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' i ,, ,-. .:,:..... 1 ..:•'-. .1., .r; .lE3v W. 131a11.1,:, VOLUMIi --WAYNESBORO'- , Y U SKAVIC HRAIRD 01, SOOPLAND'S GBRMANSITTEIM NOM GERMAN THIC, Priipartut by—Dr: C M.- Jacks — on; Phtialfolphhi.' Their intrahletiou into this country - front - Germony - Ooourredia . 1825. . L . 'TREY' CULLED YOUR FATHERS AND MOTHETM, And will cnre lon and your children. They 1111,-- II entirety different rrorir---the---mnny— preparations now in the country-- called Bitters or Tonics. They are. tier tavern preps rati.,n, or anything like one; bra good, hottest, reliable medicines. They are The greatest known remedies/or Liver Complaint. DYIPEPSIA, Nervous J DI IV,' Diseases-of-the-Kidneys ERUPTIONS OF THE SKIN, and all Illsea.ses_arlaing_f r om a Bison dered Liver, Stomach, or IMPURITY OF TRB BLOOD. Clonstipati,on, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fullness of Blood to the Head, Acidity - of the Stomach, Nausea, Ife•trt. Disgust for Food. Fulness or " eigit — M - 11 , Sour Eructations, Sink ing or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swim r"fo g ott he Head,,Efurried or Difficult Breathing, Fluttering , -h . . • • Suffocating Sense ion• When in a Ly- in ! - c Posture, Dimness of Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Dull Pain in the Head Deficiency of Perspiration, - Yellowness of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, etc. Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burn ing in the Flesh, Constant Imag,inings of_RviLand Great_Depreasion of "Ipiritis ese_indicate_dutruca h.e_Liver_or_Di alms tied with Impure Organs, — c - ok , Hoofland's German Bitters is entirely vegetable. and contains no liquor. It Is a compound of Fluid Ex. tracts. The Hoots, Herbs, and Barks from which theme extrac ts are made 0 are gathered 'I n Germany. All the medi anal virtues are extracted from them by a scientific chemlst.These extracts are then forwarded to- this - - country to be used expressly for the manufacture of these Hitters. There Is no alcoholic substance of any kind used In compounding the Bitters, hence It is -the-oplyflitters - that - ca, - be -use d in eases wifere - alcoh - olic - stimulants - ar not advisable. Hoofland's_German Tonic is a combination of all lA , ingredients of the Bitters, wilkettuie Santa Clots Ordngr, It is tae-o f for the saMe diseases as the Milers, in el where same purralcoholic stimulus it required. Yon MU bear in •Juild that these remedies are entirely d Ilorent from any others advertised for the cure of the ili,eoams nqm,cl,, these being se, ,Vrlic impetration, of mcindnol crime's, while the others are mere decoctions of rum in _some form. The TONIC is decidedly one of the most plea• sant and agreeable remedies erer offered to the public. Its taste is exquisite. It it a pleasure to take it, while its We-gering, exhilarating, and medicinal quarities hal» mused it to be known as thegrecaest of ail tonics. DEBILITY. {s ne med,ine tartar ft, Ilhoffamrs Cermet* Bitters nr Tonic car 'Cs of or' ty, They impart a tone l,g k 2 ”1,707 . to 'lv Inhnti system•tlveno'hen the rt)v, 'tie. ea UM an enjoyment of the so fond, rankle othe sem, mach to dig.st it, put n the blond, pore a gond sound, healthy comp!. 'mon, ero•beate the y. , ltno tiny, I root the eye, impart a broom to the cheeks, and thongs the patient from et short-hrenlhed, etaaatat-al sank, and nervous invalid, to a fulNareel, stunt, and viyormes persim. Weak and Delicate Children are lmade stems. , by toning' the Initterm or Tonic. In Met, they are Family 11 (di ctates,. They cast be sod tool tt IMered no!lit perfect om it) tea chilli three months old, the most delicate lievaale, or a man of ninety. These Remedies are The beet Blood Purifiers ever knateev. and will ruse all diseases resulting from bad blood Keep you, , blorlpor , k'pl , ""r Liver in order; keep wotr yams in a sound, leertllhq eenold ;ton, by the tier of these Toro 'hes, ,17411 no N'aSf eohA ever assail Won The hes , liter? to the con his yre ',owe nd them. If years of honest reptdation go for anyaang you must try these lova, alions. FROM. RON. CEO. W. WOODWARD, Chief Justice of the Sw.l vme Court or Ivanf 1 it ICI Pill 4, Maroh lib 1H37. I find uo,fian,rs In ' n re If ; , 4 1 , 1 an unfox (ea, nn here, ,6w 1.1 (0, 4!