Village record. (Waynesboro', Pa.) 1863-1871, March 09, 1871, Image 1

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VOLUMR XXIII.
JUST THE THING
WIN ALL MUST HAVE
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NOW is the time to econcnnize when money is
scarce. You should study your interest by
supplying your wants at the first class store of C.
N. BEAVER. North-east corner of the Diamond.
.He does business on the only successful method,
viz: by buying his goods for cash. The old fogy
idea of buying goods at high prices and on Ingo
credits is
EXPLODED
Call and examine our fine stock and don't be
RUINED
by paying 20 per cent. too much for your goods elec.
w here. We will chalenge the community to show
forth a more complete stock of
. HAl'3, all of the very latest sty les and to suit all,
at C. N. BEAVER'S.
BOOTS, all kinds and prices ,
. - at C. 11. BEAVER'S.
SHOES, of every description for Men's, Ladies',
Misses' and Uhildren's wear,
at C. N. BEAVER'S:
CLOCKS, every one warranted aim sold
by • C. N_....IIEASER—
TVNKS.of all sizes. the very best manufacture,
also warranted and roll
by C. N. BAEVER. '
VALISES, of every kind, also very cheap,
at . CI — NTREA - Vestes - r --
If kTS, for Lailies..Misses and Children, a fresh_
ve pply received every week and sold
- by O. N..I3EAVER.
Nov lONS, a full tine as follows, sold
ry O. N. BEA VER. i
--- TA PER-COLLARStIer--Merr-tiwd—Doys---wen , '
the most complete and finest assortment in town,
by C. N.BEAVER.
HOSIERY, of every kind, for sale,
. by C. N: BEAVER.
GLOVES, for Men and Boys wear,
a' , C. N. BEAVER'S.
SUSPEN DE RS, -- foirlden and Bove wear,
at C. N. DNA VER'S.
CANES AND lIMBRELLAS,a complete stock
' at C. N.BEAVER'ts.
BROOMS AND BRUSHES, of the very beet
kind, at C. N. BAEVER'S.
TuiIACGO, to suit the taste of all,
••
at C. N. BEAVER'S.
CIGAR'S, which cannot be beet, for sale.
by C. N. BEAVER.
SNUFF, which we cbalenge any one to - excel in
jimmy, for sale
at . C. N.HE AVER'S.
INK and PAPER, of every description.
at C. N. SE A VER'S.
-CANDIES, always fresh too, for sale,
at _ G. N. BEAVER'S.
.81 1 1-CE r S, for sale
at C. N. BEAVER'S.
CRACKERS, •I every kind,
C. N. BEAVER'S
/IA DIGO BLUE,
at 11. N. BEAVER'S.
CONCENTRATED LYE,
BE ferule,
• • C. N. AVER'S.
at
li EROSENE, of the vely Le N at,— Pitte 4 'IL
BEAVER'S.
at C. N.
LAMP CHIMNIES also,
C. N BEAVER'S.
And mtny other alleles not necessary to mention.
We now hope that you will give us a,share of your
patronage. W e are indeed, thankful to you for past
patronage, and hope a•clkntinuance of the same,
and renisin:;Tours truly,
CIA RENCE N. BEAYER.
Waynesboro, June 2, 1870.
D. S.SMITH
flaa a complete assortment of
Ladies,
Gentlemen's,
Misses'
and
BOOTS, ROES AND GIiTERS.
Call and see goods and gat prices.
THOMSON'S "GLOVE FITTING COE
SETS, at SMITH'S.
SCHOOL 1300K8
eni
&AWL STATIONERY •
of all kinds at SMITH'S Town Hall Store.
HATS AND CAPS,
A fall stook now - ready, eoleistik of all, the
latest etJiee, et '
PAPER cOLLARS,
Ties, Saspendcre, (Moves, everything in that
line, at • SMITH'S
Town Hail, &ore.
no, 3.
MILLINERY GOODS !
TO TUE LADIES!
