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Their Introduction Into this country from Germany_ occurred in , THEY CUItED ToMt V&.TELERS AND DIOTEIPMS, - And will cure you rind your children. They are- - 2EI entirely dillerent ' Irom the many preparations now In the country called Bitters or Tonics. They are no tavern prepn ration, or anything_ Ukeone; but good, houest, reltAble int:tilt:tuns. They are —Thr 'known-remedies/et le greatest known re Liver Complaint, DY4PEPSI A, Nervotis Debility, JAUNDIrTD, ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN, • ftw_d_o_D_Dkteastmitelsdngfrons-a-Dlsor•--- dared Liver, Stomach, or I.IIPURITY OF [MOOD. Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Pll3s, Fullness of Blood to the H?ad. Acidity of tile Stomach, Nauss. Heart. burnt -Pis 'net for Foo I. Fulness or Wei.,;ht in. the Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sink ing or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swim. min... , 01 tr.e Head, H•irried or DlSiuult Breithintr, Fluttering at the Heart, -- • Chokinsr or SuffecatingAo ' :4; Sensations, when in a Ly- , z• Posture, Dimness of - •-•'Vision, D/ts or Webs before the Sicht,' Dull Pain in the Head,_ Deficiency - of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Shin a-m.l Eyes, Pain in ' the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sudden Plu3h, , s of Heat, Burn. ing in the Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil and Great Depression of Spirit*, AU Mete indicabt thsta se of the Li,er or Pigeslioli Organs, combined with Impure blood. Hoofland's_German Bitters -Ss-entirely- vegetable - a - nd - co 4; flan to n a liquor. It Is a compound' of Fluid Ex. arttets. The Boots, Herbs, and Barks from which these extracts are made CO are z, at he red In Germany. All the coedit (gnat virtues are extracted from them by a se tenet tic chemist. These extract; are then forwarded to Allis country to bo used expressly for the manufacture of these Bitters. - There is no alcoholic substance of any kind used In compounding the Bitters, hence it is the only Bitters that can be used lit eases where alcoholic stimulants ars not - advisable. - Hoofland's German Tonic gra a combination of all the ingredients of the Bitters, ' tinith PURI Santa Orus Ram, Orange. etc. ILis_usear--- ..--for-tht-stame - disravrras - theilitten Car WA tohrre manta pure alcoholic stimulus is required. You will hear in that Chow remulips are entirely dish rent /ram 4 ,„y ~then adrertis-dfar the cure of the di-sraers panted., • shore being sett-net:A preparations of medicinal extracts, white the others are mere cirrartaloss of runs in stone farm. The TON IC is decidedly one of the most Pea, sant and avreenble. remedies ever olTere.f la (he palpite. itt taste is erquisite It is a pten sure to take it, while itg Is;frgir , ing, exhilarating. and nerthesnal qttatities haw wawa it to the known as the greatest of all lentos. DEBILITY. iiii,, it no ~,,,/,,jry• e l p,nl I% 1164flemera ePtilMill EtlNifferx Cr or Tomo in axes of Detiolily, They impart a tone awl vigor to the whole 'warn', strenglien the appeiite. MICA am enjoyment 4 t'.r fond, 0 t , 7 0; the vo snitch to digest it. punt g toe 6100d,g..e a rad, SOUta, h.-drills complexion, era.lizirt• the galow tinge from the eye. impart a bioom In the cheeks. and chatty, the patient (rem a short-breathed entacia led w ak, and nrxrana invatfd, to a futt l taced. Hold, and rigeir.”‘s• pere,nt. Weak and Delicate Children are made strati= by using the Bittern or --'Tonic. In tact, they are Family "fedi.. Often. They ran be administered with perfect safety to a child three months old, the most delicate female, or a Man ot'ninety. Muse Remedies are the beet ( Itlood Purifiers e'er knouni. and will mere all diseases resulting from L it bad blood Keep yaw blood pure; keep your Liner in order; keep your digestive organs Oa a sound, healthy eonditinn,ty the use of these Ve1)3141 .1 q and no disease wik ever assail you The Us! nee aen the country recommend them. If years of honest reputation go for anything you mud try these preparations. FROM