• (14 0 n/era qf the ditysttre orgar . s, and of r., eat bcnc.ct in cases of blisly and want of nelrouts action, in the sytdrm Your: trtdrt,. . FROM RON. JAM ES THOMPSON, Suite of the Supreme Court of Pmingyivrinta: Pen ADELPHIA, • ri' V 416. ...A ., I c on Pi fa er i , 1:4)414114mPa German Bit . tern. ), a u, w,tte !NM" ‘,,, in tame -'• of attacks of Indigestion ", or nyki.ep-in. . 11l van Certify ChM iron' toy 4 , xperlente 01 St. Yours; Witt' re.peel . JAMES TEION.PSON. FROM REV. JOSEPH J KENNARD, 1). D., Pastor of the Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia. Da. JACIE.ON—DRAB have been f)equentry rertested to connect my name with recommendolums of "do ',eat kinds of medicines, but regarding the practice at out of my appropriate sphere, I have in all cases de clined; but with a clear proof in various instances, and particularly inmty own family, of the usefulness of Dr. Ronfland's German Bitters, I depart for once from my suer course, to ezpress my full conviction that for gen eral debility of the system and especially for Liver Complaint, it is a safe and valua , .le tteparatinn. In some cases it may' • ail; but usually, ' I doubt not, it will e very beneficial .• , e to those who suffer from the above causes. Fours, very respeet , ,lly, J. I".t RD, . . Eighth, below Goa/es stud. CAUTION Roofland's German Remedies are comet rfefrod. The genuine !sass the siiinalesre yC. 111. 'Jackson on the front of the nutsvie wrapper• of each bottle, and the name of the article blown in each bottle. AU others or. counterfeit. Fria. of the Bitters, $1 00 per bottle; Or, a half dozen for $5 00. Price of the Tonle, $1 50 per bottle) Or, a half dozen for $7 50. The tonic is put up In quart bottles. p. aka that it is Dr. Wantland's Corsica Remedies ,that are so unt t ,rs,iny u,ed and so highly recom mended;' and do not allow the Druggists to induce you to lake anything else that ha u=ssay is just as good, because is a tarp rprofit on it. These Reme dies will be sent by express to any locality upon app/iceWl. to the PRINCIPAL OFFICE, ' sy TEE GERMAN MEDICINE STORE. • - .14. 631 ARCH STREET, Philadelphia. CHAS. M. EVANS, Proprietor, Formerly 0. E. JACKSON it CO. Theseriteniedies are for sale by Drug. gists, Storekeepers, and Medicine Deal- Ws everywhere. - Do nos forget; to exaiaine well As cuticloyas huh is seder So yet net gnaws. =crept 25'69. FEW, MILLINERY GOODS ! MRS. HOLLINBERGER T T AS-just Seiurneiliem Plidadelphit and is now Xitopenir Fr out the lareest and .most varied as sortment of SPRING AND SUMMER AtILLIN ERY 0001$S she hal ever tynnigbt to Waynes boro'. The ladies - are invited to eall%ind examine her goods. Residence-. on Church Street, East Bide t , Aril 10 —cf. A ILIA-- GEO. W. WOODWARD. SAD BUT II OT BY M P: WHITE Bright sunbeams played around my heart In th! vac. , fut I day's But now I on l y sigh to think. Those days are mine no more. That mansion fair no more• is mine, On yonder sloping hill,• Where all my brightest days were spent With him I loved so well. I'm often nske w y in so ea, , l'he - cause - of - all - mv - teare, Why mourn for him vino has ceasi•il to love —M e-t hrough_all_comi lig years? 0! coe , ' they know all I have known hey w uld not ask me why, They would not chide my bleeding heart 11MiliallaSta" • A cloud on my horizon rose And dimmed my morning fair, A—shadow-tell-across_my_pat Which filled my soul with care. This cloud deseende I heavily And clased my brightest day, Its ciushing weight seemed so seveie While darkness round me lay, e its 'obvious form • , Which shuts me from my earthly hope, It would my grief allay. It cannot be the tempter came In an unguarded hour, He holds him in his broad domain 4 victim of his power. 