Village record. (Waynesboro', Pa.) 1863-1871, April 16, 1869, Image 1

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AOLUMR XXII,
ALEX. LEED-8,--
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fine assortrgent of
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01 Swiss, Enilinh, and American Manufacture
ENV E L FL'Y
,chenper than ever before sold in Wnynesbor•',
i t he latest etyles kept eon•tnutly on hand.
Every variety of, Cuff hilltops. A tine ass
ment of
FINGER AND EAR RINGS
Solid Go,ld. Engagement and
EDDING LUNGS,
lilver Thimbles and sheelds,' Castors, Forks, and
Spoons, Salt Gellert, and Butter Knives of the cel•
; clamed Roger Manufacture, at reduced rates.
PES CTACLE S
ONV-I
To suit eretylmtly'e eveq. New gla43es put in old
frntn. s.
(leeks. WarehPs, tvelrly promptly and
peatly repaired and warranted.
ALEN. 1,13:1)8,
Nelt'tloor to the Town 119 11, under the I'llutoaraph
“allery. July 31.
I -MD'INJEDII,kIEE
DEALER
//RUGS,
Chemicals,
PATENT IVIEDIC,T.NES,
PREPARATIGNS FOR THE HAIR,
OILS, PAINTS,
VARNISHEsv ! s,
Vie, &e.
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V°Phy-sicians dealt with
at 20 per cent. discount.
Waynesboro' Uotel Building,
March 27, 1868
EILM'
WAYNESBORO', pa.
VITAINEWRO', FRANKLIN COUNTI, PEVNSILVANIA, FRIDAY MO RNIN
NEVER _
What's the use of always
At Atoll find' --
Ever strewn along our pathway 1 - -
Travel on, and never mind.
Travel onward ; working, hoping,
'aet-no-lingering-look-behind -
Al. the trials once encountered- , --- -- - -
Look ahead, and never mind.
Whet is passed is passed forever !
Let a II the fretting be resigned ;
It will never help the matter—
Do your best, and never mind.
And if those who alight befriend you
Whom the ties of nature bind,
Should refuse to do their duty,
Friendly words ere often spoken,
When the feelings are unkind ;
Take them for their real value,
Pass them on, and never mind.
Fate may threaten, clouds may lower,
,Elnenties may be combined,
If your trust in God is steadfast,
We remember a-very comical bear that be
longed to Mr. Hammond, and amused with
his tricks the mirth-loving people of Paris,
in Oxford county, many years ago. Ile was
captured when a little cub, and was brought
up by laud as one of the family. He claimed
the warmest place on the hearth -stone, and
nestled in cold weather with .the dogs before
the fire. None of the pet animals about the
farm were tamer than he; and none loved
better to climb up into his mister's lap and
receive his caress, or understood the whims
of his mistress when begging for a choice
morsel his serious countenance always gave
great effect to his antics; and he seemed to
understand when he caused a laugh among
the household. As he was of a prying dis
position, and forever peeping into every hole,
the fain;ly were obliged to lock up everything,
even the closets where they kept their clot h•
ing When lie took it Into his head to make
up a nest, it was all the same to him wheth
er the articles he heaped together were wool
len or fur, cotton or silk If a hen cackled
when the egg was laid, Mr. Bear unders•
toed it as well as any of the family or the
feathered tribe; and tf he was not prevent
ed, he would find it and suck it before...lh'
ea ek her song.
One :Sunday the family went to church,
and left the bear alone at home. Bruin im
proved the opporturity, and runiaged all over
the house in search 01 fun or something to
eat. Unfortunately, the good houffe-wile had
left the cellar door unlocked, and ajar; and
it was not long before the bear discovered it
'and crept down the stairs. Once down in the
cellar, lie espied the molasses barrel, and if
there was anything in the house he was es•
cessively fond of, it was molasses or honey.
Bruin pawed over the barrel, licked the tight
ly.driven bang, and was about abandoning it
in despair, when he espied the spile. Grasp•
ing it with his strong teeth, ho easily with
drew it, and out came the molasses in a
steady stream, to the great 'delight of the
bear, wile clapped his month to the hole, and
sucked away with grunts of self-satisfaction.
