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Rock on the sea-beat shore, Thyires are lulled by the breaker's roar, 'l'r-as here that first their hymns were heard, O'er the startled cry of the ocean bird; Twits hero they lived,'twas here they deed, MEDICINES, Their forms - repose - on — the - green hilPs_side,_ Put the Tree they reared in the days gone by, It lives. it lives, and nt'er shall die. ME I rE; 4030 Milts .4ELM - E" . GED u. ill. , • [ Writter I 13Y S. T. Y• --- I? iriMi S 9 Ake, &e., Go to Fourthman s JDua:l7zl). Waynesboro', May 24, 1867 J. BEAVER, DEALER IN ,Ladies, Misses, Children, Mesa and 803,15 BOOTS & SHOES, Hats, Caps, Trunks, etc. Segars, Tobacco, the very same old kind of !Zap per Snuff, Candies, Nuts. Cloves. Cinnamon, Pep per. linking Soda, Ginger, Baking Mollasaea, Shoe and Stove Blacking, Ei-sence of Coffee, Paper Col lars and Cuffs, Suvenders, Hobe, Paper, Ink and Steel pens. TUE METALIC SITOE SOLE. Soaps, tally White, II Oil, Perfumeries ,Itatv Kerosene, &c. &c. Uoverntrymt Blankets, Also Gum Blankets. Many more articles needed and rt,cd by everybody. Ileum an the north-east Corner in the Diamond, WAYNES,BORO' Citizens and persons living in the Country will find a large and well selected stock of first class goons at as low filmes as can be sold in the coun- ry. eept. 20 7867 1 - 11 t !NTS for F.l RIVIERS and others.—The Graf. 1 ton Mineral Paint Co., are now manufacturing the Best, Cheapest. and most litirable Paint in use: two coats well put on, mixed with pure Linseed Oil, will last 10 or 15 years• it is of a light brown or beautiful chocolate color, and can be changed •to green, lead, stone, drab, olive or cream, to suit the consumer. It is valuable for' Houses, Barn., Fen ces, Carriage atd Car makers, Pails,' and Wooden ware, Agricultural Implements, Canal Boats, "Ves sels, and ships' Bottoms, Canvas, Metal and shin gle Roofs, (it being Fire and Water proof), Floor Oil Cloths, (ono Manufacturer having used 5000 bbls. the past vear,) and as a paint for any purpose is unstrpassed for body, durability, elasticity, and adhesiveness. Warranted in alt cases as ammo. Bend for a circular which gives full particulars. I%one genuine unless branded in a trade mark Graf ton Mineral Paint Adresa DANIEL 11115 W ELL, 254 Pearl St. N. Nr. For sale at the Hardware store of GEISER & RHIN EH AWL', who are also agents for Bidwell's Carriage Grease. Pct, 4—Gm. LUMBER WANTED. THE subscribers ray the highest cash pr ice for Lumber, to bo delivered this season', - anti will also want a large lot 6.r next season. Sept. 6-tf, UE1SOlt,P1111;k1 & CO E largest assortment of CA K ET S in town at the store ut Anagrams, Beggater & Co, pRIME N. 0. Molasses-at the more of .AIIBVCREIGN. UKIIM,DICS & BALES Seamless Brain Bags in store and 1V far sale cheap by WALKBR.IVfi.I dr. Co p Itogerstoten. IDIU lICD 1141', .14411,5cr.m; cliamberstbtiig - , Ps,is a sure sign tbat,l'it are near the 'Uttettfo and Fastionabieliat emporium of • ' DECIISRT, • WAYNESBORO',_ FRANKLIN COUNTY', PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY MORNING, MARCH 20 , 1868. Oh the firm old Rock, the wave-worn rock, That braved the blast and-the billow's shock i __ It was beim with Time on a barren shore, And it laughed with 'scorn at the ocean's roar; "Fyne here that first the Pilgrim band, Came weary up the foaming Wand, And the Tree they reared in the days gone by, It lives, it lives, it lives and ne'er shall die. --- [Written for the VILLAGE' RECORD.] EITYLIN; THZ-T-R-U-E-11 RT OP WOMAN" 'Erglin, hag your love really decreased ? or - does my erring fancy teach me' to fear that you have repented of our eogagement ?' 'Clinton, I am indeed surprised, and quite sorry to hear you address me thus : certain. iy my love has not at all decreased - ; and I have never had cause to regret my engage ment to you. What can have caused you thus to eloubt me? Have I not always proved true to you? and have not my actions always proclaimed my untiring love in accents not to be mista. ken ? Perhaps you have found cause to re eret having engage l d yourself to me , ' added Evylino as she looked reproachfully at her presumptuous lover. 