A c R et .. 7 „ : „., :a1 ,0 1 1, , ,i ; f
1 ft' Ma ,juit 'TS
B o_ new goods
La ea aialnybod to call and examine bet stock.
nit%liaat earl price will be paid for
Cad:lran Setspilletiverod at the warlut al the
, GEISER M. CO.
Children's
SXITII'S.
WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN CijUNII, PENNSYLVINIIA, I'HURB,DAI pojtNINCI I MARCH 9, 1871.
Rosy hours of youth and fancy !
Happy hours of Long Ago !
Ah, the playful pictured memories—
Let us catch them as, they flow.
Galaxies blue edifarys,
With aJu • &Jane. •
Or a troop of li Laaraa
. Laugh and eh nd romp again.
Moonlight meetings, evening rambles,
lien_theJnigbt was still arounit,
And sweet voice softy murmuring,
Or a kiss, the only sound--=
These remember ! and remember
How the kind mats shone above,
Keeping, in their a , ftened splendor,
Watch and ward upon our love,
Youth is a diamond dawning—
Bold it breaks to gorgeous day ;
Heavenly lights of. power and beauty
Glance and gleam along its way.
Far within the mighly futur3
There be solemn voices beard ;
Flnped to make's stately anthem,
Floats the music of a word.
But that music, in the present,
S'oftly droops with sad decay,
Till ha echo in the s.irit
Faints and fAls and dies away.
Gress then he the tender memory -
Of the Pad, forever aped '
That our youth may be immortal,
xvilnsainicas_LzL . ATlr.,
UTAH'S SILVER MOUNTAIN.
[Correspondence of the New York Sun.
SALT LAKE Cm, Jan. 21 —The wonder.
ful silver mine recently discovered in this
Territory, and known al the 'Little Emma,'
has been sold by the fortunate discoverers
I. the bank of California, and to-day the ti
tles were handed over to that corporation. The
interest remaining in the hands of the dis
severer' when the_great California Bask
opened negotiation was three-fourths of the
entire mine, and for that interest the bank
has paid 1)900,000.
The remarkable discovery of this mine,
and the wonderful effect it is likely to have
upon the Imitation of Utah's mach vexed
metal detention, have attached a degree of
interest to it Which cannot fail to be world
wide, and therefore a brief sketch of the
mine sot discoverers, and the mantic in
cident connected with the achievement may
prove interesting.
EARLY DiSOMIRAGEMENTS
For many years the chime of Utah have
known that their °was great misers, wealth
in their mountains and canons; but the atm
dy resolve of their remarkable leader has
forbidden soy attempt to develop it. His
word hie been law, and the poverty.striekeo
disciple have preferred his favor to the al
b:accents of the glittering ores. Oonsioa•
ally, however, a "rebellious spirit has f Mowed
its owe aspiration, and done its own 'pros
pecting; in spite of all the jeers and the ridi•
enle of the community and the maledictions
of the rostrum, and among these were the ad
venturous spirits Woodman and Chrisholin,
who, by their recent good fortune have been
raised from comparative poverty to untold
Wealth.
JAMES Z. WOODMAN,
who discovered and located the Emma, is an
easy natu-ed Englishman, one of those good
fellows ever ready for anything not very seri
ous. For fifteen years he has wandered thro'
the Territories and the States of the Pacific,
s professional miner, sometimes up, sometimes
down; more dependent upon a strong back
and willing -hands than upon scholastic at
tainments in . his prospecting experience.—
With no problems to solve for professors, bard
hots wets nursed and garnished in his crud
am, He knew an 'iodieation• as readily as
most moo, and came to this place four or five
years ago and 'want Iprospecting' round, and
finally found himself in Little Cottonwood,
living fro! day to day as bell he could. He
had seen 'cropping.' of galena that indicated
the presence of a body of argeotiferous ore
somewhere, and with heritiam he began
THE SIEGE OF THE MOUNTAIN
For months' he 'pegged' away, first in one
losality and thee in mother. The record e:•
hibits nameroac 'locations' and 'claims' to
James E. Woodman and his Bohemian asao•
elates. "
IC the precarious life of prospecting, a few
dollars is a great thing, and the binnteons
hoed of a donor or looser is grasped with a
grateful vim. Days, weeks and months pass.
ed away; yet Woodman - and Chisholm keep
piorcieg the mountain side solitary and alone.