The molasses still flowed, and still the bear
kept hid mouth to the oriflae, pausing now
and then to take a long breath. At length
he was full; his stomach could hold no more;
yet his appetite was not satisfied, He squat
ted on his haunches and viewed the still run
ning stream with disgust, to think that the
supply_ was so abundant, and that, alas ! he
could hold no wore. The molasses had now
run out io large quantity, and had formed a
grtat pool on the floor; but Brain dove in
to it,.and rolled himself'a thousand times in
the thick fluid, until his shaggy coat was
covered from his nose to his tail, with molas
ses, dirt, and glove, stones;" -
There he lay in the sweet pool, the pic
ture of self satisfaction, as cats roll and tum
ble in a field of the catnip herb. All at once
Mr. Bear became sick at the stomach ! and
it was a new sensation to him—something ho
had never felt before. As he grew verso he
thought of his master and mistress; and so
crept up stairs to ask fur their consolation ;
but they bad not returned from church.—
Then he crawled up another story, and got
into the girl'& bed, drawing the snowy white
sheets over his besmeared form. There he
lay groaning and grunting ; the sickest bear.
An Xiscle•peli3•eteack.t
.ever. -seen in that part of the - - - contrtry; -- ---
When the girl ] arrived they were horrified.
at the scene, and were goirp to lay the broom
stick over Bruin, when he started - on-the run'
for the haymow with the sheets sticking to
t-was-sometime---heforcr - the - bear
got well, and still longer befog his mistress
forgave him Our Boys and Girls.
Wealth.
- Wealth isnot; cannot he-the heritage - of
all. The tact Dra man being Wealthy, be
coming a subject ofTernark, is because he
.
mansion towering in its rnagnifi , 3ence and
splendor, know that close' by there is a Lord.
Viren — you see a man in splendid attire 'in
pirrille . and' in fine litieit-Tkikovt.that another
is nacessarily_io rags. W hen you see a large
city, know there is not far from it a hundred
little villag_es_this_coneentration_of-wealth,
these large possessions by one person neces
sarily implies their absence elsewhere., If
one wan possess much wealth, another must
necessarily be poor. 11 cities become very
populous the eau n try--and—villaoms—ln us t—in
a corresponding degree be thinly populated
until the city, as it is popularly expressed
s fl=i-ws.,!---t-tfesh-e-reirtri.rurecis-or—eumpetr , -
sates the country for what she once dreiv
flout it While the possession of wealth in
a considerable degree by one man necessarily
implies its durance in others, and quite with
in the province of the wealthy to reimburse
and compensate the less successful by a
judicious use o f their treasure. Victor
iluo's Jean Valjean, by his manufactory,
gave sur poet and happiness to hundreds.—
George Peabody by his gins has, - after- he-
Leeauie wealthy, lies cd both Europe and
A merica, and has thereby added to his own
happiness.
While the love of wealth is a sin, money
itself its a glorious gift and treloi_ure,_that_
,buildi 'colleges, (diuretics and asylums, edu
c lies orphans, builds and sends out mission
ary ships, and contributes every way to, the
elevation-and happiness of - humanity. Let
it - never - be - forgotten that wealth and wisdom,
money and usefulness ought to go together.
Then the possession of wealth in a consider•
able degtee, by one person, will be a blessing
and not a curse. This wide and painful dif
ference in the pecuniary conditions of men
has long existed, and may continue to the
end of time. Contentment is good philosophy
and the best equalizer.
A HUNDRED YEARS TO COME.—TO-tiny
w e are striving, pushing; grasping after
wealth, honor, power, and pleasure. The
poor claim wealth that. they may be above
want, the rich seek to add to their countless
thousands: So are we, rushing forward,
reckoning not of the final result of our pro
bationary existence No one appears to
think how neon he must sink into oblivion
—that we are one generation of millions.—
Yet such is the fact. Time and progress
have, through countless ages, •come march
ing hand in hand—the one destroying, the
other building up. They seem to 'create
little or no emotion, and the work of destrue
tion is as easily and silently accomplished as
a child will pull to pieces a rose Vet such
is the fact. A hundred years hence and
very much that we now see atound us will
too have passed away It is but the repiti
lion of life's story, we are born, we live, we
die; and hence we will not grieve over those
venerable piles, finding the common level of
their prototypes in nature, an ultimate death.
