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VOLUME XXI.
MENLO lira. 11110'1110' JUL 11E1
DRUGS
MEDICINES,
GM IL 11E4 OVil
nuns,
4.c c. 4e.,
Go to Fourthman s
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Waynesboro', )Way 24, 1867
NEW SPRING
AND
SUMMER GOODS,
AT THE FIRM OF
STOVER & WOLF'
(SUCCESSORS TO GEO. STOVER.)
DRY GOODS,
CARPETS,
NOTIONS,
QAT EENS WARE,
OROCERIES,
HOOTS AND swims/
CIJTILERIr,
CEDERWARE,
OIL CLOTHSIA
&C.
To which we invite the attention of all who want
to buy cheap goods.
May 1,186 q.
NEW _ MILLINER 600DS I
MRS. 0. L. HOLLINBERGER
Tir AS just returmiti from Philadelphia and is now
openirg out the largest and most varied AS.
sortment of SPRING 411 D 5U.61111:4 1111LLIN
.RY GOODS she has ever brought to Waynes
boro'. The ladies are invited to call and examine
her goods Reaidence• on Church 'street, East
Side. April 10 —l.l.
JOSEPH LOOLGLALS' s
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Real Eatattkind Insurance Agent,
Office in Walker's Building.
ICaynefborp,', Pennq.
Mgy 8-6.•
"NORTHERN ECLIPSE."
THIS beautiful Horse can be seen at Harpers
Hotel-in We3nesburo'. on Monday, Tuesday and
Wednesday of every other week. Farmers and
others interesta in fine stock would do well to call
lind . sec bim. DR. W. A. RIDDLE MOSER.:
May 8-Bw.
STOVER & Wt ILFF.
WAYNESBORO, FRANKLIN COUNTI, PENNS VLVANIA, FRIDAY IVIORNI.NR JUNE .61-1888.
3E•compxctAlti.ics.
TOR COLDIIN SIDO,
-There-la-many-a„reston the road of lifo.
If wo only would stop to take it;
And many a tone from wisdom's voice.,
If the querulous heart would make it !-
To the sunny soul that is full of hope.
And whosebeautiful trust ne'er faileth,
..„ . _The,grefosiq.Kreen,._the luwera art0 3 41 1 4-„-__
✓ Though the wintry storm prevaileth.
Better to ho e, thou. h the clouds han • low
And to keep the eyes still lifted ; '
For the sweet blue sky will soon peep through,
When the ominous clouds are rifted
There Was never a night without a day,
Or an evening without a morning ;
.And the darkest hour as the proverb goes,
Ts the hour before the dawning.
There is many a gem in the path of life,
Which-we-pass-in-our-idle-pleasures,
a is rie.er ar t ran tho jeweled crown,
Or the miser's hoarded treasure; '
It may lie the love of a little child, ,
Or a-mother's - prayers - wlleaven; ---
Or only a beggar's grateful thanks
or a cup of water giTeu,
Better to weave in the web oflife
A bright and golden filling,
And to God's win bow with a ready heart
And hands that are swift and willing,
T hTI IFCo—lira
• our curious i e asun er,
And then blame Heaven for the tingled ends
And sit, and grieve, and wonder
THE TWO WORKERS.
Two workers in one field
Toiled on from day to day,
Both had the same hard labor,
Both had the same small pay,
With the same blue sky above,
The same green grass belcw,
One soul was full of love,
The other full of woe.
One.leap'd up with the light,
With the soaring of a lark ;
One felt it ever night,
For his soul was ever d irk.-
Ono heart was hard as rtono,
One heart was ever gay,
One worked with many a groan,
One whistled all the day.
One had a flower•clad cot
Beside a merry mill,
Wife and childr:en near the spot,
Made it sweeter, fairer still;
One a wretched hovel had,
Full of discord, dirt and din,
Na wonder he seemed mad,
Wile and children starve,' within
Still they worked in the same field,
Toiled on from day to day,
Both had the same hard labor,
Both had the same small pay.
