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Mayl, 1868,
NEW MILLINERY GOODS
MRS. C. L. HOLLINBERGER
T' AS just returned from Philadelphia and is now
openirg out the largest and most varied as.
sot tment of SPRING AND SUMMER MILLIN
ERY' GOODS she has ever brought to Waynes-
boro'. The ladies are invited to call and examine
her goods. Residence on Church Street, East
Side. April It) —if.
.
JOSEPH DOUGLAS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Real Estate and Insurance Agent,
Office in Welkeee Building.
WcWnee6oro', Penna.
Say 4--41
STOVER & WI ILFF
WAYNESBOR
3PCO3IFT'IC)II.I,I.
DO YOU OWE i'llW :PRINTED
Come, sinful debtor, in whose breast
• some conscience may revolve,
Come, with your coward fear oppressed,
And make this wise resolve,
I'll seek the Printer, though my debts
Have like a mountain rose ;
I know his wants—l'll pay him off
Whatever may oppose.
Eltraightway Pll to his sanctum go..
And see him face to face,
And thank him for hie grace.
Although ashamed thus late to go,
am resolved to try, •
For it I stay away I know
In infamy 1%1 die.
I know his patient nature well,
Delinquents he'll forgive;
He'll kindly pardon debtor's sins.
And bid such suppliants live.
. -
NOTIIING LOST
Nothing is lost! The drop of dew
That trembles on the leaf or flower,
It is but exhaled, to fall anew
In thunder shower;
Perchance to shine wit lint to bow
That fronts the sun at fall of day,
Perchance sparkle-in-the now.
Of fountains far away.
So with our deeds, for geed or ilt,
They have their power, scarce understood ;
Then let us use our batter will
To make them rife with good ;.
Like circles on a lake thi;y go,
Ring within ring, and never stay,
Oh, that our deeds were fashioned so _
That they might bless always.
A Popular Poet Sketched
BY A VISITOR
Miss Alice Carey is a dignified, lady-like
woman, quietly but handsomely dressed i n
a suit of black silk. She is of medium
height, neither stout or slender, though. in
cliuiug to the former rather than the latter.
/ler expression is pleasing, though some•
what sad, and the face is one that a stran
ger would return to again and again, raiding
at each look an added charm, so that what
was at first pleasing but rather plain face,
produces at length the effect of positive
beauty. Miss Carey is an habitual invalid
sad great sufferer. She has a colorless coat
plesiuo, soft dark hair, showing hero and
there a thread of silver, and dark expressive
eyes. She is no longer young as the world
reckons age, ha: essential youth beams in
her not too uufrequent smile, and from the
tranquil depth of her earnest eyes. She has
gathered wisdom, from the experiences of
nearly fifty years, years brightened not only
by the waimth and beauty of summer,, but
some of them rendered memorable by long,
dreary winters of loneliness and sorrow.—
She is a native of Ohio; with the blood of the
Huanemits, the Puritans, and the heroes of
the ltevolution flowing in her veins. In the
quiet life described io her "Clovernook Pa.
pers," all the early-years of her life went by.
The shadow of bereavement fell early upon
the quiet, thoughtful girl. First, the moth
er was taken, then an older sister who had
in some measure'filled her place, and later, a
young sister, the idol of her love. Speaking
of the older sister. Alice says: "She was
more cheerful than I; more pelf-reliant. I
used to recite to her my rude verses, which
she praised ; and she in turn told me stories
of her own composing, which I at the time
thought evinced wonderful ability; and I
still think that sister was unusually gifted.
Just as 1 came into woman-hood, deat sep
arated, us, aed that event turned my dispo
sition, naturally melancholy, into almost mor
bid oom."
