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FAkIRNEY & SON" on e front of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and e name of Drs. 1), r'ahrnuy & Sec's Preparation r Cleansing the Blood, Boonsboro, Md., blown in ch bottle. 4.ll.Mbers are C'OUNTE RPLAT. Ree lect that it is Drs. 1), Fabrney & So n's Celebrated eparation for Cleansing the Blood that is so trni •really used, and ao Eughly moraine nded ; ar.d do ,t allow the Druggist to induce ym to take say ing Wee that they may say is „just the same or as because they make a large proG u on it. AREPARZI) BY Pro. ,D. F9BRNEY dr gahr, BOONSBORO, Dr, P. P, Fahruey, Kedy sville, Md. De sure to get the genuine. None genuine u n . e signed FA.BRNf:It"& old by B. AlsennsoN, Waynesboro'; Dr. Butuptoz.uun, E B•WltiGitE4 Quincy; Flummox /Shady (hove. one 30- times) OLD IRON WANTED. be highest meal price will be paid for Iron Wane deliveffd at the works ot the ty 9P1 8 .4 1 i UQ, September strews the woodland over, With many a brilliant eAlor ; The world is brighter than before— Why should our hearts be duller ? Senor' and the scarlet leaf, Sad thoughts and sunny weather ! Ah me ! this glory and this grief Agree floe together. This is the parting season—this The time when friends are flying ; And lovers now, with many a kiss, Their-long-farewells-are-sighing Why is earth so gayly dressed ? This pomp that autumn beareth A,funeral seems, where every guest A bridal garment wearetb. _ Each one of us, perchance, may here, On some blue morn hereafter, Return to View the gaudy year, But 'not with buyistt laughter. We shall then. be,wrioltled men, - Otrr - brows - wi th—si And thou this glen may seek again, But nevermore a maiden. Nature perhaps foresees tbe - Sprimy Will touch her teeming bosom, And that a few brief meths will bring, The bud, the bee, the blossom ; Ah ! these forests do net know--:- Or would less brightly wither— 'Air virgin that attorns'them so Will never more come hither. AXIS 0.:11E11-3.1ra AL. INTIE". q will show them to you now? And pro. ceeding to where his trunk stood in his room, be removed everything until he reached a somewhat old-fashioned 'looking pistol ease; he opened it, when, with a sudden exclatna -,- tion, he let it drop back into the trunk, and .ggering to a chair he eat down, covering his face with his hands, and shivered as the' his whole - lrarna was convulsed with some powerful emotion. I picked up the ease and saw it contained two long duelling pistols of a peculiar fatibion, and on one I observed ir - iWalits of blood which bad upon the bright barrels produced deep spots of rust. I shuddered as 1 looked, well remember ing the many wild scenes through which he bad passed in the last dozen years. Carl Korrigan had in the meantime some what recovered himself, and extending his hands he exclaimed. BEAVER'S. BEAVER'S 'For heaven's sake George, put them up,..1. had nearly forgotten the last time I used them.' BEAVER'S. ale, BEA V ER'S. Pitts. Oil, I obeyed him all the while wondering what had so affected' him who I had known to be possessed of iron nerves, secretly, wishing that he would tell me, and I suppose my countenance betrayed the wish, for a moment after he sat upright and with a look that I shall not soon forget, be asked : 'George, you saw those spots'--with a sh trd• der at the last words. I replied by a nod, when he continued,— BEAVER'S. B.NAVER'S. 'Sit down and I will tell you all about an affair that has left deep marks upon my heart and memory. I had never spoken to any one about that terrible piece of business, and if I am somewhat affected by its recital, you will please look over it.' He paused a moment and seemed to be ma king a powerful effort to recover his self eon k trol, and his strong will triumphed, for straightening up somewhat alter his old self, he told the following 'George, I believe that I felt for Frank Gardner more than a brother's affection ; we bad been thrown together in New York, both following the bent of a restless spirit, and we found in each other's nature something, I can't tell what, that lead us to travel a long time in company. So we had spent many days together, plowing the bosom of the old ocean, sharing its dangers, and daring them a thousand times. Had been several months among the pleasant Isles of the West Indies. Had been two years together on the Plains and Pampas of Brazil, and the Bio.de-la platte. Had crossed South America, and journeying up the coast until we found our selves in Mazatlico, Mexico, all the while thoroughly enjoying each ether's company, and I never found anything about Frank that I could not admire,although there was depths in his nature that in a long intercourse I knew I had never fathomed, and I knew