CI BAKER, Editor and Prcprietc)r.. VOL. NINE. Not Ktltobolit A llighly Concentrated Vegetable Extract. A PURI TONIC. ----- Dr. HOOFLAND'S German Bitters, PREPARED BY DR. C. M. JACKSON, PHIL'A, PA. L L effectually cure Liver Complaint, VV Dyspepsia, Jaundice, chronic br nervous Debility, diseases of the Kidneys, and bad dis eases arising from a disordered Liver or Stom ach's Such as Constipation, inward Piles, ful ness or blood to the head, acidity of the Stom ach, Nausea; Heartburn; disgust for food, ful ness or weight in the stomach, sour Eructations, slaking or fluttering at the pit of the Stomach, swimming of the Head, Mirried and difficult Breathing, fluttering at the Heart, choking or suffocating sensations when in a lying posture, dimness of Vision, dots or webs before the Sight, fever and dull pain in the Head, defi gtencY of .Perspiration, yellowness of the Skin and Eyes pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, &c., sudden flushes of Heat, burning in the Flesh, constant imaginings of Evil, and grief, .depression of Spirits. And rill positively prevent Yellow Fever, Bilious. Fever &c.-- They contain no Aichohol or bad Whisky.— They WILL CUBE the above diseases in ninety 'nine cases out of a hundred. The proprietors haire thousands of letters from the most eminent Clergymen, Lawyeis, Physicians, and Citizens, testifying of their own persmtil knowledge. to the beneficial ef fects and medical virtues of these Bitters. Do you want something to strengthen you ? Do you want a good appetite ? Do you want to build up your Constitution T Do you want .to feel well? Do you want to get rid of Ner vOusnessT Do you want energy? Do you want to sleep well ? Do you want a brisk and vigorous feeling ? If you do, use HoortAND's German Bitters: -PARTICULAR NOTICE.—There are many areparathaps sold under the name of Bitters, -put .up 'in quart bottles, compounded of the cheapest, whisky or common ruin, costing from 20 to 40 Cents per gallon, the taste disguised by Anise orCoriander Seed. This class of Bitters bas caused and will con tinue to cause, as long as they can be sold, hundreds to'die the death of the drunkard.— By their use the system is kept continually under the influence of alchoholic stimulants of ,the worst kind, the desire for liquor is created and kept tip, and the result isall the horrors attendant upon a drunkard's life and death. Forthose who desire and will have a Liquor Bitters, we publish the following receipt Get one bottle of Hoolland's Bitters and niix with three quarts of good brandy or whisky, - and the result will be a preparation .that will far • excel in medicinal virtues and true ekcellence 'any 'of the numerous Liquor Bitters in the market, and will cost notch less. You will - have all the virtues of Hoofland , s Bitters in `-connection - with a good article of liquor, at a much leas price than these inferior prepara tions will cost you. ATTENTION SOLDIERS 1 'We call the atten tion of all having relations 'or friends in the army to the fact that "Hoolland's German Bitters" will cure nine-tenths of the' diseases induced by exposures and privations incident rte camp life. In the lists, published almost daily in the newspapers, on the arrival of the sick, it will be noticed theta very large pro port;emare suffering from debility. Every case of that kind can be readily cured by lioodand's Getman Bitters. Diseases result ing from disorders of the digestive organs are Speedily removed. We have no hesitation in • stating that, if these Bitters were freely used among our soldiers, hundreds of lives might ,be saved that otherwise will be lost. %Ye call the particular attention to the fol lowing remarkable and well authenticate,' cure of one of the nation's heroes, whose life to use his language, "has been saved by the "Bitter's :" PHILADELPHIA, .AtlgUSt-5.3t1, 1662 Messrs. ,Jones 4. Eveuns.