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By IAT. 331etizei
°LUNE XXII.
-ll' i.4ttlD
IN TB 11QPIA COMB !
In
•
HAArg just opened a well Feleated , and fresh
stuck of Fatuity •Gtoceriea,,to which they in
;tilt& tee 'attention of the riabltc. In laadiu afticles
I,hey have a tell littp,Y4 l . -
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10 - U p Ed"e
Brown anti Whito_pugare,
Prime Rio Coffee,
Black and Green Tea,
Carolina Rice,
Syrup common, good, extra fine,
P..4imana N. urleane Molasses, prime;
(loin Siaroh, Farina, Chocolate, Viokles,
qrit i sup, Unease, Fish, Mason's IV ate r
tackerp, best iiu town.
(Glassware t sc. Qxl.peqsprare.e
Tumblers, Goblets, Dishes, Lamps andlLatnp
goods, good as s ortment, end low in price;
Granite ware in ,sets, dozen, or smaller
quantities, hantisome Styled, and guaran 7
tend to be of beat quality ; consuinn dishes
cups and saucers, clue?.
Buckets, 1)04;14 , 39m5. Bugyets,!Brmlies„Bopes,
Twiise, etc.
Fresh OYS rERS anti freed FISH ieglilarig re
ceived throw bout the ro er reason. tatined 0 a•
tors, Corn, retie, JeWee in tutiiblers.
Beet Family Flour, Buckwheat, Corn Meal,
Coo niry Produce'boughl apil highest.; inarket pa
ces allowed, '
Wa hope by fair dealing, ani Iteeping a lull
tid fresh a'teek'ef uouil3 to hadely iucrease our Eales
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'elictiary 4, 186
Tilt "NAM 011115 STILIL"
WAYNESBORO', PA.,
VII Et • 4.. lIICUIS,I .A2IIIIBLEMNPRI9
Pitts itIETUR,
q3, - “p, INT (3- 0
MR.—Auld Lang yne.
If my true love Was sick to ikath,
tta-la. Ira la,
I t 'd tell her lit her latest breath
tra la,
Her race of life could not be run,
'Fro• la, tra-la, tra-la,
I'd buy some Drugs of Amberson
AtbeDrug btoili on the Corner,
ITI was bald without a hair,
Tra la, tra la, tm la,
I'd laugh at that:l would not care r ,
Tta la, tre la, us lay
I'd bring them back, yes, every one,
Tra la we la, tra la.
Ily Drugs:l bought of Amberson
At the Drug 'stop on the Corner.
I,f I was tanned, to, darkest dye,
rra In, tA la:
!would not care, 1; would, not cry,
Tra la, tra la tra la.
For moon a 'blending would be done
Tra la, ua la, tra la
By Drugs I'd hur of Ambersan
At the Drug ~ore on the Comer.
Then three times three and tiger tap,„
Tra la, tra la. tra la.
For what we know that they can dp,
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Tra la, tux to, tea to.
With chorus loud, the viet'ry won
Tea Is, tra la tra la,
By Drugs. 1, bought of Amberson .
%At"the Drug More on the'Corwe.
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RUGS—THE REST AND PUREST Ak
JUl4waya on hand at
'DHINTS, CHEMICAL AND MINERAL
jr Paint. White Load and Colons, the heat assort
meat In town st y
EROSENE, 01LS, VARNISHES, DYES
131011 kinds at
113 Rits tS , P aft. INT,VA RN ISH,SASH, HAIR
jpand /couch Ilutdr,q , •
Pi:MUSSES AND SUPPORTERSAT
13RANDY,' WHISKX, WINES AND RUM
for medicinal uso ona
`IIATtiNT lid I WINES-ALL THE STAND. •
I - Aid ratan. Medicines or the day at
eTRACTS, FOR FLAVORING, PERFU
awry and toilet, articlei geumally , at
ISHTSWIAN4 'PR E SCRIP T I O NS C A R E
Miry compounded ti!,...Ttio.(lnueilJug Storer
Daly 16 . : • :‘ '
filiff ARRIVALr
WELSII has just received a full aurpstre nt of
Goods, in hie line of. busitiesis. 'lt . stick'
consitts in pant, of4ll the latest styles of klen's ainl
boys . .