him for one fault, that he never forgave an ene• my or one who he fancied had done him an injury, as two or three ugly affairs in South America and Mexico could give ample testi mony. I had always found him a first-class, congenial companion, some of our tastes were similar, and both possessed spirits that would not long remain at rest anywhere. He, I knew to be brave, almost to fool-hardiness. I have seen him armed with a long Spanish knife alone, attack, single-handed, the fiercest denizens of the forest, and in every one come off victorious, merely laughing when I had expressed my fears sometimes for hie safety, and in many of these encounters be bad re ceived scars that told it was no easy victory at times. In Manilla°, we remained several weeks, and were both intimate and welcome visitors at the residence of Senorita Prarie-I. Caste, whose father possessed large estates close to the village upon one of which be resided. liottLytatik and myself paid assiduous at- WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, THURSDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 29, (870. 3POMITIO.A.X.m. SEPTEMBER. [Written for the Village Record, A FATAL DUEL. • • C- z- •:.33* W 1 1419133211 • NTawsipap®r. tention to the beautiful Prarie, I, never dreaming but that it was like a dozen more affairs of the same kind, a mere time•passing one. Although I sometimes detected a feint sign of uneasiness and unrest tugging at my heart if I called upon the lovely Senorita and found that she was enjoying a ride or a stroll with a Mexican gallant, a near neighbor's son; end at these times I would notice upon Frank's fine face an expression that I had never in my companionship observed there before; it was something very like what ha took on in some of his furiest and most den ; gerons encounters, either with beasts or_mext for I had seen him in both, and it occurred to, me more than ,uce that I should not fan. cy crossing him in lovo. I found myself irresistably drawn by the charms of the old Mexican's daughter, and I thonght that I observed in her manner to wards me a marked degree of preference,— One morning while seated with her, and in _alose_con versa tion,_Fran k_ walked_in-an notice. at pecaliir — ihade upon his coun• tenance, and my heart bounded, for it oe curred to me with a sudden flash that this man who had been my near companion for _months bad for the first_time allowed_me_a glimpse of that peculiar trait in his charac ter, the existence of which I had merely sus pected heretofore. Our conversation that morning was for the first time constrained and uneasy. I soon took my departure.— T hir- - circumatance - ntiused — me --- for the-first time-'to-thoroughly-analyze my feelings. I found that almost impereeptably, the lovely face of Prarie•L Coate had engraved itself upon my heart, and intuitively I learned that this was to be the Cause of rupture of friend ship between Frank and myself. I overhauled the whole of our companion. ship from its very beginning, and I could find nothing that I could throw• into the bal ance against my love for Ifer who I began to suspect entertained for me a more than pass ing_regard. 'Oh God hud_Lknown the depth of that woman's deception, how much'would have been saved me,' suddettly_exolaimed Carl as he paused again. almost overcome with his emotion. After a momentary struggle he proceeded. 'I-could-n ot-see-why - 1 - 814u-Id-alow a frien d ly_regard of a few year's standing to sepa rate me from a life of happiness. I -at once decided that if I could win Prarie, I would do so at any cost. I was so excited by my feelings that I felt a long ride to be necessa ry to restore my usual equanamity, and.when_ returning from this ride I suddenly came up. pon the object of -my love in company with the Mexican whose name at this time I have forgotten, but who I have mentioned as' pass ing occasional visits in her coMpany. Her manner towards him caused me a violent pang, but when she came up and bowing be: stewed upon me a heavenly smile, the feel ing vanished, and I rode to town resolved to know my fate before many suns bad passed over me. Next morning I found her alone, and I pourned out to her all the strong love that a man can feel but once in his life. She appeared very much agitated, and hes itatingly asked me to wait one week for my answer; not knotting sufficient reason for the delay I refused to wait unless she gave me reason to hope that her answer would be fa vorable. After some little while she told me I might hope. I pressed her to my heart, kissing her rapturously, she offering no re sistance. So engaged were we that we did not notice the de or open and again close as the person who intended entering saw the situation. It wits Frank. I !Oft that room a very happy man, and shortly after I met Frank, and hurrying up to him with the intention of telling him of my happiness, a s I was ignorant at the time of the fact that he had witnessed our inter view. I was chilled by the manner he as sumed towards Inn, and could not for my life have exchangoll more than the commonest remarks. I bed never seen him so moody, and my heart misgave me when I noticed that his drinks were very frequent, and of the strongest liquors; ho shortly left me. When he separated from me he went di rect to Prarie, and told her of the love that he Mao bore her. She expressed some sor row, but told him that she never felt for him more than a friendly respect, and added a lit tle haughtily that indeed she never could love him. Frank became furiously angry.— all the deep pr scion Jt his nature swelling up in the words,-- No, Senoril a, you could never love me, but let me tell you, I know who you do love, and were 'he my brother I could never forgive him this. Be left the house and coming di rectly to me void,— Cad Corrigan you know that I never swerve from my purpose, and I now call you to for ever renounee the love you have professed for ?rade-L.oomo, or on your own head be the result. 1 could see the steely glitter in his eye and well knew that we were never as friends to meet again. But in this matter, consider• ing that he was totally to blame, I would not renounce m y right to that happiness that I considered so near. I told him so, at the same time presenting every argument that I was posseseed of to regain the friendship of one who I really• loved., It was in vain, he step ped up to . me, and said : Wore you ten times my brother• you she'd fight me or be branded as a coward, which I am beginning to think you are, he fairly biased. I would still have'refused to fight him but be struck me a cruel stinging blow upon my face and with tears io my eyes I managed to say, on th.o river bank tomorrow morning at sunrise, pistols. I rushed out and to my own room, locked myself io and wept, strong man that I was I wept bitter tears,, and I firmly resolved not to fire upon Frank, hoping there by to Appease him and arouse him to a sense of.justice and cause him to ask my for givenees which would have been granted ere the words could have left his mouth. How vaii ithetiope was you ehall see. I wrote ...41.14.C.4.4.?.."..y''...5i1j • -reN • , J • -: letters to be mailed to my fond old• mother and sisters if' I ahonld fall, for well I knew his deadly shot, summoned a young Ameri can resident as my friend,•took out my pis tols, those pistols, (with a glance towards the trunk), gave them to my muchaebe to clean, and lying down tried to rest, but I could not, my brain was in a whirl. How I passed the time I knew not, but the morning came at last, bringing my friend in an early liour, who exclaimed : Carl this is terrible, can it not be arranged ? That is enough L— said I, see that my pistols are 4 4 • I la I 4 I 4 1.1 Ile saw that remonstrance was useless, so after examining the weapons, we started. Arriving at the appointed ground we found Frank, his friend, and a surgeon. I glanced towards Frank with a feint hope that even yet be might relent, but he stood with his back to me, and instructing our seconds, to proceed with the preliminaries we re• Anained_silent_All-was—soon arranged,—my second won choice of positions and would have placed me with my back to the sun, but I choose the other position. He looked ant _priee_d_but_said nothing. We were eoon _placed. Gentlemen, is all ready We merely bowed. You will remember to fire between the words one and three. A moment of intense silence, when with a clear steady voice my second pronounced the words : fire, one, two, three. -I—did—not-raise my weapon, but at the word two Frank raised his pistol and fired, his ball lodging with an intense burning pain in my left shoulder. I manated to as sear as if I was not hit, and stepping to my second in. strueted him to enquire if my antagonist was satisfied; the answer was returned, No.. The pistols were re-charged, we again took our positions, and again he alone fired, send ing his ball through my hair at the ear. A gain I instructed my second to enquire if the gentleman was satisfied, and he replied, I toll you Rio. A third time were the pistols load-' ed, and we resumed our positions. My see and was_as_pale,as=deatb, sud oven ary an tagonist's second and the surgeon were very much surprised at the most singular proceed ing. I glanced towards my antagonist and' saw no sign of relenting; all of the old Frank seemed to have gone, and there was written the firm purpose to kill rue if he could. I have read somewhere that there exists deep down in the human