—Well, gentleman, your Hood:M.l's German Bitters have saved my, life: There is no mistake ih this. It is Vouch ed for by numbers of my comrades; some of whose names are appended, and who are fully cognizant of all the circumstances of my case. I am, and have been fur the lest four years, a member of Sherman's celebrated battery, and under the immediate• command of Cap tain R. 13. Ayres. Through the exposure ut ter dent upon my arduous duties, 1 was attack ed in November last with inflarnation of the lungs, and was for seventy-two days in the 1# ttal. , This was. fol lowed by great debility, /Fried by an attack of dysentery'. I was the 'removed from the White House, and ti sent to this city on board the Steamer "State of mainci ,, ,Jrorn which I landed on the 28th, of - June:, Since thnt time I have been about is IoW as any one could and still retain a spark of vitality. For a week or more 1 was scarcely able to swallow anything, and if 1 did force' a morsel down, it was immediately thrown up again. . I could not even keep a glass of water on .my Stomach. ,Life could not last under these circumstances: and, accordingly, the phYsi ,. ,biai49 who had been working faithfully, though unsuccessfully to rescue me from the grasp of the dread Archer, frankly told me they could do no. more for me, and advised me to see a clergyman, and to make such disposi „tion of my lira - lite - 1 funds as • best suited me.— , Anacquamtunce who visited me at the hespi tal,Mr. Frederick Steinbron, of Sixth. below 'Arch street, advised me, as a forlorn hope, to . • try your'Bitters, end kindly procured a bottle. From the time I coMmeneed taking them the gloomy shadow of death receded, and I am now, thank God for it, getting bolter.. 'rho' I have • taken .but two bottles, I have gained ten pounds, and I feel sanguine of beingper ?flitted to rejoin my wife and daughter, from whom I have heard nothing for eighteen months: for, gentlemen, I am a loyal Virgin ian, from the vicinity of Front Royal. To your invaluable Bitters I owe the certainty of life which has taken the place of vague fears —to your Sitters will I owe the glourious pri yilege of again clasping to my bosom those who are dearest to me in life. Very truly yours, Isa tenni We fully concur in the truth of the above statement, as we had despaired of seeing our comrade, Mr. Malone, restoredto health. ,J.hn Cuddleback, Ist New York Battery. ..George A. Ackley, CO. C., 11th Maine. X..evis Chevalier, 92d New York. y. E. Spencer, Ist Artillery, Battery F ,3. N B. Fasewell, Co. B, Vermont . em B. Serome, Co. B. do. ljectrj. T. Macdonald, Co. C. 6th Maine. 3 , v.•!•J f• • , John F. Wa.rd, Co. E. sth Maine. Nathaniel B. Thomas, Co. F., 95th Penn. „John Jenkins, Co. B. 106th Penn. Beware of counterfeits! See that the sig nature of "C. M. Jackson," ie on the wrapper of each bottle. Price per bottle 75 cents, or hag dozen for $4 00. • Should your nearest druggist not have the do not be put oil by any of the intoxi paling preparations that may be offered in its place, but send to us, and we will forward, securely packed, by express. Principal Office and Manufactory, ' . No. 631 ARCH STREET. - JONES & EVANS, (Suceereors to C. M. Jackson & C 0.,) Proprtetors. ;,11:3- For sale by Druggists and [Dealers in tiveT ti r town in the United States:, n klltbrptbent Veniisyltrattia Nand : ptbat6 to alztzts, Fiteratart, Agriculture, Reins of the Pay, Itacal 4ittelligenct, PUBLIMIED WEEKLY A LEGEND OF THE RHINE. AT ONE DOLL AR A YEAR, PAYABLE IN ADVANCE. .'tors east OFFICE on Front Stied, a few doors east of Mrs. Flury's Hotel, Marietta, Lahcas ter County, Pennsylvania. 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JOB PRINTING of every description neatly and expeditiously, execut Jd, and at prices to suit the times. See him,luxurious, in costly attire— Crowned With all honors E'en he cad desire. naughty in bedring ' To the lowly and poor, Smilingly welcoming' ' Rank to his door.- See where his daughters, In velvetand gold, Sparkling in jewels, Their mirrors behold. Look on his sc.ns; ' As They walk in path; Glancing With pride On'the meek - at their side, Nor dream thatthey glide • Over billows of wrath. Enter his mansion The foot-fall shall be. Soundless as dew, On the delvers of the lea. Gaze en its walls With their life seeming ferms,, Where even the SaVinni, Was Victor over storms, The. Poor, and,afflieted, By pride , is depicted, „. In regal attiring; , . . On crystal waves standing, With sceptre comtnanding, The Ternprsi'sietiring. See him with face Where.benevolence reigns, Publicly grieving. , • O'er Poverty's pains. Lo where the walls Of a palace arise, Vaunting his charity E'en to the allies.. Though for each pillar The sums that he save, Had rescued the starving, And ransomed the slave. View-but its splendor, its classical air— And jny that the city Hath sculpture so.tare ! True from his door, With a scanty-robed form, a Widowed and weeping,- - • Exposed to the storm,- 7 His childhood's companion, Whose sunny-hued hair Once blent with his belts, Sy the bed side in prayer,— Whose hand their pale