But they worked not with otg
The reason let me tell—
Lo ! the on drank at the still,
And the other at the well.
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[PubliThed by Rcquest.
What Is true Religion?
There is a great deal of what is called re
ligion in the world How shall we be able
to distinguish the true from the false? '[ho
simple fact that people claim they have re
lioion is no proof that they are "accepted of
ad." More than mere pretentions are ne
cessary to Make this claim valid at the gates
of the eternal city. We read in Mutt. 7: 21,
'Not every one that faith unto me, .Lord,
Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heay.
en.' Again, 'Many will say to me in that
day. Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in
thy name ? and in *thy name have cast out
devils ? and in thy name done many wonder
ful works ? and then profess unto them
I NEVER KNEW YOU ; DEPART FROAI ME ; ye
that work iniquity.',Reader, examine your
own heart; test the evidences upon which
your religion rests, and see if they will be
valid at the heavenly d00r... Mere profess
sors of Christ's religion are not the ones that
will be admitted to heaven; 'but he that
doeth the will of my father which is in heav
en.' The evidence of true religion is not
found in outside things So much as . in the
heart. However many good deeds you may
have done, they will not avail in procuring
heaven for you UNLESS YOUR HEART TS right.
'Pure religion and undefiled before God and
the Father is this to visit the fatherless and
widow in their afflictions, AND to keep him
self unspotted from the world: 'By their
fruits ye shall know thaw.' True faith .is
always accompanied by good works, but re
member, good works aro not the passport to
heaven; they are Merely tho - evidence that
you have the passport. A man can do what
are called good deeds without having _ true
faith in the Son of God ; but no coo ever bad
TRUE FAITH without also being fruitful in
good ileeds Works are the evidence of true
faith to others; but it You want evidence of
your own faith, whether it be true - or not,
you must look for it in your heart, and not
in your good deeds. You may have 'a name
to live,' and yet be 'dead.' Oh, satisfy your
self Now, and for all - tirao and all eternity,
whether YOUR religion (not that of your de
nomination) i 6 TRUE OR FALSE.. RE HONEST,
for gotvcannotdecei,va hearea"s gate keeper.
liitte•v•ea3ctorkt )Petml437-
A Plty.to have an Empty Seat.
A few weeks ago a-gentleman was obliged
to go to a distant depot, at an hour when
there- was no conveyance thither. So, al
though very weary, a6d not strong, he was
obliged to set out on a walk of two or three
miles. After he had gone a 'little way, he
was overtaken by a little boy in a carriage.
The fine horse was at once reined in, and
his owner said, with a smile, 'I presume, sir,
you are going but a short way; but this lit
tle fellow insisted on my taking--you - to - ride
with us. I told him I had no doubt - you
were going to the next station;
_hut he sail
'The gentleman is a stranger father; it is
very easy to ask him, It always seems to
me such a pity to ride with an empty seat.
Now, that ride which eost- - -thir gentleman
neither money, time, nor trouble was a real
biessiac• to a r• : • ; ar
he told him so when he thanked him and
the dear boy who prompted the-kind civ
ility.
'lt is a way he has, and always had, sir,'
replied the 'father. 'From his cradle, he
ould never enjoy what he- could not are
ith others. If' he has any new gift or
I leastire, his first thought is for those less
It is a way he got from bis moth.
:avore.
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t--watrivnly — a --- beautifilly 'that boy
had; and it should be a warning to all boys,
and boy's mothers too, who hear of him.—
Remember this you who have horses at your
nl,
-eon trot , to-use - as convenience or pleasure:
t-is-a-p ity-to-ba ire-an-elm ty seat; --- R - e
member it mothers, when training your boys
for lives of usefulness. The little things of
to•aay 'NIL! grow into great thicgs in years
to come. The boy who is selfish with his
toys and his comforts will be so with his
n d_his_sy in pa th
the fl'
~~ ~ ~ is
aa flight of time.