. ELATS AND "(OAPS,
Mon's; Wonsou's, Misses, Boy's and
BOOTS,-' , GAITERSi SHOO
and Stipposio of *miry dosaiptioa. !males and
iraa oz) liar wt. us 'LP OS a
iliumet.fraitiog,tsinuontra. ISioulus,icus mud haw.
Dm* Trimming*, Hoop_ iSkirusi flair Netit. Hair
'liuserry.dilovss, Poutouls, lfun Utubarellos.
Minx, 414 e;
'School. illaink attd Minellatieour Books, diadem.
isy of allitiudr; Notion+ uud f`incy
whiuli v.ll lie as cheap as the cheapest.
'llO 1:11. 11elAii •
SMIM
REID & WAYN ANT
NNIRnM, .1c0Ak.34.,
PALLING LBAYES.
are fallir . g.€7;wly falling,
Thick upon tke forest aide,
Bever( d itorn the noble branches.
Wine,' they waved in beauteons ptidq.
They are falli 'Et itt.the
Where the early violets spring,
And fie birds in sunny spring time
First their duke!. music sing.
They ere fallirg, sadly falling'.
Close besides our cottage dopr;
rale and faded like the loved open,
They have gone forever more,
They ate falling,thd the punbeeTs
Shine in beai4ty and mimed s
yet the tailed leaves ate felting,
railing on the muety groun4.
Tiny Is fettling on the etreamlet,
Where the silyery watprs flow,
And upon its placid bosom,,
Onward with the waters go.
They are tailing in tbe i churchyard,
Where our kindred sweetly sleep i
i'llhere the idle winds of summer
soft y o'er the loved ones sweep,
They are fading. ever falling.
los. hen the uutuion bretzes sigh,
VV_heu_the_slars-iii-beauty-giistea- _ ---
Bright !won the midnight sky.
They are falling, when the tempest
Moans like meanie hodow rout,
IVhen4the toneless winds and billcwirs
badly sigh forevermore.
They ore falling, bey are falling, ,
While our saddened won! hto
To the sunny - days of childhood ),
In the dreamy long
,age
And their faded hues remind uq
qt . the blighted homes and dieame
Faded like the falltng leaflets
Cast upon the my streams.
BACE,l3l:CMitalr.m ter.
Feoent i i ß Connecticut Irankeeq.
Oue of the intuit marked personages of old
N Ludlum' county was a carto n Revolution
ary pensiouer, by the abate of Lincoln- sur-,
untied Jonas, 4 believe. Living in the ad
joining tow°, he was yet well known in Leb
anon, where he frequently visited. Indeed,
he was one• whew toe war had eo unsettled
that he was never at rest except when tramp
iog arouud and 'stirring about' He was a
harmless, good-wered, cider thinking, story. ;
Itiliug old lel,ww, whew everybudy was glad
to see. bred stub, chatted with, laughed at ;
and pitied, fur he was alone in the wet ld , a
sad cowlick)°, which he, however, took veLv
ptulusophtealfy, cousollog Weisel! by sagely
commenting oh all the ills which married
bum and heads of families are heir to.
Though usually Idle and vagaboodish in
his habits, he was a man of -wettu3rful epee /
gy tied persevoiauce when othie his spirit wa l e
up Ou one owision, when he hid exteud•
ed a ramble to the vicinity of Hartford, he
found himself at the 'fury, opposite the airy,
without a shill / tug ill his ()ticket. He pro
posed to the,ierrytuau to allow him a lies
passage, prowisiae ° to pay on his neat visit.