We all within our graves shall sleep,
A huntireil years to come;
No living soul for na will weep
13ut oilier into our lan 4 will till,
And otlt r men Our streets will fill;
And Whig biuds wit sing as gay,
As bright the s ,n slimes as to day,
A hundred years to come.
now truly did Shakespeare say, 'I am
never werry whan I helr sweet music.' How
of ten has a o.olden sunset or a silver night
trrnuolit atti ---
ts to the fiCll-3. (sadness
without pain ' Or the lapse of some free
river, or the strains of some sweet tune, filled
eyes with tears that had no thought of sor
row. And the landscapes whose flowers grow
close to the edge of heaven, that with such
charm of summer, nun and shade, make ves
tibules for Paradise, and us willing to ba
gone—how often di they grow dim before
our eyes, and yet there is no pain.
Sometimes, i n breathless nights, when
earth is full of leaves and sky of stars, there
seems a melancholy music in the mere shin
ing of the moon, and We wish it would linger
forever. And why me there things so, un
less that we are born to something fairer than
this cloudy world ? Memory consecrates the
past to beauty, and binds the thought there
to with links of loveliness, sweeter to bear
than garlands of fresh flowers. The chain
that chafed, grows smooth and bright by
wearing, and , we are willing prisoners as we
go. Avd by and by, this tether of the heart,
as time runs on shall guide us back again to
childhood, whence the transition unto heav
en 'is as easy as a dream.
AT nom E.—The highest style of being
at home grows out of a special state of the
affactious rather than of the intellect. Who
has not met with individuals whose faces
would be a pasport to any society, and whose
manners, the unstudied and spontaneous ex
pressions rf their inner selves, make . thorn
visibly welcome wherever they go, and attract
unbounded confidence toward thr-in in what
ever they undertake ? They are frank. be
cause they have nothing to conceal; affable,
because their natures overflow with benevo
lence, unflurried, because they dread noth
ing, always at home, because they carry
within themselves that which can trust to
itself anywhere and everywhere—purity of
soul
; with fullness of heart. Such are our
best .uarantees for feeling at home in all so.
ciety to which duty calls us, and in every
occupation upon whiab it obliges us to enter.
They ••ho live for p themselves are the least
cmbar wised by uncertainties.
The - Earl - tufa the }reheat Fender.
A farmer called on the Earl Fitztvilliatu to
repre , ent, to him that his clop of wheat had
Geed seriou•ity injured - in a field adjoining a '
certain wood where his lordship's hounds
had during the winter frequently met to
hunt,. lie stated that the young wheat had
been so cut up and destroyed that in some
parts he could not hope for any produze.
I Well, my friend,' said- his lordship, 'Lam a
ware_ that we have frequently mot in that
field, and that we have done considerable _ , _
in
jury;and if you can procure an estimate of
he lo ss you Gave sustained I will repay you '
The farmer replied, that anticipatinc , his lord
ship's consideration and kindueisujo_hu.d_m_.
quested a friend - to assist him is estimating
the damage; and they thought that as the
crop- seemed--quite destroyed, fifty-pounds
would not more than repay him. The Earl
immediately - gave him thc - money.
As the harvest, however, approached, the
wheat grew, and in those parts of the field
which were most trampled the corn was
strongest and most luxuriant. The farmer
went — again to hie lordship, and Wing intro
duced, said, am come, my lord, respecting
the field of wheat abjoitling sueh a Wood:—
le —iiif
cuinstanco. 'Well. my friend, did not I al.
low yea sufficient to remunerate you for your
loss ?"Yes, my lord, ffind that I have sus
tained no loss at all for where the horses had
most cut up the land the crop is most prom
ising, and I have therefore brought the fifty
pounds back again. "Ah !' exclaimed the
•
venerable earl, 'this is what I like ; this is
as it should be between man and man.' He
then entered - into Conversation with the-farm
er. asking him some que3tions about his fam
ily—how many children he had, &e. His
lordship then went into another room, and
returning, presented the farmer w ith
cheque—for—die—ll u od red—poundssaying,—
'Take care of this, and when your eldest son
is of age, present it to him, and tell him the
occasion that produced it.' We know not
which to admire most, the honesty - of the
farmer on the one hand, or on the other, the
benevolence and the wisdom displayed by
this 'lllustrious man; for while doing a noble
act of generosity, he was handing down a les
son of integrity to another generation.— Gol
den Sheaves.
