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J. BKAVE It 9
• DEALER IN
Ladies, Misses, Children, Mete and Boys
•
BOOTS & SHOES,
,Hats, Caps, Trunks, etc.
Sams. Tobacco, the very same old kind of Ttnp..
pee Snuff, Unndies, Nuts, Cloves. Nritiatoon, Pep
per. Basing e.tidn, Ginger, 'taking Nlollo-es, :Shoe
•ral htove Blacking, ro-nenco of Colll.o, P,.per Col
lars vnd Culta, eluvenders, ilore, Paper, Ink and
Ilifeel pens
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'I'HI. METALIC SIIOE SOLE
Soaps, faffy Whitt+, flair t ii, Perfumeries, Mutt:hes,
Kerosene, fko &c. Governm.mt Ltlatikets. Aka
Initik - ele. - Mai.y Wore saleeirreTsded and
ti,c , l by everybody
Room on the north-east Corner in the Diamond,
WAYNEti BO Ito'.
Citizens and persons living in the Country will
and a large and well selected h toe k 01 first class
;onus at as low &preens can be sold in the cyan
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Sept. 20 1867.
PlN'Fbi for FA BM ERS and others.—The Graf.
ton Mineral Pamt Co., are now rminufactuting
the Best, Cheapest, and tnoet Durable Paint in use;
two coats well put on, mixed with pure Lioseed
Oil, will bat 10 or 15 yents• it is of a light brown or
beautiful chocolate color, and can be thatigtd to
green, lead, atone. drab, olive or cream, to Butt the
consumer. It is valuable for Houses, Barna, eli
tes, Carriage at d Car makers, Pails, and Wonelen-
Ware, Agrieultural Implements. Canal floats, Ves
eels, anti Ships' Bottoms, Canvas, Metal nod :quit
'le Roofs, (it being t' ire and Water proof), Floor
Oil Cloths, (one Manufacturer hiving used Fi(tat
bbls. the part vear,) and as a paint for any purpose
is unsurp owed - for body, durability, elasticity, and
adhesive nese. Warranted in all cases as native.
Send for a circular which gives full partacuiars.
?one genuine unless branded in a trade mark Graf
ton Mineral Paint Adress
DANIEL BIDW ELIA. 264 Pearl St. N. Y,
For sale at the Hardwire store of GEIsEIt &
RII IN E H ART, who are also agents for Bidwell's
Carriage Grease. •
Oct, 4-6 m.
LUMBER WANTED.
THE subscribers will pay the hilzhest cash price
for Istiniber, to be delivered this season, and
will also want a large lot for next season. l
He I 6-tf, EISEN, PHttJI & COG
rillik; largest assoltment of CAIt I' T ie
.1, trap at the store 4
Amnesties, DRUMM & Co
RIME N.'o. Molasses at the store of
.sunegans. BICIUDIOT & 0-.
rOBALE% Seamless Grain Bap in mere are
fur sale cheap by
WALKER. \ILI at Co
TIM RED HAI: Main street, Chambershurg,
) Ps, is a sure sign that y . O aro near the Champ
sod Fooldombi Hoe llooportam of
DECRIER?,
Hapistewn.
WAYNESBORO, FRANKLIN COVNTI, PENNSYLVANIA, FRIDAY HORNING, MARC/I 13 , 1868.
QOF~'l'~=a.AL.
1 THINK OF VIES
think of thee at evening's calm,
And in night's soul-voiced hour,
When all around is softly huaL'd,
As by a spell of power;
When gleams of childhpod's joyous days.
Come thronging round my heart;
And drenms of love and hope are there
That will not stx depart.
I think of thee et morn, end 'midst
The world's bewildering throng;
Where plutoure woken her every wile,
And hope her Byrum song;
And de'eming thi u welt still the some
As once thuu wen to me, •
My heart• from mirth's cold mockery
Bruiting turns to tlkee
Oh ! every word or kindly look
Thou e'er to me halt given,
Is n my heart's "unvarying page"
A a 'twere with diamonds graven.
• nut 1B OU ART Cite NO RIA the flowers of Hope
plea k_w
Atcd earth has but one j.ty for me—
FASIIION ON TIIE BRIIN.
It seems to me the women now
bru,s up must
In titan w eAbtx and little hoops
Bow tunny they •ppeor !