But the Yaukee Chariot' refused, with a
churlish, 'Nu, tuisor, 1 don't take yon nor
no othei old tramp for notion.' So down
with yoia rhino, or clear eon! 'Waal, then,'
exciattlied the old soldier. •yon go to thunder
with your old skeow I I dun's be beholden
to you, or anybody of your sort; tor I'll just
go reonntl yer darned old river—see it 1
duet.' The ferrythan laughed at what he
took for an idle threat, but some weeks later
he was accosted at the eity-landiog by the
same reicheeked, toughly clad old soldier,
who triumphantly exclaimed : 'Waal, I
RAVE hien %Totted your old river; and here
/am in spite of yon old skinflint.' Ii prey
ed that be had actikally performed tbo ex
ploit of followieg the Connecticut rive to
its head—of going round it, in fist-with ao
other iecentive than 0e -desire to shoe( him
self independent of the ferryman
Oti another occasion he applied Inc the
loan of \ a scythe, at the house of a neighbor,
who was a bridge-builder' 'l'm raly sorry,
Mr. Linnolo,' said the wiferof the nutehanie,
'that, k e en% acoorninodate ye; but my bus
band ain't to hum, ye see, end he says to me,
just before be went away, 'Betsy, sap be,
1 •don't.you lend aothite eX mine. to yetod,Y,
not on, no account, while, Aam gone. So,
Mr Llncolo, ye see 1 ciu,'t let that - scythe
go, not even to YXOU. I
. qtr by, whereabouts, is your husband;
rearm r
•up, he's way , deown in Penneylrany,
buildin' a bridge.' ' .
'Anal, I guess, if I- go deems to where
he's to work, and gel his consent, yell- lend
I that are scythe •
'Sartin, Mr.. LiOoto. lint, map. alive,
!bat on aitth du ye mean,lt 1( tell 'ye he's
wass deown in Peumtylvaey'
% t he old soldier hittgliedie his droll, know
ipg way i then questioned her as to the ex
aittleeelity of her hmband'e bridgeApildteg
oßetttons, aid took bil leave
.04 very afterniein be' departed on' Gnu
of •hia..grand towers," with only a change of
linen, tied in a Wm checked handkerchief,
hinging 'from
,a stick over his shoulder, and
whistlirg Cheerily , - as he left , the - dull .uld
town behind hint. . ' ' .• .!
Abont.ten days er a fornigh;' later be up•
.peared before see astanished tneohaole, ex
chinning .. •Hullo! Billie'', 'will'you lend we
sour scythe for a aped! • That . nre Wile 'of
your° won't lot it go without you say -8O;,---
WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, NO VgIIDNIt 4,1889:
45.2:L xE•40.00o cum* reL3341 1 3P weeiwavartoz%
Jot her pliet4
ihe'iiireerd to out . friertd.
ship 'tweem her itodlne by locale' ati edged .
tool.
Ten days IsOt Mistritis Billings Inas as..
tonished . to seo her eccentrio ceip,hbor ttp•
pear, ail duety and- travol•worth r ot her . door,
and to bear hini say cicieti3i .Yea,
your man says I MAY take that. are soytho;
and it's high time that little inedder of mine
was mowed'
An pram& For Boys.
A notice of -a death 'in last weelVa
ettry bring!, *gain to mindn_oiroutustapee_
that happened over -ttventy-five years ago.
1 was on an electioheering eieursion in Jo
Davies Ceuaty; Illinois, night overtaking
me and being afraid of getting into a min
eral hole; I stopped at tbe first place oiler
log,-which proved to be thdlog. house of a
charcoal burner. The good wife bitsied her.
self in getting pry supper whilst I teok care
of my horse. In the morning after break
fast (the man htiving gope to the coal pit) I
asked for my bill, but the landlady refused
to receive anything; she sent her boy to
the shed with me to get my horse, end I
concluded, as she would take no pay, to give
the boy a dollar. The bpy was less than
half grown, am wore a pair Of .tow pants,
notched abort two inches deep by pear
around the bottom, a shirt of the same ma
terial sewed to t l is pants, bare foot, a bat
through the crotro of which his hair pro
truded, and • everything, including lace,
heeds and feet, the color a ebareoal barapee
son would be, it not freshly washed The
following day this lud, withoit any change
' of dress, and carrying an earthen jug, mi
. . he landle,-by a string tied around its
neck, came into my office, - the dollar in
hand, saying he wished me to bay him some.
thing with it, as if it was known he had it,
it would be taken from him to fill the jug
neat time.
.I. looked at 1140, thinking he •would want
a bat or shoes, and asked him whist Z ehotild
get with it lie answered that • s
a s ate, peucil aud arithmetic, bit did , taut
know whether hut wormy would hug all. I
woat u m, g ot what he wished, and rolling
up some paper aud peas with them gave
them to him.