A prudent old gentleman offers the follow
ing rules for self-government - : - ---
Always sit next the carver, if you can, at
dinner.
Ask no woman her age. •
Be civil to all rich uncles and aunts.
Never joke with a policemen.
Take no notes with you to a fancy bazaar;
nothing but 'postal.' •
Your oldest hat, of course for an evening
party.
Don't play at chess with a widow.
Never contradict a man who studies.
Pull down the blind before you put on
your wig
Make friends with the steward on board
a steamer; there's no knowing how soon you
may be placed in his power.
In every strange house it is as well to in•
quire where the brandy is kept, only think
it' you were taken ill in the middle of the
night I
Never answer a crossing•sweeper; pay him,
or pass silently and quickly on, One word
and you are lost.
Keep your own secrets. Tell no human
being you dye your whiskers.
Write not one more letter than you can
help . The man who holds a large corres
pondence is a martyr tied, not to the stake,
but the post.
Wind up your conduct like a watch, once
every day, examine minutely whether you
are 'last' or 'slow'
AN UNSPOTTED CIIAILACTEE —Money is
a goca thing, especially in those hard times,
but there is sotnething a thousand times more
valuable. It is a character—the conscious
ness of a pure and honorable life'. This
should be a man's first aim to preserve at
any cost. In times of commercial distress,
while some are proved and found wanting,
others comp forth tried as by fire. Here one
comes out of the furnace far more of a man
than before. Amid the wreck of misfortune
he stands erect—a noble specimen of fine
manhood. We have occasionally witnessed
an example of courage in such a crisis, of
moral intrepidity that deserved all honor.
Let it be the aim of every business man,
above all things else,. to keep this purity un
stained. This is the best possession—this is
the capital which can never be taken from
him—thi3 is the inheritance which he can
leave his children.
'WHAT SDALL THAT BOY DO r—Who
will tell? The boy who reads this, what
will he do? When he becomes a man will
he do manly things ? Will he read and so
be intelligent 1 Will he bring the 'powers
of mind and body into exercise, and* so bo
useful and healthful and strong ? Will he
write, and so be pecan% in speech, ready in
communication. and of strong influence 1--
Say, my boy, what are you going to do?
What you like to do now, you will likely do.
by•and.by. Do you swear now ? Do you
cheat, deceive, lie, steal 1 Do you do die
honorable things? Are you disrespectful to,
or do you disobey your parents and teachers ?
Remember the boy makes the man. If the
boy is bad the man will be. Fix it in your
mind which way you will be.
A Quaker and a 13sptist were traveling
together in a stage coach The latter took
every opportunity of ridiculing the former
on account cit his religious profession. At
length they came to a heath, where the body
of •a malefactor, lately executed, was banging
in chains on a gibbet. 'I wonder now,' said
the Baptist, 'what religion this man was of !'
Perhaps,' replied the Quaker coldly, 'he
was a Baptist, and they have hung him np
to dry.
APRIL 18; 1869.-
tristiiiitatemiti Death
Jerome.Vardan relates that eight reapeti,
who were, eating their diaper uoder - an• oak
tree, Weft!, all stinek by the same flail) of
lightning, the'explosion of which was heard .
far away. When some people passing by tip•
proashed to . See what bad happened, they
found the rapers, to all appearance, eotrlinu.
log their repast.
Ometill . held his glass in his hand, an•
other was in the act of patting a piece of
bread in his month, a third had his hand in
_h e_dish Peath_had -echo _
e—u - em . -stt d.
denly whilst in these positions, when the
thunderbolt fell.
.-_!ferrreapeza,tv-ho-had-taken n der
a hedge, were likewise killed all together
duribg tr - violent storm.
Like those - mentioned above, they had
profited by necessary suspension of labor. to
enjoys_frug,al — meal. A touching detail, re
lated by the Rev. Mr. Huller, who natrow . s
escaped beings victim to the same storm,
shows with what rapidity the whole of this
joyous - group bad been deprived of life.—
One of the unfortunatCbeings had a dog in
his lap at the moment the lightning fell.—
Whilst lie caressed the animal with one hand,
'h the her h , f) fe•
with the oth. ,e offered it n piece of bread.