They `wokir lan entire winter is the canon,
with .nothing to distract them bet the howl
ing of the whiffs and the occasional
NUMMI! or Tee MOUNTAIN RAOUL
But the hope tbat never dies invigorates
them to Tenured efforts after each discour•
agement t aad so, reiolved to probe the mono
taia to :Writ, centre if necessary, tbeyia•
bor oh. Provisions are .soiree.: Thly feed
en flour, bacon, and occasional coffee, and
now' and then; a drop of creature comfort
ftWisite way to the dismal canon, bat gener
ally the liznriss Writ feW and, far between
And eo eight.motiths . passea 'away, and stint
an ore.. 2,..o?ther month - g- eaby,. and just
as tbej art'aboui‘to give up is despair
„ AOITAIN raseovssisp,
wetting vel ethoolsiagiu . g t bsit-itili_kt, is tins
Min
gib's—jest' 'a oilier is tioCtiftiAer !tian
piece of paper +lna so they *Otto work he
roically to follow this, down - fi.,einewhere a
body of ore moat be esecestil4toi that stain
was almost a certain indiettliob.„ , Followiag
on and on, they dug into the mountain Rev.
say_ feet, and then their eyes for the first
time gated upon argent:Herons galena. No
hipwreeked mariners ever beheld the sight
of land or sail with greater joy ; but disap.
peintment still awaited tbe miners. It was,
after all, 'only float ore . ' lialf a.ton or more
of the sought for treasure had in the up.
heaving and seething of the elements, a mil
lion years before, daubed away into the body
of other rooks and lost its track back again
to the mother ledge, and was no-criore. Wool.
nap and Chisholm were nevertheless glad,
end they gathered new strength, and new
friends rallied - found th-em:l3-ut-th-o-strits
_turn_lest_theitiaithras_the_mountain-main-
tained a resolute secrecy. 11.1orths more pass.
ed away, and
WOODMAN FINALLY EXHAUSTED HIMSELF
The story is told that credit for a sack of
floor was at last denied theta by a well•knowit
firts here who had gone as far as cautious
merchants could go io encouraging, the mi 6
mere. A week more palmed away after that
denial,- and again there was' a gay and great
rejoicing. Woodman and Chisholm bad now
'struck .it.' One sudden blow with a pick.
axe dislodged a huge boulder, and there be
fore the delighted eyes of the miners lay the
silver metal—not in streaks, not in thin en.
certain veins, bet in a huge, solid mesa ap.
seared the covered treasure! With flushed_
fans aed beating hearts they dig further ea
but there is no end, and so with thankful
hearts and happy prospects they quit the
_scene_to_rela te-t heir-good-fort see —To-Ch is--
holm was assigned the task of providing_a
name for the new discovery. In the darkest
hour of their trials, when success seemed
•
rtheat off, and hope bad almost died out;
.ame-t04.1-hisholm
A LETTER FROM 111/3 FAITHFUL WIFE
ma are decd
h Illinois, bidding him labor on for the love
be bore her- and his little Emma, who prat
tled about her absent papa from moreiog till,
night. The letter was new life, for Chisholm
'was spurred on to new efforts and final sue
clean. And so he christened the mine Little
Emma in token of the gratitude be felt for
the incidental mention of the child's name.
Within one short year the name of 'Little
Emma' has become a household word in the
mountains, and bas traveled on crude gunny
sacks from one end of the world to the other.
The money comes. Soon the news spreads,
visitor after visitor descends the (shaft' and
behold no "ledge" of six, ten, or twenty feet
wide, hut a mountain of areentifcronii galena
ore. Nolvalle save yet been discovered,
and excavations have been made in every di•
reotion without reaching beyond the precious
metal .There is already in sight immense
wealth, and work enough for fifty men for a
whole generation in following iteldipe,"spure'
"angles,' and oehootis!