heart, passions, uncalled up by the ordinary circumstances of our lives which would frighten us if we bat caught a single glimpse of them. And I believe it. for in that momentary glance, all my love for the man standing before me was buried out of sight, and I merely ea* him as one who could cooly stand there and fire at one who would have continued to love him thro' life, until be saw him fall. A haze seemed to swim before my eyes, and I scarcely heard the sharp singing words : fire, one, two, when straightening up my arm, I leveled my pis tol, and with a glance along the barrel, fired. I saw him fall throwing his pistol hand up to his left breast, when I fainted. I recov ered to find . myself lying some distance from the fatal spot, and the surgeon just removing the ball from my shoulder. I enquired for the result of that last shot and was told that it was fatal on the ground. Frank only lived long enough to ask my forgiveness - and ac knowledge he was wrong; and Senorita L °este married her Mexican suitor before the week was out.' • Carl ceased and bowed his heed upon the table, anti feoling that I could door bay noth ing to mitigate his sorrow, I left. Our Mistakes. It is a heart-breaking thing to look back on one's own life, and oouot up the mistakes we have made by following out our own will, perhaps in defiance of friendly advice, per haps in accordance with flattering counsel s The sorrows that have come to us as it were by the will of God we can submit to with as much or as little patient resignation as we have the grace for ; but the sorrows which we have wrought by our own hand—the pit falls into which we have walked by taking our own way—these are the sore places of memory, which ao time can heal and no patience salve over. did it by my own act and deed,' and 'if I had but tistened to advice I if I bad but taken to pieces that set purpose of mine, what a different life I should have had I what an infinity of trouble I should have been spared flow many women, think you, are sitting now by ,the blackened ashes of a burnt-out love, heart. sick and despairing—women fur whom there is no to-morrow, no future summer, no rain• bow across the dull gay sky of their endur ing winter—all for the set purpose of a base less love, all for the wilful following at the heels of a visionary joy t They were warn• ed, they were counselled,they were besought; but they took no heed. Love, stronger than wisdom, drew them by lines of steel, while this had only ropes of tow; and the set pur pose of their lives, was as the moth's when it beats its wings into the flame—anfi with much the same result. An exchange tells of a young couple who went to the city to celebrate the Fourth in style. Puttiog up at a hotel, they were served at dinner with ioe cream for desert. Ructions tasted the cool confection, rolled it from one side of his mouth to the other, and finally ciaeulated, 'Thunder and lightning', Mader, that's the coldest puddin' L ever et! It would seem that the hot season intends to remote parts of the country, as a report comes from lowa City that the catfish come out of the river and lie iu the shade and fan. themselves with their tails, while the dogfish flop out of the water and follow the ioe•wagona all around the streets, trying to pick up a piece of ice. Either this is true, or lowa has some of the lyingest editors in, the world. Happiness abounds most with the lowly ; there are more blossoms in the valley than there are on the hills. CORRESPONDENCE. TULLAHOMA, TENN. September, 1870. FRIEND 131.Aut.—Well, my first year's farm operations have proved successful, rye, good, oats, fair, corn beyond all I ever saw ! Apples, peaches, Irish and sweet potatoes enormous ! The most delightful Summer I haie ever experienced is now suomeded by an Autumn that is absolutely I]den like; the sky, balmy, radiant, heart pleasing ; gentle breezes stirring the darkening ver dure, like spirit-voices flowing out of Para . ... - 1 • ie—etau loveliness; crystal streams purling in silvery beauty to the soft warbling% of the j-ty, thrush, lark, mocking and other birds, whose noise are softening with the subdued spark- Hogs of sky and flowers. The soft repose of Autumn pervades all things in harmony with the satisfied feeling which pervades humanity at the changes of the seasons.