Th. it hair thiy Ira in fancy shapes,
latAgi lauglkd again,
To see !Jew queer the women look
W ith chign or, on the bruin- '
Last night I met a little miss
Rigged up in wonirous sty to,
She had a little bunnet on
That really matte inf. smile.
'Twits smaller than a c...bbage leaf
Dried up ter want of ran
Bow very queer the women look
With bonnets on the brain.
Oh, well, this is a curious world,
False teeth, false calve s, and, oh!
They speak of polpiiators, but —.
The tiuth I do hot know;
But let them weer whale et they will,
Remonstrance is in vain,
And they are rally charming with
The fashion ort-ch-whrtnn.
MI SS CIM IJOLL.A.IOT .
Wonderful
The Bucyrus Jortiiini states that during
the great snow, A lad near that place, sent
out tirthe potato wuuud to get potatoes:
aftei clearing away the irnow and breaking
into the monad, he found a kind of a nest
in the straw, in which was a compact ball
of what he took to be a large bull of string,
such as our women use; he brought this to
with the potatoes and laid it on the buy 8
(1111l1:0 near the stove. Alia mother just
then sent him tiff to a neighbor and con
toiled about hut work. tie was gone about
au hour, aim when he retitrued, upon look
ing for his ball, he loud it had resolved it
s:III tutu a ime of squirming young' . suakes,
wavy of which were seeking the warmth of
the inlimes body, auu one had actually 'en
tered its mouth. A cry of alarm troth the
buy attracted the attention of the mother
toward the cradle, and, set,zing the child,
she sought to extlicate the reptile, but she
wits too lute, and it actually drew itself with
in the babe's 1.11011111_81.111- -t-101111 - 1 - 18 - 111roat
Dr ; 10 - g lialf - was sent tor, but he recognized
the snake as being the common s mop
tiro of Audubon, and therefore perfectly
harmless. the declined worrying the baby
with medicine, and the child seems unhurt
'by its singular, accident The mother de.
(Mires, however, that irs appetite is much
increased, and that in 118 sleep it frequently
hiss3s loudly We believe this is much in
imagination, as that species of serpent or
snake dues not bias.
A WORD TO YOUNG MEN.—My friend,
did you ever know, can you call to mind a
single instance; of a person who, having his
own to make in the world, spend his tune in
the streets, in billiard saloons, around hotels,
or in any form
. of die,ipatioc, to succeed in
a great degree in any enterprise Look o:
ver your list of friends and negiiiiintancom,
and note their course. D.. you not find on
examination that those who to-day are men
of influence and honor were the youth who
made the most of valuable time, turning it
to good account; and, on the other baud,
don't you find that those who stood at the
corners, with a cigar or pipe in hie mouth,
went from had to worse, and finally to tutu ?
Sadly must the auswor be wade—oh, that it
were nut so—they have failed 1 Will you
not profit by the experience of ()there? Go
not that way. Never be idln. Every mo
ment of
. your•time is a golden one; uom it as
such. improve the mind.
_Fix put - eyes
upon some noblo stitijOot. Be won. The
call is fir men. Will you not be one of alai
number who can say, '1 sun a man r
A Inerahant on his loath bed sent for a
Free Church clergyman. Having some fears
regarding his future prospect, Ile abkod the
reverend gentleman 'Do you thiok if I were
to leave £lO,OOO to the Free Kirk that my
soul woulu be saved ?' Well,' answered the
cautious minister, 'I couldn't just 'promise
you that, bat ink the experiumat worth
trying.'
Ilactapeza cterit Family NiervOkstoeit,t,eiz.
IMPEACHMENT IS PEACE
• Impeachment has gone beyond newspaper
discussion. Nothing we may say can have
any influence on the decision, for that de-,
vision rests with grave and impartial judges,
who will decide according to the law and ev
idence. Although impeachment is an ad
journed question, it is new to the people.—
They mutably understand it. It has been
hovering over them like a 'bad, revolting
star,' with evil omen, and forebodings of DR=
tional calamity. It into d ispel . these feel
ings, and endeavor in a small way to.edueate
the people to the proper appreciation of the
solemn duty that we continue to discuss a
question that now rests with the high court
of the nation.