Marty time alter 1 noticOd biro come in-
to my office whoa a trial waa progressing,
: I ris — jug uu er ie - sTirt
. oross ito cgs
to trout to keep it out of sight, and listea
'tor hours to the lawyers. .1 lost sight of
hint for a seasuu, until a piy 8011 coming home
from Mount fliurris Setaivary, Wormed me
he was thereat eeboul. When nett 1 heard
From hind was utter I came tv California ; he
Tas a partner of a lawyer 1 knew in Galena.
he neat I nomad was in au Illinois viper
that be was a pouglas Elector; then alter
that be ha 4 gone South in the army.
I afterwards saw a dispatch lion] him that
we had takeu Vicksburg, signed by him as
Adjutant Geueral, be being then on Grant's
staff. I now scs by your fast week's paper
that the Secretary of War is dead. And
this Secretary of War was the boy with the
tow cloth breeches Who can Sail to love
a country whose workings allow . the most
obscute to attain its highest positions ? So
young too / What might',he not have
reached, bad his lite been prolonged to a
good old ag ; e?, Oae object in noting this.
was for tbo encouragement of the young.
Bays, if this boy twilit opportauities tier
mildly loss than must of you, co.tud acotun
plish so much, why not ro?
flow wo IiftBATHE —The make of respir
atiou ahogld never be carried ou tbrough the
mouth. .I.lotl breathed into luau's nostrils
the breath of hie "j'he correctness of the
iiispired writer of old its tykly sustained by
kuoderit physiology. The mischievous habit .
ut carryiug on the action u respiratioo
through the mouth instead of through the
nose, is the real origin of almost all the die
eyes of the throat and fangs, and even con
sumption itself Medical ',titers tgll us that
the excessive respiration to which some are
I liable in their sleep, and which is so weaken.
iog to the system, is mainly the result of
sleeping with the mouth open. Whether
you walk, sit, read, or write or sleep keep
'your mouth closed, except wbea engaged in
conversation or necessary vocal reading.
The philoilsophy, in this: The velocity' of
the blood through the body, and the beat of
the body itself, depends mainly upon the
qua...inky of atmosphere air taken into the
Wei : is. Nature measures that q i nantity by
the nostrils, not by the mouth' When, the
mohth is employed the measure is too .great,
but L ast sufficieot when the nostril are used.
Ac excess of air overheats, the body while its
passage, through, the tocittb otherwise isier
ioualy affects Ahe ' throat. The' habits" of
'children, in this respect should be ,careltilly
watched and regulated. Open tuott.ths..pro
ducela tiatiant, and nnseezilicgly appearance,
sad way be regarded as a very
. sure, protium.,
or of
_habitual colds and sore threaß.
COMPUTLN% INTEsEsI. The Weep
jaunt& gives a new rule for Compntiog. in
terest, and sap it in So simple and, so true
that every begker, broker, merohiancor doh
Should post it up for, reference. Itic no othr
qr arithatedeal process can the desired in.,
lortuatiou be obtained by so few Ames:
Sig per,.cont may given . sum;
ber of doilitm by, the, number of daikkof in
terest deeired; separet . e.tbe right "hatt # , t
ura and dittide by ; ekut, the mirth ,Aeue
*wrest oa,inteh sum :for such , number, of
days at six, pee (lent. i, •
Eight per cent. - 7 ,- . Meltiply any given
amount by the number ordays %on
it is desired to, ascertain the intermit. and. dk
vide , py forty-five sad the result will , be the
interest - id such• for the time teguited,7•at
eight per cent..
_Ten per cent...—. Multiply Abe samo . lis
above and-divide by tbirty.sigi and -she ] re
sult wilt sheer the sate interest , it tea per.
enat. •
~„ noticomott i, e _A nitatio - .
b .
Themidnight asiitioniti,' Who shaalthfiy
breaks in upon the sanctities of the private
borne of a hanily, sad thrusts his stiletto ,
into the heart 'Of elumbetiog incidence; is,
no greeter villiao than he who eassolts his'
neighbors good Aininii—inimdes the hallow.
ed courts of the temple of his Well-deserv
ed and hard.etirned . fatuebreathes
and mildew upoo.his spotless reputation—
awl leaves in his tortuous track, the slime
skid. +halloo -of the basilisk.