Since 1850, Miss Carey has been a resi
dent of New York, one of the brightest or
naments of its literary society, and one of
the moat valued and constant .contributors
to the literature of the day. She and her
sister own a pleasant home, No. 53 East
Twentieth street, where the people best
worth knowing, drop in 'of an evening, with
out ceremony, and exchange views on the
most interesting topics of the day. The
Hon. Horace Greeley is a warm personal
friend of the sisters, and has a long estab
lished custom of taking tea with them on
Sunday -evening.. Many of h i s friends,
knowing where to 'find him, take this oppor
tunity of calling on him, and in this way the
most eminent politicians, statesmen a a d
thinkers are to be found in Miss Carey's
pleasant drawing-room. The mu hers of the
sisters are as simple and unaffected as When
they were living in their Clovernook home;
while their quick sympathies, large hearted
ness and liberality of thought, have wade
them a power for good, and endeared them t 6
the wise and pure, not only for their own,
but of other countries. -
Miss Carey is the friend of progress; a
believer not only in God, but in humanity;
not only in the past, but in tbeluture—a fu•
cure in which woman • will assume her true
position, and share the work and the wealth
of the world with man. -
Study wisdom and you will reap pleas
are.
Xrka.e•roe•ini t VEta,=4.1.13/,' ZTeNA:resrristrbemt•-
FRANKLIN CO
THE TRUTHFUL WITNESS;
A little girl, nine yeartref.age, was offered
ns a witness against a Trisoner,' who was on
trial fora felonly committed in her falher'S .
house.
'Now, Emily,' said the. counsel for the
prisoner, upon her being offered as a witness
LI - aetlires,toktrow-ii:-you-undniatand..ikk-att
ture of en oath ?' •
'I don't know what you mean,' was the
simple answer.
'There, your Honor,' said the counsel' ad
dressing the °curt, 'is there anything funk
or necessary to demonstrate the validity of
my objection ? This witness should be re
jected. She does not comprehend the na
ture of an oath.'
'Let us see, 4 said the judge. 'Come here,
my daughter.'
Assured by the kind tone and manner of
the judge, the child stepped towurds him,
DlMMEMispontwasTrrmartmnpri;lllllol7llrMi
ear eye, an, in a manner so ar
and - flank - that - it - went - right - to - tire-he:
'Did you ever take an oath ?' inquired the
judge
The little girl stepped baek with •a look of
horror, and the red blood mantled in a blush
• • r-ar—face-audaok-as-tdi-e-uus-w-ero ■■•■••
'No, sir.'
She thought he meant to inquire if she
had ever blasphemed.
do not mean that,' said the judge, who
saw_his_mistake 'J. mean, _were_you_ever__a
witness before 7'
'No, sir; I was never in court before,' was
the answer.
•
Ile handed her the Bible, open.
I Do you knoiv that hook, my daughter ?'
She looked at, it and answered, 'yes, sir;
'Do you ever read it ?' he asked.
'Yes, sir, every evening.'
Cart you tell me *EA the — Bible
quired the judge.
'lt is the word of the great God,' she an
swered.
'Well, place your hand upon this Bible
and listen to what I say,' nod he repeated
slowly and Baca:lndy the oath usually admin
istered to witnesses.
'Now,' said the iudgo, 'you have sworn as
a witness. Will you tell me whatwill befall
you if you-do not tell the truth ?' •
'I shall be shut up in the State prison,'
answered the child,
!Anything else ?' asked the judge.
'I. shall never g4T-U-111-etvenr-she—repli
ed.
'flow do you know this ?' said the judge
again.
- The child took the Bible, and turning rap
idly to the chapter containing the command•
meats, pointed to the injunction, 'Thou shalt
not bear false witness against thy neighbor,'
and said, '1 learned that before [ could read.'
'llas any one talked with you about your
being a witness here in court against this
man ?' inquired the judge.
'Yes, sir.' she replied. 'My mother heard
they wanted me to be a witness, and last
night she called me to her room and asked
me to tell her the ten commandments; and
then we kneeled down awether, and she
prayed that I might understand bow wicked
it was to bear false witness against my neigh
bor, and that God would help me, a little
child, to tell the truth as it it was before
Him. And when came up hero with fa
ther she kissed me, and told we to remem
ber the ninth commandment, and that God
would hear every word I said'
yoc;believe this 7' ask , id the judge,
while a tear o.steried in his eye and his lip
quivered with emotion.
'Yes, sir,' said the cbi'd, with a voice that
showed her conviction of its truth was per
leer.
'God bless you, my child,' mid the judge,
`you have a good mother. This witness is
competent,' he continued. 'Were I on trial
for my life, and innocent of the charge a
gainst me, I would pray God for such a wit
ness as this. Let.her be examined.'