Impeachment is peace. The thousand ru
more of war are of no wore consequence than
the snow flakes which darken the air. We
shall have no fighting. Here in New-York,
some dour Five Points denizens, deep iu
their cups, and fresh from the last prize
'fight, are threateuing to go to Washington
and assist the President in dispersing Con
'teas We have uettain heroes of toe JU-
S •
ly note -
the murderers - rot-fug-,itiv-e—negrees r
and the burners of 'orphan assylunis-'-whu
would'be delighted, to aid the President iu
sacking the Sub •Ireasury. We liaio_se_en_
no one really animus to fight but Mr. Brooks,
and no one really expecting a fight but \lr.
Raymond. The Wail st. people are quick
to scent trouble ltloney is the first influ
ence to feel a panto. 'Yet WT11174. main
tains surprising equanimity. Amid the ag
itation of_the_last-hve_tt'apTiiord=h - a - tzFin - ertny
ranged from 140 to 143. Thu danger of
war, therefore. has the mercantile vane of
three per cent This, is• the feeling among
the moneyed elleises. 1.1 the were at liberty
to print ar.surauces which have coine.to the
of this paper, it would be seen that
the Wealthitsti the must -eonseivative, the
must timid ii our cIIiZ•.:GS ate strenuously to
la - our - el — i - urpeannut. Men who control
millions, Hod whose inteieste are widely
spread over land and sea, unite with u.' in
the prayer that Congress may speedily give
ua peace, by removing an unfaithful Presi
dent.
Impeachment is reeonstruction. A large
part of the Union is in a condition of anarchy
and unrest. The plow restsia the furrow—
the hummer rusts_un the anvil—loyal men
steal thinagh highways and forests, like
thieves in the night—Rebels triumphantly
defy the law There is no safety in the
South. uu security of property, no assurance
of personal liberty There is nothing active
but the sheriff cud the !How's% marshal
Lands are shrinking in value. The owners
have no many to cultivate them, and peo
ple who have money, and who would gladly
go into the South, and make its dreary and
forsaken fiekis to blossom like the roie du
not care to accept the enmity that awaits
thetn,social ositamstn, military law, the sharp
arid quick rifle-shot of au ambushed runnier
er. No-one cares to he a party to another
Memphis and New Or.eans massacre, e.pto•
hilly when be finds assassination applauded
by-the President. The South wants money,
men, order,
_reconstruetiou. Thus far she
bus been the victim of Presidential caprice
and tit restless demagogism 'r ake'Alubauni,'
for instance But for ,31r. Johnson, Ala
nawu would now be in the Union, side by
sine with Main and Illtuois, with loyal men
to thee, the wheels of government moving
smoothly, the coutts in session, and every
incentive to capital and tudustty. Yet now
by the direct and" persistent interfestratise of
the President, Alabama verges upon unar•
city. the Liebel looks to the Ptentdent fur
help,.autl wars upon the loyalist; the loyal•
ist resists the interference, and lean upuu
Uongiess. The struggle of war its continued
in peace—the strife of the bullet is succee
ded by the atrile of the, bailor. Impeach
ment will end this. The Rebel will see that
nothing is left but obedience, the States will
ITT/Tbrought back to the Union;and loyal men
will be confiitned in their sights by the pow
er of the United States,
Impencleme nt merins . the triumph of Repul)-
'icas, inBtituttons Our Itepumicati govern
ment has stood mbuy eine! testa. It has
sustained Slavery and destroyed Slavery; it
has warred upon foreign governments, and
suppressed domestic insurrectlou, it has
passed throm e ili the mightiest war of modern
times, and survived a social revolution, 'it
has answered every form of govotuweut, and
now it proposes to depose al tieacherous
Chief Magistrate- France removed her
tyruuts by a bloody and maddening revolu
tion only to see uew•born.llberty torn from
her ewbnace, and stifled by the gaudy mid
dazzling despotism of au empire. England
only succeeded an destroying the. tyranny of
the Stuarts by revolution which brought
with thane wars, and social tumuli'', mud
rebellious repeated by three generations.—
Mexico,,has seen twenty revolutions uud
enervating wars, commerce destroyed, in
dus y paralyzed,—traitors iu cou null,
thieves in office,—bauditti on the lligh•way
and, finally, a foreign army on her shores, a
foreign prince io her palace, her noblest bons
meant:led and in exile. Freedom still re
mains au experinient with her. Free America
will show the world that by the gentle opera
tion of law, her chosen Chief blagistrate,
and the Uommander•in Met of her armies
and navies can be speedily punished for his
crimes, and reduced to obscurtty, and nu
appiceiabic aft tit un society but a new tavern
loungers' gasconade, and au advance of three
per cent. in gold ! America was noble in
her management el the war. mud the nations
stood in wonder. But. there Is something
sublime in her acceptance of impeachment.
