The Mariettian. (Marietta [Pa.]) 1861-18??, January 23, 1864, Image 1
BY FRED'K L. BAKER. D R. BOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS, Prepared by Dr. C. M. Jackson, Philadelphia, Pa. IS NOT A BAR-ROOM DRINK, OR. A SUBSTITUTE FOR RUM, l a h i=riricatiii Beverage, but a highly cop tract, a Fuse. Tonic, from alto o tr. mulent or hijurioius drugs, sad will effectually- cure Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, and Jaundice. 11011FLA1ND'S GERMAN BITTIB.S WILL CURE EVERY CASE OF Cbsonie or Nervous Debility, Disease of the Kidneys, and Diseases arising from a Disordered Stomach. , OBSERVE THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS resulting from disorders of the digestive organs: Constipation, In ward Plies, Fusness or Blood to lbe Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust for Food, Fullness or weight in the Stomach, sour eructations, sink titig or fluttering of the Pit of the Stomach, iwitnming of the Head, hurried and difficult Breathing, fluttering at tht heart, choking or 'suffocating sensations when in a lying posture, dimness of vission, dots or webs before the lied, fever and dull pain in the head, defici ency of perspiration, yellowness of the skin a►nd eyes, pain in the side, back, chest, limbs, sudden flushes of heat, burning in the flesh, constant immaginings of evil, and great de pression of spirits. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS WILL GIVE VOO Goad Appetite, Strung erves, • thalthy Nerves, Steady Nerves, Brisk Feelings, Energetic Feelings, Beaky Feelings, A Good Constitution, A Strong Constitution, A Healthy Constitution, A Sound Constitution • iNict. MAKE THE WEAK STRONG, Will. Matte the . WV dl' make the Will make tha Depressed Lively, Will make the Sallow Complexion Clear, Will make the Dull eye Clear and Bright, ILI-Will prove a blessing in every family. ....3-Can be used with perfect safety by male s!r Veinsle, Old or Young. PARTICULAR NOTICE. There are many preparations sold under the name of Bitters, put up in quart bottles, con ,pounded in the cheapest Whiskey or common !tom, costing from 20 to 40 cents per gallon, the taste disguised by Anise or Coriander seed. This class of Mtn rs has caused and will con .inue to cause, as long as they can be sold, ..),,Ittlreds to die tte death of a drunkard. By their use the system is kept continually under he influence of alcoholic stimum.,ts of the worst kind, the desire for-liquor is createi and ept up, and the result is all the horrors at tendant upon a drunkard's life and death. Be mire of them: For those who desire and - will have,ti liquor Litters, we / publish the following receipt : Gil one bottle Hoofland's German Bitters and Unix with three Quarts of good Whiskey or Brandy, and the result will be a preparation that will far excel in medicinal virtues and true excellence any of the numerous liquor bitters in the market, and will cost much less. You will have all the virtues of Hooliand's Bit ters in connection with a grind article of liquor and at a much less price then these inferior preparations will cost you. DMICATE: cif ELDR.R.N. Thome suffering from marasmus, wasting away, with scarcely flesh on their bones are cured in A very short time; one bottlo in .such cases, ,will have most surprising effect. DE.131,1.1 FY, Emitting (rum Fevers of any kind—these bit eers will renew your strength in a short time. FEVER ANDAGU E.—The chills will not re ukurn if these Bitters are used. No person in a twer and ague district should be without them. From Rev. .. T. Newton Brown, D. D., Editor of the Encyclopedia of Religious Knowledge. Although not cisposed to favor or recommend Patent Medicines in general, through distrost their ingredients and effects ; f yet know of MO Sliffid !nt reason why is man ma,) not tes tify to the benefits he believes himself to have received from any Aim* preparation, in the hope that he may thus contribute to the bene fit of others. I , do this more readily in regard to II oofland's German Bitters, prepared by Dr. C. Id. Jackson because I was prejudiced against them for a number of years, under the impression that they were chiedy en alcoholic mixture. lam indebted to my friend Rob't Shoemaker, esq., for the removal of this prejudice by proper tests, and for encouragement to try them, when suffering from great and long debility. The use of three bottles of these bitters, at the be ginning of the present year, was