; "about bioad' cloth' and' embroide'r'y,' "rho sebriit Was, diSdoibinci butihis troubles Were . not yet over, for he now found'himself on the horns of a dilennaa as uncomfortable as the Continental. buttons, And he rode on perpleed,4twegn,his, duty to his. king and his 013,1.ig,nt0,n a, to e, lady. , • Too much of -a gentleman .to betray , her, and yet too loyal an officer, willing ly t'o carry "aid and boinfore'to the re bele, he heiitated long as tothe course" he should'pbrsue ; but the gallantry at length get the beiter bf and; brave= ly subroittinkle• the stern infliction, he concluded not to verify his suspicions by ocular deinonstrat,ion. A significant , s gesture alone, informed his companion,tliet the ayshca, was discovered, and the rebel garments were stiifered reskli'their ahatinilihn cirestai - 7:3 , • I , l 4 Ohteriti selflo' the' iiiiiihtibn; to whether the energy or Ingenuity 'of the, young wiks . linseryhh,the more, praise, and NO:tattler the dt.ity of the oiji:cer shoßlsl have . superseded that of.thn g galenzer— but one'thlng, is •certain—the rebel gen tleman received a uniform which he sadly needed; 4if the ‘theuloiii "of the is nidle v fotoiTictieiished by he'r desee - nd.' anti;;Whehavei. "Cha tinental Bntforia." -"" MEE MEI ..41ir'J,t WAs, Poly, 4 1 '.. --- saQrfl , P 9, memory-,1- r w,ho said that .Igife is a„ . esun r try. drree ,do,cs„, n , out?ide and baf.ll tread oti:the corns of #your rielghbrii• • t, Lt 3, OIL t‘ri ' ,„; poke your nose everrivere3 liande • around ; right and r iefi. Bob' your co- U coinit, the npile elided: Vitrie;hatigs up th'el fifeiitti'zprits , outVthei light." 1 • ,407; A, gentleman rhe! , Iclt a r T R I FP for several weelks' ! boaFCaP4 lodging„ complained one morning that his coffee was not settled. "YhiChlid' better i,et tie for Ihe' eddinr and Anik'•cOnlanip `, 4 said the landlady. TEEM er-PDidt your fall hurt,qyon ?" said one hod-carrier to another,' whodiad fallql!frcß Oct t9l ,o f44' 4l P7stor.Y,l l 9 l se• "Not in the least, hong, ;; Insts.th t e, stop t pin' that hurt me," • Gir Homo Tooke, Wlietf asked 'l4'i George(llLawheth`er , he could playldt, bards, replied--"l,oarka6t,Vori.tdiajesAyo tetkialo4.oomoPakAYNT ' .: ' 'Aritifilgto+ " Why are lawyers uneasy sieepais ?' Bhilinbevtliey'llieitstolthitAide 'And lie on the other eido, and are u wide awake all the time, COME Napoleon , Bonaparte. Napoleon's ; -acquaintance with Jose .phine- arose from the impression 'made on him by her son, Eugene Beanharnais, a little boy. He came to, request. that 11 Fs - fa th'e sword;"wbich had bee de- Ve re di lift, ig hi 'reit° i*ja h The boy's earnestness with' 141:6814; tir d his regahst , and the tesiA 4621,3'110t-to Hayed wheh 'he' belie t ii;Or11; n te'te St et Way° rd on%so tiftt 'net' only Was the sWefd , giibtr'io te ininh &I° :become ii 6 (IA a in'te r d With tte mOther "ale 41e and soon 'l3eOttibe: frecideritii He -delightedr`to , lienethaidetaile . which' She 'gave'of the - ecitirt 'of "Come;"-he Would' say, 'as he 'set by her side of an now let 'us talk of the told court—let us make a tour 'to Versailles," It was in these freipient and familiar interviews that the.fascipa tions of Josephine woo the heart of ,Na poleoti. "She is," said, he, "grace per sonified—everything she does is with grie.aand delicacy peculiar ,, to her Self. ". The admiration and.love of such a man could not fail to inako an impression