With success came money Everybody
was ready to buy. It was only a matter of
figures, could they reach it, not the absolute
value, as that none could reckon The first
Bale was $30,000 for a sixth interest in twists.
ty-four hundred feet, The nest, soon after,
$lO,OOO for a Modred feet, end there it stop
ped—no one would sell, the Mils wee over.
A NEW YORKER NEXT APPEARED
upon the ground ak claimant for part propri.
etership of the Emma He had eighteen
months before furnished the needy prospect-
or, Woodman. 575 nod 525—possible some
more —and had bought a deed man's claim,
and now he demanded'an injunction. The
Emma came before the Cann, end there it
still- rests, but, in davit° of legal threats,
Woodman,
to meet the little expenses of that arrange
ment, sold, a few weeks ago, the qusrtcr of
the mine for follo,ooo is coin Ts-day Cal
ifornia capitalists give $900,000 in coin for
the remaining, thteefourths, and thus the Em
ma has passed into the hands of those who
have capital enough to fight pcss:tsion for a
generation.
The price of anything in the West is not
always its value. The country is still young.
capitalists are few, and the men of millions
are rare. The opportunities for investment
there are unknown to many, and necessity
and occident often rule the passing hour.—
.Most of the recent proprietors of the Emma
could have well held to their possession—
they had . no pressing wants. The mine was
returning over five thousand dollars aday net;
but they got-it easy, there was a lawsuit on
hand, and the offer, was tempting. ,
,The lar
gest proprietors have prnbably, now' pocketed
a thousand dollars for every dollar they: had
invested. A. thousand per cent, was no bad
return.
Of the ettent of the Ores paising unnoti
ced throu:h New York fron this one mine I
learn trim the report of the New - York agent,
If tg
Mr. Leasing, jest received, that in fop's ek
ths,. he has shspiked from
_year port twg ;
sea, 'Wales, 2 80
ales, the 10th of p.
tembbr, Newark, New Jersey, and Sae glai
dims have at the same time al4o receirbl'all
ea ore they could smelt, and thus in' the
short space of font smooths the Emma mine
hail returned 8666,0001 At the preikent Writ
ing no less than six hundred tons of . that. ore
is between this city and the A tlasstieseabisard
'lf worth a dollar, the mine is worth a bun . '
deed .millions,' is a common saying here.
The Cityof Saints is oo looter dull, deed
and damned. , It is a joyful, lively city, and
the heathen are rolling in in.' great [lum
bers every day. -The .fame of , the Essmais
doing anieb - for the influx of eapitelists,
but there are other mines in the same victim. ,
ity, and indeed all over the e.:untry, even no
less rich and fruitful.
AND FRIENDS
WtTO WANTED A WIFE,
TILIC EFMT ON UDALL
The Mormon leaders have fought with
pertinedity this itchitig: titter Wealth ; but
With the streildise of "his native; 'the chief
still hopes to control and makes ft knbservi
ant to kis purpose. lie excommunicated
from the communion of the church,, the Re.
formers for daring to encourage the people
to develop the minerals in the Territory,and
now that hi lees it inevitable, ind dreaditig
the gentile ascendancy,. he orders - the eon=
!troika!, of alailroad from thie place south
seventy miles. With that railroad in 'his
hands,_ he hopes to gobble up the lands
through which it passes and to defy eoinpe
titiou. He who forbade in the same of the
Lord the discovery of the metals, will with
the same coolness and effrontery call upon the
poor, hardworking Sainte to help the Lord
to build the railroad to transport the ores.—
Such is the sleet consistency of the r man.—
But this-moneense will pass away, and step
by step will come the I uiet, peaceable amen•
cirottiox orthe peop e. Averyw ere is seen
budding-forth-the-effects-of-the-mining-pros=
parity, aka a jubilant look of pride cheers
the countenance of many who before time
were ready to perish under the despotism that
enthralled them.
Life.