'Twas wine that shut that lova for me And chilled my dearest joy, 'Twos wine that crushed my hapyy heart And - all=m =he • -,destro et! But there are none so lowly bowed With sorrow or with grief, But fjhrii,t - citi raise their drooping heads -- And give them sweet —Peninsular Herald AUTUMN. These sweet delicious Autumn days, When all the air is filled with calm, And all day long a purple haze Bungs o'er the meadoir and the farm These quiet, dreamy afternoons, Arid 'L.tinst.ts rich with crirtiqon glow, These suit refu laent !invest moons Fill me with thoughts of long ago. In happy reverie my thought Goes hack to those dear times again. And scenes and faces ne'er forgot Come thronging to my musing brain However glad the present is, However swift the moments go— I cherish slit! these memories, Remeinbranee of long ago. 11 , 11..1 . Ct A CHINESE WEDDING. A letter front China to the Chicago Tri.- i.tt , ,e says : 'The second day of toy sojourn in Canton, afforded me permission to witness a Chinese marriage procession and ceremony I wa , passing through one of the broadest of the_ narrow- sheets, - when my ears were sal luted by a blest tram a number of horns sim• ilar to Outgo blown through the streets of A InPrican citice by half-grown boys on Christ mas Eve. I asked of in‘ guide the weaning or the noise, and was informed that it wa'a a wedding procession I accordingly stopped for the purpose of obtalnareg a good sight of the novel procession First there came fif teen horn-blowers, dressed in long,. flowing scarlet gowns and black hats. These were marshaled by a tel marching by their side, carrying in hia.hand a short sword. He was dressed in a similar manner, with the excep. Lion that his hat was red and his garments while. These were followed by a party ear. tying a roasted hog upon a table; then came a table covered with sweetmeats, a third one covered with fruits, a fourth with roasted poultry of every description, a fifth with a sheep, the wool of which bad been shaved off, which ever and anon bleated in a most melancholy manner. These tables were car ried by persons dressed in white gowns, with the black skull cap so popular in China. - -About one hundred persons followed, dressed in gay colors, and then came a sedan chair of the most gorgeous description. It was car ried by four virgins dressed in white and red. Immediately -behind the chair walked the bride, carrying in her hand a small package. She was bareheaded, and her hair done up in the style worn by virgins. She kept her eyes bent Upon the ground, looking neither to the right or left. Immediately behind her followed two women carrying small pack ages in their bands, and behind them were a dozen virgins scattering joss paper in every direction. These were followed by the bride's parents,who were riding is chairs, and surrounded by a body-guard, who scattered bits of paper throughout the street.. A name ber of other chairs brought up the rear. Ifr. cry few yards the procession would halt for a moment and receive the congratulations of those in the street; :it would' then move for ward to the blast of the horns. The scene was a novel one, and I 'determined to see its termination ; therefore, I informed my guide of my determination, and we turned and fol lowed the procession. Passing through a number of street', the procession at last halt 3P4rek — 10. - 7• - • . 'Wem*st•tfrit:" .. Attie -Ite. 4N. PO , OKJ . MAY---MORNIN :ad: hi' hi/needle fttr s iiotise, which after:- wards learned was the house of ihe-brilli3- groom The ddot was 6perted4nd the pa rents of the latter came- forth, accompanied by a number, of personsidressed RI blue, and 't.,kingTthe bride--by-the hand; led her into the house, and into tilarge room, in the °en seteAd whichseired,aiipou a 'taw wax - the bridegroow waiting, t o receive her. She seated --herself. on a uiat-beside-biro , re-T 1 untitled there_williout bay lug x word until the 'entire proitesiiion. had efewiied into , rooms. The parents- of the happy couple then•bad•lt-sart of•-pnvir wow, wtrietrld not understand and which the guide could not explain. The parents of the bridegroom then paid the sum •of money to the parents of the girl. The women who had accompa vied the bride now advanced to her, acd ta king hold of her hair, un plaited it and combed it out. They then prepared a mixture, with ,• • hich--the-y-anuoisted-her_hai r r uf • • • I the • troceeied to redress it • this time how- ever, in the style in which married women wear it Haring completed the capillary la -borsi-therproceeded-to-remove-a-portion of her dress and substituce for it a robe of a dark color. This 'having been