— Well, the Yanks are, again coming; the Na tives again starting in fresh companies for Texas. This State will be all Yankee in a few years. I bought another farm, and wish a good tenant; good farmers here have au ern-time-of-it-alter-the-first - year - or----two ; all plowing, chopping, all hard work being done in Winter; pastures abound all Sum mer till frost, after which nothing is fed but shucks, nubbins-and fodder. Prof. Koosis, a Hungarian scholar and gentleman, bought 500 acres near here, about three years ago, and is setting out acre after sore in grapes, apples, peaches, pears, eta; two years hence his_fortutte will begin to, roll in. This is truly a grand locatioriefor . g — ripes and fruit. In cereals, also, skillful' farming meets with great success. No spot on this Continent offers greater inducements !or emigrants, or has finer prospects of a luminous future. In healthfulness, it is unsurpassed ; hundreds of visitors have passed the Summer here, those afflicted with diseases arising from hepatic irregularities, or Kidney affections, find great relief in our splendid water - -WeifiterlTPa. and Ohio are sendiog in large ' delegations, who are searching for homes, to escape the rigors and trying-irreiularities of the alimates of those States. I would like ' to bear from my old friend, especially the Gen. Any one desiring information, may address me as above. Yours Rsspeo dully, W. T. BAItNITZ. A Western Romance• About eight or nine months since a man living in the northern part of Niiginia City, Nev., went oat into the eastern part of the State to seek his fortune in the new mines of that section, leaving his_wife and one child in Virginia City. Some Rives months ago a gallant disciple of St• Crispin persuaded the White Pine widow to take up her abode with him in a house which he furnished for her. The new pair--lived otherfor about seven months, when - a few days siooe the genuine husband returned.• Of course there was trouble in the camp, but after some quarreling, the two men agreed to play a game of seven-up for the woman. The game came off last Saturday night, and the first husband won his wife back by just 'two points.' The man claimed his wife, and the man of leather could not but say that he bad fairly won her, The woman prefered the shoemaker, but the husband and winner was determined to have his own. He packed up what furni ture they possessed, and lest Sunday even. ing, with his household goods and gods, left by a fast freight wagon for California.— When the wagon started there was quite a scene. A crowd of nearly ono hundred per sons had collected to see the husband carry away his 'stake,' and there was much mer riment over the romantic affair. The wo man cried and wanted to stay with the shoe maker, and the shoemaker cried at parting with the treasure he had lost by not holding enough 'trumps.' He asked some of the crowd if they thought. he would be arrested if he attempted to take the woman out of the wagon. They told him he had lost her 'on the square,' and he' must bear it like a man; so the wagon moved on, and soon the hir one was 'gone from his gaze.' Responsibilities of Parents. A pious mother, in her prayers with her little son, was accustomed to lay her hand upon hie head. She died while he was yet too young to realize the loss he had sustuin. ed. He grew up an nocurbed and wayward boy, whom none seemed to understand, and few to love. Yet in his most reckless and passionate paroxisms, something seemed par. tinily to restrain and rule him. He said it was, a 'hand upon his bead, like the mother's hand.° Often he yielded to its touch, and wept bitterly. In the flush and ferver of youth, ho traveled widely over foreign lands. Vice tempted him, and the virtue which should have withstood it, but had a frail rooting. Still, something witheld him it was the same 'hand upon his bead,'—a soft, cool hand. He dared not utterly oast oil its control. In his old age be said to some children : 'A head is upon my head,—upon my few hoary locks,—the same hand that used to rest in prayer among the fresh sunny curls of my infancy ; and if L am ever saved, it will be by that mother's hand, and my Re deemer's many; 'How heavy you walk Ixelaimed Mrs. —, on hearing her 11 \ : -- and tumbling up stairs the other night, 'Well, my dear,' was the gruff teapot/11(4qt you can get a keg of Golden's lager up stairs with less noise, I should like to see 'you do it.' Some one some time ago, Boeing two or three eminent lawyers gathered together on a spot suppof,ad , to be likely to be chosen as the site of the new law courts, said that they had met there 'to view the grotto 4 where. they must shortly 0/3.00 3P' OZ' etze Down East Courting: A Western paper pretends to give a fair account of the manner in which down_past ors do their courting. Here is an example : Sally, the housemaid, paring apples in the corner. Enter Obedieh; wbo seats himself in the corner opposite Sal, without s a ying n word for fifteen minutes, but finally scratch ing his head, breaks the silence with : • 'There is considerable imperceptible alter in' in the weather since last,week ' ''Taint so injudicious sad as dubitable• cold as it was; the theruontican has lowered up to one no. re. • agrees zenith,' said she. think it's likely for the birds of that species fly a great deal higher in warmer days than in cold ones.' Both parties assume a grave and imposing look, and a long pause ensues. kindly, Obadiah gives his pate 'another harrowing scratch and breaks the silence with . 