followed by evident relief, and restoration to a degree of bodily and mental vigor which 1 had not felt for six months before, and had almost dispair ed of regaining. I therefore thank God and my friend (or directing me to the use of them. NEWTON BROWN. Philadelphia, June 23, 1362. ATTENTION, SOLDIERS. AND THE FRIENDS OF SOLDIERS. We cell the attention of ail having relations or friends in the army to the fact that c , Hoof land's German Bitters" will cure nine-tenths of the diseases induced by privation and ex pose es incident to camp life. In the lists published almost daily in the newspapers, on theortival of the sick, it will be noticed that a very large proportion are suffering from de bility. Every case of that kind can be readi ly cured by Hooiland's German Bitters. We 'have no hesitatior in stating that, if these bit ters are freely used among our soldiers, hund reds of lives might be saved that otherwise world be lbst. The propatetors are dailSeceiving thankful letters from sufferersathe aimy and hospi tallywho have beeniesWed to health by the use .of these bitters, sdi!t to them by their friends. Beware of counterfeits ! Sd that the sig nature of "C. M. Jackson," is on the wrapper of each bottle. PRICES. i r Size, $1:00 per bottle, or I,- dozen for $5. XI Um Size, 75c per bottle, or 3 dozen for $4 ; Thd larger size, on account of the quantity thit bottles hold, are much the cheaper. Should your nearest druggist not have the article, do not be put off by any of the intoxi eating, preparations that may be offered in its place, bUt send to NB, iaqd we will foiward, securely` packed, by ex - ores& Plihripal Office and Manufactory, 5T.,... ORM & _EVAN, S, (Successors to C. M . Jackson &Co ,) " Proprietors. For sale by Bruges* and,Dealers in every awn is the United S s. [may 30-ly 4.t0 71 - 0 111...arft - +.' 1 Pepeukut Venusgittazia 4ournai gittioo to Volitits, Yiterature, Agriculture, Etta of the Alag, otat lnitiligturt, "V OR the cure of Weak Stomachs, genera r debility, indigestion, diseases of the Nervous System, constipation, acidity of the stomach an d far all cases requiring a Tonic. This-Wine Includes the most agreeable and efficient Salt of Iron we possess; Citrate of Magnetic Oxide combined, with the most en ergetic of vegetable tonics, Yellow Peruvian Baer. The effect in many cases of debility, loss of appetite,land general prostration, of an efficient Salt of /Iron, combined with our valua ble Nerve Tonic, is moat happy. It augments the appetite, raises the pulse, takes off muscu lar flabbiness ' removes the paler of debility, and gives a florid vigor to the countenance. Do you want something to strengthen you? Do you want a good appetite I Do you want to build up your constitution? Do you want to feel well? Do you want to get rid of nervousness? Do you want energy? Do you want to bleep well? Do you want a brisk and vigorous feeling? If you do. try KUNKEL'S BITTER WINE OF IRON I This truly Valuable Tonic has been so thoroughly tested by all classes of the commu nity, that it is now deemed indispensable as a Tonic medicine. It costs but little, purifies the blood, gives tone to the stomach, renovates the system, and prolongs life. I now only ask a trial of this valuable Tonic. COUNTERFEITS. BE A WARE OF COUNTERFEITS.—As Inv ' REL.'S Bitter Wine of Iron is the only sure and effectual remedy in the known world for the permanent cure of Dyspepsia and Debility, and as there are a number of imitations offer ed to the public, we would caution t e com munity to purchase none but the genuine ar ticle, manufactured by S. A. Kunkel, and has his stamp on the top of the cork of every bot tle. The very fact that others are attempting to imitate this valuable remedy, proves its worth and speaks volumes in its favor. The Bitter Wine of Iron is ptit up in 75 cent and $l.OO bottles, and sold by all respectable Druggists throughout the country. Be par ticular that every bottle bears the fec simile of the proprietor's signature. General Depot, 118 Market Street, Harrisburg, Pa. Iri - For Sale by Dr. Beane St. Co., and all respectable dethers everywhere. Delicate Hearty, Thin stout, $lOO Reward FOR A MEDICINE That will cure Coughs, Tickling in the Throat, bgiuenza, Whooping CoUgh, Or relieve Consumptive Cough, AS gUiCK AS OVER FIVE THOUSAND BOTTLES Have been sold in its native town, and not a single instance of its failure is known. We have; in our possession, any quantity of certificates, some