Life is beautifully compared to tifountain fed
by a thousand streams, that perish if one is
dried. It is a silver chord twisted ; .with ,a
thousand strings, that part asunder if one , is
broken. Frail nod thoughtless. mortals ire
surrehnded with numeroui dangers, whieh
make it much more strange that they eseape
so long than that they eometimes.perish end.
denly at last. We are encompassed with au
°ideate every day tri crush the mouldering
enements-w it.—The-eeeds-of--disease
are
are planted in our constitutions by nature.=
The earth and atmosphere whence we draw
our breath, are impregnated with death.-
-H ear t h-is-m ade- - to - operatir to - its - own - deatruo
lion. -The-fend-that-nourishes-contains the
elements of-deoev;-the soul that animates it
by vivifying fire tends to wear it oat by its
own action. Death larks in ambush along
stir Otirithotordiwt - litina e ru ,
so palpably confirmed by the daily example
before our eyes, how little de we lay it to
heart ? We see our friends and neighbors
perish among us, but how seldom does it. oe •
cur in our thoughts that out knell shall per.
haps give the nest fruitless warning to the
world.
SAVING FOR OLD AGE.—No ODD denies
that it is wise to make provision for old age,
but we are not at all agreed as to the kind of
provisions it is best to lay in. Certainly we
shall want a little money, for a destitute old
man is, indeed, a sorry sight; yes, save
money by all means. lint an old • man needs
just that particular kind of strength which
young Men are apt to wattte.—Many— a-fool—
ish young fellow will. throw away on a boll
day a certain amount of nervous energy which
he will never feel the want of until he is
seventy, and then hew meoh he will want
it 1 It is serious, but trui, that .a bottle of
Champagne at twenty will intensify the rhea.
enatism at threlidose. It is a foot that over
tasking the eyes at fourteen may necessitate
the aid of speetaoles at forty instead of sixty.
We advise our young readers to be saving of
health for their old age, for the maxim holds
good in regard to health as to money. ' Waste
not, want not.' It is the greatest mistake to
Frappes° that violation •of the laws of health
can escape its penalty. Nature forgives oo
sin, no error; she lets off the offender for fif
ty years sometimes, but Ihe'oatches him at
last, and in fl icts the punishment just when,
just where, and just how he feels it most.—
Save up for old age, but save, knowledge;
save the recollection of good and noble deeds,
innocent pleasures, and pure thoughts, save
friends, save' love. Save rieb stores of that
kind of wealth whiph time cannot
nor death take away.
DROWNED WHILE BEING BAPTISED.--A
few weeks since Dr. A. P. Powellll, of Band
11111, Ky., after a brief eourtship,was mar.
tied to Miss Mary J. Wilson. Shortly after
his marriage, Dr. Peweell united with the
Christian Church, and Sunday hist was ap.
pointed as the day of his baptism, be having
requested his pastor, the Rev. J. B Hough,
to perform the rite. At the appointed hour
a large number of person had assembled on
the banks of Crooked creek, the place ciao.
sea for the immersion. After singing and
praying, the Rev. Mr. Bough entered the
water, leading the Doctor. They were obliged
to proceed son e.distance from the, shore in
order to reach 'a sufficient depth, but sudden.
ly both were seen to go down. . They soon
arose to the surface, and the minister regain
fa the bank, but the Doctor being unable to,
swim, wag swept by the current under a flood.
gate only is short distance below. 14;sery
ertioa was made toS'eave bile', but in vain
The body was sotielafter tilted and brotight
to shoreamid.the most heart-rending screams
from his , young
,wife.and friends Every
thing riessible was done to,resuseitate the
DOOtor, s but alas ! the vita spark hAdlown
A Limps IlzioolA'gentlimati,` While
passing through a'street in New York; heard
a child's voice from abasement crying !Help!
help!' Bosun in and ionnd i little fivo•year.
old boy holding a bed blanket around biesis ,
ter, two years younger, who hid caught her
clothes un fire, auf the little hero' had 'gun.
seeded in putting, out the filmes. The boy,
in smeller to tits question Why be wrapped
the bed blanket *Toned his Sister's burping
clothes, said hieing bad told him that was
the best .way to put out fire, and why he cried
'help! help!' that he wan afraid .be eanld
,not
do it, lad wantedrsome one M ifs was
then silted why he : did not leave his sister,
and run into tbe.stroot and cry
_for b'elp.—
lie auswored with tears in his eyes, Wo,
never would have left her. She, was my 'sk
ier. Had she burned up, I would have barn,
ei toe: . •
OhltSittings.