EON. GEO. W. WOODWARD, Inlet Joetice of the Supreme Court of rennsylvanle. l'im.eostret Y., March 16,1667. /find "lionfinntPt Orman Bi ItIFJ Is not an mfrs. tee:ling been age, but is a good tonic, useful in disorders of the diy,thee organs, and of great benefit in cases of &Wilts and want of nerrmes action, in the system. Yours trults, CEO. W. WOODWARD. FROM 110 N. JA3IES TTIOMPSON, .kigo of the Supreme Court of PennApint nix. VIIII.ADICLPUIA, A ,, ril 2R, PM. I f i k i. I eons idcr " Hootianaht German Bit tern te ,' a re 4thre inethern• in ease of attacks of In d i 4." CPI Hon or Dyspepsia. I can, certify this from my experience of it. 'Wourio, with respect, JAMES TIIO2IIIPSON. PROM REV. JOSEI'II :). EENNARD,D. D., Pieter of the Tenth Rappel Church, Philadelphia. Ds. JAceson—DEAH bliti:—/ bane been freriently requested to connect my name with recommendations of 10 et ent kinds of medicines, Elul regarding the practice As awl of my appropriate viler.. I have in all cases de. alined; hal with a clear proof' in various instances, and particularly in my own family, of the usefulness of Dr. Iloogarta's Gei mars tulles, I depart for once [mm my lona/ course, to express my full convictimi that for gen eral docility at the pyfttetn and expearilly fur Liver Complaint, it le a info and I eknole ti pioprittinn. In sense eases it . may fall ; but usually. I doubt nn; it will 1 4. be %wry beneficial to" those who suffer (nun ilia above causes. Yours, eery rexpoevity,. CAUTION. .1740flanfis Carman Remedies are entmterfrited. rh. 'mane &nue the signature of C.lll. Jackson on Thefrant of the outside wrapper of each bottle, and as pante of Me article blown in such bottle. All others are counterfeit. Price of the );:Meru, $1 00 per bottle; Or, a half dozen for $5 00. Price of the Tonic, Isl 50 per bottle; Or, a half dozcu for $7 50. The tonic is put up In quart battles. Recollect that it is Dr. jinn/land's Germs Reoseßief thai are so universally used and so Isighly ream mia wended ; and& NW allow She .1),-swgisee to induce you to take onything else That he may say Is just at good, Demure he wakes a tarp rprofi on it. These Reno situ will De sent by express to any locality van appliar am to flu PRINCIPAL OFFICE, AT THE GERMAN /MEDICINE STORE. N 0.631 ARCH STREET, Plsiladel.phia. CHAR. M. EV ANS, Proprietor, Formerly C. M. JACKSON & CO. Those Remedies aro for sale by Drage gists, Storcikeepers, and Medians Deal. .1111 everywhere. Do sot- forped-en ammo wea tk ortickposi boo r Ils or d e r so get tals goss:ssms. r cpt 25 Pee. J. fl KENYA /en, btkow Coale,* amt. WAYNESBORO', FRANKLIN COUNTY, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY HORNING, APRIL 9, 1869. x=pcomirscs.ekt. , . • _lbisro v44%.1 • • ' • DON'T CROWD. Don't crowd ! this world is broad enough - For you as well as me. - The doors of art ate open wide— The realm of thought is free. O(oll eartWpfaein — yirtrate — ri To choose the boo you can; Provided that you do not try To crowd some other man. What matter though you scarce can count . Your piles of golden ore. e e canrh - iiAy strive to erp (hurt Famine from hit lit'OT— Of willing hands and honest hearts A lone should man be proud; Then give him all the room he needs, I • Arid never try to cy L e thm -) t - erow7l - proult miss-I-your-dainty - silk Will glisten none the less Because it come 4 in contact with • A hyguar's ttitered dress; This lovely world was never made For you and me done; A pauper has a right to tread The pathway to the throne. Don't crowd the good from oat yoyr heart By fostering al l that's bad; But give to every vi•tue tom The best that may I.e hail; Be each day's record such a ono That you miy well be proud; Give each his right, give each his room. And never try to crowd IVI-XSI 03011E.a.A.Z.T Acts—Eternal 'My existence is not in vain an aimless ; I am a necessary link in the great chain of beinw, which reaches from the awakening_ of the - first man to perfect consciousness of his elttitenee, onwartHlirough eternity; all the great and wise and noble that hive ever ap peared among men.