'Dearest Evyline, beg you to pardon me for speaking as I did; certainly I know that your love has never changed; and 1. hardly know why I was thus tempted to doubt your constancy. I have never regretted our engagement and if you will pardon me this time I will never doubt you again.' Of course I will willing ly pardon you, after promising never to do so again ; it is more than likely that I said or done . something,, unintent i onally, which gave you some ground for suspicion ; be that as it may, I heartily forgive you and will not Milk of your error again.' Thank you, darling Evylie, I will never doubt your truth again ; end, as in the past, 1 will ever love you with all my• heart; and endeavor to prove myself worthy of such a noble lady.' do not doubt it, Clinton, and ray love shalt be constant ae the changeless Sun who jour neys daily through the skies without ever Lring; I have placed all confidence in you, nod notbing, shall serve to change my true heart ; or steal my love from you.' 'You are a noble lady and will never for get your promises; but I must be going : Adieu, my darling, I will he with you anon.' 'Good bye Clinton dear, I hope to see you soon,' and Cliuten hurried from the room._ C:inten Edwards was a tall well-formed young man of twenty-two, with . dark hair and eyes, and One personal appearance. He was• the son of parents who were in limited eircuna• stances, yet they were, respectable, and Clin ton possessed many good traits, which were means of gathering around him - many friends. Evylin Sanford TV's the only daugh ter of Thomas Sanford, a wealthy merchant in New York city She was nineteen years old, with black eye., and corAeponding hair which fell in beautiful tresses on her snowy neck. Evylin posseesed a slender, graceful form, was pretty and accomplished, and was loved by all who knew her 1 31arie,' began Mr. Sanford addressing his wife, as the two sat in their parlor engaged in conversation, 'what do you think of the impertinent Clin• ton Edwards asking our daughter's hand in marriage.' I am quite indignant at his proposition,' answered Mrs Sanford, and ho shall never marry her if I can prevent it.'— You are right Marie, and I will uphold you in your opposition to such an unequal, and— I may say, disgraceful match. lle ! a poor clerk, trying to persuade into marriage our daughter, who is far too good for him :' he shall never have her,' a lad Thomas Sanford in apparent anger. 'glut Thomas, are you not aware that Evylin is in love with him, and will heist upon marrying him notwith standing our reasonable opposition ? don't think she cares touch for him, and I am sat isfied that if I once speak to heron the sub ject, she will soon forget her, foolish love for him; and Seek a husband among-her equals.' atri - afraid you will find her sterner than you expect; 1 overheard a short conversa tion between them a day or two ago Whieh servos to confirm that their love is not so shallow as might be supposed ; hoWever, do What you can and I hope you may succeed in breaking thernateh,' added Mrs. Sanford in apparent satisfaction. 'l3y Heaven ! he shall putt erayee.in, the: hooso agairi,"'replied M if lie' ever speaks to her again fenny *knowledge, it may not be so well for him,' added Thomas San. fareirtio anger. , 'Be ,calm, dear, do net lot your•paasioneFereome you—bUt here comes Evylin now, sad you might as well speak to her on the subjee', exclaimed 3larie Sanford • ..a.113. Xi:Liles la •323 rt Famiip MkT vorssizostro or. as she took her departure from the room. 'Evylin, are you engaged to ,Clinton Ed wards ?' asked MI. Sanford angrily as she entered the room; Evylin-was quite over come by the sharp tenor of her father's ques tion, and she stood for a moment not know ing bow to answer. 'Yes father,' answered Evyliu at length, am ngaged to him, and Ido not mean to mare any other but him' 'Ungrateful, ervers child that you are, _thus to•disreg d t wishes of your parents! are - you not ashamed of year conduct?' Fa ther, I have always been ruled and controll ed by you in every transaction; but mar, riage is a matter which cannot be properly decided by any other than the parties eon• cerned -; upon my choice depends my future happiness or misery, and I do not consider the opposition of prejudiced parents a suffi cient reason why two loving hearts should be separated ; f have promised to remain true to him, and nothing could induce mo to be false to one who so well merits my love as he; besides, 4 no one living could fill his place in my heart, and if I am not permitted to marry him, no one else shall ever have the pleasure of calling me wife.' 