A ignotiell, stagiesir operation. ' • To teka
the cheek oot. i of a• yodog. who, owl 04 kakis
the, jaw oat of a - woenafa , ,
A. Deceitful !nun is intritui o.
pen vier:
A fox should net be ifa 'the jnil of a
_e!e_trial:
Jastice will not condemn. even the devil
•virongfullir.
•
A greet fortune is a great"slavery. ,
A nod .from a lord hi a .brehlrfast for a
fool.
A good word for a bad one is, worth tuna
and owns little. ' '
An idle Plotkin' le' the, devil's' working-shop.
A ,penny worth of mirth is Worth a pound
of sorrow.
Avarice increases with. wealthr
An old, dog cannot alter ho way of: bark.
ing.
A sin
11 leak_wilLeialr
oltaa_basiiroarlaellittoriirtfleti-ibtio-Nep
• 'Except nothing from 'him whn 'promises
alreat deal.
Draw not thy bow .beforgt,,ithyarroy ,he
fixed.
'Grieving (or inietortnnee• ie iddins gall ,
to 'worm wood.
Good bargain. are' piokpookete .1 •
Give neither , counsel nor ealt till you are
asited for it.
Have not, the cloak to make ttbetr it . be
gins to rein. ; ,
He whe: !unlit, oatoh fah anp t , u$ mind
getting wit.' ,
,
Hilo idle'thaltaight be batter employed.
He who would atop
. evary...taan's mouth
must ha,e a great deal of meal.
e thatuithe hiteselLan_aea_mitat—uot.
take it ill if men ride him.
He that - knows not when to bo Omit,
knows not when to speak.
Hif - thit fears jou present,_wilL hate—yen
absent. _
11 an ass goea a traveling he'll 'iot ebene
home a bore°.
•tter-were-withlarbetter-eortre=o, .
It is sore easy to praise poverty. than to
bear it.
It is bard for as empty bag to stand up
right.
It in a pity that those who taught ns ro
talk did not also web us 'ben to hold .oar
tongue.
It is a miserable hospitality to open your
doom and ebut . yoar eountenanoe.
STOPPED WORRYINO.-A clerical friend,
at a telebrated watering.plaee, met , n lady
who named hovering on the brink of !be
grave. Her cheeks were hollow and wan, her
manner listless, her step lanxiiid, and her
brow wore the severe cfontraotion so Indies.
tine both of mobil end physical stifferlop,, so
that she was to all observers an ebjeet of
sincerest pity and ootoiniseration.
Some years afterward he encountered the
some lady, but so bright, and fresh, and
youthful. so full of healthful buoyancy. and
so joyous in expression, thitle questioned
himself if he had not deceived hituself • with
regard to her identity.
'ls it possible,' said he, 'that• I see before
me Alit. 3 , who preheated such a doleful
appearattoe at the springs several years ago r
'The very same!
'Pray, tell me madam, the secret of your
aura l What means did you use to attain to
such vigor of mind and body, to such abler
fuloess and rejevenation ?'
'A very simple remedy,' returned she, with
a beaming face. stopped worrying and
began to laugh; that was all.'
DYING Rlot•l.—The ship Brittanie was
wrecked off the coast of Brasil, and had us
board, a large consignment of Spanish . dot
Jars. In the hope of saving • some of Oils
a number of barrels wore brought on deck
But the vessel went to pieces 'so felt that
the only hops for life was by taking at once
to the boats.