done, all who were in the room advanced t.o the happy cou- pe an act4tni --- iseidayin - g -- 13my pleas ant and complimentary things. The least that had been prepared was now brought in to the room, and the work of devouring it -beg e-doors-of—t h e-h ouse-re mai ed open till nightfall, and the horublowers stood in front of it, tooting with all their might, for the purpose of-conveying, information to the public that a wedding was progressing, and.inviting them to enter the house and be stow their congratulations upon the happy -eouple. In China a man can have- as--many w V - e - s - iftrh - e - cyip - tfre'hirtFc - , - bTfrth - e - y=titl - nru be subject to the first . one. The parents of the young man always purchase the first wife for him ; afterwards he makes his own pur chases. Nearly all the merchants have a _plurality of wives—some of thexich ones be ing almost as often married as Brigham Young. Beautiful Prayers The prayers are beautiful that reach the thirone_of_G_etl._The fervent ra er of the righteous man availeth much and is beauti ful. The prayer of the - widow and father less, lcho have no helper save. Him who hut-rrtii the orphan's cry, is indeed beauti ful The prayer of the infant who takes God's promise in his most implicit grasp, as he does his mother's hand, is beautiful The prayer of the lowly saint lettered and ungrammatical, is, beautiful. The prayer of the poor man when 'God heard him and delivered him put of all his trouble,' was beautiful. The prayer of the publican who smote upon his breast, and said 'God be merciful to me a sinner,' was beautiful The prayer of Stephen, when amid the storm of stones he cried, before be full asleep, 'Lay not this sin to their charge,' There is a grammar and rhetoric.of.Heav en, but it is foreign' to the cultur e of this world. The courtiers there wear wedding garments,' and they speak the celestial lan guage; but sometimes they seem ragged and ignorant to the eyes, that are blinded with the clay and dust of our earthly roadside. We cannot always discern the fashions of Heaven • There is a fl'ippt.ny that s,'lmetitnes claims to be the garb divine, but it is mere tie el, l'llete is an 'excellency of speech, which is jiigon and ineekery in the Cai of Ged ','lure is •sout.ding bras:, and tinkling c3whal choler, and n.it celestial tuu• sic' at all ''bete are •tieautiitil prayers' that arp.uniovely and alAtuinabie Wore the Searcher of Ileart:4. Vanity. _ One of -the greatest vices, for such we may term it, to which men and vitunen of :the present. day.. are strongly addicted, and one which row ! off.thein ;bare to renounce. is the love of fitte , dress.. Vanity is a pi evailing el meat in our nature, and 'fain e.itliest times man _has evinced the most particular regard to personal experience... and ,ext-rnal display. Many • true and noble minds have been perverted by the useless. consideration of dress, and misled by its pleasing allure meets tutu the ways of dimiipation and folly. The Shrine of Fashion bait many votaries, hut few are more fervent in their devotions than those . whi. have nothing more enobling to engage their time, spend it in the vain en deavor to wear floe clothes. It is highly ini pertant then that we should have work, strong healthful work— 'work that develops the muscles, gives animation to the spirit and expands the intellect. Idleness is one of the besetting sins of humanity, and unless its in fluence is counteracted by mental and physi cal occupation, we can never hope to fulfil the great mission designed by tr kind Provi dence. 'LOVENG AND HATING —lf you love, lme more. If you hate, hate lees Life ig too short to spend in bating any one.