'fie is but an insignifi cant creature, devoid of, the means which could only entitle him to the name of gentle wan.' 'Father, it is true that Clinton is poor, but that is by no means a reason 'why he should ,be disregarded; and, although he is wit out means, - 1. consider hiM as much of a gentleman as any rich man is; and further, _ .. . tin Hastier to me, I consider him equal if not superior.' 'Evy lin, have done with your impertinence; you shall never wed Clinton Edwards, and from henceforth I forbid you keeping his compa _ny, and-should I ever Bud_y_ou conversing with him again, you shall both suffer the penalty of your disobedience ; there now, un grateful daughter, remember what I haVb i-said-,=-tis-no-use-to speak-to-you-howe_v-er,_ '-and-Thornas Sanford - walked out of the room in anger. Evylin left to - reflect upon her misfortune, sank into a chair and and wept - bitterly,-sobbing-as-if-her-gentle_heart would break under weight of grief. She had re ined there but a short time when the door bell rung, and a young lady was ushered in •to Evylin's presence. 'How do you do Em ily 7' asked Evylin' somewhat composed as the visitor entered. 'I am quite well Evy. lin ; but what ails you ? you have been cry , iug, have you not ?"Be seated Emily, and when I return I will tell you what troubles me,' answered - Evylin as ehe left--the room. Emily Rivers a lovely girl of nineteen, with dark flowing hair, black eyes, and a graceful form, was the daughter of George Rivers, who lived elegantly in the metropolis, not far from •the home of Evylin. The two fam ilies were quite intimate, and Evylia and Emily were particular friends and confidants; indeed, nothing of' the least importance oc curred in the career of the one, but the oth er was acquainted with all the circumstances connected therewith; consequently, of course Etni ly was perfectly acquainted with Evy lin's matters of love. VI-That would you do under the circumstances ?' asked Evylin of her friend after she had told her what had occurred. would remain true to him by all zneans,'answered Emily emphatically.— `I will do so Emily, and I will marry him though it be at the petit' of my life ; I do not believe in parents making matches which concern the happiness, or woe of others „be sides they have no other reuses to reject him, except that he is not rich, which I think is by fur not a sufficient reason why we who love so fondly should- We severed. Id 3 not hesitate to say that Clinton is a noble gen tleman, and he only will I marry, or, being prevented I. will never marry.' Evylin, you aro decidedly right, and you speak like a true hearted woman would._ I join with you in commending Clinton, for I know bite to be a most excellent young man, and no one could bo more wormy of such a noble lady as you ; and, remember Evylin, I am your friend in this matter the same as ever before; and, althoup,h 1 lose the good will of your. parents-and -other friends who oppose_ the movement, that is no reason why I should prove false to you; therefore remember that in me you have a constant friend whom you never need fear to trust.' I do not doubt it Emily, and I know you too well to ever distrust you; I love you as a dear friend, and I would not hesirato to disclose to you the most important Deere of my heart. But you are not going'' asked Evylin, as Emily, arose to depart. Yes Evylin, I'protnieed to be home until half past eight, and 'tis nearly that now,' added Emily glancing at her watch `Good bye Evylin, and SUCCOPS• in your a. moors.' Good bye, and my thanks,' replied Evylin as Emily emerged into the street and walked gaily toward her home several erratum) distant. Evylin sat down to think a few moments but wits soon roused by a ring of the door bell, and guessing that it was Clin ton she hurried to the door and opening it 'she found her lover waiting for admittance. 