The sentiment has been most trothfully
and graphically enunciated, that he who
eauctigle-rbe-streetestlawour of - boolintivci
add taiCt them 'with diseaseand the
paradise of earthly !Alas,. where the plants
of. virtue bld'urish, spread the ,malarra of
moral desolation—the poison of hatred and
distrust— who gladly would, Were it possible,
crush his neighbor's character to dust--;
grind, to ppwdor every vestige of his public
honor and private value, and build, open the
twins— who eau virite'tnfatoy:upou the brow
pt other tp prove his 'own parity—is Dd•
fiber moo Or beast, hut a heartless demon.
Those who have oeoo . their dearest inter
ests tampered with—who have known what
it is to have the priceless gem of a good
name sultied by the ptetileutial breath of
cold, unpitying shuoier—these beet can say,
the catuniniator has pu heart.-no noOnoiOnOe
—no soul I If the lightning's flash ever
darts from heaven to strike the guilty down,
it will blast the hopes of murderers snob as
these.
But lied as 114 the vile defamer of , the liv
ing—yet far worse is he who eabutues treat
the peaceful ithadow of death, the departed
viatica of his euvy, to hold 4ini up _to the
gaze of the world, as a target tit which to
hurl the pestiferous shaft of his realig/tit
hate.
In each a monster, there is to be found ao
trace of the image of God ; bat in roam of
this, is seen every appalling and disgusting
line4pleat of the eight:laud of perdition.
In a late gossipy letter to the tittioag,o
Post ; quite a lull aeamtut of Brigham Young's
domestic relations is giveo, and in regard to
Amelia Folsom, the youngest and prettiest
of the great Mormon leader's numerous wives
and coueubities, we extract the tollowing :
Amelia's history is au interesting ope.-
-eh=
ier fattier joined tbe Church years ago, but
budded behind' the saints when they lett
Council Muffs. 9, young wan trained Hills
bell desperately in love with Amelia, follow
ed her to 6alt Lake when her father moved
hither, and finally embraced Nonrandom him
selt—doubilees in ail sincerity and devout
ness It is scarcely necessary to say be
pursued his wooing with assiduity and With
apparent success. But -Brigham east his
watt-tramed eye upon ,Amelia, and marked
her his own. Your, Hills was packed off on
a 'mistime,' and returned to fiud his ivamorate
installed as a weinko3r of the harem of the
president !
The story might, doubtless, be dupliea
(rated with reierence to nearly all the baud
some concubines of Young and his sobs.--
Ameba' has a stronger bold upon the Vropb
et's heart than any of the other women He
makes his home with her inure than with-any
other; takes his friends to her house to dine,
wooes her and cat asses beg in his tenderest
tones; furnishes her themes to her heart's
desire. whatever he two , preach id the tabu.-
Lamle about plaiiess of apparel, the best car
riage, the finest pair and the oldest driver
aro always sent when Amelia otitis for teem;
Amelia'a bouse.ia filled with 'Holt furniture
and great store ok fine linen, bending, and
such articles ass; woman. laver; to, accumu
late. Amelia goes to the theater 'beuever
she chooses, and Brigham goes with her, io
short, the relations of these two appear to
the outsider, ant the few favored
,- guests of
both, to be exceedingly affectionate. They
are, seewiogly, t‘ happy couple, loving and
each respecting 'each other, as if there were
nut eighteen female skeletons in their closet t.
•....
Extras annos, in Dress.
you wish to dress your wife ' better than
sour circumstances will. allow She wants
to have you to do so. She is a woman of
spirit, it is said; and, does not meats to be a
drudge. 'Why should our neighbors,' she
says to.ber husband, 'dress any better than
we r They are made of the sapp flesh and
bleed that we ate. See bow ttieymome•out.
I 4on't think any man of spirit would let
his wife and childreo go to church dressed,
us you let us go, Look at these children.—
Yoti would Oh* they had just *none out of.
some slop house ;..It I had niafried as I
might have . masr,ied, we should have had dif
ferent times-1, and my children!' How
many men are wing to the quit* by such re-,
marks'trosi their wives! Otteatinies' their
moral sense revolts, at first, and. they, feel in
dignation; but 'opotinusl dropping wears a
stone;' and by mid by the man t is, dressed, a
little better this% he can afford, and his , wife
and, children are dressed better ; ample can
afford and somebprky must pay fpr the extrava
gapes. :I do•not amen that they are teninredto,
steak; but I do say that they . grind:. They
so s how get it mai of the milliner, out of
tbe lima maker, or out of the merchant.—.