She told her story with the simplicity of
a child, as she was, but there was a direct
ness about it which carried conviction of its
truth to every heart. She was rigidly cross
oraminod. The counsel plied her with infi
nite and ingenious questionings, but she va•
rise& front her first. statements in nothing.—
The truth, so spoken by that little child, was
sublime Falsehood and perjury had pro
ceeded her testimony. The prisoner had
intrenched himself with lies till he deemed
himself impregnable. But before her testi
mony falsehood was scattered Like chaff
The little child for whom a mother prayed
for strength. to be given her to speak the
truth as if it was before God, broke the cun
ning devices of matured villainy to pieces
like a potterls vessel. The strength that
her mother prayed for was given her, and
the sublime simplicity—terrible, I mean, to
the prisonerankluis . .
_associates—with which
r
she spoke, was like rove lion from God him
• THREE THINGS TO AVOID.- I. Avoid
bad thoughts.-We cannot help bad thoughts
coming into our hearts sometimes ;, but we
can help keeping them• there• As somebody
bah said, (.We cannot prevent the crows from
flying over our heads, 'but ,we can prevent
them building nests in out hair' Fight bad
thoughts, for just as sure as you let them
live and grow in your hearts, they will breed
mischief and misery.
2. A void bad words. Bad thoughts are
parents to_ bad words, and the children arc e•
von more mischievous than their parents.—
For bad thoughts, so long as they are confin
ed to your DWG hearts, only hurt you, but
bad words hurt others. They lead to anger,
strife and a'l kinds of black sin.
3 You must avoid bad deeds. Do not
allow yourself to do an evil action. If you
know an . sot to be wrt ng, never consent to
it. Keep yourself pure. Dare to dO right,
though it be sometimes hard, Remember,
'Thou, Gull, seen me,'
MANIA FRIDAY MORNING
Learn a Trade.
The value of learning a trade becomes
more and-more-tortain-ovetv . day,_ -Scarcely
a week passes but some young man is asking
Us to point- out a field of labo r for him.—
With good attainments, perhaps, or an in
satiable desire to be at work at • something
whereby an honest penny may bo turned, he
finds_ himself landed---as-it were at diet first
ebb of the tide: The'slightest recession of
the waters deposits him on the shore among
the weeds of idleness, and unwholesome va
pors becloud his mind. There- is scarcely a
man in business but has an experience like
ours; bis young friends continually envying
him the privilege of working in a well-de
fined field, and wishing that like him they
bad something to strike at.
These young men are generally afflicted
with the disease of ambition. They want to
be something more than common, and mis.
takin_ often their desires for the ability to
I satisfy
ate fit for something better than the common
trying to achieve manhood without serving
an apprenticeship to it, and they find them
selves, wEen they should be prepared for
their life•work, wondering what it will be,
tnl=f ' i v :. ;'t
-doesn't-de c lare itself,
and nine cases out of tea waiting ii •z'
such a call, go into polities '
agencies, &e.
The great remedy for all this is a trade
thoroughly learned. 'l' h e time between
-soh col—a nd—twentpotte_ahould_bc_s peat_a La
carpenter's bench, in a machine shop or at
an anvil, so that when the young man cont•
menses life in any v2eation ho can,if worst.
ed at his first attempt, tura to his trade with
confidence that -his skilled labor will at least
procure him_ a living, and p_e_rhaps a compc•
"cover desirable roads to success, foots up a
considerable total on the loss side-of the bal•
TUE DIHUIPLIN or SORROW.—If tho blnok
of marble that lies before the sculptor 'was
capable of feeling, how it would deplore and
bemoan every stroke of the hammer, ohip•
-ping-off piece after pigeo of substanoo. It
would deem its lot a pitiable one indeed.--
' - Yet that hummer and chisel aro transform
' ing the rough and shapeless-stone into a form
of life Bud beauty, fit to adorn the palace of
a king.
So it is with us. Gur characters are like
unknown blocks of marble,-rude, misshapen,
_comparitively worthless. And God is e:ulp•
turing them into forms• of divine simmetry
and beauty that may forever illustrate to the
Universe the power Millie grace. The heavy
block of adversity and tlke.rasping cares and
petty annoyances of our daily lith are but
different parts of the same divine and loving
process.