• A carriage is not the only place where it
'is a pity to have an empty seat.' It is a
pity to have one in the church or
School : and there would be a less- number
so, if all the boys had the spirit pf the little
fellow of whom we have written. Say, with
him ' 'lt is easy to ask!' and then go among
the boys you know, and urge them to fill an
empty seat. You, can do more in this way
than your minister 6r your teacher can.—
Let every seat in the house of God and in
Sunday School have' a voice for you that
shall send 'you out in the highways and hedg
es to compel less favored children to come in;
and in so doing, you yourselves will receive
a blessing. The noble boy who insisted on
offering a ride to a stranger, thereby made a
new friend who will *never forget lam, and
who may return the kindness a hundred fold,
in ways be little dreams of now and better
than this he.plea — eils God, who commands us
to be-cairdul to entertain strangers, and re
minds us that many in doing eo have enter
tained angels unawares.—ExChangc.
The Secret of Long Life
One of the most sensible sayings on the
art of longevity, so far as it can be considered
attainable, was that given by an Italian in
his 116th year: Being asked the secret of
his living so long, he replied, with thatim•
pro visation for wich his countrymen are so
noted :
"When hungry, of the brat I eat,
And dry and Warm I keep my feet;
I screen my bend from sun and rain,
And let few cares prplex my brain."
A writer observes that the last line con•
tains the quintessence of the best advice that
can be given on the subject. The deadliest
foe to longevity is excitement. Elvery man
is born with a certain stock of vita:ity, which
cannot be increased, but which may be hus
banded 'or expended rapidly, as he deems
best. Within certain limits he has his choice
to live fast or-slow, to live extensively or in•
tensively, to draw his little amount of life
over a large space, or to condense it into a
narrow one ; but when his stock at length
becomes exhausted he has no more, He whoa
lives extensively, .who avoid 4 all stimulants,
takes light exercise, never overtasks himself,
indulges in no exhaustive passions, feeds his
mind and heart on no exciting material, has
no debilitating pleasures, lets nothing ruffle
his temper, keeps his 'accounts with God
and man daily squared up,' is eure, barring
accidents, to spin out his life to the longest
limit which it is possible to attain; while he
who lives intensely—who feeds on highly - -
seasoned food, whether material or mental,
fatigues his body or brain by hard labor, ex
poses himself to inflammatory diseases, seeks
continual excitement, gives loose reins to his
passions, trets at every trouble, and enjoys
little repose—is burning the candle ut both
ends, and is sure to shorten his days.
Horace Greeley says, in his 'Recollection' :
The woods are my special department,—
Whenever I can save a Saturday fur the
farm, I try to give a ,good part of it to•my
patch of forest: The axe is the healthiest
instrument that a man ever handled, and is
essentially so for habitual writers and other .
sedentary workers, whose shoulders it throws
back, expanding their chests and opening
their lunge. If every youth and man, from
fifteen to fifty years old, could wield an axe
two hours per day, dyspepsia would vanish
from the earth, and theumatisiu,bccome de
cidedly searce.• I am . a poor chopper, yet
the axe is nay doctor and delight. Its use
gives the mind just occupation enough to
prevent its falling into reverie or absorbing
trains 'of thought, while every muscle in the
body receives sufficient yet not exhausting
exercise. I 'wish all our boys would learn
to level the axe 4
Thackeray used to tell of un I . 7ish woman
beggidg.altos from him, who, when she saw
him put his hand io his pocket, cried out,
tMav the blessing of God follm you ad your
life but 'when he only pulled nut hit bnuff
bOx, iminedirely added : 'and never over
take yo.'