Mother Had laid in his own, And joyed that though dying, She left her not lone -I.:ven her, with her dear one, He banished with jeers, ' Though her only upbraiding • Was silence and tears. For what but presumption, And folly, could lead e The famished and wretched To him; in their need?, If they might not in, gladness New pleasnres disclose, 'Twere the least they could do, Not to mar his rspose, Ah, wild was the howl Of the tempest that night, But the child and the,mothei Escaped from its might. The dawn of the day Saiv the outcast at rest, Her marble arms folding Her babe to her breast! Ah; does no thought In the silence of night, Blanch his wan cheek, With a nameless affright T No dread of that world Where with Dives' like groan, His prayer shall be uttered ' In vain to the ThrOne When his keen 'piercing eye, • From that gloOmy abode - , Shalrgaze on' the grandeur And bliss of—the good. When even the Seraph, Whose-nature is love,, Must wing in far distance His sorrows above I Then, radiant - in 'beauty, rpn /he; shall :appear— . But too wise for compassion,. Too foralesix;;• .1 tn. _ c l -- ,' - , , 1 .- 1_ 4i/et-I/all+ TILE RICII MARIETTA, PA., SA_TTIRDAY, .JULY Many years.- ago, the young Baron -Busfuz lived in an Old caitle:On the Rhine. He loved the Lady Ravenell, and paid his addresses to her; but was rejected because she was Of the opinion thatteloved his brave old blotid:tibund Dander better than he loved herself,- In fact. the lady Rayenell stated her suspicions to the;baron,ithe eiftretltness of which he made no attempt to dis pute. • "Reasons there are, my lady," he would say, "that Dunder should come &start my , affections : for' he can hunt better than you can ; he can run far faster through the forest than . you car. ; and I have known him longer than I have known you." As the. Lady Ravenell'declined coming in competition with Dunder, the 'Baron Buzfuz, as I have observed before, this a rejected suitor. . But please observe now how strange a turn 'the tide of affairs took. As the Lady Revenell was one afternoon riding through the dense, dark forest; she was wiiylaid and attacked by tWo armed as sassins iu masks. One of then:L:lad just drawn glitterin,g,"ppignard, Which he was about to plunge in the Lady Raven ell's_breast, when Dander, who happened to be roaming through the forest ord a tour of pleasure and' •observation, sud denly sprang npon the bloody assassin, and struck MS" fangs into his face and neck with such force as to compel a speedy surrender. The accomplice, or rather, as it turned out, the principal in this niiirderons 'design, seafrig escape by flight ; was also'overtaken and wound ed by Dander ; and,. on the mask falling from his lace, he was. found to loe a wild, reckless young baron who had as _ Tired,`without success,- to the iltady Raveriell!s hand. After a while, * the mellow horn of the Baron Buzfuz was heard resounding through the forest, when Dander gave a, long continued dismal howl, which the baron evidently understood, for in a short time"he-mede his'aPpearince at' the spot, Iwheig . he found the two disabled assassins stretch ed upon the . ground and the Lady Retr ench almost dead from fright. Now, if I were really intending to tell the sto i ry, it would be proper forme to go on and state. how - that the Lady Ratenell, considering, withinlerselfthat Dander had saved her life, became -ex ceedingly attached,to him, and in :pro cess of time even consented to marry his master. And they were married, the Baron Buzfuz and the Lady Ravenell ; and for nine long days the old castle, was fairly_ alive with song and revelry. Dander was also an invited guest, and, ,witnessed the whole ceremony from be ginning, tQend, evincing, his satisfaction by a prolonged smile which stretched' his mouth:open 'from ear to ear. And then I ought to relate, if I were absolutely, undertaking to give the nar rative, how that a very curious jealousy arose in the fe'tnily—a very twisted, complicated sort of an affair, as you might term it. The baron was jealous because he suspected that the baroness loved Duader better than she did him ; and the baroness was jealous' because .sheyery clearly perceived that the bar on retained his old preference for Dun der.over herself. And so it came „to pass that a .burning jealousy raged in the heart of each—for although the baron really did love Dander better than he •did his wife, and the baronees on her part loved Dander better than she did the baron, yet they were