Men will say no wore that republican insti
tutions aro a failure, for republican America,
answering every condition, and accoptiug
every tesponsibitlity of government, titauth
to-day proud, t , aeure, peaceful— the law
supreme, and the public virtue- •untrnpAir.
•
ed. . , .
Therefore, it is wise to say that impeach
ment is peace. Some of our, people may
rave, and swear, and gnash their teeibThiif
we shalt have no war—no clisturbanse—no
arresting the wheels 'of Glovernoient—not
the shimmer of a bayonet, nor the click of
the trigger—nothing but the ordinary town
constable, with his clumsy baton. There is
something grand to us in this spectacle of a
great nation changing an incompetent ruler
by the gentle and easy process of law. The
poor little three per cent that the gold-gam
biers have made will melt tike the falling
snow. Impeachment is peace, because the
common reuse and the loyalty of the nation
demand it.—N. Y. Tribune Feb. the 26th.
11111=1
Young Men—Business Men.
It Is easier to be a good busiuess wan than
a poor one. Half of the energy displayed in
keeping ahead, that is required to catch up
when behind, will save credit, give• more
time to atteud to business, and add to the
profit and reputation of those who work for
gain. Be prompt. Keep your-work. kl on
or your engagement. If you promise to
meet a man or do a certain thiug at a certain
lument,-be—ready at the appoiuted-tium—lf
you have work to do, do it at once, cheerful
ly, and therefore more speedily nod correct : .
lt_you go out on bustuess„ utteud prompt
ly to the wetter. Do nut stop to toll stories
in busioe4s hours.
If you have a place of business, be found
there wheu wanted. Nu wan eau : et rich
by sitting aroued stores and salmis. Never
`Nor ou busiuess u3atters. If you have to
litb - a - fornt - ItYingot - tnemtrer - thut — ons - -
in the morning is better than two at night.
If . you employ milers ' be on baud to see that
they united to their duties, and to direct
work to advantage. [lave order, system,
regularity, prumptue9s; liberality. Du nut
rueddie with buAness yhu know nothing of.
Never buy an article simply because the wan
who'seils will take it out le trade Traue is
rotreirrrn - e - rmati ey. Ag - Ttid — b — lfflTl - OrS
hubtwnd lepUlittlVll is always money. Make
your plane tit hu-loess pleasant aul attract
ive, then stay there to. wait on customers.
Help yourself mid others will help you.
Be faithful over the iuterests couiided to
your keeping, and all iu good time your re
spunsitiiiities will be inemased. Du nut be
iu great baste to get rich, Do riot build
you have urraugued and laid a good 101111-
dituuo. Do nut— as you hope or wont fur
su.mess—epeud time iu idleness Puy as
you go. A man of honor respects his word
us he dues his bond. Ask, but Dever beg
Help others when you can, but never give
wheu you cannot stroll to,*sunply because it
is fashionable. Leant to say no. No ue
ceseity of snapping It out, bat say it firmly
stud respectfuity, have but few outdid:tura
—and the fewer the better. Use your own
bruins lather than otuers. Learn to think
awl act fur yourself. Be honest. Be vigil.
Rut Keep ahead rather than behind the
times. Yuuug men, note this, and it there
is fully iu the argument, le:, us know. You
must test it thoroughly, as, sooner or later
practical repeats its experiences.
A STORY ABOUT URN. HOWattfit —A wri
ter in the Puttlaud Prebs tolls the lolluwtog;
Tor a time donut; (Jun Sherman id tuarob
to' tlanta, lieu. lluward had command of
the Fourth Corps. Jost before the advance
on Daiwa, and while the cm pa was in bivouac
near lieu.thay, two of the boys of an Olio
regitovut molt it tutu their heads to gu out
un a tittle torah g exodttiou. It was not
lung before the IngileSc ambition, just at
that time, was g allied by the captuie of a
'grunted.' Wti lc to the act of killing the
animal the owner discovered thaw, and tru
tneulately made conaplatut to Gen Howard,
who happened to be tiding letsurelf along
near the seeno of slaughter. fie told the
lieueral it was the only hug be bud, and he
thought the boys bhuutd either lot him have
iho pork or pay him fur it. The lieueral
said he thout,lit BO too. lie TOO to where
the buys, were, and the foiliniqug dialogue
eusuca
lieueral- 1 1Iave you Any money, boys 7
It you Luke away inn; bog you ought
1.0 pay nun tor It!