—those benefuetois of the human race whose names I find recorded in the world's history and the many others whose benefits have outlived their names,— labored_for_me ; I have-entered—in- - to their labors l I followed their tooliteps on this enrth wherejhey dwelt, where they scat tered ,hle•sings - ns they went along. 1 may, as soon as I will, assume the sublime task which they have resigned, of making our common brotherhood eve! wi,er and happier; I why continue to build where they had tabote; I tn•!y ring nearer to its completion the elorious temple which they had to leave 'l3ue—some one may say—'l too, like them, must rest from my labors.' Oh ! this is the subliwest thought of all ! If I assume this noble task, I can never reach its end; and so surely as it is my vocation to assume it. I can never cease to act, and hence can never cease to be. That which men call Death cannot interrupt my activity ; for my work must go on to its completion, and it can not be completed in Time;--hence my ex istence is limited by no Time, and 1 am E tenni t—with the assumption of this great task, I have laid hold of Eternity I raise my head boldly•towards the threatening tuck, the raging flood, or the fiery tempest, and stay— , l am Eternal, and 1 defy your might! Break all upon we !—and thou Earth, anti thou Heaven, mingle in the wild tumult, and all ye elements, foam and fret yourselves and crush in your conflict the last atom of the body which I call mine !—nly Wur,, secure in its own firm purpose, shall soar antis• turbed and bold over !he wreck of the uni verse: —for I have entered upon bay vnca• tion, and it is more enduring than ye are : it is ETERNAL, and I am ETERNAL like Golden Sheaves. To-Mottanw.—A noble ship was nearing home after a lung voyage, On her clean white deck Rtoid many a rough, weather. beaten sailor, looking, anxiously at the white etfis of his native land, and a smile of joy pas•ed over his sunburnt lace at the-pleasing■ thought. •We shall be at home to morrow!' And there too were old men who had not st•cn their ChildLtood's home - for long yearp, and tears stood iu their eyes as they looked at the distant shores and said, •We shall land to morrow I' And there, too, was a mother, titling up her little one to look at the far dr land, and .wbispettng, 'We shall be at home to-rnotrow. But their to morrow never came. That evening the gentle breeze became a furious gale—the rippling waves became foaming angry billows; the sails were split into rib bons; the rudder was broken, the vessel be e:lure unmanageable, she drifted upon the terrible quteksand, became a wreck, and all ou board perished. And are there not maoy of ua expecting a to morrow that ncv.rr come Y Do we not lay plans for the future, forgetting that any morneut our frail bark may be destroyed, and the dark waters of death close over us fOrcver. So long as you see one star in the sky, the sun is not risen ; so long as one leak admits the water, the slap iS not safe; so long us one sin remains in a MO's heart and is prac ticed in his life, Jesus is neither his Saviour nor his King. The powe in Mr. Beecher's church, in Noir York city, were auctioned off this year - , 897,400. The first choice was sold for 85W to henry C. Bowen, wbo thus pays 810 for each Suoday's sermon Twenty other pews were sold at 8420 each. ,iii IrLcleepericloi:it Fair IVe•virielipasty3e3r. To Marry or not to Marry. [Fn m tEe Cteaveland Herald, March 8 . ) A rumor was nflaat in the streets on Sat urday that a lian4some young lady of very respectable connections, living just outside the limits of the city, failed to keep her en gagement to marry, an - d made known her change in mind while standing before the minister who was to unite them. The young lady in question engaged bersellto Newry some months ago, and in anticipation of soon becoming a happy husband the young man, who supposed be possessed the fair one's af fections, procured the necessary license, and a 11 - t h ings-were-made - ready - for - thereelebra= tion - of the event, which was to be fraught with happcness or misery ,to,the betrothed during the remainder of their lives, for there is