of them from eminent phys icians, who have used it in their practice, and given it the pre-eminence over any other com pound. It does not dry up a Cough, but loosens it, so as to enable the patient TO EXPECTORATE FREELY. Two or three doses will inuartabk cure tickling on the throat. A Half Bottle has often completely cured the MOST STUBBORN €OI.IGEI, and yet, though it is so sure and speedy in its operation, it is perfectly harmless, being pure ly vegetable. It is very agreeable to the taste and may be administered to children of any age. lot cases of Croup we will guarrantee a curt., if taken in season. No FAMILY should be without it. It is within the reacts of all, the PRICE BitINP; ONLY .25 CENTS. And if an investment and a thorough trial does not "back up" the above statement, the money will be refunded. We say this know ing its merits and feeling confident that one trial will secure for it a home in every house= hold. IC; Du not waste away with Coughing, when so small an investment will cure you. It may be had of any respectable druggist, who will furnish you with a circular of genuine certificates of cures it has made. C. G. CLARK, Proprietors, Sept. 24-6tn] New-haven, Ct. • G EO: W. WORRALL, SURGEON DENTIST, Hoeing removed to the Rooms formerly occupiet by Dr. aventzel, adjoining Spangler 4r Pat terson's Store, Market Street, where he is now prepared to wait on all who may feel iti am i - ,;;;, disposed to patronize him. Dentistry in all its branches car ried on. TEETH inserted on the moat approved principles of Dental science. All operations on the mouth performed in a skillful and workmanlike manner—on` fair principles and ON VERY REASONABLE TERMS. Having determined upon a permanent loca tion at this °lnca, would ask a continuation of the lit ropage heretofore extended to him, for which he will render every possi ble satisfaction. ri" Ether administered to properpersOns. DAVID COCHRAN, Pointer, Glazier and Paper Hanger. ) , A7 OULD most respectfully inform the cit izens of Marietta and the public gener al y that heyis prepared to do House' Painting, China Glossing, Paper Hanging, .S.c., At very short notice and at prices to suit the times. He can be found at his motheni resi dence on the corner of Chesnut and Second streets, a few doors below the M. E. Church, and immediately opposite the old Oberlin Coach Works. [Aug. 3-Iy. The.latz Ferry-_ Formerly Keesey's, OPPOSITE MARIETTA. THIS old Ferry—one of the oldest and most safe crossings on the Susquehanna River— lEl now lu charge of the undersigned, who has refitted the old and built new boats, which will enable him to do ferrying with safety and dis. patch. No unnecessary delay need be endured. Sober and experienced Ferrymen always en gaged. No imposition 'in charges as the fol lowing list will show : Farm Wagons, each $1:00 florses, per head Single horse and rider, • :25 Two•horse Carriage and two persons, 1:00 Buggv,lorse and two perions, :50 Foot kassenr rs i each, . :12 Stock of all in at the old s.hargee. All Liaggig r e over"Sftyli*Mii, 25 Cents' per 100 pounds extra. JOHN ECKERT. July 15, 1863. Great Discovery. iituiliol's j3iftetqUine of ihon. o(9tEGif BRK.Mg. MARIETTA, PA., SATURDAY, JANUARY 23, 1864. Publista sinrg Zatuting arming OFFICE: CauLL's Row, Front Street, five doors below Flury'a Hotel. TERMS, One Dollar a year, payable in ad vance, and if subscriptions be not paid within six months $1.26 will be charged, but if de-' layed until the expiration of the yeas, $1.60 will be charged. ADVERTISING RATES : One •square` -(12 lines, or less) 50 cents for the first insertion and .25 cents for each subsequent insertion. Pro fessional and Business cm ds, of six lines or less at $3 per annum. Notices in the reading col umns, five cents a-line. Marriages and Deaths, the simple announcement, FREE ; but for any additional lines, five cents a line. A liberal deduction made to yearly and half yearly advertisers. Having recentled added a large lot of new Job and Lard type, Cuts, Borders, &c., to the Job Office of " The Mariettian," which will insure the fine execution of all kinds of Jon & CARD PRINTING, from the smallest Card to the largest Poster, at priced to suit the War times. De 060014 insurance Of Colunzbia, Lancaster County, Penn'a CHARTER PERPETUAL! Tins Company continues to insure Buildings Merchandise, and OTHER property, agains loss and damage by fire, on the mutual plan either for a cash premium co premium note