boidiel'—.No, General, we halm no money
—bavn't boon pain for tour or ONO IlluU (16,
and we stand in groat need.of the pork.'
lieuetal='ll tiai. du pa, call, Air, a fair
prio . o tor your hug
ClllZen—` ',V en, L should think about nine
would
Generai—:lioys, what tire your liatriCB, and
what reguueut uu suu befoul; to 7 ril put
yuur !winch to fay tuetuutamluut aatt pay tut,
luau tur ilia hog. Next put•ddy 1 expuet
yuti mu cull at my ,henthit.i.htutts and buttle
the uccuUut."
`Suwwr—• thank you ; General. We'll du
it il It Inked the Lint cunt.'
'I he buys wete beard al:erwards to do•
clew liuqueutiy that, tt►cy luoked upuu that
inati oi their houost debts, and that. it
Bhuuld be laid it they lived. lieu the
best pay day eatue, however, they cud the
hientnal were (pupil separated. Thu kuurth
Corps, nutter Ueueral Was hi. Thu
eubtroutiug thoun, MLitt General now'.
and war to ouo►tuaed of the Arluy ul the
reutie.wieu, cud uu'tbo watch with 61►etwau
to 6aVituauh.
war was eluseti, the members of tho
regitueut scattered, auti there Itl uu report
yet whether the punt bill has beou bet Iletl ur
No man can go (lima into the dungeon 'of
hts expunotion, anti hold the Lurch to all ifs
data oittuulicts and bidden tatvit.es arid alialy
recesses, and nut up with a I , llutitier
and will', and an earuest ery to heaveu tor
mercy and eleatistag.
A lady edked a 'Moister •if shenlight pay
sitsutiou to dress and - fashion without boaug
proud T. •Modam,' replied the ',moister,
'►rnegever you bee toe tail of a lox vut of a
hole yvo taAj be sure ilia ihere
The Indians 'Of Michigan.
One who bee read the Illation , of the In
dittos of North America, of their proVess io
war, their hospitality iu peace, then charac
ter before tainted by the evils ,and intrigue
of the White man, is stink with Wonder at
the present state of the race ihrit mien roam%
ed with proud and numolesteCiteps the wilds
of Michigan. The•remnant:of many tribes
still live near the northern and western bona
dry of the State, ntrinbering perhaps some
eight thousand; a feW of them haie learned'
an - example of their white brothers, and NI.
low the vocation of farming in a small • way;
but by far the greater part of them eke • out
a living in whatever way . causes the least ex.
ertion, and can be seen loitering along the
streets of villages,,dirty and ragged, and in
their setni-etvilize costume'the•meteresein
blanee oflhe;race we read of in history. and
poetry. •
True, they still have the dark brown skin,
the straight black hair, the high Cheek bones,
but miital , y how degraded. The eaglet.-eye,
from whisk in days gone by flashed the,
thoughts of the noble heart, is blurred by
fire water, and the festures that once were
stampe with truth and honor, note only
bear the impressof - loiv canning and . deceit.
And these are the descendents of the proud
and broken-hearted Logan of the Juniata, of
Pocahontas, whose deeds are renowned in
song and story, and of many other noble
its. But their number glows every year
staallerTmed-as-civilize!ion-advanees it press
es them back, back towards their lust testing
place andthe few wlfirta42ifiT - the Pacific will
exclaim, " e eau go no further; wo have
reached our j4urney's end,'' and ore too glad
to lie down and be forever free from perse•
oution, and posterity will never know of
their existence save only iu history.
The Marriage of Cousins.
Dr 6. Cr liowe, - Yrinciple of the lustitu
_tion_fer_the_B,lttl u_t_B st n ,_o u
must active philanthropists Americo,
buys: 'There can be nu mistake at all about
thu fact, that the tendency to.have defective
off•iprtug is greater where parents are detect.