— Why war against a mortal who is going the same road with us? Why not expand the flower of lite and happiness by leatning to love, by teaching those who are nedr and dear the beautiful lesson : Your bands may be bard, but your heart need not be: Your forms may be bent-or ugly, do you not know that most beautiful flowers grow in the moat rugged, unsheltered places ? The palace for care, the cottage for love Not that there is no love in the mansion; but some how, if we are not very careful, business will crowd all there is of beauty out of the heart. This is why God has given us the Sabbaths and Saturday nights, that we may leave business in the office and have a heart-dear , ing. We are but passengers of a day, wheth er it is in . a stage-twitch, or to the immense machine of the universe. In Gld's name; then, why shoat - we not make 'the way as pleasant to each other as possible r / +- - xt 1.1 • + j # A:rat/Ift , .Age :of, AriA4 131 41 , .; The average:age-of card is, fii,teen years;„of. squfrrel i s ,and ha rps„7 or ,8 years ,ofvabbits, i 7 ; a bear rarely eineeds 2p . years ra'w off 20, a fox, 14 to 16.' Liona'Aire long lived, the one,known.,by the ;name of Pompey living to the, age of 70 , years. . Etephants-have_been ii-s4rted, to live to the age of 400 years..-__ W hen Alexander the Great_had con - quered - Pores, - Kiiig.of India, - he leok-a great elephant athiity had 'very valiantly 1 fouolit for the Kin!..and named. him Kea, dedicated; him- to rte sutvi 71a =him-go. son of Jupiter; de/heated-Ajax to the'suti "lhe elephant was found with this inscription 360 years after. Pigs have been knotin to live to the age of 20, and the rhinoceros to'2o; a horse has loon known to live to the age of 62, but average 25 or 30; camels sometimes lire to the age of 100; stags are very long • • • • - eldorn—exoeed=l _cows_live_about_ls_years_and_are for beef: envier considers it probable that whales sometimes live 1000 years, the dol• phin and porpoise attain the age of 30, an eagle died at Vienna at the age ol - 104 years; ravens frequently reach the age of 100; swans have ,been known to live 200 years. Malerton has the skeleton of a swan til - Fir attained the age of 200. Pelicans are long lived A tortoise has been known to live 107 years Thrilling Incident. At a Temperau e ?fleeting in Philadelphia some years ago, a learned clergyman spnke in favor of wine as a drink ; dem .nstrating, its use ,quite - to his Own sattsfaotion, to be spirituel, gentlemanly and healthful W hen he sat down a luta. elder] man-rose;-and- asked leave to say a few woris. young friend of mine,' said be. who had long been intemperate, was at length prevailed on, to the great joy of his friends, to take the pledge of entire abstinence from all that could in toxicate. He kept his pledge faithfully for some time, struggling with his habit fear fully, till one evening in a social party, glass es of wine were handed around They came to a clergyman present who took a glass, say ing a few words in vindic ition of the practice thOllgh t=th ess-y_e g_maiii„_fil_a_c rgy•__ man can take wine, and justify it so well, why not I7' So he took a glass It instant ly rekindled his slumbering appetite. and af ter a.rapid downward course, he died of de lirium trenieus—died a raving madmen '— The old rnao'paused for utterance and win just able •to add, 'that young man wiis my son, and the clergymen was the Rev. Doctor who has just addiessed the ai•setnbly.' THE WASTED FLOWERS —On the velvet banks of a rivulet sat tio rosy child. Her lap was filed flowers, and a garland of rose bud- were twined around her neck. 'Her Mee was as radiant as the sunshine that fell upon it and her voice was-as clear as that of the birds that warbled at her, side. The little stream went sioging. on, and vpfh each gush of its music the child lifted a flower in its dimpled hand—with a merry laugh, threw it upon its surface In her glee fa he forgot that her treasures were growing. less, and with the swift motion of fier she flung them upon the sparklitigoide,, un evety bud and blossom hod oisappeared. TheMseeing bet loss, she sprang Upon her feet and burst into tears calling aloud.to,the stream—'Bring back my flowers :But „the stream danced along regardless' of her tears; and as it bore the blossoming ,burden away, her words came back in a taunting echo a long its reedy margi) •And, long after, amid the wailing of the breeze, and the fitful burst of childish grief, was heard the ftu:lless cry-13ring back toy .flowers 1' Merry maid en ! who art idly wasting the pieeinus unt mentn so bent' ifully bestotked upon thee, observe in this thoughtless child an emblem of thyself E.teh moment is a perfume flower. Let its 'rag:tam:o be dispensed in bles:Sings all around thee, and ascend its sweet ineeense to its benctiVent Else when thou bast carelessly flung 'them from thee, and nest them 'receding on the swift waters of Time, thou wilt My in tones more sorrowful than those of the child— • Bring back my flowers r And the only answer will be an echo from the shadowy past— 'Thing back my flowers 1' ARKANSAS GIRLS.