each uneasy because of the,rival quadruped. And here notice, in passing, how glaring the selfishness of mankind and womankind appears in this. Each one was willing to give the preference in love to Dan der, bat at the same time reqUired that the love of the other to himself or her self should be supreme. Under such a whimsical and anomalous condition of affairs, it is certainly not to be wondered at that the lives of the Baron Buzfuz and his lady were involved in .gloom and unhappiness. Butthis, of course, could not last kir ever, and each, without the knowledge of the other, and influenced by motives So contradictory as not to be suscepti ble of explanation, deputed a confiden. tial servant; named Griniswig, to, carry Dunder to a distant pond and drown him. And if I. were really engaged in relating so trifling but veracious a story as this, 1 should go on to inform you that they each happened to hit on the very same servant by whom to send the dog, and the very' seine day, and the very same hoar of•the day. • Now; aftcr Grintswig had beep gong With •Dunder '131:412w-lout er - five hours, the baron and baroness began •to take a new view of the matter , and each felt guilty of a very cruel, disreput'aiile act. - EacE one Of their', unknOwn tci'the other, -ptisied a most miserable niglit, and in the' morning they Coneluiled to 'make a clean breast of it.' The baroness first 4ei;edfthe'iiibjelet: rewsting to see her hasband:Privatelir:sbe'remarked to' hitn;ivitt a "gieitt ipp'eaianOe* of re- • "1 hie'so'aietliihk, very`` particular to say 'to You." - ''"Ahrrio have - r - to'yon," lie replied. "Welt; my - dear," ieinarked the bar ontSs, -the due' "Yes, the dog," reiterated the baron. "Sentiiff,"'said the har'oness. "Yes, sent - Off," sighed the baron - . "Yesterday,.Ly;Gritnpvig,"' continued tile baroness.. "Al! yes,"•rejoined; the. baron, "yes terdaY, ,by, -. • "To „be drowned," ,whimpured.' 'the baroness, through her. tears., . .• "Yes,". groaned Aloud, the baroni,"to be,dro,wped.P, , "Nev,--nev-,-,nev---never! see • poor Dundepag,aiu,'! blubbered the barouesS. "'No • nev—nev—nev—never see poor Dunder auain,". more loudly. .blubbered 111 e baron. • . - "Can you forg,ive me,. my -dear Buz fuz ?" asked the.baroness, in her. most,' , beseechiotton - es; "Forgive yod ?":exclaimed.the ishedf.baron ; "why;l'--am the one who 'ought to ask forgiveness, for' I sent' off , the dog." • • •• "..Icon sent off, the dog?" inquired the baroness, now on her part perfectly as •• • , "Yes, I'sent •off the dog." • "py-Grialswig P", "Yes, by Grimswig." "Tci be drowned ?" • "Yes, to be drowned." Then the odd voincidence of the yhole , affair at once 'flashed through } their 'thihde;ciii which they 'both wept; and. begged forgiveness of each 'other'; . and Eiftailhatl they glassed` to' Make IriOds and vowed that they would 'never do, !saCh . ' a Piny,' Wicked thing But when they thought of poor Dun der—poor Thindeidrowned aad_dcad— their tears flowed .afreshi and. the -bar oriess obServed that although she now loved her, dear Baron Buzfuz better than ail the , dogp in the world, yet she would be willing to .set the old castle on fire if she could only see poor. Dun den again alive and well. The baron on his pkrt affirmed that leis dear B,aven ell Buzfuz was Jlearer to him now a, :great deal than:even - Dunderivas; but, at the. Same time he would :agree: to -go without.lager` beer all hislife, and drink 'nothing but wine, ithetould orilybring, poor Dander to life:ad'easily ah' Ile lad .orderadthirado be.droivned..: Strange to relate; whild they were condoling with each other in this : mel ancholy. manner,' in rushed Dunder, looiiing just as briSlc and lively as j tho' he liud,never met with a watery grave in the whole course of his natural life. In fdet, he never had, for,Grimswig was a'wise old conger, and very wisely con cluded 'that these ,tiffs and jealousies aniong, young married people meant lit tle or nothing, and hende he had merely shin Dander in an .outhouse until about the tinie that he'thought the - dog 'Bight be wanted.. The baron and , beronees learned sev ..eral'eseful lessons from this event : Firstc—Never' to be jealous.';. Second:.—Never to,love- man, woman or dog better than they loved each Third—Never to send old Griinswig off on the bodtleits, fruitless business of drowning a dog, and especially such a do;g•as Dunder. - ,At a . large Or,inking•house. in Ber lin, Prussia, the customers. are waited upon by female skaters. The instant a customer takes histseat;'obe -orthedam eels darts Odm the end-or the iamb, skims' over the floor; desarihing gra6eful curves, and ilia moment is at his "side and requests teliilow his wishei. 