Live, than with others. ' But here is u point
that leads people into error. It does nut
lut
low because a person is defective in his hear.
iug the defeat will take that form iu his off
spring, it ruay strike somewhere else The
child may be detective iu physical strength
or mental capacity. But tlitte is the de
fective germ, and it will manifest itself It
may skip one generation and manliest itself'
io the next. know of thirteen blind chil
dren, in a neighboring cuuuty, the descen•
dauts of one blind man who married his
cousin In the first generation there — were
no blind children. You would look around
and see these children all happy, all enjoy
lug the blessing of sight, and say, 'it is all
woorishipe, this idea about defective people
!marrying.' In the second and third geneia
fme came thirteen blind 'children (from the
intermarriage of a blind man with his coils
in,) 1 think, of Clause have been .iu our hi
•etitutiou.'
3118ERY AND MERCY.- It was Isaac Wtil.
ton who said, '•liv.:ry tnirery that I miss is
a new mercy ;''a saying worthy of the pro•
loneliest philosopher. It is only too true
that inigfortunea come to us OH wings, but
tettre with a limping pace; and yet one half
the world are ready to meet calamities half
way and inoliectly to welcome thew. There
is seaieely uud evil in lite that we cannot
double by pondering upon it; a scratch will
thus become a•serious wound, and a slight
illness even be wade to end in death, by the
brooiing appieheusion uf the stek; while on
the other hand a iniud - accustomed to look
on the bright side of ad things will repel
the mildew and dampness of cure by its
genial sunshine. A ehecitui heart paints
two world us it sues it like a sunny landscape,
the morbid mind depicts it like a sterile
wilderness.
Wur NOT.—(Of all sad words of tongue
Or pen Ole saddest Are thee'', 11 tati,:ila have
bccii
II all parents Lad banished liquor from
their Immo as some •did, as thousands did
to the early history of the temperance re
form, many of them would have been
spared sorrow over lost sons—morrow that
knows no allovialion. Hall Ministers had
been as latthlul to temperance as sortie have
boon, a great multitude of precious youth
now forever lost might have been raved, to
be pillars in the uhuich of God and lahurt.ru
for all good enterprises, and heads of long
lines or' hotter and goodly descendants. 'lt
mignt ht vu been.'
•soi—
No DANON.H. FitoNt TOO MUCH --
Thu ChlitilllCUtut a colored pleuetier on the
text, 'at is wore bleyccd tu give than receive,'
18 inimitable lur its point us well as Its rare
beauty and eloquence:. '1 vs known twiny a
chuiela to dip *cause it didn't give enough;
but I never, knowed a church to die ' CL it
g.tve too much. bey don't die dat way.—
Bredren, hits any oou of you knowed a church
that died 'cause it give too IllUeil II you
do j lot we know, uud 111 wake
dat oh zilch, and e 11411.) by de Nutt
tight ul du infiuu to its moss covored roof,
and I'll stand dar and lift toy hands to heav
en, and say, 4 131e:.sed are do dead illtat in de
butd.
. 1 7i s ptain, what's Ow fare to Saint Lou,la ?'
1 %
Y x
mat putt of Ibe buat du you wish_to:go
oti—e hie or deck 't.' • „ . , ,
'Haig your ,eabin,'. said .tile gentleman
from todtmua., .1 live i n a : Cabin Lit 110111 g;
gin ,I/10 i N. 1105 t
,you've . 6ot.'
In !Ireland (be clergymen kisses his Coo
grew/two all arouuti before preiehiag.
Whime hnok:keeper , like chicken, ? ii!•
e.ttibe lney buns to f for
asi.,oo roar "seciek.r
STRANGE DREAM—ITS FULFILLMENT.
Arneng,the_victitus of the horrible Angol&
disaaterwri ----
Line, a young man of enterprise and decided
protniteliri the employ of this railroad corn•_
puny as their agent at that, place. The
Painsville Advertiser gives an account, the
~,porrectnoss of which is vouched for, of a
peculiar dream which Mr. 11. had just six
months previous to the calamity iu which he
lost his hfe. It says: 'lie dreamed - that
he was away from.home; in. a desert, when
suddenly he heard a terrible crash, and'upon
looking in the direction horn which the
sound proceeded ho saw a bright light, which
seemed to reach to the very heavens, and he
hoard screams anJ Foals of the most fright
ful and ,heart rot:ling character. On look
ing about him he saw an august personage
"Irionk,' he thought 2 ---sitting in high
estate, and he inquired whole all the noise
came brow. 'From Hell 1' imswi'red rho
Monk. The dreamer asked, 'What dues it
mean ?' , The niJuk'replied, 'lt ruedus
_that
you must iustantty die !' Mr. 11. then told
the monk that'he was not prepared t 9 die,
and begged for further 'time. The monk
finally said , p_r_a_yer_is_g_riultedo4t--
may live upon the earth six months longer,
at the expiration of that time you shall die I'
At' this juncture Mr. Llaywaid was awakened
by his wite, , who was atulinel by her hus
band's action, he sitting up in bed and being
I,,rently agitated. The dream Made a great
impression upon his mud, and was the sub
ject of much thought and frrqueut conver
nations-wiTh—lrb Imnd4 — fora time, but—at
1 - engtir-lre-eamt-tcrl
bequenee. Ua precisely the fait day of tha
eia mouths ho purchased it life tusur.wee
ticket fur $3,00U, took rosagc uu the ill
fated train fur Buffalo, and was numbered
mut% the victims at Angola.