—The Memphis Ex press cells the following story of a friend of the editor's who went over to Arkansas re cently, to attend a 'break down,' that is a dance The ladies upon the occasion wore arrayed in their best, with all the gay colors which uncultivated taste could sue-gest..— The gentlemen were dressed in homespun clothes, and none but our friend had broad- cloth upon his back. Daring the evening. sweet potatoes of an enormous size, roasted in the ashes, whore banded round to the cornuaily, together with a handful of salt for 3ach guest. A beautiful young lady soon became smitten with our friend, (perhaps his rnaLrollieient, moustacti,) and resolved to dance with him. She thereupon turned to a friend, and addressed her in these words.: •Sally, h3ld my potatoe while I trot round with that nice hose, what's got on store clothes.' Our young friend was clinched accordingly; he couldn't extricate himself from the grip of the rustic) beauty, and he was glad to 'trot round' after her for one mortal long hour before he could gain respite from his labors. A lawyer the other day, went, into one of our barber shops to procure a wig. In tak ing the dimensions .of the lawyer's bead the buy exclaimed, 'Why, how long your bead is, sir.' Yes,' replied our worthy friend, 'we lawyers must have long heads.' The boy proceeded in hi vocation, but at length exclaimed, 'Lord, air, your head is as t hick as it is long.' Blaellstone,minsled. To day man walks forth in all the pride and joy of to-morrow ho is gone. CHOIRS / ` , SINGINei Set`'.l7,' - Many earnest Christian laymen .as well as Entrii4ters..are-oriposed , to•choirs; While nth ers,, piouti and , sincere; are in favor of alert)... There isi - itherefure,,am - houest coats efopinion: .) The faimer contend, that where a choir is emplcryod,!it does,either all, or nearly all, 'thii siefgin And the,coogrega - • tion take no part. It. may safely be asserted, that " where such a state of things exists— ,-wherectilt-the,sitiging-ia-done-144.4-evhoir... a ehange should take place. But why is it thst the - ciin - gregation lake - no - part in the . singing services ? This , is a question that should have an answer. To find fault with the people if they take no part in this eser• else, is, to• say the least of it, not wise.— There limit generally be a reason for their muteness. 'lt is well known to all, who have _giventhe at ten Lion then killed good piece of music be—w—eT ienoe a mon every one o afterwards heard humming snatches of it.— It is not necessary to urge them to remem ber it, nor is it necessary for them to make an effort to du so. It seems to possess the power of taking every one, as it were, cap ive. Every-one-feels-it, and-in-moved by i This being an undeniable fact, is it not the key to the question, why so many congrega tions take no part in singing on the Sabbath ? That it is admits of no doubt. Most of the tunes that are sung by the majority of so ealled choirs, have uothing to recommend them. They are utterly devoid of character, without meaning or substance, and no mat ter how often sung, are not remembered by a person in the congregation ; because there is_mothing_to_be_remembemi. They re the • 7 - -empri-ricstrtif-nrsro- - --noism.--Out--modern singing -books contain at most nothing but this kind of trash. A good hymn well sung to a suitable tune, should move every mem ber of a congregation in sympathy with its sentiment. But, instead of this, what really 'the effect of the singint , in most of our churches ? It neither has the power to make one weep nor rejoice; and, were it not fash ionable or rather customary to have such an exercise, it might, without detracting from the service, be as well omitted, and the 'hymns - merely well - read. - It is true that, to the oars of the illiterate, this mere empty noise sometimes has a pleas ant jingle, whfch makes them think, and not, infrequently say, "Those are very pretty