'Oh Clinton exclaimed Evylin in great tear, 'my father has forbidden me to speak to you, and I must—unwiilingly—for the safety of us both, entreat you to hurry away ere he find us together,' and the tears flawed down her rcely cheeks. ' Clinton clasped her to his heart and kissed her fondly. and, in the testacy of their lov ing embrace, the fond lovers for a 'mernent forgot their danger 'Clinton, wo must not remain here,' exclaimed ilvylin at length, 'Come., I will go with you to the arbor, un der whose friendly covering we may remain together unobserved a short time ;' end the persistent lovers noislessly adjourned to the p'easant arbor to spud a few happy moutent4 in loving corverse whilst the 'pale queen of night' looked smilingly down upon their in nocent love. The two lovers unseen by any earthly eye, remained there about fifteen inmates - and so passing sweet was this period to them both that they could hardly realii3 that 'they 'had Veen there so long, °Natoli, much as I would have you stay, I must entreat you for our safety to depart, lON if my father finds us here the eonsequenoe_will be such as we may regret for time to aome."Yes; dearest Evylitr, I had not intended- to remain here so long, and I will now quickly retire and a wait a happy opportunity of seeing you. again ; and darling there will be a time when we shall meet to part no more on earth, and then opposing parents will not forbid our mutual love, nor mar the little happiness which we find on earth" 'Heaven grant it so; and Clinton, do not forget,. I. will -be true to you although I die; but •we forget ourselves, we must away,' and Clinton pressed a kiss upon her lips and took his departure leaving Evylin watching his exit until he disappeared around a corner and was lost to to her admiring gaie. 'Thus,' soliloquised Evylin as she returned slowly toward the house, hasten his, departure whom I would have retrain with" me; and urge from my' presence that which produces my greatest happiness : Oh ! there's not a pleasure here but is mingled with sorrow—there's nothing sweet but is alloyed with bitterness,' and Evylin having retired to her own chamber, sat down to thiuk over her misfortunes, after which, in all the beauty of pure religion she knelt down and uttered a prayer of tender sweetness,—suoh as innocent maidens are wont to breathe upon the heavenly at mosphere like sweetest increase, and com m endin g - h er - lever-to—th e—vigilance—ef—t he- Blessed Virgin, she was soon lost in fair dreamland. 'ou are my prhiffi - : - ler sir,' exclaimed — a stout policeman, as he tapped Clinton Ed wards on the shoulder, on Broadway, a few days after his last meeting with Evylin in her father'S yard. 'Ah 1 very well then,' answered - Cliraton coollT, -4 1 - do - not - icsow-that- I have done anything wrong, however, at your service,' and the tw3 walked away as _eaceabl _a,_eould be ex ected in that orowd- e — d city. A robbery had - been - committed—in- Philadelphia, and Clinton, so nearly arswer ing the description of one of the guilty party, he was thus arrested on suspicion of being implicated in the crime. Clinton soon -after his arrest dropped Evylin a note, explaining to her his unpleasant situation, assuring her that he would soon be freed from the unjust suspicion which rested on him, and his character vindicated. What now would Evylin think of her lover in whom she re posed so much confidence ? Would she be so easily led to distrust him ? It is true that he had been out of employment for several weeks; and that be had been in Philadelphia, a few days since, but did these facts afford her sufficient reason to doubt him now and and believe him guilty? Would her inno cent confiding, woman's heart so readily be led to distrust him ? We shall see. 'I am happy tossee you 'exclaimed Emily Rivers as Evylin entered the apartment where she was setting all alone. thank you Emily,' answered Evylin as she brushed away a starting tear, 'I have only sad news to tell you; it seems thitt everything is averse to me of late.' I sympathise with you as a true friend : but what has now occurred to mar your happiness ? 'Clinton has been arrested on suspicion of being implicated in a robbery which was effected in Philadel phia a few days ago.' 'ls it possible! hut are you certain that you were not misinformed !' asked Emily in .surprise 'Hero is a note in his own autograph which I received only a few moments before I left home, answered Evylin, handing her the note. 'But yeti do not think ho is guilty, do you ?' asked Emily after reading the now. might distrust the constant sun, and fear she'd once' forget to rise, but Clinton has the confidence of a true heart which grim re ality itself could scarcely obliterate, so far am I from being led by mere suspicions,' you speak like a true woman, and I love you the more for your ,unwavering confidence do not fear a Evylin, rev days will serve to rid your Clinton of all suspicion which now rests upon him and prove his innocence to the most suspecting.' 