no condition of life which can yield more pure happiness than where congenial spirits are thus blended, and none which can pro d uce fa renob elirdal e - tin seryi h a n - wh ere - t he uncongenial are thus united. The minister was called in, the friends were assembled to witness the ceremony, and the two who had vowed to each other took • • e:---) pr - .1(716 he ' ior to renounce a. others and cleave together with unfaltering _derolicitv_during_ their lives,he_theidunedung_ or short But when the minister came to question the young lady in-the usual manner, the hidden sprines-of her heart were touched and. she flatly refused to consummate the matrimonial engagement. The young wan was of course, greatly shocked, and all rues / cut were Wonderfully amazed, but the young lady wss inexorable. She would not consent . to make a life arrangement against which her heart revolted, and the wedding-party dispersed without having a wedding. Of ceur , e the young lady should have known her feelings limier when she gave her prom• ise, but perhaps she hoped to discipline her feelings to meet the emergency ; lulling in which, at the last moment she stepped back_ and refused to make herself and her lover naiserah'e through, terhaps, a long life of 'bvier-regiets—for—having- - joined - hands in a wedlock where hearts had no part in the transaction. A PRETTY LITTGE ROMANCE.—We lOVR to gather-little-flowers of romance - from the d-usr-y-road-aide-or -- li f e - wlre re VCT — we -- m ay chance to murk them Arowitag. We plucked this little humble blossom, this story of real life, the other day, and preserved it for our readers. Seventeen or eighteen years ago, a young German came to our land, and toiled away TIM fully fora living. He had an objtct to attire far, which increased his endeav ors; he was betrothed to an innocent and beautiful gjrl whom he had been compel! ed to leave behind in the humble home of her parents, for they were too poor, both of them, to marry iuurths hvy—ltad—th e--co nso la - firm of each other's letters; then, by some sad fortune, these , were so lost or uoisJi rected that each learned to regard the other as false or dead. Two or three years sped away, and the girl becoming an orphan,suh 'witted to the seeming necessity of poverty, and wedded another. S'oe became the moth. er of three children before her husband was taken away by death, far She bad her little ones as well as herself to sustain. For a time.she struggled on ; but was finally, with her family, sent to the poorhouse of the parish in which she lived. All these years her youthful lover had been faithful to the memory of their early attachment; and his heart giving him no rest, after Dearly fifteen years of residence here he started for his Fader-Land to learn tidings of hie dead of gals° betrothed Reaching their native village he learned the history of her life. sought her out in her abode of chalky, welcomed her to kis affec tions Again, married her, and brought her and her children to the little home he had acquired in this country. 'Those who have seen them tt gether say that no youthful bride and groom during the honeymoon, are more tenderly and romantically attached to each other, than they still are. • SVCCESB KES EN EMIES. —They who are eminently successful in bu3iness, or who achieve greatness, or even notoriety in any pursuit, must expect to tnake enemies. So prone to selfishness. to petty jealously and sordid envy, is poor human nature, that who ever becomes distiognished is sure to be a mark for the maPcious spite of those who, not &servrng ruceess thrnsclves, are goaded by the merited triumph of the More worthy. Moreover, the opposition which originates in such despicable motives, is sure to be of the most unset upu'ous character hesitating at no iniquity, descending to the shabbiest little ness. .Opposition, if it be honest and manly, is not of itself undesirable. The competitor in life's struggles who is of true metal, depre• cares trot opposition of an honotablo offline ter, but he rejoices in it It is only injustice or meanness which ho deprecates and do• spires; and