SHE WOULDN'T MARV( A MECHANIC.-___
A young mu - began voating a young wo• --
tuanranti - lippeared telie well pleaeo . Ono
evening he called when it was quite late,
which led the young girl to inqtrite where
he had been.
'1 had to work to-nialiC
'What ! do you work for a living ?' mho
inquired, in astouieitnent.
•Cetrainly, replied the young wan, am
a ineehatne '
'I dislike the name of a nrehanie,' and
she turned up ker pretty misc.
Tnat was the last time the young man vis
ited the young 'comfit). fle 18 new a wealthy
ma 9, and hap one or the best women in the
country for his wife.
The lady who dbliked the nun!) of me
chanic is now the wile of a miserable fool, a
regular vagrant about grog shops, and the
soli, verdant and miserable girl is ()bilged to
tutu in washing in order to support herself
and children.
Y‘iti,. dislike the name of mechanic, eh ?
You, whore brothers pre but well dressed
loafers.
We pity any girl who ha; so little brains,
who is su verdant, so soft, as is think less so
of a young MU/ kr being a mechanic—one
of Cluct's uublernen—the must dignified and
honorable personage of 11 cavern's creatures.
Beware, young lady, how you treat young
men who work lot a livinK, for you may one
day be menial to one of them yourself. •
Far better discharge the well fed pauper,
with all his rings, jewelry, brazenness and
pomposity, atm take to your affections the
callous-handed, intelligent and industrious .
meet wile.
Thousands have bitterly regretted their
folly who have turned their hacks to [lotto
ty. A few years have taught them a severe
lemon.
A Western fieosier called on a boat cap
tain to sell him a saddle of mutton :
'Si',s Captain, don't you want to buy a
nice a addle of mutton today r
.Nu; 1. would as soon eat dirt,' replied 'Se
•
Captain.
IVeil,' said the Hoosier, 'tis according to
how a man has been raised. Nuw
rather eat multm
'Did-any of you over see an elephant skin?'
asked tlie master ul an infant FCIIOOI in a fast
neighborhood •I have lillOUted a rix•
year old at the loot of the class. 'Where?'
ihquired the old man, amused by his earn
estness. 'On an elephant,' was the reply.
say, boy, is •there anything to shoot a
bout 'lesser molted a sportmwan of a buy
he titer.
!Ilicll,' replied the boy, 'nothing , just
bout hero, but our gehoolumeter jut over
the iull thole cutting buck rods; you alight
walk up and pop h im over.'
REA DY No old Now En4laud
iiiino.ters were ridie:4 by ligallowt, when the
Cider vue apled the tither, "11 bete woual
you be if that tree brie its rropor Iruit r
liitliug uluue, sir,' w.is the tionieilwe re
ply,
ItimANTIC We knew a rich man in the
►West, who called toiti niausion 'Wen:nary,'
out oi reppeet to l - eis wife Aldry, who Dud
died. Ono of his netglaborsr, not to be uut
',toile in cuunutn,4lall,..e.ten, built u new cnb
it and called
'Du you keep tuatcht a?' a4kcil a would
bc ut a retailer.
•Oli, yes, was the reply.
. 6 Wco,thet guoN) 111 take a trotting
tuateh.! , .
The retails itnrrwiliatoly handed him a
boa. of I.3tautiteth's
A . 13.1f or 'married recently.,
and tittriuttilo pr. , grcss oh 'tile ceremony,
when t he
re1,,,,pie.1 nfiirMiiiirely to the
Auu take this woo to
lutvfel :"' eto., she iiotta
u,,.„ lirinti:— 4 . 411. Blind, of cmixas.j..
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