'I do riot doubt if in the_ least: but I must be 'going added Evjliiias she looked at her watch; and kindly taking leave of her friend, she was on her way home. Thomas Sanford still cherished ~his prejudice against Clinton, and did not per mit him to speak to Evylin, but often when ho little dreamed of it the two would be in conference together whenever kind, fortune sfforded them an opportunity. As Emily had predicted, Clinton was soon freed by impartial justice from , the suspicion which had rested on him sad his good character fully vindicated, Time rolled on end finally Evylin determined to leave her fortunes, friends, and home with all the comforts of the same and ,ianite herself 'hand and heart,' to the person of her choice—to share alike his joys and griefs—and:etubrace her destiny at the hands of fortune in the holy state , of matrimony. Clinton had accepted a situation in Chicago as first class book-keeper in which capacity he was to realize a large eatery; he and Evylin had fully settled upon their plans respecting their intended marriage—the sum and substance of which was that. if her parents did not relinquish their opposition, and consent to their union, their marriage would take place at such time and •pinee , as would afford them no possibility of preventing it- 'They had concluded to defer the roarlinge only two menthe, during which period Clin ton intended to MI his new situation in the egunting room of no csteansive tuereontile house in the city named. Two riie - Utto being past, Clinton Willi to return, and tle marriage was to take place, whether with or without the consent of the parents. Having thus decided, Clinton b: de his Evylin farewell and entered upon his new duties. .0f course he was not allowed to write to Evylin and therefore his letters 'Were . alwase Rent to Rivers - who ' was acquainted- with' the whole drift. ' , ''3larie; do )ou think, hiyyliri hast'finTotten her love for Clinton Edwattls ?' asketiThomas•Sartford of his wife, a ft w . days after Ctiuton's departure. '..l.edved Mi. Sanford, I think• that eci far from having forgotten her love, -she is -as earnest Ind constant in her devotion to him as ever; and, I do net think that she Will over Marry_ if she does not marry .r understand that he bal arisen to an honorable situation in Chicago; some -persons speak very well of him, but he is quite lowly in his birth, and Ido not consider' him an equal to Evylin. I will not consent to their noton under any circumstance ' have no doubt that he is quite a noble young man, and I relir that Evytiti willinver be satisfied irshe does not marry him; however, that is no reason why her marriage should be dishonorable. I leave the matter in your hands, dispose of it a■ you think bce', bad of Course I- will find no fault : Whenever you think him good enough for her, I will not oppose their mar - , 'ily mind will have to change considera ble before I will consent to it,' replied Thom- as Sanford as the two left the room. Two months had passed, and, according to the project Clinton had retnrcred to 3 ' New York for his intended bride. The -devoted couple were both anxious to obtain the cco sent of their parents, end therefore had Clinton concluded to speak to Mr. Sanford once more on the subject, and if refused, the hiving couple were ready-to take their flight at the first opportunity. Mr. Sanford had entice, `v .lin's constanc , and nothwith• standing hie bitter opposition to the propos red marriage le could not but admire . her devotionand—the—eareful—obrerver—would readily suppers that the strong commeson. tion in which his friends often spoke to bim of Clinton, had conquered hie predjudic^, at least to some extent. 