A Connubial Comedy.,
-- In-a well-known bearding-house ja. gitvet
land, there resided, among other boarders, a
gentleman and his wise, who had been united
in the bonds of Matrimony something over Ei
year. Of course, when the silken knot was
first tied, be was all her own; each smile
that mantled hie manly face was forler a
lone; she, of all the world, was the sole re
cipient of his many 'fond endearments, and
each tender word, • as it fell from hie lips, was
for her "only; but latterly .the wife has no
ticed that °fiver ladies of-the boase_ were re
ceiving attention from' her, liege lord, and
with her suspicions once aroused, she mag
nified every act of kindness toward another
member of the petticoat brigade as dawn
rightinfutelityiando- vinfation - ot-barstobar
- promise to 'love, honor and cherish' be ,
rrist-I—trod --- She iched h'
elThltretturiccot - lWrmt failed to dis
cover any marked infidelity, and day by day
she let the harrowing thought that he was
fake to -her prey upon: her mind. At • last,
unable to bear the burden alone, she confided
her suspicions to a lady friend, and they to
gether concocted a scheme to try the virtue
of the supposed recreant husband. An ar•
rangArriPut—w-as-made-ky vOhiuh he wiul
informed that a lady whom he knew would
be glad to meet"him privately i_n_one_of they
roothiJA the house, and there in the secret
recesses of the private department they might
revel in the joys of love} tormented not with
the presence oLany_one-save-their own-souls: -
This plan was settled upon, that the wife
she IdTl- - ' of the lad ld
amid, nowever, act tEe pan __ ant.
receive her husband's caresses unknown to
The joke was too good, however,.to keep;
the lady who was to assist in carrying out
the arrangements was oomped of eotkr/s , _e to
, e, very innocently of course, in.
formed the proposed victim, and measures
were at once taken to. not only thwart,
but punish the suspecting wife. The.night
arrived for the trial, she entered, solitary and
alone, the private room and seated herself,
waited patiently for the time to come which
should prove beyond the shadow of a doubt
the perfidy of her husband. At last the
knob was heard to turn easily, the door to
open and sbe was clasped in the arms of her
recreant one; kisses in torrents were show
ered upon her lips, and words of soft endear
ment poured into her listening ear.. Sud
denly the door opened; and there, with light
in hand, stood the husband surrounded by
numerous friends, while the wife was found
in the arms of n gentleman well known to
both parties. The poor wife was dumb
founded, tears flowed freely,. and amid pro
testations of innocence and a full confession
of t,ho plot, the husband and wife retired, the
latter avowing that she never would again
suspect or be jealous of her husband.
Mr. Colfax, just nominated by•theßepub
licans as a candidate for Vice President, is
iri — the prime and vige---of—manliood, being
now in his forty-sixth year, having been born
in the City of New York, March 23, 1823.
He received a good common school educa
tion, and afterwards added to his store of
knowledge in the "poor boys' college," the
printing office. 'He removed to South Bend,
Indiana, in 1835, and at an early age became
foreman and assistant editor, and finally edi
tor of the village paper, the Register, in which
we believe, he is still interested. •
Ilis first appearance prominently in poli
tics was as a delegate in 1843 to the Whig
National Convention, of which he was eke
ted one of the Secretaries, as he was also of
that of 1852. Ile was elected to the Thirty
Fourth Congress from the Tenth District of
Indiana, and has been re-elected to every
subsequent Congress. He has been Speaker
of the House of Bepreseutativo since the
organization of the Thirty-Eight Congress,
and has filled that important post with such
dignity and impartiality as to win the en
comiums of every one, without distinction of
party.
Ina single , province of Ceylon over three
thousand Live hundred elephants were killed
in three years by the natives for the sake of
a few shillings bounty per head. Many
thousands are annually destroyed in India•
and Africa for the sake of the ivory, the de
viand for which is so great that to supply
the manufactures of Sheffield alone reriuree
the slaughter of over twenty thousand ,cie
phants every year. The elephant is not pro
lific, its rate of increase being less than that
of any other known animal, 'aud even less
than that of man.
The race cannot, Therefore, hold ont very
much longer against such wholesale destruo•
tion, and it is ,by no weans improbable that
the child is now born who may live to ace
the last elephant.