it is this which the successful must rue& proportioned in, bitterness, oft times, to die pleasure of success which excites it. A Southern writer, who has just had an interview with Mr. George D, Prentice, says ho is not the uipu he was ten years ago. in. deed, his genius is gone, and his Jerson is a mere wreck. His family is broken up—wife dead, one son killed on the Confederate side, another settlad on a fartndown the river— and the old man, vergirg on three score and ten, cooks his breakfast and dinner in his little room on the third floor of the Courier building, and lives only in conversations about the past. This man once wielded an imperial power with his wit and his music. Now the world has whirled past him, and ho lies on tbo shore a more stranded wreck. 1' 7 - - What room in the house reminds you of a troublesome enturlkiat ? The room attic. Education of the Heart. BY HON. SCHUYLER COLFAX. The teacher should ever be plat what he would have hie pupils become, that they may learn by the- precept' of example as well a by the precept of inatraction. Ile should find tlfe — way to the heart of every one with in his circle, and lead him thereby into the walks of knowledge and virtue, not driving by 10'1, but attracting by love; and if he searches'faithfutly, he will find the heart of even the most wayward,- It may :be over. laid with temper, selfishness, even with wick• edness ; but it can be, nay, it must be reached and - tmsch ed. The teacher, too, should be an exemplar in punctuality, order and discipline . ; for in all these his pupils will copy him. Ile can only obtain obedience by himself obeying the laws he is to enforce. A minister who does not practice what ho ireaches will fin Th most tamest exhortations fall beed• less au leaden ears; and children of both a smaller and a larger growth quickly detect simil4rioconaistencies. Whoever would right ly gu ide __outhful footsteps_m st lead-_ootreet T , itr Iy , himself; and one of our humorous writers has compressed a whole volume into a sen race_w_hen-hz--B.l3rAitt--up—a—e-hild-itt- the way he should go, walk in it ,bourse f' Finally, let the teacher, recognizing the true nobility and the far-reaching influence of his profession. stretching beyond mature years or middle age, or even the last of earth, and beyond the stars to a deathless eternity, pursue his daily duties with ardor, with earn estness of purpose, with tireless energy: The Power of a_Wo A mother, on the green Mlle of Vermont, wets holding by the right hand a son sixteen year old, mad with the lore of the sea.— And - as she stood by the garden gate one morning, she said : 'Edward, they tell me, for I never saw the ocean, that the great temptation of a sea man's life is drink. Promise me, before you quit - your mother's .- hand, tlyaryou will nev __, er drink.' 'And,' said he (for he told . me the story,) gave har the promise, and I went the globe over, Cideutta and the Mediterranean, San Francisco, the Cape of Good Hope, the North and Smith Pole's. I saw them all in forty years, and I newer saw a glass filled with sparkling liquor that my mother's form by the gate did not rise befit►e me,- and tp ! , day I am innocent of the taste of liquor.' Was not that sweet evidence of the power of a single word ? Yet that was not half. 'For,' said he, 'yesterday there came into my counting room a man of forty years of age, and asked Me `Du you knock - fa - me?' 'No.• • 'Well.' said he, was once brought into your presence on shipboard drunk ; you were a passenger; the captain kicked me aside, you took me to your berth and kept me there till I had slept off the intoxication ; you then asked me if' I had a mother. I Paid I had never known a word from her lips. You told mo of yours sit the garden gate, and to-day I em master of nue of the finest packets in. New York, and I came to ask you to come and see me.' Ilow•far that little candle throws ite•beams! That mother's word on the green hills of Vermont! 