'Mr. Sanford,' began Clinton Edwards bowing politely_as_he_en tered into the presence of the former, 'a fa t—• Ilted b- =I • b, vor twice as_ iy one so proud as I, is ..y no means of minor importance, and in this act-my-second visit isj - ustified ----- With—all the respect dae to a gentleman of your high standing, I request at your pleasure, the hand of your daughter in marriage; assuring you that if-this most proper and natural request is refused, our marriage will take place when you are ant present to prevent it.' Conquer ed by the courag e and determination of the ardent lover, 14r. Sanford's.predjudiee was at once blasted and turned to admiration,- and, taking Clinton kindly Sy the hand he assured him that he would no longer oppose the proposed union. It only remains to be said that a happy marriage was solemnized at the house of Thomas Sanford soon after the latter inter view, and never were twogreater friends than were Thomas Sanford and his datitul sop in= law. No Business. First of all, a choice of business should be made, and made early, with a wise reference to capacity and taste. Then the youth should be educated for it, and as much as possible in it, and when this is done it should be pursued with an industry, energy, and enthusiasm *birth will warrant success. A mann s or woman with no business,' nothing to no, an absolute pest to society. They are' thieves, stealing that which - is not their, beggars, eating that which they have not enined:drones, wasting the fruits of others industry, leeches, sucking the blood of others evil duets, setting an example of idleness and dishonest living, hypocrites, shining in stolen and false colors, vampires, eatiof out the life of the community. Frown upon them, 0 youth-! Learn in your bean to des pise their course of life. Many of our most interesting youth waste a great portion of their early Mein fruitless endeavors at nothing. They have no trade, no profassion, no object before them, nothing to do, and yet have .a west desire to do something worthy of themselves. They try this and that and the other, offer themselves to do anything and everything, and yet know how to do nothing, Educate_themselves they can nor, for they know not what they should 10 it for. They waste their time, energies, and little earnings in endless changes and wanderings. They have not the stimulus of a fixed nhject to fasten their attention and awaken their energies, not a know.n prize to win. They wish for good things, hut have no way to attain them; desire. to ho useful, but little means for lining so. They • lay plans, invent schemes, form theories, build cast/es, but never stop to execute and realize them. Poor creatures! All :hat ails them is the want of au object—u siv : //e ob ject. They look at. a hundred, and tree. nothing. If they -shoed look steadily at one, they would see it distinctly. They grasp at run dom for a brzedred things, and catch noth ing. It is like shooting among a . scattered fl-ick of pigeons; the chances are doubtful:-- This will' never do—no, never. Success, re speetabiliry, and happiness ate found in a permanent business An early choice of some business, devotion to it, and prepara tion for it should be made by every youth . Rev. G. 8. Wouner. The ladies Lave, for the past ei4h teen cen turies, enjo3ed special privi'edges lcup-year. In an ancient davit) law, it is en acted : , Albt it, as often R-9 !tape "year doth occur, the woman holdetli prerogative over the menne in matter of courtmhire, Jove and niatrimone; so that when the — Lrain propose th it sball not te lawful for mcnne to savt o her nue,blit Shall receive her propo s a l in ail good courtisie.' A man who had purchased a pair of new show, finding_ the road to be a rather - rou;;b one, decided on , putting his shoes under hie arm, and walking horn♦ barefoot. After a while he stumped his great toe, taking the. nail off as clean ae a whistle 'll ow•lucky r he exclaimed--'what. tre mendous that wauNi lixre beer! kr 11 eve .a 1 2 .0.11` Year Anecdote of Sherman. Wleti General Sherman Wee - at Atlanta, preparing for his famous "marsh to the sea," en order was promulgated- directing all civil, inns to leave Atlanta (North and Soutby within twelve days. The day'Of its issue a gentleman entered Sherman's office, and In quired for the General. The latter, mower ed very promptly, era General Sherman.' The colloquy was very nearly as follows : Citizen—General, lam a Northern man, from the State of Connecticut, have been liv- - log at Atlanta for nearly seven years; have= accumulated considerable property here, and as I see that you have ordered all citizens to, leave within twelve days, I came to see if you would make an exception in my case.