'Well, Sally, vie chips are going to raise a sltigh tide, it's such inimical good sleddin' to ma to-v. I suppose we'll have an insatiate good time on it. I should be supernatural happy if you would disgrace we with your coin pany---I-should-take-it-as-degratory honor-; besides we are cahmlatin' to treat the gals well with raisins and black trap.' 'I should be supernatural glad to disgrace. you, but our folks suspect company. I can't goo.' Obadiah sits awhile, and.at length starts up as if a new thought had struck him 'Well, now, I know what do. home and thrash out those beans that have been lying in the barn for each a dittoed lone: while. Fait Obadiah. , MARRYING FOR SIIOW.—In Ititt fOnnWioF, we find dirplayed a volume of honest and wholesome good sense unusual to such com modities. Put a pin here, good swains and lovers : To the question often asked of young men as to why they do not marry, we sometimes heir the reply : I am not able to support a -- wife.' In one ease in three this may be so; but as a general thing the reply would be . am not able to support the style in which I think my wife ought to live.' In this again we see a false view .of mar riage—a looking to the appearance in the world, instead of a union with loving woman for her own sake. There_ar_e_v_ery_few_mtin__ of industrious habits who cannot maintain wife, if they are willing to live economically, and without reference - to - the opinion of the world. The great evil is they are not con• tent to begin life humbly, to-retire together into - an - obscure position, and together work their way in the world—be by industry in his calling, and she by dispensing . with prudence the money be-earns. But they must stand out and attract the attention of others by fine houses and fine clothes. oertaln - T — solitioal speaker was addressing a large audience in Virginia, and descanting vehemently against proscrip tion of foreigners, when his eye fell upon . a little German Jew, a peddler of ready-made clothing, who seemed to be very much im pressed with the argument of the orator, greedily swallowing everything ho uttered. This was too good an opportunity not to make the best of, and looking the peddler full in the eye, ho exclaiined 'Futriner, didn't you oome to this country to escape from the tyrannical, down•trocidon sod oppressed Europe ? Didn't you flee to these happy shores to live in a land of free dom, where the great right of suffrage is guaranteed all ; didn't you, furriaer He paused for a reply, when tho little peddler squeaked out t 'No, sir, I comes to die country to sell sheep reedy made ()iodine The astonishment of the orator, and the shouts and roars of the multitude, cannot be described. This finished the harrangue. Hall's Journal of Health lays down the, law as follows :—'.lien may live long and in health who never taste west, but they never can excel in anything which requites energy. The nations which eat no meat, as to the masses, are always inefficient or degraded. The hundreds of millions of Japan and China have failed in the centuries of the past in all that makes a nation or an individual grand in conception or magnificent in accomplish ment. They ara tn•day what they were ages ago, and they live mainly on rice and other vegetables.' 'Try' is a great word, though it muatera only three letters. It is the story of every achievement, from great to small * that the world has ever seen. The preseeca or ab sence of its spirit is the mark which dis. tingaishes the difference in men. The lad or young man who says he will try, and mese it, is the one who by and by will sue• ceed. The head on his shouitters is the go• ahead, the kind which all good tolka admire, and which is a credit to itself, 'Sam, what do you suppose is the reason that the sue goes toward the South in the winter.' 'Well, I don't know, mama, unless he no stand the climate of the Nun' and so am 'bligee to go to de Sour, where he aperienees warmer longitude.' Pompey,' said a good•oatnred georlemut to his colored utaa,'•l. did not know till to day, that you had been whipped last Week. ' Didn ' t you,, mama r' replied Pompey.— knotted. u itet de same time it occur red.' What's the differeuee between) a chilly mu and *hat dug ? Oaa *eel& s seat and 'the other peaty. • A barber is alearls ready to ansape an ma. mailman°. 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