They toteod to weir,e,one bend, wash :heather
somehow, and they go - into: petty meatiness
to bring it about. - And thiltdesire to' dress,
,botter than they qua afford , is taking of the ,
, amy l enamel of their virtue, and, tat itig one,
the ; fiery stamina of, their life ;Unimportant
.adknows, osteritatiqua vanity in dress. • ba s .
"1000 tummy a forally l and dogma• many. a,'
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Oa beautiful' 'truth that 'the friettda
doe Of detneatie happieess is faith in the
virtue o woman; the: foundation of politi
cal bappittoss 4 confidence in the 'integrity of
than • the ioundatioi of all happitiess, tern
poridand etettal; tellitics on the i 7 suedues
at aud.' • • ' '
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- tlezs Luc# T t lliig:
Henry Ward Be e hiler saga :' 'The dispdfi-I
lion to pry into dm privacy bfitomestip
' id unfortunately, very tom eign, nod is plwaya
dishonorable: The, appetite Or such - know'.
edge is to, be regardedas
,morbid„ and ; the
Oda igen ce disgraceful. 4: family bas sacred
tights to priVitcy io guarding tie' 'deliinfte'
relations , of the' household BM:trail:betimes ,
q, virtue. l l 'ven if by chance the , privateiair
faire. eta household are Mid °pea to a straag r
or, honor Will require him to, turn from thaw'
- nod if a knottlecige of them should beloreed
npati thetfitiotir4 belooked_in_Acieci,
idio m 4 - double obligation of ellence anti
Nemo, rests mom one who is a gucat in a
hoitseholi. The turpitude , of a betrayal of
family history by a visitor is far greater than
a theft would be. To pocket half a doziO
silver spoons would do far less damage, pro
'dues far less suffering, and be less immoral
than tale begin. is.a thhig so scandal--
one that it should degrade a persoil and put
him out of dociety. To betray the secrets
of a household 'is not only an odimis
tint it is a shame to' be on 'good
terms with those who are knowu to commit
such outrages. They are miscreants. They
put themselves out of the pale of decent
society. 'They should be treated 'as moral
outlaws. Thep hungry eyed wretches who
sit in the uususpicioua,circlo of parents and
children, treasuring up their words, spying
their weakness, 'misinterpreting the innocent
'liberties of the heusehuld, and- therl i tuu from
house to house With' their shaMeless news„
are worse than poisoinirs of Well's, or' barbers
of houses. They pimp the faith of man in
man., it one man opens his , mouth to toll
you_shich_thinge, with_all yout.iniight smite
him in the face There are two actions
which will justify 'you io instatitlY- knocking
a man down, one is in the uot of pointing a
gun at you in sport, and the other is the at
tempt to tell you a secret which it is dia.
graceithl for him to set, and for you to hear.
Make no terms with swill people. Tale-bear
ers have no rit , hts. The , ar ,
isles to gee , wen. Bunt, hurry and hound
them oyt of society. .They are the worst of
pests save one, and that is the listener to the
tale-bearer. There could be no tattling it
there were none to hear. It topes an ear
and a tongue to make a scandal. Greedy
listening is as dishonorable as nimble tattling.
The ear is the open.market where the tongue
serelti — i iThgetnstr-tvms---Sotter-ttire
who will not repeat what, they have beard,
but they are willing to listen to it. They
will oat trade in contrabaoe goede; but They
will buy enotigh of the smuggler for fainily
me 1 These respectable listeners , ere the
patrons of rattlers. It lathe ready market
that Makes tale- bearing brisk. It is a shame
'to listen to ill of your neighbor. - Christian
benerolenee demands that yen-do not love 111
news. 'A ?lean heart and a true honor to
jaiss in kindly things. it would be a, pain
end a sorrow to know of anything, that „del
grades your neighbor in your eyes, even if he
is your enmity, bow much more if be is your
friend "
BACKBONE. A 4oided want of the
times is 'more backbone;' that is, more gm
nem` a more faithtu/ adherence to do. We
.find men lei every position in life who need,
'sadly need, alittle staciaing up, they can
not resist the pressure brought against thou ;
but, lacking back-bone, head node!' the lead
they onglm cheerfully' to' boar; bend, ah
if that wys all, but in bending they have
the knack of shifting the burden fsom their
own shogldera to the shoulders of some one -
else. We see men taking advanco ground
and advoeating g r ent ref r, !gator y
measures, and they are sincere, but when
the tide of, opposition Bets in against them,'
we Hod they latirbackbone and bend to the
current of,ito. : 94lled i lrAiic opinion, saerififs.