0, God be thanked for th e mighty power of a single word! A 0004,CusTon —We read in one of our 'exchangeS that at a recent wedding in South Carolina, a young lawyer moved tint one man in the company should be selected as President, that this President should be duly sworn to keep entirely secret a'l the communications that should be forwarded to hint in his official departhrent that night— that each unmarried gentleman end lady should write his or her name on a piece of paper, and under it place thee-name of the, person they wished to marry, then hand it to the President for inspection, and if any lady and gentleman had reciprocately chosen each other, the President was to Minim each of the result, and those who had not been reciprocal in their choice were to, be kept entirely serret. After the appointment of the President, communications were accord. ingly haudei into the Chairman, and it was found that twelve young ladies and gentle• men had reciprocal choices, and eleven ,of the twelve matches were solemnized Now, this iv. what we call a decidedly ex• cellent custom, and we have no doubtall the bashful young gentlemen and ladies, all the diffident old blehelors and forlorn old maids, will favor its adoption . in every city, town and neighborhood The litiodsetue young widows and sly oldrvidowers, who 'know a thing or two' from experienee, don't need any aids to matrimony. They are fully educated in the science. TirE DIMCON'SINNARDS.—A worthy dea con, residing iu a village not a hundred miles from I3uston, ono morning as he journeyed to his work, some mile or two from his home, called upoil a neighbor who had just killed a hog, and bargained with him for a quantity of pigs 'innards' to be used for sawisge cas ings, the same to be sent to his house by the neighbor's boy. As evening advanced, the deacon . , who was unetpeetedly detained, did. not reach his home until a late hour. To the meantime, his good wife, who was a very nervous woman, becathe very much alarmed at his nomappearnoce, and hastening to the door in answer to a loud rap, was cot. fronted by a boy holding a tin pail, which he handed to the frightened woman, exclaiming: 'Here's the deacon's guts!' The alarm of the poor Woman upon re. calving the supposed contents of the de ceased deacons abdomen can bo better lin• agioed 'than desoribod. When I dig a man out of trouble, the hole that ho leaves behind him is the grave whero 1 bury ray own trouble. :7 Be Honest. AN INCIDENT AT A FIRE. A few Op after one of - in :large fires which have been so frequent to our land during the 'past - few Months, a gentleman who had kept a hatstore,_which -bad—been burned, was accosted in the street by a boy, who said: 'Dir. ll—, I have got a wt.ole armful of hats that belong to you. I car ried thew home the day of the fire so that none should steal them If you will tell me whore to briug-them, I will go borne and gei them.' The entleman a , oy ran away 'toward his home. Soon he appeared•with the hats, and sure enough, he had all his two arms oauld hold. When , he had laid them dolts, the gentle man began to try first one, then another no hie bead.- When ho found one that . fitted 6im,he-sai4l-:—lthor: yours.' was a poor boy, and a greater new hat that was 'just a fit, was a greater treat . to him thin to many boys. - 1 . 1 --" 1 - 1 7 - 1 — c s i m.l rotv to .y — fißi ized that the bat was his own, be began to caper a bout and cried : 'See, see I have got a new know another boy that has got an armful of bate and I don't think he means to bring them back at all.' The boy that wears that hat can bola his head ,up straight and look every ono in the face, because he _is an honest hoy.—liut oh! that other boy There must be a hard spot somewhere in his heart, that must feel very heavy when he thinks'of those hats. Ina may — n - ot — lru - o - wTlitit — God sees; and when be looks down on that heart he sees thief writ ten there Div little readers, which boy will you be like 'I Retnember, 'Thou God, sees me,' and do not let him ever see thief written on your heart— The Evangelist. A MtN Dies HIS OWN Gnays.-.-For - some - time - past - litaac - S. - Pickering, of-Brook lyn, Cpanecticut, has been digging his own grave under very singular circumstances.