The feat boat was about to push
,pff when
a young midshipman went back to see if any
one 'was 'still on board. To his siirprise
there eat a roan on dealt with a hatchet in
his hand. with which be had broken open
several of the casks, the contents of which
he'was now heaping op about him.
'What aro yen doing here shouted the
youth. 'Don't you know the ship is fast
going to pieces ?' ,
'The ship may so:, said the man :
lived a poor wrote!) all 'Mr life; but I
tetmioed to die rieli'
• The officer's temonatranees were answer.;
ed by; another flourish of. the hateheti, sad
the man was left to his fate. ,
We should count such a, person a mad•
man, but'he has too rainy imitators 'Men
seem determined to be tient 'at all haz
Least of all risks do they count the uhaue of
losing the soul in the struggle, at aay !m
-ulti:lt whatever.
Ali INPIDEL ANSWERED.—&` late Ha
gfish paper has an account of ati incident
which occurred at'a laoture given!. lay an in.
fidel. *Oat conclading, the lecturer, called
upon soy of his Audience to, reply - tubis ar
gument. A collier rose and spoke enineWhat
as follows': 'Molitor Bradlaugh, mii acid 'my
mats Jim were both Methodists tilt' ono of
these infidel chaps cam' this way.' jim turn.
ed infidel, and used badger me' about at
tending class-meeting and priyerliectings,
bits ma day in the pit .a large gob of coal
nape (lowa upon Jim's head., . .
thought
he was killed, and ah, moo I but be did bol l
ler.'"' Then turning "to 'Bradlaugh, with
a vary knowieg look he said - 'Yew% toes
there's nothiog.tike gobs••of coal to• kurstk
the infidelity out of sass!. Tho infidel had
but a entail minority, 'trait him, after • tibia
palpable
An lowa fever *saes' flaw lik. d otlir:
`lf asp sub in this "Welty bee a • •dioliet note
and will let ne'tiee it,!we, will place .ide name
ea oar list for sit mouths 80:v141444:la:. ' •
Vita First Masi. ' '
Dr. Patton , wet a faat,youthonchipAeard
who paid gaily, oarrtfor .wotbing- hot the
'firet'glass, but When the first ulnae gets, down
it feels so lonely that I send &mien ;neekinit
to beep it company, when tbey,begiptittarre)•
ling with each other, and 'AI tend . , dein e
third to put things all right, 'atinii thniitirni
'and ask-the new comer what be het td 'do
with their fondly trotters; then goes down
fourth and u filth, and they all enter into a •
base eonspiraity to make we down &atilt'
The way of entoplete safety is so plain that
1 he who never lets the first drop get. down
will'ne'Ver be drunk.. But letting tbs„firet
glass down ruins more than one fifth 'of the
boys of tho State. To.dsy I came across the
Connecticut river in a skiff; now if it wee so
iteriltiits to cross that oee in every fitie was
ktt, never should have entered: "Na rine
it sense,' would venture soon' the 'aril
ous flood of lump aerate drinking. Nobody
meanste_heipphsv—sayet------
lam sefe„' the drunkard repels you .with
tI can drink or I van let it' ulnae; and the
'dying 'inebriate totters to his heave tinder the
deloSion that he can control his appetite.—
You°, man, venture not• no that deeeilut
tide. NV L ine is a worker and who is deceived
ibeieby Is not wise•
• Pat'vaa bat an idle boy ; onrr day he was
suddenly milled up and the question trt•
pounded by the pedagogue.
'Patrick, how many ()oda are there 7'
Pit was not a dlstinyttit•hed theologian,
but he promptly answered, 'Three sit.
'Take your seat r thundered the master,
'and it' you don,t answer iu five Minutes,
will welt you r
- - Istmed, Pat taking
...le probationary period pi
hiiiitatingly wawa the neither of
Gods to be 'five sit. lie received the primal
teed tinting, and retureingto hia_s_eatoe—o-----
autes,lor
.00naideration.