The large and increasing capital of the Com pany, consisting of premiuM notes given by its members, and based upon $l, 475,789 35 INSURED ON THE MUTUAL PLAN, Affords a reliable guarrantee equal to ten times the average loss on the amount insured ; and the Directors pledge themselves to deal as liberally with those who may sustain loss or damage as the case will . admit, of, consistent with justice to all parties concerned. AMOUNT of PREMIUM NOTES, $155 0490, Balance of Cash premiums un expended, January Ist, 1862, $1,668 57 Cash receipts during the year • '62, lees Agents' commissions, 6,781 47 Cash receipts in January, 1i63, b 9580 —59,34584 Losses and expenses . paid during the year 1862, $6,329 73 Balance unexpended, Feb'y 2, 1863, 3,016 11 $9,345 84 A. S. GREEN, PRESIDENT, GEORGE YOUNG, Jr., Recretary. MICHAEL S. SHUiVIAN, Tteagurer. DIRECTORS: Robert T. Ryon, Abraham Bruner, Sr., John Fendrieh, 0. Minich, Samuel F. Eon lein, Michael S. Shuman, Ephraim Hershey, Michael H. Moore, George Young, Jr., Nicholas Mc Donald. Amos S. Green REFERENCES:—The following persons are all members of this Company: Bainbridge—R. H Jones. John H. Smith, Joseph Kurtz. Columbia—Geo.. Bog' e, Hiram Wilson, F. S. Bletz, Casper Yeager, H. C. Fonderemith, John Stienberger, J. G. Pollock, Frank Shillot, John Gaus, J. J. & P. S. Mc- Tegue, Michael S. Shuman, R. Williams, John Cooper, Geo. W. Heise, Washington Righter, Samuel Shoch, Robert Hamilton, Eckert - & Myers, Thomas Welsh, Wm. A. Martin, Casper Seibert, J. W. Cottrell, Philip Huebner, Ephraim Hershey, Philip Schalck, David Hanauer, John Kramer, Jacob Stacks, Jacob Stripe, flenj. F. Appold, Wm. Whipper, John Q. Denney, John Felix, Sylvester; Yogis, Samuel Arms, A. Gray & Co. East Idempfield —Simon Minich. Faimouth--4braham Col-' tins, Samuel Horst, Michael Hess, Lancas ter—John Rankin, B. A. Shaeffer, Henry E. Lenian, Win. T. Cooper, John Sheaffer, Geo. Reese. Marietta—Geo. W. Mehaffey, John H. Surnmy, Frederick Mahling, E. D. Borah, Calvin A. Schaffner,John Naylor, Ratnuel Hopkins, Martin Hilebrandt, H. gr. F. Fletch er. Mount Joy—Jacob Myers, Israel Barn hart, Michael Brandt, John Breneman.— Manherm—John Hosteter, J. E. Cross, Sam'l. Long, Geo.- Weaver, John M. Dunlap, J - ihn Butt, Philip Arnt, Jacob H. Kline, Lavid Fisher. Maytown—Hiram Beatty, George B. Murray, Samuel Pence, Simon F. Albright.— Mountville—A. S. Bowers. Manor Township —Jacob B. Shuman, Christian Miller, Julius L. Shuman. Penn Township—Daniel Frey, Henry IL Becker, Henry Neff t Olin E. Bren ner. Rapho Township—Chriatiam Greider, Edward Givens, Michael Witman: West HempJleld Township—H. E. Wolf, B. A. Price, M. A.:Reid, J. H. Strickler, Amos S. Bowers, Jacob Hoffman. Warwick Township--Daniel B. Erb. 13 — The Company wish to appoint an Agen t for each Township in Lancaster County.— Persons wishing to take the Agency can apply in person or by letter. CHEAP READY-MADE PLOTHING ! Having just ieturned from the city with a nicely selected lot of Ready-rrade Clothing, which the undersigned is prepared to furnish •at reduced prices; having laidin a general assort merit of men and boys' clothing, which he is detern used to sell' LOW, FOR CASH. His stock consists of OVER-COATS, DRESS, Faocx - AHD SACK COATS, PANTS, VESTS, PEAJACKETS, ROUNDBOUTS, (knit) OVERRALILS, CRAVATS, DRAWERS, SHIRTS, HOISERY, UNDERSHIRTS, GLovics, SUSPENDERS, &c. Everything in the Furnishing Goods line. Call and examine be fore purchasing elsewhere. Everything soldat prices to suit the times. JOHN BELL. Corner of Elbow Lane and Market Si next door to Cassel's Store. A LEXANDER ,LYNDS AY, Fashionable • Boot and Shoe Manufacturei, M A.REET STREET, MARIETTA, PENN. Would most respectfully inform the citizens of this Borough and neighborhood that he has the largest assortment of City made work in his line of business in this - Borough, and be ing a practical BOOT ANA:0:6110E MAKER himself,is enabled to select:With more judgMent than those who are not. niii'ontinues to man ufacture in the very bestiliiiinier everything in the BOOT AND SHOL'iIINE, which he will warrant for neatness arid good St.,. Call"and examine his' stock before pur ham:rig elsewhere. _4gb leWeirg H & . T) ESPECTFULLY inform their friends and the public that they V 4 7;* still ccintinilethe WATCH, CLOCK A stro,J.L'FFELHY business at the old stand, North-west Corner of North ttueen street'and Center S q uare, LAncaater; Pa. A full assortment of geode in our