And shall we look simply at the hammer
and chisel, and doubt the glorifying work
for which God is using thew ? Shall we
think only of the chips which the blows of
fits prftencc strike from us, and overlook
the immortal characters which the Great
Sculptor is seeking thus to perfect for his
celestial temple ?
TUE SNOW. PRORLENS -- Lt was reported
last winter that the sheds built by the Pa.
Mile Railroad Company to protect their trucks
from the deep snows of the Sierra Nevada
mountains were crushed by the weight of
snow that fell upon them, and that some oth•
or method of protection would have to be de
viled It seems, however, by a letter in the
San Francisco Bultetin, that this plan of
shielding the track has not been abandoned.
The company aro now engaged in erecting
sheds over the cuttings and ocher exposed
points. They are of heavy timber frame
work, with pointed gable• roofs, and look as
if they could withstand any pressure of snow.
Nearly forty mi'es of the stack will have to
be thus covered, and the quantity of timber
required - wdt be euortugus. Not less than
twenty-two saw mills, mo'st of them worked
by steam, are ran night and day, employing
nearly two thousand man, and yet they do
not work up the needs of the company. In
a few weeks twenty•eight mills will be run—
ning. It is estimated that it will require no
less than eight hundred thousand .feet of
lumber to construct a mite of sheds. So
great is the demand that the country on both
sides of the track is being rapidly denuded
of its forests.
Woman's Chanees of Marriage
Of 1000 married women, taken without
selection, it is found that Elie number mar
ried at each age is as below. Oi if (by
an arithmetical Feense) we call a woman's
chances of marriage in The whole course
of her life 1000, her chances in each two
years will be shown in, the following table :
•- Age. Chances.
14 15 32'
16 17 101
18 19 219
20 21 238 ,
22 23 165
21 - 25 102
26 27• GO
28 29 45
30 34 18 •
32 33• 14
34 35 8
36 37 2 -
38 32.
An exchange says : A neighbor who had
repeatedly been urged by some female so
quai otainces to accompany them to a skating
pond at last yielded, no longer abio to resist
the blandishment of his bewitching torment
ors He went. Ho said he put •on a pair
of skates and struck boldly out, and the next
thing he knew was himself in bed, the min
ister sitting beside him singing a psalm, the
doctor courting hie wile, and the undertaker
measuring, hire for a walnut coffin.
'Maas, Bonin; what d'ye want? got razors
fist; that's an aviele you need, Squire, by
the looks of your baird. .Got blaokin' too,
'twill make , thew old boots of yours shine
so't you kin shave in 'em e'namost I've got
Balm or Clubby, too, only a dollar a bottle,
good fur the hair, assisten pour human na
tur' as the poet Says.'
And so he rattled on. At length the 'Ab,.now I see,' said the impassive tam
sheriff bought a bottle of the Balm peratnent ; fyou require authority to proceed
of Columbia, and in reply to the question as with force of,aruis against the dangerous au
to whether be wanted anything elm that i tnn i. ,
I
ythut he did—lie warded l -tm e ;„ a„,
eir Brea
CH 4 18
The Yankee Pedler
There is a sheriff residing in Illinois who
%gas taken in and done for On one occasion.
Ile made it a prominent part of his business
to ferret out and punish pedlars for travel•,
iog in the State without a license; but one
morning ho met his match iu the person of
Yankee pedler.
'What have you. to-sell—anything r asked
the sheriff:
iunTcr3
7 to — R - e — e — tife — Yan - k - en - licenEo — tor — peddling — in -
Itio-State-of—llliaois,that-being his' duty al3
eheri f.
The Yankee showed !lima doaumenl fixed
up good and strong, in Wick and white
The sheriff looked at it and pronounced it
all right. _ Tb_en_han_dirrg_t_lic
a , said :
don't-think,--now-that-rve_bought_this:
stuff, that I shall ever want it', I reckon I
might as well sell it Wok to, yeti again.—
What will ou .ive for it r
'O, the darn stuff is no use -to me; but
!Nein' it's you sheriff I.ll' give you twenty-
Gve cents for it.'
The sheriff handed over the bottle at this
large discount from his own purchase,. and
received
° his change.