'brie of theia•feafalii waiters will 'Collect 'a number of orders in her round, or catty her beer vessels Without raffliog their snowy' froth. The motione:pirfkiiined resemble skating, and styangers are likely to li'deCeived, bit the act is per forined by emplbying small iron roller's set in strong bat neatly- fitting bdOts.--:- This is•all.the mystery. It •• takes time andTractice to, execnte:the movements well, and,the work is somewhatJatig•u ing. The floors over which th-ey,glide are made of smootheharkwood. • 1130 leg , : at!the , first dal's battle at Gett,Tsbarg.4v.l 1863. To ma* Currant Wine. As the time. for making Currant Wines, is now upon us, we.copy from that excellent family paper, the. Ger mantown Telegraph, an, article on ma king this wine. Major Freas is au ,fait on anything of. an agricultural character, and this is his receipt; The currants, should, be fully ripe when picked ; put them into a large tub, in which they . .may. remain a day or tvo ; ihen crusiltkem with the,, hands ; unless you have a small patent Wine press, in which they Should not be pressed , too much, or the. stems will be bruisedand cmpart a diaagreable taste to thejuice. 'lf the hands - are used, put the crushed fruiC,' after the juice has been poured ott in a. cloth or sack and ken out the remaining juide: Put the . juice, back - in the tub, after cleansing it, Where it . sho'uld' remain' about three -days, until the first 'stages of ferriienta tion 'tire ()vie, and removing once or iNirce a day the 13C* copiously' arising tiosth'e top: Then' init, the juice into a vessel—ddemijohn,'keg or barrel L-of a size 'to 'Suit the quantity to be made, To each quart of juice add Three poundkof the best ye 1164 sugar, And sofrwater.outrteient to make a 'gallon Thus, lea. quarts of juice. and thirty pounds of sugar, will give you ten gal lons of wine, and so on in that, propor tion. Those who do , not ; like very, sweet wine can reduce the quantity of sugar to or two, pounds, per, gallon.. Currant wino made in ,this will . keep for an age. We have some, rnade iu 1856,, .which is, really ,am excellent article. • 0' We out the following aged thine. from Forriei's Press: SCENE—A 7nachine shop in F'hiladelphia, say in Quarry street. Enter Copper ' head-Loyal Quaker at the desk in counting-ro;TI.. Copperhead. To you keep screws hereiaile etioukh to be 0 ! '0 'lll reniov: ing builqings Loyalgut4ker." "i7es, facture them. Fine morairiCtijs., find' good ne*s io 'the paper to=day from Police-offii:ei• Grant 'before Vicksburg. Hast thou read the morning Press ? C. (I6oking pretty • mad.) No, I don't read - The Press. L. Q. 'Well, no - w, it is' a very clearly . printed 'ne'veipaper—ve - ry reliable, and friend Forney'Vee'think a most excellent editor. C:- . ll(ssc'dolon sell yodr 'Le't cirtiiWm •s4litire thre;ad . I want. Wbeie does theelife; friend ? CI 1 live in . Westehester.‘ — L. Q. Veryloyal,' ge'od people the ie. DbesFihee follow the hiiiines:s of 're'moving buildings in We'stchester ? ' - . C.' Yea,' keep a steam sow mill, and also remove baildiOgs when' called -L. Q. Don't:- thee• think we shall pretty soon get a . big screw under this rebellion; and'-pull it from its foungatfon as thee pulls one of the buildings thee_ re`moves ? - ' ' C. .1 dou't-believe the South can be. whipped. They are. strongly fortified, and. Jeff Davis is one of the smartest men in tide country.' I am forlhe 'Uni on as it was, and the Constitution a#it is!'' Friend, I.beliete thee to be a copperhead. 0. I am .a Democrat—don't know what you mean by copperhead L. Q. - -Does' thee • support the Go vernment in its efforts to put: doWn - the rebellion ? • - C. I am for the , Wovernlnent,'but opposed to Abe : Lincoln and all his Abolition party. L. Q: _ Now, frienat-thee is certainly a copperhead. ; I- - C. : Well, I want to buy-a biesnrew. L. Q. - Thnevcan't buy a tirsc,tew this house.-... , Thee , ayt an -, Unratigated Copperhead: - -Thee- art all ffent'eliio me., Thee:in - fist take thy- frame • dlit 'of ,this camp, or, 1.1 will: put -th - e licrets-to .thee, and hoist then higher!thau , 11 kite. sell nothing-to.s, trailer to .his coun try, and thee must•go.elsewhure - to - buy -thy. screws. _ : . An ingenious mode of imparting sympathy - to - a priptmot,, was lately de lected Assit4nt'_ ltl'a`rsh all of Mancliestetc N. 