Both the man and the dog were petrified, as
it ware, in this position. The paralyzed hand
still held the piece 01 bread, and the expres
sion on the animal's fnee seemed to say,
'Give me some more!'
To die with the rapidity of lightning is to
die as rapidly as thought itself; for the flash
which kills so quickly lasts a time as brief
as that which but shows us-the spokes of
the wheels of a locomotive—as that which
but enables 119 to see immovable in the air
the ball which flies through darkness from
the cannon's mouth .
l A - REFUL 'FATHER.IT - ADVICE.-3otne
years ago there lived in the back part of
Duchess county, New York, a rich old farm
er, wh.) was a decided reprobate, and like
many other sinners, very much afraid of
,death. At one time his only son, Ezekiel,
was taken ill with the small pox. The old
man was very much afraid of the contagion, -
and could not be induced to visit his Buffer
ing heir. At length Ezekiel was pronounced
to be in an almost hopeless condition, and
the old man was 'informed that if he ever
wished to speak with him again in this world,
he must avail himself of - this opportunity.—
In a chamber on the ground floor of the
wing of the house frootinon the garden,
lay the sick man, covered with pustules, and
blind from swelling of the eyelids. The
father, trembling WRY - fear, went oat from
the kitchen into the garden; and after find.
ing his way through the usual ntimber'of
hollyhocks, an d marigolds, lie at length
reached the open window of the sick room
There crouched ot-the ground, to remove
himself as far as possible from the cotagion,,
he called out, 'Zeke l"What, !either,' re
sponded the sufferer. 'Zeke, tb9y say you
are right bad, and there if Detopes; try
and pray a little, 'cause if yer get well it
won't hurt yer, and cf you'die it will be a
good thing.'
SENSIBLE ADVICE.—Some lady thus SCD
sibly advises her sex :—The young married
woman who would continue to exercise the
same influence over the husband, that she .
formerly did over the lover, must make use
of similar means. Too many young women
imagine that they need no lancer study to
please when they have secured' a husband)
that. they need no longer wear a happy smile
on his approach, nor study neatness and taste
in their daily apparel, but on the contrary
meet him at every tura with a peevish fret
fulness, and with apparel' in disorder and
neglect. Think on these things young wo•
men, and by acting on them you will secure
happiness to yourselves as well as to your
husbands, you will never regret it.
BADLY TREATED.—A maiden lady, re
siding in great seclusion, bad not been to
church for a long time; but on the acces
sion of a small family property, she bought
herself a new bonnet, shawl and dress, with
the appropriate gloves, boots, &0., and ap
peered the following Sabbath in a style which
almost destroyed her identity with the pith•
erto, shabby and hopeless old maid. Just
as she wan walking up the aisle, and as ev
ery eye seemed turned upon her, the choir
commenced singing an anthem, the burden
of which was'llallelojsh ! Hallelujah The
indignant spinster retraced her steps down
the aisle in high dudgeon, exclaiming, 'hard•
ly knew you,' itideed ! Why this is not the
first time I've been dressed up. `Hardly
knew you l' I guess I don't come here a
gain vary soon.'
A NEW VOTER. -One of the physicians
of Burlington,
Irt , while driving into town
was met by afriend, who hailed him with
the question if he had voted.
'No yet,' said - the doctor; 'bat I have
been out all night after a voter. 1 got him
too.'
'When will he vote ?'
'O, about twenty-one years from now.'
'A b, I see. Not bad. Well, look after
him doctor, and see that be votes right.'
'No fear; he can't go wrong with the name
he's got. His father is a Democrat, but
when I told him be had a boy, and asked
him what be would name him, be said:—
'Ulysses Grant, by thunder.' So he'll do.'
It is related that an old "negro, who was
generally hired out to different mwers, was
once asked by a white *gentleman • to what
church he belonged. To this interrogatory
he thus responded :—=Whoa I ia :hired out
y
to a master dat is a Pres terian, I is a
Presbyterian. When lis ' b , ;kid oat to a
master dat is a Meto - dist, Vasa Meted , iet.—
When lis hired out to ar:. , ,:: f .lB a
United Bredron, lis a liiii*' - '::, •" • - ~
De fee is, lis wbjever ilitie - 0 ~ -.-r-:
...
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92.00 Meer :Wear
How Stupid
To walk a'•ong the Street with au utn•
bre& or eine uedee your arm, the point
stickiug out for every one to run his face
into.