Ten minutes/ up Pet wee up,,too, and nag
Sid - that he hadn't fixed the number Rat
eieritl3i'higit before, ehouted ouv--
• 4 Theree tett. ei '
Ha raw the fez ule deseendine, and broke
out of the door, be cleared a five rail Moon
and run like a quartet—horse IltrOaa the mead
ow. Panting with eiertion, he - met a lad'with
a book in his bond, and with a look of ono
in the pursuit of knowledge under diff►culties.
'Where are you going ?'
'To school yonder,' was the reply.
'How many Gods are there?'
'One,' answered the boy.
'Well, you'd better not go. down there
You will have a good time with your oda
God. ' I just left there 'With ten, and that
wasn't enough to mieeWielrein the diandest
licking you ever hoard
A PBACTICAr. .Joss A correspondent
Writing from Forestdale, R. 1., fells the !d
-ialing story ; HOMO dozen yearsAtgo, when,
the aspire business was brisk and shpp hands
were jolly, there worked in the scythe shops
at this plate two . youog_knights ef, ham.
mer, whom I will call Smith and Crown, as
they are doubtless both livitigitaci - may' oh
jeet to their.. real 'names beirg need. Smith
had got a little ,the best of :Brown in the
poetical joke business, so the latter set his
wits to work to get square, sod this is bow
he Succeeded: Taking hie blacksmith tongs,
the handles of which ate Bemis's's* fees long,
he heated the ends nearly red hot, and platt
ing them astride his neck, msreked slowly by
'Smith, who was seated at his hammer, look•
ing neither to the right widen. sooner
bad be got put, than up jump* . Smith, and
grabs the lentils@ of the wogs, with the in.
tendon, no doubt, of giving llgisro a terrible
squeezing; bat he didn't and the blisters on
his hands prevented him from working for
several days. Bur after this, in order- t.,
ozeite Smith's ire, you had only to ask him
how he liked the style of Brown'is,,eravat.'"
Two Trayslois hafting been ittsigaeof to_ the
suss 'bed—room in a crowded hotel, one 14'
them, helm retirisg, knelt down to :pray,
sod confessed a long catalogue of sins
.011
rising from his knece he.saw his fellow—trav•
osier 'valise in' hind going out the door, sod
eideimed: "What's the matter? What's up?
"Oh , nothing, Was the'reply ; 'only lam opt
going to risk nu/1W with such a , scamp as
you eonleee
,youreelf to km'
No' B . moximo . Attavicti.- 1 ;.01d Dr. Stift*,
of New London, in his latter years,, kept a
drug' store. A gentlemats 'one' day pure-has
ed a •eigar of the Doctor, ani • lighting it, be ,
gen to, smoke.
'Please do not smoke in the etero,'
,said
Dr. S', politely ,'it is against oar TWO.'
But You sell edgers,' rejiiinid tiro gentle
man 'deafen to smoke, don't - you ?'
'Yes,. sir. we sell,eigars,' replied the Dr,
a little . sharpiy,— , smd we *ell "qays,ic ; but we
don't allow it to opetiiitt in the store.'
( - no liryman was' awak ned by a wag the,
others night .0 , , ciaeoemeat that his
beat, cow nal ebolSi , He immediately j Ull3.
Ped 'tip to save Oie hie treasure, ualy
todiseover a It tiekiig in oho mouth.
'the pimp. •
Jest u well might yea expect sentiments.
of justice heat i gamester as look for noble.
priaelplesia the ma n, , whofit,hffpos and fears
are all suspended op the . present moment,
and Who Slakes hie whole9tappioose is the
eventaef this life: .
Boar different is the view of pant lire im
the man Who is 'groirWold in heoodedge sled
and wisdom-from' that of him who is groom
old in ignore:nee and folly.
A Tie& man asked a poor petsoo if he bad
aoy idea of citaadvaatagetaviaing freak riott—
es. believe they give a resat as &dingo-.
rage over as kerma may waa Ska reply.
.11h. Joaaa.aalled upon • mat rho.
advaitises Patin, a 'falllol4, rdaa s,
114 *as kola& Croat hila two riaatilatix. 1.%
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