tunes." but this is one of the most convinc ing evidences of its trashy character and ut• ter worthlessness. The fault does however not always lie in the music or tunes, but as frequently in the singing. Good singing demands intelligence on the part Of the singer_or singers; aud 'a few hastily picked-up potions of music.' says — Bassini, 'are not sufficient to make a singer' In order to sing well, it, is necessary to be a ble. eo read well 'Arid to read Well,''says a writer, 'somethinemore is necessary than to understand the moaning of what is: read =- There is, probably, no literary production that is the cold work of the intellect alone. In all that bits been' written of;prose or poet ry, the emotions play an important part ; and no one can read skilfully who does not ap 'preeiate the sentiment 'expressed in what he reads, or who does oat feel, for the time be ing, as its author felt when wrote it The sense of discourse can tie conveyed fly words, -but the Wings Of an author can only be ex pressed in the natural language of tones. A reader or speaker who would interest an au dience must not utter words coldly like a talking machine, hut his manner of utterance must indicate his per.onal seotiaPtits:. What is above said of reading applies with still greater forne tO singing liaorlini du, writer already quiited, says, 'Expression in music is dependent on three things:— accentuation ; coloring; flexibility of voice. As regards the first, it will be un derstood, that as in speaking we always ac cen r more strongly under an excited state of feeling, so in singing we fled the same to be true. In a joyous allegro, therefore, we se cent more str.eagly than in a calm adagio, and. we attack notes . most forcibly in the gru pelt°, appogirtlitre &c. The natural accentu ation of the voice in ordinary conversation and social intercourse, is the true basis of musical accentuation. The lights and shades are the same, except that, when transferred to musio, they are somewhat intensified. But an important condition of riyht and good accentuation is 'ldentification of the singer wide the character he is ,upposed to represent. Without this, the . accent will neither be true to nature nor consonant with art The sing er-a mind should always be rather on,the sentiment he is uttering than on the execu €lO7l. If it is not, he betrays himself (his ig norance) for this is easily detected. The singer should feel for the time all he is ex pressing, and be all that he represents; and all the secrets . of musical expression will re main unlocked to that singer whose heart is strange to the joy or sorrow he sings.' As the quality of vice (or timbre, as Bassini calls ii) in weeping is different from that in laughing, so there must be a corresponding difference in singing, in order that the vari ous shades of feeling be properly represent ed. 'Correct coloring will almost naturally follow a heartfelt expression 3f the sentiment embodied. 'The proper application of the two timbres, clear and sombre, is indeed es sential to just expres'sion• For oftentimes where words do not adecriately convey the feeling, by these timbers it is well brought oat. M. It is a singular fact that ladies who know bow to preserve everything else, can't pre serve their temper. Yet it may easily be done on the seltseating principle It is op ly to keep the mouth of the vessel tightly corked. None go to heaven but those who have a taste for it on earth. r . ..,f , •&34AL sung b—efo—re—tin t en.), Wi To be confined. 132.00 l'oew "ireetzr- •:: -;31,} .Niggittia p.ftbrills Honeym am. 'Seekns'ib'me I thirige hilve 'changed some *heti Seethe te.'nte•so—:buSt me up if •it don!t I been married near six months now , and: the fact, is, Susan showed the leapt More temper than I thought she had; in fast; to speafa , :the L-right-"down =truth, khooked things about generally for the last' ' two months.. .She's slung the eat through the window by the tail, and would have thrown me out by the--by the heels, if I hadn't walked out in and says she'll use half a dozen sticks on my - back tF Idon'iquit smoking In t:he house.— Andshe threatened to throw the boot jack down my throatiest night becange I spit in the fire. If she'd done that, L suppose I'd have had the colic or boot jack cramp. 