log truth, hOtiariikends and self-respect . in,
their miserable efforts to justify a course of
conduct which io their own hearts they de
spise., We need more briekbooe in the pd.
pit, in the eountieg-room of the merchant,
on the bench, in our legislative assemblages,
and perhaps, though we think not, in, the
printing office, and we will nave a, better
state of things.
A WELL SPENT, J 4 I how,. sweet
it is when manhood's summer day is rsierging
into the glorioUs evening oi old ate, to look
from the shadow of the• dark valley, which
will soon be dispersed by the sun or the
Morning in a glorious wolf', and contemplate.
a spent life whore no intentional misstep can
be recalled, and ; when we can reMemher
time when' we have stood; between the sue
nod those we leve Then will , the rough,
and uneven places in out pathway look less.
unin.vitiog iu tibe twilight of life, and the,
bright, - eupoy, spots sparklens so many dia
monds lobe mown awaiting us. Happy, in ;
deed, are, thew whose in too:opt:se with , ,the.
world heti not ehanted elm course on .their
holier feplioas,or broke% those musical chords
of herbeirt, whose Vibrations are so. mel
odionsoo, tender and, sajturiching .ia the
.eveuipg 014, age. ,; • • ~ .
T0r,0301 , 0 ciF AN 11944—The bride -of .
.an boor% stood atu og ; her, tuotber,4o 4- tearo
was uear by r , fur the , pet of her life so be•
i ' was. suon_ to bid.ber.goqd by. li'ond.
frientr : fried vainly to cheer' her, to atok. op .
'the tea: that tast,fell, , and.ahe,elasper,L her,
'danghtqi stilt nearer, and, ugoay tittered,
farewell! Thegi9ota Of.lib his bride bid_
;departed, to journey, tar'uff 4 19 strauge lands
and the.mothee, criq out, brelotr-bearied,
'Well, glad tliaf, ears Off ,nay handle.
A gentleman rafted on a riy47tniser and
found him ac the tablit.etideavori% Co catch
a, fly. 'Preseatiilke soeceeded in Antrappiig
one !which be instoOdiatity fnt info the.aikgar
bowl and" bh at down :t i tle cover. ,• The• goalie- ib e ks inAs are noltdarced - by tviseine.c7,
nou asked for and eiy . lasecion of 'bra, singu- - had, 'bolt aro
, d 4rcos i li ce ,
Ise spott.':' brivoik.sti,. - ,plja .4.40 tuber, ,---- - -,-. .
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a triunipliikot gilt' or,e,riiiiii4dion , hie emission. - Why ere fowls ' rasitioeubio birds? Bo
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atm as he spoke, I. wine t 2 aveertaits it the , cuu.se theyuiwo) a 2pprtir 'Vested up for din.
' ierrantWateal the sager.' -' - , . I tier. • _ ~.., •
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Whale the law.tliewthe mar
e fee et eoe,clollar Abate a, remieks
ceoce,4 oeurde who, many years ago, Caned
on a inifebe aocl tecjimatedhim to , marry
them. „ , ,
- I - Where - is my retie - said Eha - Old - ffiSisitiffif_
Tho.-paitios who iitAid lei' maid , foe•
teoes : did so at dnoe;•:aod :blind- the' joint
amount to ho twenty-movott oaotp.,,
'1 eater, giarry-you•Jor that seta,' said the
irate 011 sentlemita,4
WiirgitOmg Wa rr '
suggested the pale applicant. ,
no,' slid the pnrabli; 'you 4on't pay
ter the site the'pill;tini for the good you
hope it will do you.'