lin* of Ansi nese always on hand and for sale at the Lowest cash rates. tU" BcPairitsg attendeil to OK: sanally by Ike -propriders. Lancaster, January 1, 1859. , JDUY one vf those Itetfutifut S 0 - HATS at eaa Lea: 92 Market-it. 4M 200 SACKS OF SALT For oale o. HE HIS GONE 'lO BATTLE. He has gone, arid I have sent him ! Think you I would bid him stay, Leaving, craven-like to others All the burden nay, the triumph ! The glory that awaits my boy . ! Is it hard to understand All the joy that fins the hero Battling for hie native land He has gone, and I have sent him ! Could I keep him at my side While the brave old ship that bears us Plunges in the perilous tide? Nay, I blush but at the question— What am I, that I should chill AU his brave and generous prompting Captive to g a woman's will? He has gone, and I have sent him ! I have buckled on his sword-- I have bidden him strike for freedom, For his, country, for the Lord ! As I marked his lofty bearing, And the flush upon his cheek, I have caught my heart rebelling, That my woman's arm is week. He has gone, and I have sent him! Not without a, thought of pain, For I know the war's dread chances, And we may not meet again— Life itself is but a lending, • He that gave perchance may take— If it be so, I will bear it Meekly far my country's sake. He has gone, and I have sent him This henceforth shall be my pride— I have given my cherished darling Freely to the righteous side. I, with all a mother's weakness, Hold him now without a flaw, Yet, when he returns, I'll hail him Twice as noble as before. For The Iffdriettian EARLY RECOLLEC i 10118. " One of the oldest matrons of our borongh, has gone to her long home.— very peri3on knew 'Old Granny Gohn,' as shaivas called." The above brief paragraph, quoted from the editorial columns of a recent number of "The Mariettian," affords me it - fruitful text, for the exercise of a world of reflections—of thoughts and experie ences of "long, long ago." Yes, "every body," in and about Marietta, for the last half century or more, must have known "Granny Gohn ;" and some of those who have ceased to be citizens of her loved ?darietta for many years, and who may have kcown her in the days of their youth, may have a more lively recollection of her, than many of those who became acquainted with her in their waterer years. `Nothirig is said about the age of Granny Gohn, any more than that she was "old." Old indeed she must have been ; for it is nearly forty years, since we, when a boy of a dozen of summers, first became, ac quainted with her, and she was then a widow, and walked with a cane, and to us seemed old, for she was known as "Old Katey Gohn," among those who spoke of her in familiar terms. So old, that I had thought her dead years ago— an octogenarian at least, if not "ninety three." I can never fo'rget, how, in my unsophisticated boyhood, I locked up to Granny Gohn as one of the most re markable women of my native borough, as I 'feel confident now, that she was one of the most useful ones, in her hum ble and unobstrusive way. Granny. Gohn was not the ARCHITECT. but she was the builder of my first coat, and if I ever in my life indulged in "feather-pride," I did in a most magnifi cent manner on that eventful occasion. Any attempt to convince me that there lived a man in the United States who coulds make a better coat than the one she etude for me, would have been futile in the extreme. What a happy and contented world we should have, if, in all the relations of society, and through out our entire lives, such a state of con fidence existed. I know I shall meet the response of "non-progressiveness," mechanical and mental "bigotry," or "fossilized" social Wefts ; abut then, is there not a possibility that our boasted pretensions of progress and reform are only superficial, and ,only„ the more ef fectually hide the corruptions, the un cleanliness, and the moral chaos that is -within us ? Only *a few years ago, we were wont to indulge the , idea. that we were the most magnanimous, the most .patriotic, and the most.onited.nation on earth, and when•at last the hour of trial and temptation came, we fell from cur boasted integrity as a'whole people; and became - a byirtird and a reproach tit, our enemies at home and abroad. But I am ' digiessing• •' I said that Granny • qohn wks the builder of my first, coat, arid this circumstance alone,,is Led to retain her name and' ndividnality in my memory, as long as memory