Lrquon DarxKlbro,—The amount of liquor
consumed by the American people annually
is almost fabulous. The commissioners rip=
pointed to revise the revenue system of the
country. estimate that from 42 000,000 to
95,000,000 gallows of distilled spirits are con
sumed each year. In addition to this, about
180,000,000 gallons 'of fermented liquors,
and about 10 000 000 of imported liquors
are also drank. The amount of revenue de.
rived by the, Government from the liquor
trade amounts to nearly $48,000. The re•
tail cost of these liquors, as path by the eon
imams is estimatea to be no less than 55,-
000,000, an annual amount suffieient to pay
the whole of our national debt, in little
wore than gve years. '•
The last sensation HT .t h e ,aCCidientni; dis
covery of a.vvbi.key spring, near Nodaway,
Alissouti. 'The liquid flows_ from between
two rocks, end looks like highly: colored
,brandy, but it tastes. and smells like pure
whiskey, and has the • same intoxicating ef.
fact: The wan on whose; farm it has been
discovered car.ct6_to realis3 a fortune by
the welt..
_as~nforme
The veiled V'oealiiit . —A Loridon
Street Rornanoe----
Some years ago a mysterious paragraph
went the roudds of the press to the effeet that
'a young and beautiftd woman made her • ap
pearance every night at ten o'clock, in one ,
of the West End squares, and after a superb
vocal display she disappeared, no one knew
where or• how, exactly as the plookstruck 11.
The Sunday Times professed to give special
and excflasivil . partioula rs of this , anonymous
nightingale, as she was termed, and even
went so far as to'hint broadly that she was
a celebrated vocalist married to a penniless
lord, who took this novel mode . of enlarging
an insufficient income. Of course this piece
of family history proved to be an invention.
1 tad the good fortune to hear her on oneoc
eaaie in — lltrekte - rbo
crowd waiting itr an expectant attitude just
where a fashionable hotel is located, I inquir
ed the cause,and was told that the mysterious
vocalist, the nightingale,. was about to show
herself. As the clock struck ten, a lady
dressed in deep mourning, having the upper
trt'of her face concealed by a thick IP
oo her place in the
centre of a space purposely kept clean for
her. I decided from noticing the beautiful
• mittornsf - the mcuth and ohin, and the
finely rounded, fair throat, that ebe must be
both young and more than commonly attrac
tive. She was accompained_by_alittle_boy,
also in deep mourning, who carried an • open
ret jou I e.--With ortt - deltry7 -- tire — Ctighlt nga e
commenced a ballad and sang with such stir•
passing taste and feeling as to hold the ads.-
cellaneous crowd in mute and rapt attention.
The song was followed by several favorite
scenes from popular operas, all exhibiting - the
talentand - culture - of anaccomplished — eitialT
• -,.llectiiitBes
have. coppers—
all who could afford it gave silver. The lit
tle boy sent in his bag to the hotel, the bal.
cony of which was crowded with risitora, and
was returned, apparently heavy with pre
cious ooin. The sum total must have been
considerable, end ,, this I was informed was
the usual reward of the hour's work. When
the clock struck 11, the unknown stopped
her song, made a slight courtesy, and thread
ed her way quickly through the crowd. Her
real history, I afterward leartied, was a- piti
ful one. She was the daughter of a cele
brated teacher of music and had been edu
cated for the stage; she married against the
will of her parents, a clerk in a post-office,who
being detected in the then unpardonable sin
off or g i a g a note, was tried, convic
ted and hanged. With three little tielpleWs
infants and no means of earning a sufficient
income, the bereaved young wife adopted the
plan of making her fine voice and F e'en fie
attainments furnish the means of subsistence.
Tke,close is more hopeful. Ilex beauty,
misfortune and accomplishments attra - eied
the attention of a clergyman in one of the
eastern counties. Ha marriel her end she
disappeared forever from public view,
Frightful Death
About balf-past, five o'clock Sunda: , eve
ning aud accident of a most frightful' char
acter occurred at Gazzini's 1111, in the eighth
ward, at Pittsburg,, which resulted in the
death of a young girl under singularly sad
and painful circumstances.