The lass, intent on, marriage, began to
weep, Nit this parsed' Waiiiiiikorable; and the
couple turned eadly.tiklep,irti , Just then ,
happy thought-Beyond, 4o strike: the. :forlorn
maiden, and she turned arid, 11 11,0'1,3h
her tears— " ' '
'Please, sir, if 'you' eater' Marry OP,
won't you marry 'usottoeuty-qeven nOdts
worth ?, We: eau cothe..for the rests apple
other time' :
This was toe much Tor the parson. 11e
married them 'nth up,' and they wen on
dish' way rejoiping. _
'Did you ever eee'ono ,
ot these tore hoop.
snakes?' asked Mr. Ferguson; .Me and ruy
hired man was clown there inAlre home. Ia!,
by the sids,of the road, and ' , we, see some.
thing rolling down the hill, and,says_ f I
guess that Must be one of them ho'op snakes
coming along.' •Dly hired mau, he was afeer.
ed, and slim up 4 tree.; but I • took my; hoe
in my hand, sod went out and stood side „of
a tree in the r 044; and when he come along
I stuck; out the hoe handle; and he at . it 'a
slap, and he made a Otise,just like, a
,piatol; .
and, sir, it warn't mOre'ti a minis afore- that
are hoehandle was availed up as' big '
Isg
A limo, on the day he becatoct ode hun
dred years old, went to have a pair
• of shoes
made, reauirking ttiat'he'vvented,them. built
substantial, with plenty' of hob nails. ' The
shoemaker/suggested that he might not
to wear fueh a pair of., shoes out,. wbeo,,tho
old gentleman retorted ,that, he eon:mew:led
tbau he did, the last, oae.
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A eiltiffinaan eace,na. adveetiietnent the a
reeve foittie - eide ;l ilf : dpipepi.44 might 'be
had by , irending two 'l.'postage -stamps ta 'the
advettiaer, He neat , his stamp:Lund the an.
ewer was, 'Dig in yogr gardeu and let whis.
ky
'1)o you ever obSeiie how very devotional
Deacon &darn te?'4l.slteaJa•good 4a4y of her
husband. 'Yes, my dear, the deactm is very
devotional. He always keeps his head boas
10 — \p''fayfii till 'the eontrihaticio-box "has
passed.' '•
, OaliWroi% diaploy ognasbee. .feet long
to the Easfeio ,tqprisc. And ill intorand
but miterpriaiw,lninber cpu i from (*imp?,
waived to WI a lot of ahem the
,offier f aas,
mistaking them for eart•logs.- '
••••tre.
Lorenzo Dow once '.,of , ti grasping,
avaricious fernier, thaeif he lied the, wing
world enclosed in one field; he Would not be
content without a "patch of ground' oatsidn
fur potatoes.
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Ixria it 4
4 0° Eyerythi gha s political aspect in Tee,
oessee. At c c ry . editor says : ' Here ill
Squad, where a *ack is, the coanuou bey,-
ora , N, red hose a l e halted apple blooms!
Tonfosioti to the moo; as tbo carpenter
said, •who first ioveated, working by : can,
•Ay, or by daylight re.
joined his apprentice.
'What do yob propose to take. far your
Vold ;.said a /a4y top seeeeing gantlet:oo.
'Oh, sell it very cheap. 1 yrourr , big.
gle about the priee,ei
The mere lapse,.of Jean]. is not-111,e.
Knowledge, trof,h ). Jove, ,beauty, gocktlpepti,
faith, alone can Nve•vitality to the menhan.:
,
ism of, existents.
An cditor has plaoe9 over. hie marriage
aottat rgpresenting a large trackaßrang, with
the motto: •The trap down—anut.ber ninny
caught •••
•After so many years, it has beeu,discover.
ed,tbat Queen Victoria, Ilea- big feet.
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a good many woul&like to alf her shoes:,
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PTA mac who as , tee: wives -44sittlfi' . -At
Bounce.' lie oh .•I d be fin,
eunit i gh the of r 'lace bete*l6 . *. ,
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WherrPatrick,Arst , tried pea - A . 641w a:thi s
be liked the , flavor, .bat those* lay hard otr t
bts; stomach . : , .
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* woman was,reeently arrested futvbinago , .
for, carritog , a, concealed „ weapon. . 1 4: Mal,
har toy
ia a ai
rot
cord 'o
'Win and, war ig.,kusrtibed, oa, ittes
crown of gin% that ladeth,nnt aveN., , .
Why is thrirotutof ettiaegrestiors hard
13ecraps) 16 ii.sa much trisyvtoct. . • •
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ay awed,