— lie had se frequently spoken of taking his life that everybody supposed, him to be Jo. king, and a few nays ago, in speaking about it to a neighbor an offer was made to help to dig• his grave when be got ready. The offer of assistance was made more to bluff him down than anything else; but he ac• eepted, and procured shovels, tho two went to his lot in the cemetery and began work near his wife's grave. Pickering finished the grave on Thursday; he went to the post-ot lice, and said while there that he would go off in about two hours. Then be started for the - cemetery, followed by two or three boys,- On arriving at the grave lie divested himself of part of his clothing, and told the boys to carry them- home. About half past two lie sent up to the village to have more come down to see him kill himself. A few min utes before three he draVe the boys away from the grave and beyond the hedge, and precisely at three hs shot himself in the tem ple, killing instantly. lie was nearly fifty years of age. LUFF 'EM DOWN EASY.---4 pious old negro, saying grace at the table, not only used to ask a blessing upon his board, but ho would also petition to have some definite dish supplied. -'One day it was known that Cato was ou of potatoes, and suspecting that he would pray for some at dinner, a wag provided himself with a small measure of the vege tables, sto!e under the window, next which stood the table of our coloied christian.— Soon Cato drew up a chair and commen ced : '0 massa Lord, will dow'in dy provident kindness condescend t o bress eberything before us and be pleased to bestow on us a few tatets—and all de praise—' Hells the potatoes was dashed upon the table, breaking plates and upsetting the tuns tard pot, iDeins 'em Lord,' said Cato, looking with surprise, 'only just Jeff 'em down a litt!e easier next me.' There are, at least, three hundred steam plows in use in England, with which, during a few years past, more than half a million of acres have been deeply and thoroughly bro. keu up. As these r lows move at the rate nt four miles an hour., it is said they break up and disintegrate to soil four times more than a horse plow moving at the rate of two miles an hour. Hero is a hint for our West ern prairie farmers, A wealthy baonelor, had one or two law• suits for breach of promise, now replies to a young lady who wishes a 'few minutes' pi vista conversation : 'No you don't Madam It cuts toe to the heart to be compelled to doubt the honorableness of your intentions, but• that sort of thing is played out, .111,y rule is imperative, and if you have any business with me, it must be transacted in the pres ence of two witnesses.' SPECIE PAYING I NCI DENT.--A gentleman stepped into a lager beer saloon in Syracuse the other day and bought two glasses of the beverage for himself and friend, and threw down a tea cent silver coin, The Teuton never having seen one before—as he had been in this country only iWo years— thought he was imposed upon, and it was some time before he could be convinced that it was at once the currency of our land, and its value was real. !Al ein.Oott in Himmel I dia is der apeseltie payment vat me read so many dings about and oder see no time before.' =EI flf S:PfI A clergyman consoling !widow .ors the death of her hroband, remarked that tale, could not find - hls 'I don't know . - a?, bout that,' replied the sobbing fair one, 'but I'll try.' What nge is most deeeiviegr The sa9gage., lEi0•00 riot% tresearb Ries Me I , An smutting incident recurred in a err. flan_ city few days since., and one that is too good to be lost. One of our celebra ted.-composers has_ written a very pretty iong_entitied_ACiSs—Me.' 'A very— pretty— , blushing maid, haling heard' of the song, anti thinking she would get it With time others, stepped into a tbui•ic store to wake a puichase„ One of the clerks, a modest young man, stepped up to wait on her. - The young lady threw her veil back saying. 'I want 'Rock 111 e to Sleep.' 'The clerk got klieLloilg_aud_p_ut—it—beforet-z -her a na_tb e_ 'Now said the young lady. want the 'Wandering Refugee.' 