MZ`MVIWITI._ MITT= e •
Lion to oak you. Have you got any ped
dices lieeune anywbiro about your trove
'No, I bavn't any use for the article,' re
plied the sheriff.
eh ? %Val, I guess we'll see st•
bout that puoty soon. El I uuderstand the
the law, it's a. clean case that you've been
hawkint, and tradin' with me—offerin' the
Balm of Columby on the highway. I'll in•
form on you, darned if I don't now !'
The Yankee -was as good as his word.—
%hen ho reached the next village he made
his complaint, and the sheriff was fined eight
dollars for selling without license.
BETTER TITAN A CONSTABLE.-A French
paper gives us the following dog story, which
will fully watch anything we have lately met
with
' 'No dogs admitted, siri said - the porter to
a gay osemblage, as a young man and his
dog appeared at the entrance. —„y •
'You must leave him behind if you go in '
'Very well,!-aaid the young man; 'may a
bout here, Prince, till I come back.'
By and by the young man wished to refs r
to .his watch, when, behold 1 the chain had
been snapped in two.and the valuable time
piece was gone.• Ile considered the case a
moment, and then a P'udden thought flashed
through his mind. So, stepping out, he
whispered the fact to the porter, and gained
permission to take his dog in for a minute or
two.
'Look here, Prince,' said hill 'you know
ing. dog, my watch is stolen,' and ho showed
him the empty pocket nod the cut chain.—
'Do you understand old fellow' In there,
air, is the thief. You find it, my good doggie,
and I'll got you a fatuous treat. You under
start], do you _ ?'
Prince wagged his hil, and gave his mas
ter a very knowing arid cute look, and then
the two stole quietly into the place. Quick
ly the dumb detective glided around among
the people, smelling away at this one's coat
"and that one's chain, until at last Ile set his
teeth firmly into the coat-skirt of a genteel.
looking man, and could not be shaken if
The young man quietly wade known the
case to the bystanders, who had gathered
aroutrd him, and hal the thief's pockets du
ly searched. Six other watches wore found
on him, which he had gathered ..up in the
course of the morning, and which the right
Pill owners were very glad to get their hands
on.
Prince selected out his mister's property
in a twinkle, as that was all he cared for, and
gave it to bum joyfuly. It would have ta
ken a very keen policeman to do the work so
neatly and so quickly, and all agree& that be
merited as good a dinner as a dog could have
A good beef bone and a bowl of milk, how
ever, abundautly satisfied all his wants; and
then he wa , i just as ready to do the &Awe fa
vor over again.
SOENE U A llca - rEt., --Stranger.—•llave
you a good strong purtoi about the house
Clerk.— 'Yes, we have the strongest one io
the place.' Stranger.— 'ls he intelligent ?'
Clerk.—Oh ! yes sir, quite intelli.'ent for a
porter, we .think.' Stranger.—bne point
wore; do you considei him-fearless—that is,
bold and courageous ?' Clerk,—'As for that
matter, I know he is;, he would not be afraid
of the devil himself.' Stranger.—'Now, Mr.
Clerk, if your Porter is ioteligentenough. to
find room No. 117, Fearless enough to. enter,
at,d strong enough to get my. trunk away from
the bed-hugs, twouti like to have him bring
it down. •
William, thee knows I never call anybody
Dowel i but, William, if the illayor of the city
wort toe•nme tt , „ me and say, •Joshuit, I want
thee to find me the biggest liar in all Phila•
delphia,' I would ootne to thee apd put • my
baud on thy shotilder,and•say to thee, 4Wil
ham, the Mayor wants to, flew/Sp.:-
DON'T BE IDLE --Rather do nothing to
the purpose than be 14., that the devil may
fled thee doing. The bird that sits is easily
Shot, when flyers escape the •ttwler. • Idle
ness is the- dead sea that swallows virtues,
aud the self-made sepulchre of a living pan.
.611600 3Peri
"Oft mit his Head "
A breathlessly-excited individual. says a
late number of the San Francisco 'Morning
Call,' rushed into the police office yesterday
and inquired for the chief..
'What do you want 91 Lim ?' inquired an
impassive officer.
wants,' said he with a Teutonic accent,
vents sin baper to kill a tam tog bites
me in telee
'Ali, you wishian order of execution %Fille
ed against a vicious canine,' suit! the offi
cer.'