'Et. :sfm pathiztir .of Pa yet.iad been .twisted" 'rotin fdrinel; and by placing the small part ihilimgliAlie:'key-holp . in UP?! " , 44Eoy, - platy likdssifccbectedin Eiliiittle'fitta!iti - !Wadi; of the. fellow inside. - ME Mstablilieca April 11, 1E35.1:: Marriage is to a woman at once the happiest and the saddest event of her life; it is the promise of future bliss, raised on the death of all present enjoy ment. She quits her home, her parents, her companions, -her occupations, her amusements, everything on which' she has hitherto depended 'far Comfort, for affection, for kindness, for pleasure.— The parents by whose advice she' bas been guided, the sister te" whom she has dared to impart, every embryo feeling and thought, the.brothey who bas played with her, by turns the counselor and counseled, and. the younger children, to whcorn she has hitherto been the mother and the playmate, are all ,to be forsaken at one fell stroke ;..every former tie is loosened, the spring of. every I:Lope ,and action is, to be changed ;_and yet ,she flies with joy into the nutrodden path before her ; buoyed up by the confidence Of reqnitted love, she' bids a fond and grateful adien to thelife that is past, and -Curie with oceited hopes and joy ous anticipstieres - of the tappinesi to come. .-Theti io the can blight such fair hope, who can treacher ously lure such a heart from its peace ful. enjoyment, and . tbe watchful pro tention at home—who can, coward-like, break the illusions that have wen her, and destroy the confidence that love had inspired. .Woe to him who has too early „withdrawn : the tender plant frem the props and' stays, of moral dis cipline in which she has been nurtured, and yet. make no effort to supply their place fOr hire be the responsibility of .her tirrors—on him who has `' * first taught - her, by 'his eziltmple; to grow careless of 'her duty, and then expOsed her, with a weakened spirit'and' unsatis fied heart, to the , wild sterna, and wily temptaticms of a sinful, world.- • cr. A good' story is told of a Fedkral officer's first'appearaticein''polite society in' The - company Were 'en gaged in dancing and '-the Leveliekt fe male present occupied'a' chair near }he window, without • a partner. - Stepping up to the, lady he exclaimed; '- "Will you do me the- honor to grace me with your company for the next MEI "Yes, sir-ee?" she replied, "for I've sot, and sot, au d sot, till I've bout tuk root !" Cr "Why; Mr. 8.," said a tall youth to a little'person who was in comPtny with half a dozen huge men, "I protest you aro so small I did not see you be fore." :1 : Very likely,''-replieilthe little gentleman ,•,, • "-I; am-like. a sixpence among six ,copper• cents, not readily perceived., but worth the whole of them." Cr Five of the sweetest words in.the EngHsi language ,begin with- H, which is only a breath ; Heart; Hope, Home, Happiness and Heaven. Heart, is a hope-place, andhome is a heart:place, and that Man Sadly mistaketb, who would exchange the happiness of homa for anything le§s than Heaven. A grocer, wishing to be* a littlo odd in regard to a sign, caused two let terP, T. T., to be painted on his shutter, the one green and the, other Islot long after, some persons observing it, inquired what it meant. "Why, you great geos, you," said the, trader, green tea and black tea, Nature is a .great believer in compensations. - Those to' whom - she sends wealth, she saddles with lawsuits and, dyspepsia. The poor never indulge in• woodcock, but they have "'a style 'or .appetit,e:, that converts a number one mackerel into a salmon, and thatis quite as ,well. tE6 - Evarthing is very cheap in Japan. X first class•house can be purchated for thirty, dollars. Servant's work .for'ti . y rt, centsta, month. For the use of. a° lfoise andlgroom, one . dollar and a:half. A person can- live comfortably, in; Japan for two cents a day, or-six ceils-a week. ear A.. Western pnper strikes the name of two subscribers, from its list, because they 'were recently. hung. The ,pablish er says he was compelled eompelled_to be severe, betausd he did not know' lheit ,present address. ' • • ' " A Western editor was lately shot in an - . affl:ay. Luckily the ball :cam against a bundle of unpaid (toenail - la in his pocket::::;Gunpowder-could not-get through that ;• • . ' • - • Eik• " MG hthiVllo find the Shniiff4lfiee'?" l "." Yes, every time you earn five dollars, spend ten;"' I NO. 50. ➢IARRUGE. SHE