'Yes, said the clerk, bowing, and in a few minutes -IFC produce — d the 'Refugee.' 'Now, KiF, Ale' said the young lady, of ourse—me • ..„ : - • •.e melt tone . The poor clerks eyes popped fire almost, as he looked at the yt•hog lady in astonish. meat, for he was not aware of the hat that a song by that name had been written • w lat did yotii - j - , -- 111174 'Kiss Ate,' said she. can't do it; I never kissei a young latly About that tine a veil dropped, a young lady left in a hurry, clerk felt Rick and the dealer lust the sale of some tousle. A TALE or LOVE - Otte quiet dap I leafy June, when been and birds Weft) to in tune, two loveraWalkeei beneath the moon. The night was 1114—so was the maid r they walked and talked beneath the shade, with none tolii — irm — or make afraid. Iler name was Sue nod his was Jim, and ho was fat an.l she was slim, be took toiler and tike to him. Says Jim to Sue; 'By all the snakes that squirm among the brush and brakes,.l hive you'better'n buck wheat cakes.' Says she to Jim, 'Since you've begun it, and' been and t ome and gone and done it, I like you nest to a new bon nit' Sap; Jim to Sue, '3ly - heart you've busted, but I have arwaya gas iniorusted. Says Sue to Jim :'I wits be 'true if you love me as 1 love you no knife can cut our love in two. Says Jim to Sue, 'Through thick and thin, for you true lover count me in, I'll court no other pl Jim leaned to Sue, Sue Maned to. Jim, his nose just touched her jockey brim; four lips met—went—ahem ! ahem ! And then—and EN and THEN Oh ! gals ! beware of men in junc, and underneath the silver moon, when frogs and crickets are in tune, lest you got your name in the papers 11000. A man liyed in a house between two blacksmiths, and was disturbed by the noise they made. At last they promised to re move, on condirioß that he should give them an excellent dinner, which he readily agredl to de. When the promised feast was ended, he asked them whither they intended to transfer their domicile. 'Why,' answered one ot Them, !my companion will remove to tnY shop, and Ito his. r When a young lady who hasn't get the dyspepsia or is'nt homesick, gives utterance every five minutes to a sigh as deep as a well, it may be taken as' pop cure that she is in love The sooner that young man orders a hack for the parson's the bettor for the la. dy, and very likely for himself. There is generally but one cure for these ills. • Partners and dealers in vegetables will be gratified to learn that a Michigan cultivator has a potato that conies to maturity fifteen minutes earlier than the famous Early Rose potato! And cultivators of moderate means will be rej(liced to know that they can pur chase them at the very moderato rate of 825 per pound. An Irishman was hired to trim some fruit lees. Flo went in the morning, and MI re urning at noon, was asked if he hud com• :letod the job. 'No,' was the reply, 'but I hate cut them all down, mid am going to trim them in the afternoon ' Southern editor is bitterly opposed to ,ho education of women as surgeons. Sup. pose, he says, a gentleman wore put under the influence of chloroform by such a doe: tress—what is to prevent the woman from kissing him? Josh Billings says: When a yonng mat ain't good for anything else, •.1., like- to- see him carry a gohl•headed cane. If ,ho can't buy a cane, lot him part his hair in th e middler r Young men anxious to got rid of their wild oats, will do well to got a sowing machine. Those covered with calico arc the beet. r The strongest kind of a hint—a young la• dy asking a gentleman to see if one of her rings would go on his little Elm. The Grecian Bend is splendid foF,bunting pine and nose bleeding, but it'a awful for st tying astronomy. The flower .of youth never sippenrs so beau. ;fill es when it bends toward the Bun of tigitoonsnesa: Why lea leaky barrel like a coward ?lb: Cause it rang. l'aipets. aro htnight by the yard s end worn by the foot. . Boralres adverbieement.;-Gooda eatefully removed.. • , - - 7 •:••• 'TM is a good dap ••to stop ,ebewing baqqo.. -!- -' , Tfta:vrothi in arrns—the babies. 111.11. sl. In11910 .. '" A bank n le. NUMBER 40