'Timothy P. NigFins,' say I to myself, says I, 'you've gone and done it, and you 11 1 • ' ou have, come what will , ou can't .et out of it, you can't.' • • A gill loses her beery milfty quick afte — r she gets to be Airs.— Susan Sunflower was as pretty as Venus, but just as soon as I mar ried her,'•her skin turned ye/low, her eyes lost' %hell beauty, her hair got thin, and - she • be juet the ohape of Earale—enkr-slre— has by jingo! And oh ! what a temper she has got! Never knowed her mad before I married her; never knowed her to offer to t hrew_the_stove-or-a-oha ir—do tv throat; no, never, until she was ,31-rs. gins ! Aunt says she'll come all right after awhile; but I don't see why she'ean t be all right now, I don't. If she don't improve, the Lord help me ',list you spit in that fire again,' says she _to_tue _yestex_d ay- 'jist-ci a-it—a a, and P it_ and=d - o wrrytutt — thito — atl — What diJ I marry you for !. To run around after you, and make up the fire after you spit it ou ? Yuu tormenting beast ! Did I marry you to sieve and work for while you smoke and spit in the fire ? There's theta chickens I had to feed, too; and there's Ben Dyke's bog got in the garden and dug up my seed beets, and you never saw it, there's that blamed old rooster scratched up my do ion bed, and you never saw it ! And you never seeflothiuo , ott_o_ught_to_see _and_see_ - everyihingyou oughtn't to see! There's Ann Buster, who was over here yesterday, I saw you wink at hers! I saw you, Tim Niggins! Don't say you didn't; I saw you —I saw you!' A Krssrwi Pim Y. —A good story is told of a young married man who,.. with his wife, helped to make up a large 'kissing party' soon after-the happy event. Every girl was called on and kissed ex cept the:beautiful young bride—aforesaid r and no. youngster present eared to kiss her in the presence of her herculean husband, who stood regarding the party with a sullen look of dissatisfaction. Suddenly, however, rolling up his sleeves, he stepped into the middl of the reoff-altd burst forth : `Gentlemen, I have been noticing how things have been working for some time, and I ain't half satisfied. I don't want to raise a Ings—' 'What's the matter, John ?' inquired a dozen voices. 'What do you mean ? Have we done anything! to hurt your feelings ?' "Yes, you have ; all of you have hurt my feelings, and I've just this to say about it: Here's every girl in the room has bcon kiss ed near a dozen times apiece, and there's my wife, who I consider as likely as any of them, has not had one to-night, and I just tell you.. now, if she does not get-as many kisses the balance of the - night as any gal in the room, the man that slights her has got me to fight —that's all Now go ahead with your plays."_ The young wife was not slighted again that evening. In Nevada, a contemplative Digger In diao sat watching a party of base ball play ers. whu seemed to him to be working very hard. Turning to one of them, he asked 'How much you get one day r chap from the country, stopping at'or.e of the Baltimore hotels, sat down to dinner. Upon the bill of fare being handed to hint by the waiter. he remarked that he 'didn't care 'bout readin' now—he'd wait after dincer,' • - A western editor cautions his readers a gainst kissing.short gills, because this habit has made him round shouldered. Send ail such girls to us—we'll risk our back and shoulders. Wotnon.go to church to show' their dress es, men to show their manners. One is cost ly, the ciher cheap, but neither amount to much—when the motive is scanned. Hipokrasy is one ov the vices you kant konvert, you might az well undertake to git the wiggles out of a snake, or the grease out ov fat pork. Why aro people who sit on free seats not likely to derive much benefit front going to church ? Because they got good . for noth ing. The bog luny Det'he thoroughly posted in anthemtie, but when you come to square rgot eis there—the hog is. Why is the letter D like a equalling child ? Because it makes ma mad. When ladies step up stairs gentlemen should not stare up the stops. Sheet musie=the midnight warbling of an infant. Bad taste—Pretty yolng git;ji kissing widowers' obildrttu. NUMEEK - I4: -