on a woman fikeiiosephjea2 It has been said thittlt Was impossible to be in poleon's company ,with Out Y being struck by 'his personal appearanne.; not, .so much by the exquisite symmetry ,of his features; and:the noble head and , fore he.d; which 'have furnished, the painter and' the neulPtor with One of their finest mtidels; nor even ;by tho ,meditatire look; se indicative of intellectual' power;; but the magic charm..was the varying ex pressiorr of - countenance, which Chaaied with every -paiisibg , thonght, and' glowed with every feeling. 'lliklrail4;lt is said; always inspired confidence: - ”It . the NDucliesS bf -Abrdlites';'n:iites"tei describe - the clitiTiflof: IcEibiitg.nairce . when' ho'smildd-liiiii3 'sbui•Vis' hist Oyes"." , > , 'The iritigla power , of that :expreshioh at'at later Period is 4811. "known: ' experienced' it 'e when; h ' snid, "1 bevel , ' loved.atty •one mbrelhanthatMan." He possessed, too, that greatest of all charms, an harmonioms voice, whose tones; like his countenance, changing from emphatic impieSsiveness to caress ing softness, found their way to every heart 'lt may not have been these.per sOnal and mental gifts alone which won Josephine's heart . ; the ready sympathy with which Napoleon entered'intO her feeling s, may have been the gientest clittinito an affectionate and loving na ture like hers. It was of one, of:t,hese confidential evenings, that, as they sat together, she read to,him the last teifor which she - had.. received ; from herima fland 7fts: a,nipst touching farON.olt , 5 V ( .4 1, ' dtteplytpffe . Ptpd); hap beep said tiaitft Jetteri,ari.Josaj phi 8/334449/1 readdt, hadt,a, powerful effect a.pcon-his feelings, already. 89 much excited .by admiration.. 'gar Sir Francis Head thus philoso phizes on the life and progress of the infantile porkies : "ne pig having no business or diversion—nothing to "occu py his hPuY§7-he whole, power of his, syAem, is devoted to digest* of,_a siiierabundence of food. : To encourage ;; this, nature assists him with sleep, which lnlliog his better faculties, reals stomach to become,,thii ruling power of his L system, : a tyrant who .can , :kniarun OrleiS, ! ,preseftqa hitio wtallnlie: , poor: • pig.thus, treate,di gorge 5., himself,P. sleepsy eats Again, Sleppar-awakes:ln ansfrightv screams,, struggles againsVaiblneapsonsr, screams fainter ; ; and, fain ten turns.up whites of his little eyes, and dies.", •„_.• • Poison of almost any kind sial loWed will be ihstantly,thrown from the stomach `by arinkindhalla"glass of wa: tkirwarm is hest,) in which has been stirred' `a triblii-spoonful of 'erciund tard ; as' soon as'irOrßifing ceases, dhidi a cap Qf stro.ngticoffee,..into +which. has beefil latlrred..t,hei whitty ,of +tan ',egg+ ;• thik nailifies;any.remnanbAltioh , the.musturd mighj haße left: ,+ ; +4O tom' Paste may be made with flour the usual way, but her,thicker, rfit .with su g ar, and 8 84 1/ a proportion of T9WU , 11 „ /,t r quantity of - corrosive, sublimate. A uttoil' , drop.or two of the essential o of laven w-,4 t“ , der, 'pep c kerniintanisu, 4 or o bergan t iot,.is a Ooniptetll security against' molding: Paste made in this manner, if kept in elosd coveredApot, , may be preserved in attavitfittlo - rind titl ant/Mao.' s A little nonsense now.and , theni Is relished by the wisest men. ' Charfris:L-A •foitiind 'of 'twenty thou .sita pounds. Counter-Chaime.