How stupid for three ladies to walk abrest
and move so slowly that persons in a. filmy
must either go between them or into the
gutter.
How stupid to puff and blow - and well
nigh faint upon ascending, a stairway, with
forty pounds of fashionable cloak on • out
How stupid to wear a dress few feet too
long, and then look daggers if any ono steps
on it.
Blow stupid to walk for exercise when you
need rest.
HOw stupid not to know what you went
when you get into
_a dry-goode_storo.
How stupid to eat when you ate not hull•
gry.
Ilow stupid to smother the F atell of your
unwashed person in musk or.nther disagree•
le_perfumes.
how stupid to think that people's opinion
of your inc oise is in proportion to the cot I
of our chub -
How stupid to refuse to sing or play when
urged to, or to bore people to distraction by
doing so When not asked. •
A l'ttle ragged urchin, begging in the
city the other day, was asked by a lady, who
filled his basket, if his parents were living?
'Ooly dad, warm,' said the boy. 'Then you
have enough in your basket now to feed the
family for some time,' said the lady. 'Oh
no, 1 havn't Dither,' said the lad; 'for dad
and me keep five boarders, lie does the
housework and I do - the marketin.'
CLIMAX `3l • son ' sai
father, at the foJt of the stairs,_ l arise and
see the newly-risen luminary of day, and hear
the siveet birds singing their instill song oF
praise to their great Creator; come, while
the,dew is on the grass,- and tender lambq
areldeating on the bill side; come, I say, or
I'll be up there with a switch, and give you
theloundest thrashing - that ever you had io
your born days.'
A CASE...--In the court of special cessions
a man named Smith was arraigned for steal
ing a dem'john containing three ! gallons of
whi;key. Are you guilty or not guilty r
asked the clerk. 'Wall, you can call it what
you likei ; I tuk the wlliakey, that I admit,
and drinhed it too.' You took it without
leave, did you not ?"I never wait to be asked
when that article's around.'
In order to amuse the children on a Sab-
bath, a lady was engaged in reading from a
Bible the story of David and Goliah, and,
coming to that passage in which Gofish so
boastingll, and defiantly __dared the young
stripling, a little chap, almost in his first
trowsers, rigid :'Skip that—he's blowing; I
want to know wiich licked.'
God often permits •thp sinner and the
hypocrite to pass without rebuke in the
present life. And the darkest of all signs in
the case of unfaithful church members is
wet Idly prosperity, It is a -fearful indica.
Lion that their only portion is in this world.
The Huntingdon Globe says there is a
little colored boy in that town by the name
of Harry Glantz, who we learn knows ball of
the New Testament, and he has been known
to come home from church and repeat the
sermon of the minister almost verbatim. He
is as black as ebony.
Somebody wrote a song : would I were
a Boy Again.' Those who brought him up
are not likely to wish anything of the kinl.
Raising a boy once is as much as anybody
wants to do. They stay grown up and have
boys of their own to afflict them, •
The ordinary mode of churning in Chili is
to put the milk in a skin— usually ado;
skintie it toe donkey, mount a boy on him
with rowels to his spurs about the length of
the animate ears, and then run him four•
mile heats.
Ms altogether too absurd to say that
'man is not perfect.' Who is there that
has not met with many who were perfect
strangers, and some who were perfect ras
cals, and not a few who were perfect fools?
A lady living in Louisville has a husband
who snores—she keeps a clothes-pin under
her pillow, and when his snoring awakes her,
she puts it on his nose, then sleeps in peace.
The object some women have in view in
blowing up their hu4sands is to have them
come down—with the stamps.
At the next leap year,.in 1872, there will
be five Thursdays in February; in 1876, fire
Tuesdays; in 1880 five Sundays.
/There's no harm in a glass of whiskey—
if you allow it to remain in the give.
I
Ul3 to atrangera for charity, acquaintainceY
for advice, relatives for nothing.
flow do we know dentists are sad T They
always look down in the month.
The three great conquerers of the world
are Fashion, Love and Death.
corn, extracter that has never been
jatented —the crow.
€W hat did:Adam first plant in the Garde.'
of Eden ? His foot.
A Verinont goose, 51) years old, lan mini
350 goslings,
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Up jumpeOpOrt g ,
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