'No, I tussant vant no such ting. I yank
baper to toll me to kill to tam hup. He
pites_my leg so pad, I have got the hydro.
phopo, and will kill • bim, or I goes mat,
too.
.awn Got, no —drirish not what I vanta.
1. - vents to Jeat to give mo license to kill to
-tog. .
- vents Vim to make me.baper so rep
I. kills to tog he can nicht go inter do bo
lice eoui and swear against me.'
'The d ..v r
'Nem— not to tog—te man rot owns to
-tog—Y-ou-see-if-I—kills—hlui---',
.1 1 V hat, to man?'
- , Ncin—to-tog.—Und te man Buse me fur
do brieo of to tog, dun I vants ter law on
mine side, o'yor see
yei L l' said the officer, wh,o was quicit
ly chuckling at the caution evinced by the
(lemon, and intent on exhausting his pa
tience, 'then you want to get a warrant to ar
rest the man who owns the dog, so the ani •
mal may not again attack you.'
'No no! Got for lam .ou nits ever thirv!
t - '-
think the officer was quizzing daik
you mot. to-make 'chokes o 1 me. 'fouler
and bitten - 1 1 vants shustiva, not ch-olceiV-I
vants to cut to tarn tog's head off, ~anti
shustico will not give me a baper, I outs his
head of uttyhow!
Ode of the deacons of a certain church
asked the bishop if he usually kissed the
bride at weddings.
'Aiwa , s ',was the real,
'And how do you inana2e when the hap•
py pair are negroes it' was the deacon's next
question.
'ln all smell eases,' replied the bishop,'the
duty of kissing is appoiuted to the &aeons.'
A gent in passing a farm, 1343V1 a boy at
work in a corn field, and being 61 an inquir
ing turn of mind, he thus addressed the
youth :
'Whose farm is this ?'
'Dad's.' ------
'Does you — i father raise any stock ?'
'Yes, lots.'
'What kind ? continued the stranger.,
(Cornstalks mostly,' was the reply, and the
stranger weal. on his way Lousing.
Says Josh Billings, sAlost cony man will
coneeed that it loox verry foolish tu see a
boy drag a hoavy slay up a steep hi lfor the
&alio! pleshttr of ridia down agaia, but it
appears tu me that that boy is a sage by the
side ov the young man hoo works hard all
week and dram his stamps up Satarda nice.'
A late California paper mentions a due'
which• was fought between a Yankee and , an
Englishman, in a dark room. The Yankee
not wishing to have blood on his hands, fired
his'pistol up the chimp, and to his horror,
down came the Engla&hman.
We often censure the conduct of others,
when, under the same circumstances, we.
might net have aoted,lialf , eo wel,
When a lady indulges in a yawn or two,
gentlemen ate itistifted in gnashing their hate
are needed on their heads, and that the best
side of the door is the outside:
A friend asks, why aro fashionable young
ladye' brains like a speckled trout ?, 13ecuuso
they Jove to sport u.ndcr a ware; fall.
Intemperance is the cause of nearly all the
trouble in this world, beware of strong drink,
The poorest boy, if he bg. industrinug,
honest, and saving, may reach the highest
honor in the Land.
( 4 4sn't my sl•irt clean ?' quoth one %beat. ,
ian to aooiher. 'Well, yes,' was the answer,
•It's clean for brown, tut it's awful dirty for
A tdil ,r who, while A kating, fell •through
the ice, declare that he would ucver agdiu
leave his hot goose for a gold duck.
Pleasure is seldom found where it is
sought. Our brip blest I}Lzes of glidness are
eununonly kindled by unezpeeted sparks..
Why Is a photo,graph album like the drai,
ner of a bar counter 7 Because it is often
the receptacle for empty mugs.
I==
An Duty old bachelor sugf.zests that births.
should be published under the head of 'heck
music.'
Thece two lines chat look so soLmn,
Out. Devil set to fill this column.
A sne head. of hair is as attraction, but a
floe head of brains is of wore account. '
A room very rarely reoteci—reoto for ha
provoruent.
The fastest' !Asa—a drummer; he bests
time.
Motto for the married—never dis•pair,
The best frontispieo.l—au honest faoe,
Sat a:good bus —a Vuntlerbuss.
NUMBEKIL