Perhaps it may be interesting to the r joiyepile readers of The hlaripttian, to tibsch's give a suscinet history of the event, and one or two little adventures connected. with it. I hired myself to her son, foi five months, at two dollars a month, condi tioned to, take three•fonrths of my wages in goods out of a country store. The farm that my employer then occupied was called the "Henry : Hershey Farm," aad was located in the extreme southern angle of Rapho township, where the "Big Chiques" and the "Little Chiques" creeks form a junction. One could stand upon the angle of Rapho, and cast a stone across.the Big Chiques into West Hempfleld township, or across the Little Claques into East Donegal. I used to relate this circumstance, when I visited home, with as much pride and self-importance, as if these three town ships had been three great kingdoms, and I the monarch of them. The farm buildings were , then in a most , dilapida ted-condition, and after every storm, we expected to see the old straw-thatched ' barn blown into the creek. The dwel ling house was a very little, better than the barn, only that, instead , of thatching, it was covered with oaken shiugles, the edges of which turned up in dry frosty weather, admitting as much fresh air as would satisfy the most ample ideas of modern ventilation. The family con sisted of Mr. G. and his, wife, their niece, about my own age, and myself; and we ~f our,. a. sort of isolated,from the world, contrived to eke out a cheer ful winter. I have never, , I believe, since those days, enjoyed such free and u•' terrupted access to the apple bin— inde. the room in which I slept, was, for th greater part of the winter, an immense pple bin, when I could indulge in the disc ssion of Rambos and Bell flowers to tile "top of my bent." The girl, Betty, attended a school in the country, where german and english were taught; and from her book, and through her instruction, I learned to say the Lord's Prayer in German,— What a wonderful thing memory is— I have never forgotten that prayer and its form, as well as the circumstances under which I learned it. I believe among German scholars, at that time, there was some controversy, as to the proper form of the prayer—one con tending for "Vater unser," and the other for "Unser Vater." Literally translated, to an Englishman, the latter would be most acceptable, but the party from whom I learned it, was an uncompro mising stickler for "Vater unser." When about half of my five months had expired, Mr. G. and myself drove a one-eyed ox to a 'country store, on the Marietta and Lancaster pike, about midway between those two places, where thertnimal was bartered for dry-goods, and I obtained the material for my 'first coat ;' to which was also added material for a pair of "pants" and a vest. The color was blue, with shining brass but tons. The cloth seemed to me like the finest, softest velvet, and the buttons like burnished gold. If I only could have been psychologised in that state of mind upon' that special point, and the influence had never been dissipated, I should have been saved from a great amount of subsequent mortification of feeling, in 'consequence of the tarnishing of the buttons, and the , entire and abso lute vaLishment of the color of- the cloth ; to say nothing about the coarse ness of its texture, which appeared to become coarser and coarser the longer I wore it. On the next morning early, I took my bundle of material under my arm, and, with as much importance, as if I was about to engage a person to do an "im mense job," I walked in to'the borough and sought a tailor-shop. Two young men had just commenced business, in the building now occupied by that vete ran of the craft, familiarly known as the "Old Soldier." Thither I strode,. and had my' garments cut, of course, in the latest fashion. The coat was cut a double-breasted dress -coat, sometimes called a ",tightbody," which on, this oc casion, was not a misnomer by any means. They charged. me twenty-five cents for the ,th,ree pieces, which I tho't an immense amount of money for such .a service. , In less than . half an hoar , they had earned as much as I could earn, at my present wages, in three nays and a half; therefore there was just grounds for my ainaaement. The `coat hid no ',useless cut-off, waist or lapell seams ; and therefore, When "laid"out," it 'fit the shopboard althost es.smoothly as it ht my back. The operation'` of Oritilng having been finished ; I forthwith carried the garments to "Old Katey Oohs" to have them made. I do not recollect how long, she worked 'Ton them ; but VOL. 10.