It seems that Miss ,flaggie 31'Ginniss, a
ged about 16, who residea with her parents
to the locality mentioned, was sitting at the
brink of a precipicce overlooking a number
of iron mills, in company with twa other
girls, both of whom were several years young
er than herself. The hill at this point rises
to an altitude - of nearly 200 feet, and for ful
ly half the distance to the bottom it is al
most perpendicular ; then a narrow table or
shelf intervenes, passing over which the de
scent, is again perpendicular to the railroad
track below. White Miss 11.1*Ginnias was
chatting gaily with, her companions, she waS
suddenly seized with epilepsy, and in her
first struggles fell over the precipice.
A few feet from the summit her clothing
caught on a projecting rock, and for a mo
meat the unfortunate girl hung suspemled
bethreen heaven awd earth. It was ouly a
minute, however, ,for her little compamons
had scarcely uttered their first piercing
screams for assistance, when the elothirip, be
*came detached from the rock and the body
made Ita'iearful, fatal descent. Full one
fruPdrecl feet did it fall, striking as it went
ronksiand , bushes, leavittp, here and there
fragments of •clothino. and tresses of hair,
until it scabbed, with a crash, the shelf or
table mentioned, whence with a baled' the
now. lifeless, mangled corps was precipitated
to the side of the railroad track - at the Ih
tom of chi: hill.
Among those who whine and snarl about
the expeuse of keeping an army in a 'time of
profound peace,' none arc were clamorous,
or grow mine pathetic over the imperative
duty of the Government to retrench • public
expenditures than the rebels of lila ryland—
yet their . Legislature recently, appropriated
5300,006 to defray the expenses of uniforin
ing and equippinr. c' the tebd militia. Be
sides this, they have appropriated for South
ern relief,. to be disbursed through ;certain
woolen's societies, 525,000 in addition to the
$lOO,OOO appropriated last yeat, and, also,
E 5,000 to bury the rebel soldiers at Antic=
tam. No Conservative paper in that Stare
has complained of this as extravagant or un
necessary. But had• the!appropriation been
made fur the benefit of. Union peopl; dead
or living, what a howl they would have set
An' American, now in lingiand, writes
home ; 'lf you want to see poverty, travel
through the large towns of Eoglaud, and you
wit find such degradation and destitution as
will make:the blood curdle in your veins.—
It is safe to say that there -are hundreds of
thousands of people in Eogland who will not
taste meat oftener t‘tatt once a tv , s,ert during
the cowing F easu
NISLoo zwer , veer
.
Afraid 9i his. Mare.- . •
At a social recently ; a noted wag . found.-
himself, in thia Coarser of the evening, in-gen
eral conVersatioti with' a' berretta: looking
stranger.- .Pointing.out to
_him, a, gentleman
'of "'an inquiring ., thind another - of
the room, he said 'Do yda -see' that''Min
there? He has a mania` 'a verY:•unpline•
ant one, too. He is possessed with the idea
that he must bite off stiangera'••ears/niad it
has caused a dreadful, 'amount of.troublel—
I do not know whether he will show any Iff- -
the symptoms to-night, but perceiving you
area stranger, .1 deetn it my duty tOput ydu-7
on- your guard. Don't let bid approach.
very close to you.' The expression of hor
ror that spread Over the face of the nervous
man clear) proved that-he-heard the Warn
-m-g. A lit initvolent-infor - t
got .opportunity to . tell the. inquiring man •
that man . (pointhig out the warned inivid•
ual) was a physical wonder, as a roaring
noise could be distinctly heard proceeding
from bis ear by getting within eighteen in
chest of it. Our curious friend was struck
with juelt_an_urtitearti,of—ph--
itt e OEIEI d
very properly began - to work himself °lode
enough for a personal investigation. The
movement was seen by the nervous mani_and
era - t -- drops of apprehensive sweat oozed out
from his brow and trickled down his cheek.