— I fear, if I leave, my property will be de- - etroyed. Geo. Sherman—What kind of property do you own, sir ? Perhaps I will make an exception in pont ease, sir. Citizen—l own a block of stores, three dwellings, a plantation two miles out of town and a foundry. Geo. Sherman—Foundry, eh! what have you been doing with your foundry ? Citizen—Have been making castings. - Gen Sherman—What kind of castings? Shot and shell, and all that kind of thing ? Citizen—Yes, sir , I have made some s hot and shell. Geo. Sherman—You have been making a totnidi Tih - ell - ttFdestroy you? And you still claim favor on account _otire - hig:ultottlorrrumn-t ar • - :k•- 00, 1711,_.1. M ill make an exception in your case; you shall go South to-morrow morning at sunrise.— Adjutant, see that this order is carried out. Orderly show this man the door. Citizen—But, General, can't I go North? Gen. Sherman—No, — Sif, -- you r-class-their-airead —Sayings-of-Josh-Billings. Honesty ulakes reputation, and honor pie serves it. The only way-to, make mankind happy is to make them better. If fools would be content to act natural they would not be noticed. 1 like them kind of boys who are always trying to lift half a ton. Mankind don't want much exouse fur pitching into the unfortunate. Looking-glaeses won't lie, but they tell some awful plain truths now and then. How many people there are in this world whose characters are anonymous. No man is fit to live in ,solitude unless ho is as pure tis — the things which surround him. Let the world understand that you ean be spit upon, and you are a spit•box for life. A dog is the only dependent that II know , of upon venom you can always rely as a true friend. Friendship is like pickled meats, to keep it sweet, the brine wants to-be changed once in a while. My ideal of a delightful woman is, one who seems to lovo everyb)dy, but in Taos only loves her husband. If you are going to help a man, be lively about it, promised assistance after a while is considered a debt. Adam probably was never more tinkled than when be discovered Eve, which shows how unnatural solitude is. Don't ever predict much, for if yen get it right nobody will forget it. There is no one so certain of always feellog good as he whose vanity always supplies his hopper with grist. THE WIFE.—It needs no guilt to break a husband's neart. The absener. of content, the muttering of 'spleen, the untidy dress and cheerless home, the forbidding scowl and deserted hearth—these' and other nameless neglectt-, without a crime among them, have _harrowed to the quick the heart'd core of many a man,-and planted there, beyond the reach of cure, the germ of dark despair.— Oh ! may woman, before the sight arrives, dwell en the recollections of her youth, and, cherishing the dear idea of that tuneful time -awake and keep alt•ve the promises she so _kindly gave. And though she may be the injured, nett the injuring one; the forgotten, not, thefor- I geiful wife, a happy allusion to the peace fulfore, a kindly welcome to a comfortable home; a.kiss of peace to pardon all the past, and the hardest heart that was ever locked in the breast of selfi h man, - will soften to her charms, and bid her life, 'as She had hoped, her years in matchless bliss, loved, loving and content—the soother of the sor rowing, the source of eon,f,rt and the spring of jny, A funny case came before a Justice in Milwankie the other day. A young woman who had accepted the attentions and civilities cf a young gentleman for 'acme time, at length was married to somebody else, where upon the deceived individual sued for a. bill $204,25, the amount he paid in her behalf in taking her to concerts, operas, picnics, rides and ice c-cron naloonn. As an offmt he credited her with sundry kisses valued at . $l6 67i, and nem tuned photograp> cud' a ring, making" in al: a total, of e 31.75. He recovered the bid, the Judge allow e d the plaintiff the kisses &till's own valuation, stn English lawyar'has forsaken tFe ';. , ,own and bar, to invent and perfect a flying ma. chine. Ile propnacs to 'convoy pasaengers through the air by it with bird, or, flying Steam &tea with wings flapped by 'the mina of Pleat]) ' A' paitta hat; bean 'a ken out for this a •ntrivsoco,but the machine .i*Aet yet ready te:be put in 'operation.. • ‘roa Iciok: said an Irishman to a Pale, I:aggird sruAdr, gay if you bad got 'out 'of your grave !o liaht your cigar, and. conltia't ca. w a y 4,3 k., NUMBER .37 oo many o