-NO. 25. they were only in her possession for one week, and she charged me ene.dollar for the making. This was far below. what the tailors asked, and yet it reqoired two weeks for me to earn a dollar. But .if the tailors had agreed .te.makethem for nothing, such was my faith in Ketey Gohn, that I should have preferred her, if she had charged me twice as meth qui she did. The garments, so far as I can recollect, had but a single merit, and that was due to ICatey Golinthe • - • ripped. My first coat was . donned upon bright, clear, but cold, Christmas day--, the Christmas of 1826, and I was almost, beside myself with extatic enjoyment:l I became perfectly profligate, and- mus have expended at least a shilling in ginger -bread and ground-nuta—an4 ex penditure which I did not forget fora' long time, for it was the wages of a whole week. The river Susquehanna for miles was covered with a clear smooth:sheet of ice ; and all the lovers-of that kind of sport in the boiough, were indulging in the exhilarating exercise of skating. I was not content with simply sliding over its glassy surface, but becaufe bitioas to try niy Ihand-:-or rather my feet—at skating. A juvenile friend kindly loalied me his skates for the oc casion, and in due time they were buck led on. They were of the kind the' called "rockers," because of their ap proximation:to:a rocker of a chair or cradle in shape. After assuming a per pendicular attitude,'„l was instructed to "strike out," which I did, or attempted to do, but simultaneously with the act, the ice either struck up, or my head struck down ; for they both came sud denly and violentlytin: contact, and I saw a million asters in the broad open light of.day.: The boys all said I fell but I could neverjlfully realize that I did ; for it seemed that the ice vaulted up behind me and struck me a severe blow on the back of my head, which in half an hour raised a protuberance the size of a walnut, making it almost im possible to wear my hat, except too far back, or too far front, to harmonize with a genteel perpendicular. I unstrapped the skates in less than quarter-of the time it occupied in strapping them, and I have never had another pair upon 'iny feet from that day to the present time, and in alliprobability I never will have as long as I live, even should my days be prolonged to the number of those allotted to Granny GOD. I did not care so much about the "knot" on , my head, as I did about soiling my new coat ; but, "like the old woman's grease, it all came off when it was dry." These:events seem:to me now as ma,- tem of yesterday, since they have been revived!. in my memoryjby reading 'the paragraph, in The Mariottian in relation to the departure of "Old Granby Gohn" for the paradisical realms of the spirft land. To me she always seemed misfit phisticated and pure, and if her exter nal-was an outbirth of a true internal, I feel sure that she will progress to a state of perenial beauty, in "that honse not made by hands, eternal in the heavens." GRAITTELLtriI. ar Old Judge —, who resides' not very far from Cincinnati, is known as one who never pays a debt if it can be avoided. Has plenty of money, how ever, and is a jolly, rollicking old chap. Gets pretty drank, occasionally, When, of course, some friends take care of him. Not long ago he fell into the hands, of a man who had his note for a sail of money;and as it was a last chance, the friend dived into the old Judge's wal let, took out the amount, and put the note where the money had been. When the Judge awoke to consciousness, as was his wont, he took out his wallet to count how much 'money he was out.— Finding, hs• parse almost empty, he thundered—" How did I spend all my money?" , "You paid, off that note I held," answered the friend. " Well," muttered the Judge quietly stowing. away his wallet, "I mantliskS been taw drank:" Ifir A ,sleepy chi/roll warden; who of ten played at cards,Thearing , the minis ter use the words,. "Shaine off this mor !MI coil," started np, imbling his eyes, and exclaimed Hold on ! it's my -deg !" • Or "George, my boy, do you kpoir that Mr. Jones has found & beautiful baby mrbisidoor-step v and goiug to adopt-bin:kV "Yee; ' papa; be will be lir:Jones step-son, won't he ?" ier."Bury me in the sunshine," were the lagt words or Archbishoz Hughes.