Nearer and nearer approached the one, and
wore terribly intense grew the horror of the
other. The spice
. .
etween t
iet - strrely - lessening. he cartons man was
within an ace of the 'roaring,' when the ag
ony of the froarer 3 reached its crisis, an
clenching his fist, he landed it between the
'lookers' of .the unfortunate searcher ,after
I physical wonders, shouting at the top of his
votes L}3ite off - Diu=
-• I • 1 su the astonisfied—a-ullertee—
was very affecting.
Mrs. Greeley advises young women in a
practical way how they may-preserve their
health, and have red cheeks, without the.aid
of rouge. her words are : Too many young
girls sit moping within doors over some trivi
al and worthless bit of fancy work, when
they should be seeking vigor, elasticity and
happiness from the life-giving influence of
wood and meadow, breeze and sunshine.—
Pursue this out-door recreation, and doctors,
and their gigs in the front of your residences
will be changed to the wagons of grocers and
butchers—a cansurnination devoutly pray,
for by every poor man with a houseful! of
marriageable girls.' •
The following dialogue recently occurred
between a mistress of one of our schools and
a scholar :
'James,if you take three from fire how
many wil remain
don't know mum ?' replied the boy, bi
ting his thumb nail.
'Not know ! If five birds were singing on
a tree, and a naughty boy should fire a gun
and kill three how many will be left_r---
None, was the prompt reply.
'Why, yes, there would be some left,
wouldn't there .
'No,, there wouldu'r, 'cause the others
would fly away.'
MiatonotooY.—'wain, Is'o got a quesh um
to tell ye_
Sam —What am it, Julius ?'
.Julius.—'Sam, what am de cause ob de
clemency ob de. wedder ?'
Sam.—Gub it up.'
Julius.—‘Don't you know ? Yoti are do
ignerantest niggah f nose about heah _Do
ye see, Sambo, de clemency ob de welder is•
casioned by de cirkumdekashen ob de clouds
wat gadder in de parlegrem ob de utmosfere
ob de horryzonc, and tends to de zenus ob
de merideum ob de apex ob de fundament of;
de sky, and dare eongiurnerates into globules
ob _water_w hieb_d rop anti_io ribs de_tuud ob__
Sullivan.'
Many a man thinks it.is virtue that keeps
him from turning tr rascle, when it is a full
stomach. One should be careful and not
mistake potatoes for principles.
• A gentlennin prosented a lace collar- to the
object of his adoration, and, in a jocular way,.
said 'Do nut let any one else rntnple it.'
'No, dear,' said the lady, 'I will take it
It is . said that the number of women above
the age of 'f,vt'enty, who must remain single in
consequence of the 'disproportion of the sex
ea in England and Wales, to between 300,00 U
and 400,000,
'Who was David's grandmother ?' asked a
clergyman, of a Sunday school sch,otar. 'A
woman, sir,' replied the boys •.
Way are women extravagant is clothes
Because when they bay a new. areas they
wear it out on the tirbt way.
An ill bred rust' is said to be like ligbt
ni❑g, because be dues !JOG know bow to con
duct bitusuit.
A person can generally consume the most
of his thee by tutudiug Ltia uwu busluess.
'Take a tiek - et, sir, for the benefit, of the
Widow and 0. Phan Fend of the Spike So- :
ciety r y-a s, dou t care el() touch,
though, for the orphans; but 1 gu is strung
for the widthAvSr
Henry Ward 13'3ealer 'says : wanki .
he a pe,rpetu 11 flz , ,a hunt' it a ail° were oblk
ged• to ruu down a I latteudoes, inveraoitiesi
insinuations and tiusincionsk ) , which sere ut
tered against 111211.
An early spring—jumping out of shed at
five o'clock in the utorning.
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