-1 5 reitishep-girls. Tiie times are .gettiri d that .P1 3 9P 1 9 gaal . ak 1 3 ,Intrentr 2 whe is.Astranger,,,to l thlatr.er feelings, is recommended tolhaveurur in troduction. o b rn the r," -ttm bct t iede gerve's*:'hofaifnielld,''l4; Rtitt-bge6like 1-I.llrt ate l?tteis M. pArkeel after physicians'' names, 'Money•=c, DOwn." "Oh, Mary, my heart is breaking:".-- "Is it, indeed, Mr.Olosefietl ~So much the better for. youY, "Why so, my idol,?;' "Because,when prokfrfout and oat, you may spit off the pieces for gunfli,n4." , fire that "wentont":has rettitted. most uriptiprilar• ruth for the Bl e record' of 'oaten' ages. ' t Recommend to yinr ch u ldrel • n• virtue thaVilind can nakethonahappy—no t A1a 4,1 We may forgiye ignorance. buk not He w If to Pl,l4,"lPti9R. • ho haso nny,, i should say nothing. . • Most women had rather have may,,of their good qualities slighted, than their beatity. Yet 'that is*the*rnostirt °ruble eceomplishment of Ili 'Nechako of real ' ' • - Transported for life. The man wha marries happily \krliiCh trav=els at ,the gieati hot or cold ? Beat . : because.you.caa easily catch cold 4 genera! Lane said, one day, at his, speech after, dinrigr o thut he was "too full for utterance !" You seem animutdd by this fine au tumn' Beene, my sal? a. InVer. "No," said she: "I nifer Bball tie c o 41143'; • It is a shame, if any person poorer than yon is more contented than you. Ae .who promises his promise with tlie ,satoo,.,ease,a,s,#a made it. You will always be reckoned .by the world nearly of the same character with. those whose company you keep., 'lf You ever promise at all talie at least,that it be so nobody may, suffer by trusting you Is,it not better OatfsPqrfFill , M4 tgli• you yon faakts,,,privatoly, than tho,yom,r, nippy ! t alk ; them publicly ? „ Asking altwor bylettet:; on giving it Re.rsnn tune to , thinkiofitt,iS onir gialing IlitOtto.ripportunitr,ofygettink offliandt somely, A leaTned writef — says of books,:— "they are masters who inStruct us with : , oiat reds or ferule's, without arcirds,br anger, without,bread or money. tf y p on . approach them, they are not asleep . ; if you seek them, they do not hide, ifyou blunder, they do. not scold Of you, axe ignorant, they do not laugh at YOu 2 " A young lady,, had,..we!ttite 4 rd many summers at the sealids c , Nyas,ps cased of dying her-4181r, which -is of a nb't tlib'Slighiestftititinikilktatcnifit4dir how fdlgel 4rasti - '" ' l4 ' l "3 4" r ' t; ha- • • Jimesi attimiffed a .parts - Philaeliciltlil!`Wheire 'Win ) viag'",tirtlied 4:ird yoa never eat pork, M "i n— l:Aid he, tauntingly. "Never, sir." - "Nor st,e,lard lumps be .eontinrieo. j'“ k 414), sir; our religion teaches us to ikv,od everything swinish, phisically•and inorttl. ly ; therefore you will eXCPS9 Me! for ;le-, dining. to have ,any_morn „words with you. , The following i& a true copy of a sign upon aria academpfor teaching An ',cam of the western. "States.:—"Freeman and Boggs, School Teachers. Freeman taitae% the hoys and linige Mid girl' MIEM BM=EM i' , W-hatip you r drive, §Pt! PigNi lopitingmarepo egiAllakfgrA, Woy, Oon't I You..plit tkellAT Plat PC,ilf "A. heavy cgat 4 pl ers,Rthe gkoPrxerliter.7cl what little there is on hi It is easier to forgive ak my : thae. tliolßeik'd we ha* lOtir - resentinent 'grows wi 4sett; atidi*l3 feelvindieti - rgree with onr own doubt! of finding forgivenesE. MEI A : ' OM Odds. 'and kids. v' ~;: MINE MENEM